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The Jokes of Strahd
The Jokes of Strahd
The Jokes of Strahd
Did you hear that Strahd has started writing poems dedicated to Tatyana?
He went from bat to verse.
What should the PCs never say when answering Strahd’s invitation?
Bite me!
Why was everyone upset about the 10 Greatest D&D Villains list released by Wizards of the
Coast?
They forgot to count Strahd!
Did you know that Strahd and Auril had a love child?
Unfortunately, the baby suffered from a serious congenital condition…
A severe case of frostbite.
After you’ve killed Count Strahd, where do you go to loot his gold?
The blood bank.
What should the bard play while you’re fighting Count Strahd?
Another One Bites the Dust.
Why did Count Strahd have to move out of Castle Ravenloft for a month?
It was getting re-vamp-ed!
What spell does Count Strahd use to control the drawbridge on Castle Ravenloft?
Re-moat control.