Those were simpler times I think. I just feel like, we might be going back to that, by the way.

But in a way good. Because when I read things like the foundations of capitalism are
shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that, maybe we need some time where we were walking
around with a donkey with pasture clinging on the sides.

You think that would just bring us back to the reality?

Yeah, because everything is amazing right now, and nobody is happy. In my lifetime the
changes in the world would've been incredible. When I was a kid we had a rotary phone. We
had a phone we had to stay next to. And we had to dial it. You realize how primitive... You're
making sparks in a phone and you actually would hate people with zeros in their numbers,
because it was more... Like, this guy has two zeros, screw that guy. What would I wanna?...
And then if they called and you weren’t home the phone would just ring lonely by itself. And
then if you wanted money you had to go in the bank. When it was open for like 3 hours, stay in
line to raise up a check like an idiot. And then when you ran out of money you just go, well I
can't do any more things now.

that's it. Yeah.

And even if you had a credit card, the guy go ____ and bring out this whole ____ and you had
to call the president to see if you had any money...

It's all true kids, you had to call the president, yeah. It was ridiculous. Do you feel that we now
in the 21th century, we take technology for granted?

Well yeah, because now we live in an amazing, amazing world. And its wasted on the crappiest
generation of spoiled idiots that don't care. Because this is what people are like now. They got
their phone and would be like ____ it won't... Give it a second! It's going to space. Can you give
it a second to get back from space?

It's true, it's true.

I was on an airplane and there was internet, high-speed internet on the airplane. It's the
newest thing that I know exist. And I’m sitting on the plane and they go, open up your laptop,
you can go on the internet. And it’s fast, and I'm watching YouTube clips, it’s amazing... I'm on
an airplane. Then it breaks down and they apologize the internet is not working. The guy next
to me goes ____ this is bullshit.

[laughter]

How quickly the world owes him something, he knew existed only ten seconds ago. And I'm
playing...
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And it's like an horror story. They act like their flight was a cattle car in the 40s in Germany.
That's how bad they make it sound. They're like, "it was the worst day of my life. First of all we
didn't board, for 20 minutes. Then we got on the plane and they made us sit there, on the run
way, for 40 minutes." Oh really what happened next? Did you fly thought the air incredibly,
like a bird? Did you take part in the miracle of human flight? You non-contributing zero!

[laughter]

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God, wow!" You are flying. You're sitting in a chair in the sky. Here is the thing. People say
there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in 5 hours. That used to take 30
years to do that. And a bunch of you would die on the way there... And have a baby. You would
be whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie, and
you take a dump, and you're home.

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[laughter]

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[applause]

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[applause]
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[applause]

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[applause]

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[laughter]

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[laughter]

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[laughter]

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No.