Bernie Sanders Rap

Intro:
Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up for, Bernie Sanders
Verse:
Ladies Gents I'm Bernie Sanders, the Senator from Vermont
I'm sorry I can't read the rest of my speech; Can I get a bigger font?
But that's besides the point see I'm just trynna get elected
"A socialist?! He'll never win!" ha look at the crowd I've effected!
I only debate real people, I'm up against Cruz? Are you serious!
He waddles slowly on to the stage, like an orc but more delirious
Ted Cruz is a lunatic and should definitely be on probation
Look at his family line, his father was involved with the JFK assassination
I'm sorry, what was that? You call that fake news?
How is that possible when I'm in a race against "Lyin' Ted Cruz"
He thinks he's so cool but his still in his adolescence form
I'll break him faster than I broke every single social norm
This race is totally over, I should be elevated to the presidency,
Thank me later when I provide the poor with all of their residency
The rich keep getting richer, and the poor, get poorer
We need redistribution, we need a new law and order
Cruz will have us descend right into a fat disaster
Instead, lets pay for everyone's college, make education faster
And if this doesn't show him anything, then he'll never learn
If Ted Cruz doesn't give in now he'll surely FEEL THE BURN
Outro:
I’m Bernie Sanders, and I approve this message