kya ap ke sath bhi kabhi Aisa hua hai?

( 3:23)

medical shop ke seen hai.

shopkeeper : Adi
customer: Madhu
Madhu-: bhaiya mujhe na woh chahiye,
Adi-: hat pe liya hua pen kan ki pass ghusa dia..... woh chahiye? kya matlab?
Madhu :woh, woh....
Adi:woh, woh kya hota hai? saaf saaf kahiye na kya chahiye aapko.
Madhu-:re bhaiya samjho na.. woh woh chahiye jo sabko chaiye hota hai, woh hi
Adi-: ohh! aacha, aacha, woh!!!!! to aisa kahiye na sarmate kyoun hai?
mein abhi nikal ke de ti hu .. yeh li jiye pad na le li jiye
Madhu : (holding the pad packet in hand) pad nahi chahiye bhaiyaaa.. pad kyoun de rahe
ho... mujhe woh chahiye woh...
Adi : yea keya woh hai! jis woh ke bare me mujhe nahi pata,
Madhu: bhaiya woh chahiye......( rukh geya bolte bolte ) stop talking
an other customer enter to the shop (boy-2)
boy -2: bhaiya rantac300 dijiye 1patta
Adi: haa yeh li jiye, 45 rupees
boy -2:Paytm kar de ti hu...
boy-1: haa kar di jiye.
(customer chala jane ke baad )
Adi-:haa ap boliyea keya chahiye..?
Madhu-:dekhiye mere ko na woh chahiye. woh jo hum jaise log iss umar me use karte hai
woh.
Adi-: re madam app keya woh oh kar rahe ho, kuch to naam hai na uska bol di jiye mein
nikal kr de raha hu, faltu ka time weast kar rahe ho mera.
Madhu-: samjho na bhaiya naam kaise le sakti hu woh chise hi aisa hai ki naam nahi le sakti
hu.
Adi : (thought then say) aacha Accha samaj geya hu thik hey, abhi nikal ke de raha hu...
(pega news kit nikal ke bol raha hai boy )
Adi : yeh hai na le li jiye
Madhu: chi bhaiya mujhe pega news nahi chahiye,
Adi : yeh bhi nahi hai? to fir keya hai?
Madhu: aaa re bhaiya suno jayae hume ise (Pregakit) use hi na karne pare iss ke pehele jo
hum lete hai woh.
Adi : market pe aise bhi koi chise hai?jis ke ware main mujhe nahi pata?
Adi- bhaiya ap ko yeh medical shop me kon bathiya diya? mujhe con.... (stop )
boy : Condicaptict pillll....? haa na mere pass abhi nikal ke de raha hu..
Madhu : ree conticaptict pill nahi chahiye mujhe to condo.. (stop )
2nd customer entered the shop (boy-3)... cough syrup de do ... khate me likh kar rakho..
bolke chala geya..
Adi : ap madam sahi se boliye ap ko keya chahiye mujhe samaj me nahi aa raha hai. please
boliye,
Madhu : re bhaiya apke dukan me log keya keya lene ke liye aata hai boliyea to..??
Adi : mere dokan me kasi ka dawaai
, bukhar ki dawai, shampoo, pad, condom le ne aata hai
Madhu-:haaa yeh hai condom! yeh condom chaniyea mujhe
 Adi : ree yaar condom ufff yea chahiye ap ko?
(3rd customer entered the shop )
ek admi ....
Adi : re bhaiya dekhiye ye ladki condom chahiye, yea sharma rahi hain….,
admi : madhu ko gour se dekha and bola keya condom chahiye tujhe
Adi : re re sarma o maat abhi nikal ke de raha hu,
Adi : hat pe condom ki packet le ke yeh li jiye bariya quality ka hai 3 pieces ka hai fatega bhi
nahi.
admi : tu yahan condom le ne ai hai ? (Gusse se )
Adi : re kya hua hai? ap aise que bol rahe hai? ladki hain to keya condom nahi legi? abhi to
zamana badal geya hai . ladki pari likhi hai samajdar bhi hai , or yeh to safety ki hai,? or
wayse bhi adabi jo barti ja rahi hai koi bhi andaaza hai ap ko?
le li jiye madam ap daro maat
Madhu: run away from shop
Adi: re re ye keya hua hai yea vagg kyoun gay?
Admi : que ki behen hai woh meri (gusse se)
boy : aachaa baaa.... bahen boy vanis

End