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Bisexual Zombie Fistfest (The Obscene Adventures of Bisexual Zombie 1) by Mick Collins
Bisexual Zombie Fistfest (The Obscene Adventures of Bisexual Zombie 1) by Mick Collins
The characters and the actions in this book are completely fictional.
Names, characters, and incidents are a product of the author’s imag-
ination. Any resemblance to any persons living or dead or resem-
blance to any previous event is entirely coincidental. This book does
not reflect on the actions or opinions of the author.
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I
A red haze permeated the dark night. Over the city, clouds hung low
like an old man’s testicles. The playlist for the night: screams and
shouts of alarms, punctuated by moans and grunts.
This night would forever be known as The Night of the Hungry
Dead. History would look back at how it wanted, but never under-
stand the genuine horror it entailed. The apocalypse that followed
would not go unjudged.
Ginny Elaine Wotherspoon watched it with an impassive stare.
Her dark green eyes taking it all in.
A small child skittered into view, his own eyes wide and fright-
ened. He watched for moving shadows and listened for the sounds
of the dead. Up ahead, a shape shuffled into view. The person, for-
mally alive, lumbered towards the child.
The living corpse was a slight and skinny man, flannel shirt in
tatters, manbun shamefully loose, and patchy beard spotted with bits
of other people. The child, a boy who should be too young to see
such horrors, froze.
As the gray-green zombie neared him, seeing only a next meal,
the child broke out of his stupor, pulled out a 9mm from his waist-
band and put a bullet in the rotten body. It dropped to the ground and
the young man admired his kill.
“Motherfucker,” he murmured. As he ran, Ginny continued
watching, still showing no emotion to the scene playing out before
her. The kid continued on, stumbling upon a teenage girl, her face
buried in the head of a boy the same age as him. The scuffle of the
boy’s feet alerted her and her pale eyes locked onto him. Fresh red
blood smeared over a patina of dried black blood from past meals.
Lumpy bits of brain jiggled at the corner of her mouth as she snarled
at him. Even her blond hair was stained by the blood and bile she…
it…has consumed since the horrible transformation. Judging by the
brown-black and earthy mud caked on her chin and neck, this one
was an ass-eater.
Few people realized during the Night of the Hungry Dead the
zombies had specific tastes. Millennial and Gen Z zombies seemed
to prefer a more rectal meal as opposed to older undead that….*
“Overdramatic piffle. Enough TV for now.” Ginny said with her
perky little smile as the television screen turned black. She placed
the remote down on the table in front of her, noting the robin’s egg
blue of her fingernails polish needed a fresh coat. She stood and
adjusted the pink cardigan she wore. It was almost lunchtime and
she had been lazy all morning. Fixing her hairband and bangs, she
stretched and headed toward the small kitchen of her small house.
She remembered The Night of the Hungry Dead well enough, as
well as the terrifying weeks that followed. Her little town of West
Thessalonia Township became hip-deep in dead folks. But as far as
apocolypses go, it was pretty weak. When the zombies rose from
their graves and slid off the mortuary tables, all hell broke loose.
People who never expected loved ones to have them for a midnight
snack were chomped left and right. In the first twenty-four hours,
the epidemic spread exponentially. By the end of the week, society
was trying its damnedest to collapse. Everybody who used the last
twenty years’ worth of zombie entertainment as a survival mastur-
bation fantasy did the most damage. Some of these groups, unhappy
with how quick progress was being made to restore order, would
‘volunteer’ members to get bit, so they had more zombies to refuel
the collapse.
The militias were the worst. They rolled in before the Army and
National Guard units could mobilize, their semi-automatics rigged
to fully automatic, and pants tented with rock-hard erections. They
mowed down the zombies, and slow moving pedestrians, and were
hailed as heroes for it. The praise lasted for about a day and a half
before getting into fire fights with the military. These fascist wan-
nabes with raging hero-complexes tried to assert control over every-
thing. Skirmishes with the Army caused most of the carnage. The
zombies just wanted to eat people; not loot, burn down buildings,
and subvert local paradigms.
