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Hiking Sayings with a Pinch of Humor

53 Funny
Hiking Quotes:
The Best
Hiking
Sayings with a
Pinch of
Humor
January 15, 2022 / by Laynni Locke

If you looking for funny hiking quotes

you have come to the right place. We
have gathered all the best funny quotes
about hiking into one list to make it easy
to Gnd the perfect funny hiking saying.
We also have some great choices of
funny hiking quotes for Instagram to use
as a caption for your next post for those
times when you want to add some
humor. We included some funny hiking
jokes and funny walking quotes and
sayings to cover all the bases.

We quit our jobs over 10 years ago and

have been traveling ever since.

During that time we make a point of

getting outdoors and going for a hike in
every country we go to, whether that is a
short wander, a strenuous day hike or
even a multi-day trek. And there have
been many times that humor has helped
us through a tough hike.

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We also have other lists of quotes and

captions on funny mountain quotes,
mountain captions, hiking quotes, hiking
captions for Instagram, climbing
mountains and trekking. Check them
out!

We have paired our favorite funny hiking

nature quotes with our favorite hiking
photos.

So skip ahead to a category or scroll

thorugh and Gnd your favorite funny
quote about hiking or funny walking
quote.

Table of Contents 
Funny Hiking Quotes
Funny Hiking Quotes for Instagram
Funny Walking Quotes and Sayings
Funny Hiking Jokes
Funny Hiking Captions

Funny Hiking
Quotes
Some of the best hiking quotes are the
ones that include humor. So if you are
looking to use hiking quotes funny ones
might be the way to go. From funny
hiking sayings to famous quotes to great
hiking one-liners, this list has it all.

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1. “Never follow someone else’s path

unless you’re in the woods and you’re
lost, and you see a path. By all means,
you should follow that.” — Ellen
DeGeneres

2. “Hiking side effects include

sweating, euphoria and general
awesomeness.”

3. “Mountains have a way of dealing

with overconGdence.” – Hermann Buhl

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4. “I don’t get it. The trail looked so

]at on the map.”

Hiking the 10-day Tour du Mont Blanc

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5. “You are as helpful as a blister on

a hike.”

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6. “Bring a compass. It’s awkward

when you have to eat your friends.“

7. “When life gives you mountains,

put those boots on and get hiking.”

8. “You’re off to great places. Today

is your day. Your mountain is waiting. So
get on your way.” – Dr. Suess

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9. “If there’s one thing I’ve learned

from hiking, it’s that the early bird gets
the face full of spider webs.”

10. “Not all classrooms have four

walls.”

11. “I like being near the top of a

mountain. One can’t get lost here.” –
Wislawa Szymborska

12. “Let’s wander where the WiFi is

weak.”

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13. “Hiking is the only slightly less

ugly stepsister of running.” – Lindy
Hughes

14. “I just wanna kick in the woods

with my birches.”

15. “There is no such thing as bad

weather, only inappropriate clothing.” –
Sir Rannulph Fiennes

16. “Always hike with someone in

worse shape than you. The bears out
there will know.“

Hiking on one of the best larch hikes in the

Canadian Rockies

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17. “To hike is to complain.” – Dean

Johnston

18. “I took a walk in the woods and

came out taller than the trees.” – Henry
David Thoreau

19. “We don’t stop hiking because we

grow old, we grow old because we stop
hiking.”

20. “If the winter is too cold and the

summer is too hot, you are not a hiker.”

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21. “Every mountain top is within

reach if you just keep climbing.” – Barry
Finlay

22. “The higher you climb on the

mountain, the harder the wind blows.” –
Sam Cummings

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23. “What on earth would I do if four

bears came into my camp? Why, I would
die of course. Literally sh** myself
lifeless.” – Bill Bryson

24. “Over the mountains & through the

woods, down the river & up the valley,
over the boulders & through the stream
to nobody’s house I go.”

Funny Hiking
Quotes for
Instagram
Sometimes you are looking for funny
hiking quotes for Instagram to use as a
caption on your next post. Here are our
favorites that we think your followers will
love. You might also like our list of Funny
Short Quotes.

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25. “I’d rather be hiking in the rain,

than sitting inside at a desk on a sunny
day.”

26. “Getting to the top is optional.

Getting down is mandatory.” – Ed
Viesturs

The Tent Ridge Horsehoe hike in Kananaskis

Country

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27. “Anywhere is ‘within walking

distance.’”

28. “The closer you are to nature, the

further you are from idiots.”

29. “The view up here is breathtaking,

and I know it’s all downhill from here.”

30. “Never measure the height of a

mountain until you reach the top. Then
you will see how low it was.” – Dag
Hammarskjold

31. “Happiness does have a smell.”

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32. “I chose the road less traveled and

now I don’t know where I am.”

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