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Evening Street Review Number 39, Autumn 2023
Evening Street Review Number 39, Autumn 2023
DENNIS MINTUN
MAKING PRISON LIFE A LITTLE EASIER
Having been in the Idaho prison system for over 20 years, and having done time in
California and Colorado, I have learned a few things about making prison living just
a little easier. Here are a few tips:
1) The first thing you have to deal with is getting used to new surroundings. There
can be a lot of fear involved, since you don’t really know what to expect. Once
you move in, be friendly and courteous to those around you. Try not to be a
loner. A loner can be an easy target. Find people you can hang out with. I’m not
talking about gangs or things like that. Just find people with similar interests
(sports, religion, etc.). On the other side of this, though, don’t be too “needy.”
That is, don’t force yourself on people. Just let them know your interests, and let
them invite you to join them. This could take a little time, so be patient.
2) If you happen to have an “undesirable” crime (such as a sex offense), don’t
volunteer information about why you are in prison. However, you should be
honest if pressed about it. In this day and age, it is very easy to find out pretty
much anything about anyone. If you are caught lying, there are a lot of people
who will make a bigger issue out of it. “Own” the reason you are in prison. But,
you should not brag about it OR minimize what you did. Make sure people
know you are not proud of your crime, and are working to become a better
person. In most cases, you should be fine. However, if you really feel you will
be unable to function in “general population,” let staff know. Almost every state
nowadays has a unit or area for those who need protective custody (PC). Not
long ago, people in PC would be completely segregated. Now, most facilities
will try to put people in similar situations together in one area. On the same
note... try not to judge others for their past. What matters is what they are like
now, and if they are trying to be a better person.
3) Be careful not to get caught up in borrowing or getting into debt. If you must
gamble (which I don’t recommend), don’t gamble more than you have on hand
at the time. Another bad habit people get in to is “going to the store.” That is,
buying stuff on credit from another inmate—often at a large interest rate—to be
paid back on the next payday... only to borrow again a few days later. It becomes
an endless cycle. Also, if someone gives you something “out of the blue,” use
caution. There are very likely strings attached. It could just be someone wanting
to be friendly, but it’s best to find out before accepting. It’s often better to say, “I
appreciate it, but no thanks.” On that note, if you want to give someone a cup of
coffee or something, that shouldn’t be a problem. Just be careful not to expect
them to return the favor. I’ve seen friends lost—even fights—over something as
small as a cup of coffee.
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NUMBER 39, AUTUMN 2023
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MONICA L BELLON-HARN
HURRICANE LAURA
“That’ll teach them,” Cecilia laughs and rolls her eyes, even
though she agrees with her neighbor on this point.
Jimmy responds with silence. He is accustomed to Cecilia’s need
to challenge their kinsmen, a game to which he had long ago grown weary.
Jimmy had been, while full of work ethic, conspicuous by the books
strewn through every room of his house. He spent two years in Austin
studying biology and when he returned home to South Louisiana to rescue
the family’s faltering shrimping business, he was an oddity. He married
Ruth, and she worked as his bookkeeper. She watched him go out on the
shrimping boats and waited for his return with Cecilia in her lap.
Jimmy waves at his neighbor, “Holler if you need something.”
The neighbor claps him on the back, “Same here, you know my
generator is brand new, got a good deal on it.”
Inside Cecilia and Jimmy move furniture toward the center of the
house. Doing something is better than doing nothing even when you know
the rising water can’t be stopped. There isn’t a lot of furniture, most of it
was tossed sixteen years ago, after their home was destroyed during
Hurricane Rita. Cecilia turned thirteen by the time the house was rebuilt.
“Rita wasn’t the last one to come and wash us away,” said Ruth. So, Jimmy
and Ruth chose tile over carpet or hardwood, hung cabinets from the
ceiling, and lifted the back porch on piers even higher than before. They
filled the house with only what they needed to live. “Less is more,” Ruth
said. After Rita, Jimmy took the insurance money for the shrimping
business, restored the boats, and promptly sold everything. Rebuilding is
an act of faith, belief you may be spared, a belief hard to abandon for many,
but not Ruth. Belief in acts of faith left her in 1957 when Hurricane
Audrey’s winds began.
Ruth and her little sister, Georgette, were picking okra, a chore
given to them by their mother before she went to work at the local grocery
store.
“This okra ain’t gonna pick itself,” Ruth hollered to Georgette.
Georgette listlessly stood up from a cool spot under a magnolia
tree where she had been sitting.
“It’s hairy and itchy,” Georgette said as she fingered a pod.
Children, even Georgette, who had not experienced playtime ease,
yearned for lightness, so she pulled a pod and ran to tickle her sister. But
Ruth, who had discovered virtue of work, turned and slapped Georgette’s
hand.
“Get to work,” Ruth said as she stepped over a short fence and
walked toward their house.
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“Hey, Daddy Purple,” she called to her father on the couch. It was
her nickname for him since his lips were purple, a consequence of his
congestive heart disease.
“Princess,” he said as she kissed his cheek.
She moved the antenna on the radio, working to tune in a static-
free ball game for him. Then she brought him a fresh cup of coffee and she
placed it on the side table as she watched him breathe. She walked back
outside, pushing against wind at the back door. Georgette was standing in
the middle of the yard with outstretched arms, greeting the gusts with
laughter.
“Get inside,” Ruth yelled.
Georgette, taking advantage of her reprieve, ran through the back
door leaving her doll under the magnolia tree. Ruth, in her anger that her
virtue and knowledge had come to her at such a young age, took advantage
of her opportunity and hid the doll behind the back shed. That evening
when the family sat for their meal, a stew of random, wilted vegetables
from the refrigerator along with fresh cut okra, thunder sounded, and
pellets of rain hit the roof.
After the dishes were done, Georgette went to get her doll. When
she couldn’t find her in the house, she wanted to go outside to look for her.
“Stay put,” their mother ordered.
Ruth whispered in Georgette’s ear, “Next time you should do your
chores.” When Ruth registered the horror in Georgette’s face, Ruth felt a
lesson had been learned, her work was done.
That night the weather swelled, and Georgette rose to find her doll.
She waded through high water in the backyard, and then she and her doll
were washed away with the surge, consumed in Audrey’s wrath. In the
aftermath, new knowledge had found Ruth, knowledge that grew each day
in her narrow bones, some actions cannot be atoned. Over years, Ruth
settled in her belief that her black heart would never be abated, but with
Jimmy and then Cecilia, she allowed herself to be loved and to love. They
spent their days, a trio, until Cecilia retraced her father’s steps and left to
study public policy in Austin. That was when Hurricane Harvey came.
He struck the southeast Texas border and after he peaked, he faded
back into the Gulf. Harvey teased the communities who breathed a sigh of
relief, but he was just waiting, gathering strength, preparing a second blow.
He neared the Louisiana border, but decided he wasn’t finished with Texas
and for four days he drenched the landscape and turned cities into islands.
Cecilia waited in her dorm with two other students who listened to her on
the phone as she talked to her parents. The powerlessness Cecilia felt
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during Harvey’s reign halted her ideas of creating a life someplace other
than South Louisiana. Not everyone is born to flee the burdens of their
childhood, not everyone needs to.
By the time Laura emerged, Cecilia made her way back home. She
finished her degree at the same time Ruth had been diagnosed with
Alzheimer’s. In Cecilia’s absence her mother covered up the disease, and
her father covered more.
“Your father thinks I’m cuckoo,” Ruth said when Cecilia arrived
with her luggage in hand. As Cecilia walked through the house, she
encountered the smell of must and saw plastic bags lining the walls. She
picked one up, unknotted the plastic ties, and pulled out an ice cream
scoop, a washcloth, five dimes, and a red pen.
Ruth whispered to her daughter, “I have my things together
because they said they would come get me, but don’t tell your father.”
When Ruth wouldn’t keep her clothes on and kept trying to leave
the house in search of someone who loved her, Cecilia and Jimmy put Ruth
in Brookhaven memory care. It was a passage to another life for the three
of them, one from which none would remain the same.
A large and vivacious woman, named Grace, hugged Ruth when
they brought her to the facility, “Girlfriend, you finally made it to the
party.” Ruth walked in without question, leaving Cecilia and Jimmy
watching and wondering from a distance. They were freed from a burden
they did not want to relinquish and found their life unnatural in her
absence. They visited her daily and worked to call her back to them with
photographs, books, and songs, but she was gone.
Near evening, Jimmy steps outside, the sweet smell of
honeysuckle, the flowering trumpets hanging onto the vine, and he thinks
of Ruth. Their young life with Cecilia running underfoot, proud and
anticipatory. Their later life, too soon arrived, faded and illusory. Inside
the house, the call to evacuate comes from the authorities. When they
moved Ruth into Brookhaven, the facility gave them a piece of paper
outlining their disaster plan. Jimmy and Cecilia put the paperwork in a
drawer, avoiding the inevitable. Denial, an act of desperation, until avowal
walks up and slaps you in the face.
Cecilia walks outside.
“Brookhaven called because they are evacuating the residents to a
sister campus in Pharr, Texas, by noon tomorrow,” she says.
“Where the hell is that?” he asks.
“The valley of Texas,” she says.
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road trip they took before Cecilia went to college. Cecilia envisions the
bridge over the Sabine into Texas, the looming skyscrapers of Houston
replacing the marsh, then rolling hills replacing rice fields, cattle replacing
crawfish farms, and brush trees replacing tall pines.
“Let’s keep driving,” Ruth said when they reached west Texas.
And Cecilia wishes they had never stopped.
“We have to take her back,” Jimmy says and Cecilia nods. And so
they turn the car around and drop Ruth off to a waiting Grace, who holds
Ruth in her arms. Jimmy and Cecilia do not wave as they pull toward the
street leading home, to pack their bags and their cooler of cokes and
sandwiches. It is just the two of them fleeing Laura, unable to predict what
is to come. The eye of the hurricane is a point in your life before everything
changes. You know you can’t stay there, you can’t shrink from the winds
and rain to come, from the onset of destruction so devastating that nothing
can be fully rebuilt. It is a truth Ruth knew long ago, it is a truth that Jimmy
and Cecilia are only now discovering.
EMILY BUTLER
#RELATIONSHIPGOALS
Love is distracting.
MEANINGLESS
DUANE ANDERSON
IN THE EYES OF THE WIND
JOE BAUMANN
HOLEY MOLEY
out of the downtown bars and want something sweet instead of salty or
savory (though he does occasionally manage to come up with a maple-
bacon donut or something covered in pink sea salt).
The cheerleaders are all bubbly blonde, the golden wheat of their
hair and the spangly blue of their outfits jarring against the brown of the
leatherette booths and the off-white cream color of the counter and
tabletops. A dozen of them have made themselves comfortable in the
booths, and three of them are sitting down at the counter, spinning
themselves on the backless stools that squeal as they turn.
“Hello,” Bryson says, wiping his hands on his floor-length black
apron, leaving yeasty streaks in the fabric.
“We are famished,” one of the cheerleaders says with a southern
accent. She smiles, her lipstick pristine, teeth glaring white, putting the
color of the countertop to shame. “We would like donuts.”
They point at the case, the cheerleaders in the booth coming up
one at a time. They take all of the glazed donuts and crullers. A few ask
for jelly. Bryson hands them out, presented on paper plates. They ask if he
has coffee and he nods. They clap when he brings out the first pot; they’ve
found the mugs on their own, someone slipping around behind the counter
to dole them out while he was in the back brewing, plunging the
Raindoughs into the fryer.
“This place smells great,” the southern cheerleader says. He thinks
of her as the squad captain. “Delicious. You can practically taste the fat.”
“Thanks,” Bryson says.
“Are you all by yourself?”
“For now.”
“Bless your heart,” she says, aiming her mug at his chest for a
refill.
The bell affixed to the door jangles: lawyers. Bryson can’t tell at
first that they’re lawyers, but their bespoke suits and wool skirts scream
some kind of professional, and they’re harried, all of them looking tired
and red-eyed and wrinkled from staring at documents. When Bryson
emerges from the back with a fresh pot of coffee, having pulled his
Raindoughs out of the fryer to cool, he hears one of the cheerleaders asking
for advice about divorce. It’s like a mixer, the well-dressed, white-collar
attorneys schmoozing with the cheerleaders, taking periodic bites out of
their long johns and chocolate glazed. Bryson has a hard time keeping up
with who owes what, and then, thankfully, one of the attorneys, with salt-
and-pepper hair and crinkly eyes, a tight but nice smile and a tie the color
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of the deepest ocean, holds out two one-hundred-dollar bills and says,
“Will this cover everyone?”
“More than,” Bryson says.
“Keep the change. Good service. More coffee?”
The money rattles into the cash register. Bryson can practically
feel the bills pulsing, can smell their leathery odor from living in a damp
wallet jammed with Amex Black cards. He finishes up the Raindoughs and
sets them out on a large rack to cool. When he returns to the front with a
full pot of Colombian, the bell over the door jangles again: a coterie of
circus performers. They are led by a lion tamer, who has to lean down as
he enters so his gargantuan top hat doesn’t clip the door frame. His red
blazer is covered in glimmering sequins like thousands of tiny fires.
Bryson can’t stop staring at the shoulders of the trapeze artists, three men,
one in his forties and the others in their late teens or early twenties, all
wearing matching green and white leotards that make their tanned skin
glow like the cheerleaders. They are accompanied by four clowns in full
makeup, a pair of sideshow freaks—a bearded lady and an Elephant
Man—and a snake charmer with a yellow boa slung over her shoulders,
which is probably a health code violation.
Bryson is sure there isn’t room for everyone, but it is as if the
clowns cast a spell on the shop, treating it like one of the cars they manage
to spill out of by the dozen. The lawyers make space for the lion tamer;
cheerleaders squash into their booth with the Bearded Lady,
complimenting the glow of her facial hair. The trapeze artists treat the
empty stools at the counter like pommel horses, mounting them at the wrist
and dangling there as if bored.
Bryson fills mugs and then returns to the kitchen to make more
coffee.
The shop's normal aromas of rich, fried dough and snowy
powdered sugar are overwhelmed by the sweet-sour smell of human
bodies, percolating with sweat and excitement. Bryson can hear the din of
talk through the kitchen's swinging door; it sounds like a waterfall. He
spends so little time among the masses, and the wash of noise makes the
tiny hairs on the back of his neck tingle. Running a donut shop is solitary,
tiring work. He can’t remember the last time he was in a bar, on the lookout
for some other lonely heart drinking a wheat beer on his own, eyes equally
peeled for someone to share a moment—or, if luck would have it, a
night—with.
He is running out of donuts. The jellies have been decimated, the
chocolates drilled down to nothing but a sweep of crumbs. Bryson watches
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a cheerleader bite into the last of the blueberries. The Bostons and sour
creams are still holding strong, but he can see how the clowns are eyeing
them.
As Bryson finishes topping off coffees—as many as he can before
this, his fourth or fifth pot, is emptied—the lion tamer steps up to the
counter, muscling his way between the trapeze artists, who have finally sat
down to enjoy their apple cider donuts. The tamer has a bristly mustache
and tan skin, just enough lines for him to be handsome. He resembles a
young Tom Selleck. Bryson gives him a tired half-smile. The lion tamer
reaches into his blazer and removes a simple black wallet, which seems
out of place. Like the attorney, he peels several bills from inside and holds
them out, wordless, eyes sparkling. Bryson takes them in his free hand
without a word, nodding. The lion tamer nods back, shoves the wallet back
into his inner breast pocket, and vanishes into the crowd. Bryson makes
for the kitchen.
When he returns, Raindoughs ready on their tray, the firefighters
have arrived. They are bulky and loom large, the smell of ash and smoke
clinging to their skin, which is mostly covered by Nomex hoods and
reflective pants that flash under the shop’s fluorescent lights. The
cheerleaders and attorneys make space for them; they jostle past the
clowns, who feign courtly deference. Six of them squeeze into the shop,
everyone standing shoulder-to-shoulder, their voices a carom of noise that
blasts at Bryson’s ears. He doesn’t bother sliding the Raindoughs into the
case and instead starts doling them out without a word; more money
appears before him, from whose gloved or manicured or hairy hand he has
no clue. The firefighters are desperate for their own cups of coffee, but
Bryson is out of mugs. The fawning cheerleaders, and one of the trapeze
artists, offer to share theirs, which seems to make everyone happy. One of
the attorneys asks the firefighters where they’ve come from, and they
mention a fire in an apartment building not far from the shop; Bryson
recognizes the name.
When he returns to the kitchen for yet another pot of coffee—he’s
running out of filters and grounds both—he hears footsteps behind him.
He turns: the lion tamer. Bryson is caught off-guard; everything in the
kitchen is stainless steel deck ovens and skimmers and off-white paint, and
the tamer’s raging red blazer is like a sun. He stands framed by the
swinging door, which threatens to slam right into him as it sways but stops
just short of his broad back. Bryson gives him a long once-over: his cream-
colored pants—nearly matching the walls—are tight in the thighs,
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showing off the musculature of his legs. His black boots shimmer under
the harsh lights as if freshly polished.
“You could use some help.” It isn’t a question, but it’s not
judgment either. The tamer’s voice is softer than Bryson expects, pillowy
and kind. When he speaks, the lines around his eyes crinkle.
“Is it that bad out there?”
“It’s a happy enough crowd.”
“I guess you’ve seen them turn?”
“Sometimes.”
Without Bryson asking, the tamer removes his coat and sets it
down in the empty space on the cooling table the Raindoughs recently
occupied. He peels off his top hat, nestling it gently atop the heap of his
blazer, revealing a thick mop of black, wavy hair. His white shirt is tight
across the chest and arms, tapered as if sewn specifically for his body.
Bryson can see the twitch and ripple of every muscle as if it is mimicked
by the fabric. The lion tamer claps his hands together.
“Please,” he says. “Tell me what I can do.” His voice is deep like
an echoing well, and it clangs in Bryson’s ears. The tamer makes a
bombastic sweep of the prep station, where the ingredients for the
Raindoughs are still spread out in a messy line: granulated sugar, eggs,
butter, flour, mace, neon gel food coloring. Bryson sets down his coffee
pot at the same time the tamer picks up a sheet of paper: Bryson’s scribbled
recipe.
“Oh,” Bryson says. “That’s just an experiment.”
The tamer raises an eyebrow. “You’re a scientist? Or an artist?”
“I’m a baker.”
“Both, then.” The tamer rolls up his sleeves, revealing a colorful
tattoo along the tender, pale side of his left forearm: a single long red line,
plus several shorter yellow ones beneath, interrupted by a few dashes of
blue and pink. The tamer sees him staring and points, pressing a finger into
his flesh. “People and animals I’ve lost,” he says, offering no further
explanation.
The tamer is quick, nodding and grabbing, measuring, adding; he
knows how to switch on the sheeter without Bryson having to say
anything, and when he catches Bryson staring, he says, “I started doing
this in another life.”
“Really?”
The tamer nods. “My mother was a baker.”
“Was?”
“Was.”
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“I’m sorry.”
“Like I said, another life.” He waves Bryson away with a gloved
hand; he’s swapped out his leathers for blue latex. “Go. I can do this. Make
more coffee.”
Bryson feels the hot slap of dismissal. His fingers shake as he
places the emptied coffee pot back into its cradle, fills a fresh filter with
grounds. He wants to turn around and watch the lion tamer as he mixes
and beats and the stretches the dough before sending it through the sheeter,
to stare at the twitch of muscles in his forearms, the shift of those colored
lines demarking tragedy. But instead, Bryson stares at the drip of black as
it fills the pot. He shakes himself loose and tries, unsuccessfully, to find
more mugs. Bryson returns to the front of the shop and plucks up the used
cups discarded by the attorneys that have had their fill. No one has left,
but no one new has arrived. The trapeze artists are now doing handstands
on the backs of the booths, their legs splayed in bendy shapes. The clowns
appear to be playing charades, or else performing some kind of theatrical
display that is generating laughs from two of the firefighters, the rest of
whom are crammed in with cheerleaders, telling stories of their bravery
and the ravages of housefires. The snake charmer is dancing in a small
clearing between counter and booths. Two of the attorneys sit at the
counter, paperwork spread out before them, whispering about liabilities
and torts and other things Bryson doesn’t understand. When he hears the
bell above the door jangle, he wants to yell out that they’re at max capacity.
Shouldn’t one of the firefighters see the hazard?
A gaggle of school children enters.
They wear bright school uniforms, the boys in vibrant sunrise
yellows and starched navy-blue shorts. The girls—three of them
accompany the three boys, each somewhere between eight and twelve
years old; Bryson is terrible at aging children—wear swishy pleated skirts
the same near-midnight color with clean white blouses. Bryson wonders
what kids are doing out at this hour, but then he realizes he could wonder
the same thing about just about everyone else in the shop, too.
The Raindoughs have already run out, the only remnants on the
tray a vibrant array of scattershot crumbs that remind Bryson of space,
nebulas and galaxies swirling in the black. He presses a finger into a trough
of dough flakes and sticks it in his mouth. Though tiny, they exude fat and
sugar and butter. His mouth waters. Bryson stares down at the tray,
imagining the clean rows of donuts being plucked up one by one, gnashed
against the cheerleaders’ white teeth, swallowed down the firefighters’
grizzled throats, washed with coffee by the harried attorneys and the
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flexible circus freaks. Every donut, every ingredient, is a little piece of him
traveling through their bodies, providing nourishment and expanding
waistlines, sending tastebuds into pleasured orbit. And all that he is left
with after that is a tray full of crumbs and, at least tonight, a full cash
register.
One of the boys manages to muscle his way to the counter and
hold out a five-dollar bill. Bryson takes it, and the boy, without a word,
shoves his way to the donut case and examines its remaining offerings.
Unlike the rest of his current clientele, the boy waits for Bryson to come
over with napkins and slick wax sheets rather than helping himself by
going around the back of the case to self-serve. He points to the last three
Boston creams as well as two bear claws hiding on the bottom shelf where
the adults must not have been able to see them. A single chocolate brownie
crumble donut is also hidden in a low corner, and the boy taps the glass
with excited vehemence. His five dollars won’t cover the cost of all six
donuts, but Bryson decides it doesn’t matter. He boxes the donuts in a pink
Holey Moley box and hands it to the boy, who threads his way back to the
other children huddled near the door. Bryson watches them eat, their
fingers going gluey with glaze, mouths ringed with cream and chocolate.
The boy who bought the donuts is the tallest, clearly the leader of their
pack, and he gives the rich crumble to the smallest girl, who looks like
she’s barely old enough for school anyway. Her eyes are ringed with dark
circles, her hair pulled up into pigtails held fast by pink ribbon. Bryson
squints out into the night, expecting, dubiously, a school bus or a car with
a harried mother, someone who must pull her weight in carpool at the
egregiously early hour of—he checks the clock affixed above the kitchen
door—four-fifteen. But the night is empty, the streets scattered only with
trash and parking meters. Storefronts across the street—a bodega at the
corner, a boutique clothing store, a Qdoba—are dark and unmoving.
Everywhere except Holey Moley is dead and silent.
Bryson returns to the kitchen, where he can hear and smell the
fryers. The lion tamer appears happy with himself, prepping a second
batch of dough. When Bryson enters, the tamer smiles. His forearms are
dusted in flour and some has made its way into his mustache. He crinkles
his eyes in Bryson’s direction.
“Smells good,” Bryson says.
“I adapted your recipe a bit.”
“How?”
The tamer shrugs. “Added some of this, subtracted some of that.
It’s not an exact science.”
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Bryson’s feet and hands hurt. He’s not used to moving around this
much at this time of night. He can feel burning behind his eyeballs. He
rubs them and lets out a breath.
“You are running out of sugar,” the lion tamer says.
“I am?”
The tamer shrugs. Bryson wants to rip him open. To stuff his
fingers down the man’s throat, wriggle them along his tongue and the soft
tissue inside. He doesn’t want to make more coffee or serve more donuts
or brush them with glaze or take inventory of dry storage or the walk-in
refrigerator. He wants to call his assistant and tell her that he’s closing
Holey Moley for good, that he can’t stand the smell of butter and flour and
fryer oil anymore.
The lion tamer is watching him.
“I guess I’ll call my supplier.”
A small office sits off the side of the kitchen, a windowless room
that has barely enough space for a single filing cabinet and a built-in desk
with three shelves that are stuffed with paperwork. The little wall space is
papered with articles about Holey Moley, good reviews, a feature in the
Post-Dispatch from a few years ago, a picture of a smiling Bryson leaning
in the store’s open doorway, arms crossed over his chest. Sometimes
Bryson looks at that image of himself, his eyes uncrowded by lines, his
back betraying no constant ache, his hands not pulsing with the exhaustion
that comes from kneading dough and burning his fingers on hot metal
every day. He tries to remember being that version of himself.
Before he can sift through the paperwork on his desk—bills,
invoices, a schedule of which hotels and doctors’ offices and bookstores
have standing orders on file for what days and how many of which
donuts—the lion tamer is suddenly behind him, rapping on the door frame.
When Bryson turns, the lion tamer stares down at him, an angle that makes
him even more handsome. Bryson feels his stomach tense and clench. He
tries not to stare at the tattoo, wonder at the weight of loss in his broad
shoulders. Bryson half expects the lion tamer to move into the office, to
pull Bryson from his chair, to cup his chin with his dough-wet hands and
kiss him on the mouth, shut the door and pry off Bryson’s clothes, slam
him against the filing cabinet, bruise his back and leave him spent. Bryson
sees then that he’s donned his raging red blazer and top hat again, the brim
dusted with a faint white outline of his hand.
The lion tamer says, “My people will go soon.”
“Go?”
“We can’t stay in your donut shop forever.”
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“I guess not.”
“You will be alright without us.”
“I—yes?”
“Yes.” The lion tamer nods and backs away. Suddenly, Bryson is
alone in the kitchen, the only sound the gurgle of donuts frying, the only
smell their warm, fat aroma. Bryson’s mouth waters, but he isn’t hungry.
He picks up the full coffee pot and pushes through the swinging
door, leading with his hip. The sight of the shop is jarring. The children
are already gone, the only evidence of their presence the empty donut box
sitting atop the trash can by the door, bent open to reveal a mound of used
napkins and a smear of chocolate on the interior of the lid. The firefighters
are on the way out, their Nomex hoods shining like they, too, are glazed.
One of them waves a gloved hand toward the cheerleaders, who wave
back, mouths stretched in the kind of grin that can only mean sudden,
quick, hard love. He watches one sigh like a princess in a Disney film, the
cheerleaders around her tittering like a supporting cast of woodland
critters.
Things are happening in reverse. When the firefighters depart,
their ashy smell that had undergirded the fat and sugar dispersed into the
dark, the snake charmer and bearded lady slither away. The trapeze artists
leave with a flurry of handstands. When the lion tamer reaches the door,
he barely looks back.
The attorneys begin packing up. Bryson offers more coffee, but
they all decline, pressing their down-turned palms over the mouths of their
mugs. The one who paid him offers up another pair of hundred-dollar bills,
and even though Bryson’s sure they haven’t taken that much from him, he
accepts the money without complaint. The attorney nods as if they’ve just
settled a case, and then he departs, snapping up his briefcase with a swish
as it slides across the counter. His colleagues follow suit, one woman
wiping off her mouth with a napkin that she leaves balled on the
countertop. Bryson stares at it and the smear of what is either jelly or
lipstick.
The cheerleaders rise, their smooth quads flexing as they stand.
They thank him for the coffee in hushed tones. He waves, saying nothing.
When they’re gone, the bell jangling, he stares at the empty store, which
seems to pulse as if it is a pair of lungs breathing, expanding. The booths
are a mess of crumbs and abandoned coffee mugs; suddenly there are too
many of them. He can’t imagine cleaning up, even though the trash is
hardly anything more than usual, all things considered. Bryson rubs his
face and goes around past the counter. He glances at the empty case, a
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ravaged desolation of crumbs and crinkled wax paper. Bryson pokes his
finger into the empty tray on the counter, but the crumbled refuse has gone
stale and hard and, when he pops it in his mouth, tasteless. He looks around
the emptied store, glances at the sun starting to break through between the
high-rising buildings, a few early pedestrians finally occupying the
sidewalk. Bryson swallows the crumbs down, hard and grating against the
back of his throat, and wonders if, should he make more donuts, anyone
would really, truly, care for them. In the kitchen, a timer buzzes: the
Raindoughs are ready, again.
CHRISTOPHER RUBIO-GOLDSMITH
BLUES RIFFS
Ariel later went to Los Angeles earning his MFA from Cal Arts. I wonder
if when he looked out the window at night, did the moon look
like a mistake? Migrating from Douglas to Los Angeles
in 1980 must have created an imagination beyond an imagination
the smelter becoming freeways, the border evolving into horizons of shore,
tides, the quiet nights transforming into raptures of staggering bankrupt dreams.
But what
ARNIE YASINSKI
HOW WELL DID I KNOW HIM?
VIVIAN LAWRY
RUNNING ON ABOUT AUNT GENEVIEVE
Aunt Gen is a living legend in our family, given all the firsts and
onlys she’s racked up—like being the only one to graduate valedictorian
of her high school class and first to go to college, the only one to become
a college professor, and the first in the entire family (all ninety-two of us)
to get a divorce—which she did without any real explanation, denying that
he was a drunkard or a wifebeater or caroused around, saying that nothing
was so bad but nothing was so good either, and there were no kids to keep
them together for another twenty years, so better end it sooner rather than
later—which was so Aunt Gen—and to this day she’s the only female to
beat the uncles and male cousins target shooting with pistol, rifle, and
shotgun, which she did when just a slip of a girl, not even in school yet,
and everyone said she must’ve inherited her daddy’s good eye, the proof
of that being that even though she stopped target shooting in her early
twenties, when she traveled down the Amazon in her mid-fifties, she was
the only tourist in her group to shoot a blowgun and hit the target, not to
mention being the only one to let an anaconda be draped over her
shoulders—a little one, to be sure, but still, an anaconda—and that’s just
one bit of evidence that she was fearless, along with learning to water ski
on a Florida river with alligators sunning themselves on the banks and then
going down the Olympic bobsled run in Lake Placid (after the Olympics,
of course), and through the years with parasailing, zip-lining, petting
dolphins, and bow-riding a raft over whitewater rapids on the Colorado
River, and during a recent visit, when I asked if she regretted anything in
her life, she shrugged, said that whether she ends up in heaven or in hell,
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she wants to be there because of things she’s done, not things she didn’t
do—although, she said, thinking about not going for a college presidency,
she sometimes had a niggling feeling that she’d stopped short of real
success—stopping being so counter to always going as far as she could as
fast as she could—and I just rolled my eyes, saying that lots of people
would think that being a college vice president for academic affairs and
dean of the faculty and retiring at fifty-two was plenty of success, not to
mention the satisfaction of having great relationships with her adult
daughters and grandchildren, but she just shrugged and flashed that
infectious smile that lights up her eyes, and it was easy to see why she
never wanted for male companionship, most obviously between the
divorce and her remarriage two years later, but Aunt Gen insisted she had
standards—never more than one husband and one lover at a time—even
though men seemed to be drawn to her like filings to a magnet, a prime
example being the rug salesman she met in Turkey who said she had the
neck of a swan and tried to put the moves on her in a taxi on the way to
dinner, and when she told him she was old enough to be his mother, he
said that he loved his mother, and then a few weeks later, he showed up at
her office back home, bearing gifts, to renew his suit, and it took her a
week to convince him that they had no future together—and at that point,
when I asked her why she was telling me all this private stuff the rest of
the family didn’t know or even suspect, she said it was because I am the
one most like her and wouldn’t judge—but according to Aunt Gen,
whether it was a week or twenty years, none of the men in her life ever
seemed to turn against her or bad-mouth her—or quite get over her either,
it seemed to me—though only one other was as persistent (or maybe as
patient) as her high-school classmate who had had a crush on her back in
their teens and launched his seduction nearly thirty years later when she
attended a professional meeting in his state, and that other one was the
man who’d been her lover while she was divorced and sought her out more
than forty years later, but even though she had lots of opportunities for all
sorts of flings during the eleven years when she and her second husband
had a commuter marriage and their three daughters lived with him, her
friendships with men remained both restrained and discreet, like her
tattoos—though, actually, those are more discreet than restrained—
beginning when she got breast cancer at sixty-nine, and after a year and a
half that included two surgeries, radiation, multiple infections, and
hyperbaric oxygen treatments for a persistent nonhealing wound, she
decided to redecorate rather than repair her body, starting with tattoos to
her scarred breast and ending up with her entire torso forming one intricate
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NAOMI COOPER
RUBY
WILD ANIMALS
In a veil of high grass, the fox crouches,
his body the color of flame.
He possesses a funny kind of mystery,
grace of a beast that resembles both cat and dog,
slinking along together in one sleek body,
nearing the woman who has entered his territory.
The woman loves a forest,
its shallow amber ponds,
crooked big rocks and scattered pebbles,
patches of sunlight gentling her,
like warm bright hands. (cont)
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ALISSA SAMMARCO
TUESDAY NIGHT BINGO AT ST. ANDREW’S
MARK RUSSO
A SPECIAL BRIDGE
That’s where the administration building is. From there, if you look down,
you can see the assembly pavilion to the East and the swimming facility
in an open field to the West. This is also where the groups split up and take
different gravel paths to their pavilions. From below the campers look like
the round segments of centipedes snaking along the four forest paths.
It was June. The air was warm. The leaves were damp. Camp
season had just begun.
Once at the pavilion, the campers of Oak Leaf threw their
backpacks onto the picnic tables, sat, and waited for something to happen.
“Okay, Tallboy, you’ll be the color bearer. Stand over there by the
railing.” Gerry said.
Gerry was the group leader for Oak Leaf. At the center of the
pavilion in baggy jeans and a loose t-shirt, he called the boys and their
counselors over.
“The rest of you gather ’round and face the flag, hands over your
hearts.”
They formed a semi-circle around Tallboy who, now stiff as a
post, gripped a flag pole that pivoted forward at a slight angle. His eyes
were wired to the tip of the flag and, every now and then, if the flag drifted
too close to the floor, he’d give it a quick jerk.
Baldur, a short roly-poly boy of fourteen, stepped out in front of
the group and looked up at Gerry. He had that look of a person who has a
request that should be granted without asking.
“Sure Baldur, you can stand by me. Hand over your heart.”
Gerry placed his right hand over his heart and waited. Baldur
stood next to Gerry, faced the others, and narrowed his eyes. He cupped
his right palm and slapped it against the left side of his chest making a
hollow, popping noise. The others imitated him. With that, Gerry began
the Pledge of Allegiance, pausing after every few words to wait for the
others to repeat them.
“I pledge allegiance...,”
“I pledge a legion...,”
“To the flag...,”
“To the flag...,”
“I like this next part,” Carrottop shouted.
“One Nation indivisible...,”
“One nation invisible...,”
“…justice for all.”
“…just for us all.”
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Baldur turned, looked up and buried his fist into Gerry’s belly. He
let go a laugh, winked, and then hugged Gerry about his waist.
“Bu-bu-buddy.”
It was a ritual Baldur went through for all of his friends. Gerry
knew this.
“Tough love. Right, Baldur?”
As explained, the Oak Leaf pavilion decided to build a bridge in
the woods for its Summer Project. Baldur suggested that it cross over the
shallow ravine that separated Oak Leaf from Maple Leaf. They thought it
would be great fun. Gerry thought so too, but doubted the director would
buy into it.
It’s a summer camp: a special camp. The campers are special
campers. Each one has a special physical or emotional quality. The
director even has a list of the campers’ medical conditions and hands it out
to the counselors every season. The title at the top of the list reads,
“Perceived Limitations and Liabilities.”
***
Chloe, looking over her balcony, saw Baldur hit Gerry. That’s all
she could see. She couldn’t see the entire pavilion, just the upper half. The
bottom part was buried below the crest of a ravine like the sunken hull of
a ship. You’d even think you could reach out and touch Oak Leaf. But you
couldn’t. To get there you’d have to go beyond the crest, down into the
ravine and up the other side. She curled her hands about her mouth and
called out,
“I saw that, Baldur.”
But no one heard her. There was just too much clanging and
banging from the construction going on at the cafeteria building.
Chloe was Maple Leaf’s group leader. A starched white cotton blouse
tucked into a pair of denim shorts made everything about her seem crisp.
“Listen up, campers. Oak Leaf is being naughty again,” she said,
“Maple Leaf is not Oak Leaf. Always remember that. Maple Leaf is
respectful, proud. We are the protectors of the wood.”
“Yes Miss Chloe.”
There were five Maple Leaf campers: Nanna, Casey, Evelyn,
Prudence, and Harriet. Of the five, Nanna was the most resolute. She’s the
one who stomped the foot-rest of her wheel chair with her crutch when,
with the others, she cried out, “Yes Miss Chloe.” She was thirteen, with
blond hair, smooth skin and just a bit of Lucifer’s spark in her blue eyes.
In her chair, she felt like a goddess in a horseless chariot, the queen of the
“slow” races. She always felt comfortable nestled between the wheels of
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her chair but sometimes, just to shake it up a bit, she’d grab a pair of
crutches, cuff them about her forearms and drag her out-turned feet where
she wanted to go. Nanna was the girl Baldur wanted to marry.
That morning, the director had sent Gerry a note. It said that they
should meet. So, Gerry handed his group over to Amy of the pool staff and
headed off to Mr. Stein’s office.
Mr. Stein is a rotund man with a bald head, who, when he sits
behind the desk, fills the room blotting out the books on the shelves, world
globe on the floor and armchairs. Entering the room, a person feels much
like a matador must feel during the suerte de matar.
Gerry knocked on the door..., No response. Not sure if it was
heard, he knocked again. Then came the response, like a cherry bomb
explosion.
“Gerry, come in. Nice to see you again this summer. How’s
school?”
“Just one more year to go.”
“Decided on a career?”
“Leaning towards occupational therapy.”
“That’s great! For me, it was physical or occupational. I opted for
physical. More money in it.”
Facing Mr. Stein’s rifling stare, Gerry shifted his weight from one
foot to the other. He studied the wall paneling and ceiling planks.
Everything seemed so square and plumb, fresh with the scent of cedar.
“How about the summer project? Decided on that yet?” Mr. Stein
asked.
There was a pause.
“This is it,” Gerry thought.
Mr. Stein continued, “Maple Leaf will be making paper flower
arrangements to decorate the assembly pavilion for Game Day. Game
Day’s their day, you know, their thing. They never fail to take first prize
at the slow wheel races. That Nanna is something else, isn’t she? And Elk
and Ivy have decided to do a skit about the taming of the wood trolls and
the founding of the camp.”
Gerry took a deep breath. He stared at the dark mahogany-framed
portraits of the camp founders that hung on the wall behind the director.
They were staring back.
“The guys want to build a bridge.”
“A bridge?”
“Yeah, a bridge. They’re really excited about it.”
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“So that I’ve got this straight: Tiptoes has muscular dystrophy,
doesn’t he? Jimmy and Tallboy are autistic?”
“Sir, the counselors’ll help. I’ll supervise everything.”
“And wasn’t it Pepper who nearly drowned when he dove
prematurely into the pool during the swim freestyle races last year?”
Yes, Gerry did remember how Pepper almost bit the big one that
day. He’d never forget it. All the boys had stood there at the edge of the
pool, like slats in a fence, waiting for the starter’s signal. Then Pepper did
it. He broke out. Just up and dove in. Flailing his arms and legs the second
he hit the water. Then he started to breathe in when he should have
breathed out. Oh, it was a mess.
“Yes, I remember. But in the end, it turned out okay. Pepper still
loves the water.”
