- HOLY SHIT MARIO

- ALLIED FILM MAKERS -- COMMUNISM???

- MOVIE STARTS WITH PIXEL ART????
- Brooklyn was infested by Dinosaurs???
- SONIC UNDERGROUND!!!!!!
- Why did Mario's mom leave him with a Final Fantasy Crystal???
- CHRISTIANITY CNAON IN MARIO???
- holy shit she went into the sewers????
- OKAY NEVER MIND FINAL FANTASY CRYSTAL YOSHI EGG
- WAIT THE MOTHER IS WEARING GOOMBA COAT???
- Why is Bowser a confederate general????
- I guess Mario canonically hatched from an egg???
- You know they're plumbers because they have plunges on the wall.
- Today on the news: THE DIMENSIONS ARE COLLIDING
- I can't believe they made Luigi into a dudebro
- LUIGI WEED SMOKER IT'S BECAUSE HE'S GREEN
- "Who's in charge of this hole" - Me asking if I can take the guy from the femboy
hooters back to my place
- Sexual harassment in the Mario movie!!!
- TWO RANDOM IDIOTS DON'T KNOW HOW TO EAT A HOT DOG
- "That's her" "You sure" "Two arms, one head, two legs".
- I love Bob Hopkins
- LUIGI SIMPINNG FOR DAISY???
- ALSO DAISY IS A RANDOM BLONDE WOMAN. ALSO SHE'S INTRODUCED BEFORE PEACH???
- Luigi is fucking terrible at flirting
- Bob Hopkins telling Luigi to ask her out: "Dinner." Luigi: "Do you eat?"
- The sheer New York energy coming from this movie is insane
- Daisy is Christian confirmed???
- RIP Pauline :(
- Luigi forgets he's a plumber
- Spike & Guy are the best part of the movie. Yakuza NPCs.
- Holy shit RIP Mario Bros
- Greatest special effects ever
- I can't get over the Final Fantasy crystal
- HOW DID HE FLIP
- Mario's out for blood
- WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SPONGES IN MANHATTAN???
- I love how the Mushroom Kingdom is just Fascist Fuked UP New Nyork
- PLUMBER ALERT???
- In the Mushroom Kingdom, you get Nickelodeon Slimed at prison
- Prison is fucking chicken coop???
- BETTER CALL KOOPA
- The fucking alternate universe speak
- The devo chamber?????
- THE GOOMA BLORE
- HOLY SHIT THEY DE-EVOLVED HIM QUICKLY
- I can't believe Bowser is a T-Rex
- Bob Hopkins is way too natural the prison break
- Tile: "When you're a plumber you have to make ends meet
- Luigi is so fucking stupid
- Wait the car chase kinda good and is fucking hysterical
- MARIO IS FUCKING PSYCHOTIC
- 45 minutes for Iggy namedrop
- THE EVOLUTION MACHINE MAKES YOU SMARTER??? THE IMPLICATIONS HERE ARE WILD
- REDDITIFICATION MACHINE
- Tile: "Mr. Koopa, are you interested in dogecoin?"
- Random Mario SFX in the background in 50 minutes???
- Pretty cool practical effects on the dinosaur
- WHY IS BOWSER COMMITTING SEXUAL ASSAULT AND ATTEMPTED RAPE????
- What kind of name is Scapelli lol
- I don't know how Iggy and Spike joined the party but I'm glad they did cuz I love
it
- Dude how did she notice the necklance being stolen???
- Oh my god this really is an isekai. Mario even has a harem.
- "I've got two words for you buddy, im-possible."
- "You can go ahead and choke this little mushroom kingdom all you want"
- Python Pizza
- "These pipes haven't been served in years" "Must have been a non-union job" Koopa
union busts confirm
- Insane that they found ways to integrate them being plumbers through the movie
- Words said in the Mario Movie: "Fascist" "Oppressor of the proletariat"]
- The progressively larger number number of Goombas in the elevator not finding the
Bros is hysterical
- Why is Lena a girlboss
- WHY IS YOSHI EATING HER
- WHY DID SHE STABBING YOSHI
- Homoeroticism among the Goombas
- I GUESS IGGY AND SPIKE WERE GOOD ALL ALONG???
- why luigi fly?????
- Yoshi trying to get Daisy to shoot him kinda raw
- THE FUCKING KOOPA TECH HAS MARIO SFX
- god their attire looks so goofy
- "Daniella! I promised to take her to Wrestle Mania!"
- Come on man they had a perfect setup for Mario to stomp on the goomba and they
didn't take it
- THIS MOVIE'S NOT REAL WHY ARE THEY SNOWBOARDING IN THE PIPES
- THis movie's digital effects are so fucking funny man I can't
- MARIORONI
- "Sir your pizza's here"
- "Trust the fungus"
- holy shit lena gets brutally electrocuted
- HE'S GOT A BOM-OMB!!!!!!!!!!!
- "Koopa I don't feel so good"
- "Monkey!"
- THE KOOPAS ARE DANCING AGAIN!!!!
- This is the greatest climax of all time
- WHY DID BOWSER TURN INTO NICKELODEON SLIME
- "I'd call them the SUPER MARIO BROTHERS"