Warning: Enrollment In Chris Haddad’s “The P.I.

G Method: How To Craft Punched In The

Gut Copy And Cash-Sucking Stories That Have Them Begging To Buy From You” Group
Coaching And Training For Copywriters and Marketers Slams Shut (quite possibly
forever) At 11:59 PST On Thursday, Jan 19…

IF I ever offer P.I.G. again it will be a LONG time from now, it’ll cost at LEAST 50% MORE and
you’ll get probably HALF as much personal access to me, so if you’re “on the fence” it’s time to
get the hell off of it! (I mean, why the hell are you sitting on a fence in the first place when
there’s a bunch of nice comfy chairs right here? Weirdo.)

IMPORTANT: If You Have ANY Questions Or Are Having Trouble Enrolling, Email me
personally at chris@thechrishaddadshow.com and my assistant Vanessa at
support@thepigmethod.com and we’ll get back to you asap so you don’t miss out.

CHATGPT Didn’t Write This Sales

Letter Because It Can’t…
Here’s Your One Chance To Join Chris “Mr. Moneyfingers”
Haddad’s “P.I.G. Method” and Gain The Emotional
Copywriting And Storytelling Superpowers You’ll Need To
Survive The AI Apocalypse
From: Chris “Mr. Moneyfingers” Haddad and Notorious P.I.G.
To: Future P.I.G. Students (Possibly the last “Class” I’ll ever take.)

You know, I’ve done a TON of launches over the years and to this day I still have
NO idea how to start these damn launch day sales letters…
I mean, I could start off with some super-intense P.I.G. story where I talk about my
fingers
going white on the steering wheel and my car SCREAMING like
some wounded animal being dragged down to hell… using my own
terror and feeling of powerlessness I felt as I slammed into a concrete wall and twisted my
spine like a pretzel (on the way home from my very first meeting as a copywriter, no less – true
story)...

Anyway, using my own feeling of powerlessness as an analogy of how YOU feel staring out at
the big scary marketing landscape just looking for someone to teach you the secret storytelling
formula to make customers assault you with their credit cards as you walk down the street…

OR I could open up talking about those

damn AI Copywriting MurderBots
everybody is freaking out about these
days…

And how while everybody else is LOSING THEIR DAMN

MINDS about those damn machines destroying the
copywriting industry…

Me and my students are kind of laughing and doing

backflips of joy over the whole thing…

Because while AI might get good at pumping out formulaic headlines…

Or vomiting out 6 bajillion FB ad variations all over you right there at your computer…

The thing CHATGTP and Open AI and all the rest of them currently SUCK HORRIFYINGLY at…

And will keep sucking horrifyingly at long after you and I are just dust and memories…

Is EMPATHIZING with your customers and connecting EMOTIONALLY with their

PAIN…

Which is !$#(ING AWESOME…

Because EMPATHY and connecting with my PAIN and using my own tragedies and challenges
is what made me rich as a copywriter…
And is EXACTLY what I teach my students in the main “P.I.G. Method” Training I’m going to tell
you all about in just a minute…

And what I drill into them on the every-other-week group coaching calls…

So, am I “worried” about AI copywriting destroying the

copywriting industry and making all of us get jobs as Uber
Drivers / street corner mattress sign twirlers?
Not really, no.

Because as good of a tool AI is as far as a way to generate ideas and dig up research (ew)
without having to do it myself…

Ultimately, Copywriting is a HUMAN Art…

And as much as it might evolve over the years…

And as much better as it will get at, I don’t know, learning how to write sentences of variable
length that don’t sound like “poetry” written by a Dalek…

AI will never have the HUMANITY or HUMAN EXPERIENCE to understand human emotion on
the level I do…

And my students do…

And the way that YOU will if you “Take the plunge” and enroll in my P.I.G. Method coaching and
training program right here, right now today!!

Yeah, I could open this letter doing THAT, I guess…

OR….

OR….

OR…
 OR I Could Open This Letter By Just ASSAULTING You With
Testimonials From Big Successful Gurus And Marketers Who
All Say INSANELY GREAT THINGS About, My Copy and My
Ability To Tell Stories That Slurp Cash Out Of Your
Customer’s Pockets Like Some Kind Of Yummy Milkshake…
 DAMMIT! CURT MALY RUINED EVERYTHING BY GETTING
CUT IN HALF AND RUINING MY FLOW… JUST IGNORE HIM,
HE’S JUST DOING IT FOR ATTENTION… His new baby is
awfully CUTE though, so I guess I’ll forgive him..

KEEP ON READING, THERE’S MORE On The Next Page…

Yeah, I COULD Open Up This Nifty “Google Doc Sales Letter”
Any ONE Of Those Ways I Guess…

But you know what?

If you’ve been on my email list or following along on this

“De-Launch” in my Facebook group you already KNOW all of
that…
You already KNOW how powerful my “P.I.G. Method” is…

You already know how I’ve used it to sell over $750 MILLION of STUFF for me and my clients
over my 18 years in this whacky business…

You already know the incredible results my students like Mony Zarazua and Francis Ablola
and Pauline Longdon and Andrew Trachtman and Andie Cosnowsky and Nick Neeson and
Jordan Hardgrave and GAH THERE’S SO MANY MORE have been getting with P.I.G. because
you’ve seen THEIR testimonial videos too…

So, you know what? I’m not going to start this letter with
ANY of that stuff…

True story: I knew John Carlton and I were friends when he called me a schmuck and slapped me across the face.
Much like people from Massachusetts and Standup Comics, Copywriters show love through insults and mild violence.

NOPE! Instead, I’m going to take the advice of my friend and mentor John Carlton up there
who told me many years ago…
 “Sometimes you have to just SELL the damn thing!”

So let’s just cut through all the romance and malarky and I’ll tell you right here, right now
WHAT the P.I.G. Method is, what you’ll GET when you enroll and how your life and your career
are going to change forever when you do…

If you want to, I mean…

I mean, we could just cuddle instead if you…

No? No cuddling? Yeah, cool. No, no, I didn’t really want to either… I just thought maybe you
would want to but…

But…

Anyway, you’re probably asking yourself right now…

“Chris, You Goofy Mustache In The Shape Of A Man, What

The Heck Is ‘The P.I.G Method’ Anyway?”
The P.I.G. Method (which stands for “Punched In The Gut” Method) is the copywriting,
storytelling and “understanding people and what makes them buy” course folks have literally
been BEGGING me to create for something like TEN FREAKING YEARS.

It’s the culmination of my 18 years as an “Elite” direct response copywriter in a FREAKISH

number of niches and is where I reveal the deep and crazy secrets I’ve used to understand the
market on a downright DISTURBING level which has allowed me to DOUBLE and in some
cases QUADRUPLE the conversion on projects I work on… turning a lot of projects into
COLD TRAFFIC MONSTERS… transforming “So So” offers into Clickbank Number ones and
making a LOT of people HORRIFYINGLY RICH along the way (heck, it’s made me MILLIONS
too. Which is great!)

The key to The P.I.G. Method is learning what I call “deep empathy” which allows you to
CONNECT with your market deeper than any other copywriter or marketer out there, giving you
a RIDICULOUS unfair advantage in the market and helping you write copy that will make any
AI copywriter run home crying to its big dumb robot mommy.