Season5

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~Wandi
l
e~
.
It
'sbeenthr
eemont hs!Threef
uckenmonths
si
nceubabadi edfrom heartat
tack,
andwe
havetri
edtotracetheper sonwhocall
edmy
dad,butnobreakthrough.
Me:Fuck!Howcant her
ebedeadendslikethi
s?
Eventhebestofthebesthasn'
tbeenablet
o
tr
ackthecall
er.I
'
m goingcrazy
!
Anel
e:Howisitpossi
blethatnoonehasn'
t
beenabl
etotr
acewhoev ercall
edourf
ather
down?
Mom: Sonyouneedtoleti
tgo.
..Weneedt
o
deal
wi t
htheKi
ng'sdeathandmoveon.He
woul
dhav ewantedthat
..
.
Anel
e:Howcanwemov eonma, wi
thoutf
indi
ng
dad'
skil
l
er?Yourhusbandwassnat
chedaway
fr
om youandyouwanttoletgo?
Me:Ilovedyourfat
herwit
hmyhear tandsoul.
Andthisiski
ll
ingmesoftl
y,seei
ngallofyou
worki
ngdayandni ghtt
ofindthecal
ler.Ican'
t
bar
eit!Letmemour nmyhusbandi npeace!
Mom issobr okenfr
om dad'
sdeath.She
sometimeslosesitandasksuswhereher
husbandis,t
henbreaksdown.It
'stoomuchf
or
met obare.
Mom: Myhusbandi
sgone!GONE!!Ther
e's
not
hingt
hatcanbri
nghi
m back!NOTHING!!
Shebrokedownyetagai
n.Keor
ushedt
oher
si
deintear
stoo.
Keo:Mamayouneedtobestrongf
orme,Ican'
t
bar
etoseey
ouliket
his.
.Itbr
eaksmyheart
..
.
Shehelpedherupandputheronthecouch.Lu
broughtherwat
ertocal
m herdown.
Keo:Idon'
tknowwhatt
odo,
wheny
ouar
eli
ke
thi
s.I
t'
stoomuchmama.
Mom:
I'
m sor
rybaby
.Idi
dn'
tmeant
o..
Keo:It
'sokay
.Canweatleasttr
ytobestrong
toget
herfort
hesakeofthefamil
yandthe
comingnewmember s?Yourgrandchi
l
dren?
Shewi
pedhert
ear
s,t
henwi
pedKeo'
stear
s.
Mom:
Iwi
l
lbest
rongf
orbot
hofus.
..
Keoisduesoon,thedoct
orssay sheruter
usis
notstr
ongenoughtogof orninemonthswith
twi
ns.Shei
sgonnahav eaC- secti
onwhichI'm
ter
ri
fi
edofbecauseAnelelostababyfrom that.
Ilef
tthehouseandheadedt ot hediv
orcecour t
.
Nomal angahasr ef
usedtosignthedivorce
papers.SonowI 'm goi
ngtocourttohearher
demands.Iar ri
vedther
eandshehasn' tarri
ved
yet.8f uckenmonthsthiswomanhasr efused
tosign!Telli
ngmeofhowmuchshel ovesme
andwantust owork,makesmesi cktomy
st
omach.
Shel
aterar
ri
ved
Her
:I'
m sor
ryI
'
mlat
e..
.
Me:Noy ouar
enot
!Nowt
ell
mewhatar
eyour
demands?
Andi
l
e:Cany
oupl
easel
etmehandl
eev
ery
thi
ng?
Me:
Sor
rybr
o..
Andi
le:
li
kemycl
i
enthasasked,
whatar
eyour
demands.
Noms: Wewer emarri
edincommuni tyof
propert
y,Iwanthalfofevery
thingyouownpl
us
theinher
itancefr
om yourfather.
Thef
uck?
Me:
Youar
enotget
ti
ngacentf
rom me!
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
Noms:
Youbi
tch!Youdest
roy
edmymar
ri
age!
Me:
Youdest
roy
edy
ourownmar
ri
age!
!
Shetookaknifeandst
abbedmybel
l
ywhi
l
eI'
m
st
il
lpregnant
!!
Me:
AAAAAHHHHHH!
"
Keo!Keo!Wakeup!"
Isnappedoutofi
tandIwashy
ster
ical
.
Mom:
Itwasj
ustadr
eam baby
..
Me:
Itl
ookedsor
eal
.Shewaski
l
li
ngmybabi
es.
.
Mom:
Shh.
.Itwasj
ustadr
eam.
.Cal
m down.
Itookdeepbreat
hst ocalm down.Thatwasa
terr
ibl
edream.Ican'tgi
vebirthhere,
Iwantto
gohomet omypar ent
s.Nomal angamightt
ryto
kil
lmybabiesafterIgiv
ebirthtothem.
Me:Mom, Ineedt
ogohometodel
iv
er.Ican'
t
gi
vebir
thherewhi
leshei
sfr
eeandroamingt
he
st
reet
.
Mom:
Shewon'
tbeabl
etohar
myouort
he
babi
es.Iwi
l
lmakesur
eoft
hat
.
Inodmyhead,t
hesuddenl
yIexper
iencedan
excr
uci
ati
ngpai
nonmyabdomen
Me:AW!
!AW!!AW!!HAAATHATHURTS!
!IT
HURTSSOBAD!!
Mom:
Breat
hbaby
.Br
eat
h.
Idi
dmybreathingexerci
sethenmom hel
ped
met ot
hecar.Fuckithur
ts!
!Whydowewomen
putour
sel
vesthroughsomuchpain!Igasped
Me:HAAAA!!AAAOOOOHHHH!I
THURTSSO
BAD!AW!!AW!!
Mom:
Keepbr
eat
hing.Dr
iverst
eponi
t!
Thedr
iverspedup
Mom:
Ineedt
ocal
lWandi
l
e.
Me:
No!Af
terIhav
edel
i
ver
edpl
ease!
f
inal
lyIarr
ivedi
nhospit
al,
Ihel
dmom'shandas
i
fmyl if
edependedonit
.Iwasputona
wheelchai
randwasrushedtot
heERforC-
section.Iwascutopenwhi l
enumbf r
om
mor phine.Firstmysonwasremovedandl et
outacr y
,thenmydaughter,
shealsoletouta
cry.Theywer eputonmyarms,sothatIbond
witht hem.AsIwasbei ngst
iched,
thenurse
tookt hem from myarms.
Me:
Don'
tl
eav
ethi
sroom wi
thmybabi
es!
Shecleanedanddressedthem inbabyclothes
asIwatched.Idi
dn'
tletmorphinegetthebest
ofme,Iwantedtomakesur ethatmybabi es
weresafe.Af
tert
hat,theywer
eputbacki nmy
armswher et
heybel
ongandIwast akentot he
mater
nityward.
Af ewminuteslaterWandil
ewalkedinand
foundthetwinssleepingi
nmyar ms.Hegav e
meahugesmi lewithtear
sinhi
sey esandtook
pictur
esofus,thenkissedmyforeheadandlips.
Gosh!Ihavemi ssedkissi
nghi
slipsandmor e..
.
Hi
m:I
'
m sor
ryIwasn'
ther
eto.
.
Me:
Shh.
..
.It
'
sokay
,youar
eher
enow,
that
'
sal
l
t
hatmat
ter
s.
Hi
m:Theyar
esobeaut
if
ulandper
fect
..
.
Me:Theyhav
et obe.Iwor
kedhar
dtomake
sur
etheywere.
Hechuckl
ed
Him:Youhadt
o.Hav
eyoudeci
dedonnames
yet
?
Me:Yeah..YoursonisMXoli
siOar
abi
leDlamini
andyourdaughterXoli
swaChri
zel
daDlamini
.I
namedt hem aft
erourpar
ent
s.Happy
anni
versarybabe!
Him:Thankyoubabe!Andahappybi
rt
hdayt
o
ourbabi
es.
Mybabieshavebeenbor
nonmyoneyear
anni
ver
sarytothi
sman.Whatawow!
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~Keokopant
swe~
.
Ican'texplainthejoythatI'
mf eeli
ngri
ghtnow,
i
t'
slikeI '
mi nheavenwi thangelsandmyhear t
i
satpeace.Mybabi esaresocut eandador abl
e,
Icouldeatt hem up.Theyar ethreedaysol
d
nowandt heirhealt
hisgood.Theydon' teven
l
ookl iketheywer ebornpremat urel
y.Myscaris
sopai nfulbutit
'sheal
ing,C-secti
onneh!
