In the dozens, derogatory barbs focus primarily on impugning the sexual integrity or

intelligence of the target's mother. However, virtually any close relation is fair game.

Yo mama so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo mama so fat, she has other fat mamas orbiting her.
Yo mama so fat, helicopters try landing on her whenever she wears a Malcom X t-
shirt.
Yo mama so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama so ugly, her makeup brand is called, "Why Bother?".
Yo mama so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so dumb, she tripped over a wireless telephone.
Yo mama so dumb, she died of hunger when she got stuck in the super market.
Yo mama so fat, she fell down and broke her leg and gravy came out.
Yo mama so fat, every time she wanna take a bath, she gotta go to Sea World.
Yo mama panty hose so tight, every time she farts her shoe flies off.