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strange days
Mystery bangs from North Yorkshire to New York, London
hypno-heist, Burma’s giant bell, Islamic apocalypse, ghosts
CONTENTS
of WWI, two-trunked elephant, resurrections, Jordanian rock
rings, Portuguese angel hair – and much more.
features
COVER STORY
reports
16 THE TOWN AT THE END OF THE WORLD
Dabiq and Islamic eschatology
32 BLASTS FROM THE PAST
No 55. The cities of lost children
48 FIRST FORTEANS
No 11. Ego rising: Arthur C Clarke
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regulars
JONATHAN GREET
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02 EDITORIAL 74 IT HAPPENED TO ME
56 PULLING THE COSMIC TRIGGER 5 THE REAL ALEX JONES 59 REVIEWS 79 PHENOMENOMIX
Bringing Discordian drama to the stage Conspiracy theorist or dead comedian?
71 LETTERS 80 STRANGE DEATHS
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a digest of the worldwide weird
strangedays
Mysterious big bang theories
A series of unexplained booms rattles windows, and people, from North Yorkshire to New York
Thousands of people right using such engines to reach
across Britain reported hearing five times the speed of sound
a series of loud bangs in the sky – but given the increasingly
around 10.30pm on Saturday, 29 sophisticated satellite system,
November, shaking windows and there seems little point for
scaring pets. Many described fearsomely fast (and expensive)
them as sounding like explosions manned aircraft. Anyway, why
or thunder, while others thought develop an aeroplane quite so
they were similar to sonic booms absurdly noisy?
(made by aircraft passing through Maybe the sounds were made
the sound barrier). Such booms by a fireball – a meteor burning
ENSIGN JOHN GAY / NASA
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hYPNotiC goodBYe to BaCK froM
heist all that the dead
The criminal Robert Graves’s The resurrected
conjuror who spooky tale and Polish pensioner
robbed a London other ghosts of and some other
shopkeeper the Great War lucky stiffs
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American Grotesque
W
illiam Mortensen the very substance of
is the great the grotesque... but little
forgotten has been done with it by
pioneer of American photographers”. Indeed,
photography: a master Mortensen was described
technician and maverick as “the antichrist” by
visionary whose embrace ‘straight’ photographer
of Romantic pictorialism Ansel Adams and loathed
and subject matter that by his influential Group f/64
tended toward the dark, coterie. Recently, the tide
erotic and outré served to has perhaps begun to turn,
isolate him from his peers with the publication of the
and banish him from the first book-length survey
growing realist hegenomy of his work and major
of ‘straight’ photography. exhibitions around the US.
He brought Fay Wray to
Hollywood, worked as a Clockwise from top:
set designer for Cecil B
DeMille and Tod Browning “Off for the Sabbot”,
and, through the 1930s, c. 1927 (Hereward
was a hugely successful Carrington Estate)
Hollywood photographer,
shooting stars from “A Tibetan Priest” (aka
Valentino to Peter Lorre. “Tantric Sorcerer”), silver
Always fascinated by gelatin print, c. 1932
the occult, Mortensen (Dennis Reed collection)
spent years working
on a planned “Pictorial “Untitled” (staked witch
History of Witchcraft and scene), silver gelatin
Demonology”, which he print, c. 1927 (Hereward
described as a “very fruitful Carrington Estate)
field for grotesque art...
Fear, secrecy, and converse American Grotesque: The
with evil powers, were Life and Art of William
characteristic elements Mortensen, edited by
of this mysterious cult Larry Lytle and Michael
which is as old as man. Moynihan, is published by
These elements are of Feral House, pricedFT199
£32.50.
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SPOOKY MYSTERY
Ghost-hunter Robert Laursen,
Gutta-percha flotsam
37, stabbed himself in the
chest while staying overnight
in an allegedly haunted house
Javanese rubbery blocks wash up in Europe after a century
in Iowa. Airlifted to hospital, he
remained in a critical condition. In the summer of 2012,Tracey LEFT: One of the tablets that have
Josiah and Sarah Moore, their Williams was walking her dog landed on European beaches.
four children and two other along a beach near her home
children were axed to death in in Newquay, Cornwall, when said oceanographer Curtis
the house in 1912. The crime she spotted a black tablet on Ebbesmeyer, who specialises
was never solved. Sun, 10 Nov the sand, made of something in tracking flotsam. “It only
2014. resembling rubber. It looked takes 25 years for flotsam to go
SHC PREVENTED like a large chopping board around the world, and they’ve
with the word ‘Tjipetir’ probably been around long
Luang Pu Pim, 65, abbot
engraved on it. Weeks later, she enough to go around the world
of Thailand’s Wat Weruwan
found another on a different three times.They’re still in
temple, was interred in a
wooden coffin (with air holes) beach alongside bales of good condition after all these
on 9 September after telling rubber, washed up in a cove. years, which is unusual.They’re
his followers that he was going Doing some research, she probably one of the great pieces
to meditate himself to death in discovered that these blocks of flotsam that people may be
two days, whereupon his body had been appearing on beaches of 2013, Williams was contacted finding 100 years from now.”
and the coffin would sponta- across northern Europe. separately by two people, neither Ebbesmeyer said various gyres
neously combust. Local au- Tjipetir turned out to be the of whom wished to be named, (ocean currents) might pull the
thorities and senior Buddhists name of a rubber plantation who both pinpointed the same blocks from Spain across to the
intervened and rescued the in West Java, Indonesia, which wreck as the source.They knew Americas “mirroring the same
exhausted monk. His daughter operated in the late 19th and of a salvage company carrying route that Columbus took” before
revealed that he had once died early 20th centuries.The blocks out recovery of cargo from the possibly ending up in Florida.
in a cave but was brought back were not strictly rubber, but Japanese ocean liner Miyazaki The ones found in the North Sea
to life by a miracle. Interna- a latex material known as Maru (8,520 tons), sunk by “should go up past Norway, turn
tional Business Times, 11 Sept gutta-percha, the gum of a tree German submarine U-88 on 31 east past the top of Siberia, go
2014. found in the Malay Peninsula May 1917, during a voyage from through the Bering Strait into the
BULLSEYE! and Malaysia, used in the 19th Yokohama to London, with a North Pacific and go all over from
and early 20th centuries to cargo that included Tjipetir there”. Ebbesmeyer has appeared
Colorado pilot Brian Veatch,
52, lost power while towing
insulate telegraph cables on the blocks. (Submarine U-88 was in these pages before, explaining
an advertising banner in his seabed. Before plastic became captained by Walther Schwieger, the travels of 29,000 plastic bath
single-engine Piper Pawnee widespread, gutta-percha was also one of Germany’s most successful toys lost overboard in a Pacific
and crashed into a suburban used to make such items as golf U-boat aces. Schwieger was also storm in 1992 (FT177:10).
Denver house that he once balls, teddy bear noses, picture in charge of another German Several people have also
owned. Police said it appeared frames and jewellery. U-boat that in May 1915 had reported finding Tjipetir blocks
to be a mere coincidence. He Williams began charting her sunk the RMS Lusitania, which is back in 2008, before the current
walked away unhurt. <i> 8 May progress on Facebook, which thought to have hastened the US’s salvage operation is thought
2014. led to many people coming entry into World War I.) to have begun on the Miyazaki
forward to reveal their own gutta- The wreck of the Miyazaki Maru. One person has come
percha beach finds.These were Maru lies 150 miles (241.5km) forward to say they found a block
not only around England and west of the Scilly Isles. “I was told more than 30 years ago and used
Wales but also in Shetland, the that when salvage work is done, it as a chopping board to gut
Channel Islands, Spain, France, the cargo they are looking for fish on their fishing boat. “Many
the Netherlands, Germany, is pulled out in large amounts, ships would have been carrying
Norway, Sweden and Denmark. and the gutta-percha and rubber gutta-percha, so it’s possible that
Along with these blocks, bales bales have been released from the cargo is coming from more
and rolls of rubber are also the ship’s hold as a result,” said than one source,” said Williams.
MARTIN ROSS
being washed up.The Williams. Alison Kentuck, the “It is being seen as pollution
French film-maker Nina British Government’s Receiver – and I clean debris from my
Barbier made a short of Wreck, the official who local beaches all the time – but
documentary showing administers wreck and salvage the gutta-percha is a natural
the blocks washing ashore in the laws within UK territorial waters, product, so it does degrade. I’ve
Netherlands. agrees that it is most likely seen disintegrated blocks on the
There has been speculation the blocks are cargo from the beach. Perhaps other companies
that the gutta-percha could be Miyazaki Maru. are salvaging material from World
coming from the wreck of the “Based on the findings so War I wrecks too. It is possible
Titanic, which had indeed been far, [the Tjipetir blocks] are that some of it is from the Titanic.
carrying gutta-percha and bales clearly being fed into the I don’t know.” Times, 11 Nov; [AP]
of rubber.Then, in the summer hemispheric ocean circulation,” BBC News, 1 Dec 2014.
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SIDELINES...
MISSING TIME IN
ROSWELL
burma’s GianT bell 300 TonnEs oF bronzE - and
a poinT oF burmEsE pridE
“i found in
The fate of the Dhammazedi the bottom, taking de Brito’s ship
STONED SHEEP Bell is one of Burma’s murkiest with it.
mysteries. Last summer, a new In subsequent centuries,
a very faire
A flock of sheep was left feel-
ing rather woolly-headed after salvage attempt was under way recovering the bell became
munching on £4,000-worth in Yangon (Rangoon). Legend a point of both Buddhist
of 3ft (90cm) cannabis plants
in seven bags that had been
has it that the bell, the biggest
the world has ever seen, was cast Hall a very and Burmese national pride.
There have been at least seven
dumped in their field on
Fanny’s Farm in Mersham,
Surrey. “They weren’t quite
in the 1480s by order of King
Dhammazedi and was given large bell” serious salvage attempts
in the last 25 years, some
to the Schwe Dagon Pagoda in involving international teams
on their backs with their legs Dagon (modern Yangon), the and sophisticated underwater
in the air, but they probably most sacred Buddhist site in Venice, 1590). equipment. One in 1995 involved
had the munchies,” said their Burma (aka Myanmar). It was In 1608 the Portuguese deep-sea diver James Blunt,
owner Nellie Budd, a farm shop made of 297,103kg (655,000lb) of adventurer and mercenary Filipe another the Australian filmmaker
manager. “I’ll tell you about metal – that’s nearly 300 tonnes de Brito e Nicote – known locally Damien Lay. The water is muddy
the meat next week.” Sunday – mostly bronze but with some as Nga Zinga – seized the bell and visibility extremely poor.
Telegraph, 19 Oct 2014.
gold and silver. In 1583, Gasparo with the aim of melting it down Three shipwrecks in the area
Balbi, a Venetian gem merchant, to make ships’ cannons. He rolled compound the difficulties.
visited the Shwe Dagon Pagoda it down Singuttara Hill to a raft More than £150,000 was
and wrote in his diary: “I found on the Pazundaung Creek. From donated towards the latest
in a faire Hall a very large Bell, here, the bell was hauled by attempt, which began on 9
which we measured, and found elephants to the Pegu (now Bago) August, and every day hundreds
to be seven paces and three hand River. The bell and raft were of spectators gathered on the
breadths, and it is full of Letters lashed to de Brito’s flagship for banks of the Bago River eager
from the top to the bottome… but the journey across the river to for the latest news. Many sat for
there was no Nation that could Syriam (present day Thanlyin), hours huddled under umbrellas,
understand them, no not the men but at the confluence of the Pegu shielded from both the hot
of Pegu, and they remember not and Yangon Rivers, off what is sun and the regular deluges of
whence, nor how it came thither.” now known as Monkey Point, the monsoon rain. Two old wooden
(Viaggio delle Indie Orientali, etc, raft broke up and the bell went to vessels were used by the diving
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OVERCOOKED
A drunken woman accused
of starting a fire in her ex-
boyfriend’s house in Utah by
leaving 1lb (0.45kg) of bacon
cooking unattended was to
stand trial on arson charges.
Her name? Cameo Crispi, 32.
irishexaminer.com, 1 Sept
2014.
HAMPSHIRE FAUNA
Within the space of an hour,
police in Hampshire were
called to deal with both a
wallaby and an alpaca running
wild within 10 miles (16km) of
each other. Officers failed to
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ALESSANDRA PIASECKA
dress, and called the RSPCA.
D.Telegraph, 17 Sept 2014.
SERPENT MISCHIEF
Sarah Espinosa, 22, from
Albany, New York, crashed her
Toyota Prius into a Long Island
fire station on 4 August, dam-
aging two fire trucks. She had
a python wrapped around her
neck, which she had stolen
from a nearby pet shop. Police
were not sure if the snake had
caused her to crash, or if her
driving was impaired by drink.
[R] 5 Aug 2014.
DANGEROUS TOWELS
Asked on his television
programme The 700 Club
whether a trip to Kenya was
risky, batty televangelist Pat
Robertson said: “You might
get Aids in Kenya. The towels
could have Aids.” D.Telegraph,
GABRIEL BOUYS / AFP / GETTY IMAGES
25 Oct 2014.
WHAT A PRATT
A suspected drug dealer was
caught with a stash in his
underwear – in a village called
Pratt’s Bottom. The 26-year-
old was held after police saw
him driving suspiciously in the
village, in south-east London.
More drugs were found in his
VERONA MOONBOW a very dark sky, a specific angle of I realised I had succeeded I was
This impressive photograph the Moon in relation to the Earth, very happy and excited. It was a
car. Metro, 3 Oct 2014.
(top) of a “real” lunar rainbow the presence of humidity particles dream realised.” For more of Ms
SHOOTING THE MOON above Castelvecchio Bridge in after a light rain and the absence Piasecka’s photographs, see www.
Cameron Read, 39, of Prescott Verona, Italy, was taken at about of nearby waterfalls producing the alessandrapiasecka.com.
Valley, Arizona, was arrested 9.20pm on 22 June 2013. The ‘spray’ effect. It also required a
for unlawfully discharging a photographer was Alessandra long exposure. I tried several times ST PETER’S HALO
firearm after his girlfriend Piasecka, who writes: “I’ve loved to capture it, but the conditions Photographer Gabriel Bouys
reported him. “He told us the rainbows since I was a child and were never quite right until that captured this atmospheric shot
Moon was coming towards him the magical and fascinating lunar evening. It was about half an hour (above). It shows the silhouette of
and he wanted to shoot it,” rainbow has a special charm. I after sunset. I shot at f/11, 73”, 100 a statue at St Peter’s Square as the
said a policeman. He admitted had long wanted to capture this ISO (EXIF data). The naked eye Sun rose through clouds before a
smoking weed. Adelaide Sun- rare phenomenon, which requires cannot catch it so I had to check general audience of Pope Francis
day Mail, 15 June 2104. several preconditions: a full Moon, the ‘Live View’ of my Relfex: when on 29 October 2014 at the Vatican.
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MATT PATTINSON
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SPECIAL REPORT
D
abiq is a small Syrian in the west and the arrival of the Mahdi,
town north of Aleppo the great Islamic leader of the final
and close to the Turkish days.
border. In most respects it Allah has not given a date for
is a remote backwater of Qiyamah, but, as in the Christian
little importance; and yet its capture tradition, there are many believers
was given priority last summer by the who have attempted to calculate
notorious Islamic State movement (aka the day, month and year. In both
Daesh/Isis/Isil). It was the location, Isis fundamentalist Christianity and Islam
boasted, of at least one of the vicious there is currently a sense of urgency;
beheadings of Western hostages. in particular, the creation of the state
Dabiq is also the name chosen by of Israel in 1948 is viewed as a crucial
Isis for the masthead of its glossy pointer to the final events in human
propaganda magazine.The publication history on Earth.
is printed in several languages, While Christians expect a figure
including English, and is aimed at
recruiting jihadists from the West.
But why choose the name of a town
Islamic ABOVE: Scenes
from Dabiq have
turned up in Isis
known as the Antichrist to precede
the return of Jesus, in Islam there
are the figures of the Dajjal and the
with a population of under 4,000 in
a remote area of the Middle East for eschatology videos, with the
Islamic State
flag seen flying
Suffyani.The Dajjal will be a false
messiah and embodiment of evil, the
talks of great
a magazine title? And why target a over the town’s Suffyani a tyrant who “will kill children
town of limited military or strategic rooftops. and rip open the bellies of women”.
significance? BELOW: A view of In that it is prophesied he will come
A clue lies in the words of an Isis
executioner as recorded on video:
“Here we are, burying the first
conflicts Dabiq, allegedly
showing the
ruins of the
from Damascus, the Suffyani has been
identified in some quarters as Bashar
al Assad, the Syrian president. In one
Sulayman
American Crusader in Dabiq, eagerly Bin-Abd-al-Malik
source, a description of the Suffyani’s
waiting for the remainder of your in The Qur’an comparable to the Bible’s shrine, believed physical appearance is given which, it is
armies to arrive.” Book of Revelation, but several Hadith to have been now being argued, matches that of the
The answer lies in an influential – collections of the sayings of the destroyed by Isis Syrian leader in many respects.
Islamic version of the Apocalypse. Prophet Mohammed – set out what to militants. It has been prophesied that when the
Dabiq is to many Muslims what expect.There will be a time of warning, Suffyani hears of the Mahdi’s arrival he
Armageddon is to Christians: the it is said, when world events will point will send an army to kill him, but the
place where a great End Time battle is to the imminent Day of Judgment, Earth will swallow up his troops before
destined to be fought. Qiyamah.There will be both major and they can reach him.The Mahdi is the
The Sunni and Shia traditions minor signs. Of the many minor ones figure who will rule on Earth before
have their differences when it come there will be an increase in immorality, Judgment Day. For Sunnis, the Mahdi
to eschatology, the study of the end in greed, in the drinking of alcohol and is a figure yet to come; for Shia he has
of time, but the two strands of Islam in war. already arrived, but remains hidden
hold many apocalyptic prophecies The major signs consist of 10 until the moment of revelation. (For
in common.There is no single and extraordinary events, including the more on various candidates for the
authoritative account of the Apocalypse descent of Jesus, or Isa, the Sun rising Mahdi, see FT304:10-11)
In September 2012, addressing the
United Nations in NewYork, the Iranian
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
spoke of events to come from a Shia
perspective and the return of the figure
known as the Twelfth Imam. “God
Almighty has promised us a man of
kindness, a man who loves people and
loves absolute justice, a man who is
a perfect human being and is named
Imam Al-Mahdi, a man who will come
in the company of Jesus Christ,” he
said.The appearance of the Mahdi on
Earth “will mark a new beginning, a
rebirth and a resurrection. It will be the
beginning of peace, lasting security and
genuine life.”
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MATT PATTINSON
alan mUrdie begins a two-part survey of the ghostly literature of the Great War
1915: “One might perhaps have expected being “haunted by the question: What
that the war, with its large tale of casualties unconscious logic creates such irrational
and with the increased emotional tension frenzy? Is there some psychic factor waiting
accompanying it, would have produced a to be understood by parapsychology?” (See
number of interesting experiences. But An Introduction to Parapsychology in the
on the whole, evidence of apparitions at Context of Science, 1983). Notably after
the time of death or wounding has been World War I, Sigmund Freud would speculate
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about a death urge (thanatos) existing within psychologically interesting as a remarkable had seen the ‘Angels at vimy Ridge’ in
humanity, in addition to the sexual drives instance of the speed with which a false 1917 as he was going over the top. He had
and components proposed in psychoanalytic rumour may spread”. never seen anything paranormal since…”
theory (See ‘Freud’s Concept of the Death An even more famous example were the Unfortunately, beyond these tantalising
Drive and its Relation to the Superego’ by ‘Angels of Mons’, which the SPR dismissed details, no further information was gleaned
Joanne Faulkner, in Minerva – An Internet following enquiries soon after the alleged from Mr Cheek – though the battle of vimy
Journal of Philosophy vol. 9 2005). events, owing to lack of first-hand witnesses. Ridge was nearly three years after the Battle
Aspects of mass psychology were (See ‘An enquiry concerning “Angels at of Mons. (See ‘Further experiments in
considered by the Society for Psychical Mons”’ in Journal of the SPR, 17 Dec 1915, Apparitional Observation’, Journal of the SPR
Research from as early as December 1914 pp.106-18; Mysteries Solved and Unsolved, vol.40, no.706, Dec 1960.)
when it appealed for first-hand information 1958, by Harold T Wilkins.) Alleged predictions and prophecies
concerning the alleged passing of large In fact, one very late witness of the ‘Angel concerning the Great War were much
bodies of Russian troops across the UK in of Mons’ actually emerged en passant in in vogue throughout its duration and
August 1914. These included reports of 1960, during an experiment into human afterwards. These include claims that
troop trains thundering all night through perception and apparitional forms. This was ghostly omens heralded the conflict, ranging
junctions and the appearance of Russian conducted by the late Tony Cornell during from tales that the hounds of Herne the
soldiers seen “with snow on their boots” a party at a house in Ayot Roding, essex, Hunter had been heard in Windsor Great
in the middle of August. Belief in these involving the staging of a fake ghost in the Park to an extraordinary claim that the
Russian legions swept through the country garden for the benefit of 16 unsuspecting Screaming Skull of Bettiscombe in Dorset
and may even have influenced the German guests, in order to test their reactions. sweated blood in 1914 in anticipation of the
commanders on the Continent. SPR Nearly all the guests proved to be amused conflict. (See The Lore of the Land, 2008, by
enquiries suggested that “the ‘materialising rather than frightened by the fake ‘phantom’, Jennifer Westwood and Jacqueline Simpson;
energy’ of these Russian ghosts was further deducing very quickly it was just a party trick. A Gazetteer of British Ghosts, 1971, by Peter
increased by the fact that during this same The exception was “a Mr AF Cheek, who Underwood).
month of August, 1914, a substantial body was acting as the barman”, who thought Terrible imagery also appeared in dreams,
of Russian reservists passed through this it was a real ghost when, on hearing the notably those of Carl Jung (1875-1961), who
country on their way home from America. laughter, went to the window and saw the had disturbing nightmares of an “intolerable
The men were not in uniform, but their figure. Cornell reported: “An official observer outpouring of blood” and the German
nationality was likely to become known in standing three feet [90cm] away from him mythical hero Siegfried during 1913, as
any places through which they passed, and said that Mr Cheek was transfixed and did described in his Memories, Dreams and
so the tale of Russian troops in england not take his eyes off the figure for the whole Reflections (1961). Critical scrutiny of many
grew yet wilder”, with the rumours being of the time it was visible, and appeared alleged prophecies revealed very few that
“composed of a large superstructure oblivious to his surroundings…[afterwards] rated as potentially precognitive; perhaps
of fancy built on a small basis of fact… Whilst being questioned he said that he the most interesting were those produced
ABOVE: ‘Shining Angels throw a protective curtain around men from the lincolnshire Regiment at Mons’ in a picture from the 1915 book The Chariots of the Gods.