As luck would have it, before the dead rose and the militias grew
bold, Ginny had moved back in with her parents due to a recent
loss of her job. She and her family fared well through the worst of
it. But as things wound down and people’s defenses weakened, an-
other surge came up. It was called The Mid-Afternoon of the Lazy
Suburbs. The undead now converged on the comfortable well to-do.
At her parent’s home, the same small darling little cottage she
now lived, they had just set down for a nice afternoon tea (Ginny in-
sisted on this tradition) when the door came crashing in. Mr. Tierney
and Mr. Ennenbach, the delightful couple from next door, stumbled
through the living room, the fresh gobs of the newly consumed Ms.
Meyerson dripping from their chins.
Mr. and Mrs. Wotherspoon didn’t last long. The parents became
future zombie shit in short order, with Mrs. Wotherspoon’s rectum
chewed through, and Mr. Wotherspoon’s head rolling across the car-
pet. Before the undead neighbors could advance on her, her savior
arrived.
Uncle Frank.
He swept in and made short work of the two. He jammed a fire-
place poker between Mr. Ennenbach’s eyes and Mr. Tierney took the
sugar cube tongs right through an eye socket into the brain.
Uncle Frank had always been her hero. In part because they
weren’t far apart in age. Barely ten years separated uncle and his fa-
vorite niece. Legend has it, Grandma got her medications mixed up
one day and went on a rager. She tied grandpa to the bed and force
fed him black-market Viagra until he was harder than a Victorian’s
melancholy. She rode him so long and so hard the cops came in
response to the screams. Nine months later, Uncle Frank was born
while grandpa was still in traction with a busted hip.
After Ginny was born, she and Uncle Frank became thick as
thieves. She even supported him when he came out as bisexual.
The rest of the family might have had misgivings, but she knew it
changed nothing about the uncle she loved.
Uncle Frank always had a pun or joke. He took life so unseri-
ously, it grated on her parents to no end. Her father, Frank’s older
brother, was humorless and no-nonsense. Frank was all nonsense.
One Easter, he filled all the plastic eggs with chocolate pentagrams
and candy Baphomets. During their summer picnics at the beach, he
would scatter plastic ants on the food to freak out her mom or wear
outrageous speedos to annoy her conservative father, who dressed in
full business suits on vacations.
Her favorite times were when they went for drives. Uncle Frank
always had some car on the verge of mechanical suicide, but they
would drive around town, or out in the rolling countryside, singing
to the radio and talking about any matter of things.
From the rear of the house, a shuffling noise broke her from her
ruminating. “Uncle Frank, relax, you big silly! I’m fixing lunch. Just
hold your little horses!” She called out in a joyful lilt as she opened
the door of a vintage sea-foam green refrigerator.
II
“The thing wrong with this country is we let these fucking dead
people walk around.” Cody Watkins said, a green-lensed night vi-
sion monocular to his eye. “Weak kneed, woke-ass, thin-blooded
assholes just sat back and did nothing while the end of the world
happened around them. Wanted to give them handouts and elect
them president.”
“Actually, I’m pretty sure nobody wanted the Zombie outbreak,”
Lawrence Childers said from the passenger’s seat. They both sat in
the dark cab of Cody’s new model Dodge truck. It was the biggest
he could buy without needing a CDL license. They watched from
the conspicuous metal beast, assuming they were inconspicuous for
no other reason than they wanted to be.
“If you remember, the President shot an undead staff member in
the head during a live conference on TV.” Lawrence continued, al-
ready knowing it would do no good. Cody was ‘in a mood.’ Then
again, when wasn’t he?
“A goddamn PR stunt! He knew if he didn’t pretend to take ac-
tion, everyone would see him for the limp noodle asshole he really
was. Did you hear he wants to put the dead fuckers on welfare now?