Thedoct orshaveclearedmef r
om anybact
eri
a
andmybabi esarestrongenoughtogohome.
Finall
y,Igettogohome!Wandi leandmom
camei nmyr oom asIwaspackingthebabi
es
cl
ot hesandmi ne.Mom wentt othei
rsi
de.
.
Mom: di
funkuf
unku,ohpankanana!Aba
sebahl
e(t
heyarebeauti
ful
).
Ar
g!Mom andbabyt
alks,
mygoodness!
Me:Thankyoumom.Theyt
ookt
hei
rbeaut
y
f
rom t
heirmom.
Hi
m:Andme!Habee!
Ar
g!Si
ncewhenar
emenbeaut
if
ul!
?
Me:Sukawena!Lookatt
hem t
henl
ookatme.
..
Lookatt
hem agai
nthenl
ookatme.
.Whatdo
yousee?
Hegav
emeaf
rownyf
ace
Hi
m: Noresembles.Thesebabieshavemy
l
ooks.Lookatthem,thenlookatme..Yousee
t
heresmbles?
Me:
mxm!Tsek!
Heandmom l aughedatme.Hei sbloodyr
ight
.
Thebabiesl
ookj ustl
i
kehi m, t
hereisnowayhe
coul
ddenythem.I '
m kindajealousthough,I
wantedthem t
olooklli
keme, buttheydon'
t.
Maybetheywillwhentheygr owup.
Mom car
riedMxoli
siasIcarr
iedXol
iswaand
Wandi
legotthebags.Whenwel ef
ttheroom,
t
hereweresomanybody guardsonthehall
way
.
Me:
Haa!Somanyguar
dst
hough!
Mom:it'
snecessar
y.Thejour
nal
istar
eli
kebees
r
eadytoatt
ack,sotheguardsar
eheretohol
d
t
hem back.
Wer eachedthedoorandOMG!Ihav enever
seensomanyj ournal
istsinmylif
e.Itwasli
kea
bashofjournal
ist
s,camer asandfl
ashesevery
where.Yoh!Justforthebirt
hofmypr i
nceand
pri
ncess,Wow!Roy alshit
!
Mom:ItwasworsewhenIwastheoneleavi
ng
t
hehospit
alwi
ththet
wins,
thenthet
ri
plets.
Me:
Iyoh!
Wegoti nt ot
hecar,andtheguardsalsogotint
o
theircar
sandwedr oveinaconvoy.Whenwe
reachedt hepal
ace,thecommuni t
ywas
celebrat
ingatthegate,ul
ulati
nganddancing,
celebrat
ingthebir
thofthet wi
ns!Ulundi
Kingdom neh!Ilovethi
s!
Igotof
fthecarandGoodness!thepai
ninmy
abdomencausedbythescarisjust
excr
uci
ati
ng.I
tfeel
sli
kemyst it
chesarebei
ng
t
areup.Muurman!
!
Me:
Ouch!
Wandi
l
e:Youar
eokay
?
Me:
Iwi
l
lbeaf
tert
hescarheal
s.
Hehuf
fed
Hi
m:Idon'
tl
ikeseei
ngy
oui
npai
n..
Me:Ncaaw!Buti
twasnecessar
y.It
'swhatIhad
togothr
oughtobri
ngl
if
etothisbeauti
ful
babi
es.Nopai
nnogain
Him:Yeah,youpr
obablyri
ght
.Pl
easetakeit
easy
,ifyouneedanyt
hingtel
lme,Iwi
l
l goand
geti
tforyou.
Me:Ineedf
oodtoeatbefor
ethebabi
eswake
upandIhavet
ofeedthem.
Hi
m:Comi
ngr
ightup.
..
Hewentt ot
hekit
chenasIwentupst
air
stothe
nurser
yroom wi
thmom andthebabi
esinour
arms.
Thenur ser
yissobeautif
ullydecor ated.The
wallsarepaint
edinpalepur pleandt hereare
drawingsofcutebabyani mal sandagol den
tr
ee.Ther oom i
sfil
l
edwi thst uff
edani maltoys
andt hefl
oorhasgreycarpet .Thisroom just
screamshappinessandj oyandhar mony .We
putthebabiesinthethei
rmi ni courtbedsandI
satont hebednexttotheirbeds.
Me:
I'
m soexhaust
edma,
yoh!
Mom:Si
deeff
ect
sofafterbi
rt
hit
'snor
mal
.Get
somer
est,
yougonnaneedit
.
Islowlylaidmybodyont hebed,anddamni t
's
sopai nful
.Af ewmi nuteslaterWandil
ecamei n
withat rayholdingtheplateoffood.AsIwas
aboutt otaket hefi
rstbit
eoft hefoodoneof
thebabi esstartedcryi
ng, i
twasMxol i
si
.Iput
thetrayont het abl
enextt omybedandt ri
edto
getup. .
Wandi
l
e:Don'
twor
ry,
Iwi
l
lbr
inghi
mtoy
ou.
Me:
Thanksbabe.
.
Hewentt opi
ckmyprinceupandbroughthim
tome.Itookoutoneofmybreastandputiton
hismouth.Hi
smouthissmallsohebitmewi th
hisgums.
Me:
Dammi
tthathur
ts!
Wandi
l
echuckl
ed
Me:
That
'snotf
unny
..
Hedr ankmybreastunt
ilhefel
lasl
eep,then
pri
ncesswokeupandcr i
edt oo.Wandil
etook
thesleepi
ngpri
ncebacktohisbedandgav e
met hepri
ncess.Iat
ethefoodwhilefeedi
ngmy
pri
ncess.
.
It
'sbeenthreemont hssincemybabi eswer e
bornandt heylooksomuchl i
kethei
rdaddy .
Theyhav ehisdimplesandhi sbeaut
ifulblue-
greyeyes,hiscaramelskintoneandt heyareso
chubbyandj usthappybabies.Theyar ejustso
adorabl
eandcut e,
Icoul
deatt hem up, l
i
teral
ly
.
Wandi l
ehasbeenahandsondad.Hehasbeen
helpi
ngmebat ht
hem, clot
het hem andput
them tobed.Hehasbeenwi pingtheirbutts
whent heypoopoo.Hei ssuchanamazi ngdad.
Therewasat i
mewhereIf oundhi m halfnaked
withthebabiesonhischest.Gosh!Hej ust
mademeor gasm ri
ghtthere,byjustholdingthe
babies.
"
maDl
ami
niwhyar
eyousmi
l
ingsomuch?"
Hest
art
ledme.
Me:Iwasjustthi
nki
ngaboutwhatagr
eatand
hotdady
ouar e..
Hebl
ushedandchuckl
ed,
Gosht
hisspeci
men
i
sgor
geous.Hehandedmeagif
t
Me:
What
'st
his?
Hi
m: Uhm..I
t'
sasmal
ltokent
osayhappy
bi
rt
hday.
.
OhmygoodnessIf
orgotmyownbi
rt
hday
!
Mar
chthe5t
h!
Me:
Ncaaawt
hanky
oubaby
..
Iki
ssedhim al
loverhi
sfacethenourli
psmet
andwehadoneheckofasmooch, that
someonedecidedtowakeup, r
eadyfora
missi
on.Ipull
edoutoftheki
ss.
Me:
I'
m sosor
ry.
..
Hehuf
fed
Him: I
t'
sbeenayearsi
ncewemadel ovebabe,
theti
meIgotyoupregnant
.Whenwi l
lIbeable
tofeedonyourfl
eshagai
n?I'
m hungry
,and
havebeensuff
eri
ng..
Ar
g!Menandsext
hough!
Me:I'
m st
il
lnotr
eadyy
et,
I'
m noty
etcompl
etel
y
heal
ed.
Hi
m:Whenwi
l
lyouber
eady
?
Me:ThedayIwil
lbeseduci
ngyou,wi
l
lbet
he
dayIwi
ll
bereadytolaywit
hyou.
I
'
m act
ual
l
yter
ri
fi
edofhav
ingsexwi
thhi
m
again.MyscarisjustuglyandI'm notreadyto
showi ttohimyet,buti
t'sal
socompl etely
healed.I
'm okaywithmybodyshape, i
tsjust
beautif
ulli
keanhourgl assshape.Thebel l
yfat
i
snol ongerthere,Ihav
emyf l
atstomachagai n.
