‫ﻣﻲﮔﻲ ﭼﺮﺍ؟‬

‫ﻟﻨﮕﺴﺘﻮﻥ ﻫﻴﻮﺯ _ ﺑﻬﺮﻭﺯ ﺩﻫﻘﺎﻧﻲ‬

‫ﺁﻗﺎﻳﻲ ﻛﻪ ﺷﻤﺎ ﺑﺎﺷﻴﻦ‪ ،‬ﺗﺎ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺭﻭﺯ ﻣﻦ ﻫﻴﭻ ﻛﺎﺭ ﺧﻼﻗﻲ ﻧﻜﺮﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩﻡ ﻭ ﺍﺯ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻭﻗﺖ ﺗﺎ ﺣﺎﻻ‬
‫ﻧﻜﺮﺩﻩ ﺍﻡ ‪ .‬ﻳﻌﻨﻲ ﺍﺻﻼ ﻓﻜﺮﺷﻢ ﻧﻴﺴﺘﻢ ‪ .‬ﺍﻣﺎ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺷﺐ ﺭﻭﺭﺍﺳﺖ ﮔﺸﻨﻪ ﻡ ﺑﻮﺩ‪ .‬ﺍﻭﻧﻢ ﭼﻪ ﺟﻮﺭ!‬
‫ﺩﻭﺭﻩ ﻱ ﻛﺴﺎﺩﻱ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻭ ﻫﻨﻮﺯ ﻛﺎﺭﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﻫﺎﻱ ﺍﺳﻠﺤﻪ ﺳﺎﺯﻱ ﻭﺍ ﻧﺸﺪﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ ﺗﺎ ﺩﻭﺑﺎﺭﻩ ﭘﻮﻝﻫﺎ ﺑﻪ‬
‫ﺟﺮﻳﺎﻥ ﺑﻴﻔﺘﻪ ‪ .‬ﻫﻨﻮﺯ ﺟﻨﮓ ﺩﻭﻡ ﺩﺭﮔﻴﺮ ﻧﺸﺪﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ‪.‬‬
‫ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻢ ﻣﻴﻮﻥ ﺑﺮﻑ‪ ،‬ﺍﺯ ﺧﻴﺎﺑﺎﻥ ﺻﺪ ﻭ ﺳﻲ ﻭ ﺳﻮﻡ ﺭﺩ ﻣﻲﺷﺪﻡ ﻛﻪ‪ ،‬ﻳﻪ ﻫﻮ‪ ،‬ﻳﻪ ﺳﻴﺎﻩ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﻛﻪ‬
‫ﺍﻧﮕﺎﺭﻱ ﺍﻭﻧﻢ ﻣﺚ ﻣﻦ ﮔﺸﻨﻪ ﺵ ﺑﻮﺩ ﺟﻠﻮﻣﻮ ﮔﺮﻓﺖ ﻭ ﮔﻔﺖ‪:‬‬
‫–ﻣﻲﮔﻢ ﻫﺎ… ﺩﺍﺩﺍﺵ!… ﻧﻤﻲﺧﻮﺍﻱ ﭘﻮﻝ ﻭ ﭘﻠﻪ ﺍﻱ ﮔﻴﺮﺕ ﺑﻴﺎﺩ؟‬
‫ﮔﻔﺘﻢ‪ :‬ﭼﺮﺍ ﻛﻪ ﻧﺨﻮﺍﻡ؟ ﺑﻪ! ﺣﺮﻓﺎ ﻣﻲﺯﻧﻲ! ﺍﻣﺎ ﺁﺧﻪ ﭼﻪ ﺟﻮﺭﻱ؟‬
‫ﮔﻔﺖ‪“ :‬ﻳﻜﻲ ﺭﻭ ﻟﺨﺖ ﻣﻲﻛﻨﻴﻢ‪ .‬ﺍﻭﻟﻴﻦ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﭘﻮﺳﺘﻲ ﺭﻭ ﻛﻪ ﺍﺯ ﺗﻮ ﻳﻜﻲ ﺍﺯ ﺍﻳﻦ ﻛﺎﺑﺎﺭﻩ ﻫﺎ ﺩﺭﺑﻴﺎﺩ‬
‫ﻭ ﭘﻮﻟﺪﺍﺭﻡ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ‪ ،‬ﺑﻴﺦ ﺧﺮﺷﻮ ﻣﻲﭼﺴﺒﻴﻢ ﻭ ﻟﺨﺘﺶ ﻣﻲﻛﻨﻴﻢ‪.‬‬
‫ﮔﻔﺖ ‪ :‬ﺁﺭﻩ ﻟﺨﺘﺶ ﻣﻲﻛﻨﻴﻢ‪ ،‬ﭘﺲ ﭼﻲ؟… ﺁﺧﻪ‪ ،‬ﻣﺮﺩ ﺣﺴﺎﺑﻲ! ﻣﮕﻪ ﺗﻮ ﮔﺸﻨﺖ ﻧﻴﺲ؟ ﻣﮕﻪ‬
‫ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﺍﻣﺮﻭﺯ ﺧﻮﺩﺕ ﻧﺒﻮﺩﻱ ﻛﻪ ﭘﺎﻱ ﺻﻨﺪﻭﻕ ﺍﻋﺎﻧﻪ ﻭﺍﺳﺘﺎﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩﻱ ﻭ ﺗﺎﺯﻩ ﺁﺧﺮﺷﻢ ﺩﺳﺖ ﺍﺯ ﭘﺎ‬
‫ﺩﺭﺍﺯﺗﺮ ﺑﺮﮔﺸﺘﻲ؟ ﻋﻴﻦ ﺧﻮﺩﻡ ‪ .‬ﭼﻴﺰﻱ ﺑﺖ ﻣﺎﺳﻴﺪ؟ ﻫﺎ؟ – ﻟﻌﻨﺘﻲ!… ﺧﻼﺻﻪ‪ ،‬ﺑﺎﺱ ﺗﻮ ﻫﻢ‬
‫ﻫﺮﭼﻪ ﺩﻟﺖ ﻣﻲﺧﻮﺍﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻪ ﺑﺎﺷﻲ ‪ .‬ﺗﻤﻮﻡ ﺷﺪ ﻭ ﺭﻓﺖ… ﺩﺳﺘﺘﻮ ﺩﺭﺍﺯ ﻛﻦ ﻭ ﺑﺮﺵ ﺩﺍﺭ‪ ،‬ﺍﮔﺮﻡ‬
‫ﺩﺍﺭﻱ ﺍﺯ ﮔﺸﻨﮕﻲ ﻣﻲﻣﻴﺮﻱ‪ ،‬ﺍﻗﻞ ﻛﻢ ﻣﺜﻞ ﺍﺣﻤﻖ ﻫﺎ ﻧﻤﻴﺮ! ﺑﻴﻨﻢ‪ :‬ﻧﻜﻨﻪ ﻋﺎﺷﻖ ﭼﺸﻢ ﻭ ﺍﺑﺮﻭﻱ‬
‫ﺳﻔﻴﺪﭘﻮﺳﺘﺎﻳﻲ‪ ،‬ﺁﺭﻩ؟ ﺧﺐ‪ ،‬ﺍﮔﻪ ﻧﻴﺴﺘﻲ‪ ،‬ﺑﺰﺩﻟﻲ ﭘﺲ ‪ – .‬ﭘﺲ ﭼﻲ؟ ﺧﻴﺎﻝ ﻛﺮﺩﻱ ﺍﻭﻧﺎﺍﺻﻼ ﻣﺤﻞ‬
‫ﺳﮓ ﺑﺖ ﻣﻲﺫﺍﺭﻥ؟‬
‫ﮔﻔﺘﻢ‪ :‬ﻧﻪ ﻛﻪ ﻧﻤﻲﺫﺍﺭﻥ‪.‬‬
‫ﮔﻔﺖ ‪ :‬ﺁﺭﻩ ﻛﻪ ﻧﻤﻲﺫﺍﺭﻥ ‪ .‬ﺍﻳﻦ ﭘﻮﻟﺪﺍﺭﺍ‪ ،‬ﻣﻴﺎﻥ ﻫﺎﺭﻟﻢ ﻭ ﺗﻮ ﻛﺎﺑﺎﺭﻩ ﻫﺎ ﻭ ﻣﻴﺨﻮﻧﻪ ﻫﺎﻱ ﺷﺒﻮﻧﻪ‬
‫ﭼﻬﻞ ﭘﻨﺠﺎﻩ ﺩﻻﺭ ﺧﺮﺝ ﻣﻲﻛﻨﻦ! ﺍﻣﺎ ﺑﻪ ﻣﻦ ﻭ ﺗﻮ ﻛﻪ ﺗﻮ ﺧﻴﺎﺑﻮﻧﺎ ﻭﻳﻠﻮﻧﻴﻢ ﻣﺤﻞ ﺳﮓ ﻫﻢ ﻧﻤﻲ‪-‬‬
 ‫ﺫﺍﺭﻥ ‪ .‬ﻣﮕﻪ ﻧﻪ‪ ،‬ﻫﺎ؟… ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﺍﻣﺸﺐ ﻳﻜﻲ ﺍﺯ ﺍﻭﻧﺎ ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﺍﻭﻝ ﻳﻪ ﺧﻮﺭﺩﻩ ﺍﺯ ﭘﻮﻻﺷﻮ ﺑﺴﻠﻔﻪ‪ ،‬ﺑﻌﺪ‬
‫ﺑﺮﻩ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﺵ‪.‬‬
‫ﮔﻔﺘﻢ‪ :‬ﺁﺟﺎﻧﺎ ﭼﻲ ﭘﺲ؟‬
