Dream Seller

(Hinglinsh)

Conceptualised and Written by

Chetan Bhayani
Voice from background

Dream Seller: Sapne lelo.....sachaeee lelo.....

Dream Seller : (while entering stage with vending cart) Sapne lelo.... Sachaeee lelo.... (Now looking at

audience and appealing them) Sapne lelo..... Sachaee lelo....

Astronout : (while entering stage) chaachaa oohhh Chacha …….sone chandi ke bhaav biknewaale aaloo aur pyaaz
chhodkar… ye kya bech rahe ho ??

Dream Seller : Beta…Sapna lelo

Astronout : Thik hai …kitna ka diya ek sapna ?

Dream Seller : Sapne ki kimatt ?? Jitni teri dekhneki himmat...

Astronout : Chacha himmat ki baat na karo hum toh seedhe mars ki sochte hai…….. aap doh sapna aasmaan se
aage jaane ka....

Dream Seller : Yeh lo beta ... (while giving him VIOLET colored ball and walking toward other side of cart)

Astronout : Aur sachaee ? ….Uska kya bhaav hai ?

Dream Seller : Woh toh sapne ke saath free hai....

Astronout : That’s nice !..... Now tell me how this dream would turn into a reality?

Dream Seller : Insert the key of your dream in this lock of reality……the more you twist the key… the quicker your
dream would materialise …. But there are few more…
Astronout : (Inserts key of red ball in white ball starts twisting without listening any further goes to his left at the
front corner of stage while looking up as if he is dreaming) sound effect of manual clock key winding)

Astronout : Aasmaan se aage jaunga main Astronaut banjaunga main Astronaut banjaunga

Dream Seller exits

Dil me mars performance begins

Voice from background

Dream Seller: Sapne lelo.....sachaeee lelo.....

Dream Seller : (while entering stage with the vending cart) Sapne lelo.... Sachaeee lelo.... (Now looking at

audience and appealing them) Sapne lelo..... Sachaee lelo....

Doctor : What’s that man ?

Dream Seller : Dreams that turn in to a reality

Doctor : Hahaha ……………who’s going to buy this ?

Dream Seller : Well…. people do buy them ….as they do come true….

Doctor : Please elaborate

Dream Seller : I offer reality with every dream..

Doctor : Oh Ok…….now tell me …….jaise engineer, doctor, Vakil, etc etc banneki alag alag fees hoti hai …..waise
harr sapne ke level ke hisaab se alag alag rate hogana ?... I mean sapno ka rate kya hai ?

Dream Seller : Sapne ki kimat ? Jitni teri dekhne ki himmat

Doctor : Aur sachaee ?

Dream Seller : Woh toh sapne ke saath free hai..

Doctor : Ye toh maza aagaya …..de doh chacha …..aaj toh apun doctor banke hich manega

Dream Seller : Yeh lo beta ... (while giving him violet coloured ball and walking toward other side of cart and giving
him white ball and demonstrates how to activate dream to become reality)

Insert the key of your dream in the lock of the reality……the more you twist the key …the quicker your dream
would materialise …. And yes you would need this 5…

Doctor : (Without listening to what Dream Seller wants to say, starts winding while doing so he goes to his left at the
front corner of stage while looking up as if he is dreaming) sound effect of manual clock key winding ....

Doctor: Lakho karodo kamaunga ……main doctor banjaunga ……..main doctor banjaunga

Dream Seller exits

Munna Bhai MBBS Performance Begins

Voice from background

Sapne lelo.....sachaeee lelo.....

Dream Seller : (while entering stage with the vending cart) Sapne lelo.... Sachaeee lelo.... (Now looking at

audience and appealing them) Sapne lelo..... Sachaee lelo....

Lawyer : That’s a cool concept…Man

Dream Seller : Thank You, Which dream would you want to buy ?

Lawyer : What’s the MRP ?

Dream Seller : Sapne ki kimat ? Jitni Teri dekhneki himmat

Lawyer: And how bout the reality ?

Dream Seller: Who toh sapne ke saath free hai

Lawyer : Wowwwww…….Uncle I want to become a ……aa….aaaa…. (Tries to recall) Uncle try to understand…Black
coat…objection my lord..objection my lord

Dream Seller : Ooooohhhh Lawyer ?

