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Efa2015 45-Years Fs Eng
Efa2015 45-Years Fs Eng
by
Andrew Haigh
SHOOTING SCRIPT
KATE
Morning.
GEOFF
Hello.
KATE
Do you want tea up here this
morning? You could sleep a little
longer.
GEOFF
Downstairs is good.
45 YEARS
KATE
Tea’s on the table.
(CONTINUED)
2.
2 CONTINUED: 2
KATE (CONT’D)
Okay Max. It’s a quick one today.
I’ve got a million things to do.
KATE
He’s never going to fix it is he?
(CONTINUED)
3.
5 CONTINUED: 5
KATE
(to Max)
Five more minutes and then we head
back.
CHRIS
Morning Mrs. Mercer.
KATE
Oh hi Chris. You’re early today.
CHRIS
I got the twins waking me at the
crack of dawn so...
KATE
Oh my God! I completely forgot.
Congratulations.
CHRIS
Cheers.
KATE
How are you both coping?
CHRIS
It’s a lot of work that’s for
sure.
KATE
I don’t doubt it for a second. But
you’ll be fine. You were always a
very capable young man.
CHRIS
You must be getting excited.
Saturday isn’t it?
KATE
Don’t remind me. There’s still so
much to do but yes - it should be
very nice.
CHRIS
Here you go.
(CONTINUED)
4.
6 CONTINUED: 6
KATE
Thank you and I’m over the moon
for the pair of you. Really, I am.
CHRIS
Thank you, Mrs. Mercer.
KATE
Honestly -- call me Kate please.
We’re not at school anymore.
CHRIS
Will do.
Kate closes the front door and takes off her jacket,
hanging it on a hook.
KATE
(calling out)
I saw Chris outside. It’s funny to
think of him even old enough to
have kids.
KATE (CONT’D)
I still can’t quite believe he
married Colin and Diane’s
daughter. I bet they hate he’s a
postman.
GEOFF (O.S.)
Who?
KATE
Colin and Diane. I wish we hadn’t
invited them to the party, they’re
such bloody snobs.
KATE (CONT’D)
Oh and I had an idea too. What do
you think of that Platters song?
5.
Kate heads into the kitchen where Geoff sits reading the
paper. His face is unshaven and his hair a mess.
GEOFF
How is it out there?
KATE
It’s nice. A little cold.
She puts the letters on the table and heads to the sink
to get water.
KATE (CONT’D)
I was thinking - what about that
Platters song?
GEOFF
What for?
KATE
The first dance.
GEOFF
Oh that’s a good idea.
KATE
You don’t think it’s a bit naff
having the same song we had at our
wedding?
GEOFF
No, I think it’s a good idea.
KATE
One less thing to think about.
KATE (CONT’D)
What is it?
KATE (CONT’D)
Geoff?
(CONTINUED)
6-7.
8 CONTINUED: 8
GEOFF
It’s a letter.
KATE
I can see that. Who’s it from?
KATE (CONT’D)
It’s in German.
KATE (CONT’D)
What does it say?
GEOFF
I can’t remember the verbs so
well, only the nouns but -- do you
remember Katya?
KATE
Who?
GEOFF
Katya. You remember.
KATE
Oh, yes. Of course. I mean it was
a long time ago but -- what’s
happened?
GEOFF
You’re not going to believe it but
they’ve found her.
KATE
What do you mean?
GEOFF
I mean they’ve found her.
KATE
Her body?
GEOFF
Exactly. In the mountains. After --
Christ, it must be fifty years.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
I think I might need a dictionary.
8.
GEOFF (O.S.)
Where do you think it might be?
There’s so much rubbish in here.
KATE
Check the plastic boxes. That’s
where the old books are.
KATE (CONT’D)
Maybe I should cancel Mr. Watkins.
GEOFF
Why do we have so many books on
DIY?
KATE
Is this what you want?
GEOFF
Yes. That’s it. Well done.
GEOFF
Turn that off, will you?
(CONTINUED)
9.
10 CONTINUED: 10
KATE
I could make some scrambled eggs.
GEOFF
I’m not hungry.
KATE
Perhaps some toast then.
GEOFF
It’s odd how it comes back to you.
The language.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
I see. Right.
KATE
What do you see?
GEOFF
I bet it’s global warming.
KATE
What is?
GEOFF
What’s happened is the snow has
completely melted and all that’s
left is the ice. And that’s how
they found her.
KATE
What do you mean?
GEOFF
She’s still there.
KATE
In the ice?
GEOFF
Yeah. A way down I’m sure but the
water is very pure up there, it
must be, so they can see her.
KATE
But they’ve taken her out?
(CONTINUED)
10.
10 CONTINUED: (2) 10
GEOFF
Not yet.
KATE
Why not?
GEOFF
Because she’s in a glacier up in
the Swiss mountains. It’s not that
easy I bet. There aren’t roads up
there.
KATE
So how do they know it’s her?
Maybe it’s not her at all.
GEOFF
They have made an assumption I
suppose, from where they found
her. Maybe they can tell from what
she’s wearing.
KATE
From what she’s wearing?
GEOFF
Why not? You remember those airmen
in Iceland. They were perfectly
preserved.
KATE
I don’t remember that.
GEOFF
I saw a documentary on it. They
looked the same as when they died
because of how quickly they froze.
KATE
And you think that’s what’s
happened?
GEOFF
I don’t know but can you imagine?
KATE
I’m not sure it works like that.
Not after all this time.
GEOFF
How strange would that be. She’ll
look like she did in 1962 and I
look like this. Fuck me.
(CONTINUED)
11.
10 CONTINUED: (3) 10
KATE
What is it?
GEOFF
Don’t be angry with me but I’m
gonna have a smoke.
Kate joins him with the plate of toast, the pills on the
side and a glass of water.
KATE
Are you alright?
GEOFF
Oh, I’m fine.
KATE
Please eat this. And take your
pills.
GEOFF
I will.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
They’ve asked if I want to go to
Switzerland.
KATE
Why would they ask that?
GEOFF
To see the body.
(CONTINUED)
12.
12 CONTINUED: 12
KATE
When?
GEOFF
Soon, I suppose.
KATE
You aren’t thinking about going?
GEOFF
I don’t know.
KATE
All the way to Switzerland?
GEOFF
It’s not that far. I bet they have
flights from Stansted.
KATE
It’s far enough.
GEOFF
So you don’t think I should?
KATE
Honestly, no. I don’t see the
point, plus we’ve got the party on
Saturday and...
GEOFF
I wasn’t thinking about going now.
Of course I wouldn’t go now.
KATE
Oh, okay, good. But still. I don’t
like the thought of you climbing a
big bloody mountain.
GEOFF
I don’t think it would involve
that.
KATE
I mean you don’t even like going
for a walk with me around the
broad and that’s as flat as a
pancake.
GEOFF
Like I said, I don’t think it
would involve that.
(CONTINUED)
13.
12 CONTINUED: (2) 12
KATE
I know, but still.
Kate stubs the cigarette out on the wall. They are both
silent a moment.
GEOFF
Don’t you have to go into town?
KATE
I can re-arrange.
GEOFF
You should go.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
I’m fine. It’s just a bit of a
shock but I’m fine.
KATE
As long as you’re sure.
GEOFF
I’m sure.
Half way through the song Kate turns it off throwing the
car into silence. A warning light comes on, flickering
and clicking. The car is low on petrol.
MR WATKINS
This is where the tables are
usually placed - the top one here,
so that everyone can see you.
KATE
We won’t be having a top table but
thank you.
MR WATKINS
Really? A top table is so lovely
at an event like this. The two of
you as a focal point of the room.
KATE
But we’re not trying to re-create
the wedding. It’s just a party.
MR WATKINS
Yes, well - it’s your choice of
course. I will say though it’s a
wonderful place location-wise for
an anniversary. It’s your 40th
isn’t it?
KATE
45th.
MR WATKINS
That’s an unusual one to
celebrate.
KATE
My husband was taken ill on our
40th so we re-arranged.
MR WATKINS
Well I must try and make this one
super special then, mustn’t I?
MR WATKINS (CONT’D)
And this really is a great venue
for such an event. So full of
history you see. Like a good
marriage. Did you know that the
‘Trafalgar Ball’ was held here?
(CONTINUED)
15.
16 CONTINUED: 16
KATE
Yes, your assistant told me last
week.
MR WATKINS
It was in 1805. Can you imagine
how incredible that must have
been? Everyone here, dressed in
their finest, celebrating such an
achievement?
KATE
Wasn’t Nelson killed?
MR WATKINS
Yes, yes, of course but the war
was won wasn’t it? We were
victorious.
KATE
We did have a top table at our
wedding though and we didn’t like
it at all. My husband thought it a
horribly bourgeois tradition. And
I just felt like we were being
lined up for the firing squad.
