DON’T LOSE UR HEAD

TikTok POV

Written by

CreativeCrazyJulie
 BOLEYN
Grew up in the French Court
Oui, oui, bonjour
Life was a chore so

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she set sail

BOLEYN
1522 came straight to the UK

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All the British dudes, lame

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Epic fail

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BOLEYN
Ooh, I wanna dance and sing

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Politics

BOLEYN

ur
not my thing
but then I met the King
And soon my daddy said, "You should
try and get ahead"
yo
He wanted me, huh, obviously
Kept messaging me like everyday
Couldn't be better, then he sent me
a letter and who am I kiddingI was
prêt-à-manger
sent a reply
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Ooh
los

BOLEYN
just saying hi
you're a nice guy
I'll think about it maybe, xo baby

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n't

Uh oh

BOLEYN
Here we go
Do

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You sent him kisses

BOLEYN
I didn't know I would move in with
his misses
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What?

BOLEYN
Get a life

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You're living with his wife?

BOLEYN

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Like, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun

ARAGON

he
Don't worry, don't worry, don't
lose your head

BOLEYN
I didn't mean to hurt anyone

ARAGON

ur
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell

BOLEYN
yo
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I
said

ARAGON
Don't lose your head
e

BOLEYN
Three in the bed and the little one
said
los

ARAGON
If you wanna be wed, make up your
mind
Her or me, chum
Don't wanna be some
Girl in a threesome
n't

BOLEYN
Are you blind?
don't be bitter
'cause I'm fitter
Do

why hasn't it hit her?

He doesn't want to bang you

ARAGON
Somebody hang you
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Uh oh

BOLEYN
Here we go

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Your comic went viral

BOLEYN

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I didn't really mean it but rumours
spiral

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Wow Anne, way to make the country

he
hate you

BOLEYN
Mate, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun

ur
ARAGON
Don't worry, don't worry, don't
lose your head
yo
BOLEYN
I didn't mean to hurt anyone

ARAGON
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell
e

BOLEYN
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I
los

said

ARAGON
Don't lose your head

BOLEYN
Tried to elope
n't

But the pope said nope

Our only hope was Henry
He got a promotion
Caused a commotion
Set in motion the C of E
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The rules

BOLEYN
we're so outdated
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Us two

BOLEYN
wanted to get x-rated

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Soon, ex-communicated

BOLEYN

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Everybody chill, its totes God's
will
Henry's out every night on the town
Just sleeping around, like what the
hell?

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If that's how it's gonna be
Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or
three
Just to make him jell
Henry finds out and he goes mental
He screams and shouts
Like so judgemental

ur
HENRY
You damn that witch
yo
BOLEYN
Mate, just shut up
I wouldn't be such a b-
If you could get it up

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e

Uh oh

BOLEYN
los

Here we go

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Is that what you said?

BOLEYN
And now he's going 'round like off
n't

with her head

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No
Do

BOLEYN
I'm pretty sure he means it

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Seems it
 5.

BOLEYN
What was I meant to do?

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What was she meant to do?

BOLEYN
what was I meant to do?

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What was she meant to do?

BOLEYN
No, but what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

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I'm just tryna have some fun

ARAGON
Don't worry, don't worry, don't
lose your head

BOLEYN

ur
I didn't mean to hurt anyone

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LOL, say oh well
yo
Or go to hell

BOLEYN
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

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e

Sorry, not sorry 'bout what she

said
los

BOLEYN
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

ARAGON
Don't lose your head
Sorry
n't
Do