JM Barony Bribe

Me

Doing A series of documents

Their on my 1st 1st edition Dnd character in almost 16 years

Using tables The GM made I bagged myself A Future King

That’s why his stats are so high

He also starts with more stuff them some entire groups finish with

Naturally most of it is hidden it a win that it an be accessed if he needs it

This hidden stash can be and if needed will be accessed via a magic bag

His fathers even set aside a massive sum to ransom him with if needed

He even starts with a small army worth of followers

The country he will 1 day rules believe in equality is so great that among its nobles are 26 sentient
monsters and./or magical creatures that consist of 5 Ruby Dragons, 3 Silver Dragons, 2 Storm Giants,
2 Goblins, 2 Centaurs, 2 Hill Giants, 2 Copper Dragons, 2 Lava Child, 2 Wolfweres, 1 White Dragon, 1
Lizardmen, 1 Stone Giant and 1 Bronze Dragon

8 more nobles consist of 2 Nobles per race from 4 new types of sentient magical monster that are
based on Dnd Versions of races from various cartoons

The country even has 4 new types of sentient magical monster that are based on Dnd Versions of
The Racoons from Shield Hero, The Wolfkin and Catkin from Harem in The Labryrith on Another
World and The Mice from Redwall

If your wondering yes The Racoons leader is called Rapthalia, The Wolfkins Leader is called Roxanna,
The Catkins Leader is called Maria and The Leader of The Dnd version of The Mice from Redwall is
called Rose and her fiancé is called Martin

The funniest, in my opinion, document is the 1 that has a selection of unique, in a good way, for a
small number of the countries dragons

And

This document is the 1 on the barony that if my character has a illegitimate child will be a given to
the child to buy his/her mothers silence

So

Now

On I go
Depending on gender The title is that of either very Senior Baron or very senior Baroness

The domain he or she rules is officially recognized as The Worlds 2 nd Biggest Barony

He or she also owns 1 79 Acre Orchard that nets The Baron or Baroness 1,975 Gold Coins per year, 1
79 Acre Vineyard that nets The Baron 1,975 Gold Coins, 48x80 or 4,240 half pint bottles of good wine
and 31x35 or 1,085 half pint bottles of fine wine per year

He or she also owns 1 Hunting Estate that’s worth 6,760 Gold Coins that earns 744 Gold Coins per
year, 1 area of 2 Acres of Best Quality Rural Land that has 10 Rural House’s and 4 Rural Hovels on it
that’s worth 4,860 Gold Coins that earns 326 Gold Coins per year, 1 Hunting Estate that is worth
4,480 Gold Coins that earns 493 Gold Coins a year and 1 trading ship that is worth 3,490 Gold Coins
that earns 384 Gold Coins a year

And

The domain consists of the following

It has 1 castle that’s both very large and very heavily fortified, 1 town that has a population of 2,701,
3 small Fishing Communities that all have 39 people in them, 6 very large Farming communities that
all have a population of 64, 6 very large semi nomadic communities of cattle that all have a
population of 66, 7 large villages that all have a population of 231, 22 very large farming
communities that all have a population of 62 and 69 very large Farms that all have a population of
15

This means that it has a population of 7,614 that consists of 4,308 adults and 3,306 children

Income per year

Earnings

91,368 Gold Coins from the people in The Barony

4,188 Gold Coins per year from The Kings Justice

4,607 Gold Coins per year from fines

4,188 Gold Coins per year from highway tolls

2,792 Gold Coins per year from miscellaneous earnings

30,230 Gold Coins from the domains facilities

1,975 Gold Coins from The Vineyard

1,975 Gold Coins from The Orchard

7,385 Gold Coins from my animals

836 Gold Coins a year from his or her hunting estate

384 Gold Coins a year from his or her trading ship

326 Gold Coins per year from his or her area of farmland

70,800 Gold Coins from selling 177 of the 4,400 half pint bottles of good wine his vineyard makes
him for 400 Gold Coins each

26x1,000 or 26,000 Gold Coins per year from people paying for hunting license’s in area’s were you
need 1, sadly most people aren’t allowed to buy 1

26x1,000 or 264,000 Gold Coins per year from people paying for fishing license’s in area’s were you
need 1, sadly most people aren’t allowed to buy 1

Total

272,954 Gold Coins per year

+10% gives 300,250 Gold Coins per year

Costs

30,025 Gold Coins per year for Taxes

30,025 Gold Coins per year for The Church

6,004 Gold Coins per year for, among other things, the poor, the needy, good cause’s, people that
are struggling and orphans

162,151 -10% rounded up to 16,216 or a cost of 145,936 Gold Coins per year for the garrison

6,830 Gold Coins per year for the castle staff

50,150 Gold Coins per year for advisors

13,000 Gold Coins A Year for The person that has command of everyone in the domain that can
fight, meaning not just the garrison

Because The person that has command of all people in the domain that can fight, meaning not just
the garrison has A Magic Belt that gives him The Thieving Abilities of 7th level Dex 17 Thief he gets
another 4,800 Gold Coins A Year

And

10,000 Gold Coins A Year for the domains resident Magic User

Total costs

296,858 Gold Coins per year

Total yearly profit

3,392 Gold Coins per year

Also
His or her lands also provide him with all the food, drink, clothing, medicine and minor luxuries or he
could ever want or need