KATE (CONT’D)
Shall we look at the canapes list?
MR WATKINS
Yes indeed. I’ll be right back.
KATE
No rush.
KATE (CONT’D)
Well that has to go.
Kate walks down the busy street past Boots and The Gap,
overtaking a OLDER WOMAN with a stick. She stops outside
a large JEWELERS on the corner.
(CONTINUED)
16.
17 CONTINUED: 17
Turning away from the window, she takes her mobile phone
out of her pocket and speed dials a number. She lets it
ring but there is no answer. She listens to her own
voice message and then hangs up.
KATE
You haven’t listened to this for a
while.
GEOFF
Sorry love, I didn’t hear you.
KATE
How are you’re feeling?
GEOFF
I’m okay.
KATE
What did you do to your finger?
GEOFF
I was trying to mend the toilet
and - yeah, I cut my finger.
(CONTINUED)
17.
19 CONTINUED: 19
KATE
Oh dear. Did you manage to fix it?
GEOFF
It needs a new ballcock I think.
KATE
I tried calling earlier.
GEOFF
Did you leave a message?
KATE
No, but I just wanted to check you
were alright.
GEOFF
I’m okay.
KATE
Good. That’s good.
KATE (CONT’D)
What are you reading?
KATE (CONT’D)
Gracious. You giving that a go
again?
GEOFF
I just got it off the shelf,
that’s all.
KATE
You know we’ve got about three
different copies of that book and
I’m not sure either of us has got
past chapter 2.
Kate turns towards the open door and shuts it, locking
the breeze out. She turns back towards Geoff as he gets
up and puts the book back on the shelf.
GEOFF
How was your day?
(CONTINUED)
18.
20 CONTINUED: 20
KATE
Mr Watkins is a pompous git and he
knows bugger all about history. He
wanted us to have a top table.
GEOFF
Really?
KATE
Don’t worry. I said it was a
horribly bourgeois idea.
Geoff smiles.
GEOFF
That’s good.
KATE
Look, about this morning...
GEOFF
I’m sorry about this morning.
KATE
No. I’m sorry. I don’t think I was
very -- sympathetic. I felt like a
wife on American TV.
GEOFF
Don’t be silly.
Kate gets back to unpacking the rest of the food into the
larder and onto the kitchen counter.
KATE
It must have been a real shock.
Just horrible to drag all this up
again. But if you do want to talk
about it, then please --
GEOFF
Thank you.
KATE
Because that’s what I signed up
for okay?
GEOFF
Okay.
KATE
Now let me look at that bloody
finger, you big klutz.
(CONTINUED)
19.
20 CONTINUED: (2) 20
She takes his hand and looks at it. He looks very deeply
into her eyes and then kisses her. He misses her lips
first time but Kate re-adjusts her position and he gets
it second time.
KATE (CONT’D)
What’s that for?
GEOFF
Nothing.
GEOFF
It has been an odd day.
KATE
I’m sure.
GEOFF
I just stayed in the house for a
long time grappling with the
ballcock but you were right, I
hardly go walking anymore and it
was a nice day so...
He trails off.
KATE
Where did you go?
GEOFF
Just to the village.
KATE
To buy cigarettes?
GEOFF
(sheepish)
No.
KATE
I haven’t lost my sense of smell
you know - I just don’t want you
and then me smoking again.
GEOFF
I know. I won’t.
(CONTINUED)
20.
21 CONTINUED: 21
KATE
Sorry. You were saying.
GEOFF
So I was in the village and I
don’t really know what happened
but that racist bitch from the
community centre --
KATE
Sandra Wilkins?
GEOFF
Yes, her. She just came up to me,
right up to my face and she kept
asking if I was alright and she
wouldn’t believe me when I said I
was.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
And really I wasn’t doing
anything. Nothing. I was just
minding my own business, sitting
on the bench near the postbox,
getting some damn air.
KATE
All done.
GEOFF
That’s all I was doing, I promise.
KATE
I believe you. Just ignore her.
She’s a dreadful woman anyway. No-
one listens to a word she says.
KATE (CONT’D)
Why don’t I make some fish pie
tonight?
KATE
Is it alright?
GEOFF
It’s good.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
Drop more?
KATE
Yes. Thanks.
KATE (CONT’D)
I’ve been thinking.
GEOFF
About what?
KATE
I wanted to ask you something that
I don’t quite understand.
GEOFF
Yes?
KATE
Why did they write to you?
KATE (CONT’D)
I mean I know she was your
girlfriend but I don’t get why
they wrote to you.
Geoff returns to the table with the wine and pours some
into Kate’s glass. He doesn’t answer her question.
KATE (CONT’D)
After all these years. I mean how
did they even have our address?
(CONTINUED)
22.
22 CONTINUED: 22
GEOFF
I think I must have given it to
them when we moved here, back when
we moved here.
KATE
Given it to who?
GEOFF
The Swiss authorities. I must have
given it to them, or my parents
address anyway, after it happened
and I came home. I guess I just
updated it after that.
KATE
Every time we moved?
GEOFF
Twice. We’ve only moved twice.
KATE
And you didn’t think to tell me?
Geoff is defensive.
GEOFF
It wasn’t that important. I would
have just done it alongside
everything else I suppose - the
bank, the electric, the car
insurance.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
What?
KATE
It’s hardly the same thing as the
car insurance, you have to know
that.
GEOFF
I’m just saying it wasn’t that
important. I just did it.
Geoff goes back to his food but he looks guilty and Kate
can see it. She decides not to push it right now.
(CONTINUED)
23.
23 CONTINUED: 23
KATE
What?
GEOFF
There’s something I want to tell
you.
KATE
Okay.
KATE (CONT’D)
What is it?
GEOFF
I’m pretty sure I told you before
but you’re right - it was a long
time ago so I could be wrong.
KATE
Yes...
GEOFF
I was her next of kin.
KATE
What do you mean?
GEOFF
Officially -- I was her next of
kin.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
I’m sure I told you before but --
KATE
(remaining calm)
I think I would’ve remembered my
husband being another woman’s next
of kin. Why?
GEOFF
Why what?
KATE
Why were you her next of kin?
GEOFF
Because they thought we were
married.
(CONTINUED)
24.
23 CONTINUED: (2) 23
KATE
Who did?
GEOFF
The authorities. People.
KATE
And why did they think that?
GEOFF
Well, I suppose because we told
them we were.
KATE
But you weren’t though, were you?
GEOFF
Married? Hell! Of course not! We
just had to pretend so people
would let us stay in their homes.
It was different in those days and
then after the accident...
KATE
You’re not lying to me? I don’t
want to find out I’ve been a
bigamist all these years.
GEOFF
How could you be a bigamist? She
was dead. And we weren’t. She just
wore a ring on her finger, just a
small wooden one, like a curtain
ring but it wasn’t real. It was
made from oak.
KATE
Oak?
GEOFF
But it wasn’t real.
KATE
Okay. Well -- you should have just
told me. You should have, Geoff.
GEOFF
Yes. I know. I mean I thought I
had but if I hadn’t it was just
because we had got together and
it’s not something you tell your
beautiful new girlfriend is it?
KATE
I suppose not.
(CONTINUED)
25.
23 CONTINUED: (3) 23
KATE (CONT’D)
What’s wrong with your clock?
GEOFF
What do you mean?
GEOFF (CONT’D)
I took the batteries out. I’ll put
them back tomorrow.
KATE
Why did you take them out?
GEOFF
Because it was annoying me. The
tick has always been too loud but
I’ll put them back tomorrow - the
batteries.
KATE
Look, I think I might take a bath
before bed. I’ve a lot to do
tomorrow.
GEOFF
Are you sure you’re alright?
KATE
Yes. I am. Really. And well - I
can hardly be cross with you about
something that happened before we
existed can I?
GEOFF
Not really.
KATE
Still...
GEOFF
I know. Again, I’m sorry. Go have
your bath and I’ll follow you up
in a sec.
She smiles.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
I just want to catch the end of
the news.
26.
GEOFF
It doesn’t even feel like it was
me that was there. It’s like I
don’t see it through my own eyes
anymore. Do you know what I mean?
KATE
How long had you been up there?
GEOFF
Six or seven weeks I suppose but
it felt a lot longer. We had a map
to start with, I’ve still got it
somewhere but it was so bloody
unreliable. We were getting higher
into the mountains and I decided
it was best to find someone, you
know, to help us get to the
Italian border.
KATE
A guide?
(CONTINUED)
27.
27 CONTINUED: 27
GEOFF
Yes but he wasn’t really a guide,
he was just a swarthy little
bastard who thought he was Jack
Kerouac.
KATE
You always did hate Kerouac.
GEOFF
That’s true.
KATE
Maybe you were jealous.
GEOFF
Of Jack Kerouac?
KATE
Of the guide.
GEOFF
Oh.