‫ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﻭﻟﺸﻮﻥ ﻛﻦ‪ ،‬ﺟﻬﻨﻢ ﺷﻦ!… ﻧﻴﮕﺎ‪ :‬ﻣﻦ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﺍﻡ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﺟﺎﺱ‪ :‬ﺗﻮ ﺍﻳﻦ ﺯﻳﺮﺯﻣﻴﻦ ﭘﺸﺖ‬
‫ﻛﻮﺭﻩ‪ ،‬ﺭﻭ ﻛﭙﻪ ﻱ ﺧﺎﻛﺴﺘﺮﺍ ﻣﻲﺧﻮﺍﺑﻢ ‪ .‬ﺷﺒﺎ ﻫﻴﺸﻜﻲ ﺍﻳﻨﺠﺎ ﭘﺎ ﻧﻤﻲﺫﺍﺭﻩ ‪ .‬ﻣﻴﺬﺍﺭﻥ ﺍﻳﻨﺠﺎ ﺑﺨﻮﺍﺑﻢ‬
‫ﻛﻪ ﻛﻮﺭﻩ ﺭﻭ ﺑﭙﺎﻡ ﺗﺎ ﺻﺒﺢ ﺑﺴﻮﺯﻩ… ﺁﺭﻩ‪ .‬ﺍﻭﻥ ﺑﺎﻻﻡ ﻳﻪ ﻧﺠﻴﺐ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﺱ‪ .‬ﻣﻲﻓﻬﻤﻲ ﻛﻪ؟ ﻧﻴﮕﺎ ‪:‬‬
‫ﺍﻭﻥ ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﺭﻭ ﻛﻪ ﭘﻴﺪﺍ ﻛﺮﺩﻳﻢ‪ ،‬ﺗﻮ ﻣﻲﮔﻴﺮﻱ ﻫﻮﻟﺶ ﻣﻲﺩﻱ ﺗﻮ ﺯﻳﺮﺯﻣﻴﻦ ‪ .‬ﺍﻭﻥ ﻭﻗﺖ ﻣﻨﻢ ﻣﻲ‪-‬‬
‫ﻛﺸﻤﺶ ﺗﻮ ﻭ ﺩﻭﺗﺎﻳﻲ ﻣﻲ ﺑﺮﻳﻤﺶ ﭘﺸﺖ ﻛﻮﺭﻩ ﺩﺧﻠﺸﻮ ﻣﻴﺎﺭﻳﻢ ‪ .‬ﺍﺯ ﭘﻮﻝ ﻭ ﺳﺎﻋﺖ ﻭ ﻟﺒﺎﺱ ﻭ‬
‫ﺍﻳﻦ ﺟﻮﺭ ﭼﻴﺰﺍ‪ ،‬ﻫﺮﭼﻲ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻪ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ ﺍﺯﺵ ﻣﻴﺴﺘﻮﻧﻴﻢ‪ ،‬ﺑﻌﺪﻡ ﻣﻲﻓﺮﺳﺘﻴﻤﺶ ﺗﻮ ﺣﻴﺎﻁ ﻋﻘﺒﻲ ‪ .‬ﺍﮔﻪ‬
‫ﻫﻮﺍﺭ ﻛﺸﻴﺪ ) ﻛﻪ ﺣﺘﻤﺎ ﻫﻢ ﻭﻗﺘﻲ ﻫﻮﺍﻱ ﺳﺮﺩ ﺑﻪ ﺗﻨﺶ ﺑﺨﻮﺭﻩ ﻫﻮﺍﺭﺵ ﺩﺭﻣﻴﺎﺩ(‪ ،‬ﻣﺮﺩﻡ ﺧﻴﺎﻝ ﻣﻲ‪-‬‬
‫ﻛﻨﻦ ﻳﻪ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﭘﻮﺱ ﻣﺴﺖ ﻛﺮﺩﻩ ﻭ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺑﺎﻻ ﺑﺎ ﻳﻪ ﻧﺸﻤﻪ ﻱ ﺳﻴﺎﻩ ﺩﻋﻮﺍﺵ ﺷﺪﻩ ‪ .‬ﺍﮔﺮ ﺑﺒﻴﻨﻴﻨﺶ ﻫﻢ‬
‫ﻣﻲﮔﻦ ﻻﺑﺪ ﻣﺠﺒﻮﺭ ﺷﺪﻩ ﻟﺒﺎﺳﺎﺷﻮ ﺑﺬﺍﺭﻩ ﻭ ﻓﻠﻮﻧﮕﻮ ﺑﺒﻨﺪﻩ ‪ .‬ﺧﺐ ﺗﺎ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻭﻗﺘﻢ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﻣﻦ ﻭ ﺗﻮ ﺯﺩﻩ‬
‫ﻳﻢ ﺑﻪ ﭼﺎﻙ ﺟﻌﺪﻩ ‪ .‬ﭼﻪ ﻃﻮﺭﻩ ﺩﺍﺷﻢ؟‬
‫ﺟﻮﻧﻢ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﺗﻮﻥ ﺑﮕﻪ‪ ،‬ﺁﻗﺎﻡ ﻛﻪ ﺷﻤﺎ ﺑﺎﺷﻴﻦ‪ ،‬ﺍﻭﻥ ﺷﺐ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻭﻧﻘﺪﻩ ﺧﺴﺘﻪ ﻭ ﮔﺸﻨﻪ ﺑﻮﺩﻡ ﻭ ﺳﺮﻣﺎ‬
‫ﭘﻴﺮﻣﻮ ﺩﺭﺁﻭﺭﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻛﻪ ﻫﻴﭻ ﻧﻤﻲ ﺩﻭﻧﺴﺘﻢ ﺑﻪ ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﭼﻲ ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺑﺪﻡ ‪ .‬ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﻗﺪ ﮔﻔﺘﻢ‪“ :‬ﺑﺎﺷﻪ!”‬
‫ﻭ ﻗﺮﺍﺭﺷﻮ ﮔﺬﻭﺷﺘﻴﻢ‪.‬‬
‫ﺍﻭﻥ ﻭﻗﺖ ﺷﺐ‪ ،‬ﺍﻧﮕﺎﺭﻱ ﺧﻴﺎﺑﻮﻥ ﺻﺪ ﻭ ﺳﻲ ﺳﻮﻡ ﺣﺴﺎﺑﻲ ﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﺩﺳﺖ ﻭ ﭘﺎ ﻣﻲﺯﺩ‪:‬‬
‫ﻣﺮﺩﻡ ﻣﻲﻭﻣﺪﻥ ﻭ ﻣﻲ ﺭﻓﺘﻦ ‪ .‬ﺗﺎﻛﺴﻲﻫﺎ ﻭ ﻣﺎﺷﻴﻨﺎ ﺍﻳﻦ ﻭﺭ ﻭ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻣﻲ ﺭﻭﻧﺪﻥ ‪ .‬ﺯﻧﺎ ﻫﻮﻝ ﻣﻲﺯﺩﻥ ﻭ‬
‫ﺳﻔﻴﺪﭘﻮﺳﺎﻱ ﺑﺎﻻﻱ ﺷﻬﺮ‪ ،‬ﺩﻧﺒﺎﻝ ﻛﺎﺑﺎﺭﻩ ﻫﺎ ﻣﻲﮔﺸﺘﻦ‪.‬‬
‫ﺩﺭﺳﺖ ﻧﺼﺐ ﺷﺐ ﺑﻮﺩ‪.‬‬
‫ﺯﻳﺮﺯﻣﻴﻦ ﺍﻳﻦ ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﺳﻴﺎﻫﻪ‪ ،‬ﺩﺭﺵ ﺩﺭﺳﺖ ﺑﻐﻞ ﺩﺭ “ﺑﺎﺭﺩﻳﻜﺴﻲ” ﺑﻮﺩ ‪ .‬ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﺟﺎﻳﻲ ﻛﻪ ﻳﻪ ﺯﻧﻴﻜﻪ‬
‫ﺗﻮﺵ ﺍﺯ ﺍﻭﻥ “ﺑﻠﻮﺯ”ﻫﺎ ﻣﻲﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﻛﻪ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﺍﻱ ﻟﻌﻨﺘﻲ ﺑﺮﺍﺷﻮﻥ ﺟﻮﻥ ﻣﻴﺪﻥ‪.‬‬
