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Gryffindor Lions Roster
Gryffindor Lions Roster
Summary
Number: 7
Puck Personality Fun Fact: Putting his contacts in, because he usually wears glasses, gets him
really into the game mode. His favorite food is treacle tart, which he had when he took his
girlfriend Lily to England—now she makes it for him on his birthday.
Favorite Moment On Team: When he told them that he and Lily were pregnant and they all
celebrated.
Superstition: He has to call his girlfriend, Lily, before every game. Asks Remus for blue
Gatorade.
What the announcers say when he scores: “Aaaaannndd the Potter is wheeling tonight!!”
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Sirius Black: (Cap)
Position: Center
Number: 12
Description: 25. 6’3”. Black hair, gray eyes, white. Hair gets really fluffy in humidity and it drives
him insane. Short hair, curls above his ears. Loves a good backwards hat. One of the strongest on
the team. French-Canadian. Hometown: Montreal, Canada.
Puck Personality Fun Fact: He had a very hard time coming up with one, so James chose one for
him. He pretends to hate the rookies, but will drop literally everything for anything they need. He’s
also really bad at taking his pre-game nap.
(Pascal Dumais from the background: “He does not understand household chores!”)
Favorite Moment On Team: His first game after deciding to stand up to his mother about getting
a trade. He could finally relax, and enjoy himself. When he scored the first goal, he let his
teammates celebrate with him. Also, kissing Remus on the ice when they won the Cup.
Superstition: There are so many. There are too many. Has to go out onto the ice last, has to have a
butter and honey toasted sandwich before the game at 5:00 pm, has to do his stretches in a certain
order, has to put on and sharpen his left skate first. Cannot even talk about the Cup without
freaking out. Will wear the same gross hat until it literally reeks if they’re on a hot streak.
What the announcers say when he scores: “Seriously!!! That is one serious goal!!”
Number: 17
Description: 24. 6’0’’. Dark red hair, fluffy. White. Freckles. Brown eyes. Is a single eyebrow
raiser. Habit of saluting. More on the slender side of muscle. Is a bit of a worry-wart. Super
sarcastic. American. Hometown: New York, New York.
Puck Personality Fun Fact: He wanted it to be that he’s real fucking good in bed, but it’s that he
likes eating grilled cheese with strawberry jam because his older brother, Alexander, used to make
it for him all the time when they were kids.
Favorite Moment On Team: Probably that one team dinner where Blizzard got drunk and tried to
swim in a fountain. Or when he found out that Logan also got drafted to the Lions the year after
him.
Superstition: Has to have a grilled cheese and strawberry jam before every game. Has to tape his
own sticks on the bench. Has a handshake with Logan they do before walking down the tunnel.
What the announcers say when he scores: “OOOOOOOO’HARA HOW DARA!! WHAT A
GOAL!”
Position: Defenseman
Number: 62
Description: 31. 6’1”. Black hair, braided, reaches his shoulders and he likes to tie it up
sometimes, hazel eyes. Black. One of the most popular jerseys because he’s such a crowd pleaser
always riling them up and talking to fans through the glass. He’s also one of the biggest Instagram
users and is always posting really funny locker room videos. Canadian. Vancouver, Canada.
S/O: Single
Puck Personality Fun Fact: Kasey’s rival for best hair in the league. Famous for his crazy cellys
Favorite Moment On Team: Conference Finals! And when all the boys touch Moody’s leg for
good luck.
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Olli Halla: (Olli)
Position: Defenseman
Number: 5
Description: 6’2”. 32. White. Very, very blonde hair, nearly white. Pale blue eyes. Cute little nose.
Cannot grow a beard to save his life. Total baby-face. Is sort of shy and awkward. What a
sweetheart. Finish. Hometown: Helsinki, Finland.
S/O: Single.
Puck Personality Fun Fact: Wins the pre-game team kick-around almost every time. Brings
awareness to charities that contribute to doing research on the brain and brain injuries.
Favorite Moment On Team: When the team welcomed him back from his pretty serious
concussion (he missed nearly a year) by all wearing the number 5 out on the ice during warm ups.
Superstition: Wears his cross and says a small prayer after the national anthem. Also has to play
in the kick-around.
Number: 6
Description: 28, 5’11”. White. Sandy hair, light brown eyes. Freckles. Lean muscled, but bulks up
quickly mid-season. Adored by the fans. American. Hometown: Madison, Wisconsin.
Favorite Moment On Team: Being told he was being invited to sign as a player.
Position: Center
Number: 9
Description: 41. 6’1’’. Brown hair, cut pretty short but brushes up at the front or superman curl.
White. Hazel/green eyes, dark eyelashes and brows. Scruffy beard always. Is the dad of the team.
