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Cards Against Disney - Low Ink (Black Cards)
Cards Against Disney - Low Ink (Black Cards)
______ is the new ______ means "family". ______ puts the 'glad'
______. in Gladiator!
A tale as old as time; "A true hero isn’t A whole new world, a
Beauty and ______. measured by the size of new fantastic ______.
______ but the strength
of ______.
After adopting 101 After seeing the recent Alice found ______ on
Dalmatians, Roger had Disney film. My kids her second visit to
to take a second job haven’t stopped Wonderland.
______ to make ends singing ______.
meet.
All Disney princesses All you need is faith, Always let ______ be
enjoy ______. trust, and ______. your guide.
Can you paint with all Captain Hook's hook Did they give you
the colors of ______? can be replaced with ______ along with all
______. those rippling
pectorals?
Dishonor on you! Disney Channel are Disney fans took their
Dishonor on your cow! running a weekend protests online
Dishonor on ______! marathon; Back to back demanding ______
episodes of ______.
Eat. Sleep. ______. Even miracles take a Every Disney movie has
Repeat. little bit of ______. ______ and at least one
______.
Flying is easy! Just For a time, Ariel For my next trick, I will
think of______. thought ______ was for pull ______ out of
______. ______.
I have a weird thing for I know it’s wrong, but I I never want to look at
______. am addicted to ______. ______ again.
I’ll never be able to I’m ______. And you’re I’m not going to lie, the
unsee the Disney porn I watching Disney new trailer for ______
found on my Dad’s channel. got me a little hard.
laptop. ______ and
______ should never be
seen together!
I’m not racist or I’m straight, but ______ I’ve often wondered if
anything, but I don’t could turn me gay. ______ was the
really like ______. illegitimate love child of
Snow White and Dopey.
If I gave Pudge Tuna, I’d If I saw ______ in the If Pluto is a dog, Goofy
be ______! streets, I would totally must be ______.
pass out!
It's difficult to explain Its Ursula’s creepy eels! Jane and Michael
to friends and family Flotsam and ______. Banks were very
why I know so much surprised when Mary
about ______. Poppins pulled ______
out of her carpet bag.
Kids these days don’t Lady and the Tramp Legend has it that if
appreciate the true was originally titled you kiss a frog, you will
Disney classics, such Lady and ______. experience ______
as ______
Let it go. Let it go. Like Pinocchio's nose, Like so many things,
______ never bothered ______ grows when I it’s ______ not ______
me anyway. lie. that counts.
Looks like I picked the Mary Poppins. ______ Me, Tarzan. You,
wrong day to quit in every way. ______.
______.
Mickey Mouse has a Mickey Mouse walked Mickey Mouse's Club
standing agreement in on Minnie doing House is really just a
with Minnie that he is ______. front for ______.
allowed to have sex
with ______, no
questions asked.
Since when is ______ a So just then, the sea Spare your lies
Disney Princess? cucumber looks over at temptress! Your
the mollusk and says, emperor is defeated
“with fronds like these, and I’m immune to
who needs ______?” ______.
Step 1:______ Step 2: Stop trying to make Thanks to Disney, I
______ Step 3: An ______ happen. Its not have unrealistic
instant Disney classic. going to happen. expectations about
______.
The best kept Disney The "Circle of ______". The guardian of ______
secret is ______. was brought down to
protect Mulan from the
dangers of war.
The handsome Prince The latest 'Pirates of The monster in my
saved Snow White from the Caribbean' has closet is ______.
death with ______. Captain Jack Sparrow
teaming up with
______.
The most terrifying The only way to get The secret ingredient in
Disney creation of all what you want in this Princess Tiana’s
time is ______. world is through gumbo is ______.
______.
The seven dwarfs lived There are rumours that There are the usual
simply, choosing to use the next Disney live things, chocolate,
their diamonds for action re-make will be flowers, promises you
______ instead of ______. don’t intend to keep
selling them for money. and ______.
There is a little-known There’s no easy way of They popped out of the
Disney movie called explaining ______ to snow! Like ______!
The Princess and your mother.
______.
They say “guest,” but This is my third and This isn’t flying! It’s
what they mean is final wish! I wish for ______ with style!
______. ______.
This next number in our Through her sexual To free the genie, all
Fantasia program experimentation with you have to do is rub
features ______ set to Beast, Belle was able to ______.
the music of Bach. cross ______ off her
bucket list.
To last longer in bed, Trust Disney to turn Uh oh! Looks like the
Aladdin often finds ______ into a musical. seven dwarves mine
himself thinking about train is closed due to
______. ______!
What? A llama? He's When Andy walks into When I heard they were
supposed to be ______! the room, he was releasing a new ______
surprised to see all his toy, I waited in line all
toys ______. night so I didn’t miss
out.
When King Triton When life gets you When life hands you
thinks no one is down, you wanna know ______, make ______.
watching, he likes to what you gotta do?
use his trident for Just keep ______.
______.
When my children are When the Colony faced When the Prince
old enough, I will force the danger of Hopper, transformed into Beast,
them to watch ______. Flik called upon ______ ______ turned into
to help stop them. ______.
Why must all Disney Woody discovered Would you like to stay
villains assert their ______ in Al's Toy Barn. for dinner? Would you
dominance by ______? like to stay for ______.
You are a sad, strange YOU ARE A TOY! You’re You control your
little man. You have not the real Buzz destiny, you don’t need
______. Farewell. Lightyear! You’re ______ to do it.
______!
You men owe me You should venture You tell me where my
______! outside your comfort suit is woman! We are
zone and try ______. talking about ______!
It’s worth it!
You were secretly kind You’re never too old for You’ve got a friend in
of proud when your kid ______. ______.
got kicked out of art
class for drawing
______.