They make up

everthing!
By its bark!
I couldn't put it
down!
You guys have
no life!
A laboratory
retriever!
A cell-fie!
They have all
the solutions!
A palm tree!
 Sorry!
My fault!
A body at rest
wants to stay
at rest!
Twister!
Don't take me
for
granite!
Aaaargon!
Keep trying until
you get a
'reaction'!
A graduated
cylinder!
What did one tectonic plate say
when he bumped into the
other?

What kind of tree can be held

in your hand?

Why are chemists excellent

for solving problems?
Why is it bad to trust
atoms?

How can you tell ifa tree is a

dogwood tree?

What do you call it when a

biologist takes a photo
of himself?
What kind of dog do
chemists own?

What did the Earth say to

make fun of the other
planets?

I was reading a book

on helium.
 Why is it so hard
to wake up in
the morning?

What is a tornado's
favorite game
to play?

What did the limestone

say to the
geologist?
What is a pirate's
favorite element?

What should you do

when no one laughs
at your science jokes?

What do you call

an educated tube?