Part 3 Characters (And DIO) As Genshin

Players
if this gets deleted again i'm actually going to cry.

Jotaro

● has been AR 55 for months hoyoverse please free this man

● refuses to do the abyss or commissions
● c3 r1 calamity queller shenhe main
● "she's a support-" "i will break your fucking jaw"
● does events as soon as they drop bc he gets stressed out from attempting to speedrun
● never redeems codes or does web events either
● has a shenhe support build for all
his five stars & used four stars
● stops playing for a month whenever he loses the 50/50
● checks for shenhe rerun everyday bc he NEEDS to c6 her
● goes to the dawn winery sometimes and leaves the game running bc he really likes the
music
● lowkey has a fat crush on albedo
● does not have albedo

Kakyoin

● dangerously close to AR 59
● avid raiden shogun & yae miko enthusiast
● has over 200k primos saved for signora
● "she's never going to be playable" "you are a LIAR"
● occasionally spends his primos but only when a character piques his interest and gets
right back up to 200k so fast
● has never lost a 50/50 ever in his life but brings out The Wallet whenever jotaro does so
he has a nice surprise to come back to when he's done sulking
● does jotaro's commissions ,, abyss ,, web events and code redemptions for him
● leaves jotaro the sweetest little notes in map pins
● nilou world record holder (jotaro calls him a loser but is insanely attracted by it) (kakyoin
knows)
● knows ALL of genshin's lore. every last bit.
● has a whole binder full of theories and makes jotaro listen to each one (he loves it)
● is head over heels in love w kaedehara kazuha
● would sacrifice all his life savings to him
● does art except his entire portfolio is literally just kazuha and the occasional jotaro

Joseph
 ● AR 45
● refuses to ascend until he has enough XP to go straight to 60
● suffers for it
● c6 r5 every last one of his faves
● "i'm RICH i can spend my money however i want"
● yoimiya main bc she makes him think of suzie q for some reason (it's the bubbly
personality)
● absolutely insane mona build just bc caeser made a comment one time about how she's
his favorite (taking this secret to the GRAVE)
● rarely ever bothers w commissions & non battle centered events bc again. rich.
● only does events like hyakunin ikki and the abyss to show off his builds
● avdol ,, suzie q ,, ceaser & his accountant are the only ones who know about his genshin
playerism (doesn't know that jotaro knows)
● "please do the ascension quest your characters can't be level 80 forever" "NEVER 🗣
🗣🗣"
● accuses 10% of the cast of stand userism (shenhe and razor) (there's more)

Polnareff
● AR 60.
● meta slave
● absolute manwhore for the women
● is not allowed to even look at shenhe bc jotaro is a violent gatekeeper
● has never won a 50/50 ever in his life
● c100 qiqi.
● yelan & ganyu oobsession (c6 both of them w multiple r5 weapons and insane builds)
● got down on his knees and BEGGED joseph to fund his obsession
● summoned silver chariot to kneel too (for extra effect)
● really likes mona
● "she's just like me fr" "she's literally just french"
● is the reason avdol plays this game
● forces avdol to co-op every. single. day. (avdol is sick and tired)
● will jolt awake at 2 am if he forgot to do his commissions
● goes insane if he can't 36 star the abyss whenever there's an enemy change
● really likes keqing
● does not have keqing

Avdol
● AR 49
● does not want to play this game (he has no choice)
● diluc user (they both have fire birds)
● genuinely thought you only needed a singular 10 pull to get the rate up five star bc his
luck is crazy (polnareff wants to rip his hair out)
● has multiple five stars at level one bc he only really likes diluc
 ● "what do you mean ningguang and diluc have no synergy"
● "what do you even mean by 'synergy'."
● is polnareff's worst enemy (actually best friend) for the way he plays
● spends more time admiring the scenery and collecting Things than actually playing the
game

DIO
● AR 60
● c6 r5 everyone just because he can
● nothing in this life has brought him rage like genshin impact has
● ^ has broken multiple devices bc of this
● doesn't need the commission primos but will never be at peace if they're not done so he
makes vanilla ice do them
● has more fun in events in like windtrace and adventurers' trials than he'll ever admit
● will doxx you if he catches you playing the game even SLIGHTLY wrong (he sees you
critzuha users.)
● he's the only one allowed to build characters in ways they're not intended to be built.
● ^ does this only to mess w people who don't like them / antis
● alhaitham will be his.
● so will the tsaritsa.
● OBSESSED W THE HARBINGERS (they're just like him fr)
● currently a eula / yae miko main ,, world record holder & toxic stan
● very proud of it (everyday kakyoin is tormented by the fact that he and DIO share a fave)
● does not think the aristocrats did anything wrong
● "lmao you're just mad they were powerful"
● "they deserve better fr"