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Documento 8
Documento 8
Steven NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(A Centipeetle sneaks up from beside Garnet, which she quickly punches away.)
(Garnet punches and poofs it. Steven then notices that the fridge is full of Cookie Cats.)
Oohhhhh!
He's a frozen treat with an all new taste
'Cause he came to this planet from outer
space
A refugee of an interstellar war
But now he's at your local grocery store
Cookie Cat!
Steven He's a pet for your tummy
Cookie Cat!
He's super duper yummy
Cookie Cat!
He left his family behind
Cookie Caaaaat!
(Steven is in awe.)
[Trans. Ext. the Big Donut]
Garnet Yes.
(Steven already never listens and stands here with his silence.)
(Nothing happens.)
Garnet *nods*
(Steven accidentally launches his shield which ricochets all around the room, before smashing
into Steven's TV. Amethyst bursts out laughing while Pearl groans in disappointment.)
Huh? Cookie Cat! I summon my weapon by
Steven
eating ice cream!
(Steven goes back to grab several Cookie Cats and the Cookie Cat freezer. Garnet begins her
assault at the Centipeetle Mother. The battle descends towards the beach, as the Crystal
Gems brace themselves for battle. The Centipeetle Mother sprays a stream of acid towards
them, which they dodge out of the way and take refuge behind a broken hand statue of the
temple on the beach. The Centipeetle Mother continues spraying acid, dealing considerable
damage to the hand statue as it begins to melt.)
We could really use Steven's shield right
Amethyst
about now!
Garnet Steven!
(Garnet grabs hold of the Centipeetle Mother's pincers, drawing her attention. Steven notices
the Cookie Cat freezer destroyed from the acid attack and gasps in horror.
No... Oh, no, no, no, no, no! *slowly* Cookie
Cat, he's a pet for your tummy. Cookie Cat,
Steven he's super duper yummy! *picks up the
freezer aggressively* Cookie Cat, he left his
family behind! COOKIE CAAAT!
(He chucks the freezer at the Centipeetle Mother's back, electrocuting her and causing her to
screech in pain.)
Amethyst YES!
(The Gems summon their weapons and burst out of cover from the hand statue.)
(The Gems charge and attack the Centipeetle Mother altogether, defeating it for good. A gem
falls from it and Garnet bubbles it away.)
Farewell, sweet Cookie Cats. *buries a
Cookie Cat wrapper in the ground* I'll always
Steven
remember the time we spent together.
*stomach rumbles* Shh... Hush now.