Mr. Stein arched his right eyebrow.
“Well, Pepper may have survived, but some of us are still feeling
the sting.”
Gerry continued, “It’ll be a small bridge. Out of logs. We’ll make
sure the wood’s bound solid. It’ll be...,” Gerry’s voice cracked, “fun.”
“I don’t know. Besides, isn’t Maple Leaf on the other side of that
ravine? Wouldn’t want wheel chairs tipping over or a girl slipping off into
that gully.”
“The liability thing,” Gerry thought.
“Something like that could put us out of business.”
“The lawsuit thing,” Gerry thought.
“No one will get near it unsupervised. We’ll take it down the last
day of camp.”
Another pause.
“Well, Gerry, I’m afraid not. I can’t put the camp in jeopardy. The
board of Camp Tree Leaves would never understand. If they were normal
kids, perhaps. But things as they are…. No, I won’t permit it. Find
something else.”
It did not go over well when Gerry explained to the boys that
there’d be no bridge. Wet towels draped over their heads and shoulders
slumped they watched the puddles forming at their feet. There was a lot of
mumbled grumbling.
“It’s out of my hands, guys. How about a parade with floats
instead? Maple Leaf can help with the flowers….”
The bell for the departing bus sounded. Gerry raised his eyes to
the ceiling and mouthed, “Thanks.”
The next day Baldur was not on the bus.
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was a metal wagon covered with paper flowers being pulled by some child
straddling the handle arm. No one looked up to see that the handle was
shaped like a horse’s head. They just watched their feet make swirls on the
floor.
That afternoon Baldur’s father showed up at the pavilion to get
Baldur.
“Baldur won’t be using the bus this summer. I’ll take care of it.
I’m here every day anyway working on the cafeteria.”
Gerry opened his mouth but nothing came out.
“Didn’t want you to think there was a problem,” Baldur’s father
said.
Gerry found his voice. “Sir, that’s a great bridge layout you guys
made. But I’m afraid it’s not going to happen.”
“Hmmm. Too bad. Baldur was looking forward to it. I was too.”
***
That night Baldur sat at the kitchen table while his father stood at
the stove in their small fifties-styled split level. Just the two of them. It’d
been just the two of them for so many years that it seemed it had always
been that way.
Baldur sat with his elbows spread across the table hunched over a
piece of paper. His father wiped his hands and put the dish towel in his
back pocket. He looked over Baldur’s shoulder and saw the word “bridge”
printed on the paper. Some of the letters of the word were underlined,
others had circles around them. He watched as Baldur printed “ridge,”
“bride,” “ride,” “gird,” “grid,” “bid,” and “bird” in a column below the
word “bridge.” After Baldur finished the column, below it he arranged the
words into a single row, “gird bird bid bride ride ridge grid.”
“Wait, here’s another one,” he said and added “dirge.”
“What’s up champ?” his father asked.
“Da-da-dad, it’s not fair.”
“The bridge?”
“Ya-ya-yeah, the bridge.”
“Okay, but what’s with these words?”
“Jimmy says words have secrets inside them. The secrets are in
the letters. The letters make other words. Once you know the words inside,
you’ll learn the secret. I want to learn the secret of the bridge.”
Baldur’s father ruffled his son’s hair, went to the disk-player, and
put on some cello music. Baldur’s muscles loosened. He rested his chin on
the table and sighed. Baldur’s eyes had a wet sheen. Dad was who he
wanted to be like. He could do everything. He was a licensed carpenter.
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He could draw. Baldur had once said “tree house” and his father drew it.
Then, together, they built it.
“Son, I agree with Jimmy. Everything has its charm. But no
abracadabra is going to build your bridge.”
“How can I build it then?”
“Like the tree house, we’ll do it together.”
***
The next day the two of them, father and son, met at the ravine.
They were to meet every day to build the bridge. His father would work
through lunch then get Baldur during the pavilion’s rest hour. Together,
they braided cords, wove them over and under the logs, stretched them taut
and drove stakes into the ground. They knotted ropes about the stakes.
They wrapped the ends of each railing around a tree, pulled them tight and
tied them. Hidden by the crests of the ravine, no one saw them; drowned
out by the pounding and banging in the cafeteria, no one heard them.
It took two weeks.
“Good job, son. What are you going to do now that it’s done? You
know, you can’t tell anyone that it’s here.”
But Nanna already knew. For two weeks, Nanna had sat on the
crest and watched the two of them assemble the bridge. She hadn’t
intended to spy. She had told Chloe that she just wanted to be alone.
“I won’t go far. Don’t worry. I’ll stay within hearing distance and
holler if there’s a problem,” she said.
Every day she’d lean against a tree at the crest and watch them.
Then one day there was just Baldur. That day, she moved to the front of
the tree. Baldur saw her. He smiled and waved. At first, he waved his hand
side to side in greeting, then back and forth in invitation. Nanna smiled
and nodded. Baldur crossed the bridge, walked up to Nanna, and led her
below.
“Want to try?”
Nanna crunched up her left cheek partially closing her eye.
“Not sure.”
“Why’s that?”
“I’m not too steady on my feet.”
Baldur lifted his arms.
“I’ll help. Here, stand behind me. Put your arms around my neck.
That’s it. Hold tight.”
Baldur cuffed the crutches around his arms. At each step, he dug
the crutches into the gap between the logs directly in front of him and used
them as levers to pull him and Nanna forward.
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The bridge wasn’t very long, maybe ten feet. But, by the time
they’d reached the middle, Baldur started to bend at the knees and shift his
weight from side to side causing the bridge to sway.
“Hold on tighter, Nanna,” he said. He extended the crutches as far
as he could across the logs, wedged them into the seam, then lunged ahead,
again and again, until they reached the other side.
Once there, Baldur propped Nanna against a tree, then sat crossed-
legged in front of her. Together, they watched the ground and quietly
threw leaves into the ravine. They didn’t notice Chloe looking at them.
***
Maple Leaf was finishing up its decorations for the festival and
Chloe wanted Nanna to be there. So, she went to find her. At the crest of
the ravine, she saw Baldur and Nanna sitting on the far side of the bridge.
A prickly wave coursed through her cheeks. Her first instinct was to
scream that they had no right to be there. But she didn’t. Instead, she
brushed the hair from her face and marched to the office of the director.
When she got there, she opened the door without announcement and shut
it behind her.
Within an hour, the director’s assistant showed up at Oak Leaf
with Nanna’s wheelchair and a message from Mr. Stein. Gerry was to go
to the ravine and take care of it.
“Nanna, I’ve come to help you to your chair,” the assistant said as
he approached her.
“Why?”
“You’re not supposed to be here. This bridge is not supposed to
be here.”
“But, it’s a special bridge.”
Baldur smiled at Nanna.
The assistant reached his arm about Nanna’s waist and led her up
the hill, one crutch at a time, to her chair. When she sat down, she jabbed
the foot rest with her crutch and called to Baldur.
“See you tomorrow, Baldur.”
Gerry, with his hands in his pockets, looked at the bridge, at
Baldur, then, after a minute, shook his head and returned to the pavilion.
Neither Baldur or his father showed up at camp again.
The morning of the festival, Nanna asked Chloe to take her to the
bridge. Chloe refused. But Nanna insisted and threatened to boycott the
festival unless she could go to the bridge. So, Chloe caved.
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Where the bridge had been, frayed cords lay on the ground above
the ravine. The logs, their bindings loose, lined the bottom of the ravine
and dark green weeds had already begun to climb out through the joints.
ROXANNE CARDONA
THE SEASON OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ARTS EXAMS
Most times I liked Trina, her spirit, the tender way she cared for Fidel,
how she waded through single parenthood. Caught in something bigger,
she could not retreat. Her voice finally heard, could not surrender.
Officer Ryan asked again, before he slammed her large body onto the
green tiled floor, handcuffed her pretty red nails, now smudged and
broken. Then, I thought of him as a hero. Now, I think of Trina, with all
her wounds and the bully disguised as a hero.
Cardona
J E BENNETT
SONNET TO RAIN
MORGAN BOYER
I’M GIVING UP ON NEW YEAR’S EVE
JOHN BALLANTINE
AMERICA WAS GREAT UNTIL IT WASN’T
America was great back then IF you were White, male, and played
baseball. Of course, Mickey Mantle could drink a pitcher of beer before
the game and hit the ball a mile; Willie Mays could disappear into deepest
center at the Polo Grounds with his back to the plate—some 420 feet
away—and catch the ball over his shoulder. We all remember being there.
Pivot on one leg and throw a bullet to second base, stopping the runners
from scoring. And Bob Gibson would brush you back with his wicked
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fastball—and I swear there was a smirk on his face as he struck you out
again with the cut fastball right down the middle of the plate.
Back when America was great, the Mamas and the Papas took me
on a jet plane, and the Beach Boys serenaded all to the delights of
California girls. It worked like a charm. Aretha turned respect upside
down, reminding Otis of a thing or two, and we were dancing in the street.
Big Sur and Haight-Ashbury were the happenin’ places, full of dreamers.
Back when America was great, we could beat back the struggles
staring us in the face and not see the terrors to come. I still believed that
running fast, good schools, working hard, and playing by the rules would
get me and you where we wanted—even if the road forward was not clear.
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Back then when America was great for some of us, I really
believed that all we need is love and that some pretty girl—like Baby
Jane—would warm my bed with sweet songs. Love was the antidote. I
really believed if we could stop war, then we could change the world. Sex,
drugs, and rock and roll were just the beginning.
I had no idea that hate and bile were waiting, ready to stop us,
precinct by precinct. Back then democrats were on a roll, even as the
wheels on our car fell off. Back then, when they, the National Guard, shot
the antiwar protestors at Kent State, I did not know that this was just the
beginning. I did not know America needed more than soft dreams to
navigate the roads ahead.
many voting for George Wallace—the South was heard—and Nixon won
with 43.4 percent of the vote. The realigned Republican party was centered
in the South after LBJ’s supposed missteps. Humphrey could not say “No
More Vietnam War” loud enough or why civil rights was a right. Many of
my young compatriots did not vote.
I watched the TV screen flicker. Back then music turned before
we did….
But today, we are not so great, except for the mobsters who hustle
us with lies as gangs storm the Capitol. Armed and ready to search out
congressional halls to hang and kill the infidels. This cannot be, I say, as
January Sixth hearings play on TV.
America is no longer great because piles of books are burning,
ideas are banned, and our bodies are not our own. People cannot breathe
as police skip their beats. I do not stand in the bodies of those beaten down,
but the system is rigged in so many ways. I stand silent more than I like to
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admit. I order my cappuccino, and mutter, “Oh no, this cannot be.” This is
my America today.
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
WADE FOX
SHORE LEAVE
to place his thick fingers on tiny frets. A girl he had met that night
and never saw again sat beside him in the sand and laughed so
hard that she fell on her back and laughed at the darkness. Those
eyes shining back at the stars—defiant of infinite—and the possibility
of music, how they made him believe he was at the beginning of a
progressively more beautiful life. Later, in barracks and camps, he
strummed the ukulele and listened for that music in its plinking voice,
tried to hear it again, the song of that night, carried in the ukulele’s
strings, the warm smell of her skin and the laughter, the sound
of the surf, all lost in a haze of other memories, of the hot wire of fear
and danger, blood and flame, broken bodies, the rain that never would
end, and the thrill of being permitted the impermissible, memories that
snuffed out the music he once believed would forever accompany his life.
When he came home, he hung the uke on the wall, silenced, as he raged
and cried and heard the echo of rain, as he drank himself through two
marriages. In his later years, when thin and tired, an old man coughing
into his nicotine fist, alone in an old house, all that was left was this small
and useless toy, hung on the wall next to tokens of war, and the dimming
memory of music and stars and the feel of life playing under his fingers.
Fox
LOUISE ROBERTSON
RECYCLING
LESLIE G COHEN
MEDICINE’S LAST RITES
I mean however and wherever we are
We must live as if we will never die.
Nazim Hikmet, Opinions
Who the hell’s calling at this goddamn hour? It’s at least 2...maybe
3A.M. Some idiot, a wrong number, or a mumbling drugged-up teenager
looking for a prescription? Naomi or Eli only call at a decent hour on my
birthday. That’s how they are. I still call on theirs. If it’s one of them
calling at this hour...it must be serious. I’d better answer.
“Jacob, this is Sarah. I’m sorry to call so late, but....” She sounds
tremulous. “It’s Milton. Something awful happened...I know I should have
called you then…but I’ve been going crazy. Several weeks ago he had a
heart attack. ‘Massive’ was the doctor’s word for it. He was shoveling
snow! He’s 82! On top of that, he’s not been well at all. Can you imagine
Milton, an old rabbi, in that blizzard, shoveling out our driveway? I was at
our granddaughter Lynn’s house babysitting, and didn’t know anything
until the hospital called. They must’ve got my number from Marge, our
next-door neighbor, who looked out her living room window saw him
lying face-down in a snow drift, and called 911. He must’ve been frozen.”
“Frozen!” I gasped. Sarah had been Ruth’s closest friend, Milt
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mine.
“Marge said the EMTs worked on him a long time, then took him
to the hospital in Plymouth. It’s so horrible. I thought I’d lost him...he’s
been unconscious with all kinds of tubes and machines running in. He
doesn’t talk or move, or respond to anyone...even to me!” She began to
sob.
Oh no! Experience has shown that Milt is probably brain dead.
Brain dead!
“I don’t know what to do. After a week the hospital transferred
him to an expensive nursing home–not even a nice one. I’m afraid it’ll eat
up all our savings. Maybe our temple can help us out. Jacob...I know
you’ve been retired for a while, but maybe you, a doctor, one of his closest
friends, can help. Please Jacob, please,” she begged, “can you go and see
if anything more can be done.”
More! I’d better keep my thoughts to myself. What can I or anyone
possibly do? Nothing. Poor Sarah. A quick death may be a blessing. If
anything, I can offer words of comfort to his family. That’s all.
“I’ll go tomorrow, Sarah. I promise I’ll call you after.”
I wrote down the directions and tried to get back to sleep.
I’d known Milt most of my life. We’d been friends since we were
together in grade school, high school, and were even bunk-mates two
summers in a Berkshire camp. I remember him studying for the rabbinate
when I began med school. He was best man at my wedding soon after,
and...it was almost fifty years later, he presided over Ruth’s funeral and
burial. I still recall parts of his touching eulogy, and how Eli and Naomi
offered to help. Eli, a prosperous Miami stockbroker too smooth and self-
satisfied for my liking, and his smug socialite wife Tiffany had a big new
house and wanted to show it off. “C’mon down, we’ve plenty of room, ‘n
the kids will love to see you.” I didn’t want to live in Florida and be
dependent on his largesse. I always looked upon Florida as a geriatric
ghetto, a cemetery for the living.
Naomi, of late a yoga instructor, always intent on helping me to
“self-improve,” had years ago sent me a surprise birthday present—a
computer and printer that remained boxed on the floor. “My hand is still
steady, I can write on my own,” I explained over the phone, “and besides,
I don’t want to learn anything new. It’s hard enough holding on to what I
know.” Naomi knew me well enough not to argue the point. Going home
from the funeral she beseeched me to sell the old house and move to
Dayton with her family. I never felt comfortable with her brash auto-
salesman husband and boisterous kids. Living in Ohio held no interest for
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me. I decided to stay where I was and make do on my own. Ruth never
spoke of whatever disappointment she felt about how the kids turned out.
Milt gone! Can I survive yet another grievous loss? I need a big
glass of schnapps to calm down and try to get back to sleep.
I awoke early, turned on the bedside lamp. I reached for my frayed
bathrobe on the chair, carefully balanced myself against the bed waiting a
few seconds for my leg muscles to awaken, then stood and managed to put
on my slippers. My tattered gray sweatshirt and long johns needed
washing, and my spectacles needed another piece of tape. It really doesn’t
matter. Stepping gingerly over piles of newspapers, books, magazines,
medical journals and dirty clothes, I moved past my small Philco TV,
nowadays an antique, which had two pairs of socks drying on its rabbit
ears.
Most mornings I’d read the Globe: the front page, the editorials
and the obituaries. I’d look for familiar names though I knew that most
relatives, friends, medical colleagues and former patients had either died
or moved far away. A few were in nursing homes or chronic disease
hospitals. Now Milt.
Nah, no newspaper this morning. I have to ready myself. Is it time
for my weekly shower? No, that would be Friday. I swallowed my
morning pills, then took my eye drops. I set out the bedtime doses in a
paper cup: two small yellows, a blue, a green capsule and a large pink oval.
Brushing my remaining teeth, I spat into the sink, then splashed cold water
on my face to wake up. Most days I didn’t need to bother with my hair or
beard, but today I want to look clean and dignified. Once tall and thin, over
the years my body had taken the shape of an elongated question mark.
Now balding, I had gray tufts of eyebrows, a long leathery nose and pale
skin etched with deep wrinkles. My white beard needs untangling. I
chuckle recalling young Naomi laughingly likening it to an Old Testament
prophet’s beard like a painting we viewed at the MFA. “A prophet, eh?
I’m just an old medical geezer soon to be a fossil, a relic.”
I put on a clean shirt, pressed pants, warm socks, and my best
leather shoes, quickly glanced at the mirror, brushed the few wispy hairs
on top, the bushy growths on the sides and placed my black beret at an
angle. Now for my heavy coat, ear muffs, galoshes, and gloves. I need to
hurry, walk through the slush to the subway, take the T to South Station,
then rush to make the 11A.M. bus to Plymouth. It’s freezing. It might be
an hour and a half bus trip, then I had to find a taxi to take me to the nursing
home.
I feel both annoyed and saddened. Making this trip is so futile. I
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promised to go. Sarah and Milt were old trusted friends. I owe it to them.
On the bus I realized I’d forgotten to take a magazine to pass the
time. I knew I probably wouldn’t be able to nap. The snow-covered
villages, large discount warehouses, fast food outlets, and numerous malls
along Route 93 held no interest for me. My mind buzzed with memories.
How long have I known Milt? I must’ve been 10 or 11, fifth grade, I think.
He was a likeable, spindly kid, mischievous and more adventurous than
me. He once led a few of us kids shoplifting! Just candy bars and comic
books. We never were caught. We had fun. I never told Ruth, and would
never tell Sarah. We were best friends, sharing secrets, crushes, and
troubles. Even our parents were good friends. I think it was Milt who
introduced me to Ruth long ago.... Yeah, it was him. Nobody would ever
have guessed he’d become a rabbi, a serious scholar, an esteemed leader
in his community. I remember marching together to Boston Common in
many 60s demonstrations. We stayed close, though I hadn’t talked with
him since the funeral. Was it two or three years ago? Maybe more? I
wasn’t sure.
Sarah’s call brought back painful memories of Ruth. I don’t like
to think about it. Several years ago, after meeting with my lawyer and my
doctor, I tried to convince her that we needed to sign Advanced Directives.
She could, at times, be as stubborn as I am and adamantly refused. Just
two years later she suffered a major cerebral hemorrhage dying in two
days! The directives wouldn’t have mattered. I miss her terribly. I knew I
had to keep busy, stay occupied or sadness would overcome me. I was
devastated, unable to continue teaching, and retired soon after, alone and
lost.
BOUNTIFUL GARDENS, a grouping of one-story white-brick
modern buildings, must have been beautiful in other seasons. Now
snowdrifts covered its vast landscape. There were few cars in the plowed
parking lot. Though freezing, the sun shone. The unsalted front walk is
icy. Be careful.
A plain young woman at the front desk greeted me and took down
my name and address. “Oh, so you’re a doctor,” she said, now smiling.
“Rabbi Levinson is in the day room. Please keep your visit short, he’ll be
taken for dialysis in a half hour.” She pointed the way.
What! Hemodialysis on an 82-year-old brain-dead man! This
can’t be. Who’s making these decisions? It’s outrageous! Will they also
be sending him for a coronary bypass? Let the poor man be.
In a large pastel colored room with floor-to-ceiling windows, a
semi-circle of elders, three men and two women, were in wheel chairs.
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LESLIE G COHEN
AMYLOID AND TAU
During the past six years I’ve frequently talked with her family.
Now they know everything there is to know.
There’s no hope. They suffer, almost grieve, like me.
and recently made the best decision,
moving her to this California facility.
Click.
Cohen
COMPASSION FATIGUE
In the beginning
I’d be annoyed or even angry
at her forgetfulness.
My compassion was ebbing.
I was blaming a victim.
I’m alone
even when alongside her.
She’d meant so much to me for many years,
my closest friend and confidant…and much more
Like a death,
I’ve lost her.
Cohen
ROB ARMSTRONG
CUL-DE-SAC SÉANCE
Hal chuckled. “I believe ghosts are real but not here. Something
else is causing the flies and mice. But, to play along, assuming Indian
ghosts can enter our homes despite having not lived in them, what would
be the signs of their so-called possession of us?”
Madame Dvořák always found at least one person in a group had
to be the “pisser in the punch bowl.” She would win if she could outdo his
cynicism in front of the group.
“It always starts with simple body changes before it gets worse,”
Madame Dvořák said. “Has anybody had unusual hair loss in the past
couple of months?”
Sheepishly, a few hands went up. Hair loss was a high-probability
item with a crowd in their mid-to-late fifties. Madame Dvořák used that
symptom often—a fish-in-the-barrel guess.
Hal frowned at Bill and mouthed the words “big deal.”
“Please forgive the crudeness of this next one,” Madame Dvořák
smiled. “Have people been more frequently incontinent with bouts of
diarrhea?”
A few people looked at each other and groaned.
“You sure it wasn’t related to our Cinco de Mayo block party?
That Mexican food ran through me like Sherman through Atlanta,” Hal
snarked as he rubbed his belly.
The room erupted in laughter.
Helen looked to Madame Dvořák, hoping the medium would
make a stronger case. She sensed that most of the cul-de-sac wasn’t buying
into her idea that they were all being haunted. Helen worried that her
family wouldn’t get invited to barbecues or that her kids would be shunned
from playdates. She didn’t want to be known as the crazy lady of the
neighborhood; after all, she was the one who contacted Madame Dvořák
and called for the public meeting.
Madame Dvořák went for the big guns—Hal, the alpha male
golfer, was a Mr. Funny; humor was a deadly tonic to a medium. It was
time for her Hail Mary pass. She called out a litany of physical ailments to
the group.
“Fevers?
Nausea?
Vomiting?
Rotting teeth?”
The volley of ailment questions raised a surprising number of
positive responses. Even Madame Dvořák was shocked that three people
raised their hands for rotting teeth.
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RONALD MORAN
YARD SALE IN JULY
“Yard Sale in July” was first published in Poem issue 129, May 2023
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TIMOTHY REILLY
OLD LIGHT
For Jo-Anne
In 1956 I fell hopelessly in love with Darla Hood: the girl in The
Little Rascals series on TV. I was only six years old, but I was smart
enough to realize it was a long shot. Nevertheless, I asked my mother to
help me get Darla’s address so I could write her a letter. My mother must
have known the kind of letter I wanted to write, because she couldn’t hold
back her laughter when she told me Darla Hood was almost as old as
herself. She said The Little Rascals and Laurel and Hardy were both
filmed in the 1930s, and that she had seen them in the movie theaters when
she was a little girl. Although heartbroken, and put off by the laughter at
my expense, I was mostly intrigued. It was the first time I became aware
of the fact that most of the television programs I watched were old movies
and Hal Roach comedy shorts—filmed years before I was born. I had been
taking for granted the marvels of Edison’s invention. I had also short-
changed the mahogany cabinet in our living room that magically plucked
invisible waves from the air and translated them into living images from
the past, present, and—in the case of the old Flash Gordan serials—a
comic book rendition of a grab-bag future.
Flash Gordan aside, I now realized I was viewing The Little
Rascals and Laurel and Hardy in the light from another time. I noticed the
stoves in Laurel and Hardy films were small and stood on metal legs;
kitchen sinks were plain and had no garbage disposals; refrigerators were
ice boxes. There were no television sets. I was unaware of the term Art
Deco, but I recognized in these old films the unique designs of cabinets,
lamps, and knickknacks that still adorned my grandparents’ home. As luck
would have it, I was invited to spend the weekend with my grandparents.
matter how involved he was, he would always take the time to answer my
questions. I got the feeling he missed being asked questions.
“How does a television make it in color?” I asked.
“The television broadcaster transmits the pictures through the air,”
my grandfather said. “Just like the regular television and radio waves I told
you about. Remember? But for color TVs, they transmit the same picture
three times—once in red, once in blue, and once in green. Then the color
TV mixes it altogether—like mixing paint—and it comes out just like
you’d see it in the movie theater.”
We had been talking about the rare and expensive color television
set he and Grandma received as a fortieth wedding anniversary gift. Their
three adult children chipped in for the extravagance. That evening my
grandparents and I would watch the first televised broadcast of The Wizard
of OZ—in color!
Earlier in the week, my mother described to me her experience of
seeing The Wizard of OZ at a movie theater, in 1939. She said: “A girl
named Dorothy is in a house that gets lifted up by a tornado and then
dropped into a magical land. Everything inside her house is dark and
drab—no colors. But when Dorothy opens the door, the world outside is
bright and colorful and beautiful . . . and strange.” I noticed the look on
my mother’s face when she landed on the word “strange.” It was as if she
was looking out from darkness into the jolting light of Fairyland.
Having completed changing the Chevy’s sparkplugs, my
grandfather led me to his workshop to show me the basics of how a camera
works. (The teacher surfaced in him at the slightest opportunity.) His
workshop had dozens of jars and beakers and other scientific apparatus
stored neatly on shelves or tucked inside cupboards and drawers. His
garden tools were likewise kept. He pulled from a shelve what appeared
to be a shoebox.
“This is called a camera obscura.” he said, handing me the
shoebox. “It means Dark Room, in Latin. Latin is a very old language we
still use for some things. Camera means the same thing as chamber. A
chamber is a room. The first camera obscuras were actual rooms you could
walk into. This box is like a model of that kind of room. Go ahead. Open
it up and see what’s inside.”
I opened the shoebox. “There’s nothing inside of it,” I said.
He drew my attention to opposing sides of the box. One side had
a two-inch square cut out that was covered over with translucent wax
paper—like a frosted windowpane. The other side had a pinhole. “The
light comes in through this tiny hole and projects—like a movie
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projector—an image on the wax paper screen. I’ll show you how it works.”
He placed a lamp with a bare lightbulb on a bench and then demonstrated
how to hold the camera obscura while peering into the wax paper window
like the viewfinder on a Kodak Brownie. He then closed the door to his
shop and switched off the overhead light. “Point the box at the light on the
bench,” he said. “You can focus by moving the box forward or backward
a few inches from you face.”
I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was like a magic trick from a novelty
shop.
“Is it a magic trick?” I asked.
“Nope. It’s not a trick.”
“Why is the lamp upside-down?”
“The camera obscura works just like our eyes. The tiny opening
in the front of an eye—called the pupil—is like the tiny opening on the
camera obscura—or even a Kodak Brownie, for that matter. Light enters
through the pupil and projects an upside-down image on the back of the
eyeball. The difference is our brain turns it around so we can see the image
as it really is. That’s God’s invention. With a modern camera, we can look
at the developed film to see the picture right-side-up. Get the picture?” He
pulled his earlobe and winked like a camera shutter.
My grandfather loved to give me things to think about. On a
previous visit, he set up at night his homemade telescope—a Newtonian
reflector, he called it—and aimed it at something called the Andromeda
Galaxy. I looked through the eyepiece and saw what I thought was a wispy
little cloud. Gramps explained that a galaxy is like a huge island of stars.
“It looks small because it’s very, very far away,” he said. “Our Sun, which
is also a star, is a tiny speck of light on the edge of a galaxy that’s just like
Andromeda. Our galaxy is called the Milky Way.” Before I could begin to
grasp any of this, he pushed me out even further. “The light from the
Andromeda Galaxy takes two million years to reach us here on Earth. Two
million years is a very long time. That’s about as old as the fish fossil I
gave you. It’s long before there were even people on the Earth. Think
about it. You are looking at light that is two…million…years…old.”
“Is the old light a fossil?” I asked.
It was one of the rare occasions my grandfather seemed a little
stumped. He always narrowed his eyes and rubbed his mustache when he
was thinking deeply. He did this when I once asked him to explain the
meaning of “time.” On that occasion he fumbled for a while—muttering
about Einstein and Aristotle—until he had to admit he really didn’t have
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an answer for that one. When he had an answer for something, his eyes
would widen, and he would raise an index finger in triumph.
“No,” he said with his triumphant gesture. “Light doesn’t die. So
it can’t become a fossil. Light is an energy wave. The light from stars is a
visible light—you can see it—and if nothing gets in its way, that light can
travel through space forever.”
Forty-seven years ago, I met and fell in love with a beautiful and
intelligent woman my own age. We were married a few years later, and to
this day, we still hold hands in public—a trait that encourages patronizing
comments such as: “You two are just adorable.” Invariably we respond
with the rhythmic chant: Children and seniors and pets—oh my! The irony
always goes unnoticed.
Sadly, our own adult children consider us stuck in the past. They
claim to “live in the moment” but seem anxious to escape “the moment”
whenever they visit us. Acting as if we’re unaware, they look at one
another and mouth the words “okay, Boomer.” Instead of engaging in a
conversation, they push Smartphones in our faces and speak in captions:
“Here we are in Cabo;” “Here’s the Ram’s Cheerleaders;” “Here’s our dog
dressed as a zombie.” They never ask us questions.
JACALYN SHELLEY
WHY DOES MY SON CALL ME?
VIRGINIA WATTS
PICKLED EGGS
Don’t ask me
to explain it.
Mason jar,
magenta liquid,
run-of-the-mill
chicken eggs
white and naked
as bare shoulders
against glass.
For days I
swing open
refrigerator door,
Good morning, Eggies!
Eggies that swap
colors, mood rings,
fortune telling
crystal balls,
from alabaster
to eraser pink
to violet
to beet juice fuchsia. (cont)
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My older brothers
refuse to eat them,
too much
like the eyeballs
of Uncle Gilbert’s
prize-winning,
nostril-pierced,
Angus bull.
MOUSE
DEAD BODY
After Dad died
I kicked myself.
Of course he
prepaid the
cheapest
crematorium
(cont)
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he could find.
Bunch of con artists.
Weeks went by.
No return calls.
When they finally
answered the phone,
proclaimed the job
complete, I knew
it was a lie,
a sham in an urn.
Once he attended
the viewing of
an employee’s wife
at the wrong
funeral home,
bowed his head
over the wrong
dead body.
Later demonstrated
the bow to me,
explained,
It was too late.
I was already in line.
The woman had a very
pleasant face, made me
think of dear Aunt Bee
from Mayberry R.F.D.
Watts
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MEIKA MACRAE
THE DICTIONARY OF DADS
Did you ever have that day where, when you look back in the rear-
view mirror of your life, you realize, a-ha, that’s it! That’s the problem.
That’s where the ruinous chain of events started. An egg is cracked, you
drop it into a poacher, you look the other way for ten years, and voilà—
it’s rubber (not to mention the house is burnt down).
This journal entry was written over a decade ago, the day the egg
cracked. I can’t change the fact Dad broke the shell. Ever. All I can try to
discover is where I found the hollow before I separated the halves. Because
I’m heartbroken over my sour relationship with him. All this time has
passed, and we still never sweetened into something solid and real. What’s
sensible and easy is to just write him off as being too different, like I’ve
grown accustomed, and let my thoughts stop there. When I stumbled upon
what I wrote as a girl, I can’t help thinking: by God, aside from a minor
vocabulary issue, I was smarter then than I am now.
--
Date: Friday, May 4
Time of writing: Midnight (holed up in closet with the door closed
after bedtime—honestly, do grown-ups just think kids will do what they
say all the time? What are we, robots without a soul? There are three things
most important in life after being a good person: Free speech! Free will!
Midnight snacks!)
Age: 12, I guess, but I can’t even get excited for my birthday six
months from now all of a sudden (and why did I have to start kindergarten
a year before everyone else did??? I’m the youngest one in my class!! So
embarrassing always)
Weather Report: Horrible! Hurricanes over my family! Tornados!
Dramatic global climate shifts that involved French chefs and sudden
volcanic explosions and my dad turning into what might as well be an
alien!
Times I Went Speechless 1,0000000000000000, Times I Almost
Had a Heart Attack 1,0000000000000000, Crimes Committed by Dad 2,
Crimes Rectified 2 (if a crime even can be rectified), Social Disasters
0?1?10? (can’t remember due to distractions from the day’s events and
thus barely present in spirit at Amanda’s party), Cute-or-Smart Boy
Interactions (can’t remember for same reason - a moral infringement in
itself - one who can’t remember cute-or-smart guys will never stay true to
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one’s own life ethics when things get hard), Cosmetic Success -0 on scale
of 1 to 10, Autographs Signed 0 (it must be a dry spell, it always starts off
that way, they say)
knowing they hadn’t made up yet. He was being a jerk, she was being an
idiot, and I couldn’t figure out if I wanted them to break up or get back
together. This series had inspired me to write my own crime play and let
me tell you, it didn’t have some wet blanket like Ned attached.
Dad whistled. “Peer counselor too. And now this writing thing….”
His face darkened.
I don’t mean to brag or anything, but that’s what I was really
excited about. My very first play, Death by Scotch Tape Dispenser, had
gotten chosen as one of the talent acts for the End of Year Arts for Parents
Performances. It was one of those really dark, hard-core crime/detective
things along the lines of Meet the Parents or Night at the Museum. Not
only had I written it, but I was going to direct and have my own cast and
everything!
I knew I shouldn’t, but I had to ask. “Did you like my story?” Then
held my breath.
He gritted his teeth. “No.”
Somehow, I knew he wouldn’t. My cheeks flushed, and I felt my
ribs squeeze from a lemon-to-lemon juice. Was it really that bad? Oh God.
But wait a second. Dad didn’t read books, much less go with
Mom to anything artsy-fartsy (his word!! Not mine!!). Would he even
know a good play from a good day? I felt minorly consoled from his
scathing theatrical review already.
“I don’t know where you get all this ambition from, Lasi. I mean,
I was in football, but….” He shook his head as he bolted for his ringing
cell phone. “Yeah?... So what? We still have to….” He glanced at me and
broke into rapid French.
I hated what I felt right now. His accent always impressed me,
even the simple words. “Paris” wasn’t “Paris” it was “Pah-ree.” It’s like
they served you that accent when you spent about a billion Euros with Air
France. The truth was, I wished I could impress him right back.
When he clicked off the phone, he glanced at me again, his eyes
softening. “So tonight’s the big party at Amanda’s?”
My dad drove like a slowpoke. Why couldn’t he just hit the gas?
I debated this. Wait a second, I had it! Maybe it’s because he was an old
goat (39!), he was deathly afraid of getting pulled over (for some reason),
and he had no valid opinions about theatre whatsoever. That’s why he
didn’t hit the gas. It all made perfect sense.
But why was he afraid? Mom never got scared when she got
caught speeding, and she was normally scared of most harmless things, for
example Daddy Long Legs spiders. Maybe Dad valued that vague and
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murky concept called insurance rates…. Yes, that must be it. It all came
down to insurance.
So could I, in good faith, fault him for being born before ice cream
was invented, obeying traffic laws for insurance reasons, and having
horribly poor artistic taste in anything but cars and no socks? I felt all my
shame and anger slide permanently away.
Besides, I realized right then, there’d be no stopping me now. The
fact I was going to direct made me feel simply elastic.
(Elastic, for those who might need to improve their own
vocabulary, meant something that was even better than happy. I just lost
my dictionary and thesaurus, so I’m forced to go on memory. Luckily, my
memory is outstanding and being reduced to the Jedi Force can only make
one smarter if you fight off the dark side of too many adverbs and
semicolons.)
At least I had Mom to support me. She said she was positively
gripped by my story. She even told me I was going places. I explained with
an exceptional degree of patience that, yes, I was going to one place in
particular, obviously - the De Morgaine Middle School auditorium stage.
(Grown-ups are soooo dense.) Anyhow, I couldn’t wait to write Mr. or Ms.
Broadway to see if they’d want to show my play next.
“Yes! I’m going to get my hair done at Millie’s—”
“Your hair done? For a party? I don’t think that’s in the budget.”
“It’s free. Mom bribed her with lemon scones.”
A sly smile crept out of his lips. “Oh. Okay.”
“And I’m going to wear a new pair of jeans from Bloomie’s mom
just bought! Sale, don’t worry. Do you think I should go with my pink t-
shirt or step it up a notch with a silk blouse?”
“I don’t fuckin’ know, hon.”
Dad sailed through a red light after scanning the street for cops (I
knew what he was looking for, he didn’t have to tell me). But he didn’t
turn up the street to our middle-class-but-lots-of-older-trees-and-pretty-
flowers neighborhood that we locals called SE. Instead, he continued for
a few rock-ribbed, ocean-front miles until we entered the ultra-exclusive,
palm-lined enclave of Mae (found the thesaurus again, this thing rocks!
I’m expanding my vocabulary like nobody’s business and I’m simply
elastic about it! I don’t even need to look up all the words anymore!)
Anyhow, Mae’s on the northwest side of our little Southern
California island of De Morgaine and it always feels empty. It’s stuffed
with people who barely live there—it’s all just their second or third
mansions. Mae is also where Dad’s from but now hates to go ever since
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his dad wrote him out of something called a William, Bill or Will, I can
never remember.
I longed to smell the salty sea air, but Dad always drove with the
black-tinted windows cinched up to the last centimeter. Privacy and
security reasons, he always said. All I could figure is that he was secretly
afraid of getting stung by a bee and didn’t want to admit it. Bees are very
good at disturbing privacy and security, you see.
“Are we going to Grandma and Grandpa Number Two’s?”
“Not today.”
So then it must be Dunkin’ Donuts. He was sneaking a trip into
Dunkin’ Donuts behind Mom’s back. It was all totally clear.
Only the donut shop was in the other direction.
After weaving through a series of steep, narrow streets
commandeered (new word!) by sprawling, gated estates, he glided to a
stop in front of a vast adobe wall. It was blanketed in ivy so shiny it looked
hand polished. Two gardener’s trucks were parked out front, straddling the
street and sidewalk, Beverly Hills-north-of-Sunset-style.
The typical transportation in the Mae region, for example
helicopters, limos, and various models of luxury vehicles with
complicated names that belonged on an Italian dinner menu—Maseroli,
Alfalfa Romeo & Juliet, Lam-burger-ini—had to be able to slink through
without scratching neither passenger nor car paint. Unwritten etiquette that
gardeners knew they had to follow, otherwise they’d be canned faster than
a tomato. Trust me, I know. It was Grandpa Number Two’s favorite hobby,
sacking domestic staff.
“I think I’ll go with the silk blouse. There’s gonna be a lot of cute-
or-smart guys there. Mom says I’m boy-crazy right now. I swear I’m not.
My silver sandals will—”
“Christ, forget the party for a second!”
I opened my eyes wide. “Okay….”
“This errand won’t take long. I’ll keep the engine running. Come
on.”
He motioned to follow, so I slid out the door, wanting to please
him and, well, I was also very curious at the same time. This place wasn’t
Dunkin’ Donuts, that’s for sure. But what was it?
Dad broke into a slight jog and shadowed the lengthy perimeter of
the wall to a side pedestrian gate. My legs were so tired from track practice,
but I pushed dreams aside of a crème brûlée-scented bubble bath and
managed to keep up pretty well. (Dad was slow about everything.)
He typed in a code and the wrought iron door clanked open.
