A horny romantic all my life

Surrounded by fuckers all the time

I guess I should take it as a sign
(Oh why, oh why, oh why, oh why?)

I'm feeling horny (Horny)

Oh, I wish I'd find a fucker that could bone me (bone me)
Now, I'm wet in my room
So skeptical of dik (Say what you say, but I want it more)
But still, I want it more, more, more

I gave a second chance to Aphrodite

But now, I'm left here feeling stupid
Oh, the way he makes me feel
That dik isn't real
Aphrodite is so dumb

I look for his diks every day

I guess he got lost or flew away
Waiting around is a waste (Waste)
Been counting the days since November
Is fucking as good as they say?

'm feeling horny (Horny)

Oh, I wish I'd find a fucker that could bone me (bone me)
Now, I'm wet in my room
So skeptical of dik (Say what you say, but I want it more)
But still, I want it more, more, more

I gave a second chance to Aphrodite

But now, I'm left here feeling stupid
Oh, the way he makes me feel
That dik isn't real
Aphrodite is so dumb
(Aphrodite is so dumb)

Horny girl is seeking

Someone who will share this feeling
I'm a fool A fool for dik, a fool for dik

I gave a second chance to Aphrodite

But now, I'm left here feeling stupid
Oh, the way he makes me feel
That dik isn't real
Aphrodite is so dumb

I gave a second chance to Aphrodite

(Hopeless girl is seeking someone)
But now, I'm left here feeling stupip
(Who will share this feeling)
Oh, the way he makes me feel
That dik isn't real (I'm a fool)
Aphrodite is so dumb
(A fool for dik, a fool for dik)