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ARCHÆOLOGY
MATT PATTINSON
Our archæological round-up is brought to you by Paul Devereux, Managing Editor of Time & Mind – The Journal
of Archæology, Consciousness and Culture (www.tandfonline.com/rtam)
AAPAME
ABOVE: One of the giant rings found in the Jordanian desert. BELOW: The Bronze age sundial decorated with a pattern of small round holes corresponding with sunrises
at the equinoxes and solstices. BOTTOM: Rock art in the desert of southern New Mexico may be linked with hallucinogenic plants growing beneath the painted panels.
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CLASSI CAL
CORNER
deliberately planted – or rather, as the FORTEANA FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD COMPILED BY BARRY BALDWIN
researchers seem to think, were seeded
accidentally by shamans who produced
the pictograms and who brought the
plants to the sites so as to enable
183: MOB-HANDED
entrance to the spirit world. Pottery (The ultimate comment on lynching remains sexagenarian Neo-Platonist philosopher
shards thought to belong to the Jornada Billie Holiday’s hauntingly elegiac ‘Strange Hypatia (a dashing beauty in her day; cf.
Mogollon, a culture that occupied the Fruit’) Maria Dzielska, Hypatia of Alexandria, 1995):
region c. AD 500-1500, have also been Ancient lynchings began with the limb-from- “Her flesh was scraped from her bones with
found at some of these sites. Western limb rending of pop star Orpheus by frenzied sharp oyster shells, and her quivering limbs
Digs, 17 Oct 2014. Greek bobby-soxers, an episode reworked in were delivered to the flames” – Gibbon, ch47,
In his own wanderings in this remote Euripides’s Bacchæ. Juvenal (Sixth Satire) based on Socrates’s Church History, bk7 ch15,
region, your columnist found ancient descants on the violent emotions of Roman and John of Nikiu’s Chronicle, ch84 paras 87-
Mimbres Indian rock art (carvings) that groupies at concerts. 103.
were clearly shamanic – bear shamans, in Athenian lawgiver Draco (whence In light of this, one is entitled to savour
fact – depicting among other things ritual ‘draconian’: FT183:18) fell victim to an comparable episcopal mobbings. Bishop
activity and strongly indicating that the accidental friendly lynching, being so thickly George of Cappadocia was kicked to death
Mimbres, at least, used mushrooms (see showered with coats and cushions that he was on Christmas Eve, AD 361. Gibbon (ch23),
Haunted Land). suffocated (Suda D1495) – But how did you perhaps with tongue in cheek, exploiting both
enjoy the play, Mrs Draco? pagan and Christian sources, took delight in
SOUNDS FAMILIAR Canine lynchings, too: irreverent authors equating this former fraudulent bacon-dealer
The Daily Telegraph of 29 October went big Euripides and Lucian were both torn to pieces with St George of England – try telling that to
(“Could Stonehenge have been built to give by marauding Rovers.
ritual dancers sound effects?”) apparently Republican Roman
based on a presentation given by Steven radical politician-brothers
Waller at a meeting of the Acoustical Tiberius and Caius
Society of America in Indianapolis (27-31 Gracchus suffered similar
October). Waller spoke about the reflection fates (details in Plutarch’s
of soundwaves (i.e. echoes) at rock art Lives). Tiberius was beaten
and megalithic sites, and how prehistoric to death by a senatorial
people viewed this as supernatural. gang with planks and
Waller’s work is good, but it would be nice sticks. Caius’s clubbing
if journalists could contextualise their was preceded by the mass
stories a bit more than they tend to do. stabbing of supporter
As it happens, this “news” is slightly old Antyllus with long-nibbed
hat – your columnist doesn’t want to keep pens – he got the point.
shamelessly citing his own books, but To increase the bounty
Waller’s work was described in Stone Age based on the weight of
Soundtracks (www.pauldevereux.co.uk) Caius’s head, the cunning
back in 2001! claimant scooped out its
Not only that, the journalist failed to give brains, replacing them with
a reference to the more comprehensive molten lead.
acoustic work of David Keating and Aaron With cognate dexterity, since the our nation’s football fans.
Watson at Stonehenge (and elsewhere) in decapitated bonce of lynched emperor In AD 443, the disgraced courtier-poet
the mid-late 1990s, and the work on (what Galba (AD 69) was bald, its carrier managed Cyrus of Panopolis (cf. Alan Cameron, ‘The
has later turned out to be brain-affecting) by hooking his thumb through the mouth Empress & the Poet,’ Yale Classical Studies
resonance inside selected prehistoric sites (Suetonius, Galba, ch20 para4). 27, 1982, 217-90) was forcibly episcopated
in the same period by the International One consequence of Cæsar’s fateful game of and sent to Cotyæum as its new bishop. His
Consciousness Research Laboratories Ides and Seek (FT221:23) was the lynching of inaugural sermon was instantly famous,
(www.ICRL.org) team, which was written up the wrong Cinna: “Tear him to pieces. He’s a consisting as it did of a single sentence
for the Journal of the very same Acoustical conspirator.” “I am Cinna the poet, I am Cinna ending with an emphatic Amen! As Cameron
Society of America, as it happens. And the poet.” “Tear him for his bad verses.” – Bill remarks, the congregation was “evidently too
more unforgivably, because of its recent Shakespeare’s tearful lines, JC 3.3.31-4. taken aback to lynch him” – as they had his
date and the publicity it caused, the Ancient Egyptians would not have been four predecessors. Perhaps they were simply
journalist failed to cite the paper earlier this content with Tahir Square. Diodorus Siculus grateful for such unaccustomed pulpit brevity.
year by this columnist and Jon Wozencroft (Universal History, bk1 ch83 paras8-9) Via a bionic leap forward in time, we end
on the sonic stones at the source of the describes the lynching of a Roman for with Giuseppe Prina, beaten to death in
Stonehenge bluestones (see Time & Mind accidentally killing a sacred cat – a man of Milan (20 April 1814) in a riot known as ‘The
vol.7, no.1; FT310:18-19). uncertain felines. Philo (Against Flaccus, Battle of the Umbrellas’ (cf. Tim Heald, My
The point is, these stories appear para44) accuses that Roman governor of Dear Hugh: Letters from Richard Cobb to Hugh
haphazardly in the mainstream press often organising the first recorded pogroms against Trevor-Roper, 2011, 10) – a fate that should
without providing the reader with the tools Jews in AD 40 at Alexandria. have befallen Steve ‘The Wally with the brolly’
to see the joined-up picture of a moving Centuries later (AD 415) in that same Mclaren.
wave of research. city, egged on by Bishop Cyril, a mob of “I ain’t seen one good lynchin’ in years” –
monks (ironically, lay-healers) lynched the Tom Lehrer, ‘Dixie’
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ANGEL HAIR [FT106:18] LEFT: The wisps of ‘angel jags, screams, fainting and
A rain of hair’ caught on video in uncontrolled shaking. Parents
mysterious Portugal last October. suspected spirit possession,
strands of and some were taken to Talisay
wispy, white ambulance to hospital City to see Msgr. Frederick
‘angel hair’ fell where the woman Kriekenbeek, the official exorcist
from the sky in was injected with a for the archdiocese of Cebu.
Portugal late muscle relaxant. This “Our conclusion is that this
last October, and episode qualifies as a was an ordinary case of mass
was actually filmed falling (http:// strange phenomenon, hysteria,” said councillor Dave
travel.aol.co.uk/2014/11/27/ufo- since victims of penis Tumulak, chairman of the Cebu
rains-angel-hair-portugal-video). captivus generally City Disaster Risk Reduction and
“It fell during the afternoon,” have trouble Management Council, who called
said a local, who did not want to disengaging for only in government social workers
be named. “I tried to inquire if a few seconds. Sun, 14 to give the girls a psychological
aeroplanes flew over before, but Oct 2014. debriefing. He asked school
no straight answer. It happened but failed to provide accurate officials to excuse the girls from
two weekends in a row. A couple references [FT78:62]. PURLOINED PENIS PANIC classes for two days and to restrict
of friends and I sent it to be Nigel Watson, old pal of [FT273:10] outdoor activities. He said the
analysed – and the weirdest the Gang of Fort and author Christopher school had already had two
things happened. It reacts to of the Haynes Manual for UFO Steven Kenyon, incidents of “possession” in 2014.
ultraviolet light. It comes alive.” Investigations, said: “Sightings of 27, of Napier The students were brought
An earlier fall of angel hair in UFOs were commonly associated Close, St Helens, to the district health centre for
Portugal occurred on 2 November with angel hair up to the 1970s, Merseyside, was a medical check-up. Some were
1959 in the city of Évora. It was and in the past it has been seen convinced his shaking in fear and shouting;
collected and analysed by armed in association with religious ex-girlfriend others were carried in the arms
forces technicians and scientists visions in the sky, such as in had “stolen his of family members. Their vital
of the University of Lisbon, who Fatima, Portugal, in 1917. These genitals”. Such a delusion seems signs were normal, apart from
concluded it was produced by fine fibres falling from the sky to occur regularly in West Africa, raised pulse rates. The girls had
a small insect or a single-celled were regarded as being the but this is the first time news of participated in a girl scouts
organism of some kind. by-product of UFO propulsion an English case has been received camp over the weekend. “They
On 20 October 2014, systems, although sceptics at Fortean Towers. At Liverpool had a tiring weekend and the
about the same time as the tend to explain them as being Crown Court in June 2013, weather was hot,” said Tumulak.
latest Portuguese angel hair created by migrating spiders Kenyon was convicted of “putting “They were sharing some
fall, another took place in or by dust particles polarised a person in fear” contrary to stories at camp and it may have
Polonnaruwa in Sri Lanka. by atmospheric electricity. It is anti-harassment laws, and was affected them.” He speculated
Similar sightings of strands only in recent years that angel confined indefinitely to a mental that they had “created their
falling from the sky have hair sightings have returned hospital. At the Criminal Appeal own scenarios”, drawing on
been reported in Finland and again. Samples quickly evaporate Court in London in December superstitious beliefs.
Canada, among many other making it difficult to analyse 2014, he failed in his appeal to be In separate interviews, some
places – but the samples often their composition and nature.” released. Lord Justice McCombe girls said they saw images of a
evaporate before they can be Gossip Lanka, Oct; Metro, said he would only be freed family of three being brutally
properly analysed. However, openminds.tv, 26 Nov; Int. Business on the say-so of the Secretary killed. “I saw them being
spectrographic analysis of Times (Australia), 2014. of State for Justice. It is not massacred. They had very red
material collected from an explained why a self-examination eyes like fire,” one student said.
angel hair incident in Venice in GETTING STUCK IN couldn’t cure the poor man of his Another student said the “spirits”
1954 revealed that it contained [FT314:14] delusion. Liverpool Echo, 14 Dec were angry after some students
boron, silicon, calcium, and An embarrassed 2014. accidentally hit a tree on Friday
magnesium; aside from its couple had to night, 14 November. One report
composition, researchers were be separated DAZED AND CONFUSED said that two sisters claimed to be
unable to determine what it was. by medics [FT316:36-40] possessed by spirits which their
Conspiracy theorists believe after getting On 20 November mother believed was linked to
angel hair could be related to attached to each 2014, classes two mango trees being cut down
UFO propulsion systems – or other while were suspended near the school.
even to ‘chemtrails’, sinister indulging in at Don Vicente Some students pointed to
biological agents supposedly some submarine coitus at Porto Rama National third year student Ana (not her
distributed by aircraft around the San Giorgio in Italy. Suffering High School in real name) as the one who was
world. Researcher Allan J Manak penis captivus (trapped todger) Basak-Pardo, initially “possessed” before
of the United Aerial Phenomena in front of a beach full of Cebu City, other girls started acting in a
Agency catalogued 65 falls of sunbathers, they made their way Philippines, when 21 (or 35) bizarre fashion. Ana, who said
angel hair from AD 679 to 1977, to the shore and were taken by students succumbed to crying she was encountering “a family
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ALIEN ZOO
KARL SHUKER presents
his regular round-up
from the crypto-
zoological garden
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RESURRECTIONS The polish pensioner who woke up in a body bag, The woman who
sTopped breaThing for Two hours and oTher Tales of The living dead
According to the Daily Telegraph, LEFT: Walter Williams was found live
“Just 38 cases of Lazarus syndrome, and kicking in a zipped-up body bag.
or return of circulation after BELOW: 91-year-old Janina Kolkiewicz.
failure of CPR, have been reported
worldwide since it was first by three doctors after efforts
described in 1982.” Since the Gang to revive her apparently failed
of Fort receives about a dozen at St James’s Hospital in Leeds
reports of such resurrections every in February. When her partner
year, it seems that this figure should John Harrison came in to view
be much higher. her body, he found her breathing.
She lived for another four
• Janina Kolkiewicz, 91, woke up months. Mr Harrison, 58, planned
in a body bag after being declared to sue Leeds Teaching Hospital
dead and kept in a morgue’s cold Trust, saying she should never
storage room for 11 hours. On 6 have been left in a room for three
November, her niece Bogumila hours while struggling for life.
Kolkiewicz, 54, noticed that she Sunday Mirror, 9 Mar; D.Mirror,
wasn’t breathing and called the
family doctor, Wieslawa Czyz, to
no inkling of what happened since
she has late-stage dementia,” She was kept D.Telegraph, 2 Aug 2014.
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Mythconceptions by Mat Coward
HUNT EMERSON
The Deerfield Park woman’s Formidable was sunk by a
unexpected heart failure was German submarine off Start
due to a rare amniotic fluid Point, South Devon, with the loss
embolism, a serious condition of more than 500 men.The body
in which the uterine fluid flows of Able Seaman John Cowan
into the mother’s bloodstream was found floating on a life raft
The myth
During hot weather, leaving a fan on in an empty room will make the
and reaches her heart, causing off Lyme Regis two days later.
room cooler. Because that’s what fans do: they cool the air by... um...
a vacuum effect that stops With no signs of a heartbeat, the
by... er... by moving it around... ?
circulation.The condition is sailor was laid out with two other
sudden and unpredictable, often bodies in the cellar of the Pilot
not diagnosed until the mother’s Boat, a local pub. The “truth”
death. Doctors were hard put Lassie, the landlord’s rough- Well, exactly. When you start to think about it, how could warm air
to cite the odds of Graupera- haired crossbreed collie, be cooled by simply stirring it about a bit? The answer, of course, is
Cassimiro’s survival, saying only followed the bearers into the that it couldn’t. Fans do not make air cooler. In a closed room, a fan
that revival after 45 minutes cellar and refused to leave can’t change the overall temperature – except that, in theory, it might
without a pulse is almost Cowan’s body. She licked his make it a tiny bit warmer, through the heat given off by its motor. But
unheard of. face and nuzzled his body and what fans can do is make people cooler, by means of evaporation
The resurrected woman did head for more than half an hour. and convection. Any breeze, natural or artificial, passing across our
not immediately realise what The “dead” sailor stirred and skin will make our sweat evaporate more effectively – thus cooling us
had happened, believing that was taken to hospital, where he down. At the same time, the fan’s breeze pushes the air that’s closest
she was waking up after the made a full recovery.The heart- to your body (which has become warm from its proximity to your hot
surgery. She related what she warming tale of Lassie – then bod) away from you, so that it’s replaced by cooler air, which can then
thought at the time was a dream an unusual name for a dog – was take its turn in removing heat from you.
of her late father telling her it headline news around the world,
was not her time because she and would almost certainly
was needed and had to go back. have come to the attention of sources
Later, it occurred to her that the Yorkshireman Eric Knight, then http://mentalfloss.com/article/57774/how-does-fan-work-cool-you; www.
experience was not a dream but a serviceman in America, who newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/phy00/phy00393.htm
an NDE (near-death experience). “invented” Lassie over 20 years
When obstetrician Dr Michael later [FT143:10]. disclaimer
Fleischer who delivered her Rather surprisingly, the subject of room fans turns out to be somewhat
daughter,Taily, was removing the The last round-up of the “Lazarus controversial. If you think we’ve got this all wrong, do feel free to let off
breathing tube, she told him that phenomenon” was in fT306:8-9. steam on the letters page.
mythchaser
There is no such thing as “compensation
culture,” a correspondent tells this column.
The whole idea that people in modern
Britain (and perhaps elsewhere?) are
ready to sue the arses off official bodies,
commercial companies, and each other, at
the slightest provocation is entirely invented
by the media and their pet politicians. In fact,
figures show that the precise opposite is true: as
a nation, we are suing less often, and receiving
less in compensation. Can any number-crunching FT
reader confirm or refute this?
OOK
ABOVE: Medical staff had no explanation for Ruby Graupera-Cassimiro’s return to life.
ISS MY THCONCEPTIONS THE B
DON’T M GOOD BOOKSHO
PS
E AND IN ALL
OUT NOW ONLIN
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NECROLOG This issue, we bid farewell to the former Ghost Club stalwart who was the last remaining
link to the era of Harry Price and is fondly remembered despite various spats with rivals
LEFT: Portrait of a young ghost Merryweather, encountered were less surprising. In February
hunter. apparitions and poltergeist 1974 he was a guest speaker
incidents for over a decade. at the launch of the first ghost-
made his first visit to Borley Details of some of his hunting holiday weekend at York.
in Essex, the site of the investigations were later included Organised by John Mitchell, a local
notorious Borley Rectory, in his influential A Gazetteer of history teacher and guide, this
which was to fascinate him British Ghosts (1971), reviving the novel occasion was the genesis
for the rest of his life. He tradition of ghostly guidebooks of York’s local ghost walk industry
applied to Borley investigator from the late Victorian and (see FT234:16–17) now replicated
Harry Price (1881–1948) Edwardian eras, splicing legends around the world, from New
to join the Ghost Club about ancient castles, stately Orleans to Tasmania.
