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UPROUSE YE THEN, MY MERRY MEN.
Gipsy Glee.
The chough and crow to roost are gone,
The owl sits on the tree,
The hush’d wind wails with feeble moan,
Like infant charity.
The wildfire dances on the fen,
The red star sheds its ray,
Uprouse ye, then, my merry men,
It is our op’ning day.
Uprouse ye, then, &c.
There was a short political parody, of the same song, in Punch for
August 9, 1856, but it is now of no interest.
C S C .
In the Royal Academy.
The Private Day and Feast are gone,
The public comes to see,
The poor Rejected grunt and groan.
Nor speak with charity.
The shillings flood the porter’s den,
The Red Star sheds its ray,[29]
Uprouse ye, then, my men of merry pen,
It is the Opening Day.
When the Tailor ceased to play, he was looking far from gay.
He showed us where his face and neck were scored;
When we got to the Rye, the first thing we did spy,
Was his wife, and Holy Moses, how she jawed!
And then it was such fun, for to see the Tailor run,
Round the river bank, she in pursuit of he;
’Till at length she tripped and fell, in the water with a yell,
I reckon you’d a heard across the Lea.
(Chorus.)—Singing, &c.
Every man to this day brags, how long it took to find the drags,
Tho’ they hung near, and handy on a tree,
The drags not being found, of course the old girl drowned,
And so the poor old snip was free.
So here’s good luck and life, to the man what drowned his wife,
And so saved the heavy undertaker’s fee.
All the dragging was in vain, she ne’er was seen again,
That’s why there’s good eel fishing in the Lea.
Singing, Hilly holly ho, listen to my tale of woe,
Of this Tailor’s dinner anniversary,
When every jolly snip, was enjoying of his trip,
Singing, Hilly holly, hilly holly ho!
THE GUNPOWDER PLOT
I sing a doleful tragedy,—
Guy Fawkes, the prince of sinisters,
Who once blew up the House of Lords,
The King, and all his Ministers;
That is, he would have blown them up,
(And folks will ne’er forget him,)
His will was good to do the deed,—
That is, if they’d have let him!
Tow, row, row! tol di ridy, tol di ridy, tow, row, row!
He straightway came from Lambeth side,
And wished the State was undone,
And crossing over Vauxhall Bridge,
That way came into London:
That is, he would have come that way,
To perpetrate his guilt, sirs,
But a little thing prevented him—the bridge it wasn’t built, sirs!
(This version was written about 1840, but the original song is of a much
earlier date.)
N L O O .
In the story of “Aladdin,” sir, that veritable history,
A certain downy dodger of a new Light made a mystery;
And all for Peoples good, of course, his words were very bold ones.
The cry he gulled the Public with, was “New lamps for Old ones.”
Buy—Buy—Buy, “New Lamps for Old Ones,”
Buy—Buy—Buy.
Conservatives “to the Country” cry out “New Lamps for Old Ones;”
They put the Whig small candles out, and introduced their mould ones;
But the blessed Lights in Downing Street don’t much improve the
business,
They only splutter, and waste away, with a dismal, dizzy dizziness.
Buy—Buy—Buy,
“New Lamps of Derby and Disraeli, buy—buy.”
In Rome they rose en-masse one day, and Pious Nino goosed, too;
The wily Pontiff said such a mass he wasn’t used to;
He “stepped it,” and their New Lamp for awhile flared up quite
glittering,
But the French soon put it out, and the Pope’s old Lantern lit again.
Buy—Buy—Buy, &c.
In a country which you all know well, close to the one that we’re in,
They bawled “New Lamps for Old Ones,” to all who were in hearing
(Erin);
They bought the Lamp up eagerly, from men so much distinguished.
But it only kept alight a week, and then it was extinguished.
Buy—Buy—Buy, &c.
Now, of course you’ve got a right to change your ancient gold for
glitter,
But which is best, a steady Light, or one that can but flitter,
And die away, till in the dark, you find you’re but a sold one?
So unless you’re sure it’s a better one, why, never change the old one.
Don’t—Buy—Buy,
“New Lamps for Old Ones” of Meddlers never buy.
J. A. H . About 1852.
T U G F ; , W C .
(On the Marquis of Salisbury and the Franchise Bill.)
I sing a song of foolishness, of G F , chief of sinisters,
Who fain would blow the Commons up, the P and his Ministers:
That is, he piles combustibles as he were game to do it;
Let’s hope he’ll be prevented, or he’ll be the first to rue it.
Although he’s bearded like the pard, and looks all fierce virility,
At least as a Conspirator he shows some juvenility.
That is, the juvenility of urchins who complacently
Will let off squibs and crackers when combustibles adjacent lie.
His crafty head to blast from him and skyward swiftly send it sure,
Would justify, in gunpowder, a very large expenditure.
That is, if some perchance might shrink from sheer decapitation,
At least to blow him from his seat would gratify the Nation.
AB B .
I sing a comic-tragedy,
Of Bradlaugh, Anti-Royalist,
Who once dethroned Victoria,
And stamped out every loyalist;
That is, he would have changed our rule,
That folks might ne’er forget him,
His will was good to do the deed,
That is—if they’d have let him.
With his bow, wow, wow,
B. the Bashful at the helm,
The Queen B. at the prow.
Upon the table there was set each kind of cake and custard,
And every dish that cooks have e’er invented there was mustered;
That is, there would have been had they been laid within the house, sir,
But the rain converted every dish, and turned it into “souse,” sir!
Oh! dear, oh &c.
Good things abounded on all sides, and every kind of wine was there,
And empty bottles prov’d that many a votary of the vine was there;
That is, they would have proved so if the wine they’d chanced to get,
sir,
But Teetotallers got water, the rest had “heavy wet,” sir!
Oh! dear, oh! &c.
And when champagne had brought real joy, and all the lunch was
ended,
They look’d up at the bright blue sky, and said, “The weather’s
splendid!”
That is, they would have said so, but—to use a vulgar name, sir—
The blue was all a “blue look out,” and the weather was the same, sir!
Oh! dear, oh! &c.
* * * * *
(Three verses omitted.)
And so all things were turned to fun, and dancing closed the night, sir,
And music played, and hearts were light, and eyes were shining bright,
sir;
So long may water parties reign, and always have fine weather, sir,
To shine upon the company that there have met together, sir,
So, be it so,
For then they may take boats and barge, and Row, row, row!
From Medley; by Cuthbert Bede, author of Verdant Green. London: J.
Blackwood.