KATE
Did he flirt with her?
GEOFF
Well they did have the language
and my German wasn’t great and
what with his accent. They laughed
a lot. He would make all these
jokes that I didn’t get.
KATE
Oh God. I bet you didn’t like
that.
Geoff lies on his back and orders the past in his head.
Kate pulls up the duvet a little as if the room is
getting cold.
GEOFF
They were walking up ahead, more
than they needed to perhaps or
maybe I let them, I don’t know. We
were on a track around this rock
and the glacier was on the right
below us. Way down. A beautiful
thing it was, you would love the
landscape out there, really you
would.
KATE
I’m sure.
(CONTINUED)
28.
27 CONTINUED: (2) 27
GEOFF
They were out of sight, around the
corner and the last sound but one
that I heard was her laughter and
Christ did it annoy me - but then
there was her scream.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
It wasn’t a loud scream neither.
More like an outpouring of air
from her lungs, from the shock I
suppose. It was low and guttural
not like her voice which was soft
and higher-pitched.
KATE
That’s -- horrible. Just horrible.
GEOFF
Yes.
KATE
And then what?
GEOFF
That was it really. When I got
there she was gone and Jack
Kerouac was looking down this
hole, a fissure really, like a
narrow crack in the ground. Do you
remember that one we saw in
Scotland?
KATE
Yes.
GEOFF
It was like that, only this was
much deeper. And he was just
standing there. His face, oddly,
seemed almost yellow.
KATE
Was she blonde?
GEOFF
What?
KATE
Did she have blonde hair?
GEOFF
She had dark hair.
(CONTINUED)
29.
27 CONTINUED: (3) 27
KATE
Like me then. I mean not now.
GEOFF
Yes.
KATE
And how old was she?
GEOFF
Two years or so older than me and
this was ‘62 so what’s that --
KATE
About 27.
GEOFF
Yes.
A beat.
KATE
You know my mum died that year
too.
GEOFF
She did?
KATE
I don’t know why that’s funny but
it is.
GEOFF
Funny?
KATE
Well, we didn’t know each other
then but we were both going
through something very unpleasant
and yet we’ve never really talked
about it. In the all years we’ve
been together.
GEOFF
No. I suppose we never did.
They are both quiet. Kate turns and lies on her back.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
I’m tired.
KATE
Shall I turn the light off?
GEOFF
Okay.
(CONTINUED)
30.
27 CONTINUED: (4) 27
KATE
I’m pretty tired too.
Kate switches off the light and the room is thrown into
darkness.
KATE
Morning.
GEOFF
Thought I might come to town with
you, if you don’t mind.
KATE
Of course I don’t mind.
GEOFF
I wanted to go to Thorns and pick
up a new ballcock.
(CONTINUED)
31.
31 CONTINUED: 31
KATE
Oh good.
GEOFF
Do you want some water?
KATE
Sure.
GEOFF
Do you think my library card is
still valid?
KATE
I can’t see why not.
GEOFF
I might pop in there if there’s
time. Have a browse.
KATE
We could grab lunch if you wanted.
GEOFF
Sure.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
Right. I’m gonna go do what I have
to do but give me a shout when
you’re ready.
KATE
I’ve some calls to make. I need to
speak to the florist and then I’m
done.
GEOFF
Great.
(CONTINUED)
32.
32 CONTINUED: 32
KATE
You know what I was thinking about
this morning?
GEOFF
What?
KATE
When I picture her, I can’t help
but think of Jean Seberg or Jeanne
Moreau or one of those other
French actresses.
GEOFF
Katya was German.
KATE
No, I know, of course. But like
one of those girls - sitting on
the Left Bank, smoking a Gauloise,
drinking Cafe au Lait.
GEOFF
Cafe au Lait?
KATE
You know what I mean. Was she an
intellectual?
GEOFF
I suppose.
KATE
In what way?
GEOFF
She was a Marxist. She read a lot.
KATE
A real one?
GEOFF
Yes. But this 1962. Lots of people
were Marxists before they turned
into Socialists.
KATE
Not in Harrogate.
GEOFF
This was on the continent. It was
different.
(CONTINUED)
33.
32 CONTINUED: (2) 32
KATE
Do you think that’s where you got
it from?
GEOFF
Got it from?
KATE
Just that a person becomes
influenced when they spend a lot
of time with someone. I certainly
did when I met you.
Geoff opens the window a little, letting the cold air in.
He doesn’t answer.
KATE (CONT’D)
Don’t get me wrong - I liked it
when you were a Socialist.
GEOFF
I still am.
KATE
You’d always bring up the class
struggle when we went to my
Father’s for dinner. It made him
crazy.
GEOFF
I don’t remember you liking it
much at the time.
KATE
Well, maybe that’s true but deep
down - I don’t know. The idealism
of youth can be very attractive.
Isn’t that what drew you to her?
GEOFF
It was a long time ago.
KATE
Do you mind closing the window?
Kate and Geoff walk down the hill, past JARROLDS the
department store.
(CONTINUED)
34.
33 CONTINUED: 33
KATE
Are there different types of ball-
cocks?
GEOFF
What?
KATE
Or are they all the same size?
GEOFF
What time are we meeting for
lunch?
KATE
One o’clock okay? King of Hearts?
GEOFF
Okay.
KATE
And if you make it to the library
do you fancy getting me something?
GEOFF
Like what?
KATE
I don’t know. You choose. But
nothing trashy.
GEOFF
Right. I’ll see you in a bit then.
KATE
Will do.
SALES MANAGER
Is he a watch person?
(CONTINUED)
35.
34 CONTINUED: 34
KATE
What do you mean?
SHOP MANAGER
Does he like watches?
KATE
He used to have a watch. Does that
make him a watch person?
SHOP MANAGER
Was it gold or silver?
KATE
Silver I think.
SHOP MANAGER
Then maybe this one.
KATE
How much is it?
SHOP MANAGER
Three hundred and twenty pounds.
KATE
That’s expensive.
SHOP MANAGER
Well it is a special watch for a
special occasion so --
KATE
Still it’s a lot of money for
something that just tells the
time. Does it have a guarantee?
SHOP MANAGER
It will last a lifetime I promise,
it will never slow down and it
will never stop.
KATE
If only.
SHOP MANAGER
Sorry?
KATE
Can I think about it?
(CONTINUED)
36.
34 CONTINUED: (2) 34
SHOP MANAGER
Of course. And when you come back
you should think of what you would
like to have engraved.
KATE
Engraved?
SHOP MANAGER
Yes, you can have a message on,
something special perhaps,
something that will sum up your
feelings.
The cafe is busy. Kate reads the menu as she waits for
her husband. He is clearly late. Finally he arrives,
carrying an opaque CARRIER BAG. He makes his way over to
the table.
GEOFF
Sorry I’m late.
KATE
Don’t worry.
KATE (CONT’D)
Did you get the thing?
GEOFF
What thing?
KATE
The ball-cock?
GEOFF
They have to order it. I can pick
it up in a few days.
WAITRESS
Sorry for the wait. We are crazy
busy today. What can I get you
both?
GEOFF
The soup of the day please.
(CONTINUED)
37.
35 CONTINUED: 35
WAITRESS
It’s spring leak and jersey
potato.
GEOFF
That will do.
WAITRESS
And for you?
KATE
Oh Christ, I can’t remember what I
wanted.
KATE (CONT’D)
I’ll have a ciabatta with the
crayfish and spicy tomato sauce.
WAITRESS
That’s a great choice. Anything to
drink?
GEOFF
A coffee but just a black one.
KATE
And I’ll have a latte please, but
after the food.
WAITRESS
Sure.
GEOFF
A latte? Fancy!
KATE
(she isn’t angry)
Oh piss off.
KATE (CONT’D)
So did you get me something from
the library.
GEOFF
Oh shit. I completely forgot.
KATE
Geoff. Honestly.
(CONTINUED)
38.
35 CONTINUED: (2) 35
GEOFF
I’m sorry.
KATE
So, what did you get?
Geoff has hardly touched his soup and they have moved
onto their coffees, Kate’s latte is in a tall fancy
glass.
KATE
We recycle. That’s something.
GEOFF
Do we?
KATE
Most of the time. I try to,
anyway.
GEOFF
Well we should.
KATE
You’re more than welcome to start
cleaning out the dog food cans and
putting them in the right bin.
GEOFF
Because these glaciers are melting
faster than anyone imagined and
the water’s just not coming down.
KATE
It has to come down somewhere.
GEOFF
That’s the point. It’s saturating
the rock beneath and building up
and up.
KATE
Like a dam.
(CONTINUED)
39.
36 CONTINUED: 36
GEOFF
Yes. It’s as if it’s waiting,
waiting, waiting and then SWOOSH!
GEOFF (CONT’D)
And there won’t be any warning. It
will just come down like a
Tsunami, wiping out everything in
its path...