‫ﺁﻗﺎﻡ ﻛﻪ ﺷﻤﺎ ﺑﺎﺷﻴﻦ‪ .‬ﻋﻴﻨﻬﻮ ﻫﻤﻮﻧﻲ ﺷﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺩﻟﻤﻮﻥ ﻣﻲﺧﻮﺍﺱ‪.‬‬
‫ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﺩﻳﻘﻪ ﻳﻪ ﺩﺳﺘﻪ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﭘﻮﺱ‪ ،‬ﺑﺎ ﺧﺰ ﻭ ﭘﺰ ﺍﺯ ﺳﺮﭘﻴﭻ ﺧﻴﺎﺑﺎﻥ ﭘﻴﺪﺍﺷﻮﻥ ﺷﺪ‪.‬‬
‫ﺍﻧﮕﺎﺭ ﻣﺎﺷﻴﻨﺸﻮﻧﻮ ﺗﻮ ﻟﻨﻜﺎﺱ ﭘﺎﺭﻙ ﻛﺮﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩﻥ؛ ﭼﻮﻥ ﺍﮔﻪ ﺑﺎ ﺗﺎﻛﺴﻲ ﺍﻭﻣﺪﻩ ﺑﻮﺩﻥ‪ ،‬ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﺗﻮﺑﺮﻓﺎ‬
‫ﺭﺍﻩ ﻧﻤﻲﺭﻓﺘﻦ ‪ .‬ﻭﻗﺘﻲ ﺭﺳﻴﺪﻥ ﺟﻠﻮ ﻣﺎ‪ ،‬ﻳﻜﻲ ﺍﺯ ﺯﻧﺎﻱ ﺳﻔﻴﺪ ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﺍﻱ ﻭﺍﻱ‪ ،‬ﺍﺩﻭﺍﺭﺩ! ﺟﻮﻧﻲ‪ ،‬ﻣﻦ‬
‫ﻛﻴﻒ ﻭ ﻗﻮﻃﻲ ﭘﻮﺩﺭﻣﻮ ﺗﻮ ﻣﺎﺷﻴﻦ ﺟﺎ ﮔﺬﻭﺷﺘﻢ ‪ .‬ﺑﻲﺯﺣﻤﺖ ﺑﺎﺱ ﺑﺮﻱ ﻭﺭﺩﺍﺭﻱ ﺑﻴﺎﺭﻳﺸﻮﻥ‪.‬‬
‫ﻫﻤﺸﻮﻥ ﭼﭙﻴﺪﻥ ﺗﻮ ﺑﺎﺭﺩﻳﻜﺴﻲ؛ ﺟﺰ ﺍﻭﻥ ﭘﺴﺮﻩ ﻛﻪ ﺩﻭﺑﺎﺭﻩ ﺑﺮﮔﺸﺖ ﺑﻪ ﻟﻨﺎﻛﺲ ‪ .‬ﺁﻗﺎﻡ ﻛﻪ ﺷﻤﺎ‬
‫ﺑﺎﺷﻴﻦ‪ ،‬ﺍﺩﻭﺍﺭﺩ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺷﺐ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺑﺎﺭﺩﻳﻜﺴﻲ ﺑﺮﻧﮕﺸﺖ ‪ .‬ﻧﻪ ﺟﻮﻧﻢ‪ ،‬ﺍﻭﻫﻤﻢ‪ ،‬ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﺍﻳﻨﻜﻪ‬
‫ﻧﺬﺍﺷﺘﻴﻤﺶ ﺑﺮﻩ! ﺁﺭﻩ…‬
‫ﺟﻮﻧﻢ ﻭﺍﺳﺘﻮﻥ ﺑﮕﻪ ﻭﻗﺘﻲ ﺑﺎ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻗﺮ ﻭ ﻓﺮ ﻭ ﻟﺒﺎﺱ ﺷﺒﺶ‪ ،‬ﺑﺎ ﺍﻭﻥ ﭘﺎﻟﺘﻮ ﺳﻴﺎﻩ ﻣﻌﺮﻛﺶ ﻛﻪ ﺍﻱ‬
‫ﻛﺎﺵ ﻣﺎﻝ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻮﺩ ﺑﺮﮔﺸﺖ‪ ،‬ﻣﻦ ﺍﺯ ﻗﺼﺪ ﺳﺮ ﺧﻮﺭﺩﻡ ﻭ ﺑﺮﺍﻱ ﺍﻳﻨﻜﻪ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺮﻓﺎ ﺯﻣﻴﻦ ﻧﺨﻮﺭﻡ‬
‫ﭼﺎﺭﭼﻨﮕﻮﻟﻲ ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﺭﻭ ﭼﺴﺒﻴﺪﻡ ﻭ ﺗﺎ ﺍﻭﻣﺪ ﺑﻔﻬﻤﻪ ﭼﻪ ﺑﻼﻳﻲ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ ﺳﺮﺵ ﻣﻴﺎﺩ‪ ،‬ﺍﺯ ﭘﻠﻪ ﻫﺎ‬
‫ﻛﺸﻴﺪﻣﺶ ﭘﺎﻳﻴﻦ ‪ .‬ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﻫﻢ ﻛﻪ ﺩﺭ ﺯﻳﺮﺯﻣﻴﻦ ﻭﺍﻳﺴﺘﺎﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻭ ﻣﻲ ﭘﺎﻳﻴﺪ‪ ،‬ﺗﺮ ﻭ ﭼﺴﺐ ﻛﺸﻴﺪﺵ‬
‫ﺗﻮ… ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﻣﻮﻗﻌﻲ ﻓﻬﻤﻴﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺍﻭﺿﺎﻉ ﺍﺯ ﭼﻪ ﻗﺮﺍﺭﻩ‪ ،‬ﻛﻪ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﺧﻴﻠﻲ ﺩﻳﺮ ﺷﺪﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻭ ﻣﺎ‬
‫ﺗﻮﻧﺴﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩﻳﻢ ﺑﺪﻳﻤﺶ ﭘﺎﻳﻴﻦ ﻭ ﺑﻜﺸﻴﻤﺶ ﭘﺸﺖ ﻛﻮﺭﻩ ﻭ ﺑﻨﺪﺍﺯﻳﻤﺶ ﺗﻮ ﺯﻏﺎﻟﺪﻭﻧﻲ‪.‬‬
‫ﻭﻗﺘﻲ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻴﻢ ﺑﺎ ﻫﻢ ﺳﺮ ﻣﻲﺧﻮﺭﺩﻳﻢ ﻃﺮﻑ ﭘﺎﻳﻴﻢ‪ ،‬ﺑﺶ ﮔﻔﺘﻢ‪ :‬ﺟﻴﻜﺖ ﺩﺭﻧﻴﺎﺩ ﻫﺎ!‬
‫ﺍﻭﻥ ﭘﺸﺖ ﭼﻨﺪﻭﻧﻲ ﺭﻭﺷﻦ ﻧﺒﻮﺩ ‪ .‬ﻳﻪ ﺷﻌﻠﻪ ﻱ ﻛﻮﭼﻮﻟﻮﻱ ﮔﺎﺯ‪ ،‬ﺑﺎ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺁﺑﻲ ﺭﻧﮕﻲ ﺍﺯ ﻣﻴﻮﻥ ﮔﺮﺩ‬
‫ﺯﻏﺎﻝ ﺳﻨﮕﻲ ﻛﻪ ﺗﻮ ﻫﻮﺍ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻛﻮﺭ ﻛﻮﺭﻱ ﻣﻲ ﻛﺮﺩ‪.‬‬
‫ﺗﺎ ﭼﻨﺪ ﺩﻳﻘﻪ ﺍﻱ ﻧﻤﻲﺗﻮﻧﺴﺘﻢ ﺑﺒﻴﻨﻢ ﭘﺴﺮﻩ ﻗﻴﺎﻓﻪ ﺍﺵ ﭼﻪ ﺟﻮﺭﻳﻪ‪.‬‬
