Cassie
Te August 2, at 5:34 p.m. on the South Congress Bridge, also
known as the South Congress parking lot, I accepted my true
form. The windows of the Subaru were down, Queen's Greatest Hits
‘was at full blast, and this was it, | was no longer a woman shackled to
a cubicle, I was a bandleader, scream-singing with Freddie Mercury.
‘The cars ahead were braking. I followed suit, holding out my hand to
make sure the box on my front seat didn't slide, Inside was a picture
of my mom and me at Disneyland when I was five, a coffee mug with
David Bowie's face emblazoned on it, and three stale granola bars I
found buried under some old depositions. My personal effects.
A half hour ago, my boss, Beth, had called me into her office.
She'd reached over and taken my hand, the slime of her lime-scented
lotion rubbing my palm, and fired me, T'd looked down at my thighs
sticking out of my boxy navy dress, my cheap ballet flats, and felt this
odd buoyancy. It was the feeling I got every single day at five, walk
ing through the parking lot, but magnified ten times. Like at some
point, 'd hear the clap of a director's slate and everything in Beth’s
office would get brighter under studio lights and someone would yell,
“Okay, that's a wrap on paralegal! Nice work, Cassie.”
‘And that was today. I had walked off the set to start my real life,
hopefully one that involved not just car singing. Despite the fact that
Beth's drawn-out, fake-sympathetic “I wish I didn’t have to do this”
speech had made me late for my second—now only—job, I had al-
ready realized being laid off from Jimenez, Gustafson, and Moriarty
wills and probate attorneys was meant to happen. Not a blessing in
disguise, not a wake-up call, but an actual pure-as-sugar good thing,
a thing I had wanted and wished for: to be rid of the endless hours of
licking stamps and finding typos, and, more often than not, quickly
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tabbing out of Hiatus Kaiyote performances on YouTube when I
sensed Beth behind my desk
I switched lanes to get ahead of the Pathfinder. This was it. I would
announce it. I turned down Queen, put my phone on speaker, plopped
it in the cup holder, and dialed.
“Yello.” Traffic hummed in the background. Mom must have been
on her way home from the Florien residence, where she cleaned on
Fridays.
“Hi.” I said. “I was fired.”
Silence. The traffic inched forward. “You got fired?”
I blew outa breath and smiled. “Yes.”
“You got fired?” she repeated.
“Yes, Mom,” I confirmed.
“For what?”
“They said that business was down, and they were combining my
job with Stephanie's, and Stephanie had been there longer, so, wah-
wah.” I made a sad-horn sound. “Good-bye, Cassie.”
“Tm sorry, mija.” I could picture her face, her lips smashed to-
gether, her brows knit. “I'm very sorry this happened. What are you
going to do?”
I thought of Nora's smoky basement, of Toby swiveling on the
stool behind his drum set, of pressing my ear to the wood of the old
upright piano I got off Craigslist, of never having to end band prac-
tice at ten p.m. so I would be awake enough for a daily purgatory of
Excel spreadsheets. I could find out what it feels like to be an actual
musician, I could wake up tomorrow, and the next day, and the next,
knowing the whole day was mine for ‘The Loyal.
My voice was light. “I'm on my way to The Handle Bar, so, go to
the next grind, I guess.”
“You're taking this well.”
“Yeah,” I said, softening my voice so I sounded sadder, since it was
what she expected. “I'm trying,”
“What about your health insurance?”
A truck blared its horn nearby. I yelled over the noise, “There are
government programs.”
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“What about your rent?” my mom interrupted. “I'm worried,”
she said, and, as if the word “worried” were some sort of password,
a coiled spring released and she began to rant. I hoped she was still
driving slowly. She tended to wave her arms a lot. She spoke of a sever-
ance package. The enrollment deadline for state-assisted health care
had passed, she said, but they better make an exception.
I waited to tell her about my full transformation as she spoke,
breathing deep, trying to calm the hard, twisted kernel of worry in my
stomach.
Thad learned to pay close attention to my stomach, more so than
most people, I was pretty sure, We had to be on the same team, my
gut and I, because for the past few months it'd been off, cranky. I
pictured it as a wise, old, talking anthropomorphized object, like a
character in an animated movie. What my gut communicated was
usually limited to things like I do not care for these Flamin’ Hot Chee-
tos, or Good effort with the bean soup, I'm going to expand and sit with
this for a while.
Now it seemed to be saying everything my mom was saying, but
in a nicer, less shrill way. Cassie, it rumbled, sending waves of nausea.
You're not facing reality. She was still going,
“Stop panicking!” I interrupted, loud enough for the woman next
tome in a VW to look over. “This is a great opportunity.”
“You're right, Cass,” she said.
And for a wonderful moment, we were all together, the three
of us—me, my mom, and my gut. The traffic moved a whole twelve
inches forward, and a breeze sailed through my open window.
‘Then she said, “You can use your free time to study for the LSAT”
My gut flared again, and I avoided hitting the bumper of the
Honda in front of me by an inch. I wanted to slam my head against
the steering wheel.
With her accent, anyone who wasn’t me would have thought she
said “El Sot.” The dreaded El Sot. It wasn’t as if Mom were going to
smash my Yamaha and force me to enroll in UT Austin by gunpoint,
but ever since I graduated prelaw four years ago, the law school seed
had grown roots. Now she could bring it back into the sun, water it,
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talk it into growing until it strangled me. I wanted to play music. Not
just any music, but my music with my bandmates, Nora and Toby,
somewhere between Elton John and Nina Simone and James Blake. It
was the only thing that made me happy. But you can't eat happiness.
My mother reminded me of that every chance she got, and now
that Pd lost the paralegal job, I had nothing to point to in order to
distract her.
“The LSAT, yeah,” I said. I took a deep breath.
“You know what, I know you're going to be short on money,” she
continued. “I'll pay for the prep course.”
‘The mass in my stomach was taking over my whole torso.
“Thave to go,” I said.
“Okay, I'll start looking for courses nearby.”
I swallowed. “You don't have to do that.”
“Why shouldn’t I?”
“Okay, love you, Mom! Bye!”
‘The mass had spread through my whole body, throbbing, dizzying
me. This happened a lot. Like, twice a day, thereabouts, Hence the gut
intimacy. I usually chalked it up to student loan-related anxiety, and
tried to nail the source of this particular spell: Deeply hungry? Too
full? Did I have to pee? Let's go with hungry, I told my gut. I grabbed
a granola bar and bit into the stale oats, trying to keep my head from
spinning,
My phone buzzed. I expected a harried text from Mom, but it was
Toby.
Plans tonight?
Ismiled. A text on a day we didn’t have band practice? And before
midnight? This was new. When the traffic stopped, I started replying,
Maybe I'll come over after work, but stopped. I'd let him wait. Toby
was a tall, long-haired Cat Stevens lookalike who played a musical in-
strument. In Austin, He'd be fine. I was probably one of three women
who received that text anyway.
My phone buzzed again. It was Nora, who was working bar-back.
Where are you?
Traffic, I texted back. Be there ASAP. Also, whatever, Nora.
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I got her this job, so she can’t pretend like she’s all responsible. If
it wasn’t for me, she'd be on her couch three bong rips in, trying to
figure out the bass part to “Psycho Killer.”
I needed to show Mom I was serious. An album by The Loyal, per-
haps. As yet unnamed. Maybe a color. Toby had suggested naming it
Lorraine, after his cat. We'd have to record it first. The rest—the health
care, the money—would fall in line after that. My gut rumbled again,
disagreeing.
“What do you know?” I asked it aloud, turning up the music to
fall blast. “Just eat your granola and be happy.”
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