PETER UNDERWOOD COLLECTION / THE GHOST CLUB
and was immediately homes and ruined abbeys with Though claiming membership
accepted. However, Price up-to-date reports of haunting. of a wide range of organisations,
died unexpectedly soon The book was a success and Underwood preferred working
afterwards and activities the following year he boldly quit independently, generally without
were suspended until his secure job in publishing to reference to the theories of other
December 1952, when pursue his own career as full-time researchers, seeking to find
Philip Paul and Percival author. It was a decision he never first-hand evidence that satisfied
Seward revived the club. regretted, and the next year he himself. He shared the secrets
Unfortunately, there was produced Haunted London (1973), of his ghost hunter’s toolkit in his
an almost immediate a followed by gazetteers of Scottish, books, most notably The Ghost
split within the organising Irish and Welsh ghosts. Hunter’s Guide (1984) and The
committee (see Some His style of re-telling many Ghost Hunters (1985), though,
PETER UNDERWOOD Unseen Power, 1985, by Philip classic ghost stories, coupled aside from the Borley story, he
Peter Underwood was the Paul), but Underwood carried on. with his own observations, cared as much for poltergeists
last of the great British ghost In 1960 he became its president, reminiscences and anecdotes, as Harry Price, having come
hunters, with experience running the club much in the style often of famous people he had across several faked cases early
stretching back to the far-off of Price, carrying out investigations encountered or claimed to have in his career, and believing such
1940s. His work consistently and visits to upmarket haunted met, became a distinctive aspect manifestations would be solved
evoked the gentlemanly and locations, and arranging after- of these and later books. They had “without recourse to the fourth
exclusive atmosphere of pre-War dinner talks. Following the example great popular appeal, certainly dimension”. Nonetheless, in one
investigations. The author of some of Price, who used the Reform being in marked contrast to respect he was ahead of many
50 books, almost all on ghosts or Club, Underwood encouraged the increasingly statistical and psychical researchers in making
psychic topics, he often stated he readers to write to him at London’s laboratory-based approach taken connections between sexuality and
had heard more first-hand ghost Savage Club, which he had joined by parapsychology. psychic phenomena (once giving a
stories than any man alive owing to in 1966. The Savage, His long experience lecture to the Society for Psychical
his presidency from 1960 to 1993 Constitutional, in publishing gave Research where the title was
of the Ghost Club. Oriental and National him an instinct for changed from ‘Sex and Psychic
He became interested in Liberal clubs all shifting public tastes, Phenomena’ to ‘The Erotic Element
ghosts as a child after hearing his hosted Ghost Club leading him to turn out in Psychical Research‘). His
grandparents’ home at Sarratt meetings over four books on whatever book Into the Occult contains an
was haunted and began collecting decades, with a wide was fashionable in interesting chapter in an area that
stories and press cuttings. On range of speakers the esoteric market. hitherto was politely ignored by
joining the Army in 1942, he was on paranormal and During the ‘Occult many in psychical research, though
sent for training to West Suffolk, esoteric topics Explosion’ of the early it outraged some spiritualists.
where he was briefly based at the addressing invitation- 1970s he wrote Into Underwood continued to be
now-demolished moated manor only gatherings. the Occult (1972), fascinated by Borley long after
house of Rushbrooke Hall, hearing In later years, he Deeper into the Occult most researchers had given up on
a strange sound on the night emphasised the (1974), and Dictionary the case, and his book The Ghost
a ghost was said to manifest. Club’s Victorian of the Supernatural. of Borley (1973) with Paul Tabori,
However, after collapsing on a rifle antecedents rather When a vampire was the literary executor of Harry Price,
range, he was declared unfit for than Price’s declining posthumous rumoured to be prowling Highgate introduced a new generation to the
military service and later moved reputation to gain access to Cemetery he wrote The Vampire’s story. He returned to the subject
into publishing work. many prestigious sites. Following Bedside Companion (1975). Other many times, realising that the
In 1947 he was present at techniques laid down in Price’s books covered dowsing, exorcism case increasingly revolved around
what was termed the first official booklet for Borley observers, these and reincarnation followed by the details of the lives of those
investigation into a haunting were seldom high-tech exercises regional ghost books. Rather who resided there as much as the
conducted by the Luton Rating (he never embraced the electronic off-field with these was Life’s A ghosts and poltergeists. In this
Assessment Committee at a gadgetry deployed today). A Drag, an unauthorised biography he was better placed than anyone
house supposedly haunted favourite investigation was into the of Danny La Rue, whilst Horror to comment, having interviewed
by Dick Turpin or his victims at haunting of Langenhoe Church, Man: The Life of Boris Karloff or contacted almost everyone
Apsley Guise, Bedfordshire. He Essex, where the rector, Canon and a book on Jack the Ripper who had lived at the Rectory from
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1929 and nearly all the surviving LEFT: A return to Borley they might creep in the intellectual
witnesses. He was later filmed at churchyard for the first loneliness of their twilight years.
Borley Church in the well-received time in 50 years. Certainly, with a new generation
BBC1 documentary The Ghost of ghost hunters captivated by
Hunters, broadcast in 1975. He Peter Underwood his books he could be most
produced The Borley Postscript who was kind encouraging, helpful and
(2002), consisting of unpublished enough to describe inspirational. Together with
material, and immediately saw me as an admirable Eddie Brazil and Paul Adams he
through the spurious We Faked The researcher and a produced the books The Borley
Ghosts of Borley Rectory (2000) by delightful friend Rectory Companion (2009), an
Louis Mayerling (real name George [..] in his book The indispensable encyclopædic guide
Carter), a piece of imaginative Ghost Hunters”. for any student of the case, and
fiction passed off as fact – which (Journal of the SPR, Shadows in the Nave (2011) on
nonetheless duped the Observer vol 55, July 1988). haunted churches.
(31 Dec 2000). Those he Of him, Eddie Brazil has written:
In publishing his own disagreed with “Peter Underwood was the King of
autobiography, No Common Task strongly could be Psychic Investigators and our last
(1983), Underwood admitted either blackballed remaining link back to the time of
EDDIE BRAzIL
errors. For example, in 1973 he from Ghost Club Harry Price, smoky bow-tie Ghost
was one of several victims of the membership Club dinners and ghost hunters in
‘Phantom Vicar of Wapping’ hoax, or sometimes flannels. It is the end of an era.”
dreamed up by author Frank Smyth a wardrobe inside an empty “drummed out” as he termed it Roger Clarke, author of A Natural
and published as fact in Man, bedroom of a house in Spencer (See Journal of the SPR, vol 58, History of Ghosts (2012), states:
Myth and Magic in 1971. What he Grove, Hackney, abandoned by April 1992) or ignored completely. “Peter Underwood was a great
believed for some 25 years to be its occupiers, the McGhee family, Some dissenters resigned and friend to me when I first grew
a powerful anti-vampire talisman on account of apparitions, weird Andrew Green (1927–2004; interested in ghosts… I think of
given to him by the Revd Montague noises and fires. He believed he obituary FT189:26), on whom he him mostly as a folklorist and a
Summers turned out to be a fake, might also have seen the ghost of had originally been on friendly man of fireside tales, for which
in fact being a specimen of what a recently deceased railwayman terms, asked not to be mentioned I have a great fondness and
are known in the antiques trade near his home in Hampshire, but in any more of his books. With susceptibility.”
as ‘Billy and Charleys’ forged by did not realise it at the time. others, disputes rumbled on for Darren Ritson author In Search
two Shadwell con-men in the late Unfortunately, his independent many years, some being patched of Ghosts (2008), wrote: “He was
1850s. Sometimes sources in his approach and personalised take up, while other controversies only a legend. His dedication to ghost
books changed over the years. on psychic investigation often ended with the deaths of the other hunting was second to none”.
For example in 1971 he stated proved problematic in dealings with parties. Rebecca Lang from Australia
that yachting author Dr Charles other researchers. At In 1993, following writes: “I corresponded with Peter
Sampson (1880–1941) had told times he would react a clash with the late several times, as have many
him of seeing a phantom coach disproportionately Commander Bill Bellars people, about all things arcane and
filled with skeletons crash into against those whom at the Ghost Club, he ghostly. He was generous with his
Potter Heigham Bridge on 31 he saw as rivals suddenly resigned as time, and a gentleman to the last”.
May 1930. By 1996 in his Peter or who offended President, and the In 2009 Peter Underwood
Underwood’s Ghosts and Haunted his sense of following year became wrote to John Fraser, author
Places his informant had changed honour, frequently the Life President of of Ghost Hunting: A Survivor’s
to BBC broadcaster A J Alan, antagonising the similarly named Guide: “I always hoped during one
who swore him to secrecy in his (often perhaps Ghost Club Society of the ghost hunts I organised
lifetime. inadvertently) other established with and supervised over the last 60
In his many years of researchers with his cousin Trevor years that irrefutable proof would
investigation, Underwood admitted sharp remarks in Kenward. For a period become evident of something
he had relatively few experiences. hostile-sounding he variously described existing after death, but I never
He heard unexplained footsteps at letters published the original Ghost found anything lasting, perhaps
Elm Rectory near Wisbech in the either in research Club as defunct or we are not meant to find it…
1940s, and on an investigation journals or posted maintained that the I never encountered anything
at ruined Minsden Chapel in to them from the Savage Club. Ghost Club Society was now the that proved life after death to
Hertfordshire one Hallowe’en, he These often caused confusion real continuation of the body, my satisfaction. However I have
heard an unexplained snatch of as much as upset on the part even producing a pamphlet of its had some truly remarkable and
music; his brother a short distance of recipients, including some he ‘history’ to try and promote the interesting experiences… and I am
behind heard nothing. On a visit had previously hailed as friends idea. He published a rather more still hoping.”
to the Spaniards Inn, Hampstead, and fellow workers. For example, balanced book in 2010. Peter Underwood, ghost hunter,
allegedly haunted by Dick Turpin, when Andrew MacKenzie rejected Following the death of his born Letchworth, Hertfordshire
he heard horses’ hooves. Perhaps his theory that the famous wife Joyce in 2003 he mellowed 23 Mar 1923; died 26 Nov 2014,
the most impressive auditory 19th century ‘Morton Ghost’ at somewhat, and such outbursts aged 91.
occurrence was in 1969, when Cheltenham was a living woman, came to be more sporadic, many Alan Murdie
he and Ghost Club Chairman Tom he sent a scalding letter to the SPR coming to the view that elderly With thanks to Eddie Brazil, Roger
Perrott (1921–2010: obituary Journal. MacKenzie’s reply began: psychical researchers should best Clarke, John Fraser, Rebecca Lang,
FT311:24) heard two raps from “I seem to be out of favour with Mr be forgiven for the errors into which and Darren Ritson.
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FORTEAN TIMES presents our monthly section featuring regular sighting
reports, reviews of classic cases, entries on major ufological topics and
hands-on advice for UFO investigators. The UFO Files will benefit from your
input, so don’t hesitate to submit your suggestions and questions.
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ROY SANDBACH
LEFT: Roy Sandbach’s illustration of the 1977 Puerto Rico incident. OPPOSITE: Alex Tomlinson’s rendering of some ‘rocketmen’ for the cover of FT240.
his daughter
possibility since many families wander their entity? There are some relevant UFO
grounds; they even stage a kite festival, reports. In Quebradillas, Puerto Rico, on 12
although not on the day in question. July 1977 a man and his daughter observed
Tests were conducted on similar large
balloons by the American Federal Aviation saw a small a small humanoid in a green ‘inflated’ suit
with a pointed helmet carrying a light atop.
humanoid in an
authorities, worried about the threat to It had four fingers, a short tail and web-like
aircraft. They found that the balloons can feet. When the daughter switched on the
reach over 3,000ft (914m), but then tend to outside light it grew scared and activated
lose upward lift and ‘drift’ before bursting. I
discovered that just nine weeks earlier the
local lifeboat launched a rescue mission
‘inflated’ suit a backpack that made it climb upwards
over a neighbouring farm and trees. The
cows reacted to this by making a racket. An
near Errol in Scotland after getting witness illuminated UFO was seen in this area by
reports that a parachutist had fallen into very unlikely he would choose a location full another local.
the water. In fact, this ‘flying man’ proved to of air traffic; and he could not possibly have Cows also featured in a similar case at
be a £16.99 4 (1.2m) ft-tall human-shaped known that an unusually low flight would see Cussac, France, on 29 August 1967. Here,
balloon in the design of Iron Man. So, does him that day because the unpredictable go- some children with their dog went towards
this offer a possible precedent for the around had only occurred moments earlier. a group of ‘youngsters’ surrounding a
Macclesfield incident? I found other sightings in the UK on silvery sphere. As they approached these
Other candidates have come forward – 13 June 2014. Two daylight (afternoon?) beings they saw that they possessed large
though not very seriously. Mr Methane – a videos are on Youtube – both posted long heads and pointed chins. Flying upwards,
performing flatulist who entered Britain’s before the Airbus case was known. One, these beings then headed into the sphere,
Got Talent to “try to put the art into fart” from Putney, shows a small dot reflecting with the dog and cows now in a state of
(he went out, and so blew it) performs in sunlight, which on close focus appears to pandemonium as it departed.
a superhero costume and comes from be a tumbling roundish shape. This may Rather closer to Macclesfield, at Baddeley
Macclesfield. But even his prodigious well be a balloon. The other was taken Green in Staffordshire, another young
emissions seem unlikely to be able to in Amersham, on the London Heathrow witness described climbing onto a storage
launch him to a height of over 3,000ft! flightpath, and even includes an aircraft heater to watch two small white-suited
Slightly more plausible is Gary Connery, passing by. The dark segmented tube alters entities fly past his window and away. They
a famous stunt man who has appeared in its shape throughout, going from looking wore visors and backpacks that appeared to
Bond movies and doubled as the Queen like a parachute canopy to a curve. The help them ‘fly’ in a posture like swimming,
leaping into the Olympic stadium during the photographer does not claim it was a UFO – but without them moving their arms and
London 2012 opening ceremony. He uses again, the images suggest a balloon, though legs.
a wing suit with a Union Jack design to jump it also resembles a caterpillar in some All of these cases were investigated
off cliffs or from aircraft and then ‘glide’ to ways. These cases offer an interesting by experienced UFO investigators who
earth. On his Facebook and Twitter accounts coincidence. considered them credible. Whilst a simpler
after this story broke he posted “Ha Ha” In conclusion, then, a rogue paraglider explanation for the Macclesfield flying man
– and suggested that it had been him might have defied the dangerous conditions seems more likely, we can file these alien
practising for an upcoming event he was and misjudged the unexpectedly low altitude sightings just in case.
organising. Connery has declined to confirm of this Airbus during its go-around. But there
this and it appears most likely it was simply is no evidence for this. Circumstantially, a For more sightings of flying humanoids, see
a joke. As a diving professional who saw one man-shaped balloon could have reached Peter Hassall, “Aeronauts from the Future”,
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Fo rt e a n t I m es b r I n g s yo u t h e n e w s t h at t I m e Fo r g ot
CapuCine deslouis
children in Cork was indeed
widely reported in English,
Scottish and Irish newspapers.2
But we turn to the Cork
Examiner, the newspaper of the
city in which the events were This was without any possible
said to have occurred. On 21
August, the paper reported that
Children would be lured inside a foundation, and had not their
mother been just previously
working class parents in Cork carriage drawn by four horses and at the school, and warned the
were in quite a panic, as in Proprietress not to let the
the last fortnight a number of taken to a castle, where they would children go with any one not
little children had disappeared known to her, in all probability
from their communities. undergo deadly bloodlettings... the little ones would be now
“So numerous are the cases amongst those missing.” 5
stated to have occurred On 26 August the Cork
that an extensive system of number in the Cork Examiner, The newspaper, though, Examiner published a lengthy
kidnapping seems the only was widely reprinted in other pointed to a letter published in article detailing its own
possible explanation.” Placards newspapers. Eventually it the same edition written by one investigation of the mystery
appeared throughout the city reached Charles Fort, who Thomas A Attridge, who had that was now widely known
stating that two girls of five and spotted it in the Tiverton a strange and unsettling story throughout Cork, with
12 years had been missing for Times. But while this account to tell that foreshadows the “probably no person in the city
a week from Mayfield. From was widely republished, the phantom social workers scares who has not heard rumours of a
Blackpool, five children had follow-ups in the Cork Examiner of more than a century later. more or less alarming character
disappeared within the last two weren’t. On 24 August, the Wrote Attridge: “Proprietors on the subject”. It further
days, two from the vicinity of newspaper reported that of schools should be especially commented: “Those which we
Lady’s Well, two from Fair Lane Sub-Inspector Egan had on their guard just now, about have heard, and the results
and two others from Evergreen. informed the magistrates the safe custody of children of our enquiries into them
In most cases, the children at the police office that the placed under their charge. My we now state. Our reporters
were sent on errands by their reports of kidnapped children two children are attending visited every police station
parents, never to return. The were without foundation. “Mr in Marlboro’-street. This day in the city and went to every
police were investigating, said Egan explained that only two about two o’clock, a man street and lane where children
the newspaper, but had not children have been missed wearing a military cap, called were said to be missing. In
arrived at an explanation yet. 3 and that one of them has been at this school, and said he was several instances they were
This account, the first of a small found drowned.” 4 sent by me for both children. enabled completely to solve
the problem, but in many rumour-based panic after its Brussels was not the only places the appearance of a
others the story had passed thorough investigation, other place where an Englishman stranger creates alarm, and he
through so many ‘mediums’ that newspapers were lagging had to fear for his life. Also in is looked upon with sinister
it was impossible to find the behind and were still carrying August – and this may have suspicion inconsistent with
author or test its actual truth. reprints of the original report. been another amplifying factor personal safety.” 13
Great exaggeration marked I did not find the conclusive for the Cork panic – many In 1869, then, something was
nearly every case. The first investigation results of the UK newspapers published a afoot, even if it wasn’t Fort’s
case reported was that of a Examiner reprinted anywhere letter written by a Mr Henry suggestion of teleportation.
tradesman living at Mayfield, else, and this may have been D Jencken. 11 He reported a The year saw a panic in several
having lost two children nearly why Fort missed it. panic in the Spanish town European cities because of
a month ago. That was found How did this scare in Cork of Lorca, where he had been widely circulating rumours of
to be true. Five children were begin? What could have caused attacked and nearly killed by the kidnappings of children
said to have disappeared it? The month of August a furious mob believing him for nefarious ends. Reporting
from the neighbourhood of featured more reports of to be “one of the suspected on the scares, a number of
Blackpool, but our enquiries children’s disappearances in ‘Tios del Sain,’ child-stealers, newspapers did point out that
there elicited no foundation other cities, a fact that Fort to whom reports have imputed they were just that: panics,
for the statement…” The also noted. An account in the the horrible crime of catching without any basis in reality.
newspaper listed case after Cork Examiner, published a and butchering young children The 1869 child-snatching
case in which the vanishings week or so before the local for the purpose of using the fat panics were not unique, but
had themselves vanished into scare began, might have of their entrails to repair the rather belong to a tradition of
thin air: a little boy said to contributed to its development. telegraph wires. similar scares. As far back as
be missing from Collin’s Lane This account described the “On the night in question, 1750, Paris had experienced
was found a day later; children “great excitement” of large he says, I had strolled into a scare involving rumours of
alleged missing were found safe segments of the working classes the Paseo, or public walk, the shuttered carriages kidnapping
with their families; reports of of Brussels about the subject ordinary evening promenade children for their blood to cure
a child missing at Evergreen of the kidnapping of children: of the townspeople, and an ailing prince or king. In the
were found baseless; a woman “Some time ago, it seems, the sauntering down the main 18th century, in the Belgian
missed a child at Duncan papers published an account road that runs at a right angle city of Antwerp, parents scared
Street but it had returned; of the arrest of a princess to the tree-sheltered walks their children with tales of the
a little girl was absent from accused of killing children in of the Paseo, was met by a Blood Carriage, a beautiful
Clarence Street for a day order to bathe in their blood for woman leading a child by the hearse drawn by four horses
but had returned unharmed; the purpose of preserving her hand, whom I greeted with the and carrying a rich lady;
stories of children missing from beauty.” 7 customary salutation ‘Buenes children would be lured inside
Warren’s Lane were without Indeed, I found a brief tardes,’ which she returned and taken to a castle, where
truth, and so forth. At the same mention elsewhere of how in in the usual manner, when they would undergo deadly
time, there were rumours and Vienna, in the same timeframe, suddenly she turned round, bloodlettings for a king who
stories in circulation similar to a woman was arrested who, it and crying ‘Antonio,’ ran in the could only be cured with the
the one from Mr Attridge. Sub was alleged, “often through direction of some small houses blood of children aged less
Inspector Gunn had received threats and helped by a 50 yards distant. than seven. The French city of
a letter from a man in Patrick woman of ill repute, conducted “As I had no idea that the cry Lyon saw rumours that led to
Street stating that as his son bloodlettings on little girls, to of alarm referred to me, I slowly riots in 1768. In this version,
was returning from school, wash herself with the blood to sauntered back to the Paseo, the children were kidnapped
he was accosted by a woman preserve her beauty.” 8 but before I had proceeded because a young prince needed
offering him “sweets and toys to The people of Brussels were 100 yards I noticed three a new arm; his doctors tried to
induce him to accompany her”, so agitated by these fears that, men following me; instantly attach one, but the operation
although fortunately the lad in a few instances, hastily they closed in upon me, and failed every day – or so the
had not done so. Another source assembled crowds accosted commenced a most desperate story went. 14
mentioned a man described as Englishmen who accidentally attack upon my person...” 12 Fort may have missed the
“a swaggering rustic” trying to spoke to children and thus As one newspaper larger picture while focusing
entice a seven-year-old boy with “incurred the suspicion of being commented: “…it seems that on his teleportation theory,
money to enter a train, but the kidnappers”. The account of the child stealing... prevails to a but unwittingly presented
child was missed in time and Brussels child kidnapping panic considerable extent, not only the scraps of a larger scare
brought back. The newspaper was also widely published in in Spain but in France and that gripped various cities
admitted that it could not gauge UK newspapers during August.9 Belgium; so that in remote throughout Europe that year.
the truth of that statement. Turning to Dutch newspapers
Finishing the detailed report for the same month, we read Notes 9 i found six mentions in
of its enquiries, it concluded: about “incomprehensible uK newspapers, two in us
“There have been many other rumours spread in certain 1 Charles Fort, Lo!, Kendall, 1931, newspapers, and one in a dutch
rumours in circulation whose quarters in Brussels” of page 208. newspaper, published between 13
extravagance made their Englishmen kidnapping 2 i counted 28 British, scottish and 21 aug 1869.
falsehood more apparent. We children and sending them and irish newspapers carrying the 10 Middelburgsche Courant,
account between 21 aug and 2 13 aug 1869.
have stated as far as we have to London, “where they are
sept. 11 i counted 35 instances between
been enabled to ascertain, the killed and their blood is used
3 ‘extraordinary disappearance of 1 and 28 aug in the British
causes for the panic which has for the cure of certain persons
Children’, Cork Examiner, 21 aug newspapers.
undoubtedly existed in the of distinction”; and about 1869. 12 ‘Murderous attack upon an
city. Everybody will see that “a Russian lady who steals 4 Cork Examiner, 24 aug 1869. englishman in spain. extraordinary
though not absolutely without children for their blood”. The superstition’, Manchester Courier
5 ‘The alleged disappearance of
foundation, the rumours in Brussels scare resulted in Children’, Cork Examiner, 24 aug and Lancashire General Advertiser,
circulation are for the most part several harrowing incidents: 1869. 16 aug 1869.
gross exaggerations, and that one English sailor was stoned 6 ‘The suspected Kidnapping’, 13 Bath Chronicle and Weekly
the widespread alarm to which by women calling him a child Cork Examiner, 26 aug 1869. Gazette, 19 aug 1869
they have given rise is not snatcher; another Englishman 7 Cork Examiner, 17 aug 1869. 14 peter Burger, ‘onvrijwillige
warranted.” 6 barely escaped in a police donors, de mythe van amerikaanse
8 Middelburgsche Courant, orgaanrovers’, Skepter 8:3,
But at the very time the carriage under a hail of stones Middelburg, The netherlands, september, 1995.