Well tell anyone who asks the hilarious stories of when Sirius lived with him. French Canadian.
Hometown: Montreal.
S/O: Celeste Dumais, wife. And four children. Adele (13), Louis (10), Marc (9), and Katie (7).
Sits with on the bus/plane: No one, he enjoys the peace and quiet (not that anyone gives him
any).
Injury: Broken wrist. Bruised ribs. Mild concussion. Lost too many teeth to count.
Puck Personality Fun Fact: The BIGGEST prankster on the team. Loves fine wine.
Favorite Moment On Team: Whenever the crowd chants “Duuummmooooo,” or the first time
Sirius smiled.
Superstition: Slaps Sergei’s ass before they walk down the tunnel. No one knows why.
What the announcers say when he scores: "Pascal Dumais everybody! One of the oldest in the
league—he’s still got it!”
Description: 23. 5’9’’. Dark brown hair, long enough to be wavy and always wearing a snapback.
Green eyes. Light freckles. White. Always sinfully tan. Really broad and strong. Those arms and
chest muscles, damn. Really dark, long eyelashes. Clean shaven. Really loud, always mildly
grumpy. French Canadian. Hometown: Rimouski, Quebec, Canada.
Injury: He broke a finger and a foot and frequently has black eyes from fights.
Puck Personality Fun Fact: Has a fleur-de-lis necklace that he never takes off. Spends his
summers in Nice, France where his mother is from.
Superstition: Says he isn’t superstitious but he is. Won’t touch the kick-around soccer ball before
he decides to play. Has a handshake with Finn they do before walking down the tunnel.
Number: 43
Description: 30, 6’2”. Short hair, brown eyes, one of the most ripped guys on the team. Black.
Pierced ears, usually small gold hoops. Takes them out for play. The Lions organization does a
segment with him called Walkie-Talkie where he goes around the locker room and interviews his
team mates with funny questions. American. Hometown: Chicago, IL.
Puck Personality Fun Fact: He got his nickname Talker because he never shuts up on the ice.
Starts a lot of fights.
Superstition: Needs to take a three minute nap between periods. He puts a towel over his head
right in his stall and literally falls asleep for three minutes. (James: it’s fucking weird”)
What the announcers say when he scores: “Goal!!! He just walks right up there, don’t he?”
Position: Defenseman
Number: 55
Description: 40. 5’11”. Light brown-gray hair—was blonde, losing it at the front a little. White.
Really stern blue eyes that transform and crinkle when he smiles (but it’s hard to get a real smile
out of him, and the boys feel really accomplished when they do). Russian. Hometown: Omsk.
S/O: Anya. They have three daughters: Aleandra (10), Evenlina (8), and Katya (7).
Favorite Moment On Team: One of his daughters was born the same night he got his first hat-
trick. Some of the team came to the hospital with him.
Superstition: Stops at a Church on his way to the rink everyday for a few quiet moments.
Number: 58
S/O: Single
Puck Personality Fun Fact: Rival with Evgeni for most pick ups on the team. Has many tattoos
—one full sleeve, working on the other.
Favorite Moment On Team: Probably when Evgeni got traded, he found his best friend.
What the announcers say when he scores: Rapidly repeating “Nadeau, Nadeau, Nadeau!!!”
Number: 86
Description: 27. 6’4”. Short cropped light brown hair and puppy-dog brown eyes. Has a slightly
chipped front left tooth. White. Very heavy Russian accent, doesn’t speak perfect English and uses
this fact to get out of interviews. Is very charming. Literally a giant. Russian. Magnitogorsk,
Russia.
S/O: Single.
Puck Personality Fun Fact: Will tell you he has the most pick-ups on the team, but it might be
Nado. He’s always making jokes in Russian that basically only Sergei and Henrik can understand
and Sergei just rolls his eyes while Henrik laughs.
Favorite Moment On Team: He loves team dinners, just hanging out with the guys.
What the announcers say when he scores: THE RUSSIAN BEAR STRIKES AGAIN!
Number: 20
Description: 19. 6’4”. Dark curly hair and bright green eyes. His father is Hispanic, his mother is
Black. Eyebrows on point. American. Hometown: Boston, MA.
S/O: Single
Superstition: Tapes his own sticks and does the kick around.
Position: Defenseman
Number: 32.
Description: 36. 6’2”. White. Light brown hair that pushes up at the front and is shaved close at
the sides. Blue eyes that will kill you. American. Hometown: Boston, MA.
Puck Personality Fun Fact: Is constantly made fun of for being the prettiest. Ever.
Warm Up Song: They boys will tell you it’s SexyBack but it’s actually just heavy metal.
