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FROM BLACK:
We hear the sound of meat being cut...
Suddenly:
Robert flings the door open with his shoulder, facing George.
ROBERT
"Let's make magic".
GEORGE
Be Houdini today, alright?
ROBERT
Sophie. Great timing. My coffee was
just running low.
While still scribbling, he grabs his mug from his desk and holds
it up, expecting her to take it. She doesn't.
SOPHIE
You need to see this.
ROBERT
What is it?
He lowers the mug back down. Sophie tosses a MANILA ENVELOPE onto
the desk. Robert picks up the already opened envelope.
ROBERT (CONT'D)
(re: envelope)
What is this?
SOPHIE
It's addressed to you directly.
ROBERT
You're snooping in my mail? Seriously?
I'm going on air in 3 hours with
nothing, and you give me fan mail?
SOPHIE
Just open it, Rob.
ROBERT
Dear Mr. Robert M. Woods. You do not
know who I am but I know you and I
know what you have done.
SOPHIE
What you have done?
ROBERT
What I propose is this: I will give
you news to cover in exchange for your
cooperation. If not, everything will
be revealed.
(beat)
No signature. Just a letter. "K".
(pause)
What the hell is this?
SOPHIE
I don't know.
ROBERT
Did you see who sent it?
SOPHIE
Nope. No return address either. It
could just be a prank.
Short silence.
SOPHIE (CONT'D)
What is the letter talking about?
ROBERT
I have no idea.
(beat)
You can't be taking this seriously
right? This a prank. A stupid one at
that.
-K
Sam hugs his legs tightly. Robert tosses the keys onto the
counter.
ROBERT
Easy there, Sammy.
(to Katherine)
Hey.
(off look)
What's wrong?
KATHERINE
You're late.
ROBERT
Sorry, traffic.
KATHERINE
Glad you're back at least.
ROBERT
How's it going here?
KATHERINE
I got some dinner cooking. Should be
ready soon.
ROBERT
What's on the menu?
SAM
PIZZA!
ROBERT
(to KATHERINE)
Pizza?
KATHERINE
Is that okay?
ROBERT
It's perfect.
ROBERT
Goodnight, Sammy.
He gives him a kiss on his forehead and walks out of the door,
turning off the lights as he leaves.
SAM
Night.
Silence.
SOPHIE
Yeah, I've been thinking lately.
ROBERT
About what?
SOPHIE
The letter.
ROBERT
It's waisted energy to care about
that kind of stuff. If I bunkered
down every time I got a threat I
would look like a caveman.
(beat)
What are you doing here anyways?
Don't you have a shoot to get to?
SOPHIE
My story's right over there.
She points to a house. Police tape everywhere, officers
guarding, and a handful of news vans. One of them theirs.
ROBERT
Murder?
SOPHIE
Think so.
ROBERT
Lucky.
SOPHIE
What did you get?
ROBERT
Wildlife infestation.
SOPHIE
Sounds... exciting.
ROBERT
Doesn't beat murder. Who was it?
The victim I mean.
SOPHIE
Some 20-something-year-old from
Lincoln, Nebraska. Psycho cut her
head off and everything.
ROBERT
Her?
8.
SOPHIE
I don't know. Charlotte something.
ROBERT
Charlotte Andrews?
SOPHIE
Yeah, how did you know?
ROBERT
(beat)
Lucky guess.
SOPHIE
Uhh... okay then. But,
apparently...
(off look)
Hey!
She snaps her fingers. Robert focuses again.
SOPHIE (CONT'D)
This is why I wanted to talk to you
in the first place. Apparently,
they found a K written in the
girl's blood on the ground.
The cameraman calls out to Sophie from the house:
CAMERAMAN
Sophie, we need you. Shoot is in 3
minutes.
SOPHIE
(to Robert)
I gotta go.
She walks off toward the crime scene. Leaving Robert in
shock. He stares off.
KATHERINE
(beat)
My dad used to always warn me about
guys.
ROBERT
Yeah? What did he say?
KATHERINE
He said that guys were dumb.
ROBERT
Do you think I'm dumb?
KATHERINE
Yes.
ROBERT
(light-hearted)
Ouch.
KATHERINE
Don't be dumb.
They look at each other. Laughing.
Then -- a long but comfortable silence broken by:
KATHERINE (CONT'D) ROBERT
I love you. I love you.
ROBERT (CONT'D)
You go.
KATHERINE
(beat)
I've never said that before.
ROBERT
Me neither.
