Serbian Culture in The Modern Age

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Since we live in muddy holes in the ground, you will

understand that we are unable to install showers in our


dwellings. We usually wait for rain to have a shower, but a
shower is hard to pull off what with all the mud. So,
unfortunately, this Seinfeld you talk about was totally right.
I wish I knew who this is, but you will understand it's
impossible to have a television set in a muddy hole in the
ground. What would we power them with? Maybe horse
manure? And what television signal would we be able to
catch when the nearest television station is found in
Vienna?
I can't describe how mentally tired it is to talk to a Serb, it's something
simple... I can't even describe what it's like, I literally just want to howl
and howl when I remember what it's like to read Serbian posts and
argue with to them. The whole world says something, they say
something different, they literally need to be studied, that phenomenon,
how they reshaped the entire history for themselves, no matter what
Mujo, Ivan, Giuseppe, John, Jacques, Hans say, Mile will always say
something different, but the evidence is useless, everything is useless. I
can only describe it to you like when a child says the color black is red.
You yell at him once, twice, three times for no reason, you physically
contort yourself when you yell at a child “IT'S BLAAAACK", and you
argue like that for half an hour, and the child ends up doing the same
thing again, like he never even heard you to begin with. The horror!

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