The Arsenal Sitcom S2 EP5

Title: Who are you?

Kingpin: Welcome to take our kids to work day 2022, so

anyone would like to introduce their children?
C1: Hi guys, I am Mr Rafael’s son, uhh and I uh I am a
discord mod and I think it is a real job yeah I also spent a
lot of money on pet simulator 69.
Rafael: I’m proud of him.
Brute: Huh Charles, I never knew you got a son.
Charles: Yeah, I just created him this morning just for this
ceremony.
Rafael: Where’s your son Brute?
Brute: Pretty sure he’s somewhere in this building.
Charles: Not to brag but I have programmed my son to play
the guitar.
Brute: Why are you so open about- YOU KNOW what, never mind.

(Somewhere in the building)

*Delinquent doing parkour on rooftop area*
Delinquent: Heeyah, heeyah *epic parkour shits*
*fell into a small office room, sees what’s on the
computer’s screen*

Delinquent: Oh boy, what is this. Copy yourself 2.0?

Delinquent: Should- should I click it? *clicks it*
*computer explodes and fling Delinquent out of the window*
*the people at the ceremony heard the explosion and rushed
to the small office*
Rafael: MY OFFICE!
Brute: Quentin, what the hell happened here? YOU CAN’T JUST
GO TO SOMEONE’S WORKPLACE AND BLOW IT UP!
Charles: *talking to his son* I need to remove your
explosion settings.

(at Mighty Manor)

Dylan: You blew up someone’s office?
Delinquent: It was an accident ok, I don’t even know how it
happened. All I did was just a click on the mouse.
*both of them heard someone shouting from the outside*
Delinquent: You heard that?
*rushed to the balcony, sees the figure that was shouting,
it is Delinquent standing there?!*
Dylan: Is- is that you?
Delinquent: Great Scott!
(cut to black screen)

Delinquent: Whoa whoa, so you are, my clone?

DTC: Yup, I was created during the explosion.
Dylan: So that’s why the computer explode!
Delinquent: How did you know where I live though?
DTC: Because we share the same memories.
Dylan: This shit makes no sense. Like how on earth would a
computer be able to create a fucking clone??
Narrator: We sincerely apologise for our writers’ poor
story-telling and writing skills.
Delinquent: This is what we call Science. Humanity have
evolved so much.
Brute: Heyyy! What’s going on here? Oh, nice outfit Steve,
you guys planning on a prank or what?
DTC: I- I’m not Steve-
Brute: Oops, I need to go. There’s a robot invasion
happening at my workplace for some reason.
Delinquent: You won’t turn evil right?
DTC: Don’t worry, I am not capable of fighting humans just
yet. But soon I will learn.
Dylan: That sounds worrying.
Delinquent: So what do you guys want to do now?
(cut to black screen)
(At Beach)
DTC: Thanks for the food, me.
Delinquent: Hey look at that man, wanna troll him?
DTC: Hey mister!
Man: Huh?
Delinquent: Hey mister!
(The delinquent(s) making the man confused)
Man: How are there so many of you!? *faints*
*Another Delinquent appears out of nowhere*
R Delinquent: GET DOWN! *shoots*
Delinquent: What the hell
R Delinquent: I’m here to save you from your clone!
DTC: Heeeyaahh *floats*
R Delinquent: He is NOT ACTUALLY YOUR CLONE, HE IS YOU! FROM
A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE, and he’s trying to kill you!
Delinquent: Oh my, that’s a lot of information to be
swallowed!
DTC: You are messing up MY PLAN! *punches R Delinquent*
Delinquent: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!
*another Delinquent appears*
A Delinquent: Hey come on, follow me!
*jumps into a different universe*
Delinquent: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
A Delinquent: Calm down, we are here to save you.
Bloxy Delinquent: Nice to meet you.
Delinquent: Are you made out of fucking glass?
A Delinquent: Let’s not disrespect him like that, he is the
most powerful variant of us.
Delinquent: This is so weird.
Bloxy Delinquent: All of us here are the members of the
Delinquent’s council and that “clone” earlier was not
actually a clone. His mission is to kill all variants of us
in the multiverse.
Delinquent: That is so insane, so what are we supposed to do
now, why don’t we just, you know, shoot him with a gun or
something?
Bloxy Delinquent: Firearm does not impact him at all.
Delinquent: SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
Bloxy Delinquent: We have to trap him in a pocket universe
but first we have to find all variants of us that have
superpowers.
Delinquent: and how many variants of us have powers?
A Delinquent: 5 including him and the other guy from
earlier.
Delinquent: The one that helped me earlier at the beach?
Bloxy Delinquent: Come on, we better get going, I can feel
that he’s coming here.
Delinquent: How do we exactly travel across the multiverse?
I was just walking and somehow I am already here.