(beat)
I liked it.
KATHERINE
Loved it perhaps?
ROBERT
Maybe.
KATHERINE
(soft)
You are dumb. I love it.
Katherine leans in for a kiss...
10.
KATHERINE
(to Robert)
Want to come inside?
ROBERT
Yeah. Sounds good.
They all get out of their cars. Meeting each other by the
door.
KATHERINE
(whispering)
If something's not okay you need to
tell me.
They lock eyes.
KATHERINE (CONT'D)
I'm here for you, Robert.
Katherine unlocks and opens the door. They all flock in.
ROBERT
Well, I am okay.
SOPHIE
Are you sure?
ROBERT
Yes.
Sophie sits on the edge of his desk.
SOPHIE
You can tell me if something is up.
I'm always here for you.
ROBERT
Thank you but, I'm fine. I swear.
SOPHIE
Pinky promise?
She holds up her pinky. Robert stares.
ROBERT
Really?
Suddenly, George comes from around the corner:
GEORGE
--Hey, Robert. You got all your
stories covered for today?
Sophie puts down her pinky.
ROBERT
(To George)
Yes, sir.
GEORGE
Cool. Because you need to cover
Rebeca's. She just had an
emergency. Second cousin died or
something. Anyway, just make sure
we won't have a blank spot at 3.
Got it?
ROBERT
Got it.
GEORGE
Motto?
ROBERT
Yeah, yeah, make magic. I got it.
12.
GEORGE
Thatta boy.
George leaves.
ROBERT
(to Sophie)
I'm fine. I promise.
Robert and Sophie stand alone. Robert holds the NEW LETTER.
ROBERT
(reading)
Dear Mr. Robert M. Woods. Hello
again. You did not take my first
letter seriously and so you face
the consequences. Charlotte Andrews
was innocent, but you brought her
into your world. You corrupted her
and ruined her life, yet the law
was never thrown down on you. You
escape free no longer. It all will
come crashing down. This is not a
warning shot.
(beat)
The rest is just the word shot
repeated about 50 times and an A as
a signature--
Sophie grabs the letter. Examining it herself.
ROBERT (CONT'D)
What the fuck is wrong with this
guy?
SOPHIE
I don't know.
ROBERT
This is insane.
SOPHIE
Who is Charlotte Andrews to you?
ROBERT
She was a friend. Just a friend.
That's all. This--
He rips the paper out of her hands.
ROBERT (CONT'D)
(re: letter)
This is horse shit.
He crumples the letter.
ROBERT (CONT'D)
I don't want you going through my
fucking mail either anymore, okay?
SOPHIE
Okay.
14.
GEORGE
(over)
The only thing you lead right now
is the list of people who piss me
the fuck off. Get out of my office
and do your job. You have the story
now.
ROBERT
We can't. We can't! Give our best
stories to amateurs. That's what
bankrupt companies do.
GEORGE
Oh, so now you're giving me
business advise?
ROBERT
This is a once in a lifetime story.
Once in a generation. This would
make national news. The whole damn
country will see our city and our
news team.
GEORGE
See what exactly? The murders? The
high homeless rate? The rednecks?
ROBERT
See real journalism.
GEORGE
You need to make magic. Real news.
Not this, this pixie dust you're
passing off as professional
journalism.
ROBERT
You know where you can shove your
magic?
GEORGE
These are lives. The death of human
beings, loved ones. Journalism
isn't your play pen. You know
nothing about the news. This--what
you're doing--isn't news. This is
immature and it's childish. This
news channel will be run into the
ground by people like you.
16.
ROBERT
I am this goddamn news channel.
(beat)
You know what you are?--
GEORGE
Get out.
ROBERT
--you're a horse gambler whos
bought the whole track but doesn't
know what to do with it. You have
everything at your disposal yet sit
on your ass. I don't see you in
front of the camera. I don't see
you waking up at 5am just to shot a
news clip that will only show for
10 minutes at most. I am this
goddamn news channel and before you
get rid of me, your best horse, you
better think about the Russian
roulette you are playing because
right now you've added another
bullet and it's only a matter of
time before that trigger is pulled.
He makes a gun with his hands and mimics shooting himself
while walking out of the office.
ROBERT
We need to talk.
SOPHIE
This late?
(off look)
Fine.
Sophie lets him in.
ROBERT
You think so?
CHARLOTTE
Nah, I was just being nice. It's
alright.
Charlotte lies down on the couch and sets her purse on the
ground. Robert walks to the fridge.