Cork Examiner discredited the thrown at it, which broke the 3 aug 1869.
missing children stories as a windows of the vehicle. 10
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THE OLD SOUTH WAS FILLED WITH FOLK BELIEFS AND SUPERSTITIONS, BUT IN
A SOCIETY FORMED BY THE INSTITUTION OF SLAVERY, GHOSTS WERE JUST AS
OFTEN A MEANS OF REPRESSION AND SOCIAL CONTROL. jacob middleton
EXPLORES A FORGOTTEN WORLD OF HAUNTED PLANTATIONS AND NIGHT RIDERS...
ILLUSTRATION BY KIM THOMPSON.
H Slave ownerS
enry Garry was just a child when riders at their cabin was a clear threat, a
the ghosts visited his family’s warning that they should maintain their
cabin in Alabama. He was in subservient position or meet with violent
employed fear
the yard one evening after reprisal.The morning after the night
supper when he saw a horseback riders visited the Garry cabin, the body
procession of spectral figures of a white man named Billings was found
approaching from down the road.
The incident occurred in the early 1870s,
though when interviewed over 60 years
to encourage hanging from an oak tree nearby. He was a
northerner who had come to Alabama after
the war and had been encouraging former
later, Garry recalled clearly the events
that followed.The group, 100 strong and an obediant slaves in the state to assert their rights.
The manner in which the night riders
workforce
robed in white, drew up at the cabin, and a clothed themselves in supernatural
figure at the head of the column summoned trappings was part of a long history of the
Garry’s father and demanded a bucket of use of superstition to control the black
water from the cabin’s well.Though scared, residents of the American South.This had
Garry’s father complied with the request. begun in the era of slavery, when overseers
The white-clad figure then took the bucket, and slave owners had used the fear of the
raised it to his mouth, and drained it dry. supernatural as a means of encouraging
He did the same with two further buckets a compliant and obedient workforce;
of water. After draining the third, he it continued after the emancipation of
addressed Garry’s family. “Lordy, that sure slaves at the end of the Civil War, as night
was good,” said the ghostly figure. “It was riders adopted ghostly imagery in order to
the first drink of water I’se had since I was frighten the free black population. In the
killed at the battle of Shiloh.” 1 American South, ghosts were not merely
Despite their phantom-like appearance figures of folk tales and popular beliefs, but
and sinister claims, the figures that visited were employed as a tool of repression.
the Garry cabin were not ghosts in any
supernatural sense, but night riders: Slavery and the hourS of
vigilantes who patrolled rural areas of darkneSS
the American South after nightfall and For much of the 18th and 19th centuries,
brutally suppressed any challenges to the the institution of slavery was the dominant
established order. Garry’s family were black
– former slaves who had been freed at the LEFT: Three Ku Klux members arrested in Tisho-
close of the American Civil War, less than 10 mingo County, Mississippi, September 1871, for
years earlier.The appearance of the night the attempted murder of an entire family.
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ABOVE: A 19th century engraving showing the slaves’ quarters on a large plantation in the South. As evening fell, slaves would enjoy some hours of relative freedom –
a prospect that worried their white owners and led to the formation of patrols to monitor the black population’s night-time activities.
wHentHeday
force in the economic and cultural life white population of America had been
of the American South.The agricultural warned of the “great Disorders committed
wealth of states such as South Carolina and by Negroes, who are permitted by their
drewtoacloSe,
Georgia was based upon the exploitation imprudent Masters, &c. to be out late at
of slaves, with crops such as tobacco and Night”. 5 White citizens complained of the
cotton dependent upon forced labour. Whilst petty crime attributed to slaves, and it was
slavery had once been common throughout
the United States, most of the states north of
the Ohio and Potomac rivers had abolished
SlaveSwereno not uncommon for slave owners to find their
stores of food pilfered from by their hungry
workers. More threatening still was the fear
the institution in the decades following the
American Revolution. Over the same period, longerSubJect of insurgency. New York, for instance, had
been struck by a slave revolt in 1712 that had
toScrutiny
the southern states had institutionalised been organised and executed in the hours of
slavery, and had transformed slave labour, and darkness.The revolt started one spring night,
the racist notion of white superiority, into the at “the going down of the Moon”, when the
foundation of southern society. slaves set fire to a house, and attacked those
Yet, the institution of slavery was always longer subject to the scrutiny of overseers, the who came to douse the flames. 6 Whilst the
a precarious edifice, maintained by force. slaves’ behaviour was transformed. Hildreth revolt was quickly put down, it was followed
Compelling an unwilling workforce to provide observed how slaves who had been passive by many similar rebellions, often planned
labour required slave owners to be constantly and seemingly indolent whilst working for and executed after dark. As a result, it was
vigilant, and the behaviour of slaves was their white masters became intelligent, common for slave-owners to see the night as
carefully policed. It was not uncommon for industrious, and sociable at night. 3 The hours dangerous, a time in which their slaves would
the work of slaves to be observed from the of darkness provided a respite from the use the opportunities presented by darkness
first light of morning to the close of day. regimented drudgery of daylight, and many to rise up against their oppressors.
At sunset, both overseers and slaves would slaves took this as an opportunity to pursue
retreat to their homes, to rest and recover for their preferred forms of work and leisure, the haunted PlantatIon
the following day’s labour. However, as many roaming the woods and swamps, or visiting In order to prevent rebellion and keep the
contemporary observers noted, the hours of distant plantations. “Though you have them black population of the South under control,
darkness were a time of freedom for slaves, as slaves all the day,” noted one observer, “they slave owners in the southern states sought
was observed by the American journalist and are not so in the night.” 4 to instil fear in their workers. As Richard
anti-slavery campaigner Richard Hildreth. It was common knowledge that slaves Hildreth observed in the 1840s, the “relation
He noted that whilst slaves might appear lazy were active during the hours of darkness, of master and slave... is a relation purely of
and docile during daylight hours, this was a and while some slave owners tolerated this, force and terror,” and “Its only sanction is
demeanour which they adopted in response many southern states put in place patrol the power of the master; its best security, the
to the demand of forced servitude. 2 Once the systems to police the night-time activities fears of the slave.” 7 Fear was an essential
day had drawn to a close, and they were no of slaves. From colonial days onwards, the component in the mechanisms of control,
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since the white population was outnumbered This offered grist to the mill of racism, with unsuitable for cultivation was left as either
in many parts of the rural south, and night- white writers claiming it as a sign that black wild pine ridges, or swampy river valleys.15
time policing of slaves limited and ineffectual. Americans were intellectually inferior and That land in the South was cheaper than
By encouraging their slaves to be fearful, prone to irrational beliefs. One defender slaves meant that in some regions it was not
slave owners sought to ward off violence and of slavery, for instance, argued in the 1850s uncommon to find plantations “abandoned,
rebellion. that the black population was “not yet more and given up to decay”, when their owners
One of the fears actively encouraged than semi-civilised,” and that their religious had decided it was more profitable to move on
among the black population was a fear of the feelings were mingled with the “marvellous than continue to farm a particular spot. 16 The
supernatural. Evidence of this was gathered and unearthly, ghosts, witches, and result was a landscape in which plantation
by the folklorist Gladys-Marie Fry during the charmings.” 12 “Negroes are very credulous,” land was mixed with desolate wilderness.
1960s and 1970s in her research into black folk argued another writer of the period, “and The former slave Charles Ball testified to
history. Fry found that the folk tales preserved prone to superstition and fanaticism.” 13 Such the manner in which superstition and events
by the children and grandchildren of slaves interpretations reflected the prejudices of the in local history were woven together to form
suggested that the overseers on plantations time and neglected the fact that the beliefs the folklore of a particular area. Ball recalled
encouraged the superstitions of their charges, of slaves were heavily influenced by their that while he was a slave in South Carolina a
and inculcated within them the belief that conditions within the institution of slavery. white woman was apparently kidnapped and
the hours of darkness were haunted by While ghost stories were employed as a murdered by two black men. Soon after the
threatening supernatural entities. 8 Fry’s general means of frightening slaves, they events, noted Ball, “the forest that had been
work was confirmed by the recollections of might also be employed in a more specific the scene of these bloody deeds was reported
a number of former slaves; for instance, the manner. For instance, by labelling particular and believed to be visited at night by beings
Reverend HH Edmunds, who had been a locations as haunted, slave owners might be of unearthly make, whose groans and death-
slave in Mississippi and Tennessee, said that able to persuade their workers from straying struggles were heard in the darkest recesses
“the superstitions of coloured people and the far from the plantation.The feeling of being of the woods, amidst the flapping of the wings
belief in ghosts and goblins [was] due to the hemmed in by the supernatural was explained of vultures, the fluttering of carrion crows,
fact that their emotions were worked upon by by one black resident of the South, who stated and the dismal croaking of ravens”. 17 Ball
slave drivers to keep them in subjugation”. 9 that: “Nearly anyway you turn, you lived in went on to note that the “murdered lady was
Edmunds went on to state that “white people the country, you try to go home or go away also seen walking by moonlight, near the spot
dressed as ghosts, frightened the coloured from home at night, you had to go by a spooky where she had been dragged from her horse,
people into doing many things under protest” place. It’s either an old house that someone wrapped in a blood-stained mantle; overhung
and that “the ‘ghosts’ were feared far more has seen ghosties there, and the reason why with gory and dishevelled locks.” 18 The result
than the slave-drivers”. 10 As another former the ghosties be hanging round, or either it was of these tales meant that the highway passing
slave simply noted: “Marse used to try to scare a cemetery where some wicked person been was ill-frequented in the hours of darkness:
us by telling us dar was spooks.” 11 buried, and you will see a spook around his “While I remained in this neighbourhood
The effectiveness of such ghost stories grave”. 14 no coloured person ever travelled this road,
was reliant on the fact that most southern Such tales were particularly effective in alone, after night-fall; and many white men
states banned the education of slaves. Often the plantation landscape of the American would have ridden 10 miles round the country
illiterate, the world outlook of many slaves South, in which farmland was interspersed to avoid the passage of the ridge road after
was shaped by folk beliefs and the Church. with magnolia groves and rose thickets; land dark. Generations must pass away before the
ABOVE LEFT: “Visit of the Ku-Klux”, an engraving by Frank Bellew for Harper’s Weekly, 1872.
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The Superstitions of Slaves were generally considered by the southern
population to be strange and unknowable, a
feature of the night-time landscape that the
A NEW DEAL ORAL HISTORY PROJECT HAS LEFT US AN INVALUABLE RECORD unfortunate might encounter when travelling
after sunset.
OF THE BELIEFS OF FORMER SLAVES
At the time when the FWP was compiling
its folk history, the last remaining slaves were
well into old age. The youngest interviewees
were in their 70s, and many who participated
in the project were in their 80s or 90s. Slavery
was, by that point, a distant memory, and
some participants in the project saw the folk
beliefs of slaves as a relic of a more primitive
time. “People are a lot smarter now than
PHOTOS: LIBRARY OF CONGRESS
O
went down to the creek “you hear Brrr, Brrr,
ne of the most significant was an omen of an imminent death. 2 Almost Bum hum, louder and louder and den it goes
repositories of slave experience any unusual form of animal behaviour could away,” and that while she had never seen
was compiled during the latter be read as a portent, with one former slave the drummer, she had “heayd de drum, ’fo
part of the 1930s by the Federal recalling that: “Prior to the Civil War, there were de war, and ater dat too… Some say he is a
Writers Project (‘FWP’). A response hordes of ants and everyone said this was an little man whut wears a cap and goes down
to the Great Depression, the FWP was part of omen of war, and there was a war.” 3 the crick beating a drum befo’ a war. He wuz a
President Roosevelt’s New Deal programme The prevalence of such omens was rooted Revolushun drummer, and cum back to beat
and was designed to employ writers and in a belief that the natural world was strange the drum befo’ de [civil] war. But some say you
historians on large-scale research projects and magical. Animals, for instance, were can hear de drum ‘most any spring now.” 9
of national importance. Amongst the work seen as intelligent, adopting human speech Such beliefs should remind us of the role
produced by the FWP was Slave Narratives: on Christmas morning. 4 At other times, they of superstition as a comfort in difficult times.
A Folk History of Slavery in the United States, might communicate in their own language, Slavery might have been long past, but the
a wide-ranging oral history project in which though often away from the prying eyes of Great Depression and the uncertain future
former slaves were interviewed and their humans; one former slave told the story of a world marching towards war meant that,
experiences recorded. of how he stumbled across a convocation even in the 1930s, the strange and ghostly
Many interviewees offered insights into of black cats, meeting on a grave in the commanded as much power as it had 100
the beliefs and superstitions common to the middle of the night.5 There was, moreover, years before.
slave community in antebellum America: they no clear dividing line between the world of
recounted ghost stories, talked of magic and animals and that of spirits, and any animal NOTES
omens and explained how charms and rituals behaving strangely, particularly at night, 1 Interviews with Patsy Moses, Harre Quarls, Slave
were used to ward off misfortune. Their tales might be interpreted as a ghost. Spirits often Narratives: A Folk History of Slavery in the United
revealed how superstition pervaded the world manifested as cats or dogs, though such States, vol XVI (Texas part 3).
of the slave. It was normal for slaves to believe apparitions might change their forms before 2 Interviews with Hamp Kennedy, Slave Narratives,
that any unusual event might be a portent, or observers; one former slave told of cats that vol IX (Mississippi), Mary Williams, volume II (Arkansas
that the night-time world was the domain of transformed into cattle, and another of how part 7), Marshall Butler, vol IV (Georgia part 1),
wandering spirits. he had witnessed a creature scurry up a tree Wheeler Gresham, vol IV (Georgia part 2), Benjamin
Slave superstitions were derived in the shape of a squirrel, before growing Russell, vol XIV (South Carolina part 4).
from a mix of African and European into something the size and shape of 3 Interview with Harriet Gresham, Slave Narratives,
traditions, adapted for the American a bear.6 At other times, ghosts took vol III (Florida).
South. Many were linked to on human form, and tales abounded 4 Interview of Amanda McCray, Slave Narratives,
techniques for warding off evil, or of headless men haunting highways vol III (Florida). This was a fairly common European
securing good luck; it was, for instance, or graveyards. 7 Unlike the spirits which tradition which appears to have crossed the Atlantic.
common for slaves to carry appeared in popular ghost 5 Interview with Doc Quinn, Slave Narratives, vol II
rabbit feet, or other similar stories, these apparitions (Arkansas part 6).
talismans, as a means of 6 Interviews with James Davis, Slave Narratives, vol
preventing misfortune.1 II (Arkansas part 2), Jordon Smith, vol XVI (Texas part
TOP LEFT: This haunted house 4), Octavia George, vol XIII (Oklahoma), Sallie Sims,
While charms made
in Arkansas was described in vol II (Arkansas part 7).
from animal parts might a ghost story told by Miss
ward off bad luck, the 7 Interviews with Octavia George, Slave Narratives,
Effie Cowan to the Federal
behaviour of animals vol XIII (Oklahoma), Morris Hillyer, vol XIII (Oklahoma),
Writers Project. TOP RIGHT:
could be seen as William McWhorter, vol IV (Georgia part 3), John
Patsy Moses, one of the
Barker, vol XVI (Texas part 1), Jordon Smith, vol XVI
a sign of events to interviewees from the FWP’s
(Texas part 4).
come. It was, for Slave Narratives oral history
instance, a common who shared her memories 8 Interview with John Estell, Slave Narratives, vol X
of slave superstitions. LEFT: (Missouri).
belief that the call
Interviewee Marshall Butler 9 Interview with Nancy Settles, Slave Narratives,
of a screech owl
was another former slave volimpersonatp IV (Georgia part 3).
or whippoorwill who recalled folk beliefs of
outside a house the period.
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tradition of this place will be forgotten; and
many a year will open and close, before the
last face will be pale, or the last heart beat, as
the twilight traveller skirts the borders of the
murderers’ Swamp.” 19
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who, through the 1860s and 1870s, persecuted
the newly-free black population, as well as
any white citizens who were seen as aiding
them. 20
When out on patrol, members of Ku Klux
ABOVE: Supernatural imagery appropriated by the Ku Klux Klan, in a still from DW Griffiths’s Birth of a Nation.
groups would dress in masks and long robes;
this played into part of their conceit of
being “the ghosts of the Confederate dead men in disguise, this did little to lessen the Yet this led him to wonder why they no
[who] were coming back to punish those terror that they inspired. Ku Klux members longer roamed the highways of the American
who had been disloyal to the Confederate acted with impunity throughout much of the South. “I don’t know why dey don’t have no
service”. 21 It was common for Ku Klux bands region, and those black citizens who offended Kloo Kluxes now,” he said. “De sperrit still
to approach lonely farmsteads and to claim them were often murdered. One former slave have de same power.” 26 The confusion arose
that they were the ghosts of soldiers who had recalled how the Ku Klux would take black since, for individuals such as McAlllum, there
not touched a drop of water since their death members of the local community “to Turk was little distinction to be made between
at the battle of Shiloh. 22 Their apparent Creek bridge and make dem set up on de the evil activities of men and the fearsome
ghostliness was emphasised by sinister bannisters of de bridge; den dey would shoot apparitions believed to wander the night.
disguises, which included masks, hoods, ‘em offen de bannisters into de water. I ‘clare Both were equally representative of the
and other apparel designed to stress their dem was de awfulest days I ever is seed.” 25 undefined terrors that might meet the black
apparently spectral nature. 23 One former The terrifying levels of violence inflicted citizens of the American South when they
slave described how: “Some had on skin by the Ku Klux gangs more than justified wandered out, alone, into the night. FT
coverings, cow heads and horns. Some wore the fear that they inspired within black
white sheets and black dresses on white communities in the American South.Yet, the AUTHOR BIOGRAPHY
horses. They was scary looking. They would terror inspired by their deeds encouraged a
whoop and kill too. I was too scared to get certain degree of ambiguity in how they were JACOB MIDDLETON is a
caught off at night.” 24 seen and interpreted by the black population. writer and historian, with
For a period of 10 years the so-called This is, perhaps, best encapsulated by the interests in Victorian popular
‘invisible empire’ of the Ku Klux movement comments of one former slave, Sam McAllum, culture. He is the author
terrorised former slaves and their white when he was interviewed in old age during of Spirits of an Industrial
sympathisers in the American South. While the 1930s. McAllum viewed the Ku Klux Age, an exploration of ghost
black Americans may have recognised that riders that haunted his youth as supernatural impersonation and ghost
these night riders were nothing more than entities, and referred to them as evil spirits. traditions in the 19th century.
NOTES Greenwood Press, 2000), 12 Thomas Read Rootes of the Life and Adventures of (New York: D Appleton and
1 Interview with Henry Garry, p86. Cobb, An Inquiry into the Charles Ball (New York: John S Company, 1872), p172.
Slave Narratives: A Folk 6 Joshua Coffin: An Account Law of Negro Slavery, vol 1 Taylor, 1837), pp260-261. 22 See, for instance,
History of Slavery in the United of Some of the Principal Slave (Philadelphia: T & JW Johnson 18 Ibid, p261. Interview with Ann Ulrich
States, Vol I (Alabama). The Insurrections (New York: & Co., 1858), ccxx. Evans, Slave Narratives, vol X
19 Ibid, pp261-262.
spelling in the quote has been American Anti-Slavery Society, 13 William H Holcomb, (Missouri).
corrected from the version in 1860), p10. “Characteristics and 20 While modern terminology
refers to a ‘Ku Klux Klan’, in 23 See, for instance,
the original transcript. 7 Hildreth, Despotism in Capabilities of the Negro interview with Wylie Miller,
Race”, Southern Literary black oral history they are
2 Richard Hildreth: America, p38. universally referred to as the Slave Narratives, vol X
Despotism in America, Messenger, vol 33 (Dec (Missouri).
