Hardcore Cruising Strategy Guide

Hardcore Cruising Strategy Guide................................................................................... 1

Bruno’s Route................................................................................................................ 2
Unlocking Bruno’s Route ...................................................................................... 2
Bruno’s Joke Ending ............................................................................................. 2
Bruno’s Bad Ending (Monogamous) .................................................................... 2
Bruno’s Bad Ending (Poly) .................................................................................... 3
Bruno’s Good Ending (Monogamous) ................................................................. 3
Bruno’s Good Ending (Poly) ................................................................................. 3
Harse’s Route ................................................................................................................ 4
Unlocking Harse’s Route ....................................................................................... 4
Harse’s Joke Ending .............................................................................................. 4
Harse’s Bad Ending (General)............................................................................... 4
Harse’s Bad Ending (Monogamous) ..................................................................... 5
Harse’s Bad Ending (Poly) .................................................................................... 5
Harse’s Good Ending (Monogamous) .................................................................. 5
Harse’s Good Ending (Poly) .................................................................................. 6
Taurus’ Route ................................................................................................................ 7
Unlocking Taurus’ Route ....................................................................................... 7
Taurus’ Joke Ending .............................................................................................. 7
Taurus’ Bad Ending (Monogamous) ..................................................................... 7
Taurus’ Bad Ending (Poly) .................................................................................... 8
Taurus’ Good Ending (Monogamous) .................................................................. 8
Taurus’ Good Ending (Poly) .................................................................................. 8
Xelleck’s Route .............................................................................................................. 9
Unlocking Xelleck’s Route .................................................................................... 9
Xelleck’s Joke Ending ........................................................................................... 9
Xelleck’s Bad Ending (Monogamous) .................................................................. 9
Xelleck’s Bad Ending (Poly) .................................................................................. 9
Xelleck’s Good Ending (Monogamous) .............................................................. 10
Xelleck’s Good Ending (Poly) ............................................................................. 10
Bruno’s Route

Unlocking Bruno’s Route

• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• He's so wise.
• Jack it like I'm Spider-Man rubbing his wrist. (Unlocks bonus CG)
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• I pick Bruno.
• Either choice.
• Save your game file here.

Bruno’s Joke Ending

• Load your Bruno save file.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• I've gotta take a shit.

Bruno’s Bad Ending (Monogamous)

• Load your Bruno save file.
• What's it like, working on the HMS Size Queen?
• I slipped on a banana.
• I'm holding up.
• That makes sense.
• Drop it.
• I’m glad you’re proud of me.
• You're sexy.
• Something sweet. / Something savory.
Bruno’s Bad Ending (Poly)
• Load your Bruno save file.
• So, how are you feeling?
• I slipped on a banana.
• I'm holding up.
• That makes sense.
• Drop it.
• I’m glad you’re proud of me.
• You're sexy.
• I'd like to keep things open.
• Something sweet. / Something savory.

Bruno’s Good Ending (Monogamous)

• Load your Bruno save file.
• Are you single?
• I just got the absolute best fucking of my life.
• Bruno's been offering me guidance.
• Can't we take a break day?
• Keep talking.
• I'm sorry.
• You're sexy.
• I'd like to be monogamous.
• I'll take you.

Bruno’s Good Ending (Poly)

• Load your Bruno save file.
• Are you single?
• I just got the absolute best fucking of my life.
• Bruno's been offering me guidance.
• Can't we take a break day?
• Keep talking.
• I'm sorry.
• You're sexy.
• I'd like to keep things open.
• I'll take you.
Harse’s Route

Unlocking Harse’s Route

• I can't help but wonder what Harse did.
• It must be hard for him to be accepted.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Jack it like I'm Spider-Man rubbing his wrist. (Unlocks bonus CG)
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• I pick Harse.
• Either choice.
• Save your game file here.

Harse’s Joke Ending

• Load your Harse save file.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Offer to help.

Harse’s Bad Ending (General)

• Load your Harse save file.
• Wanna talk?
• I'll give you a little too much.
• Either choice.
• I do feel safe around you.
• Ask him about it.
• I'm not looking for that right now.
• Wish him luck.
• Tease him.
• I want to take things further.
• I believe you.
 • You should tell the captain.

