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Script

Scene 1
Narrator (Kristine): Ang handumanan sa mga estudyante sa BTLED…

(Introduction of characters)

Narrrator: Si Monica ug Vica ang dakilang singerista sa planeta


Monica and Vica: Hello madlang people mabuhayyy */ sabay wave
Monica: Ay?? Kita paman diay duha diri
Vica: Wao mao na ba ni ang sign ng pagbabagong buhay??
Monica and Eno: (nag tinan.away then) huyyyyy
Narrrator: Kyla ang make up is life
Kyla: O.M.G! haggard na kaayu ko! I need to retouch immediately!
Narrrator: Emmanuel ang heartthrob ng SLSU campus!!!
Emmanuel: (pick up lines for kyla)
Monica and Eno: YIEEEEEEE
Narrrator: Cindy ang conyo kuno
Cindy: My gosh! Why so init man here uy?? And where is the tricy na ba?? I will be late najud!
Narrrator: Mikaela ang rebonded girl
Mikaela: */ flip hair halaa akong buhok nakagkag na! (nanudlay)
Narrrator: Jhanzel ang olympic ml player
Jhanzel: */ nagselpon aysa! Aysa! Gigukod kos babaw pre tabang patay! hangtud ba diri pildi gihapon ta
labinas iya?
Narrrator: Venice maestra sa buntag nerd sa sunod subject
Venice: */ glasses with books nag memorize sa mission and vision
Narrrator: Raffy ang tanggol ng sta. cruzzz slash maestro
Raffy: */ lakaw pinaisog lamia mo cutting uy syempre batas gud ko
Narrrator: And lastly ang pabidang estudyante slash teacher kunuhay
Kristine: awa tung si raffy isumbong lagi to nako ni ma’am nga mo cutting! MA’AAAMMM!!!

(saba tang tanan diria then mo sud si Venice ug mangasaba)


Teacher Venice: Monica lead the prayer
Monica: (kanta ikaw na bahala )
Venice: Okay class mosud na injung next subject teacher mag behave mo haa??
Students: yes ma’am

Scene 2
(Mosud ang English Teacher Kristine )

K Teacher: Emmanuel balik sa lingkuranan! */glare


So yesterday we talk about a topic and I will ask a question. Ang makatubag exempted sa test ugma.
Vica: */niisa ma’am sabado naman ugma?
K Teacher: Mao ganing exempted kay way klase ugma. So, balik ta It is a word or phrase that reads the
same backward as forward, Kung balihon mao ra gihapon. Okay Cindy?

Cindy: I tuo ma’am na it’s start with letter p as in p! and I also tuo ma’am na E is the end letra. And I tuo
na it’s Palindromee!
K Teacher: Okay Palindrome sakto sakto. Let's give 5 claps to Cindy.

(1,2,3,4,5,6,7 Pasobraan ug pakpak ni Emanuel ug Raffy)

K Teacher: Oh! Boys at the back pasobraan gajud ninjo ang pakpak!
Emmanuel: Syempre ma’am nay pasobra kay special ka *wink
Students: yieeeee
K Teacher: listo gajud mo ug mga ingana no?? pero pa baruga di lagi katubag!
Modeo: Sorry ma'am
Mikaela: Sila Raffy man gud ug Emmanuel pabilib
K Teacher: Okay Monica. Give an example of Palindrome
Monica: The word is madam ug imong balihon madam gihapon
K Teacher: Ouh very good bisan nakachamba ra. Ikaw Kyla tagae kog example sa Palindrome
Kyla: Another example of Palindrome is level when you read it backward it's still level ( With Accent )
K Teacher: Level, very good. Next Vinece
Vinece: Noon ma'am, kung imong balihon noon gihapon
K Teacher: Very good, ikaw Raffy another example
Raffy: Poop basahon pabali tae gihapon
K Teacher:Oh poop tae ra gihapon. And last Emmanuel, no coaching ha! Minus 100 ang motudlo!
Kay sigeg rag tabi sa likod.
(Emmanuel sige ug paniko ni Raffy)
Emmanuel: Ag word Kay Lobot Kung balihon Kay Tobol.
K Teacher: Mao na kay sigeg yawit sa likod hala pabilin Emmanuel. Ipatawag nako imong ginikanan. Class
dismissed!!
Students: */mokanta kung wala kanang maintindihan

Scene 3

( Mo sud si Teacher Raffy )


R Teacher: Okay class good morning.
Students: good morning sirrrr
R Teacher: So karun mag record sa ko sa score ninyu gahapon sa quiz.
R Teacher: So Eno?
Eno: 45 Sir
R Teacher: Next Modeo ?
Modeo : 50 sir
R Teacher: Wao perfect, ikaw Delantar pila ka po?
Delantar: one to the power of zero po sir
Students: yieeeee
R Teacher: Udtohan?
Udtohan: 14 sir
R Teacher: Sanico?
Sanico: 8 sir
R Teacher: Lambate?
Lambate: 18 sir
R Teacher: Pulan?
Pulan: 7 sir
R Teacher: and lasty Timkang?
Timkang: 3 sir ay sir! Pila diay passing sir?
R Teacher: Okay class 1 to the power of zero ang passing score kay mao may sa akong baby girl. */wink
students: yieeeee
Cindy: Sobrang thank you sirrr I will hinumdom your kindness. */ flying kiss iw
R Teacher: */ gisawo iw HAHHAHAA
R Teacher: Okay na ba ang tanan ?
Students: gutom sirrr uli nata
R Teacher: How about you cindy ko?
Cindy: I’m so gutom najud sir kay the tricy is so late niabut!
R Teacher: Okay class you may take your snacks
Student: Sayo paman kaayo sir
R Teacher: Sagdi ra Kay di ko gusto mapasmo ang ahung baby girl.
Students: yieeeeee
( out na tanan then bow)

The End

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