‫ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﺳﻴﺎﻫﻪ ﺑﺶ ﮔﻔﺖ ‪ :‬ﺍﺩﻭﺍﺭﺩ! ﺍﻳﻨﺠﺎ‪ ،‬ﺗﻮ ﺯﻏﺎﻟﺪﻭﻧﻲ‪ ،‬ﻫﻮﺍﺭ ﻣﻮﺍﺭ ﻧﻜﺸﻲ ﻫﺎ!‬
‫ﺍﻣﺎ ﻃﻔﻠﻜﻲ ﺍﺩﻭﺍﺭﺩ ﻫﻮﺍﺭ ﻣﻮﺍﺭ ﻧﻤﻲ ﻛﺸﻴﺪ‪ .‬ﻫﻤﻴﻦﺟﻮﺭ ﻧﺸﺴﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩ ﺭﻭ ﻛﭙﻪ ﻱ ﺯﻏﺎﻻ ﻭ ﺟﻴﻜﺶ‬
‫ﻫﻢ ﺩﺭ ﻧﻤﻴﻮﻣﺪ؛ ﮔﻤﻮﻧﻢ ﺍﺭ ﺗﺮﺱ ﺿﻌﻒ ﻛﺮﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ‪.‬‬
‫ﺳﻴﺎﻫﻪ ﺑﺶ ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﺁﺭﻩ‪ ،‬ﺯﻏﺎﻝ ﻣﻐﺎﻝ ﻫﻢ ﻧﭙﺮﻭﻧﻲ ﻫﺎ!‬
‫ﺍﻣﺎ ﻃﻔﻠﻜﻲ ﺍﺩﻭﺍﺭﺩ ﺍﻫﻞ ﺯﻏﺎﻝ ﻣﻐﺎﻝ ﭘﺮﻭﻧﺪﻥ ﻫﻢ ﻧﺒﻮﺩ‪.‬‬
‫ﻳﻪ ﺧﻮﺭﺩﻩ ﻛﻪ ﮔﺬﺷﺖ‪ ،‬ﺑﺎ ﺻﺪﺍﻱ ﻗﺸﻨﮓ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﭘﻮﺳﺘﻴﺶ ﭘﺮﺳﻴﺪ‪ :‬ﭼﻪ ﻛﺎﺭ ﻣﻲﺧﻮﺍﻳﻦ ﺑﻜﻨﻴﻦ؟‬
‫ﻣﻮﺿﻮﻉ ﺁﺩﻡ ﺩﺯﺩﻳﻪ؟‬
‫ﺁﻗﺎﻡ ﻛﻪ ﺷﻤﺎ ﺑﺎﺷﻴﻦ‪ ،‬ﻣﺎ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﻓﻜﺮ ﺁﺩﻡ ﺩﺯﺩﻳﺸﻮ ﻧﻜﺮﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩﻳﻢ ‪ .‬ﮔﻤﻮﻧﻢ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻛﻪ ﺍﺯ‬
‫ﺍﻳﻦ ﺣﺮﻑ ﻫﺮ ﺩﻭﻣﻮﻥ ﻳﻜﻪ ﺧﻮﺭﺩﻳﻢ‪ .‬ﻣﻲ ﺩﻳﺪﻡ ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﺳﻴﺎﻫﻪ ﺑﻪ ﻓﻜﺮ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺒﻴﻨﻪ ﺭﺍﺱ‬
‫ﺭﺍﺳﺘﻲ ﻣﻲﺷﻪ ﺣﺮﻳﻔﻮ ﮔﺮﻭ ﻧﮕﻪ ﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﻳﺎ ﻧﻪ ‪ .‬ﺑﻌﺪﻡ ﺍﻧﮕﺎﺭ ﺧﻮﺏ ﻛﻪ ﻓﻜﺮﺍﺷﻮ ﻛﺮﺩ‪ ،‬ﺩﻳﺪ ﻧﻪ‪ ،‬ﻛﺎﺭ‬
 ‫ﻋﺎﻗﻠﻮﻧﻪ ﺍﻱ ﻧﻴﺴﺖ؛ ﭼﻮﻥ ﺑﺮﮔﺸﺖ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺴﺮ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﻧﻪ ﺩﺍﺩﺍﺵ‪ ،‬ﻣﺎ ﻫﺎ ﺁﺩﻡ ﺩﺯﺩ ﻧﻴﺴﺘﻴﻢ ‪.‬‬
‫ﻳﻌﻨﻲ‪ ،‬ﺭﺍﺳﺘﺶ‪ ،‬ﻭﻗﺘﺸﻮ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﻳﻢ ﻭ ﻓﻘﻂ ﮔﺸﻨﻤﻮﻧﻪ ﻭ … ﺧﻮﺏ‪ ،‬ﺭﻓﻴﻖ ﺭﻭ ﻛﻦ ﺑﺒﻴﻨﻢ ‪ .‬ﻧﺎﺷﺖ ﭼﻲ‬
‫ﺩﺍﺭﻱ؟ ﭘﺴﺮ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﺩﺳﺖ ﻛﺮﺩ ﺟﻴﺒﺶ‪.‬‬
‫ﺷﺮﻳﻜﻢ ﺍﺯ ﻣﻴﻮﻥ ﻫﻤﻪ ﻱ ﭼﻴﺰﻫﺎﻱ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ‪ ،‬ﻛﻴﻒ ﺯﻧﻮﻧﻪ ﻱ ﺯﻧﺠﻴﺮﺩﺍﺭ ﺧﻮﺷﮕﻠﻲ ﺭﻭ ﻛﻪ ﺍﺩﻭﺍﺭﺩ‬
‫ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﺑﺮﮔﺸﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻗﺎﭘﻴﺪ ﻭ ﺗﻮ ﻫﻮﺍ ﺟﻠﻮ ﺻﻮﺭﺗﺶ ﮔﺮﻓﺖ‪.‬‬
‫ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﻭﺍﻱ‪ ،‬ﻭﺍﻱ‪ ،‬ﻭﺍﻱ؛ ﻧﺎﻛﺲ ﻟﻌﻨﺘﻲ! ﻧﺸﻤﻪ ﺍﻡ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﻱ ﻫﻤﭽﻲ ﭼﻴﺰﻱ ﺟﻮﻧﺶ ﺩﺭ ﻣﻲﺭﻩ ‪ .‬ﺍﺯ‬
‫ﺍﻳﻦ ﺟﻮﺭ ﭼﻴﺰﺍﻱ ﻗﺸﻨﮓ ﺧﻴﻠﻲ ﺧﻮﺷﺶ ﻣﻴﺎﺩ … ﺧﻮﺏ؛ ﺭﻭ ﻛﻦ ﺑﻴﻨﻢ؛ ﺩﻳﻪ ﭼﻴﺎ ﺩﺍﺭﻱ؟ ﭘﺴﺮ‬
‫ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﭘﺎ ﺷﺪ ﻭﺍﻳﺴﺘﺎﺩ ﻭ ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﺳﻴﺎﻫﻪ ﺟﻴﺒﺎﺷﻮ ﮔﺸﺖ ‪ .‬ﻳﻪ ﻛﻴﻒ ﭘﻮﻝ ﻭ ﻳﻪ ﺳﺎﻋﺖ ﻃﻼ ﻭ ﻳﻪ‬
‫ﻓﻨﺪﻙ ﺩﺭﺁﻭﺭﺩ‪ ،‬ﺑﻌﺪﺷﻢ ﻳﻪ ﺣﻠﻘﻪ ﻛﻠﻴﺪ ﺑﻪ ﺧﺮﺕ ﻭ ﭘﺮﺕ ﻫﺎﻱ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﺍﻱ ﻛﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺩﺭﺩ ﻳﻪ ﻛﺎﻛﺎ‬