Just think, taxpayer dollars wasted on fuckers who need shot in the
head on sight. From what I saw on Fax News, they speculate that he
probably wants, based on a guess, that these moving corpses have
life in them or something. Even if they have a soul or some shit, I
say kill ‘em.” Cody swept the dark landscape with the monocular
again. Nighttime at Horace Mantooth Ruddybottom Memorial Park
had been a hot spot of late. More than a few dead sightings had been
called in.
“If they do have a soul, and we’re killing them, wouldn’t that log-
ic poke holes in our pro-life stance?” Lawrence asked.
“Shut up.”
Lawrence resumed scrolling on his phone, swiping right on an
endless loop of hunky men. He kept it pointed away from Cody
so his friend wouldn’t see. This was Lawrence’s secret thing. He
couldn’t let his friend know. It wouldn’t be very ‘upright and virtu-
ous American’ of him.
“Get off your phone and help me. We need to bag a goddamn body
tonight. The Docs are getting restless. Plus, if we plan on building
our business, we need to show results.” Lawrence stashed his phone.
He and Cody grew up together, and Lawrence always followed
Cody’s lead. As adults, they got involved with the Put Better Amer-
icans Before Lesser Americans Because of Our Divine Right Or
Some Such Thing Militia. (America’s Best Militia, for short) Things
were great in those days. It was all playing war games, attending
rallies, fantasizing about hastening the collapse of liberal structures
such as electrical grids, and self-service checkout kiosks. But after
the dearly departed rose, and the militias took on the military, most
of them scattered.
Cody came up with the idea of a ‘clean up business’ for two rea-
sons. One: he liked to shoot things, and Two: zombies were an easy
nuisance to dispose of. Especially after the two of them started free-
lancing for Dr. Malodor and Dr. Hardy. Lawrence followed along
with Cody’s ideas like he always did. As long as he never found
out Lawrence liked to cruise for hunky men online and sometimes
undress the other militia members in his imagination, Lawrence did
whatever his friend told him.
“With any luck we’ll nab the big guy: Hamfist.” Lawrence mused.
Hamfist had been on people’s radar for weeks. Six foot nine inches
of shuffling dead meat, Hamfist did a lot of damage in West Thes-
salonia Township. He ate his way through a late night Mass and
used his massive fists to break into a home on the south side, just
last week. An absolute menace, all the zombie hunters were eager to
mount his giant rotting fists as trophies on their wall.
Still thinking about the images on his phone, Lawrence wasn’t
paying much attention to the darkened park landscape until move-
ment jerked him from his reverie. “Oh look. We got one.”
Cody swung his night scope at the movement. A shape stumbled
between two trees ahead of them. “Paydirt! I think it’s Hamfist. Hot
shit!” Cody said, grabbing a rifle off the rack in the back window.
With poor stealth, they clambered out of the truck and approached.
“Hey there zombiezombiezombie. C’mere big guy.” Lawrence
cooed.
“It ain’t a dog, dipshit.” Cody put the rifle up to his shoulder.
Neither of the men were small. Cody was tall and muscular, while
Lawrence was shorter and lean. But the figure shuffling into view
towered over them. The obvious after-death emaciation had sunk in
Hamfist’s skin but it didn’t diminish his size. Broad shoulders and
thick trunk almost gave him the illusion of life. The give-away was
the bits of grimy skull showing through holes in his face and the
blackened skin of his right forearm hugging nothing but bone.
As he neared, he appeared to be holding something big in his right
hand.
“Is he dragging a body?” Lawrence asked as he pulled a small
flashlight from his back pocket. The brute jerked at the sudden
light but it confirmed he was indeed dragging a body. It appeared
he punched the man’s head so hard, his fist was stuck in the man’s
cranium.
“Poor bastard,” Cody murmured, watching Hamfist gently try to
shake the man off his fist. Once he realized he had two new food
sources standing there, he gave his arm a final hard jerk. The dead
body came off his fist with a wet slorp and flopped to the sidewalk.
With a couple of meals waiting ahead of him, he strode in their di-
rection, exuding a confidence not often found in the deceased.