GEOFF (CONT’D)
...schools, churches, people in
cafes drinking their coffee, old
men in their shops tinkering with
their cuckoo clocks.
KATE
What is it?
GEOFF
And if they hadn’t found her,
that’s when she’d have come down,
with all that rock and debris. But
we’d have been long dead then I
suppose. We’ll be nothing but
ashes.
KATE
Christ, it’s Lena. And - oh good,
Sally too.
KATE (CONT’D)
Do you mind putting that away?
(CONTINUED)
40.
36 CONTINUED: (2) 36
He doesn’t react.
KATE (CONT’D)
Geoffrey. Please.
She gently closes the book and Geoff puts it away in the
carrier bag as the door opens. Lena, George and Sally
enter with shopping bags.
LENA
You screening my calls, Kate?
KATE
Why didn’t you tell me Sally was
in town?
LENA
If you’d answered your phone.
SALLY
So nice to see you.
KATE
It’s so nice to see you! It’s been
ages.
SALLY
I know! You look fantastic.
KATE
Oh, you’re too sweet.
SALLY
It’s bloody true.
KATE
And where’s little Charley? I’m
desperate to meet him.
SALLY
Jake’s bringing him up on
Thursday. He’ll just love you, I
know it.
Kate can’t help but feel a little teary and Kate hugs her
again.
KATE
Such a nice surprise.
41.
SALLY
Oh Mum, that’s enough. No-one
likes seeing pictures of people’s
kids, they only pretend.
LENA
I can’t help it if I’m proud of my
grandson.
KATE
They’re lovely photos.
LENA
Aren’t they? Sally is learning to
be a photographer.
KATE
I’m doing an evening course. It’s
nothing grand.
LENA
Yes, but it could be the start of
something couldn’t it?
KATE
Well they are lovely and Charley
is very cute.
KATE (CONT’D)
Geoff. Isn’t this a lovely photo?
GEORGE
I took it up three months ago and
it’s a good instrument to learn.
And you can play all kinds of
things on the Ukulele. It’s not
just Fornby which is good because,
as you know, I always hated him.
(CONTINUED)
42.
37 CONTINUED: 37
LENA
Everyone has to start somewhere.
SALLY
It’s a hobby mum, not a career
change.
KATE
I’m not sure Geoff wanted to go
for a drink.
LENA
It’s either that or he goes
shopping with us.
KATE
Maybe we should all go to the pub.
You know what he’s like with
daytime drinking.
LENA
He’ll be alright. Anyway it gives
him time to vent.
KATE
About what?
LENA
About you.
SALLY
Mum!
LENA
Okay well not you as such, but
about the party?
SALLY
(to Kate)
Kate - ignore her.
LENA
I can’t even begin to think about
how awful George was before our
40th. I was this close to
divorcing him.
(CONTINUED)
43.
38 CONTINUED: 38
She makes a sign with her fingers. Sally and Kate look
at each other. Sally makes a face and shakes her head.
Kate smiles.
LENA (CONT’D)
Now you too - no ganging up on me.
KATE
Was George really that bad? You
never said anything.
LENA
He was pretty vile.
KATE
Why do you think that was?
LENA
I thought about it a lot at the
time. First I thought it was
because of me, then I thought
maybe it was him and he just
didn’t love me anymore.
KATE
Oh, don’t say that - I’m sure that
was never in doubt.
LENA
But in the end I decided it was
just because he had a penis.
LENA (CONT’D)
Men have very clear expectations.
KATE
Of what?
LENA
Oh I don’t know - of what they
should achieve, I suppose. Then
along come these milestones and it
just reminds them doesn’t it?
(CONTINUED)
44.
39 CONTINUED: 39
KATE
That they never got there.
LENA
Exactly. That they didn’t climb
Everest or invent anything. They
didn’t turn out to be Clint
Eastwood.
KATE
I don’t think Geoff even likes
Clint Eastwood.
LENA
And the irony is of course that
Clint isn’t even Clint, not when
he’s at home with his wife
watching Coronation Street and
eating chicken pie.
LENA (CONT’D)
But I do genuinely think that men
care about their obituaries more
than we do. Maybe it’s something
in their biology or their genes.
KATE
I’d say it’s more cultural than
anything else.
LENA
Either way. We’re just more
pragmatic a sex. Aren’t we?
KATE
Perhaps.
LENA
What? I think it’s gorgeous.
KATE
Let’s keep looking.
KATE
So are you saying I shouldn’t be
having the party?
(CONTINUED)
45.
40 CONTINUED: 40
LENA
Of course not.
KATE
But maybe you’re right. It’s a lot
of pressure and I hate parties at
the best of time. I never even
celebrate my birthday.
LENA
No, you have to.
KATE
Why?
LENA
Because that is the strange thing.
George was awful but then do you
remember him at the actual party?
Kate shrugs.
LENA (CONT’D)
How much he cried? And not only
during the speeches.
KATE
Oh yes. He was very sweet.
LENA
And I think that’s why these
things are important.
KATE
To make our husbands cry?
LENA
Not just husbands but all men.
It’s always them that break at
these things - at Sally’s wedding,
at Charley’s christening. We hold
it together because we already
know how important these things
are.
KATE
Geoff isn’t much of a crier.
LENA
I bet he cried at your wedding.
KATE
I don’t remember.
(CONTINUED)
46.
40 CONTINUED: (2) 40
LENA
If it is some weird twist of
evolution that needs men to be
obsessed about their obituaries
then maybe it’s ours to nudge our
delusional pig-minded husbands
into realizing what’s really
important before they kill
themselves, you know, from the
misery.
KATE
This isn’t cheering me up much.
LENA
Why do you need cheering up?
KATE
I don’t. I’m fine.
LENA
This is completely beautiful. I
couldn’t wear it in a million
years but you have to try it on.
LENA
(from outside)
Are you done? Come show us. I’ve
prepared myself for my intense
jealously.
SALLY
Come on Kate.
KATE
I’ve already taken it off.
SALLY
And?
KATE
It’s not for me.
47.
KATE
Are you alright?
GEOFF
Yep.
KATE
How was George?
KATE (CONT’D)
What does that mean?
GEOFF
I had to get through it with
drink. I don’t know what’s
happened to him. I mean how can a
person talk for so long about a
ukulele.
KATE
He’s always been a little boring.
GEOFF
That’s true.
KATE
And he’s always been into his
hobbies. There was the stargazing
stage, a stone polishing stage --
GEOFF
A pickling stage.
KATE
We’ve still got some of his
gherkins in the garage.
GEOFF
I don’t think I’m a fan of
hobbies. Every time a quiz show
host asks a guest about his
hobbies it always makes me mad.
Who gives a fuck? Why not ask them
about their politics or their
religion?
(CONTINUED)
48.
42 CONTINUED: 42
A beat.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
And you wouldn’t believe it but
George has decided that he likes
the coalition now. I told him I
thought Cameron was a fat-faced
posh little cunt.
KATE
Geoff! Honestly.
GEOFF
I’m sorry. I know you hate that
word but he is.
KATE
I know but still...
KATE (CONT’D)
Did you say anything to him?
GEOFF
About what?
KATE
About her.
GEOFF
Of course not and I’m not going to
either. Did you tell Lena?
KATE
No.
GEOFF
Good. This is nothing to do with
anyone but us.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
I’m going to shut my eyes for a
bit. I’m worse for the drink.
(CONTINUED)
49.
43 CONTINUED: 43
KATE
Morning.
GEOFF
Sorry I drifted off again.
KATE
What did you think of Sally’s
photos?
GEOFF
What?
KATE
Her photos. She’s got a good eye.
God knows why she ended up in
education.
GEOFF
You ended up in education.
KATE
Sometimes I think it’s a shame we
don’t have more photos around the
house.
GEOFF
We can put some up.
KATE
But we don’t have any? Not really,
not like Lena does with her
display wall.
GEOFF
Less said about that the better.
KATE
I suppose it’s because they’ve got
children and now grand-children. I
guess we didn’t see the point of
just taking pictures of ourselves.
It seemed a bit vain.
GEOFF
You used to say that everyone
talking photos all the time ruined
anyone having any fun.
(CONTINUED)
50.
43 CONTINUED: (2) 43
KATE
Did I? That sounds like something
I’d say. You used to have that
camera too.
GEOFF
A Yashica.
KATE
Was it?
GEOFF
I’ve still got it. It’s in the --
loft.
KATE
Now we’re older though I think
it’s a shame.
GEOFF
What would you want photos of?
KATE
I don’t know. Max as a pup or
Tessa before her or when we
decorated Clitheroe and you
hammered that nail into your hand.
GEOFF
You want a photograph of that?
KATE
You know what I mean - it was our
first house together.
GEOFF
Yes. It was.
KATE
It was my first house away from my
parents, from my father’s.