8 Gladys-Marie Fry, Night 1861), p405. Ku Klux, which appears to
(Boston: Whipple and Damrell, Riders in Black Folk History have been the usage within 24 Interview with Charles
1840), p52. (Knoxville: University of 14 Interview with former slave southern communities during Rigger, Slave Narratives, vol
3 Ibid, p53. Tennessee Press, 1975), Matthew Hurley, quoted in the 1860s and 1870s. As one VII (Arkansas part 6).
pp63-65. Fry, Night Riders in Black Folk former slave noted, “The word
4 Richard Parkinson, The History, p66. 25 Interview with Brawley
Experienced Farmer’s Tour 9 Interview with Rev HH ‘Klan’ was never included in Gilmore, Slave Narratives, vol
in America (London: John Edmunds, Slave Narratives, 15 Frederick Law Olmstead, their name.” See interview XIV (South Carolina part 2).
Stockdale, 1805), p420. vol V (Indiana). A Journey in the Back Country with Samuel S Taylor, Slave
(New York: Mason Brothers, Narratives, vol II (Arkansas 26 Interview with Sam
5 Boston Evening Post, 10 Ibid. 1863), pp13-14,18. part 1). McAllum, Slave Narratives, vol
14 July 1740, quoted in 11 Interview with Fred James, IX (Mississippi).
David A Copeland, Debating 16 Ibid, pp19-20. 21 American Annual
Slave Narratives, vol XIV Cyclopaedia and Register
the Issues in Colonial (South Carolina part 3). 17 Charles Ball, Slavery in
Newspapers (Westport: the United States: A Narrative of Important Events, 1871
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I SING THE MIND
ELECTRIC
MARINUS ANTHONY VAN DER SLUIJS explores esoteric and
electromagnetic explanations for near-death experiences
I DISTINCTIONS
n a recent book, the Dutch the Earth’s rich electromagnetic space
thanatologist MaureenVenselaar environment, as explored by plasma
(pictured below) has carried the physicists.The following is a playful thought
fledgling study of near-death
experiences (NDEs) forward in a BETWEEN experiment along the latter lines.
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carry temporal and geographic implications
which are not necessarily adequate, but may
be mythological in origin. For all one knows,
the spiritual world may simply exist ‘here’ and
‘now’.
MICHAEL LIONSTAR
The dominant constituents of this intricate
network reside in the ionosphere, roughly 100-
150km (60-90 miles) above the surface.These
are the equatorial electrojet, which encircles
the Earth close to the magnetic equator,
and the two auroral electrojets, which guide
charged particles through the oval-shaped
regions where the auroræ – the northern and
southern lights – are formed. Each auroral
oval forms the base of a polar cusp, which
is ringed by a system of vertical currents
called ‘field-aligned currents’ or ‘Birkeland
currents’, along which charged particles
travel between the ionosphere and – via the
magnetosphere – the solar wind. Higher up in
the magnetosphere, the Birkeland currents
give way to a pair of giant plasma vortices,
which deliver charges in bursts through
portals which rapidly open and close – so-
called Flux Transfer Events.
If it may be assumed that the consciousness
vacating the body upon an out-of-body
experience or a near-death experience
is contained in an electromagnetic field,
charged particles or photons, perplexing
though that may seem to be, several tell-tale
features of the near-death experience appear
to fall into place.
The celerity with which the entity feels it is
travelling may relate to the speed with which
these particles move. Further out, on the
interface between the Earth’s magnetosphere
and the solar wind, incoming charged
particles often attain relativistic speeds –
speeds approximating the speed of light.
Reports from near-death experiencers are
adequately explained with the notion of ‘an
extremely high’ or perhaps even a relativistic
speed; to conclude that the speed is equal
to that of light, let alone infinite, seems
premature and unwarranted.
The sense of being strongly drawn to
something like a magnet is, of course,
seamlessly explained if that is exactly what
happens. Charged particles do not roam
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OFTEN TAKE
the Universe. traditional cultures at higher latitudes that
Bits of ‘consciousness’ floating along local the polar lights are the ‘souls of the dead’,
and then geomagnetic field lines may be engrossed in games, battles or other pastimes.
inclined to follow the trajectory of the auroral
current system, travelling towards one of the THE FORM OF Whereas animistic religions regarded
almost any rock or plant as a spiritual being,
ASINGLE OR
Earth’s magnetic poles. Ions and electrons few – if any – natural phenomena were so
actually spiral around their guiding magnetic ubiquitously and emphatically identified with
field lines. Moreover, Birkeland currents or the abode of posthumous souls as the aurora
magnetic ‘flux tubes’ exhibit a well-known
propensity for vorticity; they often take the
form of a single or a double helix, juxtaposed
DOUBLE HELIX borealis and australis.
Furthermore, shamans and other
visionaries worldwide often claim to have
or intertwined. Surely conveyance along witnessed ‘ropes’, ‘pillars’, ‘trees’ or other
such currents would give particle-sized devices enabling them to access the spirit
participants an experience strikingly similar world.The properties attributed to such
to reports of near-death experiences – a ‘free columns are practically indistinguishable
fall’ up or down a whirling, tornado-like from the axis mundi of traditional
tunnel. cosmologies, which is in some cases
Eventually, the near-death experiencer explicitly located at one of the poles and
arrives at a place of magical beauty, typified is frequently linked with the notion of
by mellifluous sounds, congregations of other migrating souls. Elsewhere, I have argued
souls, a palette of indescribable colours and that the multifaceted mythology of the axis
remarkable, often vertiginous structures. mundi finds its ultimate roots in observations
If any known natural phenomenon would of intense auroral light. Do the spiritual
qualify to account for such descriptions, it experiences of such ‘sky columns’ testify to an
might be the polar aurora, produced by the actual connection with the polar aurora?
interaction of local atmospheric nitrogen and Remarkably, this may be exactly what
oxygen with incoming electrons and ions, Socrates meant to convey in the famous
at the intersection of streams of particles ‘vision of Er’, towards the end of Plato’s
flowing incessantly between the lower Republic. According to this text, Er was “a
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ANDI GENTSCH
ABOVE: “A palette of indescribable colours and remarkable, often vertiginous structures”: the Aurora Borealis, traditionally identified as the abode of posthumous souls.
warrior bold” who was left for dead on the (563F-564A) reported as follows on a near- be called a hypothesis. Even so, at least it
battlefield, but unexpectedly returned death experience avant la lettre attributed to represents an effort to understand near-death
to life at the instant he was placed on the a Thespesius of Soli, Cilicia, who had soared experiences in practical, down-to-earth terms
funeral pyre, an unbelievable 12 days later. up into the air: “Passing over most of the of real and uncontroversial physics, unlike the
The spiritual experience he related bears spectacle, he said that as the souls of those tired, non-falsifiable and New Agey reliance
the hallmarks of a genuine near-death who die came up from below they made a on esoteric, science-fiction-like concepts such
experience. At the same time, the detailed flamelike bubble as the air was displaced, as black holes and wormholes.
description of Er’s spiritual itinerary and then, as the bubble gently burst, came Candace Savage, a Canadian writer on
incorporates Plato’s cosmology. Er reflected forth, human in form, but slight in bulk, and auroral physics, wondered: “Where science
that he travelled amid a bevy of souls, moving with dissimilar motions. Some leapt now traces the pathways of invisible particles
towards “a mysterious region where there forth with amazing lightness and darted in ineffable magnetic fields, members of
were two openings side by side in the Earth”, about aloft in a straight line, while others, traditional spirit-filled cultures thought
through which the souls of disembodied like spindles, revolved upon themselves and they saw the progress of angels, departed
people travelled upwards and downwards at the same time swung now downward, now ancestors and supernatural creatures. Which
in space in accordance with the judgment upward, moving in a complex and disordered explanations are most accurate?” Just
passed on their lives in that place. After an spiral that barely grew steady after a very possibly, the answer may be: both. FT
interval of “seven days”, “they were required long time.” If anything, this curious scene is
to rise up on the eighth and journey on, and reminiscent of the manifold perturbations RECOMMENDED READING
they came in four days to a spot whence they seen in the auroral curtains.To cite but Anthony Peake, Is there Life after Death? The
discerned, extended from above throughout one of many examples, an observer at New Extraordinary Science of what Happens when we Die
the Heaven and the Earth, a straight light Haven, Connecticut, described an auroral (London: Arcturus, 2010)
like a pillar, most nearly resembling the corona seen on 25 January 1837 as follows: Kenneth Ring, Life at Death; A Scientific Investigation
rainbow, but brighter and purer.” A detailed “Innumerable spindles, of silvery lustre, of the Near-Death Experience (New York: Coward,
McCann & Geoghegan, 1980)
description of this radiant pillar bears out darted from the crimson folds of light that
that it served as the pivot of the cosmos, on hung around the sky, and all pointed towards Candace Savage, Aurora; The Mysterious Northern
Lights (San Francisco: Sierra Club Books, 1995)
which the complex movement of the stars the common focus …”
and planets as well as the individual fates M. A. van der Sluijs, ‘Three Ancient Reports of Near-
Death Experiences: Bremmer Revisited’, Journal of
of living beings depended. On the one hand, TANTALISING SPECULATIONS Near-Death Studies, 27. 4 (2009), 223-253
it is evident that Socrates, via the mouth of These hazardous speculations may also tie
Pim van Lommel, Consciousness beyond Life: The
Plato, was describing the Earth’s rotational in with a few separate avenues of thought, Science of the Near-Death Experience (New York:
axis. On the other, the luminous pillar recurs such as the idea that the upper atmosphere HarperCollins, 2010)
in countless near-death and other spiritual hosts living beings (see FT291:30-35), perhaps Maureen Venselaar, De (Bijna-)Dood Ontrafeld; In
experiences and may be equivalent to the composed of matter in the plasma state; that het Licht van de Fibonacci-Code (Eeserveen: Akasha,
proverbial ‘tunnel’. One may be forgiven for celestial bodies themselves are living beings, 2011) (in Dutch)
casually speculating that Er’s consciousness though not in the sense of protein-based or
AUTHOR BIOGRAPHY
actually journeyed to the magnetic north genetic life (James Lovelock; Mae-Wan Ho);
pole, along magnetic field lines, where it or that all living beings are hooked up to the MARINUS ANTHONY
witnessed a bundle of Birkeland currents same electrical circuit of the Earth (Robert VAN DER SLUIJS is an
in the form of a colossal radiant pillar.The Becker). independent researcher
‘two pathways’ of up- and downward-flowing I will be the first to admit that a ‘post- and writer, and a
traffic, which feature widely in other near- Platonist’ scenario along these lines is Consulting Scholar at the
death experiences as well as in the mythology speculative in the extreme, if not quite University of Pennsylvania
of death, read like the opposing flows of in- preposterous, and, though perhaps Museum of Archaeology
and outbound particles along the polar cusps. superficially compelling, a very long way and Anthropology,
Plutarch in The Divine Vengeance removed from proof. It can barely even Philadelphia.
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THE NAKED TRUTH
When he stumbled upon a mysterious engraving of a hairless hyaena that matched no living
species known to science, KARL SHUKER was intrigued; but did it show a vanished species,
a genetic freak or just a mangy specimen? And how might it relate to other weird hairless
creatures in the cryptozoological annals?
ABOVE: The enigmatic 19th century engraving, labelled a “naked hyaena of the desert Africa”.
F AS FAR AS I AM
our species of modern-day hyaena are 19th century engravings depicting a totally
presently recognised by science – the different type of animal, I happened upon
spotted hyaena Crocuta crocuta, the the truly remarkable engraving reproduced
striped hyaena Hyaena hyaena, the
brown hyaena Hyaena brunnea, and
the aardwolf Proteles cristatus – all
AWARE, NO ANIMAL here. As can be seen, the animal in question
is labelled as a “naked hyaena of the desert
Africa”, and apart from sporting a dorsal
four of which possess a respectable (and
sometimes notably shaggy) pelage. This is MATCHING THIS mane, a tail tuft, some cheek fur, and some
short hair running under its chin and along
DESCRIPTION IS
why a recent, unexpected discovery of mine its throat, it does indeed appear to be naked.
has left me decidedly perplexed. Yet as far as I am aware, no animal matching
Serendipity has played a significant part its bizarre appearance is known today.
in several of my cryptozoological finds,
and this latest one is no exception. While
perusing the Internet in search of some
KNOWN TODAY Eager to learn more about this bald enigma,
I searched for the engraving’s original,
published source. I found that the artwork
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COVER / GETTY IMAGES
ABOVE: Spotted hyaenas: far from naked. BELOW: A brown hyaena: positively shaggy.
had been prepared by a 19th century black, the body is short, and the tip of the tail is uniformly fully-furred pelage. Could it be,
artist called Charles Hamilton Smith and furnished with a small brush. therefore, that the naked desert hyaena
then engraved by William Home Lizars, a I would have expected an animal as was based upon some freak, near-hairless
celebrated Scottish engraver. It appeared visually arresting as this to be extensively individuals, yielding a local non-taxonomic
as Plate XXVII in Volume II of Sir William documented.Yet despite a diligent variety? Or (as a less plausible but more
Jardine’s tome The Natural History of Dogs... search online and through every relevant zoologically-intriguing alternative option)
Including Also the Genera Hyaena and Proteles, publication in my not-inconsiderable did it constitute a discrete race, distinct
published in 1840. I was also able to trace personal zoological library, I have so far from the typical Nubian striped hyaena,
online the relevant text concerning this been unable to uncover any additional which may have bred true? If the latter were
mysterious hyaena from that volume, in information, not even the briefest of correct, then the naked desert hyaena would
which it had been categorised as a form mentions. It is as if it never existed. So how surely have represented a valid subspecies in
of the striped hyaena. On page 278, its can Nubia’s anomalous naked desert hyaena its own right.
description then read as follows: be explained, and what has happened to it? Yet as I am not aware of any evidence
suggesting that this extraordinary form still
THE NAKED HYAENA OF THE DESERTS OF IN SEARCH OF THE NAKED survives today, the prospect of the naked
NUBIA NUBIAN desert hyaena being a non-taxonomic freak
As Jardine classed it as a form of the striped variety of the Nubian striped hyaena seems
Hyaena vulgaris [a commonly-used synonym of hyaena, the naked desert hyaena presumably the more rational of these two options, with
Hyaena hyaena] belonged to the latter’s Nubian subspecies, its limited number of specimens simply
Hyaena hyaena dubbah, which does inhabit dying out without perpetuating their strain.
This race is small and gaunt, entirely destitute desert fringes (though not the interiors After all, bare skin is hardly an advantageous
of hair, excepting the mane on the ridge of the of true deserts) and sub-desert terrain. feature for a surface-dwelling desert
neck and back. The bare skin is of a purplish However, this subspecies possesses a normal, mammal’s successful existence beneath an
unrelenting blazing sun, and is unlikely,
therefore, to be actively selected for via
evolution’s ‘survival of the fittest’ modus
operandi.
The cause of a freak hairless variety’s
nakedness would surely be the expression
of some form of mutant gene allele. Such a
situation is responsible for hairlessness in a
number of other mammalian species, though
different mutant alleles cause hairlessness
in different species (i.e. this condition is not
caused by one and the same allele across the
entire spectrum of species known to exhibit
freak hairlessness).
Having considered genetic options, there
are also some epigenetic (externally induced)
possibilities to consider. Foremost of these is
that in reality, Nubia’s naked desert hyaena
consisted of individuals suffering from some
form of skin ailment, such as mange (caused
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by tiny parasitic mites), whose debilitating BLUE DOGS AND BALD BEARS (FT199:48-49). The most famous example
effects might also explain their small body Support for this theory comes from an is the specimen that rancher Phylis Canion
size and gaunt appearance. In other words, ostensibly unexpected cryptozoological found dead just in front of her ranch
these creatures’ growth may have been source – the chupacabra; or, to be more outside the small Texas town of Cuero on
stunted due to ill health, reducing their precise, from the so-called hairless blue 14 July 2007 (FT280:42-44). DNA samples
ability to find food. Having said that, on dogs of Texas that have been frequently were taken, which identified it as a coyote,
first sight, the distribution of hair on the if erroneously identified as blood-sucking albeit one that apparently possessed at
animal depicted in the engraving seems chupacabras, especially in media reports least a smidgen of Mexican wolf ancestry
far too regular to be explained in this way. too, thereby suggesting that a degree of
HEAD OF A LION
behind its ears and over its cheeks down to that photographs taken of it by Canion on
its chin and throat, and sometimes a tuft at the day that she found it outside her home
the end of its tail. This description perfectly clearly showed a conspicuous line of hair
corresponds with the distribution of hair running from behind its ears down its neck
described by Jardine for Nubia’s naked and along the centre of its back. This is of
desert hyaena and depicted in the engraving. course a classic indication of the presence
Consequently, I consider it most likely that of mange, and other ‘hairless blue dogs’ on
this latter mystery beast, long banished from record have presented a similar appearance.
the annals of natural history, was merely Also very pertinent to this subject is
based upon one or more specimens of mange- the so-called ‘Isle of Wight Monster’ that
ridden, under-nourished hyaena that had had been scaring people there since early
been out-competed by bigger, fitter, healthier autumn 1939, and was said by eyewitnesses
hyaenas in the less environmentally-adverse to possess the head of a lion. When it was
areas at the fringes of Nubia’s desert, and finally snared and shot on 16 February 1940,
had thus been forced to seek sanctuary however, the IoW Monster proved to be
amid this desert’s more arid, less hospitable nothing more exotic than an old fox with very
interior instead. advanced mange that had left a ruff of hair
ABOVE: Hairless oddities (clockwise from top): The Wise County ‘chupacabra’ – a hairless raccoon found dead on a golf course in Wise County, Texas; the ‘Blue Dog of
Texas’ found by rancher Phylis Canion; Wild Nell, the ‘India-rubber skinned mare’; and Blue Bell the ‘$25,000 hairless wonder’.
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worldwide during late 2009, but it transpired
that a similar phenomenon had struck a
number of other, unrelated spectacled bears
in captivity elsewhere around the world
too – thereby eliminating a common source
of infection or a shared genetic fault from
consideration.
In short, hairlessness in mammals can
be caused by a number of different factors,
but judging from its specific appearance I
still favour mange or some comparable skin
infection as the most reasonable explanation
for the naked desert hyaena of Nubia.
To my knowledge, this is the first case of
hairlessness in hyaenas that has ever been
brought to cryptozoological attention, and
does not even appear to have featured in any
mainstream zoological works since Jardine’s
tome.
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THE FIRST FORTEANS
11. EGO RISING –ARTHUR C CL ARKE
Who were the First Forteans? British fortean lineage began in the early 1930s, when Charles Fort was still
alive and his books quite rare in these isles. BOB RICKARD continues his rummage for our fortean roots.
