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"Pocahooters" “accidentally” luring “Bigknobs and
your nephew into the Broomsticks”
gorge before causing a
stampede

“Put That Thing Back 100 men splitting apart 23-19! We have a 23-19!
Where It came From, Or ice that is supposedly
So Help Me!”; the “stronger than 100
musical men”

50 feet of hair a big ass fucking a blow job from Celia’s

mouse trap hair snakes
strategically placed
outside Mickey's
Clubhouse
a bunch of Royal dead a chameleon’s tongue a Christmas stocking
guys watching you in your ear full of old Halloween
candy

a conveniently timed a crazy seagull a cunning snake with

storm confidante named crazy-ass eyes
Scuttle

a dance move that’s a dark scary forest a demon llama

just sex
a double ended dildo a fish with a human a fish’s commentary of
fetish a dental extraction

a flubber flesh-light a ghetto style bitch slap a golden shower party

from Tiana with Chi Fu

a grin without a cat a group of casually a grown-ass man crying

racist crows like a bitch at the end of
Toy Story 3
a half goat, half Danny a historically accurate a hookah-smoking
DeVito porn star John Smith caterpillar

a live studio audience a meercat riding a a mermaid with human

warthog into battle legs and a fish head

a naked hairy beast a naked man a pair of racist Siamese

cats
a piñata full of circus a pirate’s life a potion that makes you
bugs shrink

a princess with a 0.7 a pyromaniac monkey a rabbit hole

waist to hip ratio

a Robin Hood furry a royal gangbang a sassy talking parrot

costume
a sexually transmitted a street rat pretending a theme song guy in a
disease to be a Prince cake

a thing-a-ma-bob a threesome a very pleasant crunch

a weird reindeer kink a wild jungle man with Abu

no body hair
accidental death by accidentally adding the accidentally purchasing
auto-erotic antidote to your batch Cards Against Disney
asphyxiation of poison apples for your three-year-old

accidentally strangling achin’ for some bacon actually trying to paint

yourself with vines with all the colours of
the wind

ageing Mouseketeers Al from Al’s Toy Barn’s Aladdin being denied

imaginary friend, who entry to the USA due to
likes to watch the travel ban
Aladdin’s fucking Aladdin’s magic carpet Aladdin’s MC Hammer
deadbeat thief of a pants
Father

Alan Menken in a cage aliens kidnapping your all the masturbating

being forced to pump sister and finger- Rapunzel did while
out musical show blasting her Mother Gothel was
stoppers for 20 years away

all the piranhas in allowing vermin to help Amelia Mignonette

Africa with the housework Thermopolis Renaldi
an abominable an average sized penis an awkward handshake
snowman named between Lumiere and
Harold Olaf

an eerily unified group an emergency an idealistic young rat

of wild animals bathroom break with serious talent in
governed by a beloved the kitchen
carnivorous monarch

an ugly ass dress made Andy’s Mum’s secret angry hate sex with
by mice with good cocaine stash Grumpy
intentions
another damn hidden anti-Semitism Ariel’s fishy queefing
Mickey

Ariel’s trail of fishy poo Ariel's struggle to as wet as a warthog’s

remember which backside
animals are her friends
and which are her bra

asking for sons but asking the Matchmaker attaching strings to a

getting daughters from Mulan if she is cat and trying to pass it
instead pregnant off as a puppet
Baloo cross-dressing Bambi II; The Oedipus Bambi steaks
for King Louie Complex

Bambi’s dead mother Bashful’s horse sized Beast using Fifi the
penis feather duster as a butt-
plug

being a motherfucking being abducted by being as mysterious as

all-powerful sorcerer Peter Pan the dark side of the
and genie moon
being as swift as a being crushed by being diagnosed with
coursing river Dumbo’s fat ass whatever the hell was
wrong with Cruella de
Vil

being insanely relieved being sexually attracted being so sexually

that no other lady in the to a cartoon character frustrated that you start
Kingdom wears the a religious persecution
same size shoe as you

being the spawn of Belle trying to have sex Belle’s restraining order
Flick, the loser with Beast, but he only preventing the Beast
wants to cuddle from cumming within
fifty feet of her
Belle’s unquestioning bequeathing your entire Berlioz
obedience estate to your cats

Bert hitting on Mary bestiality bewitching good looks

Poppins

blazing that shit up with Booty and The Beast boring vaginal sex with
Daisy Duck a Disney Princess
both of your parents building a buying a dog that might
drowning in a motherfucking be a koala
shipwreck snowman

