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English Jokes
English Jokes
Teacher: John, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
John: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Teacher: John, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
John: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.
Teacher: John, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
John: Me!
Teacher punished John and let him to stand outside the class.
John : (Stand outside and laugh)
Teacher : Why are you laughing John?
John : I’m an OUTSTANDING student.
Teacher : How you say that?
John : Because I always STAND OUTSIDE the class..!
Teacher : Harry, What is close to us? Australia or the moon?
Harry : The moon, sir.
Teacher : That’s wrong harry. How you said that the moon is closer than
Australia?
Harry : Because, We can see the moon from here. But we can’t see Australia.