Eishbutthescarisjustter
ri
ble,Ij
ustwi shit
coulddisappear.
.
Hi
m:Andwhenwi
l
lthatbe?
Ishr
uckmyshoul
der
s.
Him:Baby ,
yourscarwon'tchangehowIfeel
aboutyou.Iknowthatthereasonyouare
denyi
ngmesexi sbecauseyouarenotyet
comfortabl
etoshowmey ourscaraft
erthe
bi
rthofthetwins.
Wow,
heknowsmet
oowel
l
...
Me:
That
'snott
rue.
..
Hi
m: Yesitis.Thedoct
orsai
dthaty
ouneed
t
hreemont hstohealandi
thasbeenthr
ee
months!WomanIneedt oeat!
Il
aughedathi
m,awshamepoorWandi
..
.
Me:yoh!It'
sthr
eemont hsandmore,act
ual
l
y
unti
lI'
m complet
elyhealed,
thenwecanhave
sex.
Hehuf
fedandl
eftmei
nthenur
ser
y.
.
~Anel
e~
.
LuthandoandIarepregnanty
etagainwi
t ht
win
gir
lsandwear ebot
ht er
ri
fi
edbecauseshelost
ourfir
stbaby
.OhGodpl easelett
hebabies
survi
ve.
Lu:Babyweneedt
ohav
efai
tht
hatt
hese
babieswi
ll
li
ve.
Me:Idohavef
ait
h,Iknowt
hatGodwon'
tdeny
usbabi
esagai
n.
Keo:Thatver
ytr
ue,hewon'
tdenyyoubabi
es
agai
n,hetookoneandbl
essedyouwit
htwo.
Gl
orybet
ohi
m.
Lu:
Hal
l
eluj
ah!
KeoandGodarever
yclose.Andwhenshehas
sai
dthatmybabi
eswil
lli
ve,Ibel
i
eve.
.
Todayi smybr other
'scor
onat
ionday!Hei s
fi
nall
ybei ngcrownedkingofUlundi
.Everyone
from aroundthewor l
dhavecomet owitness
thisglori
ousday.
Me:Webafo!Dlami
ni,
Boyaebeny
athi
,Majol
a,
Chawe,
Qawel akaQamaku!Youlookl
ikea
ki
ngson!
!
Wandi
l
e:Thanksson!
!Number1!
Weal llookgreatinourZuluatti
re.Westepped
outoft hepalaceandwenti ntothetentwhere
everyonewasgat hered.Therewasr eeddance
ofthev ir
ginsthenthemenbegi ya!Hau!Whata
celebrati
on.Mom andt hewi v
es,Keo,Luand
mom st eppedoutoft hepalacetoolooki
nglike
queensintheirZuluatti
res.Mynephewand
niecearei
nt hehousewi thsisOuma.Theyar e
j
ustsoador ableandhav etheirfather'
slooks.Id
youcouldseet hem,youwon' tev enhesitat
eto
saythatWandi l
eisthefather.Exactphot o
copiesoftheirf
ather'
sresembl es.Theycoul d
havebeenmybabi esifKeogav eusachance
yearsback.ButIguesswewer enev ermeantto
be.
Lu:
Youl
ookhandsomemypr
ince
Me:Andyoulookgor
geousmypr
incess,
pr
egnancysui
tsyou.
.
Lu:
Thanky
ou.
..
Iki
ssedherforeheadandmadehersi
tonmy
l
ap.TheElderl
yincounci
lst
oodup.
Khumba: DoyouWandi l
eUnamadlaDlamini
,
promisetotakecareofthecr
ownandr ul
eover
thekingdom f
air
lyandwithdi
gni
tyl
ikeyour
fatherdi
d?
Wandi
l
e:Ido.
Khumba: Andwi l
lyoustandupagai
nsti
njust
ice
andbri
ngj ust
icetoyourpeopl
e?Wil
lyou
prot
ectyourpeople?
Wandi
l
e:Ido
Khumba: Wil
lyout
reatyoursubject
sasequals
andrespectt
hem asyourfatherhastaughty
ou?
Wandi
l
e:Ido
Khumba:Doyoupromi
set
oupli
ftanduphol
d
thet
radi
ti
onsandcust
omsoft
hisKingdom?
Wandi
l
e:Ido
Khumba:
Kneel
down.
.
Hecrownedmybr ot
herbyputti
ngtheli
onskin
onhisshoul
derandgivi
nghim aspearof
st
rengt
handashi el
dofprot
ecti
ononhi shands.
Thenheputthesacredl
oincl
otharoundhis
arm.
Khumba:
Byt
hepowerv
est
edi
nmebyt
he
el
dersi
ncounci
l
, Icr
ownyouWandi l
e
UnamadlaDl
amini2KingofUlundi!Git
a
ndona(
danceman)!Culamfazi(
singwoman)
!
Thewasdanci ngandsingi
ng,t
hedrumswere
bangedThenewKi ngandQueendanced.The
suddenlyther
eweregunshots!Keo'
sHatwas
shotoffherheadthenshewasshotagai
nin
theshoulder!
Wandi
l
e:KEO!
!
Keo:
AAAAHHH!
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~Wandi
l
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Whothefuckwouldwanttokil
lmywifeonmy
bi
gday?Whot hefucki
sresponsi
blef
orthi
s?
Reggyr
antomei nhyst
eri
calmanner
Reg:
Boss!Pager
oli
ves!PAGEROI
SALI
VE!
!
Hecoll
apsedwhil
eeveryonewasr
unni
ngaway
.
What?Howisitpossi
ble?
Me:
TakecareofReg!I
'
mrushi
ngmywi
fet
o
t
hehospi
tal
!
Icar
ri
edKeotothecaranddrovet
othehospi
tal
.
Shewasunconsci
ous,shel
ostsomuchblood.
Iarr
ivedinhospit
alafewmi nut
eslaterandshe
wasr ushedtotheER.Jayrushedi
nhospi t
ala
fewmi nutesl
aterandhelookedasifhehas
seenaghost .
Him:Boss,
Pageroisst
il
lal
i
ve!Hewasai
ming
atyoubutyourwi
fewasontheway!Hewant
s
youdead!
Me:SHIT!
!Whyisheshowingupnow??Iwant
t
hatasshol
efounddeadorali
ve!
!Getoni
t.
Hi
m: I
'
m al
readyonit
.Damieni
sonhi
stai
l
,he
f
oll
owedhi
mt ohishideout
.
Me:
Keepmepost
ed
Helef
tthehospi
tal
.Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!I
'
m
bey
ondpissedIwanttokil
lsomeone!!
Mybr ot
hersandIl eftthegangst erli
fealong
ti
meagoandnowwear ebacki nbecauseof
thatbustardcal l
edPager o!Howi sheali
ve?
Howdi dhesur vi
veabul l
etonthehead!Ineed
togetmyt r
oopsr eady ,becausehehasj ust
declaredwar .Ineedt ogetmyki dsandwi f
eout
ofthecount ry.Ishouldn'tevenknowwher e
theyar egoi
ng.Ipr aythatt heybecomesaf e.
Pager ocannev erfindoutaboutt hei
r
wher eabouts.
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
Islowlyregainedconsciousandf oundmy sel
fin
thehospitalbed.Thent hefl
ashbackofwhat
happenedf i
ll
edmyhead.Whyi ssomeoneaf ter
myl i
fe?Whatdi dIdotot hem thattheywould
wantt okil
lme?Nomal angaviolat
edt hehouse
arrestandshei sinj
ailattheSunCity
correcti
onal pri
son,soitcan'tbeher.Ordidshe
assignsomeonet ofi
nishmeof f?Whycan'tI
l
iveinpeace?Icannotl iveli
kethi
s,Ican'
tli
ve
thelifethatmydadandmyl at
ebrotherl
iv
ed.I
didn'tsignupf orthi
sbul l
shi
t.I
fsomeonewas
ablet oshootmei nthepalacewithsomany
guards, thenitisnotsafeformeormybabi es.
Wandi lecamei ntomyr oom.
Me:Whoshotmeandwhydot
heywantme
dead?
Hi
m:Hedoesn'
twanty
oudead,
buthewant
s
medead.
Il
ookedathi
m pr
oper
lyandsatupst
rai
ght
Me:
Whatt
hef
uckar
eyouonabout
?
Het
ookadeepbr
eat
handcamecl
osert
ome.