“Say g’night.” Cody took aim at the big bastard and pulled the
trigger. The shot echoed off of the trees and surrounding buildings
around the park. As the corpse fell backwards with a grunt, Cody
whooped. Nothing like killing someone who was already dead. All
the fun with none of the litigation.
Hamfist hit the grass, struggling to move. Below his throat, a
small black hole smoked. Over time, Cody figured out a bullet right
below the throat immobilized them momentarily. It gave the two just
enough time to truss them up. Lawrence jumped into action. Pulling
long white zip ties from his back pocket, he bound the thing’s hands
together. Hamfist struggled against his bonds, snapping his jaws at
him. Next, Lawrence produced a roll of gaffer’s tape and wrapped it
around the zip ties and halfway up the forearms.
Without missing a beat, he did the same around the thing’s ankles.
When he finished, all Hamfist could do was rock back and forth,
moaning angrily.
“Twenty seconds. You’re losing your touch.” Cody looked at his
watch.
“Hey, this is a big dude.” Lawrence whined. He was champion
calf-roper before joining the militia. Even after the Night of the
Hungry Dead, he could tie up a zombie in record time. He wished
some of the militia members would have let him practice on them
instead. He might have been a few seconds off because despite the
decay and battle scars, Hamfist wasn’t a bad looking guy. Strong
check bones, broad shoulders, thick neck, bulging--
“Whatever. Get the tarp.” Cody interrupted his mental inventory
of Hamfist’s better qualities.
Lawrence ran to the bed of the massive vehicle. It contained a
toolbox and a tall metal cage to transport their prizes. Lawrence
opened the toolbox and got out a large, blue tarp. It crinkled as he
ran it to his friend.
“Quiet. We don’t want to alert any others while we work,” Cody
admonished him, forgetting the loud crack of the 30-30 rifle woke
up everyone in a five block radius. Lawrence kept watch, turning in
circles, watching for any other visitors. It’s been months since any
sizable population of the ‘pulseless masses’ posed a threat. Despite
recent small resurgences, there were fewer and fewer sightings.
“What about this guy?” Lawrence nudged the body Hamfist car-
ried around the park. It appeared to be a jogger, given the track
pants, expensive running shoes, and bloodied t-shirt proclaiming
they’d rather be jogging.
“Leave him. We clean up bodies that are walking around, not ones
dumb enough to go jogging at night during a zombie epidemic.”
Cody said.
A few minutes later, Lawrence checked the straps again, making
sure their prey was secured. Satisfied he wouldn’t wiggle his way
out, he opened the tool box again and pulled out a sheet of printed
paper and a staple gun. On a nearby pole, he stapled the paper to it.
The ca-chunk caught Cody’s interest.
“What the hell are you doing?” He peered at the 8x11 sign.
“Well, I figured since we’re trying to build a business, we might
as well advertise, too. I made up some of these to post when we bag
a body.” Lawrence stated, both proud and apprehensive of what his
friend might say.
“’America’s Best Clean Up.’” He read aloud. “’Zombie hunting
and disposal. If you’re seeing this, then we snagged a zombie on this
very spot. You’re welcome.’”
Lawrence waited for the rebuke.
“Hell, that’s a great idea. Good job, buddy. I might put you in
charge of branding.” Cody slapped his friend on the back with
enough force to send him sprawling forward. “C’mon. Let’s drop
this thing off with the Docs.”
III
“I don’t see why you need to ‘supervise’, Doc. We have this down
pretty well. Lawrence and I work best as a duo.” Cody said as po-
litely as he could muster. Lawrence said nothing. The three men
crammed into the cab of the Cody’s truck. Lawrence attempted to
ignore the touch of the man beside him. Not that he found the guy
attractive. It’s been a while since he’d touched anyone. They were
back in Ruddybottom Park, on the opposite side of where they cap-
tured Hamfist.
“I’d like to say it’s nice to be out in the field more and gain an un-
derstanding of how you capture our specimens.” Dr. Remus Hardy
said, twitchy and uncomfortable.