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said I was one of those people that functioned well in a crisis, just like
Dad. But I think it was more than that. It was about the beauty of our
simple home that nothing, even this kingly trophy estate, could ever match
it in our hearts.
I smiled at Dad. “Yeah.”
(Why didn’t people use “kingly” and “queenly” more? “Palatial”
was brilliant, but the word was everywhere, and there was nothing
common about a palace. Then again, if “kingly” and “queenly” got
popular, they’d become “palatial,” too.)
A polished stone walkway promising a tour of tennis courts
appeared on the horizon. I assumed we’d take the path, like normal human
beings tended to do, but Dad grabbed my hand and steered me behind a
perfectly clipped stream of bright green hedges that ran along side of it.
“Stick with me like glue. And keep quiet!”
“Got it. Is this some kinda surprise birthday party?” I whispered,
feeling a rush of exhilaration.
(New word, but it sort of bugged me. Who got “exhilarated” about
going into “exile”? The words were too similar and I was going to write
the Oxford English Dictionary about it right away.)
“No, it’s not a damned party.”
Great, no surprise party. That meant no chocolate cake with
double chocolate frosting and little flower swirls on top created by
someone who could actually operate a piping tool (which I was trying to
learn but I must admit, its IQ requirements were right up there with science
and the pole vault).
He paused as a lawn mower the size of a garbage truck growled to
life in the distance.
“The gardeners just finished this half of the five acres,” he
whispered. “They’ll be busy on the other for a few hours. Maids are off
today. The family’s at a film premiere. Only a chef to worry about. We’re
home free.”
I felt confused. It was like he was speaking some obscure foreign
language. Up to now, I’d always assumed he spoke only English and
French.
A sheared clip of bush with no leaf brushed against my shoulder
and I felt a sting of pain. I noticed the blood, but then the edge of the tennis
courts butted up against us, bursting with a carpet of twinkling emerald-
green.
“The courts….” I cried. “Have real grass!”
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When she saw me in the doorway, her lips parted in surprise. Those proud
eyes quickly turned to suspicious slits.
“Qui êtes-vous?” she demanded.
My heart dropped to what felt like the polished floor.
“I’m…I’m…my name is La—”
Dad reappeared. “What are you doing?” he cried at me, panic in
his voice.
The woman blinked in shock as she turned and saw my dad.
“Her name is Bonnie Parker, okay?” He yanked a gun from the
small of his back and pointed it at her face.
I clutched my chest. My dad had a gun?! This wasn’t happening.
This wasn’t happening….
“Sit down. Now!”
A monsoon of tears heaved down her face. “Merde!”
Horror surged my veins as the tray smacked onto the island and
down to the floor, beating my ear drums with a riot of all sorts of clangs.
Golden crusts of crab cake flew through the air, and, despite the ruinous
circumstances, my mouth watered for a fleeting moment. Okay, not just a
moment. Like three moments, but that’s it, I swear.
(Ruinous. Now there’s a word and a half….)
But God. Dad—my own dad—steered her to a kitchen bar stool
and wrapped her up in a bungee cord.
“A bungee cord!” I choked on the words.
“Don’t worry, there’s no one else here.”
As if this were some vital tidbit of information?
“Good Lord! Dad???”
The chef shrieked, “Ne me faites pas de mal!”
I still stood outside, unmoving.
“Get in here!” Dad’s whisper sounded so mad! Honestly, the man
looked like he was going to explode into a fireball. How could someone
go from being sane to completely insane so fast?
Then it dawned on me. He wasn’t sane in the first place. Great.
Just great. Now I had insanity running in the family gene pool along with
arthritis.
“We don’t have masks but they don’t have cameras. She’s the only
problem ’til I scope the scene. Get the hell inside!”
We stared each other down like starving bulls in a ring, but I didn’t
like the looks of that gun. Maybe he’d even point it at me? My heart
pounded as I finally took a step inside.
Dad nodded in impatient approval. “Wait here!”
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When he vanished into the house, the woman began to sob again.
As her sobs grew louder, the feeling that something was very, very wrong
stirred inside me further. I didn’t want Dad to get mad at me again. But I
didn’t want this darling woman tied up either.
“C’est un voleur!” the woman cried.
Voleur…the noun rang a bell from French class…. The word for
“thief.” But my father wasn’t…he couldn’t be! Then, I considered my
current situation. Would I ever want to know what my father really was if
he wasn’t something good?
I glanced down the hallway. Nothing but an ornate, curved marble
staircase in view. No Dad in sight. Through shaking hands, I unhooked the
bungee cord.
“Run!” I whispered.
She looked at me in confusion. I squeezed my eyes shut and
scanned my brain for any trace of a French lesson.
“Run!” I motioned to the door. “Um…Cours!”
She kissed both of my cheeks, but her face was streaked with
concern. “Mais…c’est ton père….”
“I’ll deal with him. Pas de problème! Just…allez!”
“Oui? Bon.”
She kissed me again twice and sprinted out the door. I admired
how she ran in heels. It must be a French thing—maybe they buttered their
soles to give them an extra smooth glide.
But what was my father going to say? I’d play dumb, I decided
right there. Pretend like my back was turned and she’d gotten a pair of
scissors and snipped the cord….
As an accomplished playwright, I knew how crucial it was to keep
the story believable. I reached for the scissors and cut the cord in half.
There. That’s what happened and now there’s proof.
(It seemed it was crucial for the word “crucial” to remain
mysterious to all, both in spelling and what it sounded like it should mean.
It wasn’t exactly an overpriced spa treatment for the face that you could
only purchase on cruise ships, now was it?)
A new fear surfaced. What if she called the police? What if the
cops were already on their way? When Dad got back, he’d figure out what
to do…. Maybe I should run, too?
I stole a stray bite of crab cake that had taken up court on the
countertop, contemplating. I couldn’t run. I couldn’t leave him here to
just…get caught. The creamy shrimp and crab with buttery scallions
pricking out tasted good for a second but then—
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My gut reeled into stormy weather. I spit it into the sink and felt
so sick to my stomach, I couldn’t even reach for another bite.
At this moment, I thought of Dad’s car. He’d mentioned once any
good thief, regardless of industry, could change a VIN number. Car thieves
did it all the time, to wash away the true origins of vehicle ownership. He’d
told it to me almost as a boast. I thought it was just a fun hoodlum fact
he’d gotten from a film or something. But dread washed through me. I
suddenly suspected the VIN number of my dad’s new Beemer, all his cars,
ever, were flat out lies.
My conclusion about today’s events made me want to curl up into
a ball under my bed.
Dad really was a thief.
JENNIFER M PHILLIPS
WOMAN TROUBLES IN THE BED OF IRIS
ANDREW VOGEL
DOUBT
You know,
just like,
same as,
LAST PEACH
Forsaken on the kitchen
table, shamed by new apples,
fuzzed as the humblebee
that blundered its pistil,
I had supposed I was
leaving it for you until
it became obvious that
it had been left to me,
the bruised, collapsing
body beckoning flies,
its golden yolk bursting,
a nova in the afternoon,
its gush dowsing my lips,
spilling down my chin,
the rugous pit and skin
slipping from its pulp,
the nectar pooling in my
hand, souring my mouth,
popping sweat on my
brow, my cheeks, my lip.
I want you to know that
with every bite and slurp,
the whole sloppy mess
of the last peach this summer,
you are not off on some job,
you are laughing here with me,
and we are browsing again the
rucked markets of old Palermo. Vogel
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AMELIA COULON
CHARLOTTE
capable of doing?”
She heard what he was saying. Not emotion driven answers, but
real possibilities. “No. I might want an evil person to pay for their crimes,
but I couldn’t be the one to hand down a sentence. I get sick at the sight of
blood. I couldn’t physically do it.”
“There’s line one.”
“And I couldn’t torture or abuse someone. It would make me sick
to my stomach. I couldn’t even pay someone else to do it. Any involvement
in something so sadistic would destroy my peace of mind.”
“Go on,” he encouraged.
“I’d never steal, because I’d be too afraid to get caught. And even
if I had the perfect opportunity, I’d be thinking of who I was ultimately
stealing from. Did you know at some restaurants, when people skip out on
a bill, the management makes their server pay for the meal? Can you
imagine? These jerks think they’re stealing from a faceless corporation
and they’re really taking from the single mom with a twelve-year-old who
needs braces.”
“That sounds like a moral barometer,” he told her, his cool voice
supportive.
“I don’t like doing it, but I can lie,” she confessed. “If I feel like I
need to spare someone’s feelings. Or if I want to get out of doing
something without being made to feel guilty. Or if I did something and I
don’t want to admit to it.
“I watched a movie where everyone only knew how to tell the
truth. This one man just started to lie. And he didn’t just lie sometimes, he
told these outrageous horrible lies. The kind of fallacies professional
conmen use to fleece billionaires long term. He got everything he wanted,
but it was awful for everyone else. But telling the truth all the time was
horrible, too. There were tons of miserable people. I have no idea if it was
supposed to be a comedy or a life lesson. I try to stick to lies that won’t
come back to bite me in the butt.”
“There’s your threshold. So, speaking of lies, when people try to
use you for their own purposes, you use lies to avoid doing things which
step over your boundaries.”
“I do do that, don’t I?” Charlotte murmured, admitting it
reluctantly.
“That’s worked for you, so you keep doing it. But it’s not a
solution, it’s a compromise,” her therapist pointed out. “Don’t you think
you would benefit from simply saying ‘no’ to things you don’t wish to
do?”
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“I try, but people know how to wheedle their way under my skin,”
she complained.
“No, Charlotte. You cave. Because you don’t want anyone to be
disappointed in you. But guess what? Having a set of standards means
people who don’t have the same standards will be disappointed. That’s a
good thing.”
“Is me not wanting to pick up my neighbor’s kid from band
practice a standard?” she suggested wryly.
“If it’s a frequent request, you’re not getting paid and it’s not your
responsibility? Well, you believe parents should take care of their children,
right? And it’s okay to ask for the help of friends and family when in need
or even pay someone else to help out? But, do you think it’s okay to expect
someone else to parent for them, to neglect their duties out of selfishness
or laziness?”
“No. I agree with the first things you said, but yeah, definitely not
that last part,” Charlotte replied. “But—”
“Are you erasing your line and drawing a new one because it’s
what you stand for? Or because someone else is pressuring you into it,
Charlotte?”
She looked guilty.
“You don’t need to look at me that way. You’re not answerable to
me. You answer to yourself. You don’t want people to be disappointed, but
you’re the one who feels like you’re getting the short straw. You’re doing
this to yourself.”
“How do I change it?” she asked. “How do I say ‘no?’”
“Well, you can think about this conversation every time someone
asks for a favor,” he outlined patiently. “Then, you weigh your threshold
against the request. If it doesn’t conflict with what’s being asked, next you
decide if agreeing to it will make you happy. If the answer is ‘yes,’ then
you might want to do it. But if the answer is ‘no,’ it’s okay to say ‘no.’”
“What if I can’t do that?”
“If you fail the first time, you can try again a second time. You can
try until you finally say it. Then you’ll probably have to start all over again.
Because it won’t come easily and it takes time to stick with it. But if it’s
something you recognize you deserve, you will get there.”
Charlotte became pensive.
“I heard something in a movie once, but the words are true,” her
therapist offered. “It goes something like this, ‘If you don't stand up for
something, you end up falling for everything.’”
“That’s clever. I like it.”
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and she would meet their needs before anyone else’s. Besides, if Stephanie
was a true friend, she wouldn’t hold something like today against
Charlotte. Charlotte didn’t need false people in her life.
All the positive reinforcement in the world couldn’t keep her from
dreaming about the incident. But in dreams, Stephanie became violent and
chased Charlotte down. In dreams, Jack was lost and everyone looked for
him, silently blaming her for the boy being missing. A crazed killer had
stolen Jack and they weren’t in time to save him. It was all Charlotte’s
fault.
She woke in a sweat, shivering and sick to her stomach. She
stumbled to the bathroom and threw up in the sink. Looking at her wan
face in the mirror as she rinsed her mouth, she wondered what the hell she
had gotten herself into.
###
“You’re awfully quiet today.”
Her therapist leaned forward and picked up his cup, then took a
long pull on his coffee. He set the cup back down and looked at Charlotte
speculatively. “You seem to be struggling with something. You know,
that’s what I’m here for, to talk to when you’re struggling.” He paused
significantly. “Even if that something you’re struggling with is me.”
“You told me to stand up for myself,” she blurted out.
“Well, let’s clear something up first. I never tell you to do
anything, Charlotte. I suggest, and I may ask you to think about doing
things, but telling isn’t my job. So, whatever happened, it was a choice that
was made, hopefully after it had some consideration. You need to make
sure responsibility is laying with the correct person.”
“You suggested I stand up for myself and it was horrible,” she
threw out, unwilling to relinquish her blame.
“Alright. Why don’t you tell me what happened.”
“I just did.”
“Come on now, Charlotte. You know how this works. No risk, no
reward. Do you want to get all those icky feelings out of you? If you just
spill them all over the carpet, we’ll sort through them. We’ll shred them
and dispose of them. You don’t have to bring any of it home with you.”
She stubbornly held her tongue. For nearly a minute. He was
always extremely patient no matter the situation.
“I told my neighbor I wouldn’t pick up her son. She had a fit. She
won’t speak to me and she won’t let the kids play together. Nathan doesn’t
deserve this.”
“You’re right,” he agreed. “Your son doesn’t deserve to be dragged
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into this. But you weren’t the one who made that choice. And you didn’t
force anyone to choose it either.” He gave her a second to process that and
then asked, “How did telling her make you feel?”
“Guilty, worried, frustrated. I have to live next door to this
woman.”
“That’s how you felt about the situation. That’s completely
normal. It’s not going to be easy the first time you try it. But how did you
feel actually telling her ‘no’?” her therapist prompted.
“Wretched, I—” Charlotte stopped and reacted to the honesty
barometer he wore in his eyes. “I felt empowered, finally. I’m not her little
bitch. She tries to walk all over me and manipulate me even when she
knows I don't want to do things. She’s a selfish troll of a woman who
needed to be set down a peg.”
“Why did you feel the guilt and such afterward?”
“I guess I felt guilty because she made it out to be as if I was doing
something selfish. I also felt sort of worried about Jack not being taken
care of. And I was frustrated because I know she’ll make my neighborhood
living difficult. Case in point, the situation with our children.”
“Okay. You just said she’s a selfish troll. Why would you care
about the opinion of such a person when their own motives are so
obviously self-serving?”
“I don’t know,” Charlotte muttered. “She doesn’t deserve my help.
I don’t want to do it. I shouldn’t feel anything but justified.”
“And the boy. It’s nice you care about him. Do you worry about
everyone’s children this way?”
“No.”
“Is it because you don’t trust her to parent?” he asked.
“Of course I don’t. She’s all about herself.”
“Is it a safety issue? Did the child get home alright?”
“Yes,” she admitted.
“Good. You don’t feel any reason to contact Social Services, do
you?”
“I know what you’re getting at,” she grouched. “He’s not my
responsibility.”
“I believe you’ve allowed yourself to be manipulated into making
him your responsibility. That’s something you’re going to have to work on
letting go.”
“How do I do that?” Charlotte nearly wailed. “He’s my son’s age.
I feel for him.”
“Charlotte, take a breath,” her therapist counseled. “Your feelings
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are your responsibility. You are the one in charge of managing them. So,
if this boy’s well-being makes you feel overwhelmed, what do you think
you should do?”
“Recognize he’s not mine to worry about. Acknowledge he has
parents who can care for him. Accept I don’t need to manage his safety.”
“Why do I feel as if you read that off a brochure in my sitting
room?” he asked her wryly.
“I can’t control my emotions,” she objected on a bit of a wail.
“They’re emotions.”
“Yes, you can,” he stated firmly. “Children don’t have control of
their emotions. Adulthood and maturity is about learning that control. That
isn’t to say you shouldn’t feel your emotions or express them at appropriate
times in a healthy way. For example, the safety of this room which allows
you to emote in whatever fashion necessary to communicate your true
anxieties and insecurities. But relinquishing responsibility for your
feelings is reverting to childlike behavior. Now, don’t you want to keep
control?”
“I don't know.”
“Ah,” he said. “There's some honesty. Why do you think you
might not want to?”
“Because I don’t want to be a person who only cares about my
insular world. I want to be someone who thinks about other people’s
needs.”
“That’s very commendable, Charlotte. So, is this child really in
need? Won’t his parents care for him? They aren’t neglectful or abusive
are they? Because that’s a problem you’d report to the state authorities, not
one you’d try to fix on your own.”
“I’ve never seen mistreatment,” she admitted. “He seems well-
adjusted enough. Other than his mom being lazy and pushy.”
“So, you’re adopting a child to hero who doesn’t need you to
champion him.”
“Maybe,” she hedged.
“Let’s talk about your frustration. Why such a high level?” he
questioned.
“I have to live in this neighborhood with all these tight-knit moms
and Stephanie is just going to gossip and say hateful things about me. I’m
going to have everyone judging me for standing up to her.”
“Wow. That’s a lot.” He paused and tilted his head, considering
her. “Do you like these moms?”
“Most of them, yes.”
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WILLIAM GREENWAY
THE MEMORIES OF MIRRORS
AEOLUS
In Georgia as a boy
the only wind I saw
blew in the corners of old maps,
the face of Aeolus, curly clouds for hair
puffing his cheeks and huffing
galleons (I thought) to better places,
even into the coils of sea serpents
or whirlpools, then bringing rain
to rinse away the red dirt
and remind me of the sea
somewhere far off, its salt
like poison to the corn.
Greenway
EMILY M GREEN
THE HOUSEWIFE WAITS
Dace called late that night to say he and the crew were staying a
few extra days in Chi-town. But Alice was coming back by train the next
day. She’d quit Lee and it was too awkward to just ride it out. It was a
mess, really. Dace wanted to know if Dalton would go get her off the train
when it reached Kalamazoo. Dalton was on the road before dawn and
standing on the AMTRAK platform in Kalamazoo just as her train came
down the track out of the fog.
People slowly poured off the train. She was one of the last and
stood uncertain a moment, on the steps of the car, suitcase in hand. She
scanned the crowd and saw him and smiled. He waved and went to her.
He was there because he had his hopes up.
A porter offered a hand and helped her down the stairs. A breeze
came up suddenly and whipped her blond hair across her face. Dalton
thought she looked tired, but she managed another smile. He took her
suitcase and neither said anything as they walked to the truck parked on
Rose Street. He opened her door for her, and she smiled at the courtesy.
Scoring points already, he figured. But he knew not to ask about Lee. She
would bring it up—or not at all—when she was ready.
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“Yeah, it does. But it’s still hard. I’ve just had enough of it.”
“And where was it again you were at on those rigs?”
“Louisiana. Way out off the coast from New Orleans. Nothing but
blue water everywhere. But like I said, I’ve had enough of it.”
“I’ve had enough of a lot of things,” she said abruptly, but Dalton
understood that she was just thinking out loud.
Alice managed to nap for an hour or so, her head tucked against
her shoulder and her arms across her chest. They were north of Grand
Rapids, heading on toward Big Rapids. He glanced at her again. Her face
was peaceful, angelic.
He was thinking maybe he had never really seen her before until
now. Had never truly seen how she looked stripped of the weed and trailer
drama. He wondered who she really was. She was right—he didn’t yet
know her. But she was pretty. And kind of a mystery. He liked mystery.
He had a feeling about her. He’d gotten it into his head that that was
enough.
She woke with a start and looked out the window and then at him,
raising up and wiping her eyes.
“How long was I out?”
“Just an hour.”
“Where are we?” she said, scooping up her hair with both hands
and letting it fall on her shoulders.
“We’ll be at Big Rapids soon.”
“I’ve never been there,” she said.
“You didn’t miss anything.”
“I heard you went to school there.”
“Yeah? How’d you know that?”
“Dace told me.”
“Dace likes to talk. It was just a year, at Ferris.”
“Just a year? What happened?”
He briefly considered making up a story but figured honesty was
best. He’d never been any good at concocting cover stories. They always
fell apart too easily, too quickly.
“I flunked out. End of story.”
“Why?”
“Too many parties, I guess. I didn’t crack the books.”
He glanced at her and she nodded and looked out her window at
thick forest.
“It all looks the same. It goes on forever.”
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“Yeah, but we’re making good time,” he said. “It’s not a bad trip
at all.”
“I might nap on you again.” She yawned and stretched her arms,
arching her back. Like a cat waking up, he thought.
“Plenty of time left for a nap,” he said. “Have you eaten?”
“I had an apple and some juice at Union Station. I’m not really
hungry.” After a moment she said, “Do you want to stop?”
He shook his head.
“I’m okay if you are.”
“I hate trips,” she said. “I always want to just get there.”
“Yeah, but the journey’s part of the fun.”
“If you say so.”
Dalton decided to keep her talking while she still seemed willing.
“So, what was Chicago like, Alice?”
“Loud.”
“That’s it—just loud? I mean—it was Chicago. The Windy City
and all that.”
She shrugged.
“It was okay. A little overwhelming.”
“So, did the Cubs win?”
She looked at him, unsure.
“I don’t remember. Lee ate too many hot dogs and puked.”
“Good old Lee,” Dalton said.
“Yes. Good old Lee, for sure.”
After a few more miles, he impulsively said, “Do you get along
with Dace?”
She pulled a strand of hair away from her mouth and looked at
him.
“He’s sort of like a big brother, I guess. I knew him in high
school.”
“You knew Lee in high school, too—right?”
She hesitated.
“Not until after.”
He thought it a little odd she claimed she didn’t know Lee until
after school. It was a small school. He figured perhaps she implied she
didn’t know him other than as Dace’s tag along kid brother while they
were in school. Then he told himself he was putting too much thought into
that. It didn’t seem like relevant information.
She pulled her legs up, knees under her chin, and stared ahead. He
knew the opening to probe about Lee had closed. He would wait and listen
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DANIELLE WOLFFE
VISITING PRIVILEGE
I.
Of course, there are more brown skinned people than white skinned
people
standing here
waiting to be let in
but glancing
at everyone
touching their empty pockets
that privilege
doesn’t always extend this far
Off road
And mailboxes,
II.
III.
The saddest was the old woman in Pennsylvania
Who had washed and ironed her best clothes,
set her hair, saved up her money for the six-hour drive.
Who sat in the heated glass booth outside
with her hands folded in her lap, crying,
after the ion scan machine that they ran over her palm picked up
false traces of drugs.
She kept reciting the names of her medications
Coumadin, Zocor, Prilosec
As if she had done something wrong.
IV.
The things that are now contraband
that you must leave
In the glove compartment, the
lockers
your pen
everything
except your identification
V.
Hollering the number
that has replaced the name of a daughter,
aunt, cousin,
mother, grandmother
through plate glass,
placing motionless jaws
into space aged contraptions, long streams of sallow light,
scanning around heads
creeping like radiation,
(cont)
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VI.
It is like visiting the dead, the mother said
you grieve like they are gone
All those unspoken words
Continue to fester
VII.
Everyone who lives in this country might visit
a prison, at least once.
If you are lucky enough to never have been
erased,
or watched while someone you love disappeared,
She consecrated
from her bread kneading board
our new home.
VOYAGE
Luscious bare
I worried
for your shoulders. The photographer,
oblivious fiddler,
kept us on that lawn so long.
COMING HOME
Most days
my family’s dug in with
TV and headsets and homework. The goldfish
is busy patrolling his perimeter.
I move like him:
scout the periphery,
shuffle papers, probe the Internet,
scrounge for leftovers. But tonight
(cont)
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SHARI LANE
LEGACY
leaving, Oscar slid the tray out, hosed off the slurry, and pushed the tray
back into its slot.
In the morning, he started in again, performing the same tasks, in
the same order.
As he moved about the room, Oscar talked to the animals. He had
a soft, melodic voice, and they responded, rubbing now one speckled flank
against the bars of the cage, now the other, turning one hundred eighty
degrees at the corner, keeping at least one eye on him. They didn’t exactly
purr, but then, they weren’t exactly housecats. The message came through.
It might be because he was all they had, but they made it clear they
appreciated his attention.
Every Sunday, he opened the small hatch in the back of the cage,
the one he used to get fresh food and water to the cats, pulled out as much
of the dirty straw as he could reach with a tool he had constructed for the
purpose—a sort of giant salad tongs—and shoved fresh straw through the
opening. Then he closed the hatch, with a gentle clunk of finality that
signaled the end of his workweek.
#
The university’s Vice provost had purchased the cats, on a whim,
twenty-seven years ago. Back when such things were legal. The school
had adopted Wildcats as its mascot in 1910, but in the succeeding decades
the students had shown no real enthusiasm for the icon. The Vice provost,
a man of little imagination and even less compassion, thought he could
make his mark on the institution by being the first to provide a live
rendition of the mascot.
There was a flea market of sorts, and the Vice provost had stopped
to find a gift for his niece, whom he loathed. Threading his way through
the stalls, he came upon a man in a shabby pinstriped suit selling animals.
A handmade sign hanging from a corner of one of the cages said Frankie
and Millie. Frankie and Millie were a matched set, he was told, and
couldn’t be sold separately.
“For you?” the man in the shabby suit said. “I bring the price down
to twenty-five bucks. Special, today only.”
Frankie was obviously older, an adult. The animal-seller told the
Vice provost Frankie was about three years old. Millie was a kitten, though
already she was twice the size of a full-grown cat. Both were missing tufts
of fur, and their sunken eyes and the putrid stench from their cage made it
obvious they were malnourished and possibly ill. No matter, the Vice
provost thought. He didn’t need them to survive long, just long enough to
bring accolades, and possibly a promotion.
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He bought the two animals, shoved their wretched, filthy cage into
the back of his station wagon, and drove them to the campus Maintenance
Building. After he arrived, he got Oscar to help unload the cage and move
it to the basement.
“New assignment,” he said to Oscar, after the cage was installed
in its new home and Oscar had followed him back upstairs and out of the
building. He sniffed slightly at the musky smell still wafting from his
station wagon. “Make sure those animals get food and water every day.”
Oscar, a young man then, newly married, pointed out he only
worked Monday through Friday, and wanted to know who would feed the
wildcats on Saturdays and Sundays, but by that time the Vice provost had
lost interest in the conversation.
#
Oscar’s young bride was far from pleased that he would now be
making the trek to the school seven days a week. After about a year of
gentle nagging that turned to outright grumbling, Oscar dropped the paper
he was reading at the breakfast table, extended his hand, and said, “Luisa,
come with me today.”
They arrived on campus just as the bustle of students heading into
their first round of classes was subsiding. Oscar took Luisa to the
basement, and she watched in silence as he performed the daily rituals. He
left the room briefly to refill the water bucket, and when he came back,
Luisa was kneeling in front of the cage, apparently oblivious to the cold
cement floor. She reached her fingers up to, but not through, the bars of
the cage, curling them over her palm the way she had been taught to
approach a dog. Frankie sniffed at Luisa’s hand, and backed away. Millie
sidled up, then pressed herself so firmly against the bars that her fur,
simultaneously soft and rough, actually brushed against Luisa’s knuckles.
Luisa sighed, and Millie turned her head at the sound, and a look
passed between them.
#
Once Oscar tried to arrange a substitute, so he and Luisa could get
away to celebrate their tenth anniversary. The substitute backed out, but
Luisa said it was okay, maybe next year. They took a bottle of wine and
an old blanket to the room where Frankie and Millie sat in their cage,
staring curiously at the humans. When the campus was truly quiet, Oscar
and Luisa made love on the blanket. Afterward, the wildcats made a sound
that might have been panting or might have been a feline imitation of the
sounds humans make in coitus.
#
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BIRD WATCHER
SHANNON MARZELLA
GENETIC COUNSELING
GILLIAN HAINES
WHAT MOMS DO
Every time her dad washed the dishes, Delia read him Harry
Potter. He’d loved Dumbledore in the movies and she knew he had no
time to read the books himself. She pulled a chair behind and to Jon’s right
and opened a bookmarked page. Voice animated, she raised blue eyes from
the page to beam at him. “Ron was leaning out of the back window of an
old turquoise car that was parked in midair….” Her dad’s soapy hands
reached for the radio and the color drained from Delia’s face. For a while,
she sat quietly as Jon swayed to Bob Marley. Then, without a word, she
carried away her chair.
Jon and I had been together for ten years when a clot travelled
through a previously undetected hole in his heart, and was shot to his brain.
He still scored in the ninety-ninth percentile for some cognitive tasks but
he scored in the first for quite a few others. He was part Einstein, part idiot,
and it made him hard to predict or understand. But sometimes, his insights
floored me. After I’d returned from a day spent visiting men in prison, he
sat beside me in the living room on the green corduroy sofa. “I’m
imprisoned too, you know.”
I turned to face him.
“There are lots of parallels, not even counting when I was in a
caged bed. I’ve been stripped of dignity. Overnight, I lost liberty, self-
determination, and every way I’d known of building and maintaining self-
esteem. I’m imprisoned like them, but I’m imprisoned within my own
body.”
I immediately hated myself for every time I’d scolded or nagged
whenever he’d turned on the gas stove and walked away without lighting
it, lit a bonfire at the base of our neighbor’s wooden fence, or thumped the
keyboard when his laptop wouldn’t accept his passwords. Jon chafed at
my mothering but I didn’t know how else to keep him safe.
Brawn didn’t interest me, it was bad for your blood pressure, and
his existing muscles could already knock me unconscious with one punch.
I was still wondering why an alpha-male, a sergeant who’d led men into
battle wanted to adopt me as his mom.
He stared into my eyes without blinking. “My first memory is of
being beaten. The second was eating pussy when I was three or four. Sorry,
I usually tone down my language when we talk”
I lowered my voice for a word I’d never uttered in my life. “Whose
pussy?”
“For my brothers, it was our aunts. For me, it was a lot closer.”
Wulf always answered questions. It was odd for him to be coy.
The only person I could think of closer than an aunt was a mother. His
aunts and mother—surely repeating abuse inflicted on them.
I felt like a hothouse epiphyte cultivated on a tree branch. My
mind buzzed with words like criminal, betrayal, manipulation. I tried hard
not to imagine Wulf as a four-year-old on his hands and knees pleasing his
mother. When Delia was four, she pranced through the house on her hands
and knees commanding her parents to call her Affa the red dog.
I couldn’t comprehend what his experience would do to a child,
and to the man he became. My understanding was limited to imagination
and conjecture but in no way captured the lived ordeal. But it felt important
to try, even if all I could come up with was, “My God...,”
“My brothers and I talked about it before I was sent to Iraq. It was
just a thing that happened, not some life-altering event. I knew from early
on it was happening to my brothers. I saw it so often, I thought it was what
we were there to do.”
Pepsis and frozen enchiladas thudded down the chutes of seven
vending machines. My head pounded. Wulf had never had a mom worth
the name.
He eyed the prisoner across the aisle, a man munching a
microwaved hot-dog. The guy had lined up Doritos and Kit Kats on the
seat beside him.
I half-stood. The room was nowhere near full but it sounded like
a gang of pre-war motorbikes. “You’re hungry, I’ll get you something.”
“S’alright. It’s chicken patties for lunch today and I already
bought my cellie’s.” I sat down and he shook his head. “It’s weird how of
all the people I used to know, it’s you who proved to be the true family.
We work because you’re like me.”
My eyes must have widened at the thought because we didn’t even
share the same values.
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Wulf pursed his lips. “We’re polar opposites but we both do what
we think is right. I just have no fear of the consequences and you’re
overwhelmed by them.” He eyed me thoughtfully. “I think I’ve taught you
that we can differ because our core is essentially the same.”
My jaw slackened at the power of his insight. My idealism was
obvious, but I’d never told him how easily I was overwhelmed. Nor had I
thought to dig beneath our differences to that core similarity. Recently, I’d
realized how comfortable I’d become disagreeing with him. It was just as
well because all our opinions clashed.
“Before I met you, I’d never had a political argument without
getting angry or defensive,” I said. “With you, it was more like each trying
to explain and understand the different sides. It was you who set that tone
and it was liberating.”
“Yeah?” His smile was as bright as the copper hair on his
forearms.
When I described details from my ordinary month—Delia and I
had attended a poetry slam at a café, a restorative justice hearing at the
Pima County Teen Court, and the book I was reading to her at bedtime—
he held up a freckled hand. “You still read to Delia? She’s twelve now,
right?”
“It’s a shared pleasure. She reads to me, too.”
Wulf’s eyes rolled back and I saw the whites before he closed
them. He often joked about having a Palm Pilot—reminders of things to
tell me he’d written on his hand. But in my mind, the real digital notepad
was displayed on the insides of his eyelids. So often, his eyes opened in
slow motion to reveal an insight. “I like to hear about your relationship
with Delia. It shows me it’s real for some people in the world. I can’t
change the past but I deal with what I have. I tried real hard to create a
family of my own. That’s why it hit me so hard when my wife, Hannah,
threw it out the window for dope when I was in Iraq.”
First his mother, and then the mother of his children had let him
down.
When I became a mom, my heart doubled. Not just for Delia. I
realized all babies are wonderful.
I gazed back at Wulf. One breath, two breaths. I saw the damage
but there was no self-pity.
During my six annual volunteer trainings, prison officers
emphasized that prisoners are manipulators. But Wulf never asked for
anything, and I wanted him to hold on to any tenderness that survived a
warzone and then prison.
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Wulf, the man with PTSD, who woke some mornings to find
himself punching the cell wall, the man who believed in violence called
me mom for two years. He never noticed when he stopped, and when I
asked, couldn’t say why. I hoped some need had been satisfied.
My grown daughter phoned me recently. She asked how Wulf was
doing. She knew he was important to me but also, she knew what it was to
yearn for a parent who was in the room but absent.
My grip on the phone tightened. “I never said because I thought it
would hurt you. But years ago, Wulf called me mom for a long time. The
dad you knew had left you and I didn’t want you to feel like you also had
to share me.”
“I think it’s beautiful, Mum.”
NANCY MCCABE
MULTIFLORA ROSE
BAT SEASON
STEVE ORMISTON
WHEN FOOTHOLDS VANISH
ILN
“What the hell is I L N?” Torres said.
His partner, a thick-necked smart-ass ex-Marine from Alabama,
replied with a cynical sneer. “It’s like one-a them a-cronyms mebbe.”
“Acronym for what?”
“I don’t know. International League of Nutbags?”
“Very funny.”
There were more interrogations and more shakedowns. Unit L was
in lockdown for almost three months.
No answers were forthcoming. The killing of CO Dinkens and the
suicide of inmate Paulsen remained a mystery. The paperwork on the case
explained it away as a disciplinary incident gone wrong. No details were
spelled out for Region. No one, least of all Styxville's warden Meadows,
who was a year away from retirement and a hefty pension, wanted a
regional investigation into the matter. That would have brought media
attention. Best to let sleeping dogs lie.
Three months later, Kraft limped out of segregation, returned to
Unit L bearded and twenty-five pounds lighter.
The new CO greeted him at Unit L’s entryway. “We’re gonna
keep an eye on you, fuckface,” he growled.
Kraft grinned. “Knock yourselves out.”
The CO opened the heavy metal door and Kraft limped into the
common area.
The other inmates watched. They pretended to keep their eyes on
the TV screens bolted to the unit wall.
“Fuckin’ guy,” one inmate whispered to the other sitting next to
him.
“Think he’ll get rid of Argus now?” the other whispered back.
The first inmate chuckled. “Dude...no one gets rid of Argus,
awright?”
On the TV screens there were-game shows, cartoons, movies, and
news reports about the progress of the pandemic.
I am the story. I am the narrative.
There’s no suspension of disbelief here. Such would imply an
apriori belief in some shared reality. But no such thing exists. Not at
Styxville. Not anywhere.
The prison has been infiltrated by I L N. It came in on the wind
one day or maybe it was always there. With it came Argus.
Unit L was built in 1958. Maybe Argus was in the foundations
then or in the ground, maybe in some parallel quantum structure.
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Kraft found him (him, he, it, whatever) Argus, in a produce box
in an access compartment behind a toilet stall. This was a plumbing access
space behind a small rusty trapdoor with a latch that was supposed to be
secured with a lock. But for some time it had been left unsecured and
inmates had over the years used it to store contraband: drugs, tobacco,
hooch. Now and then the guards would raid the spot, but nothing would
ever be found. Such raids were always anticipated. There were always tip-
offs, bribes, etc. The space had gone unused for months before the day
Kraft sat on the toilet to take a dump. That day Kraft noticed the trap door
was partly open.
“Je-sus KARRIST!” a voice (or what Kraft perceived as a voice)
said from inside the crawlspace. “Flush that, will ya? How am I s’posed to
breathe in here!”
One can assume (as I will here) that Kraft, startled, jumped up and
hurriedly wiped himself, at least one hopes he did, before pulling the
trapdoor all the way open and looking into the dark dank space.
All he could see was the produce box: WEINSTOCK FARM
PRODUCTS - FRESH APPLES, tucked into the shadows. Then we can
assume he was also pulling up his pants.
Kraft had a deformed foot and had to wear a special boot provided
by the BOP medical department. His limb was grotesque: a lump of pale
shapeless flesh with four toes on the end randomly covered with tufts of
what looked like pubic hair. Kraft had been born with the misshapen limb
and he'd long accustomed himself to it. Sometimes he even enjoyed the
shock effect, the way people reacted to it when he removed his shoes and
socks, especially at the beach or the public swimming pool where children
and demonstrative teen girls shrieked in horror and stared. But other than
the weird limb, Kraft was a decent looking guy and had no trouble securing
the attentions (even if briefly short-lived) of the opposite sex.
Kraft was a bad boy shaped into a life of delinquency by a brutal
father and a submissive mother (the same sad ever-repeating story). His
dad, a hyper-religious evangelical (who was, incidentally, bald and fat)
often told his son that the boy’s limb was the work of Satan. “You’re
damned for eternity, boy. Lucifer’s put his hand on you. Don’t expect no
salvation.” He beat Kraft unmercifully for any and every perceived
infraction but, to this eternal disappointment, he never broke the boy’s
somewhat feral and tormented spirit.
When Kraft was sixteen, his dad and mom were driving to Bible
study and church service when a Fed-Ex eighteen-wheeler jumped the
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oncoming lane and plowed into them, killing them instantly. Kraft was at
a friend’s house when it happened.
After the long-winded and well-attended funeral, already headed
into a life of crime, Kraft took the final plunge and ended up in prison after
a spate of armed convenience store robberies and one vicious rape. He
figured he was well on his way to hell as his father had predicted, even if
he had to limp all the way there. His folks, on the other hand, had been
Fed-Exed right up into Elysium.
People want stories that make sense. I don’t see why. As the
senseless narrative here, I can only point the way toward absurdity, the
absurdity of all human existence, the absurdity of Argus, a two-foot-high
lizard-like creature found in a produce box behind a prison toilet. Had he
(he, it, whatever) always lived there? The operative term is “always,” a
word essentially meaningless to humans, less meaningful yet to Ilnians
like Argus who, by some fluke of physics (or fiction), made his appearance
in this dimension at Styxville FCI.
Kraft took the box from the bathroom crawlspace to his cell in the
middle of the night then his cellie Paulsen and most of the other inmates
(except the usual insomniac weirdos) were asleep.
“You better hide me from the damn guards,” Argus told him
before Kraft removed him, box and all, from the unit bathroom. Kraft
“heard” Argus as an old man voice.
To Kraft, the creature sounded like the late Burgess Meredith, the
actor who’d played the boxing trainer in the first Rocky movies. Kraft had
the distinct impression that only he, Kraft, could hear Argus this way. And,
truth be told, Argus didn’t really need to be hidden to be truly invisible.