‫ﺳﻴﺎﻩ ﻧﻤﻲﺧﻮﺭﻩ ‪ .‬ﻭﻗﺘﻲ ﺟﻴﺒﺎﻱ ﭘﺴﺮﻩ ﺭﻭ ﺧﻮﺏ ﮔﺸﺖ‪ ،‬ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﻋﺸﻖ ﺍﺳﺖ! ﮔﻤﻮﻧﻢ ﻓﺮﺩﺍ ﺑﺘﻮﻧﻢ‬
‫ﻳﻪ ﭼﻴﺰ ﺩﻧﺪﻭﻥ ﻛﻪ ﺣﺴﺎﺑﻲ ﺑﺮﻳﺰﻳﻢ ﺗﻮ ﺧﻨﺪﻕ ﺑﻼ ﺧﻮﺏ ﻋﺠﺎﻟﺘﺎ ﻣﻲﺗﻮﻧﻴﻢ ﻳﻪ ﺳﻴﮕﺎﺭﻱ ﺑﺎ ﻫﻢ ﺩﻭﺩ‬
‫ﻛﻨﻴﻢ‪.‬‬
‫ﺍﻳﻦ ﻭ ﮔﻔﺖ ﻭ ﻗﻮﻃﻲ ﺳﻴﮕﺎﺭ ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﺭﻭ ﻭﺍ ﻛﺮﺩ ‪ .‬ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﻳﻜﻲ ﺑﺮﺩﺍﺭ! ﺍﺯ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺳﻴﮕﺎﺭﺍﻱ ﻣﻌﺮﻛﻪ‬
‫ﺑﻮﺩ! … ﺑﻪ ﻣﻦ ﻭ ﺑﻌﺪﻡ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺴﺮ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﺗﻌﺎﺭﻑ ﻛﺮﺩ‪.‬‬
‫ﭘﺮﺳﻴﺪ‪ :‬ﭼﻪ ﺟﻮﺭ ﺳﻴﮕﺎﺭﻳﻪ ﺍﻳﻦ؟‬
‫ﭘﺴﺮ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﺑﺎ ﺗﺮﺱ ﻭ ﻟﺮﺯ ﮔﻔﺖ‪: Bensons Hedgs‬‬
‫ﺗﺮﺳﺶ ﺍﺯ ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﺷﺮﻳﻚ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻛﻪ‪ ،‬ﻭﻗﺘﻲ ﺳﻴﮕﺎﺭﺷﻮ ﭘﻚ ﺯﺩ ﻗﻴﺎﻓﺶ ﻳﻪ ﺟﻮﺭ ﺑﺪ ﻭ ﺗﺮﺳﻨﺎﻛﻲ‬
‫ﺗﻮ ﻫﻢ ﺭﻓﺖ‪.‬‬
‫ﺍﺧﻤﺎﺷﻮ ﻫﻢ ﻛﺸﻴﺪ ﻭ ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﺧﻮﺷﻢ ﻧﻴﻮﻣﺪ ﭘﺴﺮ ‪ .‬ﭼﺮﺍ ﺳﻴﮕﺎﺭ ﺣﺴﺎﺑﻲ ﻧﻤﻲ ﻛﺸﻲ؟ ﺑﻌﺪ‪ ،‬ﺍﺯ ﭘﺴﺮﻩ‬
‫ﻛﻪ ﺭﻭ ﺯﻏﺎﻻ ﻭﺍﻳﺴﺘﺎﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ ﭘﺮﺳﻴﺪ‪ :‬ﺍﺯ ﻛﺠﺎﻫﺎ ﭘﺎ ﻣﻲﺷﻲ ﺑﺎ ﺍﻳﻦ ﺟﻮﺭ ﺳﻴﮕﺎﺭﺍ ﺭﺍﻩ ﻣﻴﻔﺘﻲ ﻣﻴﺎﻱ‬
‫ﻫﺎﺭﻟﻢ؟ … ﻣﮕﻪ ﻧﻤﻲﺩﻭﻧﻲ ﻫﻴﭻ ﺳﻴﺎﻫﻲ ﺍﺯ ﺍﻳﻦﺟﻮﺭ ﺳﻴﮕﺎﺭﺍ ﻧﻤﻲﻛﺸﻪ! … ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﭼﻲ ﺍﻳﻦ‬
‫ﺯﻧﺎﻱ ﻗﺸﻨﮓ ﭘﻮﻟﺪﺍﺭﻱ ﺭﻭ ﻛﻪ ﻧﻴﻢﺗﻨﻪ ﻱ ﺧﺰ ﺳﻔﻴﺪ ﺗﻨﺸﻮﻧﻪ ﻭﺭﻣﻲﺩﺍﺭﻱ ﻣﻴﺎﺭﻱ ﺍﻳﻦﺟﺎ ﺗﻮ ﻫﺎﺭﻟﻢ‬
‫؟ ﻣﺎ ﺳﻴﺎﻫﺎ ﺣﺘﻲ ﻧﻴﻢﺗﻨﻪ ﻱ ﺧﺰ ﺳﻴﺎﻩ ﺍﺯ ﺳﺮﻣﻮﻥ ﺯﻳﺎﺩﻩ‪ ،‬ﭼﻪ ﺑﺮﺳﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﺵ ‪ .‬ﺍﻳﻨﻮ ﻣﻲﺩﻭﻧﻲ ﻳﺎ‬
‫ﻧﻪ؟ ﺧﺐ؛ ﺣﺎﻻ ﺍﺯﺕ ﻳﻪ ﭼﻴﺰﻱ ﻣﻲﺧﻮﺍﻡ ﺑﭙﺮﺳﻢ‪.‬‬
‫ﭘﺴﺮﻩ ﺑﻴﭽﺎﺭﻩ ﻛﻢ ﻣﻮﻧﺪﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ ﺑﺰﻧﻪ ﺯﻳﺮ ﮔﺮﻳﻪ‪.‬‬
 ‫ﺳﻴﺎﻫﻪ ﻫﻤﻴﻦﺟﻮﺭ ﺩﻧﺒﺎﻝ ﺣﺮﻓﺸﻮ ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻪ ﻳﻮﺩ ﻭ ﻣﻲﮔﻔﺖ ‪ :‬ﺳﻪ ﭼﻬﺎﺭ ﻣﺎﻫﻪ ﻛﻪ ﻫﻤﻴﻦﺟﻮﺭ ﺗﻮ‬
‫ﺧﻴﺎﺑﻮﻥ ﻟﻨﻜﺎﺱ ﺑﺎﻻ ﻭ ﭘﺎﻳﻴﻦ ﻣﻲﺭﻡ ﻛﺎﺭﻱ ﭘﻴﺪﺍ ﻛﻨﻢ ‪ .‬ﮔﻮﺵ ﺧﻮﺍﺑﻮﻧﺪﻩ ﺍﻡ ﻳﻪ ﭘﻮﻟﻲ ﺩﺳﻢ ﺑﻴﺎﺩ ﻛﻪ‬
‫ﻛﻔﺸﺎﻣﻮ ﺑﺘﻮﻧﻢ ﻧﻴﻢ ﺗﺨﺖ ﺑﻨﺪﺍﺯﻡ… ﺁﺧﻪ ﺗﻮ ﺭﻭ ﺧﺪﺍ ﻳﻪ ﻧﻴﮕﺎﻳﻲ ﺑﻨﺪﺍﺯ؟‬
‫ﭘﺎﺷﻮ ﺑﻠﻨﺪ ﻛﺮﺩ ﻛﻪ ﭘﺴﺮﻩ ﻱ ﺳﻔﻴﺪ ﺗﺨﺖ ﻛﻔﺸﺸﻮ ﺑﺒﻴﻨﻪ ‪ .‬ﺭﺍﺱ ﺭﺍﺳﻲ ﻫﻢ ﻛﻪ ﭼﻪ ﺳﻮﺭﺍﺧﺎﻳﻲ ﺗﻪ‬
‫ﻛﻔﺸﺶ ﺑﻮﺩ!‬
‫ﺑﻪ ﭘﺴﺮ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﺩﻳﺪﻱ؟ ﺧﺐ؛ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻭﺥ ﺗﻮ ﻟﻌﻨﺘﻲ ﺭﻭﺕ ﻣﻲﺷﻪ ﻳﺎ ﺟﻴﮕﺮﺷﻮ ﺩﺍﺭﻱ‪ ،‬ﻛﻪ ﺑﺎ‬
‫ﻟﺒﺎﺱ ﺭﺳﻤﻲ ﻭ ﺍﻳﻦ ﭘﻴﺮﻫﻦ ﺷﻖ ﻭ ﺭﻕ ﻛﻪ ﺟﻠﻮﺵ ﻳﻪ ﺭﺩﻳﻒ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﺱ ﺑﺮﻕ ﺑﺮﻕ ﻣﻲﺯﻧﻪ ﻭ ﺍﻳﻦ ﺷﺎﻝ‬
‫ﮔﺮﺩﻥ ﺍﺑﺮﻳﺸﻤﻲ ﻭ ﺍﻳﻦ ﭘﺎﻟﺘﻮ ﮔﺮﻭﻥ ﻗﻴﻤﺖ‪ ،‬ﭘﺎﺷﻲ ﺑﻴﺎﻱ ﺍﻳﻨﺠﺎ‪ ،‬ﺟﻠﻮ ﺭﻭﻱ ﻣﻦ ﻗﺎﺩ ﻗﺎﺩ ﺭﺍﻩ ﺑﺮﻱ ﻗﺮ‬
‫ﺑﺪﻱ ﻭ ﭼﺴﻲ ﺑﻴﺎﻱ؟ ﻳﺎ ﺍﷲ! ﭘﺎﻟﺘﻮ ﺭﻭ ﺭﺩﺵ ﻛﻦ ﺑﻴﺎﺩ!‬
‫ﭘﺴﺮﻩ ﻱ ﺳﻔﻴﺪ ﭘﻮﺳﺘﻪ ﺭﻭ ﭼﺴﺒﻴﺪ ﻭ ﭘﺎﻟﺘﻮﺷﻮ ﺍﺯ ﺗﻨﺶ ﺩﺭﺁﻭﺭﺩ‪.‬‬
