Corporate Demo Scripts

In order to be successful at this,

you need to know the procedures being performed.
As you go through this module,
be on the lookout for words underlined and in blue.
Hovering your mouse over them
will give you more information.
There is also a glossary of terms available,
next to the Resources tab.

This machine learning cheat sheet from Microsoft Azure

will help you choose the appropriate machine learning algorithms
for your predictive analytics solution.
First, the cheat sheet asks you about the data nature
and then suggests the best algorithm for the job.

Make a longitudinal incision overlying

the posteromedial aspect of the lower leg.
Begin at the level of the tibial tubercle
and extend the incision distally,
ending 6 cm above the ankle.
To decompress the anterior compartments,
incise the fascia overlying the anterior compartment
in the line of the skin incision.
Two separate incisions are required.
Ensure that the fascial incision extends the full length
of the skin incision.
Welcome to your new skill set.
In this guide, you’re going to learn the best ways to choose knives,
take care of them, and cut almost anything, without cutting yourself.
These aren’t necessarily the knife skills
that aspiring chefs learn at cooking school
But they are the skills that we, as home cooks,
consider the easiest and quickest routes to the food we want to cook.

Now that you’re ready to adopt a pet,

we’d like to help you find one who is right for you.
Your new pet will be with you for years,
so this is an important decision that should not be rushed into.
This video discusses important topics
and gives you great tips on what you need to know
before bringing a new pet into your home.
Commercial Demo Scripts

We’ve been longing for what once was

Sharing meals, making memories, celebrating togetherness
Now we can relive the experience
And rethink. Redesign. Restart
The art of doing things together apart
It’s not business as usual
It’s business as best we can
Your needs may have changed but
Some things will stay the same
We will always be at your service
Here there are no shortcuts to safety
Let’s start making new memories in a place of
Ease and grace, with a little extra space
Always, Rockwell
You would not believe the mother load I just dropped.
And that's how I like to keep it—
Leaving not a trace I was ever here, let alone that I just birthed a creamy behemoth from my
cavernous bowels.
Nothing is worse than stinking up the shared toilet at work.
Or the toilet at a party. Or your lover's apartment.
Of course, flushing removes the graphic evidence.
Maybe two or three flushes, if your skid marks are as tenacious as mine.
But what can be done of that subtle scent of a 300-cow dairy farm?
Aerosol air fresheners aren't the most effective option, or the healthiest...
trying to mask the stench, giving you a nice blend of chem-lab carnations with just a touch
of feces
So, how do you make the world believe your poop doesn't stink,
or in fact, that you never poop at all? Poo-Pourri.
Poo-Pourri is the before-you-go toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing
odors at the source... and save your relationships.
Simply spritz Poo-Pourri in the bowl to create a film on the water's surface
that actually traps the odors in its porcelain prison.
And when your little ass-tronauts splash down and make contact with the film,
they release Poo-pourri's pleasant aromas
so all that those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils.
Yes, it is a real product. And yes it really works.
We've sold over 4 Million bottles.
On Amazon alone, there are over 1000 reviews rating it 4.8 of 5 stars.
That's a better Amazon rating than the iPhone 5.
If it doesn't completely stop your stench from spreading,
send it back for a full refund, our unconditional stink-free guarantee.
If your poop stinks click here to get your Poo-pourri today at Poopourri.com.
So whether you need to pinch a loaf at work...
Cut a rope at a party…
Or lay a brick at your boyfriend’s
Your days of embarrassing smells or prairie-dogging it are over
Poo-pourri. Our business is to make it smell like your business never even happened.

Narration Demo Scripts

MEN WITH BLACKWATER DIE, Beryl

Markham
by Voice Actor Websites Staff
There is a feeling of absolute finality about the end of a flight through darkness. The
whole scheme of things with which you have lived acutely, during hours of roaring
sound in an element altogether detached from the world, ceases abruptly. The plane
noses groundward, the wings strain to the firmer cushion of earthbound air, wheels
touch, and the engine sighs into silence. The dream of flight is suddenly gone before
the mundane realities of growing grass and swirling dust, the slow plodding of men
and the enduring patience of rooted trees. Freedom escapes you again, and wings
that were a moment ago no less than an eagle’s, and swifter, are metal and wood
once more, inert and heavy.

DAVE BARRY
by Voice Actor Websites Staff
So your school is having a science fair! Great! The science fair has long been a
favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your
teachers hate you. Ha ha! No, seriously, although a science fair can seem like a big
“pain,” it can help you understand important scientific principles, such as Newton’s
First Law of Inertia, which states: “A body at rest will remain at rest until 8:45 p.m.
The night before the science-fair project is due, at which point the body will come
rushing to the body’s parents, who are already in their pajamas, and shout, “I just
remembered the science fair is tomorrow and we gotta go to the store right now!”

NEGOTIATE LIKE A PRO by Lisa

Bertagnoli
by Voice Actor Websites Staff
Even in these enlightened days when women are CEOS and cabinet members,
many still feel uncomfortable with blatant displays of power. Women are often afraid
to ask for what they want because they tend to confuse assertion with aggression.
Aggression implies violation. When you act aggressively, the other person will feel
angry or taken advantage of. Assertion, on the other hand, means going after what
you want without demeaning or intimidating the other person.

Character Demo Scripts