When allowing himself (itself) to be seen (or imagined) multicolored was
Argus: mostly iridescent reds and yellows, tropical colors. He resembled
an iguana or a Komodo dragon, was bipedal and stood on his hind legs,
had a tail, dorsal spiked horns, sharp alligator-like teeth and mandibles, a
snub-shaped snout, and reptilian eyes, gold-hued, with slitted pupils and
opaque-membraned lids. And as Kraft spirited Argus away in his produce
box, the creature seemed unnaturally lightweight, almost as if he (it) added
no weight to the box.
As a fleet-footed narrative, I can hardly take the time and space
here to inform you of the events that evolved over the next two years. By
the time of COVID, Argus had become a secret but integral part of the
lives of many Unit L inmates, fifty-seven of them to be exact. The essence
of his attraction to the inmates was his magical ability to foretell each
man’s future, to offer them “advice,” often to secure them gambling
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noticed that Argus never appeared to leave his produce box tucked under
Kraft’s bunk behind his laundry bag, it became obvious that the Ilnian’s
metabolism did not depend on physical nourishment and produced no
waste, no feces, or urine. Argus appeared to be self-contained and lethargic
and the source of his biological energy was not evident.
Kraft was not aware of Argus’ occasional nightly forays through
the unit.
Mostly, what Argus consumed were the artificial sweetener packs
inmates were given daily at breakfast. He pilfered those from cells and
lockers with unusual speed and tenacity, invisible to human eyes. He
needed little else. As to how or why he was never spotted by guards or
inmates not chosen for “communication,” Argus was able to plant
subliminal, subconscious memes in humans so that if they did
inadvertently catch a glimpse of him during his nightly excursions (say,
while on a drowsy trip to the restroom) their memories would be wiped
clean, though their dreams might be tinged with reptilian creatures. Often
these inmates looked right at the Ilnian and failed to register his presence.
As a result, Argus had the lay of the land in Unit L, so to speak. It
became his domain and even when he decided to get rid of Paulsen and
CO Dinkens, a well premeditated decision, two humans who profoundly
annoyed him philosophically and drove him to distraction, he planned it
in such a way that he would never be discovered as the motivator.
For Argus it was all great fun, sheer entertainment.
Humans were a joke, playthings for him (it, whatever). In his
Ilnian world, Argus had been a misfit, a pariah. In this dimension he was
royalty. His ego soared.
What he most enjoyed was manipulating inmates’ lives,
sometimes for their good, more often to their detriment. Each inmate heard
Argus differently. They heard a jaded old prophet; a homeless vagrant; a
has-been, hard-boiled, flim-flam con artist; a politician; a priest.
To Doc, an 80-year-old diabetic who had received a thirty-year
sentence for taking inappropriate pictures of his naked granddaughter,
Argus offered this (telepathically of course). Doc was one of the inmates
that would visit Kraft periodically in order to access the “dragon in the
box.” For Doc, Argus’ voice was that of his Vietnam war buddy Leo
who’d been blown to smithereens by a boobytrap mine laid on a jungle
path.
“Listen, Doc. Fuck the BOP’s medical advice. Go ahead and eat
all the goddamn Snickers bars, the carrot cakes, the Jolly Ranchers,
chocolate chip cookies, brownies, whatever goodies you can get your
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hands on. And drink lots of soda. Sure. Why hold back, ey? Dude, this is
the last pleasure you’ve got left. There’s no more naked kiddie pics for
you. I know there’s pictures floating around the unit but seriously, why
risk ending up in psych and in the SHU for that? You’re way too old.
Listen to me. What’s better? Sugar and chocolate and strawberry jam or
some two-dimensional jerk-off thrill? Stop tormenting yourself. Eat up
those treats. It’s the best choice for you. Trust me.”
Doc died two months later in a blissfully peaceful diabetic coma.
To inmate Ty Johnson (Doobie) serving seven years on a drug-
trafficking charge: (Argus here sounded distinctly like actor Samuel
Jackson.) “My. man, Ty! The thing to do is this: go ahead and drop that
drug program you’re in. You’re no junkie! You’re a pleasure service
provider. Your homies look up to you. Watcha takin’ that plumbing
apprenticeship shit for? Man, you ain’t gonna be wantin’ to unclog no dirty
toilets! Anyway, they don’t teach you anything you can really use out there
in the world. And, besides, nobody’s gonna hire no FELON. Best thing
you could do is stick with what you already know, champ. When you get
out there there’s a spot in the world waitin’ for you. Your peeps are waitin’
on what you provide, dig? It’s what they need. It’s what makes the hood—
the whole WORLD—go around. Am I right or am I right? Fuck all this
do-gooder shit, my nigga. There ain’t no future in it.... Trust me.”
To 52-year-old inmate Corman who was near the end a of 20-year
bid for robbing banks and partially crippled, in a wheelchair, Argus was
the voice of the dead 1973 actor, Steve McQueen: “Abe, all that religious
mumbo-jumbo you’ve been getting ate up with, it don’t mean squat. We
can sit here and debate whether there’s a God or whether there isn’t. But,
hey, what flippin’ difference does it make in the long run? Look at you.
You’re a. sorry, convict cripple in prison prayin’ to Jesus. Man, my advice
to you is to pick up another charge just as soon as you get out of here,
something that’ll keep you in here until you die. Just think of this place as
an assisted living facility. You’ll never be able to make it out in the world
on your own and in that wheelchair. Jesus ain’t gonna work no miracles
for you. Your family’s left you for dead, guy. Screw them, right? Abe
needs to take care of Abe. And where else are you gonna get three squares
and a cot for nothing? If I was you, I’d get out there and pull another job—
nothing big now. Nothing serious. You don’t wanna get yourself shot up.
Just drop the teller a note telling them you’ll blow up the place if they
don’t cough up the cash. And you walk in there with like an empty box or
a bag or something like you got something deadly, like you mean business.
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Then just hang around ’til the heat shows up. You’ll get ten to life. You'll
be sitting pretty. Trust me....”
But don't jump to conclusions. Argus wasn't always blatantly
negative. Sometimes he offered legal advice—far-fetched motions and
appeals that surprisingly worked.
He enjoyed it when the legal system fell on its face. A hater of
authority was Argus, a true maverick. Sometimes, too, he'd offer a winning
football or basketball team in an upcoming match to an inmate—gambling
big—arguably, though, his intention was that the inmate spend his
winnings on drugs to further his addiction. or he’d tell an inmate if his wife
or baby-mama was cheating on him. He enjoyed hearing the inmates shout
and rant at their “boos” on the phone across the hallway.
Argus knew all these things. His Ilnian talents allowed him to see
the future (since time for Ilnians was a perceivable continuum), predict
outcomes, read minds. Argus loved the inmates—and hated them. He had
a thousand eyes. And he never slept.
Argus hated Paulsen, Kraft’s cellie.
“You’d best get rid of that piece of shit lizard you got in that box,”
Paulsen would tell Kraft.
“Mind your fucking business,” Kraft would reply.
“I’m serious. That critter’s gonna get the lot of us in the SHU.”
Argus sensed that unlike with other inmates he had little mind
control over Paulsen. There was just not much there to work with. Paulsen
had a very low IQ and limited language skills, few skills of any kind. Argus
was having a hard time imposing his telepathic will on the crude, irascible,
loud, and obnoxious inmate. That was until the night Paulsen had drunk
so much hooch and smoked so much K2 that he lay passed out on his bunk.
Argus did not let that opportunity pass and he stormed Paulsen’s
pulpy subconscious like the French revolutionaries with the Bastille.
(Paulsen heard Argus as some insane version of Hollywood actor
Denzel Washington.) “Okay, Macon. (Paulsen’s prison name. He was a
Georgia boy.) Hear me out. That officer Dinkens got it in for ya. He
already done sent you to the SHU six effin’ times this year. Now I know
you’re fucked up, but the guy really does hate your guts. He’s one-a-them
niggas thinks he’s better than you. Like guys like you are givin’ all black
people a bad rep, know what I’m sayin’? He ain’t nothin’. You gotta go in
there, go in that office and—well, you know what I’m talking about. You
know what you gotta do when a man tries to rob you of your manhood,
don’t ya?”
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1) THE CRUSADER
(Inmate name: B. SIMMS
Age: 38
Occupation: Software developer
Offense: Drug trafficking)
ARGUS: Back for more?
SIMMS: I need your advice.
ARGUS: Always happy to give it.
SIMMS: You already know I’ve submitted my second successive 2255
motion.
ARGUS: Yeah. Great. Those don’t go anywhere.
SIMMS: But I got a solid case!
ARGUS: Listen, you were selling drugs near school grounds. Nothing you
say or do will change the outcome of your sentence.
SIMMS: Man, that’s just some lame bullshit! It was the warrant. They had
no right to….
ARGUS: I’m surprised. A smart dude like you. They don’t give a shit
about your rights. You should know that by now.
SIMMS: Well, it’s not fair! I’m gonna fight! This is some Jim Crow
bullshit. It’s cause I’m Black and Black people in this country….
ARGUS: Spare me the Martin Luther King spiel. This is me you’re talking
to. I’ll tell you what you should do. You’re a sharp guy. Design a
game that all these White dimwit Dungeons-and-Dragons
pinheads can get into. You’ll make a fortune.
SIMMS: But I’m four years from the door!
ARGUS: Four years? (Makes a hissing sound) Man, that’s CRAPPER
time. There’s dudes in here doing forty. That’s how much time
they spend on the toilet, four years. Now get on outta here.
SIMMS: The courts are unfair! We need sentence reform! Black lives
matter!
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ARGUS: Yeah yeah yeah. Tell somebody who gives a shit. People out
there sure don’t. I hate to break it to you, but you’re an INMATE.
No one’s coming to your rescue.
3) THE PROFESSOR
(Inmate Name: C. Hastings
Age: 50
Occupation: College professor
Offense: Sex Offender (Pornography, exploitation)
it. I know what you do in the shower. Argus has a thousand eyes. Argus
never sleeps.”
Kraft had no reply. He stormed out of the cell and ran laps out in
the rec yard to get away from Argus. He knew that the Ilnian knew
everything there was to know. Argus could see right to the core of Kraft.
Kraft ran and ran until he was bathed in sweat and out of breath and when
the rec guard called the move he went back inside, limping in pain, his
deformed foot throbbing.
Back in his cell he found that the produce box was empty.
“Fuck that little shit,” Kraft said to himself. and he headed for the
showers.
Naked and under the hot spray, he knew Argus was right. It felt
good. The rape. He had not taken pictures or videos but he’d kept the
memory crisp and clear in his head. It felt powerful. He would do it again
and maybe worse. Pretty young women brought it on themselves. They
practically begged for it. The whole MeToo thing was bullshit. Argus was
right. Argus was on the money.
Back in the cell, Kraft waited for Argus to return. But the Ilnian
was gone.
It was only after midnight count when Kraft was dozing off in his
bunk that he heard the scratch of tiny claws on the concrete floor. Argus
stood in the shadows tearing up sweetener packs, tilting his ugly lizard
head back to pour the contents into his toothy mouth.
In that moment Kraft saw the creature as it really was. The dragon
shape was false. A chimera. Argus was a flickering fog of nebulous color,
a quantum mist. Kraft felt a wave of revulsion and dread. Quietly and
slowly, he reached for the metal fan blade he'd kept hidden under his bunk
mat. He'd pilfered it after the last unit shakedown from the cart the
maintenance service crew of inmates tugged around the compound.
They’d been repairing a broken ventilation unit and were distracted,
shooting the shit and drinking coffee. He’d had a friend of his sharpen it
in hobbycraft for ten books of stamps. It wasn’t like Kraft was lacking in
stamps. Access in his cell to the “dragon in the box” was a lucrative
sideline hustle. He charged ten stamps a pop.
Had Kraft prepared this weapon in anticipation of just this
moment? Perhaps the Ilnian had lost control of his servant after all.
Now Argus had his back to Kraft, gulping, sucking on the
sweetener packs, tossing the spent ones into the waste bin.
Kraft rose up off the bunk, naked from the waist, sharpened blade
raised high.
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And so this narrative, poised here to strike, raises the question like
a weapon:
What is crime?
What is mistreatment?
Kraft’s choice is to punish himself or to finish off the dragon in
the box once and for all, and as he stands there paralyzed in attack
mode he is besieged by a flurry of noise: all the voices of all the
Unit L inmates, living and dead, the guards too, like the buzzing
of a great beehive sticky with gore, a poisonous reverberation.
“Hack it off, son. You’ll feel better.”
And as always, Argus is right.
This narrative must push toward conclusion as Kraft swings the
sharpened rusty fan blade at last. Swings it hard, decisively down,
not into Argus but into his deformed foot at the ankle hacking
through flesh, muscle, bone not into what is fantasy but into what
is human; sliding down to sit against the cell wall to finish the job,
sawing through his own leg, a cruel and nasty excision.
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The Unit CO found Kraft sitting on the floor of his cell in a puddle
of blood, nearly dead, next to an empty produce box. Kraft was barely
conscious and smiling.
Emergency services were notified.
Unit L Went on lockdown.
SIS was called back in.
Kraft was wheeled away in a gurney, his severed deformed foot in
a plastic bag that had been hastily filled with ice from the ice machine in
the common area.
The guards didn’t rush as they rolled him out to the EMS vehicle
waiting at the gates, just outside the perimeter fence. Guards never rush to
aid stricken inmates.
Before he was moved into the vehicle, SIS officer Torres came
running up beside him.
“Kraft! Goddamnit, Kraft! Who did this to you?”
Barely conscious, Kraft grinned.
“We gotta take him,” one of the medics said. “His blood pressure’s
in the gutter.”
“Who, Kraft? WHO?”
The inmate sighed a word, barely whispered.
“What?! WHAT!?”
Then Kraft was hoisted into the van, an oxygen mask slapped on
to his face.
Siren blaring and lights flashing the vehicle tore away.
Kraft would be declared DOA at the hospital.
Shakedowns at the prison and interrogations followed—revealed
nothing.
The WEINSTOCK FARM PRODUCTS FRESH APPLES box
spattered with blood and the torn sweetener packs were all that SIS had to
go on.
A month later there were four additional suicides and a savage riot
in Unit L.
The reader may have assumed that Kraft’s dying whisper, his
reply to officer Torres’ desperate questioning, was, “Argus.”
It was not. Kraft, like Paulsen, in the final moments of life was
afforded a kind of vision planted by Argus, a memory of Argus’
world. Kraft’s last spoken word was the same word Paulsen had
scribbled on the wall of his cell in the SHU:
ILN
ILN, an idyllic utopia, a place where there is no hunger, no
disease, no violence, no gender, no sex, no religion, no death, no
CRIME, a perfect Edenesque and altruistic paradise. Which was
why Argus fled it.
The creature simply could not abide a life without conflict.
In this dimension, Argus of the thousand eyes sees all. We are his
toys. Argus is never distracted, never in need of sleep. Argus
harnesses the ongoing pulsing energy in our conflicted cosmos,
which arcs not toward justice, not toward love or goodness, but
toward chaos.
Here, Argus finds pure fulfillment.
RICHARD WEAVER
A CARTOGRAPHER ETCHES MAPS
on his legs and arms, fills his torso with images of unknown
continents, rivers without vowels, makes mountains out of well-
worn braille molehills, and galaxies blink blinking reverse Morse
code. He trains man-o-wars to reconnoiter while soaring and deliver
views in semaphore. Wednesdays he reserves for miniaturizing the
observable universe on the plastron of a Galapagos tortoise, etching
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NICHOLAS KRIEFALL
RUSH HOUR
PARADISE BLVD
CLEM VAHE
TWO COUPLES
would always light our way.” She gave him the puppy dog eyes, followed
by a heady, suck-face kiss.
“Honey, let’s just go up to our suite. You, me, some champagne.
Hey,” he tilted her chin up with his fingers. “Maybe a night swim. I
ordered a spectacular dinner for us, and I wanted to enjoy this special time
alone with my new wife. Let’s make some memories!” He leaned in for
another kiss.
Mrs., gentle but noticeable, pushed him away. “Okay, babe, but I
want to get this lamp as a wedding gift from my new husband—have it
added to our bill, and shipped to us— so it’ll be there when we get home.
I want a souvenir of our first day as Dr. and Mrs. Alan Schneiderman.”
And then she went toward the lobby desk faster than a toupee in a
hurricane.
The overwrought pair, having departed from the beach, had been
fully embroiled in a ridiculous debate, seemingly over-familiar with them.
Angry voices rose concomitantly with the evident effects of sunburn,
fueled by the debacle of their vacation. Even through the closed glass door,
their argument was insatiable and audible as they were amplified by the
tunnel leading to the elevator. Whoever was indelicate enough to continue
listening to the outraged couple—perhaps tittering a bit too loud about this
ludicrous scene—might momentarily consider themselves lucky to be
happily chatting with their someone else.
“Such a bitter pill, an instigator, that’s you. Yes, you can write that
down—your little Rain Man shit!” He turned abruptly like a vast red stage
clown, his hat hanging vertically on his back, its leather string choking his
neck, and headed for the elevator. He was a tall middle-of-the-road type
of man—hair matted in a wiry ponytail, an overly expressive round face
attached to a paunch and skinny legs. He turned around and gave her a
dismissive snarl.
“Don’t worry.” Her voice, though lower, still echoed within the
corridor to the elevator. “I’ll write down every word for my next novel.
It’ll all be about you, and what marriage is really like!”
Though her back was to me, I noticed her long, thick, curly auburn
hair, blowing in every direction at once from the wicked wind whooshing
wildly through the tunnel. Her straw hat was clenched tightly in her hand
as if she wished it was her husband. She was wearing a long faded and
well-worn tie-dye dress with expensive but well-used thick leather
sandals, appearing indifferent to stylish clothing. She stood tall, confident
like a warrior in some other life. A déjà vu moment leaped into my mind.
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If I lived any longer, I knew I’d begin to miss things of which I’m
ashamed. My intrepid violence amid such sheer enthusiasm during the
Vietnam war, my shrewish second wife’s ostentatious mask of attention;
my abysmal fifty-year-old son, Samuel, whose grandiose failings in
marriage, sobriety, and notorious business affairs were somehow linked to
his heritage. (The last time I saw him at a bar in some hotel, we actually
enjoyed the companionship of shared wisdom, discussing the absurdities
that claimed both our lives.)
The significant contrast between my son and me was our view on
war. Samuel never thought of me as brave to have fought in a war designed
by politicians for monetary gain. He never got it—the excitement of being
out there in the jungles, the rivers—your senses alive in the pureness of
survival. He could never understand the raw joy in the words “all clear”
when you laughed and hugged your real brothers—those men who were
always “on your six.” Everything was more intense out there—sex, life,
death, even raindrops slightly tapping on a leaf, or the anomaly of a
rainbow appearing just after the last few shots in a skirmish were fired. It
was never bravery versus cowardice or war versus peace; it was Bellum
omnium contra omnes—the war of all against all—when man performed
with his best self. But my son always lived off the power of money, and I
felt he was a real coward. He covered his fear of life with alcohol and
brainless women who’d always consider him superior. How absurd that
we both ended up in the same stew assembled from such diverse
ingredients.
I caught the waiter’s attention for another very dry martini, as I
was in no particular hurry; I had arrived at the place where I intended to
step out of this insane asylum. The gun was ensconced in my room’s safe,
and I had enough excellent whiskey to make it a smooth exit.
I looked around the room at the apparent serendipity of these
vacationing amours. They were all momentarily struck by blurry
happiness from alcoholic libations and were simmering in their farcical
attempts at seductive play, for nobody in this large lobby bar, with its
cathedral ceilings and seven-foot-tall saltwater aquarium, was remotely
sober. I hoped it was the weather, and not old regret because the only
young people I’d seen dry were the two disparate couples.
As I turned my head, I saw a vision: the young woman whose
argument I’d so unceremoniously overheard earlier was alone on the
beach. She resembled a Medusa—her long hair flying in matted masses,
her body swaying luxuriously even amid the excessive flab escaping her
bathing suit, her face shrouded yet her demeanor fierce, assertive with
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unabashed anger. Even against the forceful winds blowing sheets of sand,
she continued to bend and pick up shell bits, shoving them into a plastic
bag. Needless to say, I couldn’t place another living thing on that beach.
I continued to watch her pitiful excursion and became desperate
to join her. I wanted to assuage her grief. She was the epitome of
something earthy, surreal, as if she was an angsty angel lost in a
disparaging world. Her appearance now induced in me an overwhelming
desire to experience what the sea could make of me; after downing I-don’t-
know-how-many martinis, this concept smacked with a sense of life I
hadn’t encountered since my stint in the Vietnam War.
I dumped some cash on the counter and clumsily headed out of
the lobby. As I exited the shelter of the hotel, I came face-to-face with
God. Nature always humbled me. In the jungle, deep within the wilderness
or on a boat far from the shore of some sea, wherever man bowed to
nature’s demands and death hid around the next bend, I saw God’s wrath
and deeply admired it.
I tried to run down the sand. Since I was watching Medusa, I
forgot to watch myself. Straight off, I was flung over by a boulder hidden
in the sand. I heard the crashing and whooshing of waves close to my ears.
Before I could right myself, I was taken by the sea; as warm and
comforting as bathwater, its ripping and thrashing quickly became
everything. As my head involuntarily popped out of the water, I heard
Medusa screaming for help. My angel, my savior. As I was heading under
and away from the shore, I was aware of that often-described
phenomena—the inescapable lightness of being, being alive now; it was
as if I was an incredible nothing—all moving parts and jumbles of reactive
brain waves. A splash of euphoric intensity ensued from letting fear, hate,
lack of love, and all the other burdens of life fall away.
PHILIP WEXLER
SETTLING
I come down
the trail eroded
by my repeated failures
to reach the summit. (cont)
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I am losing
patience with myself
and running
out of excuses.
Why bother?
I ask myself
with this
useless exercise.
a part of myself
I can no longer
Better to scavenge
in the lower
altitudes, I decide,
and dismiss
what I had
or what I was.
Wexler
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CHARLES RAMMELKAMP
PSYCHEDELIC TOAD
JUHEE LEE-HARTFORD
GRANDMOTHER’S HOUSE
Before our father left for the United States and the rest of us
moved in with his mother on Jeju Island, Grandmother’s house was my
retreat, and she was mine alone. I must have been about three or four the
first time I spent all summer long with her, running free in her rural fishing
and farming village instead of being “locked up” behind the painted sheet-
metal gates of industrialized Daegu.
On my first summer afternoon at Grandmother’s house, I stood in
the courtyard, clinging to her legs while she hung laundry. The
neighborhood kids lined up against the craggy volcanic-rock walls that
encircled us to size me up. There was a long, awkward moment. Then their
whispers broke into giggles, as they heard me say something to my
grandmother. They were laughing at my singsong Daegu dialect. I found
the courage to befriend them anyway, and by the end of the summer, I
would learn to talk like they did.
My new friends and I blazed through the courtyard while the
adults yelled at us, waving their hands in front of their faces, “Slow down!
Stop kicking up the dirt!” In the old days, Koreans did not grow grass in
their yards. Allowing any “weeds” to separate the earth from the heavens
was a sign of laziness.
Before I knew it, the summer would be over, and I would return
to my parents in Daegu, where our neighbors would mock my newfound
Jeju dialect.
“What are you saying? Those words aren’t even Korean!”
At the next break in my father’s teaching schedule, he would fly
me back to Jeju, and I would learn to speak in their tongue all over again.
My father and I had made multiple trips to Jeju by airplane before
the summer of 1978. That’s the year my siblings, our mother, and I moved
in with our grandmother, as our dad went to the United States to pursue
his doctoral degree in psychology at the University of Michigan. I turned
five that June. My sister was three, my brother, one. Our mother was
twenty-nine.
I sensed that living without Dad was especially tough on our mom,
but I trusted the grown-ups who told me that he would be back soon. Our
Little Dad and Little Mom (our dad’s one and only younger brother and
his wife) and cousins lived around the corner, across a small side street. I
had the freedom to roam the dirt roads. I didn’t have to worry about going
back to Daegu at the end of this summer, to have people laugh at me and
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In the middle of the house was a maru, a raised wooden floor built
without nails or glue, about a foot above the grade. This simple, unheated
space served as the main entry hall, meeting space, living room, and
summer room. On extremely hot nights, we even used it as a makeshift
sleeping room.
Along the front of the house, a row of sliding glass doors could
convert the wooden verandas, twitmaru, that formed a hallway outside the
bedrooms into a sunroom in the winter and an open porch in the summer.
We entered the house through the middle of these glass doors, stepping
onto a portion of the wooden floor that was notched out to expose a
threshold of bare concrete slab. That’s where we took off our shoes.
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At the left end of the house was the larger, old-fashioned kitchen
used by Grandmother. At the opposite end was the smaller, modestly
modernized one, where our mother cooked with a gas fire. Neither kitchen
had a formal sink—just stainless steel or rubber tubs, depending on the
need. For many reasons, I spent more time in our grandmother’s kitchen
than our mother’s. Grandmother preferred to cook in a traditional wood-
burning hearth, and she liked heating her rooms in the old-fashioned way.
The cooking heat from the kitchen hearth traveled through the thermal-
mass flues that ran beneath the bedroom floors, then out the chimney in
the back.
Sometimes she would put me to work.
“Here—come sit here and keep fanning the fire like this. You have
to keep feeding it with air so that it won’t die. Got it?”
The sharp smoke sweetened her barley rice and heated her
bedroom’s ondol floor at the same time. On the other side of the house,
the floor was heated with hot-water pipes that our Little Dad had installed
in the concrete slab topped with linoleum. His system gave us the option
to heat the bedroom floors by turning a valve in the wall. That determined
whether the hot water would circulate under the bedroom floor or bypass
it before arriving at the faucet. The first winter I washed my face in that
kitchen, I couldn’t help chuckling that Little Dad was actually draining the
hot water from the bedroom floor rather than boiling it in a pot. I realize
now that our mother’s kitchen converted to an indoor bathing room in
winter. We never washed up in Grandmother’s kitchen.
***
Now that we were settled into Grandmother’s house for good, or
at least until our dad returned after receiving his doctorate degree in the
United States, our typical summer morning began with our mother
bringing us our breakfast on a folding table to our grandmother’s bedroom.
Our first meal of the day usually included fresh bowls of barley
rice with some small vegetable side dishes, my favorite being the sauteed
“fernbrake” gosari seasoned with the perfect combination of soy sauce,
garlic, and sesame oil, along with leftovers from the night before. It could
be a fish soup or kimchi casserole with fatty pork. Best of all was our
grandmother’s salty and savory pollack-roe soup. On Jeju Island, seafood
became my comfort food.
We would sit on the floor, hovering over the low table and gulping
down the food as fast as we could, while our mother put away the bedding
in a storage nook camouflaged with white wallpaper. As per Korean
traditions, we lived with minimal furniture. In our grandmother’s room,
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there were only a couple of bookcases that our dad brought from Daegu.
Each storage room had a small wooden chest that we seldom touched. The
only furniture that we used often was the folding table.
On warmer days, my sister and I would wash up in one corner of
the courtyard. An outdoor washing area was designated with a concrete
pad with a curb and an exposed standing faucet. Afterward, we would tuck
our toothbrushes between the rough, black-gray volcanic rocks of the
courtyard walls that threatened to bite our knuckles if we weren’t careful.
We would dash out yelling, “We’ll be back before noon!”
We would return for lunch to escape the high sun. After a quick
wash, we would eat and linger on the wooden deulmaru platform in the
courtyard, set under the comforting canopy of the trees. Our
grandmother’s friends gathered on that platform after lunch to talk about
news and politics. President Park Chung-Hee came up often. I assumed
every country had a president-for-life. Sometimes, as I listened to the
adult’s gossip, I would sketch a dollhouse in my notebook, drawing the
front gate on the first page and other rooms in a double-page spread. Other
times, I would lie on Grandmother’s lap and look up at the trees to count
the holes between the leaves and drift into a nap.
In midafternoon, my sister, our friends, and I would stir up once
more. We were off to the streets again, yelling, “We’ll be back by
dinnertime!”
The seemingly endless summer of 1979 cooled, and the doors
were drawn more often. We still washed up in the courtyard, but more
quickly. The approaching harvest season seemed to make everyone move
at a brisker pace.
One busy fall day, my siblings and I were left home alone without
an adult. As the eldest at six years old, I needed to take care of my siblings,
who were four and two. I don’t remember the grown-ups preparing me for
this moment. People often said I seemed older than my age, how
precocious I was. Maybe Grandmother showed me where to find some
food and said what time they would be back. All the grown-ups in the
neighborhood left early and in such a hurry that it seemed as if they had
suddenly disappeared. Like a pup that could smell a storm swirling ahead,
I felt a cloud of strangeness hanging about my shoulder, as if something
unfortunate was about to happen. Maybe not today, but sometime soon.
That was the day that triggered a strange and unexpected chain of
events. It was sometime in midmorning when I happened to look toward
the backyard. There she stood, a woman in a white gown behind the twin
mounds of our great-grandparents’ graves. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I
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stood there holding my breath. I had never seen a ghost before. I could
only assume, based on what I had seen on television, that’s what she was:
a woman with long, disheveled black hair, staring through me with a
distant gaze.
I glanced over to my siblings. My sister and brother were sitting
on the floor. Their views were blocked by the wooden panels at the lower
section of the sliding doors. Their attention was on something else. They
didn’t see her. There was no need to scare them, so I kept my mouth shut.
I convinced my siblings to move into Grandmother’s room instead. Maybe
an hour had passed when we all heard a definite clanking noise in the
kitchen, as if someone had lifted the cast-iron lid from the rice pot and then
put it back down.
We stopped what we were doing and stared at each other.
“Probably a mouse,” I said. We continued to play as I tried to shut that
white silhouette out of my mind.
Later that afternoon, I told my little sister and brother, “Let’s go
over to Kyeong-Min’s house.”
Kyeong-Min and her two siblings were about our age and lived
immediately in front of us. Our grandmother’s house was tucked behind
their house with a private alleyway. I knew they were left home alone too,
but their house faced the main road, which made me feel safer that day.
As we were leaving Grandmother’s house, I spotted “the ghost”
again. When I caught her eyes, she ducked behind a wall by my Grand-
Aunt’s house. My dear God, is she following us? I didn’t know what else
to do except hope that she was just my imagination.
Finally, the grown-ups returned from the long day of harvesting.
Grandmother was starting the fire in the kitchen when she heard our
mother scream at the other end of the premises. Mother had found the
white-gowned lady hiding in the outhouse. She was not a ghost after all,
but rather a patient who had escaped from a mental institution that
morning. As Grandmother sat down at the entry veranda with the white-
gowned woman, Mother went over to our neighbor’s house to make some
phone calls. Soon enough, the authorities in dark green uniforms came to
drag her away. She didn’t want to go. She made hollow sounds with her
dry mouth wide open. She couldn’t formulate a word. How sorry I felt for
her. She hadn’t caused any harm.
The ghostly lady was gone, but I couldn’t shake the ominous
feeling that hung over me. A few days later, men with big trucks appeared
at our front road, rolling out a thick, black, sticky substance called ahs-
pal-teu—asphalt. President Park Chung-Hee’s mission to modernize
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Korea within one generation had finally reached our neighborhood, the
southern tip of his country.
“No, no, no. Don’t step in it,” they told us. “Wait until it sets.”
“But our house is across the road,” someone replied. “I have to
make dinner for my kids.”
The black tar was stuck all over our shoes, on the heels of our feet,
and the hems of our pants. It tracked all throughout the house. It was
relentless in following us everywhere. It was determined to change our
lives.
A few days later, I overheard an exchange between our Little
Mom and her friend. “Did you hear? Another person was killed on that
new road. People are just not used to it. They’re driving too fast.”
“Where was the body found? He or she?”
“She was found on the side of the road.”
“On the side? Well, then that’s clearly the driver’s fault. The car
should be driving in the middle of the road, not on the side!”
Not long afterward, our Little Dad’s dog suffered the same fate.
The road that he crossed every day had changed its shape and swallowed
his life.
The strangeness went on. Mother became ill. Her eyelids trembled
involuntarily, and her left hand and face grew numb for no reason. Our
mother couldn’t help much around the house or in the fields. I would hear
Grandmother mumble, “I knew she was too weak to be useful. That’s why
I never approved of the marriage in the first place!”
None of the doctors of Western medicine my mother visited could
find a physical cause. Most likely some form of depression, they said. Her
symptoms were a sign of a weak mind, not a weak body.
“We have no choice but to see an acupuncturist,” her mother said.
We all knew this was against our dad’s wishes, but his voice didn’t matter
when he was out of the country—studying psychology of all subjects.
Things seemed desperate.
One night, while my siblings and I were watching television at our
neighbor’s house, the door slid open. Our mother poked her head in to tell
us not to stay up too late. She was going to see an acupuncturist and would
be back late that night.
The night passed and the morning came. There was no sign of our
mother. She didn’t keep her promise that night or the next day. One of the
grown-ups informed us that our mother was in the hospital. Strange, I
thought. She had gone to see the acupuncturist. By the third day, I
overheard our aunt and uncle: “We have to go see her. They said she comes
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about the three little ones. Grandmother and Little Mom served tables and
tables of food. I wondered how they could afford to do that.
I lay in Grandmother’s room, staring at the pictures of our great-
grandfather and grandfather that hung above the door. I wondered if our
mother’s picture would join them there, but her picture, with white ribbons
diagonally placed across the top corners, was on a table with some food
and rice wine. Funny. She never cared for alcohol when she was alive. Her
black-and-white portrait was a recent passport photo enlarged to fit a
portrait-sized frame. Like all other married women, she had her hair cut
short, just below her jawline. It was permed, but not so tightly as our
grandmother’s, and feathered outward around her ears. She had hoped to
reunite with our dad in Michigan as soon as the passport arrived, but this
happened instead.
During the funeral procession, there was a long train of people
dressed in off-white hemp and white cotton clothing. At the front of the
line, several men carried the casket. The rest of us followed. I held onto a
stranger’s hand for the long walk. Some women wore crowns made of
braided hemp rope. Some wore hairpins with pieces of white cloth tied at
the end. These were symbols of mourning.
We finally arrived at the dreaded place. The rectangular trench
was ready. When they lowered the casket into the black hole, everyone
around us wailed loudly. To everyone’s disbelief, my two-year-old brother
cried, reaching hard for the casket. He must have known that our mother
was in there. Our grandmother sat down by the edge of the pit and
unwrapped the bottles of our mother’s favorite lotions. She laid them on
her casket, saying, “Here, take these. Now you can use them as much as
you want.” I knew that was her way of saying how sorry she was for giving
her a hard time.
Soon, the winter came and hardened everything, but the bedroom
floors in Grandmother’s house were hot, and we didn’t have to fold away
our blankets after we got up. When we had visitors, we offered them the
warmest spot on the floor, brought out roasted chestnuts, played card
games, and told stories.
One cold morning, our grandmother excitedly opened all the glass
doors. It was rare to see large clumps of snow on Jeju Island. We watched
the snowflakes fall while we were tucked in the warm blankets. It was the
only consolation for the absence of our mother.
Eventually, winter thawed into spring, and we got back into the
routine of washing up in the courtyard and tucking our toothbrushes into
the crevices in the stone wall. One afternoon Grandmother called us in.
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KATHY O’FALLON
THE GOLDEN GATE
for Jain
no one laughed
that you’d covered your head
with a blanket to escape
BIBHU PADHI
TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE, CUTTACK
WILLIAM E BURLESON
SCHUBERT
The young woman in the knee-length skirt and silk blouse walked
up to the bus stop. The middle-aged man in the sport coat and tie smiled
and nodded to her. She smiled back, as was her habit every morning before
catching the 7:23 bus. He was a tall man, hint of grey at the temples.
Perhaps someone with an important job, she thought. She was but an
administrative assistant, which was fine, even with her degree in English
lit going to waste. But she had plans. Learn everything she can and make
herself invaluable to her supervisor, and in that way inevitably move up in
the company. Doing it old-school, she would say to her friends.
A man with a millennial blond beard came around the corner. He
wasn’t feeling well—not at all—but he already missed two days with that
stupid cold, and he couldn’t afford to miss more. He noted that the young
woman who he saw every morning at the stop was looking especially
attractive, and wondered if she worked-out downtown somewhere. He had
been feeling pretty doughy, and he knew he needed to get back in shape,
and if she worked out at the Y or something that would be extra credit. He
thought about asking her. Why not? He knew why not. She was obviously
successful and going places, and he was a community-college drop out.
But he scolded himself for his negativity; what else is there to do but try?
But then there’s the race thing—her being black and he white—but he
knew that it was stupid to think like that, and he felt ashamed for even
going there. Then he noted the man in the sport coat and wondered what
this apparently successful man did for a living. Maybe he should talk to
him? More networking, that’s what he needed to do, or he’d be doomed to
a life of making lattes at an office building coffee shop.
The morning felt refreshingly cool to the white-haired man, who
was next to arrive at the bus stop. It was his favorite time of year. He and
his husband agreed on little of late, but they agreed that raking leaves was
something to look forward to. Sweater and soup season, they would say.
As he settled in to wait for the chronically late bus, backpack full of
seldom-used gym clothes and paperwork, he checked his iPhone for the
morning work emails. He hated doing it, but he also hated being surprised
by whatever shit-storm was erupting. He had often mused over martinis
on the back deck that you used to be able to come home at five and go to
work at eight, and the world spun along just fine. Now the double-edged
sword of technology meant work continued into the evening long after the
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office lights went out and started before he even got his first coffee in the
morning. His husband and he had dreams, but they were pipe dreams at
best, mostly involving being on some perpetual vacation with no visible
means of support. He glanced up when he heard the kid with the blond
beard say something to the young secretary-type. Did they know each
other? He couldn’t recall seeing them talk before. He knew people made
friends all the time at bus stops. He never had. He wondered if he should
say something to someone some morning. He noted the middle-aged
gentleman in the sport coat and tie as the man sat down on the bus bench.
Maybe there was someone the white-haired man could relate to. He looked
like someone with responsibilities. But the phone buzzed with a new
email, breaking his chain of thought and bringing him firmly back to work.
Knowing she was late, the woman with a long grey ponytail ran
down the block. The bus was typically behind schedule, but you never
know. The woman’s running was the speed of walking for anyone under
30, but now 65 and sporting a lifetime of banged up knees, she did what
she could. She needed surgery. She knew that, but who wants surgery?
Instead, she put it off, despite her gold-plated insurance from the DMV
where she had worked for the past 40 years. She knew she should do it
soon, though, since she was eligible for retirement at any time, and better
to do it when she was still on the clock and armed with a bucket of sick
pay. Why not go for it, both the surgery and the retirement? But she knew
why: because she was all alone. Not only would she have no one to help
her after the surgery, she would have nothing to do if she retired. She felt
stuck in her Mobius strip of a life, but that didn’t stop her from wanting
more, to get fixed up, move to Phoenix, join a book club, take up
knitting—something.
The bus was only a block away, and people began their digging in
pockets and shuffling toward the curb, lining up rather neatly. As the bus
pulled up, a young woman with dyed-red hair and carrying a banged-up
black violin case ran at a track-and-field pace from down the block,
stopping short right behind the blond-bearded man. She was relieved—no
way she could she be late again. She had gotten reamed out the last time
by both her first-hour teacher and the principal, and she sure didn’t want
to take that crap again. Besides, it was a privilege to go to the conservatory,
and she should do better, as she was told and told. Her parents had moved
to the city from Guatemala, and neither of them had a high school diploma
or barely even spoke English, and here she was, a high school senior
learning the violin from the best. Still, she was tired, tired of practice, tired
of expectations, tired of being the perfect daughter.
