Introduction.

Jose:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, demogorgons and otherworldly creatures alike, welcome
to the Upside-Down of distillation calculators! Today, we're diving into the world of Stranger
Things, where even the simplest of equations can have you questioning reality.
But fear not, for we have something even better than Eleven's telekinesis – Microsoft Excel
distillation calculators! That's right, we've combined the power of science with the power of the
Upside-Down to bring you a collection of calculators that would make even Dustin's brain
explode (in a good way, of course).
Whether you're trying to figure out the optimal temperature for distilling demogorgon DNA or
calculating the precise amount of mind-flayer serum needed to take down the entire Hawkins
lab, our calculators have got you covered. And don't worry, they're so user-friendly even Steve
Harrington could use them.
So grab your Eggos, put on your best Demodog-catching gear, and get ready to enter a world of
scientific adventure. It's time to get stranger with our Microsoft Excel distillation calculators!

Kath:
Welcome to our homepage, the digital representation of the charming town of Hawkins. We
have a variety of categories ready to explore, starting with the Home page which is where you
are right now. The About page provides more information about our site and its purpose.
Next, we have the Solver page, where we will embark on a journey into the Upside Down. Here,
we'll encounter a variety of challenges and obstacles that we'll need to overcome using our wits
and the resources available to us.

Jessica:
The Data page is where we'll find helpful information and resources to assist us in solving these
challenges. From maps of the Upside Down to scientific research on its properties, we'll have
everything we need to face whatever comes our way.
Finally, we have the Developers page, dedicated to the citizens of Hawkins who have passed
away or gone missing over the years. We honor their memory and hope to shed light on their
stories as we navigate this strange world.
So, come on in and explore our digital Hawkins. We can't wait to see what adventures await us
in the Upside Down.
Closing.
Crisna:

Thank you all for joining us on this mind-bending journey into the world of Stranger Things and
distillation calculators. We hope you've enjoyed exploring the Upside Down with us and have
learned a thing or two about the science behind it all.

Remember, just like Eleven, we have the power to control our reality with our minds and our
calculators. So go forth, be fearless, and embrace the unknown. Who knows, you might just
stumble upon your own secret lab or telekinetic powers!

And if you find yourself in need of some scientific assistance, don't forget about our trusty
Microsoft Excel distillation calculators. They'll help you navigate even the trickiest of
calculations, from demodog DNA extraction to mind-flayer serum production.

So with that, we bid you adieu and encourage you to keep exploring the mysteries of Stranger
Things and the world of science. Who knows what other wonders await us just beyond the veil
of our reality? Until next time, stay curious and stay strange!