Harse’s Bad Ending (Monogamous)

• Load your Harse save file.
• Guess you're good at eavesdropping.
• Don’t be an Harsehole.
• Either choice.
• Avoid the question.
• He wouldn’t want me to pry.
• I’m not looking for that right now.
• Wish him luck.
• It’s okay.
• Isn’t it normal to be curious?
• I don’t know what to believe.

Harse’s Bad Ending (Poly)

• Load your Harse save file.
• Guess you're good at eavesdropping.
• Don’t be an Harsehole.
• Either choice.
• Avoid the question.
• He wouldn’t want me to pry.
• I’d love to go on a date sometime.
• Wish him luck.
• It’s okay.
• Isn’t it normal to be curious?
• I don’t know what to believe.

Harse’s Good Ending (Monogamous)

• Load your Harse save file.
• Wanna talk?
• I'll give you a little too much.
• Either choice.
• I do feel safe around you.
• Ask him about it.
• I'm not looking for that right now.
• Wish him luck.
• Tease him.
• I want to take things further.
• I believe you.
 • Let's take matters into our own hands.

Harse’s Good Ending (Poly)

• Load your Harse save file.
• Wanna talk?
• I'll give you a little too much.
• Either choice.
• I do feel safe around you.
• Ask him about it.
• I’d love to go on a date sometime.
• Wish him luck.
• Tease him.
• I want to take things further.
• I believe you.
• Let's take matters into our own hands.
Taurus’ Route

Unlocking Taurus’ Route

• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Jack it like I'm Spider-Man rubbing his wrist. (Unlocks bonus CG)
• That sounds even more incredible than working on a cruise ship!
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• I pick Captain Taurus.
• Either choice.
• Save your game file here.

Taurus’ Joke Ending

• Load your Taurus save file.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• It was like fucking Jell-O.

Taurus’ Bad Ending (Monogamous)

• Load your Taurus save file.
• How old are you?
• It’s been weird.
• Decline the offer.
• Either choice.
• Punish this naughty lad more, Cap'n!
• Wait it out.
• I’ll let you wash off first.
• I prefer to be single.
• What did you do before this?
Taurus’ Bad Ending (Poly)
• Load your Taurus save file.
• How old are you?
• It’s been weird.
• Decline the offer.
• Either choice.
• Punish this naughty lad more, Cap'n!
• Intervene.
• He is hot, but that doesn’t matter.
• I’ll let you wash off first.
• I prefer to be single.
• What did you do before this?

Taurus’ Good Ending (Monogamous)

• Load your Taurus save file.
• How long have you been captain here?
• It's been exciting. / I’m working hard.
• Dine with Captain Taurus.
• Either choice.
• It was the best sex I’ve ever had!
• Intervene.
• I’m not attracted to him.
• Why don’t we have another go?
• I’m interested in you.
• Have any ex-boyfriends?

Taurus’ Good Ending (Poly)

• Load your Taurus save file.
• How long have you been captain here?
• It's been exciting. / I’m working hard.
• Dine with Captain Taurus.
• Either choice.
• It was the best sex I’ve ever had!
• Intervene.
• He is hot, but that doesn’t matter.
• Why don’t we have another go?
• I’m interested in you.
• Have any ex-boyfriends?
Xelleck’s Route

Unlocking Xelleck’s Route

• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Wow! I'll try it!
• Either choice.
• Jack it like I'm Spider-Man rubbing his wrist. (Unlocks bonus CG)
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• I pick Xelleck.
• Either choice.
• Save your game file here.

Xelleck’s Joke Ending

• Load your Xelleck save file.
• Either choice.
• Either choice.
• Open the closet.

Xelleck’s Bad Ending (Monogamous)

• Load your Xelleck save file.
• It's a little weird, to be honest.
• Not really.
• Leave it alone.
• No, thanks.
• Maybe not.
• I'd hate to waste your time.

Xelleck’s Bad Ending (Poly)

• Load your Xelleck save file.
• It's a little weird, to be honest.
• Not really.
• Leave it alone.
• No, thanks.
 • You’re right.
• I'd hate to waste your time.

Xelleck’s Good Ending (Monogamous)

• Load your Xelleck save file.
• Yes, now that you're here.
• You're even more beautiful.
• Leave it alone.
• I'm following you.
• Maybe not.
• I'm totally into that idea.

Xelleck’s Good Ending (Poly)

• Load your Xelleck save file.
• Yes, now that you're here.
• You're even more beautiful.
• Leave it alone.
• I'm following you.
• You’re right.
• I'm totally into that idea.