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Clarke, like many an SF fan Alvarez, was demonstrating
from those days, remembered a new type of radar. Here too,
“hunting for US pulps Spaceship Clarke was kept
among the ‘literary dross’ at away from the war, allowing him
Woolworths.” He also read, to “work out the principles of
avidly, British boys’ magazines communication satellites” that
as well as “real books”, such as he published in 1945.
those byVerne, Wells, Rider- While working on the
Haggard and Conan Doyle. By radar prototypes, ACC began
1931, he was building his own corresponding with CS Lewis,
telescopes and trying to map the whose sequel to Out of the Silent
Moon, as well as indexing his Planet (1938), Perelandra (1943),
magazine collection. He joined had just been published. As the
the British Interplanetary leading champion of spaceflight
Society (BIS) by post in 1934, – and later as chairman of the
and at some point began BIS – ACC took Lewis to task for
corresponding with other UK his cynicism about the potential
fans whenever he spotted their benefits of rocketry and
addresses in the letter columns about scientists in general. In
of US magazines. He made ABOVE: The American poet Joy-Davidman-Gresham attended White Horse meetings Perelandra, for example, Lewis
contact with Walter Gillings, and gave CS Lewis a copy of Clarke’s Childhood’s End. BELOW: ACC and the book that refers to “little rocket societies”
who would found London’s first brought him fame beyond the SF fandom, The Exploration of Space (1951). bent upon exporting the crimes
SF group in 1937. of mankind to other planets, and
1936 was particularly condemns as “absurd, ignored
significant for the 19-year-old’s or derided by intellectuals” the
career as a scientist and writer. whole idea of interplanetary
He moved from a part-time job travel.
in his mother’s old profession Their friendly but adversarial
as a telephone switchboard correspondence continued
operator to a full-time job in until, in February 1953, Lewis
the civil service in London. This reluctantly agreed to meet
same year, the headquarters Clarke in an Oxford pub, hoping
of the BIS relocated to London it was not “a plan to abduct me
and ACC soon became their and leave me on an asteroid”.
secretary. After a period in Clarke, according to his brief
a tiny flat in Paddington, he account, turned up at the
moved into the famous flat Eastgate pub with his lifelong
in Grays Inn Road, with Bill friendVal Cleaver (who also
Temple and Maurice Hanson, did a stint as president of the
becoming one of the London BIS), and Lewis brought along
Circle regulars.3 By the time his colleague JRR Tolkien.
war broke out in September “A fine time was had by all,”
1939, Clarke had assiduously ACC recalls, “and, when some
corresponded with a prodigious hours later, we emerged a little
number of scientists and writers unsteadily… Dr Lewis’ parting
in the US, including Isaac words were ‘I’m sure you’re
Asimov, Robert Heinlein, Willy very wicked people, but how
Ley and John Campbell. dull it would be if everyone was
In the last instalment, I good’.” 5
left Sid Birchby sighing at the From the end of the war,
attrition of London’s SF fandom, commercial and military
in 1940, by the combined efforts development of radar and
of conscription, enlistment, communications satellites
rationing, evacuation and the soared like one of ACC’s
Blitz. Clarke, on the other hand, RAF the following year. After enthusiasm for SF, rockets and beloved rockets. An essay on
is on record as saying: “I could basic training at Aldgate, in space. He later wrote, “I was “The rocket and the future
not have done a better job of London, ACC wanted to learn in a position to indoctrinate of warfare” – written shortly
avoiding WWII”.The 23-year-old celestial navigation but was sent hundreds of hapless airmen, after the atom-bombs dropped
Clarke had barely settled into to the Radio School in Wiltshire, and made the most of the on Japan, and introducing the
his job as an executive officer where he absorbed as many of opportunity. For some odd concept of mutually assured
in HM Exchequer & Audit, in the technical specialities that reason, my service nickname destruction – won a contest run
London’s Whitehall, when his proved crucial to him in this was ‘Spaceship’.” One of those by the RAF Quarterly and turned
department was evacuated to period of intense intellectual airmen was one of the original ACC’s thoughts towards writing
Colwyn Bay, North Wales; there growth, during which he also Manchester ‘rocket boys’, Harry professionally. He enrolled
he “sat out the Blitz checking established himself as a writer Turner, who, like Clarke, found at London University’s King’s
the accounts of the Ministry of of short SF stories. himself training for radar- College for a three-year course
Food”. In all his RAF postings – the detection. 4 in pure and applied maths and
The mundane task of tending later ones as an instructor – ACC By late 1943, ACC had been physics, taking it in two years
to the Hollerith punched- made no secret of his role as a re-assigned to the Davidstow and graduating in 1948 with
card sorters that produced British Interplanetary Society station near Tintagel, Cornwall, first-class honours. For his third
the nation’s ration cards soon (BIS) executive, becoming where a group of “wild young year, he tried astronomy, but
palled and his love of astronomy notorious for his skill at table scientists” from MIT, led was so bored by the pedestrian
propelled him to enlist in the tennis as well as his relentless by Nobel-Prize winner Luis tutorials that he jumped at the
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ABOVE: A portrait of ACC in his office in Colombo, 2003. FACING PAGE: Sri Lankan President Mahinda Rajapakse pays his last respects to Clarke at his home in Colombo
on 20 March 2008. Ninety-year-old ACC had died at a hospital in the Sri Lankan capital the day before.
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EFR in 1936, when he’d come up inspiring the TV series Arthur
to London occasionally for fan C Clarke’s Mysterious World, its
meetings. Clarke also thanked two sequels and three books
EFR for his “encouragement in co-authored with BBC producers
my early career”.This must have John Fairley and Simon Welfare.
been during 1937, when Clarke Of his most memorable
began to write short stories, or novels, his second, Childhood’s
the following year, when EFR End (1953) – in which
was working on Sinister Barrier. 7 mysterious alien Overlords
And here we come to a oversee the psychical (but
conundrum, for ACC seems not necessarily spiritual)
quite ambivalent when he ‘ascension’ of mankind – was
tries to assess the value of partly inspired by his early
Fort’s work. He echoes Martin interest in psychical research,
Gardner’s sentiment when he which had undoubtedly been
wrote: “I consider [forteans]… informed by his friendship with
to be ignorant and opinionated Hal Chibbett in the 1930s, 10
science-bashers,” but then but whether he accompanied
praises Fort’s “wry sense of Chibbett on his investigations
humour and refusal to take of paranormal phenomena, as
himself seriously [which] EFR did, I have not been able to
excused his many faults.” discover. Certainly, ACC knew
Again, after declaring that he that John W Campbell – his
“found [Fort’s] eccentric, even friend and editor of Astounding
explosive, style stimulating – had taken part in JB Rhine’s
and indeed mind-expanding,” famous experiments in ESP in
Clarke goes on to complain: the mid-1930s, while majoring
“Despite his avowed scepticism, in physics at Duke University.
[Fort] continually promotes I suspect that making his
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS also attended. long letters, written in one of the (Aug 1987), in which ‘experts’ had
For their generous help, my thanks 5 Details of this historic pub most beautiful hands I’ve ever come dismissed the meteorite theory in
go to the SF fan historians and conclave are very hard to find, encountered… I owe him many favour of “some unusual form of
archivists who went out of their way however a good account is given (in debts, for he was my first literary atmospheric electricity” [this] “would
to preserve the correspondence, Italian) by Michele Crudele, in his collaborator and my first source have provoked scornful comment
images, fanzines and reports of general account of their “little known of income from writing. Some of from Fort”. ACC then does exactly
the day. Chief among those are Rob dialogue” – “CS Lewis e Arthur C. his early stories used ideas that I that, commenting scornfully: “I have
Hansen’s FIAWOL archive: www. Clarke: un dialogo poco conosciuto” provided and he paid me promptly a simpler explanation. I think the
fiawol.org.uk/FanStuff/; Philip Turner (July 2011) at www.disf.org/ and generously.” Clarke, Astounding Star Warriors were playing with one
for permission to use images from editoriali/2011-07. Lewis and Clarke Days, pp133-135. By 1939, EFR of their latest toys, and have sent a
Harry Turner’s Footnotes to Fandom did not correspond beyond 1954, had already lost interest in the BIS, stiff note of protest to my friends in
archive: www.htspweb.co.uk/fandf/ but there is evidence of their contact becoming more involved with the the Pentagon”. Clarke, Astounding
romart/het/footnotes.htm. As via other people. Relevant to our US forteans. See FF5: “Eric Frank Days, pp110-111.
before, a more referenced version chronicle is that one go-between was Russell, pt2”, in FT312:48-51. 9 What Clarke is bristling at, I gather,
will appear eventually at the CFI the American writer Joy Davidman 8 Clarke, Astounding Days, pp108- is what he perceives as a lack of
blogsite: http://blogs.forteana.org Gresham, who married CS Lewis 109. It seems to me that Clarke respect for the type of practical
in 1956 (as dramatised in various failed to understand that Fort had science and scientists that he
plays and films). She made a habit of no real investment in promoting himself is acquainted with. Hence he
regularly attending the London Circle alternative theories, or that he used was able to be far more charitable
REFERENCES meetings at the White Horse every them, on occasion, as rhetorical
1 Arthur C Clarke, Astounding Days about William Corliss, calling him
week and, according to Crudele, “It ‘stalking horses’ or as satires of “Fort’s latter-day, and much more
(1990), pp33, 184-185.
was she who gave Lewis a copy of some equally ridiculous explanations scientific, successor [who] unlike
2 Most of my details of ACC’s early Clarke’s Childhood’s End.” that some scientists had come Fort, selects his material almost
life are culled from Neil McAleer out with to explain or rationalise a exclusively from scientific journals.”
6 ACC is credited with giving the
biography of him, Odyssey (1992). reported anomaly that challenged Clarke, Astounding Days, p.110.
first and possibly longest unbroken
3 See FF9 ‘The pubs at the end of live talk on British television when he their current understanding of things. Curiously, his biography at the
the Universe’, FT320:48-50. spoke for 20 minutes on ‘The fourth Again, he seems not to have seen Internet Movie Database (IMDB) has,
dimension’, holding his audience’s that Fort’s sarcasm was specifically as one of ACC’s utterances: “Some
4 Harry Turner, “Footnotes to
interest “despite the abstruse nature directed – not at scientists generally of my best friends are astronomers
Fandom: Remembering Eric Frank
of the subject”. McAleer, Odyssey, – but at those scientists who behave and I’m sorry to keep throwing
Russell”, www.htspweb.co.uk/
p75. unscientifically and autocratically. In stones at them.”
fandf/romart/het/footnotes/efr.htm.
a pertinent example, Clarke cites a 10 See FF2: “Round-robins of the
Turner writes that he first met EFR, 7 Of EFR, Clarke wrote: “He was “Goose zapped by meteorite” report damned”, in FT310:50-51.
“15 years my senior,” at a historic a big, energetic man with a ribald from the BAA Journal v97 n5 p257
meeting of the BIS in July 1938. ACC sense of humour… [I’ve lost] his
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did not. 5 In other words, we need more
iving fossils probably don’t exist. studies. In the meantime, cœlacanths
I’m not discussing whether seem to show little evidence for the
Mokèlé-mbèmbé is a sauropod, dramatic evolutionary slowing required
Nessie a plesiosaur, or Sasquatch to produce living fossils.
a Gigantopithecus. But the phrase ‘living models to reconstruct the evolutionary ABOvE: The Biologists’ growing recognition of the
fossil’ should retire in peace and neither history of 38 existing Notostraca species. cœlacanth – poster importance of cryptic species further
child for living fossils.
bother mainstream biologists nor This evolutionary back-calculation undermines the idea of living fossils.
undermine cryptozoology’s credibility showed “multiple global radiations and Animals that previous generations of
ever again. high species turnover”. One radiation – biologists joined together, genetics
Darwin, who coined the phrase, where Notostraca spread worldwide and and molecular studies are putting
suggested that living fossils come diversified into various species – was, asunder. In other words, animals with
from “a confined area” and, therefore, in evolutionary terms, relatively recent: very similar appearances can have
faced “less severe competition” than about 73 mya.This is around the time very different genetics. We’re only just
species elsewhere. In modern terms, of the K-Pg mass extinction that wiped beginning to appreciate how common
a living fossil is a species that shows out the dinosaurs and opened ecological cryptic species are: up to 30 per cent
“limited recent diversification and high niches that allowed mammals to spread of species may be cryptic 6 and they
morphological stasis over long periods and diversify into creatures as different seem evenly distributed throughout the
of evolutionary time”. 1 In other words, as a duck-billed platypus and a polar animal kingdom and geographically. 7
living fossils have not moved far or bear.The same cataclysm seems to have SOURcES Cryptic species illustrate how unreliable
changed much for a long time. According given Notostraca the chance to spread 1 TC Mathers, RL appearances – the foundation of the
Hammond, RA Jenner,
to the wife, this makes me a living fossil. and diversify.This “pattern of diversity” living fossil idea – can be.
et al, “Multiple global
At least I’m in good company. is, the researchers say, “incompatible radiations in tadpole Darwin knew nothing of molecular
Cycads and Ginkgo biloba are with Darwin’s original” use of living shrimps challenge genetics, but he didn’t believe that
botanical ‘living fossils’.The University fossil. 3 Studies of cycads, nautiloids, the concept of ‘living existing species would be identical to
of California Museum of Palæontology horseshoe crabs, monoplacophorans fossils’”, https://peerj. their ancestors, writing, for example,
calls monoplacophorans – a type of and cœlacanths also suggest that these com/articles/62/ that the “anomalous forms may almost
mollusc – “Living fossils from the “living fossils” may be more modern 2 Ibid. be called living fossils” (my italics).
ocean deep”. Biologists thought than biologists initially thought. 3 Ibid. Later in The Origin of Species, Darwin
monoplacophorans died out during The fossil evidence may be less 4 D Casane, P Laurenti, wrote: “the progenitor will generally
the Palæozoic (542.0 to 251.0 million convincing that it first seems even “Why cœlacanths are have differed in some respects from
years ago) until their rediscovery in for the cœlacanth, the ‘living fossil’ not ‘living fossils’”, its modified descendants”. Arguably,
BioEssays 2013;35:332-
1952. Other living fossils include the poster child. Fossilised cœlacanths are 8.
it’s time for mainstream biologists,
cœlacanth, tuatara, horseshoe crabs and remarkably diverse, ranging from less cryptobiologists and forteans to stop
5 Ibid.
Notostraca (tadpole or shield shrimp). than 0.1m (Holoptychius) to more than using the term living fossil until we
Notostraca’s relatively rich fossil record 2m (Mawsonia) long with markedly 6 Phil McKenna, have unambiguous evidence of genetic
“’Hidden’ species
dates back to the early Devonian (416.0 different body shapes. Unfortunately, may be surprisingly and anatomical stasis. Cryptobiologists
to 397.5 mya). Biologists separate we don’t have fossils of the two existing common”, New have a tough enough time being taken
Notostraca into two genera,Triops and cœlacanth species or even members Scientist, 19 July 2007. seriously without using outmoded
Lepidurus.Today’s Notostraca species from the same genus (Latimeria). And 7 M Pfenninger, K terminology.
are “indistinguishable from fossils of Latimeria differs markedly from fossils Schwenk, “Cryptic Genetics and molecular biology have
Triops from the Triassic” (251.0 to 199.6 of its closet relative (Macropoma). 4 It’s animal species are effectively converted ‘living fossils’ into
mya) and “Lepidurus from the Jurassic” hard to say that Latimeria is a living homogeneously ‘conceptual fossils’. Indeed, the authors
distributed among taxa
(199.6 to 145.5 mya). 2 So, Notostraca fossil without a comparison from the and biogeographical of a recent paper hope that their “review
appear to be prime contenders for being same species or at least the same genus. regions”, BMC will contribute to dispelling the myth
living fossils. Appearances are, however, It’s a bit like saying my pet cats are evolutionary biology of the cœlacanth as a ‘living fossil’”. As
deceptive. Researchers recently used living fossils by comparing them to the 2007;7:121. they point out, biologists should “keep in
sophisticated molecular and computer remains of Smilodon, a sabre-toothed cat 8 Casane, op cit. mind that actual fossils are dead”. 8 FT
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would become the Loch Ness monster only mentions King Kong with reference
ome researchers of the Loch occurred in the Inverness Courier in to a “trade” showing (presumably
Ness monster have suggested 1 1930.There is then a hiatus, until on 2 BELOW: Did the
a preview) on 4 May in Glasgow. It
that Nessie arose as a cultural May 1933 we find the report, generally 1933 release was a popular film, playing again as
artefact of the worldwide assumed to have been written by the of King Kong late as October at the (Edinburgh?)
publicity associated with release of the occasional local correspondent and stimulate interest “Playhouse” (Scotsman 24 Oct).
film King Kong in 1933. Most recently water-bailiff Alex Campbell, of the in ‘lost world’ However, it is clear Mr and Mrs Mackay,
monsters?
Daniel Loxton even went as far as to say: sighting of an anonymous couple (later let alone Alex Campbell, while they
“King Kong directly inspired the Loch might have heard of King Kong from
Ness monster”. It seems a plausible reading British national newspapers or
hypothesis. King Kong was a popular film, listening to the radio, would not have
released around the same time as the seen the film unless they had been
Loch Ness monster became a nationwide holidaying in England.
if not international phenomenon and So if not the father of Nessie, was
it contains a long-necked creature (a Kong the nursemaid? The peak number
sauropod dinosaur) that looks like the of reports from Loch Ness comes from
iconic image of the Loch Ness monster. 1934, when we know there were traffic
Indeed a film review in the Scotsman (24 jams around the loch, such was the
Oct 1933) refers to how Kong’s island popularity of monster hunting.This
could have been home to the Loch Ness is a whole year after the release of
monster. However the story may be a King Kong. If Kong was the nursemaid,
little more complicated than it at first Nessie took a long time to be weaned.
seems. Nevertheless, did the idea of the
King Kong could have influenced Loch Ness monster as a prehistoric
the Loch Ness monster as a reported long-necked animal in the minds of
phenomenon in a number of (not both witnesses and interpreters arise
mutually exclusive) ways: from the portrayal of the water-based
sauropod in King Kong? As Loxton
A The reported phenomenon itself observes, the earliest Nessie accounts
could have been initiated by the make no mention of a neck; then, on 4
opening of King Kong. August (Inverness Courier), Mr G Spicer
reported a Loch Ness monster on land
B The phenomenon started – the first time a neck was reported in
independently of Kong, but the the context of the monster (the term
portrayal of the sauropod in King “monster” of Loch Ness first appears
Kong could have influenced how the in a letter to the Inverness Courier on 16
Loch Ness monster was reported. May by William Robertson, although
there was a jocular reference to a
C The suggestion that the Loch monster in 1930). We know Spicer, a
Ness monster phenomenon was a Londoner, had seen King Kong by
prehistoric animal could have come November 1933, 3 so it seems plausible
from the portrayal of the dinosaur in that he might have been influenced by
the film: i.e. King Kong affected the the film. After August, there are two
interpretation of Loch Ness monster references to long-necked monsters
reports by investigators. in September and three in October,
then in November there are a number
D King Kong influenced the wider of accounts published in a variety of
propagation and popularity of Scottish newspapers of monsters with
Loch Ness monster reports because necks.
of the interest in lost worlds and But other things were happening. In
prehistoric creatures generated by October, the Loch Ness monster became
the huge success of the film. a Scottish national phenomenon.
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King Kong ?
Meanwhile, King Kong finally opened 1934 ‘surgeon’s in spring and early summer, when the
in Inverness on 16 October (it ran until photo’. film was initially shown. References
the 21st).Then, the Scotsman (10 Nov) to “monsters” or “prehistoric” in the
announced that a certain Rupert Gould Times and The Scotsman do not increase
would be arriving at the loch (he was the interpretation of those reports. substantially until the autumn of 1933,
definitely at Inverness on the 13th, as The first mention in print of the idea and then solely in the context of the
reported by the Inverness Courier, 14 that the animal was a “plesiosaurus” Loch Ness monster.Yet we know that
Nov 1933), researching what would (a class of extinct marine reptile with people were talking about the film.
become his book on the Loch Ness a long neck, not actually the animal The Northern Chronicle first mentions
monster, and an implicit connection is in King Kong) that I can find are in notes the film two and a half weeks before it
made with his 1930 book The Case for the comments possibly by Alex Campbell 1 See Daniel Loxton opened in Inverness and later explicitly
Sea Serpent, in which he argued for the in the local (Highland) Northern & Donald R Prothero, states (18 Oct) that: “The fame of this
existence of a long-necked sea serpent Chronicle newspaper (9 August). Abominable Science extraordinary film had preceded it”.
(although long necks are not mentioned Campbell also had a long-necked (Columbia University The coincidence in the timeframe
Press, 2013); Ronald
in the newspaper report). For his Loch Ness monster sighting himself Binns, The Loch of King Kong and the Loch Ness
subsequent Loch Ness monster book, 4 in September; he subsequently Ness Mystery Solved monster is notable, but the story is
Gould interviewed some 34 witnesses in thought it was of cormorants; and (Prometheus, 1984); as murky as the sauropod swamp on
November 1933, of whom six pictured then, curiously, had exactly the Adrian Shine, Loch Skull Island. People were reporting
or reported a neck.The reports Gould same type of sighting under similar Ness (Loch Ness neckless monsters before King Kong.
Project, 2006).
collected in the book are seldom circumstances in May 1934; this time, The Scottish newspapers was talking
produced verbatim, thus allowing for he concluded it was not of birds. 5 2 Roland Watson, about plesiosaurs and Loch Ness just
The Water Horses of
the possibility of unintentional bias So the Kong-as-nursemaid-to- Loch Ness (Watson, before King Kong opened in Inverness,
on the part of the author in how he Nessie hypothesis depends crucially 2011). but substantially after it had opened
interviewed witnesses or interpreted on one’s interpretation of the gap 3 Rupert T Gould, in Scotland. Gould was definitely
their statements; although a lot of between the British releases of the The Loch Ness thinking about long-necked aquatic
eyewitness drawings are published and film and the large-scale appearance Monster (Geoffrey monsters before the film’s release, but
the proportion of long-necked monsters of Nessies with necks in November (a Bles, 1933) his witnesses may have seen King Kong
is roughly the same as that reported month after the Scotsman first went 4 Ibid. and/or been influenced by Gould’s own
in newspapers in the same month. Of Nessie crazy) and one’s view as to the 5 Tim Dinsdale, long-necked monster expectations.
course, the witnesses could coincidently role of Campbell and Gould, both of The Story of the How Campbell – whose activities,
have seen something with a long neck; whom had an expectation of the Loch Loch Ness Monster articles and memories from this period
(Target, 1973).
or the idea of a long-necked monster Ness monster being prehistoric by the need an essay to themselves – was
had entered popular consciousness end of summer of 1933. For more on the influenced by King Kong, we do not
genesis of the
from the recent local showing of King Did interest in the Loch Ness 1933 King Kong,
know.
