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Mahu Diana 1A Collection of Beautiful English Jokes - Part 3
Mahu Diana 1A Collection of Beautiful English Jokes - Part 3
Jokes are an excellent source for learning a new language. So, use
them for your benefit! Tell jokes to your friends. Translate jokes from your native
language into English and vice-versa. You could even make your own jokes in
English, so do not hesitate to put your creativity to work. Enjoy the amazing
journey of learning English through juicy, delicious jokes!
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tongue twisters:
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limericks:
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idioms:
have a bone to pick with somebody – something that you say when you want to
talk to someone about something they have done that has annoyed you;
I have a bone to pick with you. Did you eat that chocolate mousse I was
saving for my tea?
“What did one angry skeleton say to the other?”
“I’ve got a bone to pick with you.”
keep something under one's hat - Fig. To keep something a secret; to keep
something in one's mind (only).
I'm getting married, but keep it under your hat.
“I have a date with a girl and she doesn’t know I wear a wig.”
“Well, keep it under your hat.”
put two and two together – to figure something out from the information
available;
Well, I put two and two together and came up with an idea of who did it.
Did you hear about the chap who blamed mathematics for his divorce? His wife put
two and two together.
save (something) for a rainy day - Fig. to reserve something - usually money -
for some future need
I've saved a little money for a rainy day.
In Britain, to save for a rainy day and to save for a holiday are usually the same
thing.
jump to conclusions - Fig. To judge or decide something without having all the
facts;
Now don't jump to conclusions. Wait until you hear what I have to say.
My mother-in-law keeps fit by jumping to conclusions.
Bibliografie:
1. Fun Class Activities – Games and Activities with Laughter, Peter Watcyn-
Jones, Editura Pearson și Penguin, 2010
2. Umor englezesc, Dan Duțescu, Editura Universal Dalsi, 1993
3. Jokes in English for the ESL Classroom - http://iteslj.org/c/jokes.html/