“You’d like to say but…” Cody said, not giving the scientist a
break. He didn’t trust these science dorks. None of them. They all
just wanted to, well, he wasn’t sure what they wanted to do, but it
probably wasn’t good.
“Dr. Malodor kicked me out of the lab. She said I was ‘under-
foot’.” Dr. Hardy sighed. Cody grunted in amusement. Dr. Hardy,
sweating in his white lab coat, stared out into the night. He hated
being out here where there might be the undead. Or the living. He
felt uncomfortable with people, even more so since working with
Dr. Malodor, who he suspected didn’t care much for him. He also
suspected he had a slight crush on her, which terrified him.
Being sandwiched between the two men made it worse. Cody was
a big, barrel chested guy who looked down on him. His sidekick
seemed nice enough, though quiet and twitchy. Dr. Hardy convinced
himself it was an excuse to get some fresh air, but so far, all he
smelled was the inside of the truck: gunpowder and fast food farts.
“So, what are you doing with the dead folks this time?” Lawrence
asked.
“Oh, the same as last time; testing a difference in the formula.
We’ll get it right eventually.” Hardy said with an optimistic flair.
“And what were you hoping for last time? You’ve never explained
fully what you do.” Cody asked.
“They got a bit unruly this last time, but these zombies are just the
best test subjects for any manner of things. Dr. Malodor and I have
an entire list of experiments we’re running.” Hardy said, still not
answering the question. He used the same tactic to deflect questions
and pick up women in coffee shops. It never worked. When Hardy
didn’t offer any further information, the three chose silence.
“How much longer?” Hardy asked after the silence unnerved him
too much.
“As long as it takes.” Cody grumbled. The only reason he and
Lawrence hunted at night was because the scientists insisted the
men use discretion. “Someone will come along. They always do.”
V
“How often do you take your zombie uncle for walks?” Avery asked
as the three of them walked down the dark park path.
“I started a couple of weeks ago. Uncle Frank likes the fresh air. I
mean, he can’t just sit indoors and watch reruns all day.” Ginny said,
Uncle Frank’s leash in hand. Leading the way, in his slow scraping
gait, he seemed to enjoy it, Avery supposed. He stayed on the path
and trudged forward with purpose.
“Of course, we must be careful. People with guns and no patience
might see him and get in a tizzy. You know, shoot first and all that.
Hence the reason we always go at night and always stay on the dark
side of the park.” Ginny explained. Avery said nothing. Weird as it
was walking a human as you would a pet, the nighttime stroll felt
nice. Almost normal.
Up ahead, Avery spotted a sign tacked to a post. “Uh, Ginny. You
might want to see this.” Avery tore it down and handed it to her.
Ginny’s lips moved slightly as she read it.
“’We bagged a zombie on this very spot. You’re welcome.’” Gin-
ny handed it back to her friend. “Well, fiddlesticks. I guess we better
run Frank home. Its good someone is out here getting the dangerous
dead off the streets, but I can’t risk them seeing Uncle Frank.”
Uncle Frank could not care less. He stood there, still in his car-
digan, trussed up like a dirty dad who needs to be spanked. Uncon-
cerned with his bondage, Ginny’s sudden nervousness, or the faint
aroma of rotten pork he exuded, he was living his best life. But then
again, Uncle Frank, while alive, seemed pleased with simple things.
Very laid back, he was quick with a joke or to remind people it’s
only life and one shouldn’t waste it by being upset. Either alive or a
zombie, he was quite Zen.
“What’s that?” Avery said, peering up the dark path. Even Uncle
Frank turned towards the approaching scrape-step-scrape-scrape-
step sound.
Ginny pulled on her uncle’s leash, but it was too late. A wom-
an came into view. A dead woman. Her long scraggly hair hung
in clumps and right foot turned around in the worst sprained ankle
imaginable. The ancient remains of her last application of make-
up smudged on her sunken face. The blouse hanging off her frame
showed scratched cleavage and a scarred stomach. Her Capri pants
were in a surprisingly clean condition.
