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No sooner had Inspector Owl said goodbye than he was called to
the next crime scene.
"Hello, Mrs. Onkey," Inspector Owl said to Mrs. Onkey.
"Hello, Mr. Owl," said Mrs. Onkey.
"Please tell me exactly what happened," said Inspector Owl.
"When I returned from singing lessons, my big D had
disappeared. Someone must have stolen it from me while I was
singing. What will I do now?"
"Please stay calm, Mrs. Onkey Do you have enemies?"
"Yes, of course. My greatest enemy is man. He uses me to
carry fat tourists to high mountains.
Inspector Owl was brooding. Man made Onkey work hard, that
was right. But he wouldn't steal a letter from her. That's
odd.
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Inspector Owl did not even get to take his nap because
another theft was reported.
"Hello, Mr. Adger," Inspector Owl said to Mr. Adger.
"Hello, Mr. Owl," said Mr. Adger.
"Please try to remember exactly what happened," said
Inspector Owl.
"I was in the process of building a cellar for my house. When
I returned from lunch to the construction site, my B had
disappeared. Someone must have stolen it from me while I was
eating. What am I gonna do now?"
"Please stay calm, Mr. Adger. Do you have any enemies?"
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"Yes, of course. My greatest enemy is man. He makes shaving
brushes out of my hair."
Inspector Owl was brooding. Man did indeed make shaving
brushes out of Adger hair, that was true. But he wouldn't
steal a letter from the Adger. Strange.
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That same evening the inspector was called to the king of the
animals.
"Your Majesty Ion", the inspector said to King Ion and took a
deep bow.
"Hello, Inspector Wl," said the King.
Oh dear! What had happened? Now the inspector himself had
been the victim of the letter thief. But he did not let the
King know of his surprise.
"Please tell me exactly what happened", Inspector Wl said to
King Ion.
"I had eaten a sumptuous meal and was taking a leisurely nap.
When I woke up, my L was gone. Someone must have stolen it
from me while I was asleep. What do I do now?"
"Please stay calm, Your Majesty Ion. Do you have enemies?"
"Yes, of course. My greatest enemy is man. He drives noisy
SUVs through my territory and shoots at me. Fortunately, I've
always been able to escape him.
Inspector Wl wondered. Man actually shot the lion, that was
true. But he wouldn't steal a letter from him. Odd.
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exclaimed. "Thank you, Mrs. Quid. You can let go now."
Mrs. Quid let go of Mr. Fox. He shook his wet fur from his
head to his bushy tail. Meanwhile, the animals of the forest
had gathered on the beach. Everyone was talking excitedly and
confusedly.
"Quiet please, quiet," cried Inspector Wl. "Let the letter
thief explain why he has stolen from us."
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"At the latest when people realize that they don't have a
dog, but an Og as a pet, their clever scientists will start
researching. It won't be long before they can find all the
missing letters and decipher the message."
The animals nodded contentedly.
"That sounds plausible," said Inspector Wl, "and yet I know
you are lying In your message one letter is missing. The S of
EACH. You have not stolen any S."
"The S," hissed the fox cunningly, "I will contribute it
myself. From now on I am Mr. Fo (Fuchs in German and Fuch
after giving his S)
That was clear to the inspector. The animals admired the Fox
for his courage and generosity. And they were more than
willing to give up a letter. It could really work, and people
would perhaps take the animals' message to heart.