A brief beat.
KATE (CONT’D)
I suppose at the time you don’t
think those memories are that
important. But they’re the things
aren’t they?
(CONTINUED)
51.
43 CONTINUED: (3) 43
GEOFF
I’d want a picture of you at the
Leeds Mecca on Rock’n’Roll
Wednesdays.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
You were a bloody knock out.
KATE
That’s where we met.
GEOFF
I know.
KATE
It’s weird to even think about us
back then. I wasn’t even twenty
and you seemed so cool. That
cigarette hanging out of your
mouth.
GEOFF
Tell you what.
KATE
What are you doing?
GEOFF
Why don’t we move the coffee
table?
KATE
Oh bugger off.
GEOFF
Why not?
KATE
I’m not prancing around the living
room at this time of night.
“The night was clear and the moon was yellow and the
leaves came tumbling down...”
Then it kicks in. Kate is expert Rock ‘n’ Roll dancer but
Geoff is pretty rubbish.
(CONTINUED)
52.
44 CONTINUED: 44
KATE
Let’s go upstairs.
KATE
Go get in bed. I’ll be there in a
sec.
She searches past pills and lotions until she finds what
she is looking for - a TUBE OF LUBRICANT, probably past
it’s sell by date.
Kate and Geoff are in bed, kissing. Kate pulls off her
nightie and Geoff tenderly caresses her.
GEOFF
Sorry.
KATE
Why don’t you let me go on top?
(CONTINUED)
53.
46 CONTINUED: 46
GEOFF
No, I’m nearly there.
KATE
That’s it.
KATE (CONT’D)
(whispering)
Open your eyes.
KATE (CONT’D)
It’s alright.
KATE (CONT’D)
What can I do?
GEOFF
You’re doing fine.
KATE
Are you sure you don’t want me to
go on top?
GEOFF
No.
KATE
You always liked me on top.
KATE (CONT’D)
Geoff?
GEOFF
What?
KATE
It’s fine. It doesn’t matter.
(CONTINUED)
54.
46 CONTINUED: (2) 46
GEOFF
I know it doesn’t.
KATE
It’s been a while that’s all. I
wouldn’t worry about it.
GEOFF
Can we just go to sleep.
KATE
Of course.
Kate opens her bedroom door. She can see the attic
ladder is down. She walks towards it, barefoot and looks
up into the darkness.
KATE
What are you doing?
There is no answer.
KATE (CONT’D)
Geoff?
Still nothing.
KATE (CONT’D)
If you break your neck I am not
coming up there to get you.
GEOFF (V.O.)
Go back to bed.
(CONTINUED)
55.
48 CONTINUED: 48
KATE
No.
KATE (CONT’D)
Jesus Christ Geoff. You look
terrible. You need to come down,
this is ridiculous.
GEOFF
I’m okay.
KATE
What’s in your hand?
GEOFF
Nothing.
A beat.
KATE
Is it her?
GEOFF
I found it.
KATE
You didn’t find it. You went
looking for it in the middle of
the night and that’s not the same
thing at all -- let me see.
GEOFF
No.
KATE
Please. I want to see it.
GEOFF
Please, Kate. Just go back to bed.
KATE
Show me the bloody picture.
KATE (CONT’D)
Thank you.
56.
Back in bed and with the light still on, Kate listens as
Geoff climbs down the ladder. She expects him to come
back into the bedroom but he doesn’t.
KATE
I’ve taken Max for his walk but
you’ll have to make your own tea
I’m afraid.
KATE (CONT’D)
I need you to call the DJ if
that’s alright. I’ve left a list
of songs but you should add
anything you want.
GEOFF
(exhausted)
Kate?
KATE
Can you ring Val too? I don’t know
why they haven’t replied but I
need to finalise the table plans.
And you brother too. I want to
know if the kids are definitely
coming.
GEOFF *
I’m sorry about last night. It *
won’t happen again. *
GEOFF (CONT’D) *
I promise. *
(CONTINUED)
57.
50 CONTINUED: 50
KATE *
Okay. *
GEOFF *
Where are you going? *
KATE *
It’s Wednesday. *
GEOFF *
Oh yes. *
LENA
Are you going to get someone to do
your make up on Saturday?
KATE
I wasn’t going to.
LENA
Because I know a girl. She keeps
it very subtle so you don’t need
to worry about looking like a
hooker.
(CONTINUED)
58.
52 CONTINUED: 52
LENA (CONT’D)
Sally has this amazing roll on
thing that zaps away those dark
circles. I’m sure you could borrow
it.
KATE
If you think I’m looking tired,
you can just tell me.
LENA
You look tired.
KATE
I look fine.
LENA
I’m just telling you what George
said. I’m not trying to upset you,
really I’m not.
KATE
I’m not upset but you’re not
telling me anything. You’re just
saying that Geoff was in a strange
mood.
LENA
Well that’s what George said.
KATE
Did Geoff say something?
LENA
Like what?
KATE
That’s what I’m asking you.
LENA
About the party?
KATE
No, not about the party.
LENA
They were talking about politics.
(CONTINUED)
59.
53 CONTINUED: 53
KATE
That’s it? Geoff told me that
already.
LENA
Did he tell you how aggressive he
got? That’s what George said.
KATE
I’m sure George can stand up for
himself.
LENA
He said he was acting like he used
to.
KATE
Meaning?
LENA
Like that time he kept calling me
a fascist in front of everyone at
my birthday barbecue just because
I dared to say Thatcher wasn’t
doing such a bad job. I mean I
hadn’t even voted for her --
LENA (CONT’D)
It wasn’t funny, Kate.
KATE
No.
LENA
It was very upsetting. He kept
doing the Nazi salute.
LENA (CONT’D)
Okay, it was a little bit funny.
KATE
Look, I think we should just stop
this conversation and you were
right, I am tired today so I’m
sorry.
LENA
No, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have
brought it up.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
60.
53 CONTINUED: (2) 53
LENA (CONT'D)
I know you’re under a lot of
pressure and I just wondered if
Geoff was alright that’s all, you
know after our talk.
KATE
He’s fine. Geoff is Geoff and
sometimes he gets over passionate.
LENA
I suppose that’s what you fell in
love with?
KATE
Yes.
KATE (CONT’D)
You’re bloody kidding me.
Kate turns the radio off, throwing the car into silence.
Lena looks at her, baffled.
LENA
And let’s not tell them about our
conversation. I don’t want Geoff
to think that George has been
talking to me and George told me
not to say anything to you so --
KATE
I won’t say anything.
LENA
But just one final thing.
KATE
Yes?
LENA
He also said he wasn’t sure he
wanted to go to Crawley’s
tomorrow.
(CONTINUED)
61.
54 CONTINUED: 54
KATE
Geoff said that?
LENA
Yes. And it’s been organized for
so long. George was looking
forward to getting the old gang
together but if --
KATE
Did he say why?
LENA
I don’t think so.
KATE
I’ll speak to him.
LENA
I mean perhaps it doesn’t matter.
KATE
I’ll speak to him.
KATE (CONT’D)
I could really do without this
today.
Kate and Lena herd about twenty OLD AGE PENSIONERS, all
ladies and two of them in wheelchairs to the water’s
edge. The SOUTHERN COMFORT - a Mississippi style paddle
cruiser - waits for them.
56 OMITTED 56
CAPTAIN (V.O.)
So a little history lesson -
people think these broads have
always been here but it’s not
true.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
62.
57 CONTINUED: 57
CAPTAIN (V.O.) (CONT'D)
The Romans excavated the peat bogs
for fuel and this was a tradition
that was handed down through the
years to the monks in medieval
times.
CAPTAIN (V.O.)
It was around this time that the
water levels started to rise and
the whole area flooded. After
that, the merchants used these
newly created waterways for
transport and new channels were
cut and made deeper and wider,
making the broads as we know it
today. Then came the tourists and
the tours and now - here we all
are.
KATE
(under her breath)
And here we all are.
Kate escapes up the steps to the top deck and the open
air. She is alone. She holds onto the railing as the
boat passes a derelict church rising from the reeds.
LENA
I wondered where you’d got to.
KATE
The smell of gasoline was making
me nauseous.
LENA
They seem to be enjoying
themselves.
(CONTINUED)
63.
59 CONTINUED: 59
KATE
I really want a cigarette.
LENA
Really?
KATE
I always liked smoking in this
kind of weather.
LENA
Are you going to tell me what’s
wrong?
KATE
I just feel a little strange
today, that’s all.
LENA
Strange how?
KATE
Did you hear what the Captain was
saying?
LENA
About what?
KATE
About the broads. About how the
only reason we’re here at all is
that the Romans needed peat for
fuel.
LENA
What on earth are you talking
about?
KATE
So imagine if they’d found their
fuel in say Chelmsford or Lincoln.