Buzz Lightyear’s astro Buzz using his cactus-butt

blasters detached arm to give
Woody a reach-around

calling it Squishy and Captain Barbossa Captain Hook stabbing

claiming it as your own a Mermaid with his
hook
castrating the challenging the little Chef Louis’ Sebastian
Dalmatians for bastard kicking your salad
aesthetic reasons movie seat to a duel

Chi-Fu’s limp noodle Chip’s first time tea- Christopher Robin

bagging

chronologically Cinderella gagging climbing Li Shang’s

inaccurate attire when she gets to the pole
“ball”
Clopin Trouillefou Codfish Cogsworth

Cruella de Vil’s tailor cumming six times in a cursing the King’s

row daughter because you
weren’t invited to the
party

cutting your hair with a Daisy Duck dancing with a jar of

sword dirt
Davy Crockett; King of debating whether or not delays in the
the wild frontier to marry Kocoum production of Finding
Dory due to overfishing

Demi Lovato descending from on Dick van Dyke

high to mingle with the
commoners

Dick van Dyke’s dickslapping Doc giving the other

penguin impression dwarves overly
enthusiastic prostate
exams
Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Donald Dick Doofenschmirtz Evil
Sleepy, Dopey, Bashful Incorporated
& Sneezy

Dopey's addiction to Dory; the lesbian fish Dory’s “blue tang”

sniffing glue

dressing as a Drizella dropping the same

concubine to defeat the amount of acid as the
Huns animators of Alice in
Wonderland
Dumbo giving an "ear dying dramatically eating a Zebra
job"

eating apples from a eating four dozen eggs Elsa and Anna
stranger every morning to help “snowballing”
you get large

Elsa giving a frosty Elsa giving an ice pick Elsa squirting ice
handjob lobotomy cubes
Elsa’s ice dick Elsa’s menstrual rage Elton John humping a
lion

Emma Watson’s Esmeralda face fucking

fucking hot intelligence

face-planting into Fairy Godmother faking a disability to cut

elephant shit the queues at
Disneyland
falling for the girl you farting just to teach feeding Pudge tuna
"made a man out of" Pocahontas the true
just days earlier meaning of “colours of
the wind”

finally letting go of ‘Let finding handcuffs, duct finding out that

it Go’ tape and a ball gag in Hercules is a power
Mary Poppin’s carpet bottom from his Grindr
bag profile

finding out the hard fingering fireworks

way where Wreck-It
Ralph got his name
Flounder Flynn Rider Flynn Rider’s delicious
asshole

four fingers French tickles from Fifi Frollo’s unnerving

the feather duster desire to bone a Gypsy

fucking in the back of fucking selfish seagulls fucking the Chief’s

Herbie the Love Bug daughter
gadgets and gizmos Gaston in ass-less Gaston’s décor
chaps

Gaston’s hairy chest Gaston’s incredibly Genie Jafar’s almighty

thick dick penis

Genie’s slow motion Genie's blue balls Gepetto

penile helicoptering
Geppetto explaining his Geppetto performing getting a "rim" job from
anal splinters to his vaginal ventriloquism Lightning McQueen
doctor

getting a smack with getting a well-deserved getting fingered by

the ‘gator shovel scratch while trying to Captain Hook
play “Lion King” with
your cat

getting freaky on a getting gangbanged by getting high while

Friday the lost boys smashing Minnie,
“mouse style”
getting Sebastian the getting too old for this getting your lions
crab stuck in your shit crossed
vagina

giving Lilo stitches giving Mother Gothel a glassing someone with

sympathy fuck your slipper

going from zero to hero going into the business Goofy

of defeating the Huns
Goofy’s glorious penis Goofy’s occasional Googling “Mulan’s
suppositories of grandmother nude”
wisdom

Governor Ratcliffe graphic violence, adult grievous bodily harm

language and some
sexual content

gumbo flavoured lube Gus Gus Hades' anger issues

Hakuna Matata, handling Jason Segal’s Hanna Montana taking
motherfuckers! “Muppet” a big black cock

Happy’s happiness hate sex with a Gypsy having Hades as your

explained by his sassy gay friend
unhealthy pot addiction

having no worries for having the force of a having the strength of a

the rest of your days great typhoon raging fire
having to go all the way Hercules doing push- hiding inside Mary
to work on a Saturday! ups with his penis Poppins’ carpet bag for
shits and gigs