Lawyer : Ekjhactly……. But Jolly LLB types…Smart and cool

Dream Seller : Here you go….Insert the key of your dream in the lock of the reality…. Quicker you twist the key the
faster your dream would materialise…..But you would require this 5……….

Lawyer : (Without listening to what Dream Seller wants to say, starts winding while doing so he goes to his left at the
front corner of stage while looking up as if he is dreaming) sound effect of manual clock key....

Lawyer: Bade Bade Case Ladunga,….. Lakho karodo kamaunga main Lawyer banjaunga ……….. main Lawyer
banjaunga.. Main Lawyer banjaunga

Dream Seller exits

Jolly Good Fellow Performance Begins

Voice from background

Dream Seller: Sapne lelo.....sachaeee lelo.....

Dream Seller : (while entering stage with the vending cart) Sapne lelo.... Sachaeee lelo.... Sapne lelo..... Sachaee
lelo....
Police & 4 : While entering stage

Pilot : Aarush….. he seems to be the same man about whom Sunny informed us …. let’s buy our dreams too.

Police : Naah ……..i can’t digest this concept in itself…. Dreams for sale….. That sounds crazy…

Pilot: Buddy…….. Sapne ke saath sachaee free me dete hai chacha……… Whats the harm in trying...

Police: Chacha….. Policewala sapna kitneka diya ?

Pilot : And… how bout the pilot one ?

Dream Seller: Sapne ki kimatt ? Jitni teri dekhneki himmat..

Police: Wow... Dedo humare sapne

Dream Seller : (Picks up two violet balls and hands it over to Dreamers by saying ye lo aapke sapne and while picking
up two white balls starts explaining the process) beta ye dekho …..sapne ki chaabi ko…. sachaee ke taale me
daalkar yoon ghoomate rehna hai aur haaan.....

Police & Pilot without listening to him completely starts winding balls and both move to different corners looking
upwards

Police: Khakhi wardi pehnoonga ……..Main law and order sambhaloonga ……main policewala banjaunga ……..main
police wala banjaunga

Singham / Simba Performance Begins

After performance

Pilot: Howz that ?

Police: It’s awesome my friend...

Pilot: Mine is taking sometime

Police: Try twisting faster

Pilot: (Twists it faster)

Badalo ke paar udd jaungi…..Main saari duniya dekhoongi ………main pilot banjaungi …….main pilot banjaungi

Aasmaan Di Pari Performance Begins

Voice from background

Dream Seller: Sapne lelo.....sachaeee lelo.....

Dream Seller: (while entering stage with the vending cart, looks at the audience )…. Zara mere saath aap bhi aawaz
lagado ….Sapne lelo Sachaaee lelo (3)

Actor & 6 rush towards him

Actor: Give me the best actor’s… dream and reality combo pack

Dream Seller: (Giving him violet and white ball)

Soldier: (selecting his dream and picking up one for himself) this…. soldier one for me….

Dream Seller: While giving him violet and white balls is about to explain the process

Prime Minister: Enters the stage, dressed up like politician and with group of kids shouting

Slogans - Jitega bhai jeetega Vishwanath Verma jitega (3)

Prime Minister: Chacha…. Prime Minister wala sapna hai kya

Dream Seller: Dekhkar batata hoon …zara doh minute thehro (Starts searching)

APMA: Jaldi dekho….Saab ke paas time nahi hai ….election sarr par hai

Dream seller: (Murmurs) Kaha gaya …aaj subah yahi par rakha thha (while still searching)

APMA : Netaji…….Kahi dusre candidate ko toh nahi bech diya isne ?

Prime Minister: Aise kaise bech dega ?.... Iski dookan bandh karva doonga...

Dream Seller : Yeh raha aapka sapna…... Isko sachaee ke iss taale me daalkar aap jitna ghoomaoge aapka sapna
sachaee ka roop leta rahega..aur haaa…..