‫–ﻣﺎ ﻛﻪ ﻧﻤﻲ ﺗﻮﻧﻴﻢ ﺍﺯ ﺍﻳﻦ ﻟﺒﺎﺳﺎﻱ ﻭﻛﻴﻼﻱ ﻣﺠﻠﺲ ﺗﻨﻤﻮﻥ ﻛﻨﻴﻢ ‪).‬ﺍﺳﻤﻮﻛﻴﻨﮓ ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﺭﻭ ﻣﻲ‪-‬‬
‫ﮔﻔﺖ( ﺍﻣﺎ ﻛﺎﺵ ﺑﺘﻮﻧﻢ ﺍﺯ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺩﮔﻤﻪ ﻫﺎﻱ ﭘﻴﺮﻫﻨﺖ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﻧﺸﻤﻪ ﻣﻮﻥ ﺑﺪﻳﻢ ﮔﻮﺷﻮﺍﺭﻩﺍﻱ ﭼﻴﺰﻱ‬
‫ﺩﺭﺳﺖ ﻛﻨﻦ ‪ .‬ﻳﺎ ﺍﷲ‪ ،‬ﺩﺭﺷﻮﻥ ﺑﻴﺎﺭ!‬
‫ﻣﻦ ﻫﻤﺶ ﺍﻭﻧﺠﺎ ﻭﺍﻳﺴﺘﺎﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩﻡ ﻭ ﻧﻴﮕﺎ ﻣﻲﻛﺮﺩﻡ ‪ .‬ﻫﻴﭻ ﻛﺎﺭ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﺍﻱ ﻧﻤﻲ ﻛﺮﺩﻡ ‪ .‬ﺣﺎﻻ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ‬
‫ﻫﻤﻪ ﭼﻴﺰ ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﺭﻭ ﺍﺯﺵ ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻭ ﺩﺳﺘﺎﺵ ﭘﺮِﭘﺮ ﺑﻮﺩ‪.‬‬
‫ﮔﻔﺖ ‪ :‬ﺗﻮ‪ ،‬ﺍﻳﻦﺟﺎ‪ ،‬ﺗﻮ ﻫﺎﺭﻟﻢ‪ ،‬ﺍﻟﻤﺎﺱ ﺑﻪ ﺳﻴﻨﻪ ﺕ ﺑﺰﻧﻲ ﻭ ﻣﻦ ﺍﺯ ﮔﺸﻨﮕﻲ ﺑﻤﻴﺮﻡ‪ ،‬ﻧﻜﺒﺖ؟‬
‫ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﻣﺘﺄﺳﻔﻢ!‬
‫ﺳﻴﺎﻫﻪ ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﻣﻮﺗﺲ ﺳﻔﻲ؟ ﻫﻮﻡﻡﻡﻡ‪ ،‬ﺁﺭﺭﺭﻩ! ﻣﻮﺗﺲ ﺳﻔﻲ!… ﺍﺳﻤﺖ ﭼﻴﻪ ﻋﻔﺮﻳﺖ؟‬
‫ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﮔﻔﺖ ‪ :‬ﺍﺩﻭﺍﺭﺩﭘﻴﺪﻱ ﻣﻚ ﮔﻴﻞ ﺳﻮﻡ‪.‬‬
‫ﺳﻴﺎﻫﻪ ﮔﻔﺖ ‪ :‬ﺩﻛﻴﺴﻪ! ﺳﻮﻡ ﭼﻴﻪ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ؟ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺩﻭﺗﺎﻳﻲ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﻛﺪﻭﻡ ﮔﻮﺭﻥ؟‬
‫ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﮔﻔﺖ ‪ :‬ﭘﺪﺭ ﻭ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﺑﺰﺭﮔﻢ… ﻣﻦ ﻫﻢ ﺳﻮﻣﻲ ﻫﺴﺘﻢ‪.‬‬
‫ﺳﻴﺎﻫﻪ ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﻣﻨﻢ ﭘﺪﺭﻭ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﺑﺰﺭﮒ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻢ‪ ،‬ﺍﻣﺎ “ﺳﻮﻣﻲ” ﻧﻴﺴﺘﻢ‪ :‬ﺍﻭﻟﻲﺍﻡ! ﻟﻨﮕﻪ ﻡ ﺗﻮ ﺩﻧﻴﺎ ﭘﻴﺪﺍ‬
‫ﻧﻤﻲﺷﻪ ‪ .‬ﺍﺯ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻣﺪﻝﻫﺎﻱ ﺗﺎﺯﻩ ﺗﺎﺯﺷﻢ ‪ .‬ﻣﻲ ﺩﻭﻧﻲ؟ ﻧﻮﺑﺮﺵ!‬
‫ﻭ ﻗﺎﻩ ﻗﺎﻩ ﺍﺯ ﺷﻮﺧﻲ ﺧﻮﺩﺵ ﺧﻨﺪﻳﺪ‪.‬‬
‫ﻭﻗﺘﻲ ﺧﻨﺪﻳﺪ‪ ،‬ﭘﺴﺮ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﺩﺭﺳﺖ ﻭ ﺣﺴﺎﺑﻲ ﻭﺣﺸﺘﺶ ﻭﺭ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩ ‪ .‬ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﻫﻴﭽﻲ ﻧﻤﻮﻧﺪﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ‬
‫ﻛﻪ ﻫﻮﺍﺭ ﺑﻜﺸﻪ‪.‬‬
 ‫ﺩﻭﺑﺎﺭﻩ ﺭﻭ ﻛﭙﻪ ﻱ ﺯﻏﺎﻻ ﻧﺸﺴﺖ ‪ .‬ﺟﻠﻮ ﭘﻴﺮﻫﻨﺶ‪ ،‬ﺍﻭﻥ ﺟﺎﻳﻲ ﻛﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﺱﻫﺎ ﺭﻭ ﻛﻨﺪﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ‪ ،‬ﺳﻴﺎﻩ‬
‫ﺷﺪﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ‪.‬‬
‫ﺑﺎﻻﻱ ﺯﻏﺎﻟﺪﻭﻧﻲ‪ ،‬ﺍﺯ ﻳﻪ ﺷﻴﺸﻪ ﻱ ﺷﻜﺴﺘﻪ ﺳﻮﺯ ﻧﺎﻛﺎﺭﻱ ﻣﻲ ﺯﺩ ﺗﻮ ﻭ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﭘﻮﺳﺘﻪ ﻛﻪ ﺳﺮ ﺩﻭ ﺳﻢ‬