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The bus door opened, and the same old 7:23 crew filed on past the
big, sour bus driver—first the woman with the long grey ponytail, the
white-haired man in the suit on the iPhone, the young woman wearing a
skirt, and then the millennial guy with the blond beard, before the young
violinist finally stepped up and waved her card.
The new riders settled down randomly throughout the double bus,
and as it pulled away, each noted to themselves that the distinguished man
in the sport coat and tie that rode the bus with them every morning was
still sitting on the bench.
*
The next morning, the man in the blond beard rounded the corner
to the bus stop. He was feeling a lot better; one because his cold was almost
gone, and two, because the morning before he had initiated a conversation
about health clubs with the attractive girl. He came early to the stop hoping
she might be there. She wasn’t. But he noted the man sitting on the bench.
Weird—coming home the night before after a long day of slinging lattes,
he had noticed the man sitting in that very spot, and he was pretty sure he
hadn’t gotten on the bus that morning, either. Too weird. No way he was
there for the last 24 hours; that’s impossible.
Next up was the white-haired man wearing an autumn-colored
sweater vest and a wool jacket. As he crossed the street, he saw the man
sitting on the bench, legs crossed, looking forward. He, too, had noticed
him the previous evening, sitting there. The white-haired man looked
around, and his only other company was the usual young guy who needed
a Groomsman. He looked down the street for the bus, which wasn’t in
sight. It must be nothing, he thought. He simply went to work the day
before some other way, and here he was, as always. And last night—that
was really him last night, right? It was dark, after all. It must be my
imagination, he concluded. He smiled; the thought of spending the day
sitting at the bus stop was tempting, to just sit down and let the bus go by
and skip work. Very tempting.
The young administrative assistant arrived, and before she could
collect her thoughts or notice the man on the bench, the man with the blond
beard asked if the Y had a track, continuing a discussion they had the
morning before. She wasn’t sure how she felt about it. He was kind of cute
and seemed nice, but she was tired of relationships for the moment, having
just broken up with this guy who seemed to not know the difference
between fact and fiction. But still, the blond man seemed okay, and it was
just conversation.
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Running as best she could, the woman with the long grey ponytail
hustled to the stop. She thought nothing of the man on the bench, having
forgotten about the morning before and not having noticed him the
previous evening.
The teen, dressed in all black and carrying her usual violin case,
walked up, proud that she wasn’t running behind for once, even though
she was tired from practicing late the night before for a recital Monday.
Was it all worth it? she wondered. After all, wanting to play violin for a
major orchestra was like wanting to play for the NBA. She saw the bus a
block away. She paid no attention to the man on the bench.
The bus pulled up and they filed on. Last to board was the
administrative assistant. She looked behind her at the man on the bench as
the door closed and the bus pulled out.
*
Friday morning came, and so did the rain. Not hard, just miserable,
drizzly rain. The white-haired man walked toward the corner, trench coat
lose, umbrella in hand, Totes on shoes. He ruminated over the fight he had
with his husband the night before. His husband had made him dinner, and
it was ruined by the time he got home late. He should have texted, but for
some reason he couldn’t admit he was wrong. At the corner, there was the
man in the sport coat and tie, soaking wet, sitting on the bench. The white-
haired man stopped and stared. He had seen the man in the sport coat in
that very spot the evening before. Was that two days in a row?
The woman with the long grey hair walked up ahead of schedule.
First she saw the white-haired man looking the wrong way for the bus. She
followed his eyes to the wet man on the bench. What the…? Did that guy
sit on that bench all night?
The administrative assistant, wearing a colorful shiny raincoat,
arrived and saw her fellow 7:23 busers. That guy! He was still there! No
way!
The blond man with a beard walked up and said hello to her. He
had been disappointed the morning before when she didn’t sit next to him,
but never say die. That guy! Everyone was looking at that guy! Just then,
the bus pulled up early. As if through muscle memory, they each filed on
patiently, folding up umbrellas, shaking rain off coats, and looking behind
them at the man on the bench. They each considered if there was
something someone should do—something they should do—before
settling in with their books and phones.
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As the bus left, the young conservatory student ran up. “Shit!” She
stomped her feet, turned, and started her walk back home, determined to
whine to her dad until he gave her a ride to school.
*
Weekends were way too short for the man with the blond beard.
When would he make an effort to find a decent job? He knew he needed
to go college again, something. But that thought disappeared as he arrived
at the stop to find the young administrative assistant already there. He said
hi. She nodded as if to point with her head, and he saw the man in the sport
coat sitting on the bench. He looked terrible, rumpled and soiled, with wet
leaves in his lap. His shoes were missing.
“Do you think he’s been here all weekend?” the man with the
blond beard whispered.
The administrative assistant shrugged.
The white-haired man crossed the street, and, not taking his eyes
off the man on the bench, moved over toward the other two 7:23
passengers. “Wow,” he whispered.
The grey-haired woman walk-ran up and stopped at the bench. She
looked at the three standing in a group, and then to where they were all
looking. “Good morning,” she said to the filthy man on the bench.
“Good morning,” he replied.
She looked around at everyone again, before asking, “You have a
few leaves on you there.”
He gazed off in the distance and said nothing.
“Everything going okay?”
He remained inscrutable.
She looked again at the other three and back to the man. Just a
few days ago he was normal, or at least seemed normal. Should she do
something? But what? It wasn’t like she was a social worker or something.
If working at the DMV teaches you anything, it’s to mind your own
business.
The administrative assistant felt like she had to do something. She
walked over as if crossing a minefield and sat on the far end of the bench,
looking at the man with concern. “Good morning,” she said.
“Good morning to you,” he said, eyes forward.
She looked back at all the other 7:23 riders, and back at the man.
“What’s going on?”
He nodded, still without looking at anyone. “I’m waiting for the
bus.”
“Monday comes fast, doesn’t it?”
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He remained still.
The bus arrived, and no one knew what to do. But the white-haired
man had a meeting first thing, the man with the blond beard was due at
Starbucks, the DMV opened at 8:30, and the administrative assistant was
expected at eight and was very conscientious about that. So they all filed
on, one at a time, the administrative assistant last. She said to the driver as
she scanned her card, “Say, there’s a man back there, sitting on the
bench.…”
“He bother you?” the big, saggy-faced bus driver said, looking at
her breasts.
“No, it’s not that. I think there’s something wrong with him. I
think he’s had some sort of break. You know, with reality.”
“Mm-hmm. I’ll report it.”
This time she sat down next to the man with the blond beard.
“Wow,” she said.
He looked out the window at the man in the sport coat as they
pulled away. He wished he had done something. She did. She tried. What
kind of man was he? “That guy is crazy,” he said, instantly regretting it.
But the administrative assistant didn’t think anything about what
he said; she was focused on the fact that the bus driver didn’t call anyone.
Maybe he would at the end of the route? But she knew he wouldn’t. She
wondered why she didn’t do more. She could have helped him last week,
and now look at him; he didn’t even have shoes. What if he’s there in the
evening again? She decided that if he were, she would call someone. She
became mad at herself for not doing it moments before. So what if she
were late? If that’s all it takes to set her career back, then who needs it.
As the bus pulled away, the white-haired man felt his iPhone
vibrate, but he ignored it in favor of looking out the window at the man.
Could that be him someday? Sitting on a bench, wet, filthy, and shoeless?
The way things were going, it wasn’t hard to imagine. He decided that he
would talk to his husband. That’s what he would do. First, apologize. And
then maybe they could talk about making a change. Maybe consult, maybe
even the bed-and-breakfast in Tuscany they always dreamt about.
The woman with the long grey hair sat on the other side of the bus
and didn’t look at the man on the bench. She teared up and decided that
this would be the day she would turn in her retirement papers.
Back at the stop, the high school student carrying her violin case
ran up in time to see the back of the bus from two blocks away.
“Fuck!” She yelled, and stamped her Doc Martins. She flopped
down on the bench, violin case in her lap. “I can’t believe I missed it
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again,” she said to the man in the dirty sport coat. She leaned forward,
peering up the street as if the 7:43 bus would appear a good nineteen
minutes early. She leaned back and gave the man the once-over. “You look
like shit. Did you sleep out here all weekend?”
He smiled, still looking off into some private distance.
“I’m going to be sleeping outside if I get expelled.” She looked
around, leaned forward again, and rested her elbows on her knees.
“Is that a violin?” the man said.
She wondered how he knew that, given he had yet to look at her.
“Yeah.” She told him about her parents and how proud they were of her
and how she hoped someday she could play for an orchestra, but she knew
that she was likely looking at a job at “Starbucks or—best case—as an
administrative assistant or something.”
“Don’t give up your dreams too easily.”
“OKAY, Boomer.” But she smiled and knew he was right.
There they sat, both squinting in the morning sun, while leaves of
red and yellow, brittle and crisp, blew around their feet.
“Why are you sitting out here?” she asked.
“I don’t know. I guess because I’m not getting on that bus
anymore.”
She didn’t know what to say, but, “OK.”
He turned to look at her. His eyes were bloodshot. “Would you
play for me?”
“Here?”
He nodded.
She looked around and shrugged. She opened her case and took
out her violin. She tuned it briefly, took a big breath, and started playing.
He smiled. “Ah, Schubert, String Quintet in C Major.”
She stopped. “You know it?” She resumed playing, and beautiful
notes floated over the corner, bright, colorful notes that spoke of life itself.
He leaned back, face up to the sun.
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Keziah:
Our baby girl’s birth was not an easy one. She lingered low
inside my womb for days and nights. Stubborn. Defiant even.
Willfully against a world she someday would come to know.
The midwife and her sister arrived singing to comfort me
sweet gospel hymns I recalled from those church Sundays.
“Push. Push.” My baby girl loosened her grip upon my womb
and entered this world squalling up a storm, telling us of her own pain.
David and I, we named our baby Gwendolyn Elizabeth—the tigress, the fierce.
David:
I hear Gwendolyn's voice at birth coming on strong.
We wanted her to own her mother’s gift for music,
hoped for the songs already to live inside her, to imitate the sound
of Kezzie playing Mozart or Haydn on our old upright piano
while she floated in the waters of her belly.
My poppa never lived to greet his grandbaby, my father,
a brave man who fled his destiny of chains and slavery
to join the Union Army and fight in the Civil War.
Poppa would have been so proud of our infant girl.
Keziah:
Washed clean of my blood, she nursed at my swollen breast,
lapped the milk of our songs. Baptized in holy and sanctifying grace,
at home, sleeping in my arms, she seemed to know all wisdom.
Gifted of a thought deep and wide as the waters of the Kaw
or the watershed of Shunganunga Creek, she was moistened
with our kisses as we celebrated her born day, already knowing
whom she might become—so beauteous of regard, so righteous of
language.
Preston
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A DREAM
Where the snow blinding, white lay cross the fields so thick and deep
we could step thigh high into a drift and the sharp red glint
of a redbird’s wing flashed above our bowed heads.
Or while jogging up the mountain road one night during spring thaw,
our eyes barely perceived that dark place at roadside
where a grizzly she bear spied our footfall from the shadows.
Up the mountain path to our cabin nestled on a hillside (cont)
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GERALD PATRICK
DO YOU REMEMBER?
The noise was oddly cheerful, a kind of unmelodic fanfare announcing his
arrival. He shuffled in, looked about; vestiges of events from the distant
past crouched in the corners of the room, beckoning. He felt tentative at
first but regained his composure in time to present himself to the interior
with what he hoped was an air of some dignity. He offered an enigmatic
little smile to the pleasant-looking woman behind the counter, who
immediately recognized him.
“Hey Charlie, good to see you. It’s been quite a while.”
This was Gladys, whom he had known rather well in earlier days,
though she had since become almost a stranger. Gladys. Glad. Seems to
suggest a joyful person, Bonnie equals good, Dolores equals sad. As a
child he was often teased by his father, who told the boy that he was named
after an old friend of his—Charlemagne.
A response was forming grudgingly in Charlie’s mind but did not
take shape in time for expression. Maintaining the fragile smile he eyed a
free table in the corner.
“Take a seat. Anywhere’s okay. Will you have your usual?”
“What’s that?”
“You know; BLT on wheat toast. That’s what you’ve been
ordering for seventeen years now.”
“BLT. I guess that’s bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Sounds pretty
good. You make that?”
“Sure do. Same as always. You never fail to rave over it—
especially when I toss in a little extra mayo.”
“Well, yes, that sounds fine, though I can’t say that I’m very
hungry. Had a late…breakfast. Maybe I shouldn’t have come.”
He took a seat and was soon facing an absurdly large glass of iced
tea—refills on the house. Somewhere in the back of his mind he noted that
he would need to make sure he knew where the bathroom was located.
“The sandwich will be along in a few minutes.”
The sandwich came as promised, and Charlie did indeed enjoy it,
as he had been told he would—as he always did. But halfway through he
faltered, then quit.
“Can’t you manage anymore? C’mon Charlie, you need to keep
up your strength.”
“I know; that’s what Henry keeps telling me, but I just don’t have
as much appetite as I used to. Anyways, that half will do me fine for
breakfast tomorrow—maybe even tonight’s supper.”
“A half a BLT ain’t no supper, friend, no matter how good it may
be.”
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when he got back to the house, and would never know whether his dad
realized that his little escapade was strictly forbidden.
Somehow Charlie found his way home, though at the last street
corner he was unsure which way to turn, which gave him quite a fright.
When he came in Henry was waiting for him, livid.
“Dad, where have you been? I was getting ready to call the
police.”
“Well, I just went out for lunch, you know, like we always do.”
“What we always do is I go with you so you don’t get lost or
something. You had me worried sick!”
“I see. I mean, I didn’t realize…. I’m sorry, Henry.”
“It’s okay. I guess nothing bad happened. But please, Dad, not
again. Not by yourself. That’s why I’m here.”
“I know that’s why you’re here, and I’m truly grateful. But
y’know, a man needs his freedom—at least a little bit of freedom. Even an
old man like me.”
“Freedom is fine, Dad, but so is safety. In your condition, frankly
you have to be cautious. It’s the only way to stay alive.”
“Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth it….”
“What? What do you mean by that?”
“I guess I was being stupid. Yes, of course I must be careful, and
cautious, and safe, even if it costs me my freedom.”
“That’s a deal, Dad. I know it’s not what you would prefer, but
it’s the only sensible choice.”
“Yes, you’re right. Not again. I promise, Henry. I’ll try to
remember.”
That evening, after supper, both were quieter than usual. Charlie
was dealing with his embarrassment, his shame, his confusion at having
hurt his devoted son. But if he was honest with himself, he saw that there
was also resentment—a feeling of being overprotected, even infantilized.
Henry was getting over—not so much anger, but anxiety. And
actually there was a tinge of irritation at his father for having caused him
such needless distress.
At times like these, when there was little being said, he felt more
than ever the loss of his mother, as well as the longing to know his dad
more deeply, to understand him at last. Yet he knew that this would never
again be possible, in the usual sense. Charlie was becoming almost an
alien, and Henry knew it would only get worse. He had become foolish,
and rebellious to boot. Worrisome reflections.
But Charlie could still pull a surprise or two. Though he had
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EMILY-SUE SLOANE
THE LAST GAS STATION
coming across
a bleached-bone
skull half buried
in the desert and
waiting for the wind
to whistle a new chapter
in the old story of towns
rising and falling
with the next traveling show
Sloane
A MOMENT OF GRACE
carrying a message
of peace and even joy
to an uncertain young heart
hidden in the shadows
Had I known
what grief would come
I’d have held more tightly
to the moment
Sloane
A NICKEL APIECE
MORNING WALK
Perhaps I should have dressed
this morning for a hike
on the moors in Devon
Rain ensemble
jacket and pants
shiny and noisy
like the snowsuits
our mothers yanked
over cordoroys
before ushering us out
to build forts and a family
of roly-poly, carrot-nosed people
who would later melt
into memory
Protection against
dawn’s mizzle
Not rain, you couldn’t
call it drizzle, neither
was it fog exactly, though
fog was surely there
More like walking
inside clouds
where cows you hear
lowing in the distance
rise up to block (cont)
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warming hands
to shed that outer skin
for the trail walk back
through wildflowers,
over stiles and across
broad swaths of green
high above a craggy coast
Sloane
ROBERT L PENICK
BEATING BACK THE NIGHT
MARY LEWIS
STAYS ON THE RIVER
I hadn’t been on the river in years, and then only in inner tubes.
There was that summer when Tyler was ten and he and his buds wanted to
tube every weekend, and I obliged as the adult presence. They loved to
ram into each other like bumper cars, hang on like each black tube was a
segment of some enormous water caterpillar, then come apart for the
rapids, and see who could go fastest down the rapids without capsizing in
the foam.
Now Marcy and I and two other women stood at the bridge on
Pole Line Road, each with a kayak, mine a rental. I’d never tried this
before but I put in like the rest of them.
Marcy got this group together, and I couldn’t let her down. She
feels so bad for what happened to me, and maybe this will make it better,
and I won’t have to hear so much about it anymore. Kayla I knew from
aerobics class; she was a conversation filler who loved to talk in the locker
room about her paleo diet and awesome BMI. Carrie I didn’t know: she
ran a greenhouse, and that’s how Marcy knew her, since she supplied
flowers for the weddings Marcy planned.
A warm day in July, light breeze, birds singing, nothing to worry
about. Three women who knew how to handle these skittish beasts, and
me. To them a dead tree snagging from one bank was no big whoop, but I
had to concentrate all the time, how to stroke hard enough to slant away,
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Marcy came up behind us, and we three lazed in the current that
made a slow movie of the passing bank laced with roots laid bare by the
river, dangling long grass from the last flood. Kayla started in on gluten
and fasting, and that pulled Marcy right in. I’d heard it before, low carb,
no carb, paleo this, vegan that, and I let it move along like the stream, and
managed something snarky: “Give me a good hunk of broccoli and I’m
happy, though recently I’ve come to think of tater tots as a food group.”
All this time Carrie was way ahead, but I could see her land on the
next island, and decided to find out what she was looking at. She hadn’t
said much this whole trip, and that would be fine by me.
“What do you think she’s looking at?” I asked the other two.
Kayla said, “That’s Carrie for you, always finding something in
the muck.
“I’m going over to see.”
Marcy reached over to slap my kayak on the rear. “Sure honey,
it’ll do you good.”
I didn’t want to look at what I knew would be her puppy dog eyes,
even though they were well intentioned, and I struck out.
It felt good to paddle on my own, to make my boat go right or left
with so little effort. I could get into this.
I moved a little ways down the beach, and Carrie came along.
“You have to be stealthy.”
This time I came up with three or four and could feel them tickle
my palm.
Carrie reached for my wrist, “Do you mind?” But she didn’t wait
for my answer. While she steadied my hand, she took out a small lens, like
the kind jewelers use. “Little buggers still lively, want to see?”
I looked through the tiny circle of glass, but couldn’t focus, and I
let them slip away.
“Here, I’ll scoop some up so you can hold the lens.”
I held the lens but all I could see were tiny blurs of movement in
her palm.
“Hold it close to your eye, then move your whole head closer.”
I could pretend I’d seen it, and that would be the end, but she kept
holding her hand up for me. So I gave it another try, but it still wouldn’t
work.
“Hey you two, you going to join us?” Kayla’s voice, just off shore.
Sure, we could do that, then I’d be off the hook, but Carrie hailed
back, “Hold on a bit, we’ve got something cool.”
“It’s alright Carrie, I can see it well enough without.”
Carrie cocked her head and gave me a look from under a lock of
wet hair.
The sun beat on the back of my neck, and I wanted to splash water
on to cool off. The only way to get her to stop looking at me that way, was
to keep trying, so I did, with the lens so close to my face my eyelashes ran
into it, and then I moved my head close to her hand.
Then, a sudden moment of focus, with all those tiny legs beating
like mad, but then I lost it.
“Keep trying, you’ll get it.”
I heard Kayla’s boat scrape on the gravel nearby. “I guess we
could have a snack or something, unless you want to eat river muck.”
Now that I’d seen it once, I wanted more, so I kept at it, ignoring
the kink in my neck. I also wanted to honor Carrie’s still hand, held out in
midair for me.
Marcy’s voice out on the water. “I’m doing circles here, which is
great fun, but we do have a ways to go, girls.”
I wanted to glance at Carrie’s face, with the smirk that had to be
there, but more than that I wanted to see those delicate feathery feet again
in the lens.
The focus came again, longer this time. “I see them.”
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We all sat on the gravel beach of the little island, and I let my feet
dangle in the water, toes curling into the soft muck.
“The water’s so warm here, compared to the river,” I said.
“Sure where it gets to be still and only two inches deep.” Carrie
passed around a bag of peanuts.
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Kayla had something under her butt, so it looked like she was
sitting on a little chair in some studio ready for the photographer. “Ever do
a sauna, Jordan? Really relaxes me and gets rid of all those toxins.”
Sure and sad memories. That’d work.
She kept on. “You know how in Africa, some places I think, the
women get together and wail when someone dies?”
And then, before anyone could answer, Kayla sat up tall and put
her hands up by her ears like some evangelical in church, and made a little
moaning sound.
And wouldn’t you know, Marcy joined her, but it didn’t last long,
and the sound trailed off.
I had to say something. “Look, you’re all very kind, but we can
just hang out, you know. That’s better than tiptoeing around me all the
time.”
But Kayla made such long face I said, “OKAY,I’ll wail with you
if it would make you all feel better.”
Kayla grabbed my arm, in a nice way. “No, Jordan, we want to
make you feel better.”
“I know, and that’s wonderful. So OKAY,how do you do this
wailing thing?”
Kayla shifted her log or whatever it was and composed her face,
like a teacher might. “Well, it’s a high-pitched thing, that wobbles a lot,
like this.”
“I should be in some kind of burka, shouldn’t I?”
But I gave it a try, and so did Marcy, and even Carrie. It sounded
pretty good, and I wondered what the birds thought of us, like that
kingfisher that looped down into the water right in front of us.
Then we faded out and listened to the river.
Marcy let out a deep breath. “Not so bad I thought.”
“Could have used a little more volume,” I said.
“Maybe we need to warm up like for choir practice.” Kayla would
know about that.
I laughed, and then everyone else did, as though that gave them
permission.
Despite how weird this was, I had to admit something was going
on between us.
But why didn’t Carrie take part?
Kayla must have wondered too. “So Carrie, you’ve got a nice
singing voice, why not join in?
Carrie sat with her arms around her knees rocking a little back and
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forth. “Thinking another angle, you know this goes on in nature, like with
coyotes.”
She shifted to a crouch and then to all fours. I expected to see her
ears grow hair and points, as she started low and soft, then scaled up to a
long whoo woo oooh that made me wonder how she could do it all in one
breath. When she stopped, I picked up with a little call, and the others
joined. It felt so awkward I almost stopped, but the rest were right there,
so I kept on. When one stopped, another kept going, or if we all stopped,
one of us started up again. The stream of sound was like a wire strung from
bank to bank, taut, thin, strong, that held us all up. Even when it did end,
the memory of that sound tugged with a power that drew out sobs so deep
I thought there’d be nothing left of me. I don’t like groups hugs, but this
time, it was all I had.
In that warm salty dark of our center, there were words, but I don’t
know what they were, it didn’t matter. I was not the only one sobbing my
heart out.
When we fell apart, it was like we didn’t know what to do next.
And then Marcy said we needed more than snacks right now, and we got
into our real lunches, sandwiches, apples, lemonade, chips.
“You know Tyler loved the river,” I said.
“Yes, we know.” Like a Greek chorus.
“He should be here and not me.”
Carrie, sitting next to me, put her arm around me. I thought it
would be Marcy. The difference was, Carrie didn’t say anything.
I started rocking and she stayed with me. An eagle screeched. The
soft gurgle of the river hitting a rock midstream. I scooped up some more
muck because I needed those little creatures in the palm of my hand again.
DIANA DONOVAN
SELF-HELP
I remember you said, The stories we tell ourselves aren’t always true
as if I wouldn’t do the right thing—put the pieces where they belong,
as if you’d known all along that we were half-mirage.
CAROLYN JABS
CHEMISTRY
SHADOW
TECH SUPPORT
WEEK END
JANICE E RODRÍGUEZ
GO WEST
Used to take, she thought, and began to chant again: “No more
pencils, no more books, no more teacher’s dirty looks.”
Remembering how many of her colleagues had given her dirty looks
when she resigned her position as teacher of tenth- and eleventh-grade
English, Becca mentally rearranged the apostrophe—teachers’, not teacher’s.
“They’re just jealous,” Maria told her the day after her resignation
was made public. They were standing in the school office, Becca clearing
out her mailbox and Maria ordering a set of prisms for her physics class.
“You think?” Becca asked.
“Trust me.”
“I always do.”
Janet, the vice principal’s secretary, agreed. “You’re the number
one topic of gossip in the teachers’ lounge. You ignore them. It’s just sour
grapes. Get out now, while you can. Have an adventure while you’re
young. God knows you can’t do that at my age.”
“I’m twenty-eight. That’s not exactly young anymore. I have two
gray hairs now,” Becca said, running a hand through the honey-brown hair
at her temple.
Janet snorted. “We’ll talk again when you’re sixty. For now, I say
you’re young, and I also say that Maria and I are throwing you a farewell party.”
The other teachers, jealous or not, showed up for the party and the
free food. The principal gave a short and obviously recycled speech about
the joys of teaching and the sadness of moving on. Becca opened a card,
signed by all, that held the regulation English teacher present—a gift card
from a bookstore. Janet presented her a compass to guide her on her
adventures. Maria bought her a pair of cute and flirty pajamas to wear in
case she met someone special on those adventures.
Zipping over the highway through the sweltering heat, Becca already
missed Janet and Maria, but not enough to turn around and go back to her old
life. She strained to reach the accelerator pedal, lamenting that so little in the
world was built for short people like her, and managed to keep the van moving
up the offramp. She began to chant again: “No more pencils….”
No more outdated books with pages that were dog-eared and
whose spines were held together with duct tape. No more empty supply
closet. No more reprimands from the vice principal about the number of
photocopies she made. No more tacky fund-raisers to get enough money
to take a busload of students to the Shakespeare festival. No more
flickering, buzzing fluorescent tube in the teachers’ lounge.
She pulled onto the Pennsylvania Turnpike, and her stomach
lurched at the sudden clarity that she was really leaving her life behind.
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Becca wished that she had been at the farm instead of with Mr. Ex
during those two summers, for they were the last of Aunt Opal’s life. The
funeral, closed casket at Aunt Opal’s request, was standing room only and
was attended by nearly every one of the five hundred citizens of
Haasenville. Pastor Mark’s eulogy was heartfelt. He stood by Becca in the
narthex of the Saint Matthew’s Lutheran on that unseasonably hot day in
June as the Haasenvillers poured out of the sanctuary to offer her teary
condolences and damp hugs before filing grimly out the back door and up
the hill to the cemetery.
There was a social in fellowship hall after the burial, a typical
Haasenville spread—cubes of cheese with yellow mustard for dipping,
sliced ring bologna, ham sandwiches with butter, potato salad, pickled red
beet eggs, iced tea, and the achingly sweet red punch that was served for
the children but that Aunt Opal had loved her whole life long.
Within an hour, everyone was as loose tongued and happy as if
the punch had been spiked, and tales of Aunt Opal flew around the room
to uproarious laughter: Opal Weaver as a teenager, riding her family’s only
bicycle in the rain with an umbrella because it was her day to ride, and she
wasn’t going to pass up the chance. Opal Weaver painting the mudroom
door in her underpants because she didn’t want to ruin a perfectly good
pair of old overalls when no one would see her behind the house, only
someone did, because everyone in town knew about it. Opal Weaver,
barefoot in her kitchen garden, a long cotton skirt pulled up between her
knees and tucked into the front of her waistband, her hair in a skinny,
snow-white braid, hollering at marauding chipmunks. Opal Weaver’s
bicentennial American flag afghan, too good to throw away but too ugly
to display, rolled up in the back of the station wagon in case she came
across the bleeding victim of a traffic accident. Opal Weaver consulting
the phases of the moon, the almanac, and her bunions to decide which
crops to plant in the good, flat fields on the east side of her land.
The reading of her will took place at the Distelfink, the only
restaurant in town, which sat in the center of the main street in a historic
brick building, with Leibensperger’s hardware on one side and the post
office on the other.
As she entered the dim restaurant, Becca was feeling dislocated
from her feelings, as if she were watching a movie of herself. Kate, whom
Becca thought she recognized from childhood, looked up from her
bookkeeping behind the bar. She pointed Becca toward a table by the
oversized stone hearth.
Christopher Franz, the attorney for Aunt Opal and everyone else
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in town, rose from the table and walked across the dining room to shake
Becca’s hand. He had thin, graying hair and an ample frame reined in by
a seersucker suit. His ruddy face and bolo tie—she couldn’t remember if
she had ever seen someone wear one before in real life—added to the aura
of gentleman farmer who did a little lawyering on the side.
“Mr. Franz,” Becca said.
He motioned for her to sit. “Call me Stoffel. Everybody does. You
know Pastor Mark here, of course, and you might remember these two fine
ladies. Doris Yoder, member of the board of supervisors, our postmistress,
and treasurer of the Grange.”
Becca shook her hand. She tried to reconcile the gray-haired old
woman at the table with her memory of the poodle-permed brunette who
ran the post office fifteen years earlier.
“And this is my sister-in-law, Emma,” Stoffel said.
Becca didn’t remember Emma but nodded a greeting.
Stoffel snaked a thick pink finger under the flap of the envelope
that contained the will. Becca’s mind, overwhelmed by the still-fresh pain
of losing Aunt Opal and the joy at hearing her remembered so fondly by
her neighbors that day, went blank. Only when Stoffel went back to
summarize the document in plain English did she realize how Aunt Opal
had disposed of her property—a sizeable donation to Saint Matthew’s, a
smaller donation to the Grange, and the farm and everything on it to Becca.
Stoffel called to Kate and ordered cherry pie and coffee for everyone.
“I know that this is a confusing time,” Emma said, reaching across
the table to pat Becca’s arm. “So I’ve taken the liberty of drafting this ad
for you.”
“Selling now is a good idea, Becca,” Stoffel added. “Did you
know Emma’s a real estate agent? Moonlights at the county’s historical
society, too. Hey, you two have that in common! You’re a history teacher,
right?”
“English,” Becca corrected.
“Well, I better not make any grammar mistakes in front of you!”
Stoffel said.
“You’re safe. School’s out for summer.”
Emma pushed a paper across the table. “Like Stoffel says, you
should put it on the market soon, because it’s taking money from the estate
to pay for upkeep. You know—real estate taxes, electric, heating. And this
kind of property sells best in summer.”
“À la mode for everyone?” Kate asked as she poured coffee.
“Nothing for me,” Becca replied, taking the paper that Emma slid
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B MISTY WYCOFF
COTTAGE LOAF
April 2022
Wycoff
HALLOWEEN MASC
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man.
When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”―Bette Davis
PANCAKES OR WAFFLES
“Why fade these children of the spring? born but to smile & fall.”
–The Book of Thel, Wm. Blake
VICTOR OKECHUKWU
DYING TO TELL THE TALE
Mama was cleaning the kitchen while I stood at the door. I was
quiet for a while, and I wanted to understand why my neighbour had said
my father was mad, so I said, “How did my father die?”
She turned to me and was a bit shaken by my inquisitiveness.
“What would that do for you?” She replied.
“I just want to know more about him,” I said looking at her brown
eyes.
She continued with what she was doing, and after a long time she
said, “He died of a cerebral hemorrhage at the age of forty-two.”
I was dumb and afraid to ask another question.
That night I couldn’t sleep. I rolled on my bed till I felt like doing
something. I walked into my father’s reading room, and the only remaining
articles there were his desk and chair. My mother had auctioned other
things.
I sat on the leather chair. Imagined my father and what he would
be doing at that time. It was 11:47 pm. I tried to avoid morbid thoughts.
We lived comfortably, but could poverty cause harm to the brain? How
dangerous is poverty? I shivered, staring at the ceiling. The flat expanse of
white. Easy to space out. I felt the silence as a tangible thing, heavy and
smoldering. I got tired when no thoughts came. Rain blew against the
window glass. I dozed off.
The next morning, my mother woke me up. She was angry with
me for trying to dig into the past.
“I wanted to know more about my father,” I said.
“Do you know what it means to me?” she asked. “How do you
expect me to live now.”
“What mama?” I said, “What happened? What are you afraid of?”
“Nothing.” She said, then walked to the triangular window, “It’s
only I’m afraid you would be like him.”
I was speechless. She gazed at me for a while.
“Yes, if you can’t graduate from the university at the age of
twenty-eight, you’re sure to grow old being a jobless man because no one
would like to employ a ‘foolish beast’.”
“I don’t understand,” I said.
“How will you understand when I’ve told you to stop asking
questions,” she said, “He wasted his time writing while he earned what
couldn’t feed a rat.”
I couldn’t hold my boiling anger. I was growing insane and I had
to leave the house for a walk.
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I walked around the community for over half an hour. Feeling the
oppressive heaviness of the burning sun roasting my black skin, and each
drop of sweat that rolled down from my forehead caused anguish in my
soul. It was as though there was something in me that was becoming the
“foolish beast” that my mother talked about. I didn’t want to go meet Tolu
because I felt like being lonely.
I love the village trees and their natural scent. I crouched under a
mango tree. My mouth was dry. I spent half an hour listening to the Pied-
crows as they hovered around the tree like bees. One crow cawed. It was
joined by another until it sounded as if hundreds of crows were on the tree.
I love to watch them. But I began to regret my life; the life of a bastard is
a desperate one. I just wished things were a little bit different. How could
I be at the university for nine years? If at twenty-eight I’m still an
undergraduate reading a four-year course, then what’s wrong with me?
But, it wasn’t my fault; lecturers had begun another nationwide
strike for the tenth time since I gained admission, and I didn’t know what
was wrong with my country’s system. Each time they called off a six-
months strike two months into the semester, they were already into another
one. The present strike action was just two weeks before my final exams.
A few of my friends became angry and dropped out, and I was afraid of
doing the same because I didn’t know how my mother would live with it.
Anyway, when I returned, I didn’t eat my lunch or dinner.
Previously, when I got angry with her superstitions, I locked myself in my
room for hours. Or I took my earphone into my ear and then turned on the
volume of my phone music player. But when I returned I felt different. I
felt something I have never felt in nine years. Like a sense of uselessness,
an accident waiting to happen, a fool oblivious of walking close to his own
grave.
I wonder what a beast resembles because it seems that my father
was also a beast. So when I got home I had to look at his photograph again.
He had an oily brown face with black lips, and his ear was big, his round
chin had holes like dots and his forehead had wrinkle lines. His eyes
glittered and his nostrils flared like a cat preparing for battle. But I didn’t
want to believe I look like him.
* * * *
Some days it was hard to do anything. Even eating seemed like
too much trouble. I’d lie in bed and stare at nothing, and hours would pass
in a flash. Then the next thing I knew, my mother would be calling me for
dinner. I felt nothing. Blank. It was painful.
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ARTHUR RUSSELL
THE CAR WASH
CHECKOUT MAN
See them come to work still drunk from the night before
while you spent your summers at summer camp
learning to smoke pot behind the bunkhouse.
Get paid the same net $1.25/hour the men get
with the difference that they are living on it
and you are saving up to buy a Sony
stereo music system to play Carole King’s Tapestry.
SUMMER AFTERNOON
along the carpet rolls of pebbled roofing cold and thaw left leaking.
I watched him swab the tar around the skylights and scuppers,
and asked him about his life, what he wanted, why he worked at the car wash.
It was my boss’s son privilege to do so.
He said he didn’t care what work he did, the older men were drunks
who wasted their money on the numbers. He jabbed his blackened mop
When the sealant was used up, we sat on the parapet where the roof
looked out over Konwaler’s Drugs to the white brick row houses on East 8th Street.
We smoked unfiltered cigarettes. Below us, the cars turned into the car wash.
I asked him why he hadn’t come to work the day before.
He said he’d hung out with his moms, his sister and her son all morning
and waited for a girl all afternoon at the entrance to the Union Avenue station.
(cont)
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He’d talked to her the night before, but he didn’t know where she lived,
only that she worked in Manhattan and got off at five.
with his hair picked to a smooth dome and a cigarette dangling from his mouth,
passing a calm hour with one foot up on the rail around the subway entrance.
I started to tell him about the woman in Syracuse who’d cheated on her husband
with me, but he showed no interest.
Russell
PLANT LIFE
ELEANOR LERMAN
THE ALCOHOLIC MARIANNES
was too heartsick about everything, then, to argue with him. But lately, she
has actually been thinking about getting another dog. Walking the dog,
feeding it—and having its company, another living being to spend time
with—can only be a good thing. Not that she doesn’t have friends—she
does, other women around her age that she sees from time to time—but
caring for a pet is a full-time job and she thinks she’s finally ready, once
again, to take it on. And perhaps the rescue group being right here today,
in front of the library, is just the push she needs to actually do something
about finding a dog to adopt.
So she steps inside the trailer, which is a busy place. There are
quite a few young couples here, some with children, and some of the adults
are already filling out the paperwork needed to adopt one of the cute,
energetic kittens or puppies in the cages. As Laura looks at these people,
it occurs to her that a puppy might actually be too much work and so an
older dog would be a better fit for her because it would require less
constant attention. After all, she often does have to be out of the house—
the friends always have some outing planned, like going to a movie or a
restaurant—and she also has volunteer work that she does.
So she walks down the row of cages that hold the puppies, but
none seem to be more than a few months old. Then, finally, at the end of
the row, she sees that there is one older dog here, a skinny brown mutt
with the curled tail of some wild pariah ancestor sitting quietly in the back
of its cage, staring down at the floor. But as Laura stands nearby, watching
him for a while, he raises his head and looks up at her. And that’s it, that’s
all it takes. She can see that he’s scared and he’s defeated; he knows he’s
lost and thinks that he will be forever. How can Laura just turn away? She
does hold a brief debate with herself but she already knows which way it’s
going to end, so she walks up to the front of the trailer, gets the form she
needs in order to apply to adopt the dog, and fills it in.
There is a young woman sitting at a table at the front of the trailer
processing the applications. She tells people handing her their paperwork
that it will be reviewed in the next few days and then they will hear from
the rescue group. When Laura’s turn comes, she hands in her form and
waits while the woman reads what she’s written down.
“Um,” the woman says, “I’m afraid there’s a bit of a problem with
your application.”
“What problem?” Laura asks. “What are you talking about?”
“Well,” the woman says, “we have a policy that prevents us from
accepting applications from anyone who is seventy or older. And you’ve
listed your age as seventy-one.”
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haunt her features, an elderly woman, thin as a bone, who was born in a
country that no longer even exists on modern maps.
Laura does her best to collect herself, but the pain in her fingers
and toes is firing up again with renewed ferocity. So, without even looking
at any of the books on the shelves, Laura leaves the library and limps
home. She has lunch. She has dinner. She watches a movie on television,
then watches another. Then she watches the late news and goes to bed.
The next morning, Laura is expected at the local food pantry
where she volunteers a few days a week. The pain is a little better,
something of a double relief because she has to forego taking any
medication when she does her volunteer work, which involves driving
around the borough of Queens, stopping at local restaurants to pick up
leftover food and produce that would otherwise go to waste. But when she
arrives at the food pantry, Roger, the man in charge, asks her for a favor.
