LICENSE EXAM

Written by

Peter John Ross

Sonnyboo.com
520 Enterprise Dr
STE C
Lewis Center, Ohio 43035
818-396-6758
INT. DMV OFFICE

Wide shot, show a line of people trying to get to the desk.

Drab, florescent colors.

XU of a clock, almost closing time.

INT. DMV OFFICE

DMV DESK CLERK and GIRL CLERK look down as the current
patrons walk off.

DMV DESK CLERK

Number 31, 32, and 33.

The next three patrons walk up to the counter, HARLEY, HOLLY,

and GEORGE. The lights go dim, and an unseen announcer's
voice starts along with music.

ANOUNCER (O.S.)
Ladies and Gentlemen, the
Department of Motor Vehicles
welcomes you to DRIVER'S

LICENCE EXAM! The DMV desk clerk turns around and hold a
microphone

DMV DESK CLERK

Thank you! Let's meet out
contestants. Oh my, who is this
young hottie.

Host kisses Holly on the cheek ala Family Feud.

HOLLY
My name is Holly, I'm a student at
OSU and I love bike riding and
pets.

DMV DESK CLERK

Excellent. And you sir?

Shakes hands with Harley.

HARLEY
My name is Harley, I work at First
Bank as an accounts manager.

DMV Clerk makes a THUMBS UP sign into the camera.

DMV DESK CLERK

(to George)
And you sir?
(MORE)
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DMV DESK CLERK (CONT'D)
(before George can answer)
I'm sorry we have to move on. For
the first question, Is it legal to
change lanes at an intersection?

Holly and Harley slam their hands down on counter and a

buzzer sounds.

DMV DESK CLERK (CONT’D)

Holly.

HOLLY
No, it's not legal.

DMV DESK CLERK

That is correct !

Harley makes a frustrated look, George looks confused.

GEORGE
I didn't know we had a buzzer.

DMV DESK CLERK

Next question. If you are in the
passing lane, should you pull over
to the left side, or the right
side?

Clock ticking sounds as the contestants think. Harley buzzes

in first.

HARLEY
Left?

BUZZER ERROR SOUND.

DMV DESK CLERK

No.

George buzzes in with his hand on the counter.

GEORGE
Ri....

Holly buzzes in.

HOLLY
Right side?

DMV DESK CLERK

That is correct.
 3.

George looks frustrated. He doesn’t understand what’s

happening.

DMV DESK CLERK (CONT’D)

Final question. Is it legal to park
in a handicap spot that does not
have a sing post?

HARLEY
No.

DMV DESK CLERK

I'm sorry that's incorrect.

GEORGE
Yes, it's legal.

DMV DESK CLERK

Judges?

HOLLY
It is legal, but you shouldn't do
it out of courtesy.

DMV DESK CLERK

Judges say, HOLLY IS THE WINNER
!!!!

Confetti starts to fall, everyone claps. GIRL CLERK/HOSTESS

hands Holly an oversized Drivers Licence.

DMV DESK CLERK (CONT’D)

We haven't forgotten our other
contestants. Tell them what they
win Chuck.

ANOUNCER
Well Jon, they just won A BRAND NEW
BICYCLE ! No licence required !

Hostess shows off a bike.

The End.