High School Musical Hilary Duff historical revisionism

honey, I shrunk your Huey, Dewey and Louie I can’t believe it’s not
tits! Disney!
Iago's ballsack indecent exposure at Indiana Jones’ gigantic
the movie theatre ball

ingrown pubic hair Jafar’s phenomenal James P. Sullivan’s

cosmic power hairy hands
compensating for his
own impotence

Japanese Ariel fin soup Jayne and Tarzan’s wild Jessica Rabbit’s
jungle sex adventures exposed vagina
Jiminy Dickit John Smith John Smith introducing
Pocahontas to "white
meat"

joining the mile-high Kenai; the dickhead Kentucky Fried Meerkat

club with Carl bear guy
Fredrickson

killing 101 puppies in King Triton’s salty kissing a frog because

the name of fashion surprise he asked nicely
kissing a random Kocoum’s bulging Kovu; the sexiest
corpse you found in the biceps motherfucking lion
woods

Kovu's bleached Kristoff and Sven’s Kronk pulling all the

asshole rape shack right levers

Kronk’s boner Kronk’s theme music Kuzco motherfucking

concealing tent topia
laughing hysterically at leaving a large dog at letting your daughter
the end of Old Yeller home with your kids have a pet tiger, then
and calling it a Nanny telling her it’s too
dangerous to go
outside

Li Shang’s accidental Li Shang’s micropenis Li Shang’s super

vasectomy uncomfortable first time
with Mulan

licking Crème a la Lightning McQueen’s Lilo & Stitch

crème a la Edgar off a fuel port
pair of tits
losing your voice and Lumiere lying about "feeling the
winning over a Prince love tonight" just to get
with just your legs laid

Mad Hatter Maid Marian making movies based

on stories that are in
the public domain

making Pinocchio lie Maleficent Marie

while he’s eating you
out
Marlen’s dead wife marrying a man you Mary Poppins;
just met practically perfect in
every way (except for
the syphilis)

masterbating masturbating and Maui’s shapeshifting

accidentally frosting dick
your cat

Megara; the original fag Merida Mickey Mouse

hag Whorehouse
Mickey owning a dog, Mike and Sully making Miley Cyrus
while also being friends a suicide pact
with a walking, talking
dog

Miley Cyrus’ famous Minnie Mouse’s hairy Minnie’s surprisingly

anus black nipples deep sex groans

Miss-gendering Peter Moana’s desperate Moana’s moaning

Pan need to get wet
motorboating Sleeping movie theatre handjobs Mrs Nesbitt
Beauty to death

Mrs Potts giving a Mufasa finally leaving Mufasa’s death scene

"steam job" Sarabi and moving into
Rafiki’s tree just until
he gets back on his feet

Mufasa’s mighty mating Mufasa’s rotting Mulan yelling “girl

call carcass power!” and doing a
high kick
Mulan’s hairy armpits Mulan’s penis-like Mulan’s secret anal sex
clitoris fetish

Mulan's Grandmother multiple orgasms my spinach puffs!

giving a gummy blow
job

Nala’s bedroom eyes naming your other leg navigating your way
through the African
jungle wearing a yellow
floor length gown and
heels
Nemo finding himself Nemo sushi Nemo’s Mother and
siblings being
murdered

never wanting to see a not being mad, just not knowing what “Je
naked man ever again disappointed ne sais quoi” means,
even though you’re
French

Olaf with a huge black Olaf’s impaled body one of the seven
dick dwarves in a condom
organising the wedding overpriced crap P. Sherman 42 Wallaby
before you have even way Sydney
proposed

Pacha Pascal Pegasus

people automatically Perdita period blood on

assuming you’re a girl Cinderella’s blue dress
just because you’re a
ladybug
Pete’s cum-breathing Peter Pan’s extremely Phil Collins
dragon tight tights

Piglets pink pussy Pinocchio’s nose playing Cards Against

Disney

Pleasure Island Pluto poaching Dumbo for

ivory
Pocahontas taking a Pongo Pooh's psychotic rage
Tomahawk to John while suffering honey
Smith’s head withdrawals

pornographic remakes pounding Pocahontas pretending to be a man

of Disney movies

Prince Charming’s Prince Eric’s fish fetish Prince Philip

creepy foot fetish
Princess Aurora Princess Aurora Princess Jasmine
working a stripper pole

