I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast.

I'm something new

entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo.

God created pudding, and then he rested. I like seafood. Like a sloth. I can do that. Only you
could make those words cute. He taught me a code. To survive.

He taught me a code. To survive. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all,
you are a client. I'm partial to air conditioning. Makes me a … scientist. I'm thinking two circus
clowns dancing. You?

I like seafood.

I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Rorschach would say you
have a hard time relating to others. I am not a killer. I'm generally confused most of the time.

I think he's got a crush on you, Dex!

I am not a killer.

Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized.

Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.

You look…perfect. Tell him time is of the essence. Hello, Dexter Morgan. I'm not the monster
he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own
set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo.

Tell him time is of the essence.

God created pudding, and then he rested.

Watching ice melt. This is fun.

I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. Hello, Dexter Morgan. Oh I
beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a
haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized.
I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new
entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. Only you could make those words cute. I
feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be.

God created pudding, and then he rested. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told
anyone before. Makes me a … scientist. I'm generally confused most of the time. God created
pudding, and then he rested.

You look…perfect. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not
just me. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am.
I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new
entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo.

I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. Rorschach would say you have a hard time
relating to others. God created pudding, and then he rested. Rorschach would say you have a
hard time relating to others.

I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. Keep your mind limber. I love Halloween. The one time
of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I'm not the monster he wants me to be.
So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm
Dexter. Boo.

You look…perfect. Only you could make those words cute. I'm real proud of you for coming,
bro. I know you hate funerals. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes
adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.

I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new
entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing.
You? Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment.

I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Under
normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece.
And I'm not even sure what the picture should be.

Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I have a dark side,
too. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Keep your
mind limber.
Only you could make those words cute. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I love
Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I will not kill my
sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.