Prime Minister : (Interrupts) Chacha agar sapna sach me nahi badla… toh aapke iss business ke khilaf bill paas
karvakar …isse humesha ke liye bandh karva doonga

Dream seller: (While walking at the front edge of the stage and whispering to the audience) Bataiye…. …
Pradhan Mantri banneka sapna agar sach nahi hua…… toh bill kaise pass karvaenge ? (While going back to them)
par haan Sirf itne se kaam nahi hoga aapko..... (All three without listening to him properly have already started
twisting the balls and walks in different corners of stage as no one is listening hence he leaves)

Prime Minister: Tum dono baad me sapna dekho…… main honewala pradhan mantri hoon …….mera number tum
dono se pehle...

Prime Minister: Bhaari bahumat se jeetunga………..Main apni sarkar banunga……… main pradhan mantra
banjaunga……main pradhan mantra banjaunga

Sarkar Performance Begins

Actor: Mr. Future Prime Minister ……won’t you need a celeb for campaigning?

Prime Minister: Of course I want one….. But with maximum followers on social media…
Actor: Once I become an actor like Ranveer Singh i would have millions of followers…. and then I can endorse
you….

Prime Minister: Good Idea…. Jaldi Dekho … rally me bhi jaana hai….

Actor: Lakho dilo pe raaj karunga,……..Saari duniya pe chhaunga……..Main actor banjaunga …… main
actor banjaunga…

Merawala Dance Performance Begins

Soldier : Aap dono ka mann bhar gaya ho toh main shooroo karoo ? ……….Desh ki raksha top priority honi chahiye
(Starts Winding the key) Dushman ko dhool chataunga…… Wait a minute the dream seller was trying to say
something more but we ignored him….. It seems there could be much more to this process………..

Prime Minister : Jaane doh chacha ko …….hojao shooroo (Soldier starts winding)

Soldier : (Restarts winding the key) Dushman ko dhool chataunga……. Desh ki shaan badhuanga…….. main
soldier banjaunga main soldier banjaunga

Chhalla Performance Begins

Dream Seller: Sapne lelo.....sachaeee lelo.....

Dream Seller : (while entering stage with the vending cart) Sapne lelo.... Sachaeee lelo.... (Now looking at

audience and appealing them) Sapne lelo..... Sachaee lelo....

Teacher : (While Entering Stage) Uncle I want to become a teacher

Dream Seller : (While giving 2 balls)

Sapne ki chaabee ko sachaee ke iss taale me….. (Teacher interrupts)

Teacher: I know I know……(starts winding and ignores the dream seller )

Dream Seller Exits

Teacher : (While winding the key) logoki life banaungi……Sabse zyada gyaani kehlaungi….main teacher banjaungi
main teacher banjaungi

Padhoge likhoge Performance Begins

Text on screen: After few days

Dream Seller Enters with empty cart without any slogan

Another Boy: (Enters from opposite side) Kyaa chacha…. aaj sapne nahi bechne ?

Dream Seller : Beta aaj sapne bechneka nahi …complaints sunneka din hai….Expecting my so called dreamers any
moment….

Group of dreamers enters with aggression

Astronout : Uncle ….these dream does not work

Lawyer : Mine too….He is a fraud

Prime Minister : Saara waqt isse ghoomata raha…. par pradhanmantri nahi banpaya

Police : Fraud, big time fraud

Pilot : He simply wasted our time, fraud (and throws white ball at him)

Everybody throws white ball at him

Dream Seller : Kyaa baat hai….. bhale hee tum mujhe fraud samjho…. lekin apna sapna nahi chhoda

(everybody looks at the violet ball in their hand) Chalo…. ek baat toh tay hai ….ki aapke sapne me shiddat toh hai….
jo aaj bhi aap logo se chhoot nahi raha.

Meri puri baat kisine suni hee nahi.. …….Isse pehle ke main aap logo ko baaki ki 5 chabiya deta aap toh apne
sapno ki duniya me kho gaye

(While picking up one white ball) Kisine ye tak nahi dekha… ke sachaee ke taaleko kholne ke liye ….sapne ke saath
saath… 5 aur chabiya chahiye…. Bass …lage ghoomane …aur ab mujhe fraud ka title de rahe ho.
Prime Minister: (while picks up One white ball And checks) He is right…. we overlooked it…….

Actor : Uncle… I am sorry… can you please give me those 5 keys ?

