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June 20th, 2023
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Grey: Miracle Worker *A heartwarming story*

Written by: Andi Keating-Frizzell

Dr. Meredith Grey has once again worked another medical miracle. Dr. Grey
is a world-renowned surgeon, with a Catherine Fox Award for performing an
abdominal wall transplant, who has created some of the most advanced medical
breakthroughs. Recently, with her work on a cure for Alzheimer's, she has helped
a poor patient with severe short-term memory loss, going by the name Steve
Urkel. Persons close to Urkel have reported that he has no recollection if he has
done something after actually doing it, causing stress among them. With the
genius of Dr. Grey and her research, Urkel will no more ask, “Did I do that?”
SpongeBob and Patrick's long-lasting friendship: Is It Over?
Written By: Brittany Ramrize
SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star have been best friends for over two
decades, and their friendship has been nothing short of strong. From their very
first meeting, they've been inseparable. So, where have the pair of friends taken
long-lasting friendship?

In an interview with Good Morning Bikini Bottom, Spongebob stated, “It’s

not a secret we have lasted so long. We love adventure and we have always been
loyal to each other. These days, Patrick is holding me back. I save Patrick a lot.
After so much time, Mrs.Puff still hasn’t given me my driver's license! I love my
routine but it’s time for a change.” They've been through so many ups and downs
together but SpongeBob doesn’t think it’s enough to save their friendship. Right
after the interview, SpongeBob was spotted at the Krusty Krab with Sandy
Cheeks. The nice lunch turned awkward when Patrick walked in and just walked
out after making eye contact with his former best friend. Sources also say they
later heard crying from Patrick’s rock. Could this be the end of the beloved duo?
Time will tell.
THIS JUST IN!!! HAS COUSIN ITT GONE MAD??
Written by: Emille Duran

This past weekend, one of the most notorious characters from "The
Addams Family," Cousin Itt graciously accepted an invitation to be one of the
next drag queens on RuPaul's Drag Race. Upon his arrival, Rupaul had taken our
hairy little character out for a night on the town, and this morning Cousin Itt
woke up screaming as heard by outsiders. "ABALALANDEBABDJSA!" He woke up
with his hair cut to his glasses, and Rupaul was seen sleeping with a pair of
scissors. As seen by paparazzi, Cousin Itt and his sidekick, Thing, went to Rupaul's
room, tied him up, and took him up Cousin Itt's chimney to his humble abode. Will
we ever see RuPaul again? Will Cousin Itt grow his hair back? What sort of
gibberish threats did he yell out? It's been approximately 37 hours since the
abduction... stay tuned for more updates
Mystery Inc.’s Big Secret: Who is Shaggy??
Written by: Valeria Padilla

(Actual Witnes drawing)

The gang from Mystery Inc has been booming in business over the past
few months but up until recently the gang has been in the spotlight for some
suspicious activities from one of the team members. Authorities have detained
Mr. Scooby and Velma for trespassing in several science labs over the past few
nights. One member of the Mystery Inc gang that has been even more alarming
is Mr. Shaggy. Last seen peeking out of the Mystery Machine on the night of
Scooby and Velma’s arrest. Pictures of Shaggy captured on the night of the
arrest show what could be a health condition, green pale skin, and an awful look
on his safe. Folks are starting to speculate and go as far as to say that Mr.
Shaggy is not Human! Many believe the Mystery Gang has been covering an
Alien in disguise as Shaggy. Fred and Daphne hold a press conference Saturday
night confirming that speculations about their friend’s health condition are true!
Mr. Shaggy is not doing well. There are many questions left unanswered, Who is
the real Shaggy and what were Scooby and Velma doing after dark in a science
lab? This is one mystery the gang doesn’t want to solve.