FAKE CHESS: ACT LIKE YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE USING

VIBRATING ANAL BEADS VIBRATING ANAL BEADS:

OO
p p p
SUPPRESS
a gasp.

OO
SET UP FIGHT BACK
a giggle.
To equip your player with vibrating anal beads, slide this page under your Fake Chess game book.
Keep the right column visible. OO
SHIFT SUDDENLY
in your chair.

OO
STOMP
your foot.

OO
MAKE SMALL TALK
while holding your breath.

(It should look like this.)

OO
MAKE THE SOUND
you would normally make after

p p p
eating a really great bite of food.

CHEATING METHODS:
PLAYING FAKE CHESS WITH
Place a captured piece back on the board.
VIBRATING ANAL BEADS
Cross off a Fancy Chess Move
The Vibrating Anal Beads (VAB) expansion gives you new special actions to use in your Fake Chess in your opponent’s game book.
games. On your turn, you may do one of these new actions instead of your chess player’s normal (They may not use this move.)
actions.
Erase the marks on a Fancy Chess Move
When you do, fill in an empty circle above the VAB action. in your own game book.
(It is now available to use again.)
When you fill both circles of a VAB action, you can cheat. Choose a cheating method and cross it off.
(You may not use a method if it is crossed off.) Erase your marks on a Cheating Method.
(You can now repeat the cheat.)