‫ﭼﻤﺒﻚ ﻧﺸﺴﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩ‪ ،‬ﺩﻳﮓ ﺩﻳﮓ ﻣﻲ ﻟﺮﺯﻳﺪ‪ .‬ﻫﻴﺠﺪﻩ ﺑﻴﺴﺖ ﺳﺎﻟﻮ ﺷﻴﺮﻳﻦ ﺩﺍﺷﺖ ‪ .‬ﻳﻜﻲ ﺍﺯ ﺍﻭﻥ‬
‫ﺑﭽﻪ ﻧﻨﻪ ﻫﺎﻱ ﺩﺭﺳﺖ ﻭ ﺣﺴﺎﺑﻲ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻛﻪ ﺩﻭﺭ ﻭ ﺑﺮ ﻣﻴﺨﻮﻧﻪ ﻫﺎﻱ ﺷﺒﻮﻧﻪ ﻣﻲ ﭘﻠﻜﻦ‪.‬‬
‫ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﺳﻴﺎﻫﻪ ﻫﻤﻮﻥﺟﻮﺭ ﻣﻲ ﺧﻨﺪﻳﺪ ‪ .‬ﻭﻓﺘﻲ ﺗﺮﺱ ﭘﺴﺮ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﺭﻭ ﺩﻳﺪ‪ ،‬ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﻧﺘﺮﺱ ‪ .‬ﻧﻤﻲ‪-‬‬
‫ﺧﻮﺍﻳﻢ ﺑﻜﺸﻴﻤﺖ ‪ .‬ﻭﻗﺘﺸﻮ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﻳﻢ ‪ .‬ﺍﻣﺎ‪ ،‬ﺁﻗﺎ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ‪ ،‬ﺍﮔﻪ ﺯﻳﺎﺩﻱ ﺭﻭ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺯﻏﺎﻻ ﺑﺸﻴﻨﻲ ﻣﺚ ﻣﻦ‬
‫ﻛﺎﻛﺎ ﺳﻴﺎﻩ ﻣﻲﺷﻲ ﻫﺎ!… ﺧﺐ‪ .‬ﻛﻔﺸﺎ ﺭﻡ ﺭﺩ ﻛﻦ ﺑﻴﺎﺩ ‪ .‬ﺑﺎﺱ ﺑﺘﻮﻧﻢ ﺻﻨﺎﺭ ﺳﻪ ﺷﺊﺋﻲ‬
‫ﺑﻔﺮﻭﺷﻤﺸﻮﻥ‪.‬‬
‫ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﻛﻔﺸﺎﺷﻢ ﺩﺭﺁﻭﺭﺩ ‪ .‬ﺍﻣﺎ ﻭﻗﺘﻲ ﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﺍﻭﻧﺎ ﺭﻭ ﻣﻲﺩﺍﺩ ﺩﺳﺖ ﺳﻴﺎﻫﻪ‪ ،‬ﺧﻮﺩﺷﻢ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﺗﺎﺏ‬
‫ﻧﻴﺎﺭﺩ ﻭ ﻫﺮﻱ ﺯﺩ ﺯﻳﺮ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﻭ ﺁﺧﻪ ﺧﻴﻠﻲ ﻣﺴﺨﺮﻩ ﺱ ﻛﻪ ﺁﺩﻡ ﻛﻔﺸﺎﺷﻮ ﺑﺪﻩ ﺑﻪ ﻳﻜﻲ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﻭ‬
‫ﺧﻮﺩﺵ ﺑﺎ ﺟﻮﺭﺍﺏ ﺭﺍﻩ ﺑﺮﻩ‪ ،‬ﻣﮕﻪ ﻧﻪ؟‬
‫ﻫﺮ ﺳﻪ ﺗﺎﻣﻮﻥ ﺯﺩﻳﻢ ﺯﻳﺮ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﻭ ﺩِ ﺑﺨﻨﺪ‪.‬‬
‫ﻳﺎﺭﻭ ﺳﻴﺎﻫﻪ ﮔﻔﺖ ‪ :‬ﺧﺐ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ‪ .‬ﺷﻤﺎ ﺩﻭ ﺗﺎ ﻣﻲﺗﻮﻧﻴﺪ ﻫﻤﻴﻦﺟﺎ ﺑﻤﻮﻧﻴﻦ ﻭ ﻫﺮ ﻗﺪﺭ ﺩﻟﺘﻮﻥ ﻣﻲ‪-‬‬
‫ﺧﻮﺍﺩ ﺑﺨﻨﺪﻳﻦ‪ ،‬ﺍﻣﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﻣﻲﺭﻡ… ﺯﺕ ﺯﻳﺎﺩ! ﻣﻲ ﺩﻭﻧﻴﻦ ﭼﻪ ﻛﺎﺭ ﻛﺮﺩ؟‬
‫ﻧﺎﻛﺲ ﺍﺯ ﺯﻳﺮﺯﻣﻴﻦ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺑﻴﺮﻭﻥ ﻭ ﻫﻤﻪ ﭼﻲ ﺭﻡ ﺑﺎ ﺧﻮﺩﺵ ﺑﺮﺩ!‬
‫ﻣﻦ‪ ،‬ﺩﺭﺳﺖ ﻣﺚ ﺍﻭﻟﻲ ﻛﻪ ﺍﻭﻧﺠﺎ ﺍﻭﻣﺪﻩ ﺑﻮﺩﻡ‪ ،‬ﺩﺳﺖ ﺧﺎﻟﻲ ﻣﻮﻧﺪﻡ ‪ .‬ﺁﺭﻩ ﺟﻮﻧﻢ‪ ،‬ﺍﻭﻥ ﻧﺎﻛﺲ ﻣﻦ‬
‫ﻭ ﭘﺴﺮ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﺭﻭ ﻛﻪ ﺭﻭ ﻛﻴﺴﻪ ﻱ ﺯﻏﺎﻝ ﻭﺍﻳﺴﺘﺎﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻗﺎﻝ ﮔﺬﺍﺷﺖ ﺭﻓﺖ ﻭ ﭘﻮﻻ ﻭ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﺳﺎ ﻭ‬
‫ﻫﻤﻪ ﭼﻲ ﺣﺘﻲ ﻛﻔﺸﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺎ ﺧﻮﺩﺵ ﺑﺮﺩ!‬
‫ﺗﻮ ﺩﺍﻟﻮﻥ ﺗﺎﺭﻳﻚ ﺩﻧﺒﺎﻟﺶ ﺩﻭﻳﺪﻡ ﻭ ﻫﻮﺍﺭ ﺯﺩﻡ‪ :‬ﻧﻴﮕﺎ ﻛﻦ ﻳﺎﺭﻭﺋﻪ! ﻧﻤﻲﺧﻮﺍﻱ ﻳﻪ ﭼﻴﺰﻱ ﻫﻢ ﺑﻪ ﻣﻦ‬
‫ﺑﺪﻱ؟ ﺁﺧﻪ ﺳﻬﻢ ﻣﻦ ﭼﻲ ﻣﻲﺷﻪ ﭘﺲ؟‬
‫ﺁﻧﻘﺪﺭ ﺗﺎﺭﻳﻚ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻛﻪ ﺍﺻﻼ ﻧﻤﻲﺩﻳﺪﻣﺶ ‪ .‬ﻓﻘﻂ ﺻﺪﺍﺷﻮ ﻣﻲﺗﻮﻧﺴﺘﻢ ﺑﺸﻨﻔﻢ‪.‬‬
‫ﺳﺮﻡ ﺩﺍﺩ ﻛﺸﻴﺪ ﻛﻪ ‪ :‬ﺑﺮﮔﺮﺩ ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﺟﺎ ﻫﺎﻟﻮ‪ ،‬ﻣﻮﺍﻇﺐ ﺳﻔﻴﺪ ﭘﻮﺳﺘﻪ ﺑﺎﺵ ﺗﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺑﺰﻧﻢ ﺑﻪ ﭼﺎﻙ…‬