Avery watched as Uncle Frank took a keen interest in her. He
ignored all of Ginny’s pulling and tugging. Instead, he watched the
woman’s jerky movements as she trudged ahead. She paid him no
attention. Zombies had little regard for each other without even a
polite grunt or obligatory head nod, but Frank seemed to have plenty
of regard for this one. Avery noticed the interest and again wondered
if Uncle Frank might be different.
“Uncle Frank, we need to go.” Ginny coaxed in soft tones edged
with fear. The dead woman, hearing her, lurched. As she did, Uncle
Frank staggered forward, pulling his niece onto the sidewalk. With
surprising speed, he reached the woman. His hand brushed the open
blouse, uncovering a breast.
“Holy shit, does he have an erection?” Avery gawked. The front
of Frank’s pants were indeed tented. As fast as the memory of her
disturbing dream appeared, she pushed it away. They’d deal with it
later.
“Uncle Frank! That is very unbecoming!” Ginny scolded as she
scrambled to her feet, only to drop again as the crack of two shots
echoed through the park.
The woman, and Uncle Frank, collapsed to the ground. Avery
crouched while Ginny tried to determine where the shots came from.
“Two for one, boys! This is a good night.” A voice hollered in the
distance. Sudden lights blinded Ginny and Avery as three figures
approached.
“What did you do to Uncle Frank?” Ginny jumped to her feet and
ran to his prone body. A small black hole smoked in his neck. He lay
there, making slight moments, still showing signs of unlife.
“Careful, he’s temporarily immobilized, but it won’t last long,”
another voice explained.
“He wasn’t doing anything. We were only going for a walk.” Gin-
ny reached down to help Frank up, but an iron grip pulled her away.
“Let her go!” Avery yelled as they jumped to help her friend.
“It’s for her own safety.” Lawrence said, getting between Avery
and Ginny. Cody held Ginny in a tight grip with one hand and his
rifle in the other. Dr. Hardy skirted around all of them to scrutinize
his prizes. He mustered all his effort not to stare at the female zom-
bie’s breasts. He failed the resistance check and ogled them with all
his might.
“Isn’t she the chick Dave the Cook used to date?” Lawrence asked
as he leaned in for a better look at their kills. Dave the Cook was an
old school Aryan Nations member and official American’s Best Mi-
litia cook who only made white and beige food, less he be accused
of showing sympathy to the wrong side.
“Naw, Dave ate her after he got turned.” Cody said after giving
her a better look. “Though she is a cutie. If I was a corpsefucker I’d
take a turn with her.” Cody laughed. “I ain’t a sicko.” He said re-
membering his audience. Lawrence shuddered at the thought corpse
fucking. Not that he hadn’t watched more than a few videos online.
“Now, little ladies,” Cody turned the Ginny and Avery.
“I’m not a lady,” Avery corrected. “My pronouns are they/them.”
“I don’t give a fuck about your pronouns.” He pointed the muzzle
of his rifle towards the sky and rested it on his shoulder, in a proper
tough guy sort of way.
“No need to be rude.” Ginny shot back, shaking Cody’s grip off
and taking a few steps back.
“Whatever you say ‘Donna Reed’. What I’d like to know is why
this thing is strapped down like a one man freak parade and you’re
out walking him like a dog?”
Waves of red hot anger radiated off Ginny as she turned from
Cody to Dr. Hardy, who was engrossed with the spectacle of Law-
rence tying up the victim.
“It is none of your goshdarned business. Why are you hanging out
with a former NECRO scientist?”
Dr. Hardy turned toward Ginny. “Do I know you?”
“No,” Ginny said with all the smoldering violence and menace of
a car fire, “but I know you.”
“Well, not sure what we’re going to do with you now.” Cody
drawled as he ignored the tense tete de tete between the 50s sitcom
refuge and the egghead. The blue-haired snowflake he’d already
marked as a potential threat. People going around looking like guys
who look like girls who want to look like guys who look like girls
were obviously unhinged and capable of anything.