Princess Jasmine’s Princess Kida’s hairy Princess Tiana; Prince

boobs bouncing in white snatch Naveen’s dishwasher
slow motion

Princess Tiana’s junk in Princess Tiarna's beef pulling the stuffing out
the trunk curtains of Pooh and yelling
“take it bitch!”
pulling the wrong lever Pumbaa wearing a tiny Pumbaa’s definition of
raincoat and booties “babysitting”

punching a man to say Quasimodo having to Quasimodo’s firm grip

hello and then slapping wrap his huge penis and surprisingly soft
him on the behind around and disguise it hands
as a “hump”

Quasimodo’s private que pasa? Rafiki’s lit ass

time with his “bells”
Randy Newman Rapunzel’s solo sex Rapunzel’s surprisingly
tape with an apple pie tidy pubes
and her hair brush

Raven’s Home; starring realising that when you returning from

Raven Simone wish upon a star, it's Neverland to find that
probably already dead; your girlfriend is old as
just like your dreams fuck, so you marry her
Granddaughter instead

riding Donald Duck like roasting Pumbaa on a Robin Hood’s hood

a cowboy fire for a hunk of fat and
juicy meat
Robin Williams Ron Stoppable petting Roo’s Mummy issues
his naked mole-rat in
public

rough, angry sex Rufio! Rufio! Rufio! Sally the Ragdoll

literally ripping off her
tits

saving all of China saying "fuck it" and Scar

flying your house out of
there
scoring dope off Crush Scrooge McDuck Sebastian’s mood
music

seeing an eerily well seeing your village Selena Gomez

timed TV commercial burn down before your
that triggers an eyes
existential crisis and
marks your debut of
Mrs Nesbitt

serving up Piglet, halal setting your tiger onto seven little men who
style a potential suitor share a bedroom
sex noises so loud they sexy role play Shan Yu
hear you in the castle
next door

sharing the same shark bait OO HA HA! Shere Khan

strand of spaghetti with
your snooty, socialite
dog

shooting down another showing that bitch a Sid; the happy child
fucking "Wendy" bird “whole new world”
Simba and Zira, beefin’ simultaneous diarrhea Sleeping Beauty’s date
over turf and vomiting while rape drug of choice
riding the teacups at
Disneyland

slimy yet satisfying slipping Disney Dollars slurping down the

into Cinderella’s thong really slimy ones

smacking someone Smee’s sexual fantasy smiling because all of

upside the head when featuring Captain Hook China knows you’re
they say that Cinderella as a mermaid here
turned back into a
pumpkin, when
everyone knows full
well that it was her
carriage
smoking blunts with sneaking into the Scare sneaking onto the set
Pinocchio Simulator to see if the of 101 Dalmatians with
robot has hands that peanut butter on your
feel just like a real boy balls

snorting crack off snorting lines like Snow White

Mickey Mouse’s cock Dumbo

Snow White; because so much adult solving problems with

no one would have innuendo that it’s violence
liked her as "Snow basically porn
Black"
Splash Mountain spontaneously squeezing out a fart big
breaking into song enough to clear the
Savannah

squelchy sex with STAMPEDE! statistically validated

James’ giant peach stereotypes

Stockholm syndrome Street Savoir Faire strong female

characters
supercalafragilisticexpi Sven mistaking sword fighting a horse
alidocious Kristoff’s dick for a with a frying-pan
carrot

taking happy snaps of talking animals Tarzan’s awkward first

fat tourists sexual encounter with a
gorilla

taxidermy telling some guy to “be telling your Fairy

our guest” and then Godmother to bibity-
needing to buy a bobbity-back the fuck
pregnancy test up
terrible parenting that little bitch Darla that stupid bitch Aunt
Sarah from Lady and
the Tramp

the "Bra" episide of the awkward moment the bare necessities

Lizzie McGuire when you see Mickey’s
“mini”

the bloody corpse of a the burning desire the butt plug that is
baboon who tried to that’s driving you to sin Eeyore's tail
baptise a lion
the Cave of Wonders; the claaaaaaaaw the copious amount of
also known as Jafar’s lube needed to have
rape dungeon sex with Grandmother
Willow

the creepy black “Free the dangers of women the destructive

Candy” van in Cars reading dom/sub relationship
between Cinderella and
her Stepmother

the diamond in the the Disney Princesses the drug addled

rough; also known as secret club for drug aftermath of Disney
Aladdin’s arsehole fuelled orgies child actors
the erotic adventures of the extinction of the the frozen head of Walt
Pinocchio cast of The Lion King Disney attached to the
due to poaching body of a mechanical
spider