.
Hi
m:Pager
oi sal
iv
eandseekingr
evengeonthe
Dl
ami
ni.Heisthemanthatki
l
ledyourbr
other
..
IwasshockedandIwast
err
if
ied.
Me:What
?Ithoughty
oudeal
twi
thhi
mthathe
i
snotal
iv
e.
Hi
m:IthoughtIdi
dtoo,
buthei
sver
ymuch
al
i
ve.
Me:
Howi
sthatev
enpossi
ble?
Him:
Idon'
tknow,
butwhatIknowi
sthatWari
s
comi
ng.
Me:War?Thesamewart
hatt
ooksomany
i
nnocentl
i
ves?
!
Henodded
Him:Yes.Iwantyoutotaketheki
dsandflee
thecount
ry.Don'
ttel
lmewher eyouaregoing
don'
tevencontactmewheny ougetther
e.
Mom andLuwi ll
bejoini
ngyou.
Thi
scannotbehappeni
ng!
Me:
Forhowl
ongar
ewegoi
ngt
obeaway
?
Hi
m:Unt
ilt
hewari
sov
er.
..
Me:
Howl
ongar
ewet
alki
ngher
e?Ourbabi
es
needy
ou,
Ineedy
ou!
Heloweredhi
shead.Hi
shandrushedt
ohi
s
f
ace.Thenhetookadeepbreat
h..
Him:Imi
ghtnotcomeoutal
i
vef
rom t
hiswar
Keo.
.
Igasped,
ast
hesewor
dspi
ercemedeepdown.
Me:Youcannotbeser i
ous!Howam Igonna
surv
ivewit
houtyou,howam Igonnarai
sethe
babi
esalone!Ar
ey ououtofyourdamnmind?
Areyouheari
ngyoursel
f??
Hehuf
fed
Hi
m: Youwon'
tbeal
one.Mom andLuwoul
dbe
t
here.
Ibrokedown, t
hisist
oomuchf orme!I'
m
rel
i
v ingwhatmybr ot
herputmethrough!When
wil
l Ibehappyinli
fe?
Him:Ineedyoutobestrongforourf
amil
yand
f
orme.I fi
thappenst
hatIdie,moveonwit
h
yourl
if
eandbehappy .Whenourkidsgr
owup,
t
ell
them thatthei
rfat
herwasbrave,
hefought
f
orthem toliv
e.TeachoursontobeaKingand
agreatrul
er.Andwhenthetimecomes,
claim
t
hecr ownforhim.Heismyheir.
Thi
sisr
eal
l
yhappeni
ng,
hei
sactual
l
ytel
l
ingme
hi
sdeat
hwishwhi
lehei
sst
il
lal
i
ve.
Me:Surv
iveforus!Don'
tyoudar
edi
eonme,
I
needyoutostayali
veforme.
.
Him:Iwil
ltr
ytost
ayal
i
vebutI
'
m notpr
omi
sing
anyt
hing.
..
Me: Thosear
etheexactwordmybrothersai
d
beforewarandhenevercameback!This
cannotbehappeni
ngtomeagain!!
Ihel
dmyheadasitwaspai
nfulf
rom al
lmy
cry
ing.Hepul
l
edmetohim andhecomfor
ted
me.
Him:Youneedtobestr
ongmyqueenf
ort
he
sakeofourbabi
es.
..
Me:
I'
mtr
yingbutIcan'
t!
Hi
m:Yourar
est
rongert
hany
out
hinkmyl
ove
Heki
ssedmyf
orehead
Him: Thebabies,mom andLuar eonthei
rway
here.Herearey ourpasspor
tsandvi
sas.
Het
ookthem outf
rom hi
spocket
sandhanded
t
hem t
ome.
Him:Thereisabagof10mill
ionEurosi
nthe
car.I
t'
sforal
lofyoual
ltost
artali
fe.Pl
easebe
str
ongandsafe.
Me:
Wehav
etol
eav
enow?
?
Hi
m:Yes
Myperfectli
tt
lewor ldhasj ustshatt
ered.I
pul
ledmy sel
ftogether .Ineedt obestrong.
Mom, Luandt hebabi esar r
ived.Wechanged
i
ntoMusl i
m clot
hest hatt heyboughtont hei
r
wayhere.Wet ookthebagofmoneyand
packeditonournewhandbags.Sot hatit
doesn'
tlooksuspicious.
Hi
m:Wer
eyouf
oll
owedher
ewheny
oucame?
Reg:
Nosi
r.
Hi
m:Good.
Helookedatmeandki
ssedmeasi
fhi
sli
fe
dependsonit
.
Him: Ihav
et ogonow.Besafeandr
aiseour
babieswell.Mom pl
easebestr
ongf
orour
wivesandbabies.
Hel eftwit
htheguy s.Wewr appedourf aces
withscarfsli
keMusl im women.Wedi dn'tt
ake
cl
ot hes,wewi llbuythem wher everwear e
going.Wel eftthehospi t
alusinganot her
entranceattheback.Wegoti ntoat axi andwe
wer eofftotheai rpor
t.Weboughtt i
cket sfor
Madagascar ,thenwewer eof f
.Wear riv
edt her
e
after8hours, andheadedf orthev il
lageand
boughtaf arm.OhGodPl easekeept he
brothersali
ve, l
etnooneoft hem die...
[
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:Season5
{
inser
t4}
.
~Wandi
l
e~
.
I'
m aboutt oent
erthewarthatmyt akemyli
fe.I
kneeleddownatt hechurchal
terandsaidmy
prayers.Igotacall
from Andi
l
e
Me:
Yes?
Hi
m:Theshi
pmenthasar
ri
vedandt
hepackage
i
sher
e.
Me:
I'
ll
bet
her
e
It
'sbeenaweeksi ncemywi f
eandki dslef
tthe
countr
yandmyhear tachesev er
yti
meIt hi
nkof
them.I'
m alwayswonder i
ngiftheyaresafe
wherevertheyare,i
fthemoneywasenough. .I
missKeosomuchandt erri
fi
edofwhatmy
deathwoulddot oherifithappensthatIdie.
..
Sheisgonnagetanot herheartatt
ackandt hi
s
ti
mei t
'sgonnakill
her.
Il
eftt
hechur
chandwentt
omycar
.Wedr
ove
offtothewarehouseIown.Wearr
ivedaft
er30
minutesandheadedinsi
de.Wehavelostmen
i
nt hepastweekofwarthatIhadt
omakef ew
call
s..
Anel
e:600gunsfor600men.Pl
usnewl
y
i
mprovebul
letpr
oofvest
s!
Me:
Good
Yep,600menf oraKi ng.Icall
edall mymen
fr
om aroundthewor ldtof i
ghtbesideme.The
waristaki
ngpl acet onightinbhubesiniwhere
heishidi
ng.Iwantt obet heonet okil
lhim and
burnhisfl
eshtot hegr ownunt il
onlyashisl ef
t.
Heattackedmypal acet hreedaysagoagai n
andI'
mr etur
ningt hef avour.
Andi
l
e:Weshoulddivide,
thel
ionswil
lbeledby
youWandil
etoni
ght.TheLeopardswi
llbeled
bymeinthemorning.
Anele:
Pager oi
sasmartman,weneed
outsmarthim.Weshoul
ddiv
ideint
o4gr oups,
theNorth,East
,Sout
handwestVall
eysshould
haveourmen.Hehasment her
etooforback
up.Weneedtodest
royhi
sbackupfir
stbefor
e
weattackhi
m,Theki
nginthechessboard.
Wandi
le:Il
i
kethatpl
an.Weshouldtaket
his
waraschessgame,str
ategi
zebef
oreatt
acki
ng.
Wesentment ot hedif
fer
entValleysandwe
wereofftoBhubesi ni
,whereheisl ocated.The
ti
mehascome. .Isaidali
ttl
epray erthenwegot
offcar
sandwal kedtotheabandonedhousehe
wasin.Havocbeganasweappr oachedi t.
Thereareshootings.FUCK!FUCK!FUCK! !!
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
It
'sbeenaweeksincemyf ami
lyandIleftSout
h
Afri
cabecauseofthegangwarthatwasabout
tohappen.ImissWandil
esomuchandIhav e
beenprayi
ngthatt
heyallcomeoutofthewar
ali
ve.Thenews24hasbeencov er
ingthewar
andwhenevertheyt
alkabouthowmanypeopl
e
wereshotdeadmyheartjustsi
nks.