These broads wouldn’t be here and
we’d be none the wiser. We’d be on
the pier in Great Yarmouth, having
possibly a much nicer time.
LENA
Great Yarmouth is not somewhere
you could ever have a nice time.
KATE
Lena, it’s a metaphor. I’m using
it as a metaphor.
(CONTINUED)
64.
59 CONTINUED: (2) 59
LENA
Oh.
PENSIONER
Lena? Are you up there?
LENA
What is it?
PENSIONER
Margaret’s had an accident.
LENA
What sort of accident?
PENSIONER
In the toilet.
LENA
Christ.
(to Kate)
Are you sure you’re alright?
KATE
Of course I am. I’m always
alright.
LENA
What’s he doing? Is he smoking
again?
LENA (CONT’D)
Geoffrey! Stub that out and get in
car!
(CONTINUED)
65.
61 CONTINUED: 61
LENA
You can drop me off on the corner
and I can walk home.
KATE
Don’t worry. I’ll drop you off.
LENA
I hope you’ve got your speech
prepared. I want to hear nice
things about Kate on Saturday.
GEOFF
I’ll be down in a minute.
KATE
I didn’t have time to get anything
fresh.
GEOFF
That’s okay.
KATE
Did you call the DJ?
(CONTINUED)
66.
63 CONTINUED: 63
GEOFF
Do you want me to call now?
KATE
I’ll do it tomorrow.
GEOFF
Val rang though.
KATE
Why didn’t you tell me?
GEOFF
They can’t make it.
KATE
Why not?
GEOFF
I didn’t ask.
KATE
Has his cancer come back?
GEOFF
I don’t know.
KATE
So they’re just not coming?
GEOFF
I don’t know why you care. He’s a
boring bloody bastard.
KATE
(furious)
Because we’ve traipsed over to
Birmingham God knows how many
times. We even went to their son’s
wedding in Dundee of all places
and he was divorced within the
year.
GEOFF
So?
KATE
It’s just plain bloody rudeness.
GEOFF
I don’t think they planned on
getting divorced.
KATE
Not not that, Geoff. Christ.
(CONTINUED)
67.
63 CONTINUED: (2) 63
KATE
So I hear you don’t want to go to
the Crawley’s lunch?
KATE (CONT’D)
If you don’t want to go it’s fine
but I wondered why.
GEOFF
I just don’t.
KATE
I thought you were looking forward
to seeing everyone again. You told
me you were. You’ve been talking
about it for weeks.
He shrugs.
KATE (CONT’D)
What does that mean?
GEOFF
I have my reasons.
KATE
Which are?
GEOFF
Why does it matter to you if I go?
KATE
It doesn’t but it’s been arranged.
GEOFF
So?
(CONTINUED)
68.
64 CONTINUED: 64
KATE
So you can’t just back out of
things simply because you don’t
feel like it. If you have a reason
then that’s a different thing.
KATE (CONT’D)
I just think George is going to be
upset if you don’t go. He’s spent
a lot of time organizing it and
he’s your friend.
GEOFF
Fine.
KATE
So you’ll go?
GEOFF
That’s what I said didn’t I?
The lights are off but Kate and Geoff are not asleep. He
seems unable to get comfortable, his limbs restless.
KATE
Is it your legs?
GEOFF
Yes.
KATE
Take some deep breaths.
GEOFF
I don’t think that will help.
KATE
Do you want one of my old sleeping
pills?
KATE (CONT’D)
Geoff?
GEOFF
Fuck it.
69.
Kate walks down the hallway and pushes open the bathroom
door. Geoff stares at himself in the mirror, his skin
pale under the fluorescent light. Kate cannot help but
soften.
GEOFF
Maybe I do want the pills.
Kate goes to the cabinet and finds the pills. She checks
the label.
KATE
They should still work but maybe
take two.
She hands them to the him and Geoff swallows them down
with a little water. He then looks at himself in the
mirror.
GEOFF
Whatever it is that’s inside us.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
It doesn’t get older does it? Not
properly, not like the rest of us.
And I know this is what I look
like now, of course I do, but at
the same time I don’t. Not at all.
KATE
Let’s get some sleep.
KATE (CONT’D)
C’mon, bed.
The bedside light is off but the moon is full and the
night clear. Kate and Geoff are back in bed, under the
covers. Geoff becomes increasingly sleepy as the
conversation progresses.
GEOFF
Some days we forgot all about
getting to Italy and just stayed
put. We were being - heedless. I
think’s that the word I’m looking
for.
(CONTINUED)
70.
67 CONTINUED: 67
KATE
Heedless?
GEOFF
Yes. Heedless. Back in her Berlin
the wall was going up and in
America, the Bay of Pigs had just
happened but up there we stopped
thinking about all of that,
stopped thinking about the future.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
But at the same time we weren’t
heedless at all. How can you be
when you know what your purpose
is? And everyday seemed to have
it’s own point - finding somewhere
to stay, finding food. And those
days when we didn’t go anywhere,
they felt just as purposeful as
when we set off with complete
seriousness at four in the
morning.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
I think maybe that’s the worst
thing about getting decrepid,
loosing that purposefulness.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
And I was remembering today how we
used to see these flowers, they
were a sort of violet. They would
find a patch of grass, the ice
thawing around it -- and they
would just spring up. And I know
they were only flowers but they
seemed so determined, brave even.
And that’s how I see Katya and me -
wandering around, turning our back
on civilization.
KATE
Brave?
GEOFF
In a way.
Kate is quiet.
(CONTINUED)
71.
67 CONTINUED: (2) 67
GEOFF (CONT’D)
Don’t you think?
KATE
Not really.
GEOFF
Why not?
KATE
I mean what were you actually
doing? It’s not as if you were
revolutionaries or anything.
GEOFF
I’m not saying what we did was out
of bravery but --
KATE
I think you were just chasing a
girl who wanted to be chased.
GEOFF
It wasn’t like that. You didn’t
know her.
KATE
No. I didn’t know her.
GEOFF
I’m tired.
KATE
I want to ask you something before
we go to sleep.
GEOFF
What?
KATE
If she hadn’t died, if you had got
to Italy - would you have married
her for real?
GEOFF
But we didn’t get to Italy did we?
And she did die.
KATE
But if you had.
(CONTINUED)
72.
67 CONTINUED: (3) 67
GEOFF
I thought you hated theoretical
questions?
KATE
Just answer me.
GEOFF
Yes.
KATE
Yes - you would have married her?
GEOFF
Yes. We would have married each
other.
KATE
Thank you for being honest.
KATE (CONT’D)
I don’t think I can talk about her
anymore. I know I said I could but
I can’t.
Across the field, the house looks small against the huge
sky.
Kate drives the narrow lanes with less care than usual.
Geoff is with her, staring out of the window at the
passing countryside. He’s dressed in a jacket and tie
and he’s shaved. He has a small piece of toilet roll
stuck to his face where he’s nipped himself.
73.
Kate parks up and turns off the engine. It’s clear Geoff
would rather be anywhere but here.
KATE
Okay then - I’ll see you later.
GEOFF
Yes.
KATE
Hold on.
Kate plucks the toilet roll off of this face. She can’t
help herself.
GEOFF
Thanks.
KATE
Just try and enjoy it today.
GEOFF
I will.
Geoff gets out, shuts the door gently behind him and
walks towards the entrance. YOUNGER WORKERS pass him,
not knowing who he is.
She looks back at the house and up to the roof where the
attic would be. She looks away, back to the fields. She
then opens her notebook but can’t concentrate.
74.
She sits down and picks it up. She finds the page for
Switzerland. She also discovers a postcard inside, faded
and unwritten. On it is an illustration of a MOUNTAIN
GLACIER, a river of ice surging down the valley.
Kate stands below the closed attic door and lifts her
hand up to feel the faint draft from above. Max ambles
up the stairs to join her.
KATE
Max. Shut the hell up.
Kate looks into the darkness and climbs the final steps.
KATE
Good God.
The first thing Kate finds is her own past. A box filled
with mementos from her childhood. She finds a picture of
HERSELF AND HER MOTHER. Kate is no older than 15. It
makes her smile until she turns over the photo to see the
date - it reads 1961.
KATE
Bloody idiot.
(CONTINUED)
76.
80 CONTINUED: 80
Geoff has one arm around Katya but he looks not at the
camera, not at her face but down at her stomach.
(CONTINUED)
77.
82 CONTINUED: 82
KATE
Yes? -- Yes it is -- No, I’m
sorry, I meant to call you but...
KATE (CONT’D)
‘Happy Together’ by The Turtles,
‘For What It’s Worth’ by Buffalo
Springfield, ‘Your Precious Love’
by Marvin Gaye, ‘Higher and
Higher’ by - I can’t remember who
it’s by -- Jackie Wilson? No - no
Elton John please.