the ghost of Mufasa the grey stuff; (it’s the highest amount of
judging you from the delicious!) sexual pleasure
heavens possible

the hooker toy in Sid’s The Hunchback of the indestructible

room Notredame; also known Mushu
as “nice guys finish
last”
the King of Fools The Lion King 1 ½ the little cream filled
kind

the Matchmaker’s the Nazi episode of the occupational health

glorious ink moustache Donald Duck and safety nightmare
that is Elsa’s castle

the overbearing fishy the penis on the VHS The poison. The poison
smell of Ariel’s vagina cover of The Little for Kuzco. The poison
Mermaid chosen especially to kill
Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison.
the Queen of Heart’s the same mistake, twice the seven dwarfs
heart shaped pubes spending all their
riches on "high hoes"

the sexual tension the shallow end of the the shit that comes out
between Gaston and gene pool of Donald Duck’s mouth
LeFou

the surgeon who the terrible thing about the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki
performed Ursula’s sex Tiggers Tiki room
change operation
the vibrating toy's in the walking, talking thinking you heard the
Andy’s Mum’s bedside innuendo that is Woody wolf cry to the blue
table (also called corn moon, then
"Buzz" and "Woody") realising you were just
trippin'

Thomas O’Malley the throwing off the throwing yourself

alley cat getting fresh Emperor’s groove dramatically onto the
with your Mother nearest bed

Thumper Tiana; the token black Tick Toc Croc

Princess
Tiger Lily Timon and Pumbaa Timon and Pumbaa
awkwardly spooning

Tinker Bell Tinker Bell’s cunty-ass Tinker Bell’s tiny titties

attitude

Tom Hanks repeatedly topsy-turvey day totally dope turtles

saying the word festivities whacked out on turtle
“moist” weed
Toulouse toxic warthog farts Tramp

tripping Dopey over troll cum true love’s kiss

just for fun

turning Kuzco into a two dwarves with two hilarious Canadian

flea, a harmless little impossibly tangled moose
flea beards
two midgets shitting unreasonably laying Ursula’s cankles
into a glass slipper claim over everything
the light touches

Ursula’s complications Ursula’s tentacle porn using a dinglehopper

from Type 2 Diabetes video for your hair

using Bambi’s tears as using Malificent’s horns using Sebastian the

lubricant as a dildo, against your crab’s pincers as nipple
will clamps
using your status as vaginal burns from violently murdering
Emperor to destroy a Lumiere Princess Anna after she
whole village so you trashes your ride like a
can build yourself a lit dumb bitch
pool house

waking Sleeping Walt Disney’s Fucktasia Walt Disney’s

Beauty with a true loves uncircumcised penis
dick

wanting so much more watching The Lion King watching the new
than this provincial life in the nude Beauty and the Beast
movie and realising you
might be into bestiality
wearing a sailors shirt wearing a skanky Snow Wendy
but no pants White dress to your
little sister’s costume
party

Wendy out-staying her what ever happened to when Aladdin promises

welcome in the nursery Huey, Dewy and Louie’s to show you a "whole
parents new world", but won't
even go down on you

when Ariel licked a when the cold does Winnie the Pooh’s
sailor because she kind of bother you honey flavoured jizz
misunderstood Prince
Eric when he asked if
she had ever tasted
“semen”
wishing Ed the Hyena wondering if Ariel’s new Woody’s Roundup
would just shut the fuck carpet matches her
up drapes

Wreck-It Ralphs almost Yao; King of the rock Yoo-hoo! Big summer
rape like tendencies blow out

Yzma’s fucking scary Zac Efron Zazu’s lovely bunch of

beyond all reason coconuts
vagina
Zeus’ sexual appetite
______ and ______. The ______ is better under ______ is the best thing
best of both worlds. the sea. Disney has come out
with, since ______.

PICK 2 PICK 2

______ is the real ______ is the strangest ______. How can

reason the West Wing thing I’ve ever done. something that good be
is off limits. so wrong!

______ are friends, not ______ at Disneyland ______ can be found in

food. will probably get you an elephant graveyard.
kicked out.
______ happened to me ______ happens when ______ is a slippery
in Disney jail. you wish upon a star. slope that leads to
______.

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______ is a wish your ______ is always worth ______ is Disney’s

heart makes. spending extra money newest collectible fad.
on.