Kong in Inverness. monster feed off the publicity for see David Sutton, So Nessie did not escape from Skull
If the influence of King Kong on lost world creatures generated by “The Ultimate Island but is a native of Great Britain,
monster reports is unclear, then equally King Kong? Actually, despite King in Adventure”, albeit perhaps with mutations from
unclear is the role the film played in Kong’s undoubted popularity, there Ft206:38-41. King Kong. FT
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the rights to the book from Wilson’s production, and to offer a couple of
ian ‘CaT’ vinCenT is a lifelong
student of the occult and a con- surviving daughter, Daisy (along with preview scenes to view. I made a point
tributing editor at dailygrail.com. co-conspirator John Higgs, author of the of being there. Wilson had been a
He lives in Yorkshire and blogs at recent splendidly Discordian biography significant influence on me since my
catvincent.com and is on Twitter
of The KLF, whose Bill Drummond early teens, and I was delighted to see a
@catvincent.
worked on the Illuminatus! sets) took to revival of interest in his work, especially
the road to promote the entirely crowd- in times where rising dualistic us-and-
funded show and test out early scenes them narratives trouble the globe...
“This is too important to take seriously.” with a hopefully sympathetic audience. maybe a little of Wilson’s multi-model
Robert Anton Wilson (1932-2007) It’s here that I enter the story. approach and Gnostic Agnosticism re-
T
In October of 2013 (on the 23rd, of entering the cultural conversation could
BELOW: The
his is not, and could never have course), Daisy and Higgs appeared at Cosmic Trigger help in some small way.
been, an objective review. Robert London’s Horse Hospital venue with flyer and Daisy The preview scenes – a meeting
Anton Wilson matters too much a pair of talks about Wilson and the Campbell. between Wilson, William Burroughs,
to me. Alan Watts and his wife at Playboy
Wilson – writer, philosopher, Magazine in 1968, and an interview with
occasional past Fortean Times contributor Ken Campbell during the Illuminatus!
and woefully unsung cultural influence production – were smart, funny and
on everything from conspiracy theory hinted that the final production would
to comic books – matters to Daisy be something special. Adding further
Campbell, too. She literally would not be interest was the news that writer,
the woman she is today without him. magician and Wilson fan Alan Moore
Daisy Eris Campbell was conceived would be contributing his recorded
backstage at the Liverpool School of voice and visage to the play the role of
Language, Music, Dream and Pun, the artificial intelligence FUCKUP.
during her father Ken Campbell’s Cut to 23 February 2014.
groundbreaking stage adaptation there Daisy and Higgs brought their act to
in 1976 of Wilson and Robert Shea’s the Kazimer Theatre in Liverpool. With
novel Illuminatus! (“It was a long play,” the crowdfunding well on course and
noted her mother, actress Prunella Gee.) the play close to having a finished script,
Unsurprisingly, theatre was in Daisy’s the next question was: where to stage
blood and drew her on to work with her it? Daisy’s first instinct was Liverpool,
father on his 24-hour-long adaptation both for the connection to Ken’s
of Neil Oram’s The Warp and other original and the synchronistic echoes
productions. with both the production and the life-
A while after Ken’s death in 2008, changing vision of CG Jung, who had
several people approached Daisy once dreamed that Liverpool, a city he
about the possibility of her directing had never visited, was the Pool Of Life.
a revival of Illuminatus! for the stage. The Kazimer gathering was partly to
This idea didn’t appeal – but the string share the progress, show some exclusive
of synchronicity which had begun at the footage of Alan Moore talking about
moment of her conception seemed to Wilson’s influence on his attitudes to
be tugging her towards doing something conspiracy theory and magic, and to air
connected to both Wilson and Ken’s another preview scene: a recreation of
work. Daisy’s idea was to create a stage Wilson’s first LSD trip. All of these were
version of Wilson’s autobiography Cosmic spectacularly impressive – especially
Trigger: Final Secret of the Illuminati the LSD sequence, which employed
which, since it included scenes from clever scene-changes, music and a
when Wilson came over to London to heart-rending performance from Oliver
meet Ken and make a cameo appearance Senton as Wilson. By the end, it was
in the notorious Black Mass scene in clear that Liverpool was going to be the
Illuminatus!, would allow her to pay right place.
homage to both Wilson and her dad at Following the performance, a group
the same time.The fact that Daisy had of us went to Mathew Street, just down
AB PHOTOGRAPHY
just reached the same age as her father from where the old Cavern Club had
when he mounted Illuminatus! was icing stood, to conduct a small street ritual at
on the golden apple. the bust of Jung (it was commissioned
After getting both the blessing and many years before by Peter O’Halligan,
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founder of the Liverpool School of
Language, Music, Dream and Pun).
Being not unfamiliar with the idea
of street magic, I suggested we
combine the ritual with a calling
upon the synchronistic powers of Alan
Moore’s Liverpool-born creation, John
Constantine... and so we did. (For more
about this event and ritual, see my
Daily Grail post: http://tinyurl.com/
cosmicliverpool)
By the time the play was ready for its
first performance on 22 November at the
Camp And Furnace venue in Liverpool’s
docklands, the weekend of its premiere
had expanded considerably; Daisy and
her cohorts not being the type to do
things by halves, it was now going to be a
two-day celebration of the thoughts and
works of both Wilson and Ken Campbell.
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The play itself began by setting
out a new standard instruction for
theatre: “Start with a striptease, and
then build to a climax”.The striptease
is a recreation of the story of Ishtar,
surrendering all her clothes and significant, with a range of talks,
symbols before entering, naked and workshops and performances. It
pure, into Hell. From there, Senton’s began with a powerfully moving
Wilson takes up the tale of how he ritual to the Ancestors, given by
entered that most illuminating of Hells, Rupert and Claire Callender of the
The Chapel Perilous, from which one Green Funeral Company (www.
can only emerge as a paranoid or an thegreenfuneralcompany.co.uk).
agnostic. Speakers included Robert Temple
There are many astonishing things (whose book The Sirius Mystery had
about the Cosmic Trigger play itself: the been such an influence on Wilson and
sheer range of emotions and theatrical who coined the term ‘Cosmic Trigger’),
styles (from hilarity to tragedy, from Discordian archivist Adam Gorightly
crisp two-person dialogue scenes to and Robin Ince (who spoke movingly
full-blown song-and-dance numbers); and hilariously about Wilson’s angle
the dedication and enthusiasm of the on scepticism).The art show contained
cast (all were excellent, but stand-outs contributions from the likes of Jimmy
were Senton, Kate Alderton as his wife Cauty, the other half of the KLF (who
Arlen, Josh Darcy as Ken Campbell also designed the posters) and Melinda
and 15-year-old Dixie McDevitt, Daisy’s Gebbie.There were bands, DJ sets and
daughter, as Luna Wilson); the back- a film show (which included one of
JONATHAN GREET
“Start with a
appreciated was the skill with which ABOVE: Oliver And then there was one final twist for
Daisy has adapted Wilson’s book with Senton, as Robert me... when Daisy asked if I happened
such fidelity, while not allowing it to fall Anton Wilson, enters to be an ordained priest (I am – thanks,
into hagiography. Both Bob and Ken are
shown as fragile, deeply human men,
striptease, and the Chapel Perilous.
TOP: A tripping
Universal Life Church!) because she
had decided that it was the perfect day
faults and all, and their work as the
better for it. It is also likely to remain then build to a Wilson encounters
Albert Hofmann on
to marry her long time partner, Greg
Donaldson: “All my friends are here!”
the only stage production in which
a woman, playing her own mother,
recreates the moment of her own
climax” his famous bicycle
ride.
It was half-improvised, a bit ramshackle
in places... but, somehow, a glorious
wedding. Much like the whole event.
conception. Cosmic Trigger the play went on to
The rest of the festival overflowed ventriloquism routine had the audience a sold-out five-performance run in
with joys.The evening show following crying with laughter, and music from London the following week. Plans are
the performance included outstanding TC Lethbridge and a DJ set from Youth being made for an international tour.
work from a range of performers, of Killing Joke. Keep an eye on cosmictriggerplay.com
including Ken’s former lover & protégé The Sunday – the 23rd, Harpo for details.
Nina Conti, whose skilled and twisted Marx’s birthday – was no less Fnord. FT
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On UK release What We Talk About When We Talk score (Ravel and Mahler feature, uses the Civil War as a backdrop
About Love, means that he’s on as does lots of cool-cat jazz drum- to explore themes of guilt, fascism
It’s fair to say that Michael Kea- screen most of the time, and every ming), never mind the sight of and, ultimately, a strange kind of
ton’s career has had its ups and moment of it is mesmerising. No Michael Keaton in Times Square in reconciliation with the past. Meaty
downs. Having turned down both wonder Oscars are being whispered his undies filmed with real crowds. stuff then, and Painless certainly
Splash and the Harold Ramis and about. Julie McNamee doesn’t shy away from confronting
Bill Murray roles in Ghostbusters, The film features clever pho- these topics head on. Indeed, the
he went on to prove the naysayers tography that weaves through the Fortean Times Verdict painlessness and essential human-
wrong with an extremely credible
Batman. While his career since has
backstage and onstage dramas that
unfold, as well as, momentarily, out
keaton soars In possIbLy
oscar-worthy roLe 8 ity of the central character Benigno
is contrasted with the heartless-
been respectable, starring in films into Times Square. Unfortunately, ness and inhumanity of the fascists
like Jack Frost have done him no the use of steadicam may cause Painless – first the Nationalists and then the
favours. problems for those who suffer from Dir Juan Carlos Medina, Spain/France/Portugal 2012 Nazis – who exploit his condition
In the black comedy Birdman (or motion sickness; my partner actu- Metrodome, £9.99 DVD for their own ends.
The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) ally had to leave. It’s not wholly a horror film,
he plays an ex-superhero-playing There are great supporting per- In pre-Civil War Spain, a group of although it does more than flirt
actor attempting to resurrect a fail- formances from the likes of Edward children is forcibly removed from with typical horror imagery and,
ing career. Was it written specifi- Norton as a younger, fitter, difficult their families and spirited away. it must be said, veers dangerously
cally for him? Director Alejandro method actor, and Emma Stone The reason? They are painless: born close to torture porn at times. Still,
González Iñárritu has said that as Thomson’s recovering addict without the ability to feel pain of as Roman Polanski once said, if
he wanted a guy who has worn a daughter, as well as a storyline that any kind. Deemed too dangerous you’re going to tell a story about
cape, but he’s also said the story is lambasts Hollywood and explores to live in normal society, they are a man who has his head cut off
based as much on his own career as the nature of fame in a social treated as freakish monsters and then you’ve got to show it.That’s
on someone like Keaton’s, so who media-saturated world. incarcerated in an asylum carved the case here: Benigno’s inability
knows? (Keaton’s presence does The film is not perfect. As is into the side of a mountain. to feel pain manifests itself as an
allow for some nice Batman jokes, too often the case, a couple of the In modern day Spain David, inability to recognise the suffer-
George Clooney’s chin getting a female roles aren’t particularly a surgeon (Àlex Brendemühl), ing of others, and consequently
mention). well written, and a girl-on-girl kiss awakes in hospital after a car crash director Juan Carlos Medina is
Keaton takes to playing Birdman featuring Naomi Watts appears to to discover not only that the acci- obliged to present it. It isn’t wholly
like a duck to water (geddit?) in be completely gratuitous (talking dent killed his pregnant wife but a mystery story either, although
a role that was choreographed to about gratuitous girl-on-girl kisses, that he has a rare lymphatic dis- the mixing of timelines will be
the nth degree to accommodate the similarities between Birdman ease which will be fatal unless he familiar to those who watched the
the fluid movements of the camera and Black Swan are remarkable), receives a bone marrow donation recent True Detective series. One
making enormously long track- and Lyndsay Duncan’s martini- from one of his parents, from whom might say Painless is a modern fable
ing shots, mostly down narrow swilling evil critic is a tad clichéd. he is estranged. cunningly disguised as a thriller,
corridors in the St James Theatre However, you can’t really com- And so begins the slow process of albeit a fable which has nothing
in New York. His role as Riggan plain about a film that features knitting these two separate narra- more profound to say than “Fas-
Thomas, the actor who’s adapt- stonking camera work, precision tives into one. Much in the manner cism is A Bad Thing”. Which it is of
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course but ,nonetheless, I think the
puppet – or an amœba, so the chil- (complete with bad moustache and Danny Dyer has developed the reputation of being
dren call it Meba. The villain, the Cockney accent) played to comic a Kitemark for low quality film-making. I’m sorry to
school caretaker, tips off his boss effect by Ron Pember. What makes say that Bloodshot will only cement that status. Dyer
that the school safe is stuffed with The Glitterball different (apart from plays Philip, a maker of prosthetics for gory horror
silver trophies and they set up a better quality) is its involvement of films who one night meets a confused young woman
plan to steal them. adults; the father of one of the boys (Zoe Grisedale) in the park. After allowing her to
Although Meba can commu- is an Air Force sergeant tracking spend the night on his sofa they strike up a tentative
nicate telepathically with the the alien when it first appears, then relationship, but he begins to suspect she’s not what she seems. At
children (heaven forfend that as it moves around. this point we’re about 10 minutes in, and that’s where the problems
they should be called kids) it mis- These films were all created start. The writing is dreadful. Does Dyer, or his agent for that matter,
interprets what they want – and actually read this stuff before signing up? To what extent the script
on a shoestring by the Children’s
is responsible for the appalling performances I can’t be certain,
though well-intentioned it lacks a Film Foundation, set up in 1951 to
but Dyer and Keith Allen appear to have just two modes: on or off.
moral framework. They’re hungry, produce films for Saturday morn-
There’s no light or shade, no subtlety or nuance; which suggests
so it hoovers up cakes from a local ings in the cinemas. They attracted
they didn’t get much in the way of direction. There’s no clarity either:
bakery and brings them to the some decent names, all voluntar- the plot, such as is it, staggers drunkenly from scene to scene with
children. They’re cold, so it sets ily working at minimum rates: apparently no idea of where it’s heading. One would normally point
fire to the room. They wish they the producer of Supersonic Saucer the finger of blame at either the writer or the director: on Bloodshot it
had money, so it robs a bank of £1 was Frank Wells, son of HG; comic will come as no great surprise to learn that Raoul Girard is both. And
million. The story deals with the actors Jack Haig and Bill Owen he also produced the film. Therein, perhaps, lies the problem: there
comic consequences, and with the appear in Kadoyng; Barry Jackson, was no-one to tell him it was going tits up. Dk 2/10
children outwitting the bumbling the sergeant in The Glitterball, also
baddies, with plenty of Keystone appeared in Doctor Who, Adam
Kops-type chases. The parents keep Adamant, The New Avengers, Doom-
the coDe
conveniently out of the way so that watch and more; the special effects Arrow, £19.99 (DVD)
the children can have their adven- in The Glitterball were by Brian The Code aired in BBC4’s usual slot for ‘Nordic
ture; the whole thing is basically Johnson, who worked on 2001: A noir’. This six-part Australian political thriller offers
Enid Blyton with an annoyingly Space Odyssey and Space: 1999. the usual mix of corruption, rogue politicos and
cute alien. The CFF produced films for over big issues, but doesn’t require subtitles and is set
The alien in Kadoyng (1972) is 30 years, up to the early 1980s. against the sunnier backdrop of Canberra and the
a young man with an appendage Clearly they reflected their times, outback. Despite the change in setting, the mix is
halfway between a space bopper particularly in the style of acting; standard stuff: investigating a tip-off about a crash
and a willy coming out of the top but as children’s TV developed in the outback that killed a teenager, a crusading
of his head. He turns up in a vil- through the 60s, 70s and 80s (in the journalist and his autistic computer hacker brother find themselves
lage about to have a bypass driven process causing the demise of the caught up in a conspiracy that reeks more of cock-up than corrup-
through it, befriends the local chil- CFF), so did CFF films; Supersonic tion. Tossed into the mix are Australia’s ruthless security services,
dren (and this time their parents), Saucer might make us wince today, black ops specialists, high-level politicians, Iranian immigrants,
military secret thieves and North Korean meddlers. It’s nicely put
and devises a plan to outwit the but The Glitterball is the equal of
together, but there’s nothing here we’ve not seen before. In fact,
construction company and the local anything on the small screen.
occasionally The Code seems to be straining to echo the 1985
MP. In a nice twist, he’s tired and David V Barrett
classic Edge of Darkness, but lacks that show’s weird fortean edge.
about to have his monthly sleep for
Rising star Ashley Zukerman plays the confused hacker, while Xena’s
a few days – so what could possibly Fortean Times Verdict Lucy Lawless appears in a supporting role. brian J robb 6/10
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a classic tale of good kids outwit-
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Strange music
Simulacra corner
I do think that it is very far from
being “case closed”.
Chris Woodyard’s feature on “The Geoff Clifton
Music of Fairyland” [FT321:46-49] Solihull, West Midlands
made me wonder if anomalous
music has ever been recorded.
There is an unconvincing section
Honey bees
on the Ghost Orchid EVP CD devot- The supposed “truth” that honey-
ed to “SingingVoices”; they sound bees die after stinging [FT320:23]
to me like broken radio signals is contradicted by anecdotal evi-
of opera or Lieder. Blind British dence: a Scout master, supported
UFO researcher Philip Rodgers re- by his colleagues, attested that it’s
corded a children’s choir, strange only the physical act of brushing
tremolos and short musical figures the honeybee away that rips it
by placing a microphone on his apart with its stinger anchored. If
bedroom windowsill (Janet & you can tough it out, the bee will
Colin Bord, Life Beyond Planet edge around in a circular motion
Earth?, 1992, p.121), although this until free and buzz off – presum-
could have been earthly ambient ably to sting you again.
noise. In 1977, in Monkstown, Adam Bourne
Dublin, a voice believed locally Cheshire
to be that of deceased landowner
SirValentine Grace was taped at
night singing “Danny Boy” (Janet
Prussian wildmen
& Colin Bord, Modern Mysteries of I love the idea that woodwoses
the World, 1989, p.184f).The chanc- might be a cryptic Anglo-Saxon
es of hearing someone in a body in-joke, in response to the Nor-
of flesh ventilating that melody man invasion [“Green men”,
in Ireland after dark must be very FT320:72]. On the same page,
high, but the voice was louder Martin Jenkins points out that
and clearer during the Full Moon: woodwoses turn up as supporters
according to Konstantin Raudive, in the coats of arms of several
this “seems to enhance contact” north German states, and asks: “Is
(Breakthrough, 1971, p.137). there some connection between
Richard George Suffolk and north Germany in the
St Albans, Hertfordshire late Middle Ages? I have not been
This photograph of a galloping figures, or any curious images. Send able to find one.”
horse in a glass of water was sent them to the PO box above (with a In fact, there is a very good
Hoax unproven in by Duncan Kaiser. stamped addressed envelope or connection: the Hanse merchants.
I am not as convinced as Dr David international reply coupon) or to The Hanseatic League was origi-
Clarke and Andy Roberts that the We are always glad to receive sieveking@forteantimes.com – and nally a self-help organisation of
McMinnville UFO photographs pictures of spontaneous forms and please tell us your postal address. merchants and ship-owners that
are a hoax [FT321:28]. My reasons grew into one of the most power-
for saying this are threefold. ful north European trade organi-
Firstly, the work of IPACO, on not the ones to first bring them to to turn on its side very easily. sations between the late 13th and
which the Flyingsaucery team’s public attention, and insisted until And I would also have expected early 16th centuries. Some of
assertion largely relies, has been their deaths that it was not a hoax. a greater degree of sagging from their main German ports were
criticised by others for allowing Less flatteringly, they have also the overhead wire (visible in the Lübeck, Bremen, Hamburg and
their calculations and subsequent been described as too unimagina- photograph in Fortean Times), if Danzig.The later port was then in
conclusions to flow too readily tive to have perpetrated such a that indeed was where the object Prussia, gateway to the vast, dark
in directions that suited their deception. It is easy to be cynical, was suspended from, as suggested forests of central Europe, and is
sceptical agenda. Secondly, the but some people occasionally do in the article. Moreover, having now known as Gdansk, in Poland.
character of the photographer, tell the truth. Finally, having stud- looked at the high resolution Polish timber was in great
Paul Trent, has been the subject ied the photograph closely, I have Walter photographs on line, I demand for shipbuilding for
of a great deal of scrutiny over the to say that the angle of the saucer failed to see the thread that the centuries, so it is highly likely
years and, apart from some doubt does seem to be a difficult one to Flyingsaucery team said had been that myths and legends about the
over exactly when the photos achieve when suspending a small identified. Sceptic’s pareidolia inhabitants of the great forests
were taken, nothing else that but nevertheless dense object perhaps? On that basis, although would find their way into the
might cast doubt on his integrity (a car mirror has been mooted) I admit that there will always be seaports of East Anglia – such as
has emerged.The Trents made no from a very slender thread. Just doubt about exactly what Paul Ipswich,Yarmouth, and King’s
money from the photographs, were try it yourself – the object tends Trent managed to capture on film, Lynn – and then gradually work
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Friendly Ghost
and suchlike,
which seem to
employ the same
metaphysics.) The
fortean themes
are (almost) never
presented in a
sinister or scary
way. After all, it’s
funny animal sto-
ries for children,
so the ghoulish-
ness of the horror
comics never
intrudes. (This has
probably nothing
Fortean Donald Duck different types. A Mickey Mouse story even to do with the Comics Code, since Disney’s
borrows heavily from Orson Welles’s War of universe was established well before 1954.)