Facilities

The Barony has 79 Bakers, 67 Brewers, 40 Grain Mills, 29 Butchers, 22 Blacksmiths, 17 Cheese
Makers, 17 Fullers, 16 Carpenters, 13 Tanners, 10 Taverns and 6 Gambling Dens that makes The
Baron 30,230 Gold Coins per year

Other lands, properties and stuff

1 79 Acre Orchard that nets The Baron or Baroness 1,975 Gold Coins per year

1 79 Acre Vineyard that nets The Baron 1,975 Gold Coins, 48x80 or 4,240 half pint bottles of good
wine and 31x35 or 1,085 half pint bottles of fine wine per year

1 Hunting Estate that’s worth 7,600 Gold Coins that earns me 836 Gold Coins per year

1 area of 2 Acres of Best Quality Rural Land that has 10 Rural House’s and 4 Rural Hovels on it that’s
worth 4,860 Gold Coins that earns me 326 Gold Coins per year

1 Hunting Estate that is worth 4,480 Gold Coins that earns The Baron or Baroness 493 Gold Coins a
year

And

1 trading ship that is worth 3,490 Gold Coins that earns him or her 384 Gold Coins a year

Money stuff from Animals The Baroness owns

He has 425 Chickens, 277 Sheep, 183 Cows, 147 Goats and 143 Swine that nets The Baron or
Baroness a extra 7,385 Gold Coins per year

Horse stuff

He has 8 Female and 3 Male Light Riding Horse’s, 3 Female and 1 Male Medium Riding Horse’s and 1
Super Light Male Stallion

Between them The 8 Female and 3 Male Light Riding Horse’s produce 6 Foals per year that 2 years
after birth, so every 3rd year, can be sold for 500 Gold Coins each

And

Between them The 3 Female and 1 Male Medium Riding Horse’s produce 3 Foals per year that 2
years after birth, so every 3rd year, can be sold for 800 Gold Coins each

Defenders

When it comes to things police work, detective work, general patrols and peace keeping the work is
done by A 820 strong combat trained civilian militia of 416 1st level, 208 2nd level, 111 3rd level, 55
4th level, 25 5th level, 4 6th and 1 7th level Men At Arms
The Church provides him with 730 Clerics that consist of 337 1st level, 179 2nd level, 106 3rd level,
60 4th level, 30 5th level, 12 6th level, 4 7th level, 1 8th level and 1 9 th level combat trained Clerics

The Barony has A garrison that gets free very high quality food and none alcoholic drinks, free high
quality accommodation, free good quality alcoholic drinks and barring some sort of unforeseeable
accident or emergency or disaster they get at least 8 paid days off a month

Healing wise The Baron ensures that they have access to Clerical Spells of up to 3rd level that cost
them nothing and they have access to 4th level Clerical Spells that come with a discount of at least
50% and the discount can potentially go as high as 75% off

Best of all, for both The Baron or Baroness and the garrison, is that by tradition The Baron or
Baroness must offer the garrison these benefits without lowering their pay but they are so grateful
that they willing offered to take a 10% reduction in their pay and accepts

And

The Barony’s 796 Strong Garrison is made up of 112 Light Infantry with Spears, 112 Light Infantry
with Short Bows, 111 Heavy Infantry with Swords, 111 Heavy Infantry with Crossbows, 91 Light
Cavalry, 80 Medium Cavalry, 65 horse mounted light scouts, 40 very light foot knights, 26 very heavy
Infantry with Swords, 20 Pegasus Mounted very Light Knights, 19 Super Heavy Infantry with Maces, 8
1st level Fighters and The Leader whose A 8th level Ranger

Castle staff

60 Unskilled Servants, 31 Semi-Skilled Guards, 11 Hunters, 5 Doctors, 3 Lesser Bailiffs, 3 Reeve’s, 3

Heywards and 3 Chamberlains

Advisors

Lesser

6 Urban Wardens/1st level Thieves, 6 regular Magistrates/2nd level Men At Arms, 3 Rural
Warden/1st level Rangers, 2 Sheriffs/1st level Fighters, 1 Engineer, 1 moderate Reeve/2nd level
Fighter, 1 Equerry/2nd level Ranger, 1 Herald/2nd level Fighter, 1 Castellan/3rd level Cleric and 1
Chamberlain/2nd level Fighter

Those that are technically Lesser Advisors but their levels are high enough that they are also
technically moderate advisors

1 Chaplain/5th level Cleric, 1 very senior Bailiff/5th level Man At Arms and 1 Chief Magistrate/6th
level Paladin

Moderate

1 Steward, 1 Arcane Advisor, 1 Military Advisor, 1 Advisor on Self Defence, 1 greater Reeve and 1
Divine Advisor that are each get 500 Gold a year

Greater
The Barons Personal Mage

She’s A 8th level Int 18 Magic User

Rolls on Tables The GM made show that her father was A 9th level Int 17 Magic User and her mother
was A 11th level Int 19 Magic User

And

That’s why she has 18 Spellbooks and 8 Spellscrolls that between them hold all 32 1st level, all 24
2nd level, 17 3rd level, 12 4th level, 7 5th level and 3 6th level Spells

The person that has command of all people in the domain that can fight, meaning not just the
garrison

He’s A 11th level Str 19 Fighter

He has A Magic Belt that gives him The Thieving Abilities of Thief of either 6th level or half his/her
level rounded up +1 with A effective Dex of either 17 or his/her Dex +1

And

That means that it gives him The Thieving Abilities of 7th level Dex 17 Thief