______ is how Ariel ______ is how Walt ______ is in the West

stayed alive after she Disney liked to unwind. Wing.
became human
underwater.
______ is my secret ______ is Peter Pan’s ______ is the most
power. happy thought. horrible thing to
happen in the Disney
universe.

______ is the new ______ means "family". ______ puts the 'glad'
______. in Gladiator!

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______ shaped my ______ today leads to ______ was the first

childhood, making me ______ tomorrow. thing Princess Aurora
the person I am today. and Prince Philip did
after she awoke from
her slumber.

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______ will be the next ______ will happen ______, ______, ______.
thing in Ariel's when the clock strikes Fuck, marry, kill.
collection. midnight.

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PICK 3

______. Worth fighting ______; Direct to DVD ______; If you say it

for. and Blu-ray. loud enough, you
always sound
precocious.

______; It means no ______; My secret fear. 10,000 years will give

worries, for the rest of you such a crick in the
your days. neck. It will also make
you appreciate ______!
A controversial short A lie keeps growing and A spoonful of ______
on Disney Channel growing until it is as helps ______.
featured ______. plain as ______.

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A tale as old as time; "A true hero isn’t A whole new world, a
Beauty and ______. measured by the size of new fantastic ______.
______ but the strength
of ______.

After adopting 101 After seeing the recent Alice found ______ on
Dalmatians, Roger had Disney film. My kids her second visit to
to take a second job haven’t stopped Wonderland.
______ to make ends singing ______.
meet.
All Disney princesses All you need is faith, Always let ______ be
enjoy ______. trust, and ______. your guide.

Never underestimate Anna would do Around the world with

the importance of anything for love, but Timon and ______.
______! she won’t do ______.

As a single parent, At Pizza Planet, one Bambi should have got

Andy’s mum enjoys can find an arcade revenge on his
______. game where ______ Mother’s killers by
must destroy ______. ______.

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Beauty is found within Before Belle arrived at Bibbidi-bobbidi- ______
______. the castle, Beast's only !
pleasure was ______.

Bringing up ______ on Buzz Lightyear! To Caaan you feeel ______

a first date is a terrible ______ and beyond! tonight!
idea.

Can you paint with all Captain Hook's hook Did they give you
the colors of ______? can be replaced with ______ along with all
______. those rippling
pectorals?
Dishonor on you! Disney Channel are Disney fans took their
Dishonor on your cow! running a weekend protests online
Dishonor on ______! marathon; Back to back demanding ______
episodes of ______.

Disney has given me an Disney is buying Disney needs to start

irrational fear of ______ in an attempt to focusing more on
______. appeal to a broader ______ and a lot less
audience. on ______.

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Disney presents Bed Disney World is Disney’s first colour

Knobs and ______. planning to open a new animation movie very
ride dedicated to nearly ended up being
______. ______.
Disney’s newest Disney's next villain will Do you want to build
attraction is finally be voiced by ______. ______?
here! ______.

Eat. Sleep. ______. Even miracles take a Every Disney movie has
Repeat. little bit of ______. ______ and at least one
______.

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Every Disney villain's Everybody! Everybody! Everyone was mad

plan includes ______ Everybody wants when Wreck-it-Ralph
and ______. ______. wrecked ______.

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Everything is great, Finally! Disney's new Finding ______. Now in
everything is grand, animated movie will theatres.
you’ve got ______ feature ______.
inside of your hand.

Flying is easy! Just For a time, Ariel For my next trick, I will
think of______. thought ______ was for pull ______ out of
______. ______.

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Frollo's guilty pleasure From now on, third From Quasimodo’s

is ______. base will be considered tower, you can see
______. ______.
Gaston uses ______ in George, George, God help ______.
all of his decorating. George of the jungle!
WATCH OUT FOR THAT
______!

Gone are the days of Grandmother Willow's Hakuna Matata! It

the Disney child star, two pieces of advice: means ______.
now it’s all about Always ______ and try
______. to avoid ______.

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Happiness is ______. Hercules had a hard Hey Lady! Wanna

time ______ due to his holiday with ______?
god-like strength.
High School Musical 6: Honey, I shrunk I almost won at Disney
______. ______. trivia but I got the
question about ______
wrong.

I always cry at the end I am so embarrassed! I buy a lot of Disney

of ______. Last night I had the merchandise. I can’t
weirdest sex dream wait to add ______ to
about ______. my collection!