ROBERT
Want anything?
CHARLOTTE
A million dollars and a beer.
ROBERT
I can get you one of those things.
CHARLOTTE
Which one?
He grabs two Heinekens from the fridge.
ROBERT
Guess.
CHARLOTTE
Well, you're not grabbing a
checkbook so I guess beer.
He hands her the beer and sits on the couch next to her.
ROBERT
Corretamundo.
CHARLOTTE
Correctamundo?
ROBERT
Fonzie?... The Fonz?... Arthur?
(beat)
Come on, you don't know who The
Fonz is?
CHARLOTTE
No.
ROBERT
You don't know Happy Days?!
CHARLOTTE
Clearly not, dude.
19.
ROBERT
That's crazy.
CHARLOTTE
Am I supposed to know who or what
that is?
ROBERT
Only one of the greatest sitcoms of
the 70's and maybe all time. My dad
and I used to watch it all the
time. Loved the hell out of it.
CHARLOTTE
(soft)
Whatever, old man.
ROBERT
Old man?
CHARLOTTE
You heard me.
ROBERT
(laughing)
Whatever.
He grabs the remote from the coffee table and turns on the
tv. On the tv is him talking about the weather.
CHARLOTTE
God, you look awful.
ROBERT
Thank you. You're just so kind
tonight aren't you?
Charlotte looks Robert in the eyes. He stares back.
ROBERT
I'm here at the scene of the gas
station shooting off West Ocesto
Street. From what the police have
reported, it appears, the attendant
working here was found shoot to
death. Police have also reported
that their was a T shape on the
ground made out of the attendants
limbs. No suspect has been
identified yet. Truly horrific
stuff here, guys. Back to you at
the studio.
SOPHIE
Do you just have that on you at all
time?
ROBERT
I borrowed it from the police.
SOPHIE
"borrowed"?
ROBERT
This thing could be the clue.
He pulls out a note pad and pen from his pocket.
SOPHIE
How much stuff do you carry around
with you?
He pulls out a POLICE BADGE.
ROBERT
(re: police badge)
I got this too.
SOPHIE
What the fuck?
ROBERT
I'm a reporter. It's my job.
SOPHIE
To tamper and steal evidence?
ROBERT
To find truths.
Robert clicks the pen.
ROBERT (CONT'D)
You don't happen to know any
forensic experts do you?
SOPHIE
No.
ROBERT
Damn.
SOPHIE
Maybe you should have left it with
the professionals.
23.
SOPHIE (O.S.) (CONT'D)
Yes, hello, I would like to report
a dead body. Yes, we're at--
Robert unlocks the door and opens it. On the porch is: a
PACKAGE.
ROBERT (CONT'D)
There's a package.
Robert walks back in and sets it on the table. They both
examine it.
ROBERT (CONT'D)
It's got a return address.
Scribbles are written on the side.
KATHERINE
(reading)
From your closest friend.
He opens it. Inside: his World's Best Weather Reporter Mug.
He picks it up. The EYES of the cartoon globe now X'D OUT in
red marker.
Robert sits down on the couch as we PUSH IN on the return
address:
1847 Rose Ave.
SOPHIE
Did a man stop here earlier. About
5'10, in his 40s?
OLD LADY
No.
The old lady tries to close the door but Sophie stops it with
her foot. She takes out a police badge.
SOPHIE
I'm detective Miller. I just want a
look around, ma'am. Nothing
serious. May I?
The old lady opens the door.
OLD LADY
(sarcastically)
Make yourself at home.
Sophie walks around.
OLD LADY (CONT'D)
What is this about?
SOPHIE
Missing person.
OLD LADY
Well, there's no missing people
here.
Sophie notices something: a strange door in the middle of the
hallway.
SOPHIE
(re: the door)
What is that?
OLD LADY
Oh that? That leads to the
basement. I haven't been down there
in a long time. Nothing's down
there.
SOPHIE
Not many people have basements
here.
OLD LADY
Not many people disturb my peace
either.
34.
SOPHIE
Mind if I check it out?
OLD LADY
Go ahead. I'll continue my cooking
in the kitchen, in silence.
The old lady walks away.
Sophie creaks the door open and walks down the stairs.
She walks around, not seeing much. She pulls out her phone
for light and shines it to see: a dead body. Handcuffed to a
pipe. A key lodged into the top of its skull.
SOPHIE
Oh fuck.
She jumps back loudly. She gathers herself and looks to her
right. On the wall is written: FIND ME.