Ikeepwonder ingiftheyarestil
lal
i
ve,iftheyare
i
njured,iftheyar esafe.Andthesuspensei s
kil
li
ngmesof t
ly.Xoli
swai sadaddy'sgirl
,
whenev erIcar ryherinmyar msshecr ies,ev
en
whenmom orLuhol dsher,shesti
llcr
ies,
pier
cingmyhear tdeepdown.Theybot hcan
feelthattheirfatherisnotpresent
.
Icanfeelhisabsenceinmyli
fe.I
t'
sonlybeena
weekbutitfeelsli
keyear
s.Ineedhimi nmyli
fe,
Il
ov ehi
m.OHGOD!Whyhasmyhappi ness
beenshatteredli
kethi
s?Whyhasmyf amil
y
beentaredapart.Whyist
hereaneedf orwar
whichspil
lsbloodofthei
nnocent?Giv
et he
str
engthLord!
Mom:
Babyar
eyouokay
?
Shest
art
leme
Me:Idon'
tknowifI
'm okaymom..
.Idon'
tev
en
knowhowIfeelorhowIam doi
ng..
Mom: Sameher
e.Knowingthatallofmy
chi
ldr
enarei
nbattl
eiskil
l
ingme.Thef rui
tsof
mywombar eatwarwiththei
rlat
ef at
her'
s
enemy,whoi
sav er
yruthl
essman.
Me:Ican'
tev
enimagi
newhaty
ouar
egoi
ng
t
hrough.I
tmustbet
ough.
Luwal
kedi
nthehouse.
Her
:sani
bonani
(hel
l
o)
Me:
Hi,
howar
ethebabi
esdoi
ng?
Her:Theyaredoi
ngfine,
strongheart
beat
s.
Theysharethesameamni oti
csac,soshesai
dI
shouldtakei
teasy.
Me:
Thatmeany
ouar
ecar
ryi
ngi
dent
ical
twi
ns.
Her
:Yeah.
..Iwi
shthatAnel
ewasher
ewi
thme
t
onouri
shmypr egnancy
.
Shebegantear
ingupandwentupherroom.
Hertear
smademewantt ocrytoo.ButIhav
e
tobestr
ongforall
ofus.
Mom:
Iwi
l
lgoandcheckuponher
..
.
Me:
okayma.
.
Whenev erwegoout ,
wewearourMusl i
m outf
it
,
sothatnoonenot icesus.Inewl yboughtguns
forprotecti
on.Ther eisnoplaceint hewor ld
whichissaf e,Lastnight,
someonet riedto
breakinandwehadnot hingtodef end
ourselv
eswi th.Butnowwedo, whoev eri
s
gonnat rytobreakintoourhousewi l
lsiezeto
seethel i
ghtofanot herday.Iwillblowt heir
brai
nsout .I'
m adaught erofaf ormergangst er
andawi f
etoagangst er/
King,Imi ghtaswel l
l
iveli
feone.
Thef arm businessisgoingwel l
.Wedel i
ver
chickeneggst osupermarketsand
manuf actures.Wegr owf reshv egetablestoo
anddel i
verthem t osupermar ketstoo.Ear ni
ng
alivi
ng.I'
m al socorrespondingmyst udies,t
wo
yearstogount il
Igetmymedi caldegree.Luis
alsodoingt hesamet hi
ng.Mynewsuper vi
sor
i
sDr.Oker
ere.Her
epor
tst
omyschool
about
myprogr
ess.
.
Thef
oll
owi
ngday
..
.
Mybabiesgr owevery
dayt ol
ookliket
hei
r
fat
her,makingmemi sshim evenmore.I
'
m
goingcrazywit
houthim bymyside!Whenwi
l
l
thewarend?Iturnedont heTV..
News:" Breaki
ngnews!Hi smajesty,King
Wandi l
eDlaminiwasshotmul ti
pleti
mesl ast
ni
ghtandi snowinI CUfight
ingforhislif
e.The
queenandt henewbabiesar esti
llmissing,so
i
st heQueenmot herandPr i
ncessLut hando,
PrinceAnele'
swife,whowasconf ir
med
pregnantatthecoronat
ionaweekago."
Myheartst
oppedandIwasgaspi
ngf
orai
rand
l
etoutacry.
.
Me:
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!
!THI
S
CAN'
TBETRUE!
!!WANDI
LE!
!!
"
Mom andLucamer ushi
ngdownstairsand
foundmesobbingonthefl
oorandthey
i
mmedi at
elywentt
otearswhentheysawt he
breaki
ngnewsheadli
neonTV.Mybabi eswere
cryi
ngasIscar
edthem wit
hmyscr eam..
Mom: Wandi
l
eisaf
ight
er,
hewi
l
lhetoutal
i
ve.
..
Iknowhewil
l
Sheputmyheadonherchestandrockedme
backandf
ort
hwhil
eonthef l
oor,
comf or
ti
ng
me.
Lut
henst
art
edhav
ingcont
ract
ion.
Lu:AW!AW!I
T'STOOSOON!ICAN'
TLOSEMY
BABIES!
!AW!
Iqui
ckl
ygotupandat
tendedt
oher
.
Me:Babyyouneedtobr
eat
h.Dot
hebr
eat
hing
exer
ciseswi
thme..
Shest
art
edbreat
hingandIr
ubbedherback.
Shesl
owlycal
meddown.
Me:Yourbabieswil
lbeal
ri
ght
.I'
m sor
ryfor
scar
ingyouli
kethat
,Idi
dn'
tmeantostressyou.
.
Lu:I
t'
sokay.Iwoul
dreactt
hesamei
fitwasmy
husbandi
nICU..
.
Mom: Weal
lneedtobest r
ongf ort
hesakeof
mysonsandmygr andchi
ldren.Lutr
ytorel
ax
babyandst
opstr
essing.Thinkofyourbabi
es.
.
Weal lwipedourt ear
sandpulledoursel
ves
together.Mom wentt otheki
tchentomake
breakfastforus.AsIhelpedLur el
axonthe
sofa,thenIattendedtomybabi esandbreast
fedthem untiltheywentbacktosleepagain.
Aftert
heyfellasl
eep,Iputthem backtothei
r
courtbeds.Iwentupstair
stogetanoi nt
ment
tomassageLu' sfeetbecausetheyareswoll
en.
Igotdownst ai
rsandsawmom put ti
ng
breakf
astont hedini
ngtable.
Thebreakf
astwasscr
umpt i
ous,Idi
dn'
tfeell
i
ke
eati
ngbutIfor
cedmysel
fto.Ineedmyst r
ength
fort
hesakeofmybabies.Aswewer eeati
ng
someoneknockedandwequicklywrappedour
heads.Itookmygunandcockedit
,thensl
owly
approachedthedoor
..
Me:
Whoi
sit
?
"
Emmay
ournei
ghbour
"
Whatisshedoingher
e?Herhouseissof ar
fr
om mine,about15minut
eswalk.Iopenedthe
door
..
Her
:Mor
ning
Me:
Hi,
comei
n
Shecamei
n..
Her
:Ihav
ebeenwantingt
ocomehereto
wel
comey ounewnei
ghbour
s.Thi
sisa
wel
comegi f
tfr
om me.
Wowf
reshl
ybakedpi
e.
Me:
Thanky
ousosomuch.Thi
slooksy
ummy
.
Her:Thanks.Ihav
eanewrestaur
anti
n
ZanzibarandIwaswonder
ingify
oucoul
dbe
myeggsuppl
i
er.
.
Me:
Wowcongrat
ulat
ions!Iwoul
dbedel
i
ght
ed
t
odobusi
nesswi
thyou..
Her:Cool
,I
'm onmywayt
otown,
wewi
l
ltal
k
l
aterbye
Me:
bye.
..
Shel
eftt
hehouseanddroveof
f.Mybusi
nessi
s
bl
oomingandi
t'
sonlybeenaweek.
[
01/
23,
16:
20]Wadz
:Season5
{
inser
t5}
.
~Lut
hando~
.
Mom grabbedthepiefr
om Keo'
shandand
t
hrewitinthedustbi
n.
Mom:
Idon'
ttr
ustt
hatwoman.Shel
ooksf
ishy
.