I can show you ______. I can’t help watching I do believe in ______! I

Shining, shimmering, videos showing ______ do, I do!
splendid. on the Internet.
I don’t usually leave the I finally met my I gave her my heart and
asylum in the middle of childhood hero and all she gave me was
the night, but ______ he’s ______ ! ______.
has to be worth my
while.

I have a weird thing for I know it’s wrong, but I I never want to look at
______. am addicted to ______. ______ again.

I tried ______, and to I was a fan of I wish I could jump into

my surprise, I didn’t ______way before it the chalk painting of
hate it. was cool! ______ with Mary
Poppins.
I would happily spend I would totally get laid I’d be done see’n about
my last $100 on ______. more often if liking everything, when I see
______ was more ______ fly!
popular.

I’ll never be able to I’m ______. And you’re I’m not going to lie, the
unsee the Disney porn I watching Disney new trailer for ______
found on my Dad’s channel. got me a little hard.
laptop. ______ and
______ should never be
seen together!

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I’m not racist or I’m straight, but ______ I’ve often wondered if
anything, but I don’t could turn me gay. ______ was the
really like ______. illegitimate love child of
Snow White and Dopey.
If I gave Pudge Tuna, I’d If I saw ______ in the If Pluto is a dog, Goofy
be ______! streets, I would totally must be ______.
pass out!

If the walls of If there’s a competition If watching is all you’re

Rapunzel’s tower could for ______, I guess I’ve going to do, then you’re
talk, they would tell already won first place. going to watch ______.
stories of ______

If you don’t want If you focus on what If you weren’t you, we

______ then you you left behind, you’ll would all be ______.
shouldn’t play with never see ______.
______.

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I'll make ______ out of In an effort to boost the In order to boost ticket
you! popularity of its 'Cars' sales, Disney is making
line, Pixar is a land dedicated to
introducing ______ in ______.
the next film.

In the Lion Kingdom, In the lost city of In the middle of an

______ is the best way Atlantis, you can find isolated forest, no one
to assert your ______ in ______. can hear ______.
dominance.

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In the news today; Cory Introducing Disney’s Introducing Disney’s

Baxter, notorious con latest duo, ______ Man newest Prince, ______.
artist, was arrested and his bumbling
for______. sidekick, ______ Boy!

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It wasn't a curse that It’s dangerous to go It’s tough being an
knocked Sleeping alone! Take ______ with adult Disney fan with
Beauty out, it was you! no kids. Parents at the
______. movies always give me
strange looks when I
start ______.

It's difficult to explain Its Ursula’s creepy eels! Jane and Michael
to friends and family Flotsam and ______. Banks were very
why I know so much surprised when Mary
about ______. Poppins pulled ______
out of her carpet bag.

Kids these days don’t Lady and the Tramp Legend has it that if
appreciate the true was originally titled you kiss a frog, you will
Disney classics, such Lady and ______. experience ______
as ______
Let it go. Let it go. Like Pinocchio's nose, Like so many things,
______ never bothered ______ grows when I it’s ______ not ______
me anyway. lie. that counts.

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Look at ______ ; Isn't it Look at that Abu! It’s Look, Simba.

neat? not every day you see a Everything ______
horse with ______! touches is ______.

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Looks like I picked the Mary Poppins. ______ Me, Tarzan. You,
wrong day to quit in every way. ______.
______.
Mickey Mouse has a Mickey Mouse walked Mickey Mouse's Club
standing agreement in on Minnie doing House is really just a
with Minnie that he is ______. front for ______.
allowed to have sex
with ______, no
questions asked.

My all-time favourite My childhood was My Disney addiction is

Disney tune is the one ruined the day I saw getting out of hand! I
by ______ about ______. have memorised every
______. last detail of ______.

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My dogs, ______ and My little baby, off to My lover dumped me

______, are named after ______. when I asked them to
my favorite Disney try ______.
characters.

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My perfect day would Next on Disney Next on the list of
have to include ______, Channel! ______! Disney's unnecessary
followed by ______. sequels: ______ 2.

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No chance, no way, I No one can question Oh, I just can't wait to

won't say I'm ______. my dedication to be ______!
Disney after I got a
tattoo of ______.

On my way to the castle On second thoughts, One could get too

I saw ______. make mine ______! familiar with ______
you know.
One day in the Hundred Out of all the characters People often confuse
Acre Wood, Winnie the in Beauty and the DreamWorks films such
Pooh was awakened by Beast, it’s the guy who as ______ for Disney
______. turned into ______ who films.
I feel most sorry for.

