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RICE TO RICHES
ME, EAT ME. WE EAT ALL WE CAN, THE REST WE SELL. DOZENS OF
DELICIOUS FLAVORS… AND 3 SHITTY ONES. AFTER EATING DO
DRIVE OR OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY. MMM… STILL HAS THAT
NEW PUDDING SMELL IF LOVIN' RICE PUDDING IS WRONG, I DON'T Daily Candy
“Heaven’s version
WANT TO BE RIGHT. EATING TOO MUCH CAN GIVE YOU A HEART of comfort food.”

Time Out NY
ATTACK ACK, ACK, ACK, ACK, ACK. ANYTHING WORTH EATING IS “We have seen the future EAT NOW,
…and it’s Rice Pudding.” THINK L ATER
Maile Carpenter
WORTH OVER-EATING. EAT 2 RICE PUDDINGS A DAY AND A SENSIBLE
Associated Press 37 Spring Street

OFF THE EATEN PATH

“Think again if your image of Rice Pudding is a
DINNER. THINK WITH YOUR STOMACH. EAT ALL YOU WANT, YOU’RE simple milk and rice dessert.” (Between Mott and
Mulberry Street)
Daily News
ALREADY FAT EAT RIGHT, EXERCISE, DIE ANYWAY IF THERE’S NO RICE “A super chic take-out shop in Nolita that
New York, NY 10012
serves only one thing, rich and creamy Rice Tel. 212.274.0008
PUDDING IN HEAVEN “I’M NOT GOING!” NO SKINNY BITCHES!!! Pudding - in 20 varieties.”
Irene Sac Open:
• Sun-Thu 11am to 11pm
WE PUT THE XXX IN XXXL DIETING IS OPTIONAL FAT BY POPULAR New York Magazine
• Fri & Sat 11am to 1am
“Is this the age of comfort food specialist or
what? Plain vanilla for purists; pineapple basil
DEMAND LIMIT 500 RICE PUDDINGS PER CUSTOMER DIETS ARE is for thrill seekers.” To get there by Subway:
• 6 train to Spring St.
London Times
FOR QUITTERS FREE RICE PUDDING (TOMORROW). “STRESSED” “A largely unloved dessert, remembered as a • N or R trains to Prince St.
staple food of recessions, but at Rice To Riches • B, D, F or M trains to
SPELLED BACKWARD IS “DESSERTS” SLEEP TIL YOU’RE HUNGRY, EAT TIL it is an altogether more luxurious affair.” Broadway Lafayette
NY Post
• J or Z trains to Bowery
YOU’RE SLEEPY MAN DISCOVERED FARMING, INVENTED FOOD... “At Rice To Riches’ futuristically designed store
front, locals have been lining up to sample the
staggering selection of flavors.”
WOMEN DISCOVERED FOOD, Julia Szabo SIN LEGALLY
“We sell Rice Pudding, if you don’t want that,
INVENTED DIET you can have Rice Pudding, and if you don’t
want that, you can have Rice Pudding.”
EATED EQUAL
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ALL-YEAR-’ROUND RICE PUDDING FLAVORS LOCAL DELIVERY DOMESTIC SHIPPING

OLD FASHIONED ROMANCE HAZELNUT CHOCOLATE THE EDGE OF Daily from 12:00 pm to 10:00 pm.
TRADITIONAL BEAR HUG RUM RAISIN Minimum for deliveries is $17.00
FROM
UNDERSTANDING SEX DRUGS AND COAST TO COAST We accept Cash or Credit Card. STORE
VANILLA ROCKY ROAD CHEESECAKE To order call: TO
CINNAMON SLING CHOCOLATE CHIP FLIRT FLUENT IN FRENCH TOAST 212.274.0008 DOOR
We can overnight ship
MAN-MADE MASCARPONE our Rice Pudding anywhere
COCONUT COMA “OREO” GASM in the country.
WITH CHERRIES
We can arrange a www.ricetoriches.com
messenger service to
ALMOND or come in the store to our
TAKE ME TO TIRAMISU CATEGORY “5” CARAMEL deliver anywhere in
ship-it-anywhere station.
SHMALMOND Manhattan if your
address is outside of
PLAY IT AGAIN BUTTERSCOTCH BE MY BANANA
BUTTER PECAN BOULEVARD COCONUT
our free delivery area.
…we put the ipping in shipping.
We ship our Sumo and Epic sizes only.
SEASONAL RICE PUDDING FLAVORS Go to our website www.ricetoriches.com
for details and pricing.
Summer Winter Holiday SERVING SIZES
I GOTTA THE
WALTZ OF THE WILD BERRY GINGERBREAD JOYRIDE
DIVA $5.00
IN A YEAR, RICE TO RICHES
PANNA COTTA 6oz - serves 1
available in the following 4 flavors:
IT TAKES TWO
TO PEACH MANGO
THE CORNER OF
COOKIES AND CREAM
PERFECTLY LEGAL
PECAN PIE
CHEESECAKE, CHOCOLATE CHIP,
CINNAMON, CARAMEL COOKS UP
POPE PINA
RASPBERRY STATEMENT SECRET LIFE OF PUMPKIN
SOLO $ 8.50 more than
COLADA II 8oz - serves 1
00,000
HIT AND RUN CUSTARD HONEY GRAHAM FOR I’LL TAKE EGGNOG EPIC $ 9.75 servings of
MR. SMITH FOR $200 ALEX 12oz - serves 1 or 2 rice pudding.
POSSESSED BY ESPRESSO CURSE OF THE ORANGE
In order to
KEYLIME LOVE LETTERS
CHOCOLATE CHIP CRANBERRY OMNI $ 13.50 produce this,
PRICES AND FLAVORS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE.
18oz - serves 2 or 3
3 different flavors
we use over:
TOPPINGS $1.50
SUMO $ 27.50
CLOUD 9 BLESSINGS FLOURISH MISCHIEF 40oz - serves 5
WHIPPED CREAM TOASTED COCONUT TOASTED POUND CAKE BUTTERY GRAHAM CRACKER

REMEDY SPIRIT NUDGE HEARTTHROB

CARAMEL VANILLA SAUCE OATMEAL COCONUT CRUMBLE ESPRESSO CRUMBLE HOMEMADE RASPBERRY JELLY
MOBY $45.00
LOGIC BURST UNITY BLACK MAGIC 80oz - serves 10
CHOPPED MIXED NUTS OVEN ROASTED FRESH FRUIT CINNAMON RAISIN CRUMBLE CHOCOLATE CRUMBLE