I think my earliest fortean influence was the Worlds scare. Besides Donald Duck, the other important
Donald Duck. I was a regular reader of DD Hallowe’en is often featured (naturally influence in my formative years was Daffy
since I was three (even if I couldn’t always enough). In one Hallowe’en story, a real Duck.This comic also had many fortean
make sense of what I read). As my aunt used witch is tangled up with Gyro Gearloose on references, but the flavour was different,
to buy the weekly magazine, I probably en- a mechanical broomstick – thus bringing just as its humour was appreciably more
countered it even earlier. I still have most of together the three planes of dressing-up, surrealistic. Among other things, magic was
my old DD mags, and there’s a strong streak magic and science fiction. Interestingly, the often taken for granted in the stories.The
of forteana running through them. A quick fortean themes are sometimes presented as two pictures reproduced here are scanned
survey throws up the following: hoaxes (fake abominable snowmen and Nes- from the 28 October and 11 November 1959
Flying saucers and aliens / Abominable sies, for example). At other times, they are issues.The first shows a gangster disguised
Snowmen, and other related monsters / presented as ‘real’.This is typical of the ad- as King Neptune’s Revenant (sic).This
sea serpents and lake monsters, including hoc nature of the cartoon universe – Donald picture scared my five-year-old self so badly
Nessie / dragons and present-day dinosaurs may be an incompetent bungler in one story, that I didn’t dare look at it for years.The
/ witches and wizards / ghosts / reincarna- and a superb craftsman in the next. It is also second is rather more interesting, as it shows
tion / levitation / hypnosis, mind control, interesting to note which fortean themes are Elmer Fudd’s cousin Rory McFudd with an
telepathy / crystal balls and other forms of not represented. I cannot remember ever inflatable rubber Nessie.This is an intrigu-
remote viewing / precognition / magic, in reading about poltergeists – too disturbing, ing story on many levels, firstly because it
several different guises / Gladstone Gander’s maybe, or too abstract? unbelievably mixes a real fairy, with real
fabulous luck, Scrooge McDuck’s lucky dime Death is a near-absolute taboo in the sto- magical powers, with a fake Nessie. Secondly,
/ fairytale characters (Snow White, Sleeping ries, so SHC, zombies, vampires, revenants the basis of the plot is that Rory McFudd
Beauty, giants, fairies) / Santa Claus, elves and such are out (even if there has been made the Rubber Nessie “to take faked
and flying reindeer / magic lamps and djinn / at least one reincarnation story). Religion photographs and get rich and famous”. (In
the Flying Dutchman / the Indian Rope Trick is also non-existent, so anything touching the picture, he is towing it away to destroy
/ and lost cities. on this is avoided – angels, for example. the evidence.) This implies that the idea of
Many science fiction themes are also Ghosts are OK, but ghosts interpreted as faking Nessie photos must have been a well-
represented: space travel / time travel / mad disembodied souls are out. (We are treading known meme in the US before 1959.
inventors (Gyro Gearloose etc) / sentient a fine line here, but Disney obviously found Nils Erik Grande
robots, intelligent machines / and rays of a formula that worked. Compare Casper the Oslo, Norway
their way into the hinterland. [FT318:74] were the subject of works is shown by two comments, Cosmos can promise nothing better
Of course, this doesn’t explain your report “Out-of-body on de- one ancient, the other modern. than oblivion, this renders all human
why woodwoses were not carved mand” (FT313:12, not FT312:12 The first is found in the Hindu existence infinitesimal by compari-
in churches in the Netherlands, as the cross reference stated).The Vedas: “How can the knower be son with an infinity of time before
Denmark, or Sweden, but it does subject of OBEs belongs under known?”The second one goes: “If and after. So in that case, who would
provide the link that Mr Jenkins the broader heading of con- the brain were so simple we could want to spend their fleeting moments
is looking for. sciousness, the endless debates understand it, we’d be so simple in the Sun in a doomed attempt to
Dana S Adler on which (including these very we couldn’t.” If science can demonstrate a virtual negative: that
Chatham, Kent words) need not be taken serious- understand consciousness in ma- consciousness is merely an “emergent
ly, given that no one has got very terialistic or rationalistic terms property”, whose efforts to justify
far towards understanding more – thereby eliminating God, soul itself by positing a Deity cannot alter
OBE? OMG! than bits and pieces of this highly or spirit – this wipes out all but a truth which that entity, ironically,
Out-of-body experiences (OBEs), subjective subject.The problem- the provisional, highly ephemeral can never experience – that the idea
the objective reality of which atic nature of trying to figure out personal reality of those who of Death as a door between worlds is
was doubted by Martin Stubbs what consciousness is or how it have experienced OBEs. For if the merely a comforting fantasy?
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Yet however marvellous described an experiment in which Professor Meinard
research keeps on finding the heavy weights were pulled on Kuhlmann’s paper
brain to be, it tells us nothing sleds across wet sand, allowing “What is Real” (Sci-
about personal consciousness, let the sleds to glide easily, as if this entific American,
alone spiritual realms, because were a new discovery. I remember August 2013) gives
obviously consciousness, whether watching a TV documentary on a good idea of just
a res ipsa, emergent property or this same subject over a decade how little we know.
both – God or no God, as it were – ago. A team of archæologists went It seems that,
requires a wondrous mechanism to Giza, and attempted to build having had the
in order to manifest! a pyramid (roughly 12ft/3.7m hackneyed super-
Finally, my own (apparent) OBE square, I think).They used the ex- stition that every-
followed or concluded a dream act same technique of wetting the thing in existence
JORODO
rivalling for weirdness anything sand and even the local labourers can be explained “I hear you don’t like letting people go”
described in Whitley Strieber’s were surprised when heavy lumps with ‘science’
(purportedly) non-fiction books of stone glided easily over its sur- pounded into them belief – of some, including myself
about “the visitors”. Whatever face. Does anyone remember the their whole lives, people need to – that each experienced moment
the true reality of this experi- documentary in question? find mundane explanations in or- does not depend upon the previous
ence may have been, perhaps a Julian Hadley der to preserve their sanity, some one, despite the deepest level
dream ending as a waking dream, By email even sneering at those with the of the subconscious mind being
it seemed to conclude with my wisdom to have open minds. convinced it does.
mind or non-corporeal self return- As regards “Reality Blinks”, Reality conforms to its descrip-
ing to the body, with a sense of
Discrete instants there is much scientific argument tion, so those who believe in
gentle impact. Similar stories Regarding Alan Lewis’s comments that time does not flow in the nothing beyond the ordinary,
from others are legion. In sum, [FT317:70] on Jenny Randles’s way we generally accept, but is predictable, boring, repetitious,
the nature of awareness in all its “Reality Blinks” [FT315:27]: yes, a sequence of discrete instants. measurable, material, mechani-
forms, including dreams, OBEs, a small fly landing on the smudge Papers to this effect often appear cal, mundane, miserable and
etc. can be argued forever, but might have caused the sudden and in the pages of New Scientist and mistaken – will find their world
anything more than fragments – simultaneous attention of Ms Ran- Scientific American. agrees, by always providing them
such as different roles played by dles and her cat – but it is odd how Julian Barbour (visiting profes- with strong evidence for their
various parts of the brain – of any desperately some people need to sor of physics at Oxford) even views. But there is a more exciting
full, comprehensive truth seems account for anomalous events with argues in his book The End of choice.
likely to remain well beyond any mundane explanations, however Time that time does not have an Daring to go a little more way
conceivable horizon. unlikely these are. I say some, be- objective existence, but is a func- out, Bashar (an entity allegedly
Richard Porter cause – with the exception of the tion of consciousness, what we channelled by Darryl Anka) said
Denver, Colorado ‘celebrity atheists’ like Richard experience as the passing of time in one of his seminars: “When you
Dawkins – most scientists I have being the sequential experience allow that the world is being rec-
met, or am aware of, are not so of portions of a vast and timeless reated at every instant, when you
Sand sliding certain. I have studied quantum landscape, consisting of an infin- comprehend increasing degrees
Your archæology report “Mov- field theory and remain gob- ity of different configurations of of difference between one reality
ing pyramid stones” [FT319:16] smacked at how weird the world is. the Universe.The successive con- moment and the next, rather than
figurations in each experienced ones that are so similar to each
moment hardly changes, and other that you cannot tell that
Not a crinoline occurs so fast that we necessarily anything has changed, when you
believe in time, and that its flow create that high degree of mo-
Sarah Ann Henley attempted must be orderly. One second of mentary difference, your physical
suicide by jumping off Clifton seeming time arguably contains reality will start to become
Suspension Bridge in 1885 around 1044 such instants. unglued. It will start to dissolve.
[FT321:76-77], so the sug- Some of those working on quan- Space and time will become
gestion in William Heasall’s tum gravity have argued that time flexible and slippery.Your life
“laborious verse” that she had may be quantised – by a figure de- will turn into what it really is – a
been saved by her crinoline rived from G (Newton’s constant wonderful fairy tale.”
acting as a parachute is prob- of gravity), h (Planck’s constant) If you were wishing to
ably mistaken. Crinolines had and c (the velocity of light) – as fraudulently present yourself as a
been out of fashion for a good around 10-44 seconds. In reality, channeller of some non-physical
15 years by then, so it seems ex- however, continuity is an illusion, entity, it is very unlikely that you
tremely unlikely that a 22-year- just as the continuity in films is would come up with ideas as crazy
old barmaid would have been an illusion, since it is really many to explain the nature of time as
wearing one! discrete and utterly independent those presented by Bashar. In fact,
Janet Wilson pictures being presented per sec- they are in astonishing agreement
By email ond.The past sequentially leads with what Professor Barbour is
to the present, but doesn’t create proposing, particularly regarding
RIGHT: This is probably the sort of or cause it. the true nature of instants of time.
dress Miss Henley would have been To be fair, while agreeing with Great fun!
wearing. the above, Professor Barbour does Rob Solomon
not go further and endorse the Southwick, West Sussex
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to this sighting in a court of law, I been given ended up with Ingrid Pitt
would, but there is no evidence be- in a diaphanous nightie standing at
yond our eyewitness account. How the end of the bed!
could two people hallucinate the Gail-Nina Anderson
same thing? Could there have been Jesmond, Newcastle-upon-Tyne
fumes of some kind coming from
the abandoned building, yet unde- Distinctive cry
tected by our senses? The best,
though somewhat silly, description Garrick Alder’s letter on phan-
of this thing is that it was a lot like tom miaows [FT320:73] is very
one of the “brownies” from the film interesting. Shortly after I moved
Willow. That was the one and only away from home – I was then living
time such a thing happened and I with my mother – the neighbour’s
don’t talk about it often for fear of cat died. He was a lovely, friendly
sounding crazy. puss who would always be waiting
Jason Hirth for me when I came back from
New England work each evening. I remember
him looking around in a confused/
Invisible cats perplexed way as I loaded my stuff
into the car and moved out. Within
I was interested in the letter from a few weeks he unexpectedly died
Diana Yoshino [FT311:77] in which during a minor operation at the
she describes the sensation that vet. I often remarked that he died
an invisible cat had jumped onto of a broken heart! Anyway, not
her bed. One of the (regrettably) few long after that I started to hear
weird moments I have personally ex- him crying outside my second floor
perienced occurred one night in my bedroom window at night. He had
own bedroom in my parents’ house, a very distinctive cry, so there was
where I distinctly felt a large animal, or five feet [1.2-1.5m] long for it communicative adult audiences, no possibility that it was another
which I interpreted as something measured fully the length of the and when discussions of real-life cat. It went on from time to time
bigger than a household moggie, hearthrug as it passed over it; and experiences ensue this perception – it wasn’t all that frequent – for a
land on the end of my bed and stalk it continued to-ing and fro-ing with of something arriving unseen on few weeks.
its way up towards my pillow. As it the lithe, sinister restlessness of a one’s bed regularly gets mentioned. My theory is that apart from the
came close to my face I reached beast in a cage. I could not cry out, Sometimes it is perceived as an obvious – that it was his ghost
out and closed my hand round although as you may suppose, I animal, usually a cat, but the other making the noise – it could be due
its front leg, which felt perfectly was terrified. Its pace was growing variant is feeling that a person has to the heightened senses that
palpable and real, and with my faster, and the room rapidly darker sat down on the side or end of the came with the move. I was in a
other hand turned on the bedside and darker, and at length so dark bed. There is never anything visible, strange, new place. Perhaps this
lamp. Instantly all sensation of its that I could no longer see anything but accounts vary from those which was coupled with the emotional el-
paw in my hand or its pressure on of it but its eyes. I felt it spring simply describe the physical sensa- ement – the loss of a beloved pet?
the bed vanished and, needless to lightly on the bed. The two broad tion on the bed to those where In other words, both elements
say, there was nothing there. I was eyes approached my face, and the narrator ‘senses’ things about were needed to put me on edge
shaken, but even at the time – I suddenly I felt a stinging pain as if who/whatever has interrupted their enough to hear the noise, whether
was in my teens – I interpreted this two large needles darted, an inch sleep, sometimes speculating a it was real or merely my imagina-
as relating to that twilight state or two apart, deep into my breast. detailed story-line (“I think that tion. Incidentally, I lived alone, and
between sleep and waking rather I waked with a scream. The room someone was ill in this room and was on my own every time I heard
than anything overtly supernatural. was lighted by the candle that burnt the doctor would come and sit it. It was very weird.
Not long afterwards I was reading J there all through the night, and I on the end of the bed…”) During I sometimes think of the cry of
Sheridan Le Fanu’s vampire novella saw a female figure standing at the the experience the participant the banshee – the fell voice on the
Carmilla, and was certainly struck foot of the bed, a little at the right considers themselves to be awake, wind that foretells the impending
by the passage in which the young side. It was in a dark loose dress, sometimes (as in my own case) to death of a family member, which
heroine describes what she takes and its hair was down and covered have actually been awakened by the is usually unexpected. Perhaps
to be a nightmare: its shoulders. A block of stone could unexpected pressure on the bed. something is present before and
“But I was equally conscious of not have been more still. There was The realisation that there is nothing after death for a time, a bit like the
being in my room, and lying in bed, not the slightest stir of respiration. to be seen, however, is usually smell of tobacco smoke in a room
precisely as I actually was. I saw, As I stared at it, the figure appeared interpreted as waking up from what after a smoker has departed. It
or fancied I saw, the room and its to have changed its place, and was was, in fact, a nightmare on the then naturally dissipates. If we are
furniture just as I had seen it last, now nearer the door; then, close to edge of sleep rather than a waking sensitive enough we can connect
except that it was very dark, and I it, the door opened, and it passed occurrence. I suspect Le Fanu knew with it before it goes. Then again,
saw something moving round the out.” of this not-uncommon form of hyp- I like to think that he visited me to
foot of the bed, which at first I could As vampire imagery this (pub- nagogic/hypnopompic experience, say goodbye before he went to the
not accurately distinguish. But I lished in 1872) was unusual, but and wove some of its features into rat-infested barn (or comfy duvet)
soon saw that it was a sooty-black the sensation of something spring- what, in Carmilla, is a vampire at- in the sky!
animal that resembled a monstrous ing onto the bed is not. I often lec- tack upon a sleeping young woman. Nick Smith
cat. It appeared to me about four ture on Gothic topics to wonderfully Alas, none of the accounts I have Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire.
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MONTH
A bank customer died from a massive shooting another in the head with an air
electric shock when an ATM machine gun as they queued for beer at a city
zapped him with 20,000 volts as he event in Rostov. D.Telegraph, metro.
tried to withdraw cash in New Delhi, co.uk, 25 Oct 2014.
India. D.Star, 6 Aug 2014.
One-year-old Brayden King fell into a
Gardener Nathan Greenway, 33, died baptismal font and drowned in 33in
in hospital on 7 September from multiple (85cm) of water after wandering away from
organ failure. He became ill five days earlier, his 13-year-old sister during a church service
probably after brushing against the deadly flower at the Pentecostal House of Prayer in Alabama.
aconite (or aconitum), also known as devil’s How he managed to climb two flights of stairs
helmet, monkshood, blue rocket or wolf’s bane, and open a set of doors was a mystery. (Sydney)
which was growing in the grounds of Millcourt D.Telegraph, 27 Sept 2014.
House, near Alton, Hampshire, belonging to
Christopher Ogilvie Thompson. Histopathologist A ‘quack’ doctor who believes that water causes
Asmat Mustajab informed the pre-inquest hearing disease and has had at least 16 patients die
in Basingstoke that it was “more likely than not” from his treatment has been jailed for 15 years
Mr Greenway, of Aldershot, died after coming in Henan, central China. Hu Wanlin, 65, who
seeker of shambhala into contact with the purple flowering plant, a
member of the buttercup family of ranunculaceæ.
claims to be an “omnipotent doctor”, thinks that
all diseases are caused by water and patients
THE ExTRAORDINARy LIFE OF Aconite poisoning can occur if it is ingested or have to be dehydrated with a “magic medicine”
handled without gloves – especially if the skin using powerful salts. He had been jailed in 2000
NICHOLAS ROERICH is broken. The roots are particularly toxic. In for the same offence, but was released early and
severe cases the poisoning causes vomiting, set up a “health retreat” for 12 patients last year.
dizziness and diarrhoea, followed by palpitations, D.Telegraph, 21 Nov 2014.
paralysis of the heart and airways, and death.
Ancient hunters are said to have smeared its A widow arrested on suspicion of killing her
flowers on their arrowheads to poison their prey. husband with poison had previously buried
It is referred to in Shakespeare’s Henry IV, Part three spouses and three other partners.
II as the “venom of suggestion” and crops up in Chisako Kakehi, 67, from Kyoto, Japan, who
Greek mythology. The Canadian actor André Noble has a fortune of 800 million yen (£4.3 million),
died on a camping trip in 2004 after accidentally is now suspected of murdering all seven men
consuming the plant. D.Telegraph, 7+8 Nov 2014. to get their assets and claim life insurance.
She denies it – saying she is “doomed by fate”
In a cruel twist of fate, an Australian family who to watch her loved ones die. The former bank
lost two members – Rodney Burrows and his wife worker was arrested on 19 November 2014 after
Mary – aboard Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 a post mortem examination showed that fourth
on 8 March also lost two other close relatives – husband Isao Kakehi had cyanide in his system
outback outbreak Maree Rizk and her husband Albert – when the
same airline’s Flight MH17 crashed in Ukraine on
just one month after their marriage in November
2013. Three months earlier, her then boyfriend
THE pOLTERGEIST THAT TOOK 17 July. Irish Independent, 19 July 2014. was taken ill after they ate at a restaurant. In
OVER AN AUSTRALIAN FARM March 2012, her 71-year-old fiancé died after
A poetry lover stabbed his friend to death after falling off his motorbike in Osaka. The cause
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a dispute about whether poetry or prose was death at the time was given as a heart attack,
the superior literary form. In January 2014, the although a blood sample subsequently revealed
unnamed 53-year-old former teacher from the the presence of cyanide. Kakehi’s first husband
Urals was visiting his friend Yury Nikitkin, 66, died in 1994, aged 64; her second husband
rendlesham movie, in the town of Irbit, 1,200 miles (1,930km) apparently had a stroke in 2006 and died aged
superiority illusion, east of Moscow, when they began drinking 69; a third marriage ended with her husband’s
vodka and discussing literary styles. According death in 2008. One year later, a boyfriend died
killer kangaroos to a spokesman for the regional investigative from what was ascribed to cancer.
committee, the argument soon became heated Japan has seen several “black widow”
and muCh more… and culminated with the verse-loving visitor multiple murderers in recent years. In 2012,
stabbing his host in the chest with a kitchen Kanae Kijima was sentenced to hang for the
FORTEAN
knife. murders of three men, aged 41, 53 and 80,
“During the drinking, the two men began whom she met through Internet dating sites.
an argument over which literary genre is more She drugged them with sleeping tablets before
important, poetry or prose,” said the spokesman. burning charcoal briquettes to poison them with
TIMES
“The owner of the home argued that prose is carbon monoxide. She is in jail awaiting the
the real literature, while his guest insisted it was outcome of an appeal. dailymail.co.uk, 19 Nov;
poetry.” After stabbing Nikitkin, the murderer fled telegraph.co.uk, Metro, 20 Nov 2014.
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and confessed. He was sentenced to eight years
in a penal colony. Ironically, residents later said THE FORTEAN TIMES
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