Dream Seller: waah re insaan …..chabiya teri hee jeb main ….aur mujhse maang raha hai….fraud kahi ka

(while doing chubby cheeks action on Prime Minister’s face)

Actor : (checks his pockets anxiously) Uncle…. I don’t have any of them….

Dream Seller : Yahi toh musibat hai beta …….chand ya taaro me……. ya phir maathe ya hhatho me …….
har koi apni kismat dhoondhta hai….. par apne andar jhank kar koi nahi dekhta ………

Soldier : Uncle please don’t beat around the bush ……..tell us where are those 5 keys…

Dream Seller : Beta….. pehle apne sachaee ke taale me phirse sapne ki chabi daal... Iss sachaee ka rang

bohot sacha hai ……….issi liye safed hai…….. jab isme 6 ki 6 chabiya lag jaegi …….tab ye duniya ka sabse
khoobsurat

rang banjaega....la…. isme doosri chabi lagadooon…. jo hai gyaan ki…..Kisi bhi sapne ko sach karneke liye uske
baare me poora poora knowledge hona zaroori hai….. Yeh Lagi chabi gyaan ki

Deep Shikha Performance Begins

Dream Seller: Knowledge ko practice me lakar uska expert banna zaroori hai….. aur bina mehnat ke ….ye possible
nahi… Aur haan… chaar dino ki mehnat kisi kaam ki nahi …. Mehnat me consistency honi chahiye.. sua baar girneki
….aur ek sau ek baar khade hone ki himmat honi chahiye.. ..So here comes the keys……… Hardwork and consistency
(Inserts 2 keys)

Mana Ke Mushkil Hai Safar & Dum Kham

Dream Seller : To be consistent in your hardwork… you need a healthy body and a sound mind ….which comes
with discipline………World’s most influential and successful people are very conscious about their time…….
Punctuality in eating.. sleeping ..and working habits… undoubtedly are the most crucial factors determining
success….. Koi laakh gyaani kyo na ho… magar discipline, accounts aur management ke bina successful nahi
hosakta... So here comes the next Key….The key of discipline……
Chal Utth Bandeya

Teacher: It seems all the keys are inserted…. By now the colour of reality should have been transformed to the
most beautiful colour ………….

Dream Seller: Abhi aakhri chaabi baaki hai..

(everybody is wondering)

Dream Seller: The Last …but not the least is the key of gratitude.. Nobody in this world is a “self-made man”

In every phase of our life… some or the other person …plays a very important role…..

We can’t thank enough to our parents.. because of whom we exist….Teachers… who taught us to read and write..
and also the wrong and right must be thanked from the bottom of our heart….

Friends and relatives …who stand by us in all the odds deserve a salute….

Lekin…. tarrakki ki daud me inn sabko bhool gaye toh jeena hee bekaar hai…... Kyaa karoge uss kamiyabi ka…..
jo tum apno ke saath naa baat sako…. Unke saath sukoon se kuch der na baith sako…. Unke ehsaano ko bhool
jao.. Yaad karo woh din jab maa pitaji ne bade pyaar se tumhe paal poskar bada kiya.

Tu Jo Mila Performance Begins

Dream Seller: Toh lagade chabi gratitude ki ? ….Banade sachaee ke iss safed rang ko ….apne sapnoka… iss duniya
ka …sabse khoobsurat rang ??

All dreamers: Randomly saying yes

Dream Seller: Aur yeh lagi chaabi gratitude ki (white ball lit up with Red colour)

With a thundering sound

Yeh poore hue colours of life (Hands over the prop to the Aspiring Prime Minister)

Prime Minister: Lekin chacha aapne toh humse paise liye hee nahi…Ab toh bataeeye how much are we supposed
to pay?
Dream Seller: Mujhe aapse paise nahi promise chahiye

PM: Promise?

Dream Seller: Promise kijiye ke jab aapke sapne sach hojaenge tab aap dusroko unke sapne sach karne me madad
karoge

All Characters: (Randomly saying) yeahhhh

Toh aaj se hee shooroo kardo….apne andar chhoopi hui inn chabiyo ko dhoondhna …. aur apni aur dusroki life ko
ko colourful banao…

Ranglo Performance Begins