Keo:
Howmama
Me:shelives15mi nutesawayhowcanshej ust
deci
detobr inguspieafteraweek?Sheshoul d
havewelcomedust hemomentwemov edhere
l
iketheotherneighbours.Andourneighbour
s
fr
om therightisOniweandDami en.Theones
ontheleftareRibbahandAbdul.NoEmma.
Mom:Ihav
eabadfeel
ingabouther
,weneedt
o
movenowbef
oreshecomesback..
Keo:
I'
m sosor
ryf
oropeni
ngt
hedoor
..
Mom:
It'
sokay
,youdi
dn'
tknow.
Keo:Ishoul
dhaveknown.Doyout
hinkshe
mightbeoneofPagero'
sspi
es?
Me:
Yes.Wear
esti
ll
lef
twi
th9.
3mil
l
ioneur
os.
Weneedt
omove,
li
kemom sai
d.
Wewentupst ai
rstopackthemoneyinoursui
t
cases.Madagascari
snotsafeforusnomore.
Keocarri
edthetwinsonherbackandwewer e
off
.Wehi kedanubaandwewer eoff.
Mom:
Wher
ecanwego?I
tshoul
dbe
somewher
ewewoul
dn'
tgetr
ecogni
sed.
Me: HowaboutCuba?It
'sf
arandalotofpeopl
e
ther
edon'tknowwhereSouthAf
ri
cais,ort
he
hist
oryofit
..
Keo:BadIdea,t
her
eareAf r
icansther
estudy
ing,
remember?Theeveryyearscholar
shi
ps.How
aboutJamaicaorBahamas?
Mom: Jamaicasoundsni
ce,
pluswewon'
tbe
r
ecognised.
Wegott ot
heinter
nat
ionalAi
rpor
tbooked
ti
cket
sforEngl
and,Wewi l
lbookthet
icket
sto
Jamaicafr
om ther
e.
12longhourslat
erwearri
vedatEngland,and
l
uckil
ytherewasspaceavail
ablefort
hethree
ofusplusthebabies.Wegotint
oinandwe
wereofftoJamaica.
.
~Anel
e~
.
Emmacal
l
edme.
.
Me:
HiEms
Her:If
oundt
hem,thethr
eewomenyoutoldme
abouti
nMusli
m dr
essesandcov
eredcl
othes.
Me:
Aret
heysaf
e?
Her:
Idon'tthi
nkso,t
henei
ghbourssaidt
hat
someonet r
iedtobr
eakint
heirhouse,
but
l
ucki
lythepersoncoul
dn'
tgetin.
Me: Shi
t,Ihopethatt
hepersonwhotri
edto
breakini
snotoneofPager o'
smen..Tel
lthem
tomov etoanothercont
inent
.
Her
:Andbl
owmycov
er,
noway
s!
Me:Dammit
!Sendt
hem ananony
mousSMS,
t
hatcoul
dwork.
Her
:Iwi
l
ltr
y.
Me:
Howwast
hei
rcondi
ti
ont
hough.
Her:Theyar
eingoodshape.Theyr
una
vegetabl
ebusi
nesst
opushlife.
Me: That'
sal
lIwantt
ohear
,thanksagai
nfor
yourhelp.
Emmai soneofthefami l
y'
str
ustedassassi
n.I
askedhertolookforthreewomenwhoal ways
coverthei
rfacesandfinall
yshehasfoundthem.
Icall
edotherassassi
nt oabortt
hemi ssi
onasI
havefoundthem.Whowoul dhavethoughtthat
theywouldgot oMadagascar?
Wandi l
ewasshotv erybadl
ybyPager ohimsel
f.
Wef rozewhenwesawt hati
ndeedhewasal ive
andwel l
.Heev enconfi
rmedhowshockedmy
fatherwaswhenhehear dhimtalkont hephone.
Sodaddi edfrom shockofhisl
i
fe.Butheis
nowdead, thi
st i
mewebur nthi
sfleshdown,
thereisnowayhewoul dcomeoutal iveheis
ash..
Kev
incamer
ushi
ngi
ntoWandi
l
e'sr
oom.
Me:
What
?Whati
sit
?
Him:Ihav
ejustf
oundoutt
hemostshocki
ng
news..
Me:
Spi
l
lit
Hi
m:Nomal
angai
sact
ual
l
yPager
o'sdaught
er.
Igotupf
rom t
hechai
r
Me:
Excusemewhat
??
Him:Apparent
ly,
commissionerGwabi
nii
s
Nomsunclewhom heraisedashisown
daught
er.
Me: Youknow,
thatexpl
ainsalot
.Thatmake
sensetowhysheissodev i
ousandevil
.
Fuck!Sheishisdaught
er?Whowoul
dhav
e
thoughtofthat
.Shi
t!
Thewarhasdi eddownandsomeofPager o'
s
menhav esurrenderedt ous.Somuchbl ood
wasspil
led.Allofmybr othershavegun
wounds,buttheywill l
i
ve.Wandi lewasshotin
theheadtwiceandonhi sar ms.Thebull
ets
weresuccessfull
yremov ed,healmostwent
brai
ndead.Thedoct or'
ssayt hathemight
suff
erfr
om amnesi awhenher egai
ns
conscious.Wedon'tknowwhathei
sgoingt
o
remember .That
'swhatter
ri
fi
esmethemost
,
him notrememberingwhoheis.
.
It
'sbeenaweeksi ncethewarended,
andwe
haveclear
edallPagero'
smen.It'
snowsafefor
thewoment ocomebackhome.Wandi l
eonthe
otherhandisst
il
lunconsci
ous.Myphonerang
anditwasEmma
Me:
Hav
eyouf
oundt
hem?
Her:Yeah,t
heyweresportedinJamaica.They
movedt her
eaweekago, beforeIcoul
dev en
sendthem theSMS.Iguesstheythoughtthat
Pagero'
sassassi
n.
Me:
That'
sgood.Atleastt
heywereobservant
...
Doyouknowexact
lywhereinJamai
cat heyare?
Her:
Yeah,
thecapi
tal
cit
yatt
heJamyLi
ng
apar
tment
s.
Me:
Cool
..
Ihungup.Af ewminutesl
aterWandil
est
art
ed
regai
ningconsci
ous.Immediat
elycal
l
edthe
doctor
.Hecamei n..
Wandi
l
e:Wher
eam I
?
Dr
:Youareinhospi
tal
,youwerebr
oughti
na
weekago.Doyouknowwhoy ouare?
Him:Yes,
I'
m Wandi
l
eUnamandl
aDl
ami
ni.19
year
sofage..
Ohno!Hethinksthathei
s19!Thi
sisbad!Thi
s
i
sreal
lybad!Helookedatme..
Hi
m:Anel
e?Youl
ooksool
d?Youdon'
tl
ook16.
..
Me:I
'
m not16andy
ouar
enot19any
mor
e.You
ar
e30!
Hi
m:What
?Howl
onghav
eIbeeni
ncoma?
Dr
:Aweek.Youar
esuf
fer
ingf
rom amnesi
a.
Hi
m:What
??
Hestar
tedstr
essi
ngoutthent
hedoctorhav
e
hi
m asedati
veinj
ect
iont
omakehim goto
sleep.Thi
sisbad,Hedoesn'
tremember11
yearsofhisl
if
e..OhGod!
[
01/
23,
16:
20]Wadz
:Season5
{
inser
t6}
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
Sleeplessni ghts, gett
inglostinmyt houghts.
Mybodyi sher e, butmyhear tandsoul areback
homewi t
hmyhusband.Whenwi ll
t hewarend
sot hatIcansl eepi nhisarmsagai n?
Lonelinesshast akent hebestofme.Myhear t
andbodyy earnsf orhim andmymi ndi sfil
l
ed
withhi m.Ohwary ouarecr uel
!Youhav e
separ atedmef rom mybel oved.
Mybabi esyearnforthei
rfather
,Iyear
nformy
fr
iendandhusband.Myst rengt
h,myjoy,
my
smile.Whenwi l
lthi
swarend!Iwantt osmile
again,Iwanttobehel dagainIwanttobein
peace!
"
Keo!Keo!"
Me:
Comi
ngmom.
..
Isl
owlygotoutofbedandwi pedmyt ears,
pul
li
ngmy sel
ftoget
her.Tookadeepbr eath,
openedmydoorandwentt ot hel
i
vingroom
wheremom andLuar esit
ti
ng.
Me:
Ma?
Mom:
Myqueen,
youhav
equeencr
yingagai
n..
.
Me:
Nomom,
Ijustwokeup.