“Look, Laura,” he says, “do you think you could drive into the city
for us today? A friend of mine did a catering job at some big event last
night and he said they’ve got tons of food left over. Platters of cold cuts,
all kinds of meat and seafood on ice. It was for some kind of fundraiser so
either they over-ordered or the event was a bust, but one way or another,
all that food that’s going to go to waste if we don’t pick it up.”
“I can’t believe there’s not someplace in Manhattan that will
gladly take it,” Laura tells him.
“Sure there is,” Roger says. “But we’ve got first dibs if we can get
there this morning. So can you go? You’ll have to drive the panel truck
instead of the minivan and you’re the only one I trust with it.”
“Where is it? I mean, where would I have to go?”
“Someplace in the Village. Bethune Street, I think.”
“No,” Laura says automatically. “I don’t think so.”
Roger, who has been stacking cases of canned vegetables, stops
what he’s doing. He takes off the heavy canvas gloves he’s wearing as if
he needs his bare hands to help him make gestures that will emphasize the
importance of what he’s asking. “Why not? Are you worried about driving
into the city? I know the truck needs work but it’s in decent enough shape
to make the trip.”
“It’s not that. It’s just….” Just what? Laura knows how to fill in
the answer to that question but she doesn’t want to. She doesn’t want the
feelings she’s having to be given a voice.
“Please,” Roger says. “I don’t have anyone else who can do it
today. I’d go myself but you know I have to stay here. People expect the
doors to be open by nine a.m.”
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Laura sighs. She hears the sound of her own breath leaving her
body and thinks of it as a kite sailing away. Something that can never be
retrieved. “Alright,” she says. “Just give me the address.”
She climbs into the truck and steps on the gas, heading towards
Queens Boulevard, which slices through the borough heading straight for
the Midtown Tunnel connecting Queens and Manhattan. It’s a hard, mid-
morning-in-New-York-City drive, with aggression seemingly boiling in
the veins of everyone with their hands on the wheel of a vehicle. Trucks,
cars, taxis, motorcycles: everyone cuts everyone off, everyone has their
radio pounding out the tunes, everyone is in more of a hurry than everyone
else. Laura can deal with that. She’s a good driver and she can navigate
the river of crazy traffic without thinking about it too much but today, she
makes herself think of nothing else because she’s on her way to Greenwich
Village, a part of the city where she used to live but that she has
purposefully stayed away from for a long time. No, she tells her thoughts,
her memories, if they even dare to wander down that way. Go away. Fly
away from me. But do they? Probably not.
The address Laura has been given takes her to an imposing glass
skyscraper on a street where nineteenth-century brownstones used to sit
quietly side by side. These buildings are now all gone, replaced by sky-
high towers built for the wealthy to stride around in as they gaze out at a
city they have many reasons to believe that they own. Laura double-parks
outside and runs in to ask where she can leave the truck while she goes up
to the penthouse. The building’s concierge directs her to an underground
garage where she can park and then take an elevator upstairs.
Following these directions, Laura soon finds herself stepping into
a vast space with tall windows spilling golden sunlight onto hundreds of
spindly gold chairs stacked around tables covered with wine-stained
linens. Men and women are moving back and forth across the floor,
carrying trays of used plates and dirty glasses, mopping up messes of food
and drink. Someone is playing a radio. Someone is calling out orders to
the workers. It’s very noisy.
Laura finds the man she’s been told to ask for and he sends her off
to the kitchen, marching behind her as he tells her his troubles, a story that
snaps and crackles with annoyance at how the event he catered here last
night was supposed to be attended by far more people than actually
showed up, forcing him to move tables and decorations around at the last
minute to make it seem like this huge space was actually crowded with
guests. Roger, he says, is a saint to take all the extra food off his hands at
the last minute because otherwise he would have to bear the sin of so much
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waste. And, as Laura enters the kitchen, she sees that sin would indeed
abound if all the coolers and crates stacked near the service elevator are
what she is meant to drive back to Queens. And yes, they are. The food
pantry will be well stocked tonight.
Once everything is brought downstairs and loaded into the truck,
Laura steps up into the driver’s seat and tells herself to turn the key in the
ignition and head straight back to Queens. But she can’t do it. She can’t
leave. Not yet. And this is just why she didn’t want to come here, to be
back in the Village: she was afraid that she was going to do just what she
thinks she is going to do now—no, what she knows she is going to do—
because there is nothing to distract her. Nothing to keep her away.
Ah, well, she thinks. Ah, well. She still wants to argue with herself,
even as she steps out of the truck, leaves the garage, and starts walking
along Washington Street. Here, change is also evident: the old, familiar
apartment buildings and quirky Village stores are gone, the new ones have
staked their claim, glowing and gleaming in the sunlight. It’s a mild spring
day and people are out strolling around. Some are going in and out of the
high-end shops selling designer goods and other luxury items, some are
pushing babies in carriages or walking with a friend. It’s a pleasant scene
but has nothing to do with Laura’s memories of the Village, which go back
so far that they start in another century. Another century! As if when Laura
lived here it was the time of pioneers in covered wagons instead of streets
crowded with coffee shops and gay bars and stores that sold sandals and
bongs and decks of tarot cards. Head shops and posters and pot. Maybe
this is just the way things work, Laura tells herself. Time flows along and
everything is different than it was before. But as Laura walks on, she grows
sadder and sadder. This is loneliness, she tells herself. This is grief.
Soon, she is standing at the top of a cobbled lane, an anomaly in a
city of wide avenues and concrete sidewalks. She takes a breath and then
a step. Two steps, three. Down the lane she goes.
When Laura was eighteen, this was the place where she was able
to afford the rent on her first apartment—just a small studio, actually, on
the top floor of an old carriage house dating back to the mid-1800s. But
just like almost everywhere else in New York, this area is now an
extravagantly expensive place to live. Duplex condominiums have risen
on either side of the lane, but it’s still quiet here, and shady. Trees have
been planted around the duplexes and flowers have sprung up.
When Laura lived here, she had worked as a housecleaner. There
really weren’t many other types of jobs she could get, a teenager from a
rattle-trap New Jersey suburb who came to the city with a high school
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diploma and little else. The company she worked for called their cleaning
people “maids,” and sent them to residential buildings in Manhattan. Laura
cleaned townhouses and huge Upper Westside apartments, but also lofts
and brownstones in the Village, which are the places she remembers most
clearly. There always seemed to be drama in these apartments, people
swanning around in beautiful, bohemian clothes, trailing cigarettes and
scarves, nannies and babies. The husbands always seemed to be older, the
wives younger, and everyone did drugs, had dangerous affairs, broke
things. They argued about who spent too much money, acted too foolishly.
Sometimes the husbands shouted, the wives wept. They accused everyone
they knew of being an alcoholic, but then confessed—sometimes to Laura,
who was no one, just the cleaning lady, the convenient person in the
room—that they were, too. Only the wives made the confessions. The
husbands stormed out of the house. Laura doesn’t recall any of the
husband’s names but in her memory, the wives always seemed to be
named Marianne.
Occupied by these thoughts, Laura suddenly finds herself standing
by the front door of the carriage house. She knew the building would still
be standing here because a few years ago she looked it up online and saw
that it had been gutted and remodeled, then sold more than once, most
recently to a wealthy European family who only stay here from time to
time. Now is not one of those times—it can’t be, because as Laura lifts her
hand to touch the door, a thick slab of wood with iron fittings, the house
radiates emptiness. It speaks of deep silence. Then, as she closes her eyes,
she also feels the vibrations of time, the years of sleeping and waking and
going from place to place. Of changing clothes, making plans, being and
doing and running around. And she remembers that it was here she finally
changed her life by taking a typing course and finding work in offices,
where she did well. She liked her work, was often promoted, saved some
money. And here she married, moved away, then got divorced.
But mostly, she finds herself remembering the alcoholic
Mariannes. And she wonders if there wasn’t something that she always
thought was inevitable about them, those slim, delicate women with their
middle-American beauty and fashionable weakness for self-destruction.
Their air of being obedient to the carelessness of fate, running towards it
as if there was nowhere else to go. Because as she stands here now, Laura,
with her hand on the door to the place where she started her adult life—
where she believed that the future would go on and on and things could
always change, get better, that time was inconceivably eternal—she thinks
that maybe what she was really doing all those years and in all the years
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First, however, she has to get the dog. So she walks several blocks,
heading for the neighborhood office of the local congressman who
represents her district. She’s voted for him in two elections, which should
count for something but even if it doesn’t, Laura believes that she can
make her case. Maybe she was too shocked to say anything, too overcome
with embarrassment, or shame, or whatever it was that sent her limping
home from the library after the pet rescue group sent her away, but she
feels differently today. She has intent and she has purpose. She knows
what she wants to do.
It doesn’t seem particularly busy in the small branch office of the
congressman, which is located in a storefront between a hardware store
and a pharmacy. A young man is sitting at the front desk, typing away on
a computer. He looks up when Laura walks in, smiles and says, “Hi. Can
I help you?”
“Yes,” Laura says. She introduces herself and then gestures to a
chair by his desk. “May I sit down?”
“Sure,” the young man says. “I’m Randy,” he tells her and asks if
she lives in his boss’s district. Laura says that she does, and then adds the
part about having voted for the congressman every time he’s been up for
election. “That’s great,” Randy says. “Now, what can we do for you?”
“The other day,” Laura begins, “I wanted to adopt a dog. Not a
puppy, an older dog—but the rescue group that has him said they wouldn’t
even consider my application because I’m seventy-one.”
“I don’t understand,” Randy says, sounding genuinely surprised.
“What does your age have to do with it?”
Laura smiles. The smile is meant for herself. And she thinks, Of
course he has no idea. He’s too young to even consider the possibility that
he will ever die. “Because of my age, they think I might get sick at some
point soon or maybe not even live long enough to properly take care of the
dog.”
“Really?” Randy says. “Wow.” To Laura, he sounds like a
teenager, a little out of his depth to deal with what she’s telling him. But
he redeems himself by offering what Laura, with wry amusement,
understands that he must mean as a compliment. “By the way,” he says,
“you don’t look your age. I really mean it. You could have just told them
you were, like, fifty.”
“But I shouldn’t have to do that, should I?” Laura says.
“Absolutely not,” Randy replies. “It’s age discrimination.” He
asks the name of the rescue group and after Laura tells him, he turns and
calls into the next room. “Hey, Angela, would you come out here?” In
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response, a woman walks out of a back room. She’s a little older than
Randy, tall, sharp-featured and dressed the way Laura would have been if
she’d opted for office attire. “Have we ever done any work with the
Queensway Friends of Animals group?” Randy asks her.
“Yes, we have,” Angela replies. “Janet Kellogg is the name of the
woman who runs the group. A few months ago, we helped her get a permit
to expand the number of kennels she has. Why are you asking?”
“Well, this is Laura,” Randy says, sparking a quick exchange of
greetings between the two women. “She wanted to adopt a dog from
Queensway and they wouldn’t let her because they said she’s too old. They
can’t discriminate like that, can they?”
“Unfortunately,” Angela says, “since Mrs. Kellogg is running a
private organization, she can make her own rules about who she lets adopt
the animals she fosters. We actually have had other complaints about her,
but usually it’s from younger working people. If both people in a couple
work full time, she refuses to let them have a puppy because she thinks it
won’t get enough attention. Personally, I think that’s ridiculous, but she’s
pretty intransigent.”
“But Laura didn’t want a puppy,” Randy explains. “She wanted to
adopt an older dog.”
Angela sends a sympathetic look Laura’s way. “That does seem
like it’s hardly in the dog’s best interests. Do you want us to call her?”
Angela asks.
“Would you?” Laura says. And now she’s absolutely determined
to get the dog. Otherwise, he’s going to be sitting in a kennel for the rest
of his life because of some random rules that someone she’s never met has
seemingly made up out of thin air.
“Okay,” Angela tells Randy. “See what you can do.”
As Angela walks away, Randy looks up the number for the
Queensway rescue group, picks up the phone and dials. As soon as
someone answers, his breezy tone turns hard and professional. He asks for
Janet Kellogg and when she gets on the phone, he introduces himself and
speaks to her for quite a while, asking how the expansion is going before
he gets to the issue of Laura and the dog. At one point, he puts his hand
over the phone and, in a whisper, asks Laura if she recalls the name of the
dog. And yes, she does, because it was printed on the card that was taped
outside his kennel on the day that Laura saw him.
“His name is Buddy,” Laura Tells Randy, who repeats it to Janet
Kellogg.
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The phone call seems to go on and on, but Randy knows how to
apply the right kind of pressure. Again, he reminds her how helpful his
congressman has been to her and then pivots to explain how he’s worried
that Laura might go to one of the local television stations and get their
consumer affairs reporter to do a story about age discrimination in pet
adoptions while standing right outside the Queensway kennels. As he tells
this fib, he looks over at Laura and winks. Finally, after listening to some
long, garbled speech that Janet Kellogg seems to be making, Randy says,
“Yes, that’s right. We want to do everything we can to help our seniors,
don’t we?” Laura cringes when she hears this but never mind: she’s
decided that Randy can say anything he likes as long as at the end of the
conversation, she is able to get the dog.
Which seems to be what’s going to happen because finally, Randy
says, “Yes, thank you. Thank you so much, Mrs. Kellogg. I’m sure she’ll
be happy to come over there today.” And then he hangs up the phone.
“Well,” he says, “she’s willing to make an exception and let you
have the dog. But you’re going to have to pay some sort of special
emergency release fee, which I imagine is something she just made up. If
that’s going to be a problem for you, I’m sure we can find a way to help
you out.”
“No,” Laura says, “that’s fine. Whatever she wants to charge, I
can cover it. Thank you,” she tells Randy. “I really appreciate it.”
“Glad to be of help,” Randy says, beaming, happy that he’s going
to be able to tell the congressman how he did a good deed for a voter.
Randy writes down Queensway’s address and luckily, it isn’t too
far away. Still, Laura opts to call a taxi because pain is creeping up on her
again and she doesn’t want to take any medication until she deals with
Mrs. Kellogg. But when she arrives at Queensway, it’s not Mrs. Kellogg
who Laura ends up having to work things out with, it’s a woman named
Betsey who is hostile enough for Laura to guess that her boss has filled
her in on the morning’s phone call. Betsey is a large woman with an
unkempt puff of blonde curls, wearing a nurse’s tunic printed with
cartoon-y images of dancing dog and cats.
When Laura explains who she is, Betsey says, “I am well aware,”
and hands her a piece of paper that turns out to be an invoice for $200.
This is, of course, an outrageous amount of money to pay for adopting a
homeless dog, but true to her word, Laura just hands over her credit card,
which Betsey inspects for forgery, perhaps, or theft. But she runs the card
and prints out a receipt, which she gives to Laura. Then, without saying
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anything else, she turns and disappears behind a door that leads the back
area where, presumably, the dog kennels are.
Soon, Betsey returns with the dog who is following obediently
behind her. Betsey is pulling him along on a leash attached to a plastic
collar, but his head is still down, the way it was when Laura last saw him.
She also notices that his ears, which look like they were chewed around
the edges somewhere in his secret long ago, are laid back against his head,
flattened by worry.
“Did you bring a leash?” Betsey asks.
“No,” Laura replies, caught off guard. Certain that Betsey will use
this presumed negligence to cause some delay, Laura comes up with a
quick solution. “Do you think that maybe I can buy the one you brought
him in with?”
Twenty additional dollars later, Betsey hands over the leash. As
Laura takes it in her hand, Betsey says, “Oh, by the way. Just so you know:
he doesn’t bark.”
Laura gets what she’s being told: We won anyway. You bought a
damaged product. “Oh?” Laura says, keeping her voice soft and even.
“Thanks for letting me know.”
Betsey disappears back behind the door and leaves Laura standing
in an empty room, holding the leash. The dog still hasn’t even looked up.
“Well,” Laura says, maybe to the dog, maybe to the air in the room, maybe
to herself, “okay then.” Taking her first steps towards the front door, she
experiences a flash of apprehension. What has she actually gotten herself
into with this dog? Soon enough, she imagines, she is going to find out.
The dog follows Laura outside but stands somewhat away from
her, not testing the length of the leash, exactly, but still keeping his
distance. After a few moments of just standing on the sidewalk together,
Laura decides they’d better walk home because she has no idea if the dog
would even get into a car with her if she called another taxi. But to make
it all the way home she is going to have to take some medication, so she
fishes around in her shoulder bag and finds the little metal container in
which she keeps the broken halves of pills she carries for those times when
she needs help with the pain but doesn’t want to feel the full strength of
the medication’s grip.
And so, off they go. The dog walks silently behind her, keeping
his head down, barely looking around at his surroundings. But Laura talks
to him now and then, telling him her name, where they’re going, saying
over and over that he’s safe and that his life is going to be better now than
it was before. She speaks to him as she imagines she would speak to a
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worried child. They travel together up and down the hilly streets of the
neighborhood where Laura lives, passing through sunlight on the sidewalk
and shadows stretching across the path winding through the small park
near Laura’s building. Once they arrive, the dog follows her into the cool
vestibule and up the stairs to Laura’s apartment, still without having
looked at her, even once.
He takes a few steps inside and then stops of his own accord and
sits down. The spot he’s chosen is in a short hallway just inside the front
door, near the entrance to the kitchen. “Well, that’s fine,” Laura says to
the dog. “If that’s your safe place for now, you can just stay there until you
feel comfortable walking around the apartment.” She takes off his leash
and collar and pats him on the head. He doesn’t respond to her touch but
at least he doesn’t try to pull away.
The dog goes on looking at the floor. Then, suddenly, it occurs to
Laura that because she had no idea that she would actually be bringing the
dog home with her today, she has bought nothing for him to eat and no
dishes for him to eat from, either. But it’s around noontime now and she’s
hungry, so she decides that what she’ll do is share her lunch with the dog
in the hope that it will be a first step to showing him that she’s his friend.
She has slices of ham and cheese in the refrigerator, so she makes
a sandwich and carries it with her, to the couch. She sits down and takes a
bite. “It’s good,” she says to the dog. “Would you like some?” She sees
his nose twitch, slightly, but he doesn’t move. So she goes back to the
kitchen and puts a few slices of ham on a plate. Then she puts the plate in
front of the dog and sits herself back down on the couch. “All yours,” she
says to him. “Go on, Buddy. Help yourself.” The dog waits a few
moments, then, finally, he lifts his head slightly to look at her, as if he’s
checking on whether she means what she’s said. She nods, and he gobbles
up the food in a few quick bites.
For the rest of the afternoon, Laura goes on talking to the dog as
she moves around the apartment. She watches television, does some
cleaning, writes out checks to pay a few bills. Then, around four o’clock,
she decides it’s time to go to the supermarket and buy some things for the
dog. After that, she’ll come back and take him for another walk.
When she returns from the supermarket, the dog is in the same
spot, but he’s fallen asleep. She imagines he’s exhausted from all the
unexpected things that have happened to him today, but he immediately
stands up as soon as she opens the door. Once again, he keeps his eyes on
the floor as Laura puts his collar and leash back on. When she leads him
outside, he continues to walk silently behind her, his head down, barely
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looking around. But he does pee a few times, the only times he lifts his
head, as if he’s worried that something bad will happen to him when he’s
occupied with the functions of his body.
That night, the dog sleeps in the spot by the front door and that’s
where he stays for the next few days and nights, though he always follows
Laura outside when she puts on his leash and walks behind her with the
same air about him of obedience and defeat. Now and then though, when
they are in the apartment, she does catch him looking at her, but if he sees
that she’s looking back he puts his head down again. And he continues to
wolf down his food as if expecting, always, that it will be snatched away.
Then, one night, Laura is awakened from sleep by a sound she
can’t identify. It’s loud, insistent, like a warning being shouted out over
and over again. But once she is fully awake and just about ready to jump
out of bed, she realizes what she’s hearing: it’s a dog barking. Her dog.
The dog sitting by the front door.
She runs out of the bedroom and sees that the dog is up on his feet.
His body is shaking but his feet are flat and steady and he’s pointed himself
straight at the front door. His posture makes clear to Laura that he may be
frightened but he’s not backing down. If something on the other side of
the door is ready to attack, he’s ready to fight.
Laura’s surprise at hearing that the dog can indeed bark almost
immediately gives way to concern: the lock on the door to the building’s
vestibule is often broken, so anyone could have gotten in. Anyone could
be roaming the hallway outside. Anything could be happening. Anything
at all.
So she crouches down beside the dog and puts her arm around
him. And with that one gesture, he feels, he learns. He leans his body
against her and his trembling stops, while somewhere inside herself,
Laura’s own animal heart begins to beat louder. Deep inside, where illness
has scratched its indelible record and age is gnawing away at her joints,
her bones. And outside, in the unknowable elsewhere, time goes on and
on and on. Stars fade, the sun rises. The moon makes an appearance on the
earthly plane. There may be meaning to all this, purpose and intent, but
who can tell? So Laura listens and she tries to learn as the dog goes on
barking. On and on and on.
And she will stay with him until he’s sure that he’s safe here. Here:
in this one moment, this one place, with this one mysterious creature
sitting beside him, still awake and alive inside her human hide.
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BILL GARTEN
STARVING
I used to steal fruit from a street market while living in Clarksburg, West
Virginia. Years later I went back and overpaid the owner for my sin. He
confessed he knew all along, but never said anything, feeling empathy
for my anorexic body. He smiled and tried to give me part of the money
back because it was way too much, but I refused and asked, Are we
even? I still recall the guilt I felt back then. The adrenaline rush of not
being caught. Every once in a while, I take out one of my who would
have ever thought I would be a success business suits and put it on with
my regimental striped tie and my oxford cloth button-down shirt plus my
shiny wingtips and walk into a local hotel as if I stayed there the night
before and I was coming back from my car to eat a late breakfast.
Pretending I am traveling for the week like I used to late in my career,
bouncing from city to city, making the money I finally deserved for my
high work ethic. Pretending to be a good paying guest, now I steal a
banana, an apple, or an orange from the complimentary continental
breakfast. Chatting among the other guests as I grab a cranberry juice. I
feel the rush. Never questioned. I casually walk out to my car with my
bag of fruit. Thinking back to Clarksburg and how I was eighteen and so
hungry. Thinking about caught.
Garten
JOHN S EUSTIS
OBTUSE, JERRY ORBACH, AND KWANZAA
MATTHEW MENDOZA
I AM FIVE
I listen to my mom
but she can't see me
because I am on a prison phone far away.
And because I am not five
and my brother he is not two.
Mendoza
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Like any camp worth its salt, the place has a creepy legend told at
dusk by a conspiratorial camp leader to the pajamaed boys or girls on their
way to bed. In my case, it’s Mrs. Rowley, one of our teachers from
Cascade Elementary School, who leans towards us as we finish our
cinnamon roll and carton of milk in the multipurpose building to the west
of our bunkhouses. We are on the annual 6th grade overnight trip to Clear
Creek, the small camp owned by the Alpine School District in the Utah
Manti–La Sal mountains.
“There is a man,” she begins, “a man with a terrible disfigured
face from a coal mining accident years ago. No one knows his real name,
but in these parts, he’s called Scarface. No one knows how old he is or
where he lives, but he’s been spotted in the hills and mountains near this
camp. From a distance, he watches the ongoings during the day. The
snowball fights in the winter and the baseball games in the summer. But
sometimes,” Mrs. Rowley pauses here, her brown eyes widening with
mock terror, her feathered bangs lifting ever so slightly with her breath,
“sometimes, in the cover of darkness, just when you are slipping into your
sleeping bags, he comes down from his hiding place, creeps across the
fields to the houses, and looks into the windows by your bunkbeds.”
We stare at her, our mouths wide open, our milk mustaches and
crumbs of cinnamon still on our lips, waiting for her to continue, to finish
the story we know holds a horror more terrible than the distorted face of
the trucker in Pee-wee’s Big Adventure.
“You hope he’ll be content just looking through the windows, but
there is always the chance he might creep onto the porch and slowly try
the doorknob. And if he finds the door unlocked….” She halts the narrative
and nods her head knowingly, letting our tween minds fill in the rest with
the dregs of our imagination.
Trudging through the snow to our bunkhouses, my classmates and
I glance over the hilly landscape around this isolated camp, watching for
any sign of movement. The six bunkhouses are the bygone homes of six
miners and their families who dwelt on this lonely hill years ago. The
white shingled dwellings retain relics of past lives: ancient kitchen
appliances still rusting in the corners, tiny bathrooms with chipped
porcelain bathtubs and pedestal sinks. I picture lonely women in the
kitchens cooking, children caterwauling in the corners, husbands stripping
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off muddy boots on the porches. I wonder if Scarface once lived in one of
these houses. Did his family leave him after the accident because they
couldn’t bear to look at his face? Is this the reason he haunts the camp?
The idea of a disfigured face peering from the darkness into our
rooms spooks the heebie-jeebies out of us. Our cha chaperone, a young
teacher, locks the front door as soon as we enter. She braces the doorknob
with a broom.
“That story freaked me out,” she says.
In those days, a lot of things freaked me out. The blackout game
the boys in my class played, pushing the breath out of each other against
the wall. The white tornado my mom invoked when she wanted us to clean
up our messes. Babysitting late at night with the fear of a phone call from
a man upstairs to “check the children.” Friends choking on the candy we
inhaled at sleepovers. Movies with too much rock and roll. People working
on their front lawns when I delivered the Utah County Journal.
Like any good folklore, the Scarface story hinted of truth. The
Clear Creek camp was situated halfway between Schofield to the north
and the mining ghost town of Clear Creek to the south. Both were large
mining communities back in the late 1800s and Scofield experienced a
mining disaster in 1900 that killed 199 men, one of the worst coal mine
disasters of all time. It created 105 widows and 270 fatherless children
overnight.
Of course, we didn’t find it a bit strange that a man from some
primitive mining disaster still roamed the hills in 1985. In truth, it was
easier to obsess over another man’s tragedy than deal with the red-blister
heartaches of our own childhoods.
It was during this time of my life that my father experienced a
prolonged period of depression. The last few months Dad has been sick, I
wrote in my journal. He can go to work but the sickness makes him moody
and sad. I pray for him. His sadness seeped into my soul and colored the
way I saw the world. He diligently went to work but spent most of the
evenings in his room in quiet desperation. My mother shouldered the
burden of eight kids on a tight budget, and I found distraction in stories
and legends and characters surviving great odds.
In the bunkhouses, we sleep the night away without a single
Scarface sighting. But the clouds that thwarted our stargazing the night
before empty their load of snow in the hours before dawn. When the bus
arrives mid-morning, the driver cannot navigate the uphill road from the
highway to the camp. We load our luggage into the back of a pickup truck
and follow the wheel tracks down to the highway where the engine of the
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against the pull of gravity towards the ditch side of the bus. Meanwhile the
bus driver crawls out the small rectangle window near his seat. Mrs.
Rowley starts telling jokes, and the tension in the bus softens into slush.
But our greatest fear is the bus continuing its plunge and falling completely
on its side like a dead animal in the snow. We gasp when Mrs. Rowley
presses her hand against the downward wall of the bus as if to give it a
little push and send it toppling. She is teasing us in the middle of our crisis.
Soon adult hands tug me from the emergency back door and up
the embankment to the road. I turn my face away from the rescue
operations in fear of witnessing a tipping and, in my mind, the subsequent
death of my classmates. On one level, I know I’m safe. I can count all my
fingers and toes, and my heart is beating beneath my puffy coat, but my
mind believes something different. All sorts of terrible things seem
plausible now. The tragedies of this life don’t happen only to other people,
they can happen to me.
As we clump together in the shoulder of the two-lane highway, a
woman waves to us from the doorway of a clapboard building. As fate
would have it, we slid off the road right in front of the only bar in town.
Inside, it is smoky and smells like sweat, and the few men camped at the
counter take one look at the bundled bright-eyed crowd and leave
immediately. The room is narrow and ramshackle. We pool on benches in
the back and on the barstools covered with faux red leather. The woman
with long gray hair hands out dimes for the jukebox and pieces of gum and
Tootsie Rolls. For some reason, we are forbidden to play pool. The
teachers circulate the room like passengers on a merry-go-round until the
mundane hours slowly lull us into our former selves. Children afraid of all
the wrong things and not afraid of the right ones.
When the replacement bus finally arrives, we scramble into the
vinyl seats, eager for a change of scenery. But as the bus pulls onto the
snowy road, our collected PTSD resurfaces like dew on the windows.
Could it happen again? This time with a tragic ending? Our heroic bus
driver sways on his feet near the front, chatting with the new driver and
diligently wiping off the condensation on the windshield with a large white
towel. When we reach the crossroads and turn onto the plowed highway,
the canyon walls tower on either side of the road. In my short life, I’ve
traveled through dozens of such canyons. The Rocky Mountains, always
looming in the east, have been the background and bedrock of my
childhood. Now, the stark, snow-streaked ridges cradle the moving bus
and, for a moment, rock us back into our carefree childhoods.
For weeks afterwards, we reminiscence in groups at recess and at
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the bathroom sinks. A shared crisis brings former foes together. After all,
it was our bus that had slipped into a ditch, and all of us had barely escaped
with our lives. The rumor that the teachers had been afraid of a gas leak
and possible explosion only heightens the drama. We almost died!
In contrast, the legend of Scarface fades into the background. The
story now breeds a different sort of uneasy. He might look through our
windows, but he would never really come inside. Yet it’s the idea of him,
the possibility something similar could happen to us—this most frightens
us now. Because bad things happen, even a busload of kids is not off limits
to tragedy. We could be the ones scarred in an accident. We could be the
outcast, the leading role in a legend told by conspiratorial camp leaders to
pajama-clad kids.
We retell the bus accident as if reciting an adventure tale or a
legend. Yet we sense some shift in our psyche, some opaque change. A
stripping away, like wallpaper, of our childhood cocoon. A swelling of our
hearts into red and tender blisters. We rehash the bar and the jukebox, the
way we slid like seals in our seats, the heroics of the bus driver, and the
moment the wheels lost their traction on the snowy road.
MICHAEL ESTABROOK
SLEEP
Who would have thought it was harder to sleep the older you became.
You’d think the closer to death you got the easier it would be to sleep.
GANNON DANIELS
MY MOTHER’S VOICE
PAYING ATTENTION
I didn’t know what I was doing really but he said you play
Nixon’s secretary Rose Mary Woods—I’ll call you Miss Woods, okay?
and I’ll be Nixon—you can call me Mr. President
my present that year was a yellow Panasonic tape recorder
smooth rounded edges a handle and a microphone
JILL RUSCOLL
PAPERWHITES
R MULLIN
MARIA SIN
Change lanes, stupid old man, they say to me, the young mean
boys. But I still go where I want. And almost every day that I go to see
Maria, I make sure to go past the Pig’s Head, which is at the market stall
in the bend of the road and where always hangs a severed pig’s head with
thousands of flies swarming it like priests on a wealthy widow. And which
is where the boys always are. I go that way so that I can hear the flies
humming and smile at the way the boys are stupid and think they frighten
me. I walk with a cane somedays. And sometimes I go without it, just slow
and careful and stooped, nothing to lean on, sometimes not, depending on
how I feel. But I can go where I want to go. There’s at least that left.
Once or twice they tried to tell me about places I was not welcome,
crippled old man. Even though I’m probably stupid like they say, I know
the difference between cannot and should not and must not and ought not.
I go where I want. Just out walking, past the Pig’s Head, past where they
are, down the slope to where Maria Sin is living and working.
Monseigneur Campos is in charge of the church here. He is almost
a white man. Strong Spanish blood. People respect him, because he is tall
and noble and mild and far above them in schooling, and maybe because
of his skin color. They are very keen to that here. And Monseigneur
Campos is much older than me. He tells me with his wise smile to go where
I want, don't let them bother you. And I believe him. So I do. And plus I
have my nephews. Once or twice the others threatened to do me violence,
but my nephews had a talk with them. That stopped at least that, for the
most part. They still smirk and laugh and call me names, like crippled and
worthless, and white man, even though I'm not. They just don't like my
lightness.
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So, I keep going out, past the swarming flies and boys without
shirts and with sticks and machetes, even as far as Calle Rubén Darío.
Maria Sin lives down there, at the end of it, next to the cemetery where the
caskets came floating up last year in the spring flood. Maria is always kind
to me. Some of the older men told me I should not go there to see her. She
is a mestizo woman, they said. You have no business with our women,
stupid crippled old man. And besides, you are too old for that sort of thing.
And they laugh. But I like Maria Sin. She is kind to me. I talked with my
nephews and they had a good talk with the older men, too. So, I still go
down to see her where she lives and works. Now when I come past the
men, they don’t even look at me. They just pretend not to see. Crooked old
man of no worth.
When I walk down there to Rubén Darío, I don’t like to take the
straight line. Everyone gets an idea about where they want to go and then
they take the shortest way and what they think is the logical and best path.
I’m not like that at all. I don't have appointments like they do. Only one,
and I won't be able to miss it even if I forget. For instance, this morning
on my way down to pass the Pig’s Head, I started out on the sun side of
the street and after a while then I crossed over to the dark side, but then
sometimes I go down into the street and walk slowly in the middle of it.
Sometimes, but not too often, someone will say you get out of the way,
broken man, old crooked man, slow man. Go up there where you belong.
Get out of our way. They don’t know me well. That’s why. But I go where
I want.
So, this one day I came down that road, and just like every
Monday morning the head is there buzzing like a coming short-circuit.
They had killed another hog on Sunday and were trying to sell it. The flies
were on it. Nervous clouds of them sucking at the caked blood and the
dead opaque eyes like kids’ marbles.
Whenever I go down, I. always speak to the man who kills them
and sells them. “Nice,” I say, “he’s still smiling.” And like always when I
say “Nice” the man lifts his own head and laughs and says, “Very happy
this cochon. Tasté excelente. Coeina bueno. You buy now? Maria she like
cochon. Tak it. She like pig head, Maria.” And he laughs. And the boys
laugh, too.
“Hoy, no, gracias,” I say as always. So, I go from there on down
to where Maria works, and I go slowly up onto the rotted wood of the
porch that stinks of bananas and scorpions, and then brush away the veil
of mosquito stitching and go through the broken screen door patched with
pieces of clear tape where there are large holes. Abuela Marta from
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EVALYN LEE
I HAVE…SEEDS IN ME
I…
miss ________________ horizon lines
miss the ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ sea
miss \\\\\\\ canyons /////// of avenues
miss \?/ \?/ \?/ the now
look to trees <|> <|> <|> <|> for wisdom
will **************** bloom
forgo <<>> <<>> <<>> folding laundry
have .~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. seeds in me.
Lee
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PATRICK KELLING
THINGS I ALMOST REMEMBER
LINDA LERNER
RANDOM
TERRY SANVILLE
QUIET CANYON
I’ve been here now twenty-two years, ever since I got out of
prison. I wouldn’t call it a living. But it’s peaceful. I’m peaceful, and that’s
the point. This cattle camp I call home is tucked away in the mountains
that run along one of the few parts of California’s coast that hasn’t been
citified. I hate cities. They remind me too much of the joint, where people
are always pissed off about some damn thing. There’s no noise here, no
surf of traffic, and no zombies jabbering to themselves and texting.
The ranch owner lets me stay rent-free. She pays me a fair salary
for keeping track of their cattle. And the county sheriff likes me here, out
of sight, out of mind...including my own, heh, heh, well, almost. Except
for the low moan of the wind and the cattle at feeding time, it’s quiet. So
I hate it when the occasional ATV blasts past, making a mess of the
muddied trail in the spring, leaving it ridged and rough when I drive my
Korean War-era Jeep into town once a month, maybe twice during the
summer to stock up on beer and propane.
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It burns hot in these back canyons, desert hot, and during the mid-
day summer hours I don’t do much, sit in my La-Z-Boy on the shaded
porch that I built outside the ’53 Terry vacation trailer. I guzzle cold cans
of 805, the local equivalent of Bud.
The canyon trail used to be a ranch road, but over the decades the
chaparral closed in and washouts make it almost impassable, a real white-
knuckle ride to town fifteen miles away.
On a hot summer’s day a few years back a couple riding an ATV
blasted up the trail and disappeared over the ridge, leaving behind a cloud
of dust that drifted my way. I cursed the hills and went inside to grab my
rattlesnake gun. I planned to scare the bastard off if he came back. But he
didn’t. Must have cut through the neighboring ranch to reach the coast
road. I hoped old man Sanchez had his shotgun ready. Damn city punks.
The quiet had settled in and the afternoon grew long. Mourning
doves cooed in the golden light. A figure appeared at the ridge crest and
descended the trail toward me, weaving back and forth in the wiggly waves
of heat. My distance vision had slipped away years before so I ducked
inside and grabbed my binoculars, a monstrous pair bought at the Army-
Navy surplus store. I focused on the figure and sucked in a deep breath.
A shapely woman stumbled along the dusty path, naked, covered
in tattoos. Blood smeared her cheeks with long drips flowing down her
thighs. She moved nearer with arms clamped over her stomach. One eye
had swollen shut and blood leaked from her nose and lips. Someone had
beaten the crap out of her.
I hustled inside the Terry, grabbed my canvas duster and returned
to the porch. As she staggered along the trail, not twenty yards from me, I
hollered, “Hey, miss. You need help.” I held up the duster.
She turned toward me, one arm across her breasts, the other hand
shielding her privates. She stared at me, not moving, then collapsed into
the dirt.
She felt heavier than she looked. But then my strength had ebbed
away as I got old. I managed to carry her to the porch, lowered her into
my chair and draped the duster over her nakedness. She sat with head back,
mouth open showing a bloody socket where a molar had been. Her eyes
flickered under their closed lids, like a dog’s when it’s dreaming. But in a
few minutes they snapped open, at least one of them did.
“Where...where the fuck am I?” she asked, her tongue circling her
mouth, feeling for missing teeth.
“The B&D cattle camp.”
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She lifted the duster and stared at her body. “Where are my
clothes?”
“I don’t know. You didn’t have any when you got here.”
“Drink. I need something to drink.”
“I’ll get you water.”
“No, that.” She pointed to my empty beer can resting on the porch
rail.
“Okay, but drink it slow. You might have hurt your head.”
“Get me the damn beer,” she snapped.
I grabbed an 805 from the fridge and handed it over. She chugged
it, burped. She had brown hair with blonde streaks and sported lots of rings
—in her eyebrows, nose, lips and ears, looked to be in her late 20s, early
30s. But cleaned up, she might be younger.
She sat up and began rocking, her face twisted with pain. “Got
anything stronger than beer?”
“I got some Norcos.”
She stopped rocking and stared at me. “Yeah man, gimme a
couple.”
I went inside and grabbed the bottle from the medicine cabinet and
my first aid kit.
“Here, take these and I’ll wait a while then patch you up.”
“Thanks.”
“Who did this?” I asked.
“Lonny.”
“Is he your boyfriend?”
She gazed down-canyon and sighed. “Yeah, something like that.”
“Why’d he beat you?”
“We came out here to have sex, okay. So we’re getting down to it
and he gets really rough, wants me to do...stuff I don’t do. Started slapping
me around, then beating me.”
The woman cut loose with a shudder that rattled her teeth.
“I told him to go fuck himself. He knocked my tooth out; it’s next
to the trail somewhere. Kept at it...woulda killed me...but his hands got
messed up. I musta passed out. Don’t remember getting here.”
“Do you want me to take you to the police? The ER?”
“Hell no. Those fools have seen all this before. They think I’m a
slut just asking for it.”
“Are you?”
The woman glared at me with her good eye. “My life hasn’t been
all sunshine and rainbows. And I can be real stupid about guys.”