Prince Ali brought Prince Ali turns out to Prince Charming

______ to the Sultan. be merely ______. shouted ______ to stop
Cinderella from running
away.

Prince Eric wanks to Princess Jasmine Put ______ back where

______. found herself in a sticky it came from or so help
situation after she me!!
discovered ______.
Raven saw ______ in Red! Can you move Remain seated with
her vision. over? I wanna get a your seat belts
look at ______. fastened, and keep
______ inside the
bobsled.

Remember, you’re the Robin Williams Self-love is so much

one who can fill the improvised many of his more enjoyable with
world with ______. lines as Genie in ______.
Aladdin but they cut the
part where he
improvised ______.

Since when is ______ a So just then, the sea Spare your lies
Disney Princess? cucumber looks over at temptress! Your
the mollusk and says, emperor is defeated
“with fronds like these, and I’m immune to
who needs ______?” ______.
Step 1:______ Step 2: Stop trying to make Thanks to Disney, I
______ Step 3: An ______ happen. Its not have unrealistic
instant Disney classic. going to happen. expectations about
______.

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Thanks to your new That’s so Disney! The Beast does ______

friend Ping, you will #______ #______ . to cope with the curse
spend tonight ______. placed upon him.

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The best kept Disney The "Circle of ______". The guardian of ______
secret is ______. was brought down to
protect Mulan from the
dangers of war.
The handsome Prince The latest 'Pirates of The monster in my
saved Snow White from the Caribbean' has closet is ______.
death with ______. Captain Jack Sparrow
teaming up with
______.

The most terrifying The only way to get The secret ingredient in
Disney creation of all what you want in this Princess Tiana’s
time is ______. world is through gumbo is ______.
______.

The seven dwarfs lived There are rumours that There are the usual
simply, choosing to use the next Disney live things, chocolate,
their diamonds for action re-make will be flowers, promises you
______ instead of ______. don’t intend to keep
selling them for money. and ______.
There is a little-known There’s no easy way of They popped out of the
Disney movie called explaining ______ to snow! Like ______!
The Princess and your mother.
______.

They say “guest,” but This is my third and This isn’t flying! It’s
what they mean is final wish! I wish for ______ with style!
______. ______.

This next number in our Through her sexual To free the genie, all
Fantasia program experimentation with you have to do is rub
features ______ set to Beast, Belle was able to ______.
the music of Bach. cross ______ off her
bucket list.
To last longer in bed, Trust Disney to turn Uh oh! Looks like the
Aladdin often finds ______ into a musical. seven dwarves mine
himself thinking about train is closed due to
______. ______!

Upon arriving in New Using ______ as a Watching ______

York City, Giselle found shield?! This is low always gives me the
______ disturbing yet even for you! most awkward hard on.
exciting.

What? A llama? He's When Andy walks into When I heard they were
supposed to be ______! the room, he was releasing a new ______
surprised to see all his toy, I waited in line all
toys ______. night so I didn’t miss
out.
When King Triton When life gets you When life hands you
thinks no one is down, you wanna know ______, make ______.
watching, he likes to what you gotta do?
use his trident for Just keep ______.
______.

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When my children are When the Colony faced When the Prince
old enough, I will force the danger of Hopper, transformed into Beast,
them to watch ______. Flik called upon ______ ______ turned into
to help stop them. ______.

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When you wear this When you’re going to a Whenever I hear

woven band, you hold convention, always ______, I have to sing
______ in your hand. bring ______. along.
While we’re devoting Who is afraid of the big Who is that girl I see,
full time to ______ bad ______? ______ straight back at
under the sea! me?

Why must all Disney Woody discovered Would you like to stay
villains assert their ______ in Al's Toy Barn. for dinner? Would you
dominance by ______? like to stay for ______.

You are a sad, strange YOU ARE A TOY! You’re You control your
little man. You have not the real Buzz destiny, you don’t need
______. Farewell. Lightyear! You’re ______ to do it.
______!
You men owe me You should venture You tell me where my
______! outside your comfort suit is woman! We are
zone and try ______. talking about ______!
It’s worth it!

You were secretly kind You’re never too old for You’ve got a friend in
of proud when your kid ______. ______.
got kicked out of art
class for drawing
______.

Yzma once thought Zippadee doo da

about turning Emperor zippadee ay, my oh my
Kuzco into ______. what a wonderful
______.