KATE (CONT’D)
What else? Sorry, I don’t have my
list on me. Moody Blues? That’s
fine. No, you can choose something
more modern. I don’t know who that
is but it’s fine. My husband was
going to add some as well but he
hasn’t so that will have to do.
What?
KATE (CONT’D)
We were thinking ‘Smoke Gets In
Your Eyes’ by the Platters. Good.
Thank you - yes, I’m looking
forward to it too.
Kate hangs up. She stands still, the pole and the hook
in her hand. She rests it against the wall. She looks
at her watch.
The sun is low in the sky. The light strobes through the
trees. Kate has to put the visor down to see. Geoff is
in the passenger seat, drunk, in a foul mood.
GEOFF
You wouldn’t fucking believe what
they’ve done to the place. They’ve
streamlined everything. My first
job on the floor doesn’t even
exist anymore. If I was still in
management I would not have let
that happen. You would think the
Unions would have something to say
but they don’t give a shit or
maybe they do but no-one bothers
to listen.
KATE
Can you not smoke in here?
GEOFF
And how the lads have all
collapsed into old age. It’s not
pretty. George was boring
everyone about his fucking ukulele
and the worst thing was people
were actually interested. And Len
kept going on about his villa in
the Algarve. The Algarve? Can you
believe that? You remember Red
Len? We used to call him Lenin and
now he’s playing golf in the Al-
fucking-garve with his banker
Grandson. And he’s not even
embarrassed that he’s got a banker
for a grandson.
KATE
Can you please throw that out of
the window?
He throws it out.
KATE (CONT’D)
And let’s just be quiet. I just
want some quiet.
(CONTINUED)
79.
83 CONTINUED: 83
GEOFF
Fine.
He puts his head back and closes his eyes for a few
moments. Kate glances at him, taking her eyes off the
road as they go around a corner. Geoff suddenly opens
his eyes and groans.
KATE
What’s the matter?
GEOFF
I’m not feeling well. You’re
driving too fast.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
Can you stop the car?
KATE
Are you kidding me?
GEOFF
Just stop the fucking car?
KATE
You’re not going to be sick,
Geoff. Honestly, tell me you’re
not? This is ridiculous.
GEOFF
Please. Just stop the car.
(CONTINUED)
80.
85 CONTINUED: 85
She can hear Lena, George and Jake all talking in the
background in a house full of noise.
SALLY (V.O.)
Kate it’s me. I wanna see you
before the big day! We could meet
in town or something or I could
just pop round for a tea. Jake and
Charley have arrived so everyone
is here which means chaos of
course but lots of love and speak
soon. Hope everything is going
great. Exciting!!!
Kate and Geoff lie in bed with their backs facing each
other. After a few moments Geoff sits up quietly and
leaves the room.
Kate opens her eyes but she is sleepy, the pills taking
effect. She listens to her husband walk into the hall
and pull down the ladder.
KATE
Geoff?
(CONTINUED)
81.
89 CONTINUED: 89
Kate sits down at the table and tears out the page. She
gently screws it up in her hand. She looks at the clock
on the wall, gently ticking.
91 OMITTED 91
Kate has already given up the search for Geoff. She sits
on a bench near the JEWELLERS STORE. A BUSKER tries to
entertain people on the corner but no-one is watching.
TRAVEL AGENT
Can I help you?
(CONTINUED)
82.
94 CONTINUED: 94
KATE
I don’t know.
TRAVEL AGENT
Is there somewhere you have in
mind? We have some great deals to
the Balearics.
KATE
I don’t care about the Balearics.
I want to know if a man has been
in here?
TRAVEL AGENT
Excuse me?
KATE
We have used you a few times
before and I wondered if he has
been in.
TRAVEL AGENT
We have a lot of people that come
in here, Madam. We are very
competitive with prices even with
the internet.
KATE
I’m sure you are but I just want
to know if he’s been in here
today.
TRAVEL AGENT
Erm --
KATE
I’m his wife. And he’s not well.
He has dementia and I have to
check on him.
TRAVEL AGENT
Oh, I’m sorry to hear that...
KATE
His name is Geoff Mercer.
TRAVEL AGENT
Do you want to sit down?
(CONTINUED)
83.
94 CONTINUED: (2) 94
KATE
He what?
TRAVEL AGENT
He got rather upset actually. I
suppose it makes sense now. Had
you been there a long time ago? I
know that my grandfather could
always remember the old stuff
right up to the end.
KATE
Go where?
TRAVEL AGENT
Oh sorry. Zurich.
KATE
Was he wanting just one ticket?
TRAVEL AGENT
Erm, yes. I think so.
KATE
For when?
TRAVEL AGENT
This coming Monday, I think or
Tuesday.
KATE
Did he book it?
TRAVEL AGENT
No. Like I said, he seemed to get
a little upset and he said he
would call when he’s --
KATE
Thank you.
TRAVEL AGENT
It’s no problem and good luck
Madame.
KATE
For what?
(CONTINUED)
84.
94 CONTINUED: (3) 94
TRAVEL AGENT
Just with your husband. I know my
Gran found it very hard.
SALLY
Kate!
KATE
Oh -- Sally. Hi.
SALLY
Where are you going?
KATE
Just to Jarrolds maybe. I need --
SALLY
No. I mean...
KATE
Oh. Nowhere.
SALLY
Are you alright?
KATE
So this is little Charley.
SALLY
Yes. Say hello Charley. Say hello
to Auntie Kate.
KATE
He looks just like Jake.
SALLY
You think? Mum says he looks more
like me, poor thing.
KATE
Well he’s very -- cute.
(CONTINUED)
85.
95 CONTINUED: 95
SALLY
Are you sure you’re alright?
KATE
Not really, no. I suppose I’m not.
SALLY
Okay. You’re coming with me.
KATE
Oh no Sally. I’ve a million things
to do and I still need to buy a
dress and --
SALLY
Come on.
KATE
I think what I need is to feel
some kind of pride, however
ridiculous that sounds. Does that
make sense?
SALLY
Pride in what?
KATE
Let me ask you - do you think your
Jake is the one?
SALLY
(trying to make a joke)
Certainly not at the moment.
KATE
I’m being serious.
SALLY
Oh. Okay...
KATE
Do you believe in that as a
concept? In the mythical ‘one’?
(CONTINUED)
86.
96 CONTINUED: 96
SALLY
No. I don’t think so.
KATE
Neither do I. But at the same time
I do need to believe that it’s
been meaningful. That we’ve built
something worthwhile. That we made
the right decision to be together
in the first place.
SALLY
Why would you even think that?
You’re a wonderful couple.
Everyone says so.
KATE
You see we made a decision to live
a different type of life. And we
made it together. Both of us. And
I tell you Sally - there was
something thrilling about that.
About proclaiming to the world
that it would be just us. The two
of us, alone.
SALLY
That’s so incredibly romantic.
KATE
But now he wants to be back there,
with her. In a time before me.
Without me. Picking violets in the
fucking mountains.
SALLY
With who? Who are you taking
about?
KATE
And this thing. This baby.
KATE (CONT’D)
If you can even call it that. It’s
still there you see. And it’s
always been there. Just waiting
and waiting. And waiting.
SALLY
You have to stop. You have to tell
me what’s happened.
(CONTINUED)
87.
96 CONTINUED: (2) 96
KATE
Tell you what? Nothing has
actually happened, that’s what’s
so weird. Not really.
And I can’t blame him, I wish I
could. What would I blame him for?
KATE (CONT’D)
I think if you’re not careful you
can end up regretting everything.
Especially the things you didn’t
do and I’m not prepared to do
that.
SALLY
I’m so sorry. I’m so --
KATE
Don’t be sorry for me, Sally. I
won’t have that. This is not about
me not having children, you have
to know that. It’s not. It can’t
be. Not now.
SALLY
Have you spoken to my mum?
KATE
No. And don’t say a word.
SALLY
I won’t if you don’t want me to,
but --
KATE
Not a bloody word. Do you
understand?
SALLY
I promise. I promise you.
KATE
This is just between us.
SALLY
Okay.
(CONTINUED)
88-93.
96 CONTINUED: (3) 96
KATE
We should go. I need to go. I have
a dress to buy.
GEOFF
Hello.
KATE
You’ve been a long time.
GEOFF
I know. Sorry. I picked up the
ballcock though. And I got you a
book from the library, two in fact
because I didn’t know what...
He tries to get the books from the bag but drops them on
the floor. He kneels down to pick them up.
KATE
I went into the travel agent
today.
KATE (CONT’D)
The travel agent.
KATE (CONT’D)
You need to tell me if you are
going to go to Switzerland?
GEOFF
No. I’m not.
Geoff is adamant.
KATE
Why?
GEOFF
Why? Because I can’t even walk to
the village without sitting down.
I can’t go into town without
getting lost. How am I going to
get up a fucking mountain?