“You’re going to let us go, and return our zombie,” Avery said.
“Or I will cut you.”
“Sure you will.” His chuckle could not have been more conde-
scending.
Lawrence already had the female brain muncher in the truck and
was working on Uncle Frank when Ginny ran up on him.
“Leave him alone. Where are you taking him?” Lawrence brushed
her off before she got a firm grip. Her flush face and damp eyes
might have played on his sympathy if he made eye contact. But
Cody’s scowl held more sway.
“Okay, I guess we’re doing this,” Avery said, pulling a black han-
dle from inside their jean jacket. With the press of a button, a long
blade appeared. “I fuckin’ warned you.”
Lawrence stopped pushing Ginny away from her uncle. Dr. Har-
dy froze in mid step. Cody lowered his rifle at Avery taking point
blank aim.
“What you gonna do?”
Without missing a beat Avery replied, “I’ll cut your dick off and
throat fuck you with it.”
“And if I shoot you first?” Cody asked, confident enough to be
amused because he had the gun. Also because they were women.
Well, the cute one was female. Whatever gender her friend was
didn’t matter because he still had a gun.
“Go for it. It’ll just piss me off.” Avery’s eyebrows knit together,
their eyes full of rage and daring him to pull the trigger.
“Avery no.” Ginny placed a gentle hand on Avery’s shoulder. “I
don’t want you hurt. Please.” With her other hand, she took the knife.
In a flash, Dr. Hardy wrenched the knife from Ginny. “Dumb
bitch,” he giggled. He felt brave enough to act since Cody had Av-
ery in his sights. Ginny lunged at him, but Cody caught her attention
and she stopped. This time he pointed the rifle at her.
By the time Lawrence had Uncle Frank in the truck, Cody had
corralled Avery to the stand against the cab with Dr. Hardy. The
scientist held the knife in what he thought was a threatening gesture.
Avery could have taken it from him with ease but didn’t want to
get shot. Mainly because Ginny’s said so. And the last thing Avery
wanted to do was piss off Ginny.
“We bagged you a pair tonight Doc,” Lawrence said, proud of
their accomplishments. “Anything else we can do for you?” He
hooked his thumbs in his belt loops and stuck out his chest.
“Yeah, let’s bring this one too. We need a control group.” Hardy
jerked his thumb at Avery who chomped at it, but he moved just in
time. “I’d say bring the cute one there, but we’re you’re out of room.
Unless you’d rather to mount her to the hood.”
“Naw, we’ll leave her here. Once we drop of this load, we can
come back, if you still want her.” Cody said, already pulling keys
out of his pocket. “Truss her up.”
Lawrence approached her, zip ties already in hand. As soon as he
got close enough, her foot flew up and connected with his testicles.
He collapsed to his knees. Cody swore and nodded to Dr. Hardy to
put the knife up to Avery’s neck as a threat to Ginny. Avery gulped
hard knowing there was little they could do.
“Don’t hurt them, please.” Ginny pleaded.
“It’s a hard world out here,” Cody said with a shrug.
“You are a horrible example of humanity.” The look Ginny lev-
eled at Cody would have vaporized him on the spot.
“I believe the phrase you’re looking for is ‘You are a cankerous
asshole’.” Avery offered. Cody shoved them forward.
A few minutes later, the truck pulled away. Ginny hugged a flick-
ering light pole, her hands zip tied so she couldn’t move. Above her,
a sign declaring the area Zombie free fluttered in the breeze. She
watched until the red taillights disappeared from view then strug-
gled to reach something in her sweater pocket. Wincing in pain as
her shoulder strained from the extended reach, she found what she
wanted. Between her fingertips she held a sharp razor blade.
“A woman has to be careful when out at night,” she said while
cutting the hard plastic. “You never know when a gentleman needs
his doo-hickey cut off because he tries to violate your virtue.”
VI