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I handed her another beer and this time she sipped it, wincing
when the cold brew hit her split lip. She leaned back in the chair and pulled
my duster up under her chin. We let the silence return and listened to the
doves as the high clouds turned scarlet in the dusk.
“Okay, I’m gonna treat your head first,” I said.
“That’s all you’re gonna treat, Pops. I’ll take care of the rest. I
might have some broken ribs. It hurts when I breathe.”
“Yeah, can’t do much about that.”
I did the best I could cleaning the scrapes and cuts with rubbing
alcohol and applying first aid cream. Her nose stopped bleeding and it
didn’t feel broken.
“What I really wanna do is take a shower,” she said. “You got one
in that little tin box of yours?”
“No, it’s out back. I got a water tank that the windmill pumps full
from my well. Hope you can handle cold water.”
“Clothes?”
“I’ll get you something.”
“So what’s your name?” she asked, trying to smile but stopping
because of the lip.
“You can call me Pops. I’m old enough to be your grandfather.”
“Yeah, I figured.”
“What’s your name?”
“Sheryl. Did you know that my name has both feminine pronouns
in it?”
“I never thought about that.”
“You out here by yourself, Pops?”
“Yes.”
“You must be one horny dude.”
“Maybe.”
“Well, I’ll tell you straight. I’ll be watching you so don’t try
anything.”
“I wouldn’t think of it.”
My answer seemed to anger her because she pushed herself up,
groaning, and demanded to be shown the shower, the outhouse, and given
clothes. I went inside the trailer and began to throw something together for
supper. When she returned from the shower, she looked the same age,
maybe even older, with deep crows’ feet around her eyes that I hadn’t
noticed.
The night closed in fast and a cold wind blew up-canyon off the
Pacific. I shut the trailer door and we ate in silence. She kept sneaking
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The next morning she looked even worse. Her face had swollen
and all the body bruises started to show, at least the ones I could see. She
commandeered my La-Z-Boy and sat motionless staring down-canyon,
breathing shallowly as the Aermotor spun slowly in the breeze. She only
wanted coffee for breakfast. The jeans, undies and denim work shirt I gave
her seemed to fit okay. But shoes were a problem; the sandals I used as
slippers were the only things that worked, sort of.
I went to feed and water Pinto Beans, or Pinto for short, before
our morning ride to check the herd. I’d named the mare after the color of
the beans I ate a lot. I took my snake gun with me and told Sheryl I’d be
back by noon. When I returned, it looked like she hadn’t moved, sat in the
chair dozing. The swollen eye had gone down some; I’d given her an ice
bag to chill it.
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The days passed. We didn’t talk much; she asked few questions
and I did the same. I’d ride out in the mornings, leaving her on the porch
reading one of my books, mostly cheesy crime novels and a little science
fiction. Her appetite improved and my larder emptied. When her face
healed she looked quite pretty, not needing makeup. But she bugged me
to buy some, that and feminine hygiene products and maybe some off-the-
rack clothes.
When I made my monthly town run in the Jeep, Lydia, my favorite
clerk at CVS, pulled her graying curls behind an ear, raised an eyebrow
and smiled as I laid my purchases on the conveyer.
“You got yourself a girlfriend, Edgar?” she asked.
“What are you talking about?”
“What you gonna do, smoke these?” She chuckled and held up the
box of tampons.
“They’re...they’re for my grandniece. She’s sick and asked me to
shop for her.”
“Uh huh. So does your grandniece normally wear black lipstick?”
“Yeah, what of it. She’s one of those, what do you call them,
Goths.”
Lydia grinned. “You just be careful out there in that canyon.
Strange things can happen, even to an old bachelor like you. Have you told
her about your past? You know if the sheriff catches you two out there,
you could get violated.”
“I haven’t told her anything. She’d be gone in a flash if I did.”
“She’ll find out sooner or later.”
Back at camp, Sheryl laughed when I told her how embarrassing
it was to shop for her and some of what Lydia had said.
“Why don’t you come with me next time?” I asked.
“Nah, why spoil the mystery. Let them keep guessing.” She leaned
forward and kissed me on the cheek. “Thanks. The clothes are a bit
frumpy. But you can have your shirts back.”
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After a couple three months Sheryl seemed eager for the ride into
the city, excited, yet somehow fearful. I think the canyon and its solitude
had sucked her in, calmed her high frenetic energy to a manageable level.
By the time we got to town she complained about rib pains.
“I told you it might be too soon,” I said.
“Yeah, yeah. But I need to get things at CVS.”
“I could get them for you. I’m way past being embarrassed.”
“Yeah, well this time I need a pregnancy test.”
“What are you talking about? We haven’t done anything—”
“Not you, silly. I’ve missed a couple of my periods. It was Lonny.
That last time when that son-of-a-bitch...raped me, we weren’t using
protection.”
“That was….”
I choked back the rest of my comment, was going to say “stupid”
but figured it would be a long cold ride back home if I’d said it.
Arriving at CVS, we went in separately so that nobody would
know she came with me. At the checkout stand Lydia smiled. “So that’s
your...your grandniece?”
“What are you talking about?”
“Come on, you can’t fool me. That woman climbing into your
Jeep in the parking lot.”
“Yes, that’s her.”
“She looks too pretty to come from your family.”
“Yeah, yeah. My...my sister and her kids have all the looks.”
“Well, if that test she bought turns up positive, come see me. I’ve
had five of my own and can help. Is she out there at that God-awful camp
of yours?”
“Yes.” I thought about lying but saw no benefit in it. I had told
Lydia about my past, the only one in town I told. I knew she could keep
secrets.
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Lydia turned serious. “If and when the time comes, let me know.
I’m a licensed midwife and can do just about everything except C-
sections.”
“I will.”
“Plus I’d like to see this mysterious canyon of yours.”
I could feel my face grow hot and hustled out the door to the sound
of her chuckling. At the same time, the thought of becoming a stepfather
of sorts burned inside me, a warmth that hadn’t been there since before
prison, since before college when rioting hormones, stupidity, and
machismo sent me on a path to the big house. It’s true; men’s brains don’t
fully develop until they’re 25. If we could only survive without fucking up
until then, there’d be much less heartache in the world.
The next morning, the pee stick showed a plus sign. Sheryl had
bought two test kits and she tried again in a week, with the same result.
At dinner, she stared at her plate and toyed with her food. We
hadn’t spoken about the plus signs. I didn’t want to force the issue, but the
tension gnawed at me, and I’m sure it was much worse for Sheryl.
“So what do you want to do?” I murmured. “I...I can take you into
town, to Family Planning, and we can...take care of it.”
Sheryl raised her head and stared at me. “I’ve been that route
before. It broke my heart. And this time I might have waited too long.”
“So do you want to...to keep it?” I chose my words carefully, not
using “child” or “baby” which would only cause more hurt.
“I don’t know how, Pops. But I want to. I want to change who I
am and being a mom might do that. I’m tired of being the town slut. I want
to join with all those other women that I despised for so long as brood
sows.”
“Keep it? Even though it came from the man who raped you?”
Sheryl gave me a fierce stare. “Lonny and those other fools can
go to hell. My child will have a fresh start...and so will I. I just want to ….”
She bowed her head and her shoulders shook. I hugged her close
as she wept, my mind racing yet energized, trying to figure out how to
make it work, how we could possibly add a third human to our outpost. I
didn’t care if I died some day, sitting in my La-Z-Boy and watching the
sunrise for the last time. But having a woman give birth to a child out in
the middle of nowhere would change everything. We would have to plan
carefully, be prepared, and do all of it on the down-low.
her to slide onto the kitchen table’s bench seat. Morning sickness came
and went. In the second trimester the kicking started. On my trip into town
I bought a pre-paid cell phone, what they call “burner phones” on the TV
cop shows. Lydia agreed that she’d come to the camp with me when Sheryl
started labor, stay and fill out the paperwork, and be there if anything
turned south.
“Maybe I should have gone into town,” Sheryl said during her last
week. “They’d have to take me at County General, no matter what.”
“It’s too late now,” I said. “The ride over the trail would shake that
baby right out of you.”
“Not funny,” Sheryl muttered and waddled outside to the porch
and my long-lost-to-me La-Z-Boy.
Contractions started at dawn of a warm spring day. I phoned Lydia
and she agreed to meet me at the trailhead, some ten miles away. I had
worked on the Jeep all the previous week, making sure that nothing broke
on my mad dash to retrieve our midwife. And I’d set up a bed stand on the
covered porch since the space in the trailer seemed too cramped. That
morning I covered Sheryl in thick blankets and gave her a Norco to take
the edge off.
“I’ll be back as quick as I can with Lydia.”
“Don’t drive too crazy, Pops. I need you here, not dead in some
ditch.”
I grinned. “I can drive that trail blindfolded. See you in a little
while. Sorry I have to leave you alone.”
“I’m not alone,” she said and patted her belly.
I drove carefully down the canyon, not taking chances, the
morning breeze crisp and whipping my hair. I found Lydia waiting at the
mailboxes. She shook her head in disbelief and climbed gingerly into the
ancient military vehicle, let out a yip when I spun its tires in the dirt and
headed up-canyon.
As we approached the trailer, we could hear Sheryl crying out over
the growl of the engine. Even the grazing cattle on the hillside had lifted
their heads. Things had progressed quickly with contractions less than
eight minutes apart.
“Is this your first child?” Lydia asked Sheryl.
Sheryl stared at me then closed her eyes. “No.”
“Didn’t think so. First ones usually take longer. You’re almost
there.”
I held Sheryl’s hand and stroked her arm. She smiled then gritted
her teeth when a contraction hit. In less than two hours with steady
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coaching from Lydia, she gave birth to a 7-pound, 4-ounce baby girl: ten
fingers, ten toes, bright blue eyes, and a copious amount of shocking red
hair. Mother and daughter rested comfortably as the sun warmed the
canyon. After considerable debate, Sheryl settled on the name Clara Red.
The birth certificate would never show a father.
Lydia finished up the paperwork and stayed until mid-afternoon
to make sure there were no afterbirth complications. She gave Sheryl a
sponge bath and by dusk I’d driven her back to her car. I tried to give her
a couple hundred dollars for her services but she refused to take it, told me
to spend it on my child. I didn’t correct her error. Just like Sheryl, maybe
I too wanted to become someone different, become a mentor and protector
for this tiny girl.
She nodded and got into the back of the Jeep with Clara, who had
started to fuss.
“Now climb back onto that thing and git,” I told Lonny. “If I see
you again you won’t be so lucky.” I raised the shotgun and pointed it at
his head.
“Take...take it easy, mister. I’m going, I...I’m going.”
With a roar, he took off down-canyon. I fired a round after him to
encourage his rapid retreat. Nobody said anything until the silence and the
comforting heat had returned to the canyon.
“Is...is it really true?” the blonde asked Sheryl, who had begun to
weep.
Sheryl nodded and they hugged.
Clara seemed to recover first and burbled happily in her car seat.
We headed slowly into town, dropped the blonde off at her apartment,
shaken, unhurt, but grateful to us for avoiding a possible similar fate.
We never saw Lonny again. Clara continued to grow like wild oats
after a spring rain. I screened in the entire front porch and it became her
giant playpen, keeping critters away and our child safe. Months then years
passed with Clara turning into a beautiful little princess and her mother
into an earth-goddess. At four, Clara could almost recite her alphabet
without coaching. And Sheryl and I read to her every night from children’s
books I bought at the Goodwill Store.
“You know, things are gonna have to change,” Sheryl said one
night over dinner.
“Yes, I was wondering when you’d bring it up. Personally, I like
the way things are now.”
“I know, but Clara needs to go to pre-school, be with other kids. I
love it here in the canyon but...but Clara and I can’t stay.”
“I know. But how...how will it work?”
Sheryl gulped a mouthful of wine and leaned toward me. “I’ve
been talking with Lydia. You know her husband died years ago.”
“Yes, I remember. She disappeared from CVS for a few months.”
“Well she still lives in their three-bedroom on the south side, near
the lake park. She said that Clara and I could stay with her. There are
schools nearby.”
“What about you?” I took Sheryl’s hand and squeezed.
She grinned. “Well first, I’m gonna look into tattoo removal.” She
pointed to some of the uglier ones on her forearms. “I was thinking I could
sign up for the nursing program at the community college. And I could
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help Lydia with midwifing. Maybe when I get set up I can meet someone
that’s willing to...to love me, regardless of my past.”
“Sounds like you have it all planned out.”
“All except how I’m gonna live without you.”
“Come to the canyon on the weekends. I can teach Clara to ride
Pinto when she gets bigger. And...we can talk.”
“You know, I never asked...and if you don’t wanna tell me, that’s
cool. But...but why were you in prison?”
I knew that day would come when she’d want to know and I felt
surprised that she’d waited so long. But I didn’t want to lose her. And after
Clara was born, we had the closest thing to a family that I had known in
my 78 years.
“It’s okay, Pops. You don’t have to tell,” she repeated.
“No, I want to. But I understand if you don’t want to see me
again.”
“Why? What could you have done that was so...oh.”
“Yes, it turns out that Lonny and I have shared some common
experiences. I got 25 to life for mine.”
“But you’re nothing like that creep.”
“I’ve been repenting for my sins for fifty years. It still doesn’t
seem like enough.”
Sheryl reached across the table and grabbed my hand. “It’s enough
for me.”
The canyon seems extra quiet, the way I like it. I have lunch with
Clara and Sheryl once a month when I go into town. And during the spring
and summer they come out and help me put the Terry back in shape. Never
was a good housekeeper.
Lydia’s been bugging me to let her move in with me. She’s cut
back her days working at CVS and figures I need someone to massage my
back and shoulders after a day’s ride. It’s been decades since I’ve shared
a bed with anyone. But I’ve loved her for a long time. She knew it all along
but didn’t push it, especially when her husband was alive. But now maybe
it’s time to share the canyon’s quiet with another, to listen to the coyotes,
the lowing of the herd, and to openly admit my failings to someone and
seek final atonement.
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BILL BAYNES
A FRESHENING
WILL KIRKLAND
A CERTAIN ELDERLY FRENCHMAN, EIGHTY-THREE
An arm flew by
all of a sudden. I did not see the rest
of my wife, forever.
She took another son too.
We never said goodbye, forever.
I have heard
in your country
they are called
Blue Angels, that
thousands gather
to watch them.
I have heard
that people rush up to the roofs
when they hear the sound.
What a thrill! What a sight!
When we heard we flew down.
We ate the dirt
to go even deeper, away
from the sound, from what we had seen.
A MURDER OF CROWS
I saw a murder of crows
mob a raven today
and thought of our family,
my cousins and cousins of cousins
spread over continents, seas. (cont)
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JUDITH CODY
MAN OF 99 YEARS LOOKS OUT THE NURSING HOME WINDOW
socks.”
Curtis had my interest. A good part of my planning period time
was invested in looking over the box scores in the morning paper, and he
had alluded to my team. “You mean the Red Sox?”
Charlie sneered. “Ha, ha, he doesn't even know what color.”
“Well, I don't go around looking at people’s socks. Yes, the red
ones. But you only get to be in the club if you eat some of their cereal
every morning and let them take blood. I don't like needles. I’ll probably
pass out.”
This didn't make any sense to me. “Who told you all of this?”
“There was this guy from the cereal company, and Principal
Sardonicus, and….”
Okay, not his real name, which I borrow from a horror movie. If
you had seen both the film and the way the head of our school walked
around with a frozen smile on his face, the connection would be obvious.
Not to suggest he was a monster. Not as far as I knew.
“There was a woman too.” Charlie cut in. “She had her hair pulled
back so tight it stretched her eyes out.”
“Yeah, she looked mean. I think she was just a nurse or something.
There was a doctor something too. They wore white coats like you do, Mr.
C, when you do those magic tricks.”
“Those are experiments, idiot,” declared Charlie.
“There he goes again. Did you hear that?” Another finger wag,
standing over his friend. “Soap, Mr. C. Soap!”
Before the two could get into another of their mock slap fights, I
decided to take a closer look at the letter and went back to my desk. “Sit
down, Curtis.”
I skipped to the important part. The boys who belong to the Science
Club have many additional privileges. They get a quart of milk daily
during that time, they’re taken to a baseball game….”
Baseball! Damn, Curtis had it right. I took offense to the
organization of a science club without first consulting the science teacher
and intended to march straight down to the principal’s office at the break
and let him know how I felt about the school going behind my back. I
passed out worksheets to a collective groan, and afterwards requested
silent reading, while I sat at my desk and composed my complaint in my
head.
March I did. My speech, however, was silenced by Dr. Sardonicus
in a peremptory strike. He must have spotted me coming and stepped out
of his office, hand extended. “Mr. Crawley. Just the man I want to see.
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Saves me a trip. Take a seat.” I followed him inside and did so. He
remained standing. The desk lamp behind him cast his shadow over me.
“We are very lucky to have the Shaker Cereal Company interested
in our boys. They’re working with scientists from one of our finest
institutions to develop healthier breakfast products. I’m sure you’ll
understand, especially as farmers use more and more pesticides on their
crops, there is concern chemicals may be getting into the grain. We don't
want that.”
I wondered if he had memorized a sales brochure.
“No, sir.” I must have confirmed, curious to know where his pitch
was going.
“It’s about improved health. So I’m all for it. They propose to
fortify the food with vitamins and other nutrients, which they think will be
absorbed instead of the pesticides. Strong bones you know. Of course, they
need to test this. Our boys, bless them, want to help.”
A few questions occurred to me. Modified slightly, due to the
force of his glowing yellow eyes burrowing into my forehead, I combined
them. “How so?”
“Eating breakfast cereal. It will not only be better nutrition for the
boys; the program will be good for our school as well. I hope you’ll
encourage your class to participate and take charge of the club on our end.”
Still a little confused, taking charge sounded right. “If it’s good
for the students, I’m happy to help,” I confirmed, then, as an apparent
afterthought added, “Would you expect me to chaperone the boys for this
baseball game they’ve been talking about?”
“That’s right. You’re the baseball fan,” he seemed excited to
confirm, his lips curled, red, as if full of blood or having recently drank
some. “I think Shaker Cereals would be on board with that. I’ll want you
to meet with the research team and work out the details. Let’s say
tomorrow morning. Be at the cafeteria an hour early. The school would
very much appreciate any help you can provide them. As would I. As
would I. Let me know how it goes.”
In the hall by myself, the door already closed behind me, I
promised to do so.
While starting an hour early the next day did not appeal to me, the
idea of being part of a research project did. I wondered if elaborate
scientific instruments would be brought into the school and was eager to
look them over as I adored gadgetry; the more knobs and wires the better.
I kept my own small collection on display on the black soapstone shelf
along the classroom windows. Most I acquired from Sam’s Science and
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has a battery in it. But I’ll definitely follow your advice on that. Thanks so
much.”
It had a new battery, in fact, but the lie worked. He seemed
satisfied. Just in case, since my collegial attitude was a bust, I tried to act
more subservient.
“If there is anything I can do to ensure the success of your
experiment, then please let me know. I really admire scientific progress.”
Gray flannel suit must have been listening. “In fact, Mr. Crawley,
we would very much appreciate it if you could encourage the boys who
are not already participating to join our club and to stick with it. And if
there are additional incentives that we can offer, suggestions are
welcome.”
“The baseball game was a terrific idea. The boys all love
baseball.”
Unable to suggest anything else on the spot, I promised to think
about it before our next meeting. Much to my relief, they assured me I
need not participate in the experiment itself. I could remain a cheerleader
on the sidelines. So it went.
Curtis provided updates on club activities. They had not accepted
the new routine without some grumbling. No defections though. I did my
part to keep it that way, longer than I should have.
In the break room one day a veteran teacher, Mrs. Kershaw,
between two long drags of her Chesterfield non-filtered, lamented, “I keep
getting older, but the students always stay the same age.” I wondered about
this remark. Dramatic changes, to be fair, are more common with teens
than with her third-grade group. But a few weeks into club activities,
several of the boys seemed somehow different in a way I could not put my
finger on.
Thinking back on it, I first noticed something odd the same
morning when Charlie complained of stomach pains.
“Maybe if you weren't eating so much cereal,” Curtis let slip. I
could tell by the look on his face he had broken a rule. I gave him the “I’m
wise to you” look, eyebrows raised. “Mr. C., I don't like this stuff they’re
making us eat.”
“Yes?”
“So …. I’ve been giving mine to Charlie. I think it’s killing him.”
“Don’t be stupid.” Charlie answered on cue, followed by a groan.
“I’ve just got a stomachache. That’s all. May I go to the restroom?”
A teacher should never question the immediacy of gastrointestinal
disorders. “Sure, grab the pass. There could be hall monitors staking the
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place out.”
Curtis held out his wrists and struck a pose from the Pietà, unable
to keep a straight face. “Are you going to turn me in, Mr. C?”
I shook my head. “No, but you have to promise not to give him
your share any more. They might shut down the club.”
He jumped to attention, and saluted. “Yessir. Boy Scouts honor.”
I wouldn't have thought about it again except at the end of the day,
when I was picking up wads of paper from the classroom floor. I noticed
a number of hairs on and around Charlie’s desk, not unlike I was beginning
to see on my pillow at home. I had no idea what to think about premature
balding so young. Losing hair in my early 20s was sad enough.
A week or so later I noticed many of the boys either had some
mild flu symptoms or their parents had called them in sick. The boys were
using the bathroom pass so often it began to look like a human chain. So
often, I was concerned some of the other teachers would complain to the
office. They acted nice enough, but I had already witnessed the ratting out
of a fellow teacher more than once for a trivial infraction. If the principal
decided the boys were too unwell to go on a field trip, I wondered if it
would be merely postponed or canceled entirely.
Normally I don’t leave the classroom when the boys are present,
but one of the assistants was there and I needed to get ahead of the story
with only a couple of days left before the big event. I hurried down to the
office where Mrs. Humphrey held the first line of defense.
I started with the usual pleasantries and asked about her cat, who
was due to have kittens. Since they had in fact arrived it took five minutes
for her to describe the blessed event before I could fulfill my mission.
“I’m sure they’re adorable. Please take some pictures. So, I just
wanted to let you know that the boys are doing an experiment today and
maybe Monday and will be making a lot of trips to the restroom for water.
I’ve told them to try not to disturb the other classes.”
“Thank you so much, Mr. Crawley. Most teachers wouldn’t have
bothered to tell me.”
Mission accomplished, I returned to the classroom. Damn if Curtis
didn’t have the Geiger counter out of the box and was waving it around. I
blamed Mrs. Humphrey’s kittens for my having kept me from the
classroom too long, and the assistant, who was paying no attention.
The device was working better for Curtis than it had for me,
chirping in a steady manner.
“Hey Mr. C., look what happens when I wave it over Charlie.”
There was a notable crescendo. “Why is it doing that? I think it’s because
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and, suddenly, my head began to swim. To keep from falling, I had to cling
to a flagpole. Must have been doing too much reading the night before, I
thought, unable to focus, and hoped it wasn't a fever, a sign I had caught
whatever plagued my classroom. I squeezed my eyes shut, hoping to
regain my equilibrium. Then, strangely enough, I began to see things,
horrible things. The adults placed Curtis and Charlie and the others in
handcuffs and covered their heads with cloth bags, then herded them into
awaiting vans in order to whisk them off to a remote facility where they
would be detained indefinitely and submitted to insidious psychological
tortures. I screamed for the stadium police to intervene. Instead, they
halted traffic so the dark windowless vehicles could speed away with their
victims.
In a panic, I reopened my eyes. For a moment I felt relieved upon
discovering the boys had not been kidnapped by covert government
operatives, only to suspect they had been replaced by bizarre wax
facsimiles, confirmed when they began to melt rapidly right in front of me.
Gripped by an odd paralysis, I could only watch their disintegration. Soon
nothing was left but two smeared vertical lines across the parking lot, a
sort of giant Motherwell canvas. In despair I ground my fists into my face
and cried.
“One line,” I said. “One line.”
But no one was listening. I had lost control of my class and soon
found myself sitting alone in the parking lot. Whether I couldn’t stand up
or just didn’t really want to do so, I can’t say. They had taken all of the
tickets and shuffled off into the stadium without me. So I sat in self-
imposed exile, tried to ignore the gravel digging into the seat of my
trousers, and wondered about what I had witnessed my students endure.
The boys had been cleverly bribed to ignore what was happening to them,
deceived and sacrificed for the imagined good of a nation, or merely for
confirmation of the powers at the fingertips of a few fat, balding, otherwise
feckless bureaucrats.
I had done nothing, had even facilitated the fiendish experiments,
I realized. The cheers of the Fenway crowd struck me in waves, crashing
right into each temple, like a migraine certain to punish me for hours.
Maybe much, much longer.
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WILLIAM NUNEZ
UNTITLED FOR NOW
JIM TILLEY
STALKING PREY
WARREN WOESSNER
SPRING IS NOT EARLY THIS YEAR
JOHN RAFFETTO
CHAOS THEORY
NEVADA NEON
Dust upon a
Greyhound windshield
smeared green reflection
where mind clouds surge into town.
Mountain backbone of flight
as Carlos Castaneda strolls the neon strip
watching Las Vegas Show Girls
and peyote slot machines.
In a sightless evening he
reaches beyond cactus silhouettes
and shattered light,
running in darkness trusting the oneness
while fools on the strip believe
there is nothing more.
Raffetto
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NOCTURNAL FEVER
CHRISTOPHER CERVELLONI
SINKING SHIPS
elbows artificially bent and held stiff. It wore the same clothes from the
night before. “Why change him if he isn’t dirty?” Elizabeth had said when
Matthew first met the android. “It’s not like he ever sweats or has B.O. or
bad breath.”
Matthew stepped closer to the inanimate android. “Hello?”
Another step. He waved a hand in front of its face. No response. A
retractable cord extended from what should have been its kidneys to an
electrical outlet. Elizabeth had unplugged Matthew’s coffeemaker in order
to plug in her boyfriend—now fiancé. Matthew yanked out the cord and
re-plugged his coffee machine.
“Good morning, Captain Burke.”
“Whoa!” Matthew jumped back.
“I am sorry if I. startled you.” The low whine as the android’s
electrical cord wound up and closed off into his kidney. “I see you would
like. coffee. I will make. coffee. for you.”
“I’ll do it.”
A robotic hand came up into his Matthew’s face. It smelled
rubbery. “I insist. Please. Sit.” The android’s arm swung out toward the
breakfast nook. It surprised Matthew that it already knew the layout of the
house.
“I like my coffee a certain way,” Matthew said.
“I’m certain I can replicate your. method. Do you take. cream? or
sugar?”
“Fine.” He rolled his eyes. “Cream and sugar. But get it right.”
From his seat in the breakfast nook, Matthew watched the android
move with incredible efficiency through the kitchen, opening the
refrigerator, picking out the creamer, opening the drawer, retrieving a
spoon, and a few minutes later when the coffee machine beeped, it scooped
the sugar and poured the creamer with enviable precision. To have had
men like that on my ship, Matthew thought.
The android entered the breakfast nook with coffee in one hand
and a box of cereal in the other. “Would you like cereal?” it asked—a pre-
recorded line smoothly spoken. “I strongly recommend Kellogg’s Whole-
Grain Nutroids. With only one hundred and sixty calories per serving, it
offers a highly nutritious start to your day. Nutroids: The Nutroid way
jumpstarts your day.”
And immediately Matthew hated that thing again.
“No,” he said. “Just coffee.”
“I am happy. to keep you company.”
“You’re dismissed.”
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“How dare you?” Elizabeth crossed her arms. “Trevor is not some
appliance you turn off.”
Jacob slunk into the breakfast nook and slid into a chair. His
presence barricaded father and daughter into their angered silence.
Trevor returned with three spoons in one hand and a cereal box in
the other. “Would you like cereal, Jacob? I strongly recommend Kellogg’s
Whole-Grain Nutroids. With only one hundred and sixty calories per
serving, it offers a highly nutritious start to your day. Nutroids: The
Nutroid way jumpstarts your day.”
“Whatever,” Jacob said.
The android pushed a bowl in front of Jacob, poured the cereal—
his hand vibrating to shake out an exact amount—and poured the milk.
Matthew and Elizabeth stewed silently, as Jacob’s thumb lowered
like a lever, pressed against his phone’s screen, slid up against the fulcrum
of his hand, and lowered again. He ate the entire bowl of cereal without
looking up from that BestLife app. Every once in a while, a “Huh,” a laugh,
a confused face, or the rare whispered, “The fuck?” and then his thumb
scrolled whatever the fuck it was away.
•
“Trevor can drive, Daddy,” Elizabeth said. “He’s like really
good.”
That thing isn’t touching my car, Matthew thought. He said, “Let’s
walk.”
“But it might rain.”
“Can’t the android get wet?”
“No one says ‘android’ anymore, Daddy. We say ‘digital
companion.’ The A-word is a pejorative.”
If it walks like a duck, Matthew thought. He said, “Digital
companion. Got it.”
“Let Trevor show you how good a driver he is. Pleeeeease,”
Elizabeth said.
The android drove them the half mile into town. They drove past
four “Coming Soon” billboards. Past two new scuba shops. Past new
canvas or plywood covering darkened windows and renovated entrances.
Past a handyman on a ladder repainting the front marquee of Chip’s Bait-
n-Tackle. Past Better Off Bread, where Matthew and Carmen used to sit
out front eating scones and Danishes. Past two different boutiques
advertising “Sinking Sale!” Past a souvenir shop—the kind that Elizabeth
loved—that sold neon shirts with sarcastic or sexually inappropriate
comments, easily broken skim boards, thin towels, leaky goggles, and shot
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people attended. Beyond the pier, however, front porches all down
Campion Street filled with mimosa-drinking and binocular-wearing
spectators. Widow’s walks and second-story balconies all filled with
onlookers. The bump of bass from a stereo. The random burst of group
laughter. The town was celebrating.
John O’Connell stepped up to the podium and started the
ceremony. He extolled the virtues of recycling obsolete materiel for the
benefit of marine biology. He listed the types of indigenous plant and sea
life. “There will be some coastal and species migration,” he defended the
counterpoint no one had fired, “but the net gain is so significantly
positive.” He introduced Rear Admiral Davison, who also rambled on,
using mismatched battle metaphors about how these decommissioned
ships would be a new fortified base for sea life, how these ships would win
the fight against coastal erosion, how these obsolete ships shall not perish
but merely go under so that others may live. “And we have a VIP with us
today,” the Rear Admiral said. “Captain Matthew Burke.” Matthew half-
stood, waved coyly and sat again. “Captain Burke commanded the USS
Montez—it’s the big one out there—during the Battle of Maracay and
Siege of Maturin. He’s the longest serving captain of any of the ships we
commit to the sea today. Please join me in saluting Captain Burke.”
The small crowd clapped enthusiastically. Elizabeth screamed,
“Way to go, Daddy!” and Jacob took a picture on his phone, and the other
uniformed officers by the podium stood and saluted Matthew.
The collar of his summer whites pulled tight around his neck, and
his cap pressed tight against his forehead. He breathed shallow to stop his
gut from pulling his shirt from his belt. His medals hung heavy on his
chest. He returned the salute, and the clamor died down again.
“Now, let’s begin the countdown, shall we?” the Rear Admiral
said. “Ten...nine….”
Matthew did not look at his ship so much as he saw it. The
helicopter pad on the stern was a rusted gray deck without adornment of
any kind. Once, a single marine helicopter pilot flew for twenty-seven
hours straight to evacuate the sick sailors and save the healthy ones from
the Lambda variant. Matthew sought to recommend that pilot for a medal,
but he never discovered the pilot’s name. The glass windows of the
deckhouse, once thin like the eyes of a warrior’s glare, had been removed,
leaving only perforated dots. The gun turrets, once weapons so fierce the
mere knowledge of their proximity forced enemy retreats, were now only
empty hollows on the deck. Gone too was the thin railing where Ensign
Schmidt had gotten so seasick and vomited hours into his first deployment.
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The officers had laughed, and finally Matthew relented and said, “Oh,
someone get him a bottle of water. And pull him off that railing. Poor kid
might go overboard.” And there was the bow. Whenever he could,
Matthew had stood right there and looked out into the curve of the Earth,
smelled the salt and the fresh and the weather and sent wishes back home
to his son and daughter and wife—that was, until she divorced him. Even
after he signed the divorce papers, it was the endless ocean and the view
from that bow that kept him steady when he wanted to steer the ship into
the Chesapeake and order the railgun fired into his ex-wife’s new
boyfriend’s bedroom window. Now, the bow held only a single inflated
balloon floating above the plywood box of fireworks.
“Five…four…,” the crowd chanted.
Jacob raised his phone to film the event. His eyes on the screen to
frame the shot, not actually seeing the event directly. Elizabeth wrapped
her arms around her android and rest her head on its shoulder—making a
logistical moment romantic. Her mother used to do the same thing.
“...three...two...one,” the crowd chanted.
Matthew hoped for a clear and decisive explosion. A detonation
that sent debris high into the air, and only after the “oohs” and “aaahs”
subsided would the debris splash down and spark a new round of awe. He
wanted a boom that the spectators would feel against their eyebrows and
vibrations they would sense in their ankles. A sound so deep that it became
matter and occupied physical space. A percussion so massive that it would
bewilder the crowd with the previously unimaginable force required to
destroy such an amazing ship.
Instead, he heard only the paltry thwup...thwup-thwup of small
and controlled detonations. The salt breeze continued normally. The
promised fireworks were little more than bottle rockets timed to each
detonation. The cloudy gray sky accented their golden firestreams, but
there was no tantalizing fizzle or snap to end their propulsion—the gold
light merely faded and fell into the ocean. Circles of air bubbles percolated
on the surface, and the ships didn’t so much sink as melt like a stick of
butter in a hot skillet. The USS Montez, his ship, lowered
anticlimactically, tilted to starboard, and then fully disappeared under
rumbling bubbles. He never even noticed the other three ships.
The small grandstand crowd waited patiently until the last gray
ship blended into the same gray hue as the horizon. Unlike the partiers
lining Campion Street patios, the grandstand crowd expected a goodbye,
a solemn dedication of the once mighty but now obsolete ships. The
Campion Street porches and widow’s walks emptied and partiers refilled
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their mimosas. Unlike the grandstands, they had expected spectacle and
entertainment.
He met his children in the parking lot. Elizabeth lifted her head
off her android and pecked its cheek again. Jacob slouched around his
phone, tapping into that BestLife app with an unhuman rapidity. A whoosh
sound. Several dings. “Oh, so she likes this,” Jacob said to no one, “but
not my mashup lip-sync.”
Matthew suggested seafood for lunch. Jacob said, “I’ll make
reservations,” and his thumbs tapped against his phone’s screen.
“Elizabeth,” the android said. “My battery is. low.”
Get used to it, buddy, Matthew thought. She never fed her goldfish
either.
Elizabeth glared at her father. “This is why you can’t unplug him
at the butt crack of dawn to make coffee.”
“Why didn’t he plug himself back in?”
“That’s not how it works,” Elizabeth said.
“I have,” the android said, “thirty-seven minutes remaining.
before activating standby mode.”
“Go ahead on back.” Matthew held out his car keys. “I’m going
to walk home.”
“Noooo,” Elizabeth whined. “Stay with us. This is your day,
Daddy. Tell us more about your ship.”
“I don’t know how to explain it,” Matthew said.
“I can. help,” the android said. “The USS Montez was a Zumwalt
III destroyer. It carried a crew of one-hundred and seventy-five sailors and
additional mission-specific support personnel. The Montez was the first
ship to fire a railgun in combat, and it was one of the first to use
Tumblehome stealth technology and SPY-7 multi-function radar. The QX-
450 turbines were capable of powering the ship’s propulsion up to forty-
five knots while also powering its two rail guns. Other more standard
armaments included AVL cells for Tomahawk and Stealth Missiles, a 155-
millimeter AGS gun, LRLAP, and two MK46s. One of the most active
ships during the Venezuelan Revolution (2036-2039), its captains include
Captain John McClusky, Captain Carla Neil, and Captain Matthew Burke,
who commanded the ship until its decommission in 2047.”
“See, Daddy?” Elizabeth beamed. “Trevor even knows what it’s
like to be in the Navy.”
•
Early the next morning, Matthew scooped coffee grounds while
the android stood stiffly, plugged into the opposite corner, powered down
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and charging. While the water dripped into the carafe, Matthew stared at
the android. Unmoving. Tethered. Dependent upon that little black cord
extending to the wall. Like Elizabeth had said: “Trevor is not some
appliance you turn off.” Simple. Matthew reached past the android and
unplugged its cord.
The android slowly rose to consciousness. “Good morning,
Captain Burke.” It smiled an artificial smile. “Would you please plug me
in to an. electrical outlet? I am less than. twenty-three percent. charged.”
“Plug yourself in.”
“My programing does not allow for self-electrification,” the
android said. The small and controlled movements of its paltry lips
declared nothing but its own incompetence.
“I’m going for a swim,” Matthew said. The android powered itself
down, leaving its black cord dangling.
The ocean was calm, almost clear, as if Poseidon himself,
empathizing with Matthew, sent small ripples out over the water instead
of whitecaps. Matthew crossed Campion Street, pressed his goggles
against his eyes, and waded in. He swam the half mile to the pier, and then
pushed himself the few hundred yards past the pier and to the USS Montez.
Above his ship, he floated facedown in the saltwater embrace. He saw the
outline of his ship surprisingly close, the top of the deckhouse only twenty
or thirty feet below. Funny, he thought, how goggles blur vision above
water but clarify it below. In the tinted light, his Montez still looked regal.
In the months and years to come, he knew, coral and algae would coat and
distort his ship like boils and pockmarks on a beautiful woman’s face. Fish
would find protection in the hull and other fish would make it their new
hunting grounds. But that morning, his Montez still appeared strong.
Ready to sail away toward underwater battles far out of sight of human
eyes.
Around 9am, Elizabeth shuffled in wearing her oversized shirt.
Jacob followed her in. “Trevor,” Jacob shouted through the wall. “Coffee.”
“We had a late night.” Elizabeth giggled. “He’s not done
charging.”
There sat both his children, staring listlessly into their phones.
Their thumbs scrolling BestLife. Their faces mirrored the mood of each
rolling photograph or poorly punctuated comment.
Inhale. Matthew closed the Wall Street Journal. Exhale.
He loaded the BestLife app. He had not logged in since Jacob helped him
build a profile two Christmases ago. Two hundred and seventeen
notifications. Matthew skimmed them, realized they were all pitches to
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NATANIA ROSENFELD
VISITING MY SICK FRIEND
AFTER QUARANTINE
CHARLES SPRINGER
SPREES
First I gotta wait for the automatic door to slide open and then I gotta walk
through Women's Wear and then the shoes and footies I often mistake for
mittens, then get distracted in the cookie aisle and discover I can't live
without a red toaster so I pick one up and carry it through the bed linen
aisle and grab a new pillow on the way out and wish I had one of those
battery-driven shopping carts when I finally come to the shelves of jeans
would you believe without my size all because of my lengthy inside leg
and only the really dark blue ones I'd have to put through forty washings
before the blue became “my” blue and you, what about you there on your
great big butt, legs numbed up, eyes frozen to the screen, fingers clutching
on the mouse, waiting for a same day delivery of what you just forgot!
