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D100 Things Overheard in A Tavern
D100 Things Overheard in A Tavern
1. Dragon? What Dragon? 10. Nah it's just a myth that most
2. That lady over there, I wouldn’t cemeteries are haunted. You know
talk to her, one time she turned me what is really haunted? My love
into a rabbit. life!
3. Honestly I saw this strange ghost, 11. Normally I wouldn’t tell you this,
nearly crapped my pants! but you seem like decent folk.
4. Yes everyone knows about that old 12. There was a thief hanging around
hermit, he lives by himself. Oh? the market lately, I was the one
You’ve never heard of him, let me who found him out. Caught him
tell yah. red handed, and told him to give
5. The ground shook last night! I me half, I did!
thought for a heartbeat it might 13. One time I danced with a sprite, at
have been something I ate! least I thought it was a
6. One time this bloke strolls up and sprite…. They are pretty big aren’t
tells me that he was marooned on they?
an island! And that he rode some 14. I swear to the gods! There was a
sea turtles or something, I figured little leprechaun behind the tavern
he’d had a few too many. having himself a piss. I said “Hey
7. Weirdest thing, the lights in the Buddy!”
night sky. For the most part they 15. That old horse of mine, she’s been
look like a beautiful reflection, around for years, my grandfather
something the gods dreamed up, gave it to me, it was his horse! Can
but the other night I swear I saw you believe that?
something moving up there. 16. I never gamble. Although…..
8. The barley soup at the local tavern 17. Saw some giant tracks the other
will cure just about any ailment, I day, right outside of my house!
had a wart on my foot the size of 18. Keep an eye out for those town
my big toe! It was gone the day guards, they’ll shake you down!
after yesterday. 19. Caught the biggest fish the other
9. That old priestess I’ve see her day, no word of a lie, it was this……
walking at night, talking to herself. big!
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