Mom: Babyyourey
estel
lmethaty
ouhave
beendeepinyourt
hought
sandyoushedt
ear
s.
Shest
oodupandapproachedme.Myt
ear
sfel
l
asIt
ookadeepbr
eath.
Mom: Hewillbef
inebaby.
..Hei
saf i
ghterl
i
ke
your
selfandhasstr
ongfai
thli
keyou.Cheerup
f
orme. .
.
Mom hasbeensost
rongf
ormeandLu.She
hasbeenmymot i
vat
iontobeast
rongmother
tomychil
dren.Ar
ock!Awomanofstrong
char
acter
.Ilov
eherdear
ly.
Ther
eisaknockont
hedoor
..
.
"
Mom!Keo!Lu!I
t'
smeAnel
e"
Lugaspedandt
ri
edt
oopent
hedoorbutwe
bl
ockedher.
.
Me:
No,
whati
fit
'sat
ri
ck?
Wet
ookoutourguns.
.
Lu:Ifyouar
eAnelet
hentel
lme,ourfi
rstdat
e
together
,whenwasi
tandwhatdidyousayto
me?
"I
twason14June. .It
oldthatI
'
m wil
li
ngto
st
ayandstandbyforaslongasy oucanhave
measyourboyfr
iend".
Lut
handoshar
etear
s
Lu:
Yep,
that
'sAnel
eforsur
e!
Weopenedt
hedoorandi
ndeedi
twashi
m.
AneleandLut
handosharedahugehugand
ki
ssedeachotherl
i
ketheyareeachot
her'
s
Oxygen.
Anel
e:Thewari
sov
er,ev
erythi
nghascal
med
down.Ihav
ecometocol
lectal
lofy
a'l
l
.
Me:
Wai
t,howdi
dyouf
indus?
?
Anel
e:Thewomancal
l
edEmma,
ringabel
l
?
Lu:Thewomanwhocl
aimedt
obeour
nei
ghbour
?
Anele:Yeah,Iaskedhert
olookforya'
l
lwhen
youwer ebackinMadagascar.Wehave
assassinsaroundtheworl
d,well
excepther
ein
Jamaica.ButEmmadoes.
Me:
Sot
hepi
ewasn'
tpoi
soned?
Anel
elaughed.
.
Anel
e:Yeah,i
twasadi st
ract
iont
haty
oudon't
fi
ndhersuspi
cious,buty
oudidandmoved.
Me:
Whatawast
eofaf
reshpi
emama!
Mom:
Iwasn'
ttaki
nganychances!
Anel
ebecameseri
ousandt
ookadeepbr
eat
h.
Thatscar
edme.
.
Me:
Ist
her
esomet
hingwr
ong?
Anel
e:Youneedt
osi
tdownf
ort
his.
.
Me:
Hei
snotdeadi
she?
?
Heshookhi
shead.
.
Anel
e:No.
.Heact
ual
l
ywokeup.
.
Isi
ghedwi
thr
eli
ef
Me:
ThankGod!
!
Mom:Itol
dy out
hathewasaf
ight
erandwi
l
l
comeoutali
ve.
Anel
e:Ther
eisaprobl
em.
.Hedoesn'
t
rememberany
thi
ng..
I
'
m puzzl
edaboutwhathei
ssay
ing
Me:Whatdoyoumeanhedoesn'tr
emember
any
thi
ng?Ishesuf
fer
ingf
rom amnesi
a?I
t'
s
nor
malforpeoplewhogott
hei
rheadhur
t,and
hegott
wobul l
etst
hehead.
Anel
e:Heissuf
fer
ingf
rom al
ongt
erm
amnesi
a..
Igaspeditt
akesmonthst
oyear
stor
ecov
er
fr
om thatamnesi
a..
Me:Ther
ehastobesomet
hingher
emember
s..
Whatdoesher
emember?
Hepausedf
orami
nut
e..
Anele:Her emember sthatheis19y ear
sol d.
Hedoesn' trememberget ti
ngal lhi
sdegr ees,
he
doesn'tremembert hathegotmar ri
edandhas
twinbabies.Hedoesn' tremembert hatubaba
haspassedaway ,hedoesn'tremembert hat
Nomal angai sinjail
.Hedoesn' tremember
anythi
ng!Andt hedoctorssaidt hatitmight
takeyearsf orhimt orecover.
Me:Iknow.Atl
easthei
sst
il
lal
i
ve.I
shest
il
li
n
hospi
tal
?
Anele:Yeah,
butheisgonnabedischar
ged
soon.Iboughtyouguysti
cket
stogoback
home.Wecanl eavenow.
Wewentt oourroomsandpacked.Insi
deI'm
tor
n,hedoesn'
tremembermeorhi sbabies.
..
ButIknowthathewil
lregai
nhi
smemor y,Ij
ust
needtobepati
ent.
Iputmybabiesonmybackandinf
ront
.We
werereadyt
ogo.Wewenttotheai
rpor
tand
gotint
otheplane.
20hoursl aterwear r
ivedatDurbanairport
,then
wegoti ntothef amil
ypr i
vat
ejetandwer eoffto
Ulundi
.Mygoodnessi t'sgoodtobebacki n
SouthAf r
ica.20mi nuteswewer ehere,ifwe
could'
vetakent hecar,wewoul dhavedr i
venfor
anhourandahal f
.
Wegoti nt
ot hecarandwenthome.whenwe
arr
ivedatthepalaceIwentt omyroom and
packedallofmyst uffandmovedbacktothe
backroom.Iaskedt heserv
antst
or emovemy
weddingpi
cturesf
rom thewalls.Amnesi a
pati
entsar
enotsupposedt ober ushedto
remember,youhavetotaketimewi ththem.So
I
'mt aki
ngdowneveryt
hingthatisgonnast ress
him whenheseesit
,li
kepictures.
.
Thefol
l
owingdayhecamehome.Iwant edt
o
goandhughim,buthedoesn'
trememberme.
Me:
Hi,
wel
comehomey
ourmaj
est
y
Hi
m:Thanky
ou,
andy
ouar
e?
Me:I'
m KeoDla.
.ImeanSengi
ngi
.I'
my our
per
sonalnur
se,assi
gnedt
otakecareofyou.
Hel
ookedatmef
rom t
opt
obot
tom
Hi
m:Youlookbeauti
ful
,Ihopewedon'
tendup
i
nmybe..Naked.
..
Ohnohedi
dn'
t!
Me:
par
donme?
Hi
m:not
hing.
.
Me:I
fy ouneedanyt
hingj
ustcal
lmynameandI
wi
ll
attendtoyou.
Hi
m: Cool
.Ij
usthopet
hatIr
ecov
erf
rom t
he
i
nsomnia.
Me:
it'
samnesi
a.
Hi
m:What
everi
tis.Wher
eismyf
athert
heKi
ng?
Mom dr
oppedhergl
ass
Hi
m:Mom ar
eyoual
ri
ght
?
Mom:
YeahI
'
m al
ri
ght
..
.
Shesi
ghed,
hol
dingbackhert
ear
s..
Me:Uhm..
..TheKi
nghaspassedon.
..We
bur
iedhi
m sixmont
hsago.
.
Hewasshockedt
ohearthenews.Heev
en
br
okedownli
keachi
ld.
Andi
l
e:I
t'
sokaybr
o..
.It
'sal
ri
ght
..
.
Ifeel
badtohavetol
dhi mthat,
butIhadto.I
canli
eaboutot
herstuffbutnotthedeat
hofthe
ki
ng.Hepull
edhimselftoget
her
Hi
m:Howdi
dhedi
e?
Mom: Hehadahear
tat
tackmyson.
..Hedi
dn'
t
sur
viv
eit.
Hehel
dhi
shead.
..
Me:
I'
m gonnal
aydown,
myheadhur
ts.
..
Iwentupst
airstohi
sroom wi
thhi
m.It
ucked
hi
mi n,
thenfacedthedoor
Hi
m:Pl
easesi
twi
thme.
.
It
urnedandsatnextt
ohi
m
Hi
m:Whatel
sehappenedt
hatIcan'
tremember
.
Me: Ican'
ttel
lyouanyt
hingelse.Yourheadis
sti
lldi
gesti
ngyourfat
her'
sdeat h.Wegonna
takethisonedayatatimeunt i
lyourecover
.I'
m
gonnabet her
ewi t
hyouev er
yst epoftheway.