‫ﺑﺮﮔﺮﺩ؛ ﺍﮔﻪ ﻧﻪ ﻫﺮﭼﻲ ﺩﻳﺪﻱ ﺍﺯ ﭼﺶ ﺧﻮﺩﺕ ﺩﻳﺪﻱ‪.‬‬
‫ﺑﺮﮔﺸﺘﻢ!‬
 ‫ﻣﻦ ﻣﻮﻧﺪﻡ ﻭ ﭘﺴﺮ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﻛﻪ ﺗﻮ ﺯﻏﺎﻟﺪﻭﻧﻲ ﻭﺍﺳﺘﺎﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ… ﺍﻭﻥ‪ ،‬ﻋﻴﻨﻬﻮ ﻳﻪ ﺍﺣﻤﻖ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﻋﻴﺎﺭ!‬
‫ﺁﻗﺎ‪ ،‬ﻫﺮ ﺩﻭﺗﺎﻣﻮﻥ ﺍﺯ ﺯﻭﺭ ﭘﻴﺴﻲ ﺯﺩﻳﻢ ﺯﻳﺮ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﻭ ﺣﺎﻻ ﻧﺨﻨﺪ ﻛﻲ ﺑﺨﻨﺪ!‬
‫ﭘﺴﺮ ﺳﻔﻴﺪ ﭘﻮﺳﺘﻪ ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﺑﺒﻴﻨﻢ ﺭﻓﺘﺶ؟‬
‫ﮔﻔﺘﻢ ‪ :‬ﻻﺑﺪ‪ ،‬ﺍﻳﻦﺟﺎ ﻛﻪ ﻧﻴﺴﺖ‪.‬‬
‫ﻳﺨﻪ ﻱ ﺍﺳﻤﻮﻛﻴﻨﮕﺸﻮ ﺯﺩ ﺑﺎﻻ ﺯﺩ ﻭ ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﺍﻣﺎ ﺧﻴﻠﻲ ﺑﺎ ﻣﺰﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ‪ ،‬ﻛﻴﻒ ﻛﺮﺩﻡ! ﺧﻴﻠﻲ ﺧﻴﻠﻲ‬
‫ﻣﻬﻴﺞ ﺑﻮﺩ!‬
‫ﮔﻔﺘﻢ‪ :‬ﭼﻲ؟ ﻣﻬﻴﺞ ﺑﻮﺩ؟‬
‫ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﻣﻲﺩﻭﻧﻲ؟ ﺍﻳﻦ ﺗﻨﻬﺎ ﭼﻴﺰ ﻣﻬﻴﺠﻲ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻛﻪ ﺗﺎ ﺣﺎﻻ ﺑﺮﺍﻡ ﺍﺗﻔﺎﻕ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩﻩ‪ ،‬ﺗﻮ ﻫﻤﻪ ﻱ ﻋﻤﺮﻡ ﺍﻳﻦ‬
‫ﺍﻭﻟﻴﻦ ﺩﻓﻌﻪ ﺱ ﻛﻪ ﺗﻮ ﻫﺎﺭﻟﻢ ﻭﺍﻗﻌﺎ ﻛﻴﻒ ﻛﺮﺩﻡ‪ .‬ﻫﻤﻪ ﻱ ﭼﻴﺰﺍﻱ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﺗﻘﻠﺒﻴﻪ ﻭ ﺳﺎﺧﺘﮕﻲ ‪ .‬ﻓﻘﻂ‬
‫ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﻳﻜﻲ ﻳﻪ ﭼﻴﺰ ﻭﺍﻗﻌﻲ ﺑﻮﺩ‪.‬‬
‫ﮔﻔﺘﻢ‪ :‬ﺩﺍﺩﺍﺵ؛ ﺍﮔﻪ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻪ ﺍﻧﺪﺍﺯﻩ ﻱ ﺗﻮ ﭘﻮﻝ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻢ‪ ،‬ﻣﺪﺍﻡ ﻛﻴﻔﻢ ﻛﻮﻙ ﺑﻮﺩ‪.‬‬
‫ﮔﻔﺖ‪ :‬ﻧﻪ ﻛﺎﻛﺎ‪ ،‬ﺍﻳﻦﺟﻮﺭﺍﻡ ﻧﻴﺲ‪.‬‬
‫ﮔﻔﺘﻢ‪ :‬ﭼﺮﺍ‪ ،‬ﭼﺮﺍ ﻫﺴﺖ‪.‬‬
‫ﺍﻣﺎ ﭘﺴﺮ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﺩﻭﺑﺎﺭﻩ ﺳﺮﺷﻮ ﺗﻜﻮﻥ ﺩﺍﺩ ﻛﻪ ﻧﻪ‪.‬‬
‫ﺑﻌﺪ ﭘﺮﺳﻴﺪ‪ :‬ﺧﺐ ﺣﺎﻻ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﻣﻲﺗﻮﻧﻢ ﺑﺮﻡ ﺭﺩ ﻛﺎﺭﻡ؟‬
‫ﮔﻔﺘﻢ‪ :‬ﺁﺭﻩ‪ ،‬ﭼﺮﺍ ﻧﻪ‪.‬‬
‫ﺑﻪ ﺩﺍﻟﻮﻥ ﺗﺎﺭﻳﻚ ﻛﻪ ﺭﺳﻴﺪﻡ‪ ،‬ﺑﺶ ﮔﻔﺘﻢ‪ :‬ﻳﻪ ﺩﻗﻪ ﺻﺐ ﻛﻦ‪.‬‬
‫ﺭﻓﺘﻢ ﺑﻴﺮﻭﻥ ﻭ ﺍﻳﻦ ﻭﺭ ﻭ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻭﺭ ﻭ ﻧﻴﮕﺎ ﻛﺮﺩﻡ؛ ﺍﺯ ﺁﺟﺎﻥ ﭘﺴﺖ ﺧﺒﺮﻱ ﻧﺒﻮﺩ‪ ،‬ﺁﺩﻡ ﺯﻳﺎﺩﻱ ﻫﻢ ﺗﻮ‬
‫ﺧﻴﺎﺑﻮﻥ ﺩﻳﺪﻩ ﻧﻤﻲ ﺷﺪ‪.‬‬
‫ﺑﻪ ﭘﺴﺮ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﮔﻔﺘﻢ ‪ :‬ﺯﺕ ﺯﻳﺎﺩ! ﺧﻮﺷﺤﺎﻟﻢ ﻛﻪ ﺩﺳﺖ ﻛﻢ‪ ،‬ﺗﻮ ﻳﻪ ﻛﻴﻔﻲ ﻛﺮﺩﻱ! ﺑﻌﺪﺷﻢ ﺭﺍﻣﻮ‬
‫ﻛﺸﻴﺪﻡ ﻭ ﺭﻓﺘﻢ ﻭ ﻭﻟﺶ ﻛﺮﺩﻡ ﺑﻪ ﺍﻣﺎﻥ ﺧﺪﺍ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺎ ﺟﻮﺭﺍﺏ ﻟﺐ ﭘﻴﺎﺩﻩ ﺭﻭ ﻭﺍﻳﺴﻪ ﻭ ﻣﻨﺘﻈﺮ ﺗﺎﻛﺴﻲ‬
‫ﺑﺸﻪ‪.‬‬
‫ﺩﺱ ﺍﺯ ﭘﺎ ﺩﺭﺍﺯ ﺗﺮ ﻭ ﮔﺸﻨﻪ ﺗﺮ ﺍﺯ ﺣﺎﻻ‪ ،‬ﺗﻮ ﺧﻴﺎﺑﻮﻥ ﺭﺍﻩ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩﻡ ‪ .‬ﺗﻮ ﺭﺍﻩ ﻫﻤﻪ ﺍﺵ ﻓﻜﺮ ﭘﺴﺮﻩ‬
‫ﺳﻔﻴﺪﻩ ﺑﻮﺩﻡ ﺑﺎ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻫﻤﻪ ﭘﻮﻟﺶ ‪ .‬ﺑﺎ ﺧﻮﺩﻡ ﮔﻔﺘﻢ‪ :‬ﻓﻜﺮ ﻣﻲﻛﻨﻲ ﺍﻳﻦ ﺳﻔﻴﺪﺍ ﭼﻪ ﻣﺮﮔﺸﻮﻧﻪ؟ ﺗﻮ‬
‫ﻣﻲﮔﻲ ﺍﻳﻨﺎ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﭼﻲ ﺧﻮﺷﺒﺨﺖ ﻧﻴﺴﺘﻦ؟‬