Position: Defenseman
Number: 33
Years In The League: 10. Played in the Swedish league for a while.
S/O: Linnea Sunqvist, his wife and their daughter and son, Maja (10) and Hugo (11).
Sits with on the bus/plane: Likes to sit alone with a nice audiobook sometimes.
Puck Personality Fun Fact: Almost never fights, but when he does…ouch. Can speak French and
Russian.
Favorite Moment On Team: When he gets to morning practice and has coffee with the boys.
Superstition: Has to do a few somersaults in the locker room—we don’t know why.
Warm Up Song: Russian rap—no one knows why/how he knows Russian so well.
What the announcers say when he scores: “The sun is shining on Sunqvist!"
Description: 25. 5’11”. Hispanic. Hazel eyes, Black hair, baby curls so cute we love the curls.
Canadian. Toronto.
Puck Personality Fun Fact: Loves spicy food. Once made Sirius cry by daring him to eat some
really spicy dish.
Superstition: Does a few laps around the hallways. The press love to try to catch him for
interviews while he’s doing this. He runs away.
Position: Center
Number: 44
Description: 24. 6’0”. White, blue eyes and brown hair that’s going gray already. Dimples. French
Canadian. Sherbrooke.
S/O: Single
Injury: Concussion.
Puck Personality Fun Fact: Never learned Russian well, despite playing in the KHL.
Favorite Moment On Team: When Kasey jumped in the fountain.
Superstition: Has to touch all the boys’ names above their stalls
Number: 21
Description: 33. 6’3”. Sandy blond hair and brown eyes. White. Pretty shy, but really kind. Laughs
really loudly which then makes himself blush. American. Hometown: L.A.
Puck Personality Fun Fact: Can play the guitar and the piano. Is one of the team’s biggest You
Can Play ambassadors (Pascal and Sergei are the other two most active). Always goes to the
Gryffindor pride parade.
Favorite Moment On Team: The entire locker room singing We Are Never Getting Back
Together. Beginning to see hearts on the glass at the team’s You Can Play Night after Sirius and
Remus became public.
What the announcers say when he scores: “A dead Ringer from Evander Bell!”
Position: Defenseman
Number: 11
S/O: Single
Puck Personality Fun Fact: Kris is a single dad. One of his best friends, Lee, she takes care of his
baby girl who is four now while he’s on the road. Sometimes she gets to go stay with Sergei’s
family, too. Sergei helps him so much, and he’s thankful for him <3. His daughter’s name is
Aveline and he will do ANYTHING for her.
Favorite Moment On Team: Taking his daughter to the Lions’ family skate for the first time.
Number: 8
Previous Teams: Was in the Russian league for a while, and then on the Detroit Red Wings.
Description: 27. 6’2”. White. Hair that is shoulder length, really dark brown. Blue eyes. Square
jaw. Has a bit of a temper on the ice, but is a sweetheart otherwise. Ironically doesn’t like fighting.
American. Hometown: Minnesota, Minneapolis.
S/O: His girlfriend, Elsa, who lives in Sweden and is a professional football/soccer player.
Puck Personality Fun Fact: Has four dachshunds named Puck, Deke, Gordie, and Stanley.
Favorite Moment On Team: Like many, when Kasey jumped into that fountain. “It was just so
fuckin’ out of character, you know?”
Superstition: Has to participate in the kick around, and has to kick the ball last with his right foot.
Position: Goalie
Number: 30
Description: 26. 6’2’’. Light brown hair down to his shoulders. Known for being the most
beautiful hair in the league. Softest brown eyes that psych shooters out. Grows a really gorgeous
beard whenever the fuck he wants. Canadian. Home town: Toronto, Canada.
Favorite Moment On Team: When the team got to the Conference Finals seven years ago.
What the announcers say when he makes a save: “The Blizzard is blinding!” “It’s a squall!”
Leo Knut: (Nut, Knutty, Peanut, Peanut-butter, Nutter-butter, Lovernut…it goes on.)
Position: Goalie
Number: 1
Description: 20. 6’3’’. White. Dark blond hair, pretty wavy and falls over his forehead. Blue eyes.
Button nose. Blond eyelashes. Cannot grow a beard to save his life. American. Hometown: New
Orleans, Louisiana.
Puck Personality Fun Fact: Has a small gray-streaked patch of hair by the front of his head from
hitting his head really hard when he was little.
Favorite Moment On Team: The first moment he felt most at home was when the rest of the boys
started imitating his accent. Logan is the worst at it, but he does it the most.
What the announcers say when he saves a puck: “Another nuts save for Knut!” “We’re nuts
about Knut!” “Right in the nuts!”
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