KATE
That’s your reason?
(CONTINUED)
94A.
98 CONTINUED: 98
GEOFF
No, that’s not my reason. Of
course it’s not my bloody --
KATE
Because you know that if you do go
and you do find her --
GEOFF
Christ! Kate. This isn’t about
Katya.
KATE
Stop saying her name. I can’t bear
it. And of course it is. It’s like
I’ve discovered what the smell
around the house is and it’s her
perfume and it’s gotten into the
bloody cushions and the damn
carpets.
GEOFF
Don’t do this. Please.
KATE
Like she’s been standing in the
corner of the room all our lives,
behind my back. And it’s tainted
everything.
KATE (CONT’D)
All our decisions. Where we went
on holiday, what dog you wanted,
where we moved, what music we
liked, what books you read and
then handed on to me. And the big
things too. Especially the big
things.
Geoff becomes very serious. They both know what those big
things are.
GEOFF
She has nothing to do with any of
that. Especially not that.
KATE
I would like to tell you
everything I’m thinking and
everything I know but I can’t. Do
you understand?
GEOFF
Yes. I understand completely.
(CONTINUED)
94B.
98 CONTINUED: (2) 98
KATE
And all I want right now is for
you to come to the party tomorrow.
GEOFF
Of course I’m going to come.
KATE
And I really need you to want to
be there.
GEORGE
But I do.
KATE
Because it’s one thing me knowing
I haven’t been enough for you.
It’s another thing altogether that
everyone else might see that too.
GEOFF
Christ. You really think you
weren’t enough for me?
KATE
No. I think I probably was enough
for you. I’m just not sure that
you do.
KATE (CONT’D)
Have you taken your pills today?
KATE (CONT’D)
Then I’m going to get them for
you. And then we are going to eat
dinner. And then are going to go
to bed. And then we are going to
get up and try and start again.
(CONTINUED)
94C.
99 CONTINUED: 99
GEOFF
I know you think it’s about her
but it isn’t. You have to know
that.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
When I was in the travel agent
today, I got it.
KATE
Got what?
GEOFF
That I’m just like everyone else.
KATE
What do you mean?
GEOFF
I don’t know why I hadn’t seen it
before or why it’s such a surprise
but the truth is there was never
anything in me to suggest I’d
amount to anything special. Or
substantial.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
They should teach you that in
school. It would be very useful.
GEOFF
Morning.
KATE
What time is it?
(CONTINUED)
94D.
100 CONTINUED: 100
GEOFF
Half nine-ish. I made you some
tea.
KATE
Thank you.
GEOFF
And I finally fixed it. The
lavatory. It’s all done.
KATE
I can’t believe it’s so late.
GEOFF
I was thinking of making some eggs
and then we could go for a walk
with Max. What do you think?
KATE
Okay.
GEOFF
Great.
GEOFF
It’s a nice view from here.
KATE
Yes.
GEOFF
Don’t you think?
KATE
It’s all rather flat. It’s nothing
but horizon. I miss the Dales.
GEOFF
You miss Yorkshire?
KATE
I don’t know about that.
(CONTINUED)
94E.
101 CONTINUED: 101
A beat of silence.
KATE (CONT’D)
I did dream about my mother last
night though. For the first time
in a long time. I dreamt I went
home, to my old house, only to
find that she hadn’t died at all.
She’d been hiding with the
neighbours all this time. Ever
since I was 15.
KATE (CONT’D)
And I wasn’t even angry. Or sad.
It was just how it was.
KATE (CONT’D)
C’mon. We should go.
GEOFF
I’m sorry I’ve been no help
organizing.
KATE
It’s okay. It’s all done now.
KATE
Again, I’m sorry I didn’t get you
anything. This is beautiful.
GEOFF
Don’t be silly.
KATE
I was going to get you a watch. It
was really very nice too. I was
going to get it engraved as well
but then wasn’t sure what to
write.
GEOFF
Don’t worry about. I’ve never been
much of a watch person.
KATE
Are you nervous?
GEOFF
No.
GEOFF
Are you ready?
KATE
Yes.
(CONTINUED)
96.
105 CONTINUED: 105
She goes crazy for it. Sally smiles at Kate with concern
but indicates their conversation is safe and secure.
Kate and Geoff move around the room meeting their guests,
glasses permanently being refilled by attentive waiters.
We hear overheard conversations, snippets of stories
being told.
George and Lena drag Kate and Geoff into the main room.
It looks beautiful. Flowers everywhere, drapes hanging
from the ceiling, tables all set up for the dinner to
come.
GEOFF
It looks amazing in here.
KATE
What’s that?
LENA
Just come see.
(CONTINUED)
97.
107 CONTINUED: 107
KATE
Oh my Goodness.
GEOFF
Where on earth did you get...?
LENA
We did a ring around and well, to
be honest a lot of them are mine.
I always did like to take photos.
GEOFF
Is that Tessa? As a pup.
KATE
I think so.
GEOFF
Look at us there! Oh Christ, look
at me. Look at my hair. It’s not
even a little bit grey.
LENA
Just wait for those tears.
GEOFF
Kate, look at this. Where is that?
KATE
I think it’s Filey.
GEOFF
God, you’re right. It is. You won
that fake Faberge egg in the
bingo.
KATE
I did yes - it’s the only thing I
ever won.
LENA
You don’t like it, Kate?
KATE
Oh, yes of course I do. Thank you,
really. It’s wonderful.
(CONTINUED)
98.
107 CONTINUED: (2) 107
GEOFF
It’s bloody incredible, Lena.
Thank you.
LENA
Not bad for a fascist, hey?
GEOFF
Not bad at all.
LENA
I hope you have your speech ready.
GEOFF
It’s all in here.
GEORGE
We’re all in trouble then.
KATE
I’m just popping to the loo.
GEOFF
Okay, love.
KATE
Lena, thank you. Honestly.
SALLY
Hello.
KATE
Oh, hi.
SALLY
You really do look beautiful.
KATE
That’s sweet.
SALLY
The dress is perfect
(CONTINUED)
99.
108 CONTINUED: 108
KATE
Thank you.
A beat.
SALLY
I just wanted to check that
everything is alright. I was going
to call but then --
KATE
I’m fine. Honestly. I’ve spoken to
Geoff and it’s all put to bed. We
are just going to enjoy the day.
SALLY
Good. I’m glad.
KATE
I just wished I’d borrowed that
thing for my eyes.
GEOFF
I want to thank you all for coming
today. I know my bypass ruined it
a bit last time so...
A few laughs.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
We do have St. Johns Ambulance on
stand-by although I hear all they
have are extra strong mints so
fingers crossed all I get is bad
breath from all this champagne.
(CONTINUED)
100.
109 CONTINUED: 109
GEOFF (CONT’D)
Now I’m not used to giving this
type of speech, not about this
kind of thing but I’ll give it my
best shot.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
As we get older we seem to stop
making choices, big ones anyway.
Perhaps we only get a limited
amount and if we use them up then
they’re gone. Or maybe it’s just
because our brains get as stiff
and arthritic as George’s joints
but either way...
GEOFF (CONT’D)
I suppose the upshot is that the
ones you make when you’re young
become pretty bloody important.
Like the one me and Kate made
forty five years ago today.
GEOFF (CONT’D)
Now things haven’t always been
perfect and like all couples we’ve
had our downs and ups. We all wish
some things could have been
different, wish we hadn’t made
certain mistakes but...
GEOFF (CONT’D)
But I don’t regret that decision
for one single second. Persuading
you to marry me - which took some
time I can tell you - but
persuading you to marry me was the
best thing I ever did. And I’m
sorry, truly I am, if you don’t
always know that because -- well
this is it Kate, this is what
makes it worthwhile, you and me --
us.
(CONTINUED)
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GEOFF (CONT’D)
And that’s about all I got apart
from I love you. I love you very -
very much and thank you for
standing by me and for putting up
with all my crap for so many years
and long may it continue.
GEORGE
To Geoff and Kate!
EVERYONE
To Geoff and Kate!
She does not cry, not one single tear and that scares
her.
She looks over at Sally and they lock eyes for a second,
both a little afraid.
GEORGE
Now, will the two love birds
please take to the floor for the
first dance. And for those that
don’t know, or weren’t alive, this
is the very same song played forty
five years ago today!
GEOFF
(quietly to Kate)
You spoke to them then?
KATE
Yes.
(CONTINUED)
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GEOFF
It’s the perfect choice.
GEORGE
Mr and Mrs Mercer!
GEOFF
Mrs Mercer? Would you like to
dance?
CLOSER --
“They said someday you'll find. All who love are blind.
Oh, when your heart's on fire. You must realize. Smoke
gets in your eyes
CLOSER STILL --
CLOSER STILL --
(CONTINUED)
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CLOSER STILL --
CUT TO BLACK