Springer
BOBBING DEAD
Roscoe adopted this dog, some kind of spaniel beagle mix. He never
wanted a purebred, never liked their dispositions, their genetically
predetermined behaviors. Anyway, new little Bosco died shortly after
Roscoe brought him home but instead of Roscoe burying him in the
backwoods by the tree up which he liked to tree squirrels, Roscoe took
him to Taco, his taxidermist who occasionally toyed with robotics and here
was certainly an occasion. A couple of weeks later Roscoe took newly-
stuffed Bosco home. Bosco walked room to room, in and out of the house,
around the backyard. Come one Tuesday Roscoe finds newly-stuffed
Bosco gone. He gets this call from Herbo himself down at Herbo's Electro
Applianco telling him newly-stuffed Bosco's out on the sidewalk bobbing
up and down to all sixteen big screen TVs. Roscoe admits now he should
have just put Bosco in the ground.
Springer
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KIMBERLY NUNES
DOUBLE HELIX
…during the dry years, the people forgot about the rich years, and
when the wet years returned, they lost all memory of the dry years.
—Steinbeck
My father didn’t believe in climate change, nor that his world was
changing, forests burning, rivers overflowing, then parched again,
aquifers—once gushing silently beneath our feet—collapsing to dust. In
California, we’re drilling water with oil rigs now, to irrigate our lettuce,
keep it leafy and moist.
You watch, in a hundred years, it will all be the same, this world…will be
just fine. He circles his finger on the table. A quote from East of Eden to
back him up—I take deep breaths. Hold him responsible for nothing—
own my anxiety.
His world spread from Chualar and Gonzales, to Salinas, to Palo Alto,
and back again. California’s second gold rush. The pristine edge of Del
Monte Forest. The house sits barely off the crashing coast, hidden in
trees. I look down from an airplane to a point called Pescador, he’s down
there.
A life begun in labor, having come from parents born to it. Sugarcane
and lettuce fields, factories, some died there. A fragile balance, a family
agreement, to speak around it. We understand the end of day, dusk, the
end of land where the ghost trees stand. Without end.
As a boy, he wanted to build a Dogs Town, for lost dogs. His two canine
beloveds, Scottie and Stuart, their devotion and spirit, they jumped and
wagged. He built a business instead, had to grow it. Appetite creates
passion.
(cont)
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DENNIS MCFADDEN
O’HANLON’S LAST STAND
A small man with sharp shoulders and a hollow chest, his voice
was thick as a purr. From the edge of the bed, he pulled on his work boots,
which had never seen a day’s work, leaving him little dressing left to do.
He hobbled to the table and turned on the hotplate, Molly doing figure
eights around his ankles. At the window he raised the shade. An overcast
day, cement-colored smears across an asphalt sky. Between the houses he
could see a wide slice of Memorial Park, the ballfields brown and
withered, the surrounding trees bare, the water of the creek beyond as cold
as slate.
He warmed his hands over the glowing halo of the hotplate, took
a bottle of Iron City Beer from the ice box, sprinkled a handful of food
into Molly’s dish, which she attacked with grace and greed. Gulping his
breakfast, he turned on the old clock radio, frozen at 9:22, and a Christmas
carol commenced—deck the halls with boughs of holly. Christmas Eve!
He’d forgotten. That accounted for the Christmas tree in his dream—odd,
how that dream lingered. Most of his dreams were an unmemorable
muddle, like much of his waking life, and this was the first time he’d
dreamt about Sally Brady since—since when? He glanced toward her
ancient picture amid the dusty clutter atop his dresser. What would she
look like today? Was she even alive? Rubbing his stiff hands over the
hotplate, he gritted his remaining teeth. And though he normally stretched
his aspirin supply, he swallowed his last two with a gulp of beer.
He let the hotplate and aspirin work their magic on his hands
before tackling his bootlaces. One tug and the first lace snapped. Holding
the broken piece, he sat up with a sigh, took another gulp of his beer.
Closing his eyes over the bottle, he followed the long string backwards,
saw himself in the handsome olive drab of his C.C.C. uniform, his pride
reflected in Sally Brady’s glowing eyes, saw himself shirtless, hale, and
tanned, working in the sunshine of a new day constructing the town’s dam,
then, even earlier, haying in the fields of Morley’s farm. He looked at the
frayed end of the string in his hand.
“They don’t make ’em like they used to,” he told Molly. “Course,
they never did.”
Molly sat by her dish, washing her whiskers with an elegant
bobbing of her head, nodding in agreement.
Harvey. O’Hanlon, as was his custom, pretended not to notice her peeping
out from behind the curtain. It was a delicate and complex ecosystem:
Because Hattie was a cat-loving busy-body with the nose of a bloodhound,
she always sent Harvey down to O’Hanlon’s room to attend to Molly’s
litter box after O’Hanlon was gone. Because Harvey was none of those
things, and resented cat-poop duty, he compensated himself by pilfering
O’Hanlon’s beer. Because O’Hanlon thought a beer was a small enough
price for Molly’s comfort, he pretended not to notice. All in all, it worked
out fine.
For some reason—perhaps the odd feel of his loose boot, perhaps
Christmas Eve—O’Hanlon, breaking with his normal custom, turned,
smiled, and waved. From behind her curtain, Hattie did not smile. She
gave a wary nod, wondering what the hell O’Hanlon was up to.
Two kinds of people in the world, O’Hanlon thought: those who
wonder what the hell other people are up to, and those who are up the hell
to something.
Turning, he headed off, up Valley toward Main, admiring the
plastic Santas and plywood reindeer on porches and rooftops and yards of
dead grass. He hoped Harv would change Molly’s litter today, instead of
just scooping it out. Be a nice Christmas treat for the old girl. His breaths
puffed out before him as he huffed up the hill, an air of festivity about
them. It looked like snow. Snow on Christmas Eve? He couldn’t remember
the last time. He noticed how the lighter streaks of gray in the sky were
smeared over the darker, like God erasing his blackboard. What the hell
would God be erasing? You wouldn’t think He’d get anything wrong in
the first place.
Or maybe the lesson was simply over. Maybe class was dismissed.
Up on Main, Jum’s was all decked out, a string of tinsel across the
front window above the big, black letters, Jum’s Bar & Grill. Jum himself
was all decked out too, his white apron tied high, starched and cleaner than
usual, his red Santa’s cap another year seedier. That asshole Charlie
Waters and a couple of his pals were the only other customers. O’Hanlon
had been hoping against hope Weasel Fleager might be there.
Nodding to Jum, he headed for his stool down at the end of the
bar. “Jesus Christ, Doodle,” Charlie Waters said, “you smell like a goddam
cat.”
“Well kiss my ass, Charlie,” O’Hanlon said. “Maybe I taste like
one too.”
“Hey, Doodle,” said someone else, “your boot’s untied.”
Jum said, “We got Tom and Jerries today, Doodle.”
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By three o’clock, the place was packed and loud. The juke box
blared Christmas carols over a medley of hoots and laughs, smokers’
hacks, clinking glasses, rapping pool balls and rowdy chatter—music to
O’Hanlon’s ears. He knew nearly every face, though none of his pals was
there—all either dead or missing, like Weasel. Men with jobs had left work
early for a Christmas drink before heading home, while those without were
there to let those with buy them a drink. Sure enough, O’Hanlon couldn’t
spend a dime. Not that he tried.
Buster Clover, the kid who worked at the Hartsgrove Herald,
came in and bought him a beer. O’Hanlon still thought of him as a kid
even though he’d known him for years, but hell—wasn’t he still just as
many years younger? He’d always had a soft spot in his heart for the kid,
who always bought him a drink. Clover was a fellow who was up the hell
to something, like O’Hanlon, not one who wondered what the hell other
people were up to. Like Jum.
The place filled up with smoke. He watched it curl beneath the
pool table light—the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath—when
someone bought a round of heart-warming shots. Soon Clover was doing
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shoulder.
“Annie,” he said with a nod.
“Daniel,” she said with an identical nod.
Clover said, “Annie,” and the nods were unanimous.
O’Hanlon scratched his ribs and his scalp, feeling suddenly itchy,
invaded, impatient.
“I come to ask you up to supper,” Annie said. “I got a big turkey.”
“You had a big turkey,” O’Hanlon said. “But he’s dead now.”
Annie shook her head. “You got the same sense of humor your
father had when he was drunk, Daniel, about as funny as a toothache. You
coming up?”
“No thanks. My dance card’s full.”
“You’re just being stubborn.”
“I ain’t setting foot in that fat bastard’s house.”
“Henry Westphall’s gone now,” Annie said.
“Still his house.” O’Hanlon remembered the time he’d come to
blows with Westphall. Two or three times, actually. The last one hadn’t
ended well.
“It’s my house,” Annie said.
“I’m having my supper right here, thank you kindly. Some of
Jum’s prime beef jerky.”
“Sardines, too,” Clover said, “if you’re in the mood for surf and
turf.”
“Buster, you ain’t helping any,” Annie said. Then, to her brother,
“You shouldn’t be all alone at Christmas.”
“Well shit, do I look all alone?”
“Hell yes,” said Annie.
“Well, I ain’t,” O’Hanlon said. “These are my people.”
Annie shook her head.
“Except for Bowersox,” Clover said.
“Yeah,” O’Hanlon said, “Smokey Bowersox, he’s an asshole.
Him and Bullers. Bullers and Bowersox ain’t my people.”
“Neither is Charlie Waters,” Clover reminded him.
“Yeah. Count him out too.”
Shrugging her coat closed, Annie flipped her scarf around her
neck. “Door’ll be open,” she said. They watched her leave, a gust of white
flurries blowing in, O’Hanlon unclenching. Annie always joked, still
teased him to this day, that he’d believed in Santa Claus till the day he
dropped out of high school. And it might have almost been true. Looking
at the snow falling outside, at all the joy inside, he wondered if Branagh
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O’Hanlon’s Yule fire was not exactly crackling, but then the one
in his dream hadn’t crackled much either. From the steady flame of the
candle, he lit sheet after yellowing sheet of paper, watching them curl into
colorful flames. Molly lay purring in a tight heap by the bricks he’d placed
on the table to hold the fire. She was a contented cat on Christmas Eve,
her supper of tuna and milk still sweet on her tongue, the heat of real
flames soaking into her fur.
O’Hanlon was content as well. He’d joined Molly in a taste of
tuna, and now, one by one, he was savoring his old letters from Sally
Brady, line by line, savoring at the same time his Iron City, sip by sip. He
hadn’t read the letters in years, yet still she came alive with every word,
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her lips moving to this phrase or that, her eyes flashing like heat lightning.
He’d underlined parts. He couldn’t remember when. One by one, he held
the letters to the candle, dropped them to the bricks, watched them curl
and burn.
A pounding on the door. “Doodle!” Hattie yelled. “Is there a fire
in there?”
He opened the door a crack. Hattie’s eyes were round with worry,
searching over his shoulder, the shawl on her hair collecting snow. “Burnt
my supper’s all,” he said. “Got the window open to let the smoke out.”
“Are you sure….”
“Be fine,” he said, easing the door shut. “Have yourself a merry
little Christmas.”
“That was Hattie,” he told Molly. “Wondering what the hell we’re
up to.”
They watched the flames of the last letter die. The warmth
lingered in the old cat’s fur, where he put his hands as they stared at the
candle flame, which now would have to do. He closed his eyes, feeling the
phantom squeezing of his right hand. That was the hand he’d extended to
help Sally Brady from the table at the Moonlight Roller Rink—he’d been
home on leave from the C.C.C., and hadn’t known her at all, he’d
approached her on a dare from Weasel—and she’d smiled and squeezed
his hand, only a second or two, but that extra squeeze had been enough to
catapult his heart through the ceiling. Now the hand, bony and spotted,
bore no resemblance at all to the hand she’d held. And his eyes, open now,
old eyes with sandpaper lids, trying to see across the smoky little room to
where the snow blew in the window; they weren’t the same eyes that had
watched her walk away across a barren Main Street a year later, the day
before Christmas, many, many Christmases ago. That had been a
Christmas without any snow—a Christmas without any magic.
Still the flakes came down, good fat flakes, floating out of the dark
through the glow of the streetlights, three inches on the ground and
counting. Refreshed and refueled, O’Hanlon made his slippery way back
up to Main. There his heart dropped, seeing Jum locking up.
“Whatcha doing? It ain’t even eight yet.”
“Close up on Christmas Eve, Doodle.”
“Since when?”
“Since, oh, hell, about forty years ago.”
O’Hanlon stood beneath his hat, floppy earlugs catching snow.
“That right?”
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Well, you know where the ice box is at, don’t you?
The kitchen was dark, but it brightened considerably when he
opened the ice box. Grabbing two beers, he opened them both. Back in the
living room he sat rocking the chair on the quiet carpet, drinking beer,
watching Buster sleep under the Christmas tree.
This ain’t no fun, Weasel said.
O’Hanlon had to admit he was having a tough time keeping his
spirits up. What do you want me to do about it?
You got any of that whiskey left?
Nope. You got any of that dandelion wine?
Nope.
They sat for a while, listening to Clover snore. Tell you what,
Weasel said, why don’t we put his hand in warm water and see if he pisses
his pants?
That’s just plain stupid, O’Hanlon said.
Shit, Doodle, you never want to do anything that’s fun. Why don’t
we take down the Christmas stockings and hang up his dirty old socks?
Okay.
After that was done, Weasel said, How about we fill ’em up with
kitty litter?
Okay, O’Hanlon said. After that was done, there was nothing else
to do. They could chuckle about the dirty socks filled with kitty litter
hanging from the mantel for only so long, and then the beer was gone.
We may as well get on out of here.
Where we gonna go to? Weasel said.
Beats me. Pausing at the door, he took a last long look at the
Christmas lights, at the warm living room, the socks hanging from the
mantel. Look at that, Weasel said. You’re gonna start bawling.
I am like hell.
Are too. You don’t want to leave. You’re gonna bust out in tears
like a big ol’ baby. Just like you did when Sally Brady run off.
That’s just plain stupid, O’Hanlon said. That was when I was a
kid. Hell, I was younger’n Buster here. That was when I was too young to
know any better. Besides, it never even happened anyhow.
Did too, Weasel Fleager said. O’Hanlon ignored him. He stood
outside on the porch. The snow had stopped falling. Taking a deep breath
that never reached bottom, he realized he was all emptied out. He thought
of the pitcher, the heavy, blue and white pitcher Mrs. Morley poured ice-
cold lemonade from when he was a kid haying at Morley’s farm. It was an
indestructible pitcher, a little chip on its lip, and as soon as it was empty,
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He was trying to catch some shut-eye, but that little piss ant
Deemer wouldn’t quit yabbering long enough to let a body fall asleep. He
was what, maybe twenty, but looked closer to twelve. No wonder they had
him working on a Christmas Eve. He’d stood in his cell yabbering and
yabbering, and when O’Hanlon had had enough and closed his eyes,
ignoring him, Deemer had called in Chief Toole to have somebody else to
yabber at.
“Well, what the hell’d he do?” Toole asked. “Kill somebody?”
“Father Strano called me up. I guess he was disrupting their Mass
up there. Grabbing the chalice and chugging the wine.”
“Does he need medical attention?”
“I don’t think so. Just drunker’n a skunk is all.”
“Can he walk and talk?”
“He can stumble and mumble. I tried to keep him talking, but he
kept passing out.”
“Well, what the hell’d you call me for?”
“There is one other thing. Mary Lou Evans called up from down
at the Seven-Eleven—she seen him shoplifting in there earlier.”
“What’d he take this time?”
“Took a candle, some tuna, a pair of shoestrings. A big red bow.”
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Before he could get to feeling too pleased with himself, the angels
made out of straw lifted up and away from the limbs of the tree. Singing,
they floated among the snowflakes—one of those damn heavenly hosts
he’d always heard about—their straw features becoming real. Two of them
took his arms, lifting him. Up they went, floating high above the tree and
all around it, hovering in the warm glow with the floating flakes. I never
even flew before, O’Hanlon said. He looked at the two angels holding his
arms, and, looking again, he recognized them, tears coming to his eyes;
one was his mother, her face young again, untarnished by age or booze,
and the other was the beautiful Sally Brady.
Up they went even higher, O’Hanlon flying with them in his
brand-new bootlaces, far above the tree. I never even been off the ground
before! He could see all of Hartsgrove, the seven snow-covered hills, then
the whole countryside in beautiful blues and whites, then all of
Pennsylvania, then the world, a soft globe gently floating and bobbing like
a bulb on a Christmas tree limb. And then the universe, every miraculous
molecule.
So, there it was. Uh oh, he thought.
One of them damn dreams where you know you’re dreaming.
MIRIAM SAGAN
IN THE OLD ALBERTSONS
Baby on my hip
in the aisle of the old
Albertsons, you know
when we all
lived nearby
and it was on the
other side of the mall.
An old—to me—lady
came up
in the canned goods
asked: “What
is the nationality
of the baby’s father?”
(cont)
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An odd question,
and I said, “American”
which wasn’t the right answer
because she persisted:
“Is he a Jew?”
She startled me
but guessing I wouldn’t get hurt
I said yes and
“I am, too.”
DIANA COLE
MASSACRE OF INNOCENTS
Allowing that …
I need to sleep and if not
I want to scream and
if I could, why would I?
Who would hear,
who could act only
on condition the right
to bear arms is inalterable?
And by that time
those who cannot bear it
begin to forget.
It happens again,
again and again—
Sandy Hook, 21
Parkland, 17
Uvalde 21
Is 25 next?
What are the odds
nothing will be done?
As it could if screams
could be heard
over thoughts and prayers
If no one could dream of
allowing this….
Cole
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FORCED KISS
JAMES P COOPER
THAT HOUR
WILLIAM MILLER
HANDCARVED COFFINS
BILL GRIFFIN
EVERY SPRING THE TREES FILL WITH SONGBIRDS
An oriole, she’s perched
on the plastic chair
while her mother
chips and chirrs my ten
dollar trim; perched
bone-slender legs
drawn beneath her
birdlike ,useless,
born that way,
and birdlike too her tortured
body, all thorax, poised
to fly
LOVE SONG
CONTRIBUTORS
ROB ARMSTRONG mines comedy from his own life as a stay-at-home dad.
After graduating from the Wharton School of Business, he worked in
communication finance before taking an “early retirement” to look after his two
daughters. His first book, Daddy 3.0: A Comedy of Errors, published in 2016
(Gear Press), won the 2017 Independent Author Network Award for Best
Comedy/Satire Novel. Armstrong lives with his wife and daughters in the Greater
Philadelphia area.
JOE BAUMANN’s fiction and essays have appeared in Phantom Drift, Passages
North, Emerson Review, Another Chicago Magazine, Iron Horse Literary Review,
and many others. His debut short story collection, Sing With Me at the Edge of
Paradise, was chosen as the inaugural winner of the Iron Horse/Texas Tech
University Press First Book Award, and his second story collection is The Plagues
(2023, Cornerstone Press). His debut novel is I Know You’re Out There Somewhere
(2022, Deep Hearts YA). He can be reached at joebaumann.wordpress.com.
MORGAN BOYER is the author of The Serotonin Cradle (Finishing Line Press,
2018) and a graduate of Carlow University. They have been featured in Kallisto
Gaia Press, Thirty West Publishing House, Oyez Review, Pennsylvania English,
and Voices from the Attic. They are a neurodivergent bisexual woman who resides
in Pittsburgh, PA.
EMILY BUTLER is the author of Lucid Dreaming, Waking Life: Unlocking the
Power of Your Sleep (Toplight Books) and the poetry chapbook, Self Talk (Plan
B Press). Their work has appeared or is forthcoming in Painted Bride Quarterly,
Spoon River Poetry Review, Cape Cod Poetry Review, ELJ Editions, Anti-Heroin
Chic, and elsewhere. You can follow them on Twitter @EmilyFButler1.
ROXANNE CARDONA (she/her) was born in New York City. She has had
poems published or forthcoming in One Art, Pine Hills Review, Mason Street,
Constellations, Writing in a Woman’s Voice, Poetic Medicine, and elsewhere. She
has a BA/MS from Hunter College and MS from College of New Rochelle. She
was an elementary school teacher and principal in the South Bronx. She resides
in Teaneck, NJ, with her husband.
LYNN GLICKLICH COHEN lives in Milwaukee, WI, where she writes poems,
plays cello, walks her dog, feeds the birds and squirrels and, in spite of everything,
hopes for the best. Her poetry has been published in Amelia, Oberon Poetry
Magazine, Peregrine, St. Katharine Review, and Trampoline. Her novel, A
Terrible Case of Beauty, was published by Trebol Press in 2013.
AMELIA COULON is the author of six full-length romantic novels and over one
hundred short stories of various genres. She is fifty, the mother of two and has
been married to her soulmate for twenty-two years. Her work has been published
by Aspen House Publishing, The Journal of Compressed Creative Arts, Page &
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DIANA DONOVAN lives in Northern California with her husband and daughter.
Her poetry has recently appeared in Off the Coast, The Lindenwood Review, Rust
and Moth, and Chestnut Review. In 2021, she received nominations for a Pushcart
Prize and Best of the Net.
MICHAEL ESTABROOK has been publishing his poetry in the small press
since the 1980s. He has published over 30 collections, a recent one being The
Poet’s Curse, A Miscellany (The Poetry Box, 2019). He lives in Acton, MA.
michaelestabrook.org/
JOHN S EUSTIS is a happily retired librarian living in Virginia with his wife.
After growing up in central Michigan and the 1000 Islands Region of New York
state, he enjoyed a long, quiet federal career in Washington, D.C. His poetry has
appeared in Atlanta Review, Lighten Up Online, and Sheila-Na-Gig Online.
WADE FOX lives in Denver and teaches writing at the Community College of
Denver. He is the founder of New Feathers Anthology, an online and print literary
journal. A writer of poetry, fiction, and nonfiction, he has published poems or has
poems to come in The Banyan Review, North Dakota Quarterly, Bindweed
Magazine, Cabildo Quarterly, Datura Journal, Occam’s Razor, Littoral, Autumn
Sky, and R.K.V.R.Y, and short stories in Occam’s Razor, The Corner Club, and
Minimus.
BILL GARTEN’s book, Asphalt Heart was published by The Main Street Rag
in 2018 and its chapbook version was a finalist for The Comstock Review’s 2017
Jessie Bryce Niles Chapbook Contest. He graduated from Ashland University’s
MFA Program in Creative Writing with an emphasis in poetry. He is a short list
and long list finalist for poems in The Fish Anthology for 2022 judged by Billy
Collins from his latest book We Have to Stop Here.
MICHAEL LLOYD GRAY is the author of six published novels. His novel
The Armageddon Two-Step, winner of a Book Excellence Award, was released
in December 2019. He’s the winner of the 2005 Alligator Juniper Fiction Prize
and 2005 The Writers Place Award for Fiction. His stories have appeared in
Alligator Juniper, Arkansas Review, I-70 Review, Flashpoint!, Black River
Syllabary, Verdad, Palooka, Hektoen International, Potomac Review, Home
Planet News, SORTES, The Zodiac Review, Literary Heist, Evening Street
Review, and Johnny America.
BILL GRIFFIN is a naturalist and retired family doctor who lives in rural North
Carolina. His poetry has appeared in NC Literary Review, Tar River Poetry,
Southern Poetry Review, and elsewhere. His ecopoetry collection, Snake Den Ridge,
a Bestiary (March Street Press, 2008), is set in the Great Smoky Mountains. He
features Southern poets, nature photography, and microessays at his blog:
http://Griffin.Poetry.com.
GILLIAN HAINES is an Australian who lives beside Sonoran saguaros and rufous
hummingbirds. She has volunteered in Tucson’s federal and state prisons for fifteen
years because inmates only know the desert’s thirst. She is the editor of the Rain
Shadow Review, a literary magazine that publishes work from currently or previously
incarcerated people. Her work is published in The Tishman Review, Bridge Eight,
Biostories, The Cherry Tree, and the Santa Clara Review, among others.
KRISTEN OTT HOGAN lives in Syracuse, UT, with her husband, Wade, and
their four children. Her work has appeared in Literary Traveler, bioStories, The
Raven’s Perch, Aji Magazine, and Segullah, among others, and on her website:
kristenotthogan.com. She co-authored, Phoenix Flame, a memoir chronicling her
nephew’s battle with mental illness. No matter what it is, she’d rather be reading
a book. Meanwhile, her husband is waiting patiently for her to write a bestseller
so he can quit his job.
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CAROLYN JABS has written poetry off and on ever since she figured out how
to hold a pencil. In her professional life, she contributed essays and articles to
dozens of publications including the New York Times, Newsweek, Working
Mother, Self, Redbook, and Family PC. She is also the author of The Heirloom
Gardener, one of the first books about heirloom vegetables, and is co-author of
Cooperative Wisdom, Bringing People Together When Things Fall Apart.
PATRICK KELLING (he/him) received his doctorate in creative writing from the
University of Denver and is the fiction editor for the literature magazine Gambling
the Aisle (www.gamblingtheaisle.com). His work has been nominated for a Pushcart
Prize and to Best New American Voices and The Best Small Fictions.
EVALYN LEE is a former CBS News producer currently living in London. Over the
years, she has produced radio and television segments for 60 Minutes in New York and
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then for the BBC in London. Her essays and short stories have appeared in numerous
literary magazines and her broadcast work has received an Emmy and numerous Writers
Guild Awards. She is currently at work on her first poetry collection.
LINDA LERNER's Taking the F Train (NYQ Books, 2021) was chosen as a
finalist for the 2022 Paterson Poetry Prize. Her poems currently appear in
Maintenant, Gargoyle, Big City Lit, One Art, Shot Glass Journal, NYC from the
Inside (poetry anthology, 2022) & Great Weather of Media (anthology), Arriving
at a Shoreline, Verse Daily (featured “A Bad Weather Time” from Taking The F
Train; her latest collection, How It Was (2020— 2021) and Is, a chapbook of
pandemic-related poems, was published by Iniquity Press/Vendetta Books, 2023.
NANCY MCCABE (she/her) is the author of six books, most recently Can This
Marriage Be Saved? A Memoir (Missouri, 2020). Her poetry and creative
nonfiction has appeared in Nelle, Literary Mama, Salon, LARB, Massachusetts
Review, Newsweek, Michigan Quarterly Review, Fourth Genre, and many others.
She is the recipient of the Pushcart Prize and eight recognitions in the notable
sections of Best American Essays and Best American Nonrequired Reading.
MEIKA MACRAE’s “The Dictionary of Dads” is based on a novel with the same
name. She writes heartwarming commercial fiction, one of which is The Carnivore
Catastrophe, about restaurant wars with a “parent trap” twist. The other, Mon Dieu,
Switcheroo, chronicles a shy cookbook author who pretends to be her ruthless
gossip reporting sister at the Monaco Grand Prix. She has a BA in history and was
nominated for the Arthur Ellis Award for Best Unpublished Crime Novel in Canada.
DENNIS MINTUN (known as “Spanky” to his friends) has been incarcerated for
over 20 years. Dennis runs a thriving Greek religious group, and is an avid writer,
with articles published in magazines like Spotlight on Recovery and various places
on the internet. Spanky uses his writing and knowledge of civil rights to help change
things for the better—especially for people that others would rather ignore.
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WILLIAM MILLER is the author of eight collections of poetry. His most recent
is The Crow Flew Between Us (Aldrich Press, 2019). His poems have appeared in
The Penn Review, The Southern Review, Shenandoah, Prairie Schooner, Folio,
and West Branch. He lives and writes in the French Quarter of New Orleans.
KIMBERLY NUNES’s poems have been published in The Alembic, Blue Light
Press Anthology, Caveat Lector, Mantis, Marin Poetry Center Anthology, The
Madison Review, Sweet: A Literary Confection, WomenArts Quarterly Journal,
and Adelaide Literary Magazine. She has attended numerous writing workshops
and studied with Marie Howe, Sharon Olds, Ellen Bass, and many others. She sits
on the board of Four Way Books in New York City. She received her MFA in
poetry from Sarah Lawrence College. Her hobbies include bird-watching,
gardening, swimming, golf, and tennis.
Prize for her manuscript, Listening to Tchaikovsky, and for Adfinitas with
Inlandia. She is a psychologist working in Carlsbad, CA.
STEVE ORMISTON is retired from the U.S. Postal Service, where he was a city
carrier and union steward. He’s written for the National Association of Letter
Carriers Branch 43 newsletter. In the Nineties he wrote and recorded commentaries
for the local public radio station, WMUB. In 2015 he won a beer company’s “Ode
to Christmas Ale” contest. His poem, “Late Again,” was published in Passager in
the 2021 Poetry Contest issue.
BIBHU PADHI, a Pushcart nominee, has published sixteen books of poetry. His
poems have appeared in magazines and anthologies throughout the world, such as
Contemporary Review, The London Magazine, The Poetry Review, Poetry Wales,
The American Scholar, Commonweal, The Manhattan Review, The New
Criterion, Poet Lore, Poetry, Southwest Review, TriQuarterly, The Antigonish
Review, The Dalhousie Review, Queen’s Quarterly, and Indian Literature. He
lives with his family in Bhubaneswar, India.
GERALD PATRICK has been active as a sculptor throughout his adult life, with
numerous exhibits and commissions, and later as a writer. He is an avid sailor,
and many of his poems and short stories have been connected with the sea and
sailing. He speaks four languages and strives for verbal elegance in everything he
writes. His works also seek to explore the human condition, in all its varieties.
ROBERT L PENICK’s poetry and prose have appeared in over 100 different
literary journals, including The Hudson Review, North American Review,
Plainsongs, and Oxford Magazine. His latest chapbook is Exit, Stage Left, by
Slipstream Press, and more of his work can be found at theartofmercy.net
BETH BROWN PRESTON is a poet and novelist with two collections of poetry
from the Broadside Lotus Press and a poetry chapbook. A second poetry chapbook
is Oxygen II, Moonstone Arts Press. She is a graduate of Bryn Mawr College and
the MFA Writing Program at Goddard College. She was a CBS Fellow in Writing
at the University of Pennsylvania; and a Bread Loaf Scholar. Her work has been
previously published in African American Review, The Black Scholar, Callaloo,
Obsidian, Pennsylvania Review, Rain Taxi, Sinister Wisdom, Storm Cellar, That
Literary Review, and others.
JOHN RAFFETTO is a lifelong resident of Chicago. Some of his poetry has been
published in print and various online magazines such as Gloom Cupboard, Wilderness
House, BlazeVox, Literary Orphans, Arial Chart, Olentangy Review, and Exact Change.
He was nominated for a Pushcart Prize in 2017. His book Human Botany was released
in 2020. He holds degrees from the University of Illinois and Northeastern Illinois
University. He worked as a horticulturalist and landscape designer for many years at the
Chicago Park District, which was a rich environment for drawing inspiration for poems
concerning nature, people, and the city. He is formerly an adjunct professor.
TIMOTHY REILLY had been a professional tubist (including a stint with the
Teatro Regio of Turin, Italy) until around 1980, when a condition called
“Embouchure Dystonia” put an end to his music career. Twice nominated for a
Pushcart Prize, he has published in Zone 3, Fictive Dream, Superstition Review,
The Main Street Rag, and many other journals. He lives in Southern California
with his wife, Jo-Anne Cappeluti, a poet and scholar.
JANICE E RODRÍGUEZ (she/her), who grew up with her nose in a book and
hasn’t ever taken it out, has published in numerous print and online literary
reviews. When not writing, she’s in the garden, where she moves her perennials
around as if they were furniture, or in the kitchen working her way through a stack
of cookbooks. Find her online at janiceerodriguez.com
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ARTHUR RUSSELL is the winner, most recently, of the 2023 Rattle Chapbook
Prize (rattle.com/chapbooks/c2023/) and the 2023 Fractured Lit Flash Fiction
Anthology Prize. His poems and stories have appeared in Copper Nickel and
Glimmer Train among other publications. He is one of the directors of the Red
Wheelbarrow Poets of Rutherford, New Jersey, where he co-leads the weekly
workshop, co-hosts the monthly reading series, and co-edits the annual journal.
MARK RUSSO, born in Queens, NYC; graduated from the University of Cincinnati;
ran a family business for 20 years; graduated from the University of Maine School of
Law; practiced immigration law for 18 years and has published with Flash Fiction
Magazine, New Reader Magazine, 34th Parallel Magazine, Literally Stories, Potato
Soup Journal, Spillwords.com, Knot Magazine, MacQueen’s Quinterly, South Florida
Poetry Journal, Grey Sparrow Journal, Ekphrastic Review, and Squawk Back.
MIRIAM SAGAN is the author of over thirty books of poetry, fiction, and
memoir. Her most recent include Bluebeard’s Castle (Red Mountain, 2019) and
A Hundred Cups of Coffee (Tres Chicas, 2019). She is a two-time winner of the
New Mexico/Arizona Book Awards as well as a recipient of the City of Santa Fe
Mayor’s Award for Excellence in the Arts and a New Mexico Literary Arts
Gratitude Award. She has been a writer in residence in four national parks, Yaddo,
MacDowell, Gullkistan in Iceland, Kura Studio in Japan, and a dozen more remote
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and interesting places. She founded and directed the creative writing program at
Santa Fe Community College until her retirement.
ALISSA SAMMARCO frequents the greater Cincinnati’s open mic scene and
has had poems published in Quiet Diamonds, Sheila Na Gig Online, Black Moon
Magazine, Change Seven, But There was Fire in the Distance (Workhorse Press),
Hags on Fire, and the online arts journal, AEQAI. Future publications include
Main Street Rag. Her debut chapbook, Beyond the Dawn, is scheduled for release
September 2023 (Turning Point). When Boys & Girls Dream of One Another, is
scheduled for release January 2024 (Turning Point). A third chapbook is
anticipated in 2024.
TERRY SANVILLE lives in San Luis Obispo, CA, with his artist-poet wife (his
in-house editor) and two plump cats (his in-house critics). He writes full time,
producing short stories, essays, and novels. His work has been accepted more than
500 times by journals, magazines, and anthologies including The American
Writers Review, The Bryant Literary Review, and Shenandoah. He is also a retired
urban planner and an accomplished jazz and blues guitarist.
JIM TILLEY has published three full-length collections of poetry (In Confidence,
Cruising at Sixty to Seventy, Lessons from Summer Camp) and a novel (Against the
Wind) with Red Hen Press. His short memoir, The Elegant Solution, was published
as a Ploughshares Solo. He has won Sycamore Review’s Wabash Prize for Poetry.
Four of his poems have been nominated for a Pushcart Prize.
CLEM VAHE, having grown up within the lavish surroundings of Hancock Park
in Los Angeles, received her BA in English Literature before choosing to open a
business rather than pursue her passion for writing. She started her writing in
earnest in 2004. In 2018, she became a published writer—albeit an unpaid one.
Using absurdist humor to illuminate both the joys and tragedies of being human
in our computerized society, she writes free-style poetry, fiction and stand-alone
memoir pieces. Currently, she is in the final editing stages of her first book which
contains both poetry and fiction.
ANDREW VOGEL (he/him) listens, walks the hills, and teaches in rural eastern
Pennsylvania, the homelands of the displaced Lenape peoples. His poems have
appeared in The Blue Collar Review, Poetry East, The Evergreen Review, Parhelion,
Hunger Mountain, Crab Creek Review, The Briar Cliff Review, and elsewhere.
VIRGINIA WATTS is the author of poetry and stories found in CRAFT, The
Florida Review, Hawaii Pacific Review, Pithead Chapel, Sky Island Journal,
Permafrost Magazine, among others. Her poetry chapbooks are available from
Moonstone Press. She has been nominated three times for a Pushcart Prize and
Best of the Net. Visit her at virginiawatts.com.
RICHARD WEAVER hopes one day to once again volunteer with the Maryland
Book Bank, and return as writer-in-residence at the James Joyce Pub. A few recent
publications include: Mad Swirl (he has his own poetry page there), Misfit, and
SPANK the CARP. He’s the author of The Stars Undone (Duende Press, 1992),
and also provided the libretto for a symphony, Of Sea and Stars, performed four
times to date. Recently, his 165th prose poem was published. He remains a
founder and former poetry editor of the Black Warrior Review.
PHILIP WEXLER lives in Bethesda, Maryland. He has had over 180 poems
published in magazines. His collections, The Sad Parade (prose poems) and The
Burning Moustache were published by Adelaide Books. Two more books are
scheduled for 2022: The Lesser Light by Finishing Line Press and I Would be the
Purple by Kelsay Books. He also organizes Words out Loud, a monthly spoken
word series.
and 2nd editions. His articles have appeared in Film Comment, American Theatre,
Literature/Film Quarterly, and various newspapers. His poems have appeared in
Roanoke Review, Green’s Magazine (CA), Art Mag, Gypsy, and Candelabrum
Poetry Magazine.
B MISTY WYCOFF, raised near Bodega Bay and residing now along the
Central Coast, is retired from private practice as a clinical therapist. Her books
include: High Rain, Tender Footprints, Taken Hostage, Pandemic Poetry (self-
published chapbook), and Inside Passages, 2021. She was nominated as poet
laureate in San Luis Obispo County in 2020. She is often found with her dog by
the bay or near the open waters of the Pacific Ocean.
ANDRENA ZAWINSKI is a poet, fiction writer, and shutterbug living in the San
Francisco Bay Area. Her photos have appeared on covers or inside pages of
Caesura, California Quarterly, Copper Nickel, MO Writings from the River Journal
of Writing and Art, San Francisco Peace and Hope, and others plus as a front cover
of Evening Street Review #29. Her fourth full-length collection of poetry is Born
Under the Influence and debut collection of flash fiction is Plumes & Other Flights
of Fancy.
(Continued from the inside front cover: Dennis Mintun MAKING PRISON
LIFE A LITTLE EASIER)
4) The guards are not your friends, but they should not be your enemies, either. An
inmate who is too “chummy” with the guards will be looked at with suspicion.
Some may even think that person is a “rat” (someone who tells on others). And,
unfortunately, there are some staff members who will use an inmate’s
friendliness to get information about other inmates. On the other hand, it is wise
to be polite and respectful toward staff. It’s the inmates who get on a guard’s bad
side (or “on radar”) who get into trouble even for the smallest infraction—and
get their cell torn apart during a search. Also, there are times when you might
need a guard’s help... to give you a job or a good parole recommendation, for
example.
5) Respect goes a long way when it comes to your fellow inmates, too. Try using
“sorry,” “please,” and “thank you” when the situation calls for it. It doesn’t mean
you are a “wimp” just because you are polite. I have even learned that saying
“excuse me” when someone bumps into me (as if it was my fault) can diffuse a
potentially dangerous situation. Respect also has to do with things like hygiene.
We all have to live and work close together. Be sure to keep your clothes clean
and shower on a regular basis.
6) Don’t try to impress people. Especially, don’t make up stories about your life.
Getting caught in a lie can be dangerous. I knew a 20-year-old inmate who
claimed he’d been a Navy Seal. Someone challenged him. Since he obviously
didn’t have any real training, he got beat up on pretty badly. You also don’t want
to brag about having money (even if you do really have some). That will just
make you a target.
7) Always be careful to respect boundaries. This can vary from person to person.
But, as a general rule, watch inappropriate jokes and comments. In addition,
respect the “bubble.” That is, give people space and don’t crowd them. This can
make a person uncomfortable... even angry. Be friendly, just don’t get carried
away. This is especially important if you are gay or bi. A lot of inmates may feel
threatened—especially if they are not secure in their own sexuality. They might
get overly defense and want to fight to prove themselves.
8) Stay busy. You know what they say about “idle hands.” Try to get a job you will
enjoy. If you have a chosen religion, get involved with that. If there are art,
music, or educational opportunities, check into those. If you are sports-minded,
that could be another outlet. If you draw, write, etc., do what makes you feel you
are accomplishing something.
9) Remember that prison is a microcosm of society. There are good people, bad
people, and everything in between. How you act... how you carry yourself... how
you treat others... will make prison life easier. For you, and for those around you.
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