Hesmi
l
ed,
goshhi
sdi
mpl
esj
ustdoest
hingst
o
me!
Him:Youlooksoy
oungl
i
key
ouar
e16or
somethi
ng.
Me:
I'
m act
ual
l
y23.
.
Heopenedhi
sey
eswi
de
Hi
m:Real
l
y?I
'
m 19!Youol
dert
hanme?
OhGoshIfor
gothedoesn'tremembert
hathe
i
s30.Heisathi
rt
yyearoldmanst ucki
nhis
t
eenagey
earsinhi
sment ali
ty.
Me:
Iwoul
dli
ket
ohugy
ou
Hel
ookedatmef
unny
Hi
m:Why
?
Me: Becausey
ousai
dIlook16,
andyou
deserveahugasatokenofmyappr
eci
ati
on.
Igavehi
m ahugthatIwasl
ongi
ngfor.He
enhal
edmyperfumeandIenhal
edhis.
Me:
Yousmel
lni
ce.
.
Hechuckl
ed
Hi
m No,
yousmel
lni
ce
Me:
Webot
hsmel
lni
ce.
Wegi
ggl
edt
oget
her
.Itwassoni
cet
obenext
t
ohi
m.Hemademef eel
li
keahi
ghschool
gir
l.
Hi
m: Di
dyouf
ini
shVar
sit
yorar
eyoust
il
la
st
udent
?
Me:
I'
m st
il
last
udentatUFS
Hi
m:Whoa!Iwantt
ost
udyt
her
e
Me:
Youst
ud.
.Whatdi
dyouwantt
ost
udy
?
If
orgott
hathedoesn'
tremembert
hathehasa
PhD..
.
Hi
m:Pol
i
tical
sci
enceandmanagement
.
Youhav
eaPhDi
nthat
..
Me:
Ooohmrpol
i
tics.
..
Him:Yeah,
Iwantt
ogoallt
heway,
bachel
ors,
honour
s,mast
ersandf
inal
l
yPhD
Youal
readyhav
ethem!Goshamnesi
ayouar
e
cr
uel
!
Me:
That
'sni
ce.Doy
ouhav
eagi
rl
fr
iend?
Hescof
fed.
.
Hi
m:Whydoy
ouwantt
oknow?
Me:
Ijustwantt
oseewhatexact
lyy
ou
r
emember..
Hi
m: Yeah,Ido.Hernamei
sNomal
anga
Gwabini
.Iwanttomakehermywi
fewhenwe
gr
owup
Thatnamej
ustgav
emechi
l
lsi
nmybody
Me:Wellsheleftyouwheny ouwer
einacoma!
Shedidn'
tloveyou,Ithi
nkshewasjustwit
hyou
fory
ourstatus.Sheisnotwifemat
eri
al.
Hegav
emeasl
ylook
Hi
m: Jeal
ousymakespeopl
enast
y..
.AndIt
ake
i
tthatyouar
ewif
emat er
ial
?
Di
dhesayI
'
mjeal
ousoft
hatev
ilwi
tch!
Me:
Yes!I
'
m ani
deal
wif
e.AndI
'
m notj
eal
ous.
Hi
m:AwShame!Yousosur
eofyoursel
f.You
ar
esougl
y,nomanwoul
dmarr
yy ou.
Wow!Hehasf
orgot
tenal
readywhathesai
dto
meear
li
er
Me:Ohreall
y,I
'
m ugly?Yousai
dthatI
'm
beaut
if
uldownstai
rsandyouhopethatwedon'
t
endupinyourbednaked..
Hegaspedandchockedonhi
ssal
i
va
Hi
m:Youhear
dthat
?
Me:
Loudandcl
ear
Hewassoembar
rassedandbl
ushi
ng.Gosh!
Me:
It'
sokay
..Thanky
ouf
ort
hat
.
Si
sOumacamei
nwi
thWandi
l
e'sf
ood.
Si
sOuma:Herei
syourf
oody
ourmajest
y.
Shoul
dIgety
ousomethi
ngt
hingmyQ..
Iquickl
yputmyhandonhermouthbef
oreshe
addressesmeasqueen.Hegav
eusa
suspici
ouslook.
.
Me:
Ngi
rightsi
sOuma.Thanks
Shebowedandl
eft
.Shi
tthatwascl
ose!
Hedugi
nhi
sfood.
.
Hi
m:Whydi
dsheaddr
essy
ouasQueen?
Ohsnap!
Me:
Noshedi
dn'
t.
.
Hi
m:Shewasaboutt
o,buty
oushutherup.
Me:Wel l
mom. .
.Imeanthequeen,mademe
queenforthedayandsai
dthat,
theyshoul
d
addressmeasqueen.
Her
aisedhi
sey
ebr
ows
Hi
m:Thenwhydi
dyoust
opher
?
Me:Idon'
tl
iket
obeaddr
essedasqueen.Il
ove
myname.DrKeo
Him:DrKeo?Ithoughtyousaidt
haty
ouwer
ea
nurseassi
gnedtotakecareofmeunti
lI
recover
..
Ohman,
Ifor
gotaboutt
hat
..
Me:I
t'
sjusthowIwantt
obeaddr
essedi
n
f
utur
e..
Hi
m:Ni
ce
Someoneknockedont
hedoor
..
"Yourmaj
est
y!Thebabi
esar
ecr
ying!"
Hel
ookedatmeshocked
Hi
m:Youhav
eki
ds?
?
Me:
Yeah.Twi
ns,
ababyboyandgi
rl
..
Hi
m:Wow,
Ilov
ebabi
es!CanIseet
hem?
Sohehasalway
sl ov
edkidsf
rom ay
oungage.I
di
dn'
tknowthat
.Amnesiaisabl
essi
ngin
di
sgui
se,I
'
m get
tingtoknowmyhusbandfr
om
whenhewas19.
Me:
Okay
,youcanseet
hem l
ateraf
tereat
ing.
.
Hi
m:Okaymyqueen.
.
Myhear tskippedabeatwhencal l
edmemy
queen.Heusedt ocall
met hatwhenhewas
sti
l
l i
nhisrightsenses.Il
efthi
sroom andwent
tothenurserytoattendtomybabies.Ipumped
milkforbothofthem from mybreast
sinthe
babybot
tl
es.Mom hel
dMxol
i
siasIhel
d
Xoli
swa.
Mom:
Howi
shedoi
ng.
.
Me:Heisdoi
ngwel
l
,buthehasn'
tremember
ed
any
thi
ngyet.
Mom: Baby,
youneedtorunthisKingdom as
yourhusbandissi
ck.Youalsoneedt oat t
end
businessmeeti
ngsinhisabsence.It
'stimeto
stepupandbeQueen.Bey ourhusband' shand,
andt akecar
eofhisasset
sashei sr ecoveri
ng.
Wandi
l
ewal
kedi
ntot
henur
ser
y,hest
art
ledus.
Him:Wownurser
yinthepal
acef
oryourbabi
es,
youmustber
eall
ylov
edinthi
shouse.
Mom: Sheismydaughter,
Iadoptedherand
broughtherin.Thesear
emygr andchi
ldr
en.
Mxol i
siandXoliswa,
namedaftermeandy our
father
.
Him:Youadopt
edher?Shegav
eherbabi
est
he
namesIwantedtogi
vemychil
drenwi
th
Nomal
angawhenImar
ryher
..
Mom: Youwil
lnotment
iont
hatnamei
nmy
pr
esenceyoungman!!
Ther
ewast
ensi
oni
nthenur
ser
y.
Me:ooohhkay
..Wouldy
oul
i
ket
ohol
dyour
nephewandniece?
Henod.hef i
rstheldXoliswai
nhisarms,andhe
gaveherthesamel ookhegaveheraft
erIgave
bi
rthtoher .Het hentookMxoli
siwit
hhisother
arm.Her eactedt hesamewayhedi d,whenhe
fi
rstsethisey esont hem
Hi
m:Theyar
esobeaut
if
ul.MOandXC.
.
Iwassur
pri
sedt
ohearhi
m sayt
hei
rini
ti
als!
Me:Whoah!
?Thosear
ethei
rini
ti
als,
butIdi
dn'
t
t
ell
you.
Hewasshocked.
Hi
m:Areyoutell
i
ngmethaty
ounamedthem
Mxol
i
siOarabi
leandXol
i
swaChr
izel
da?I
tcan'
t
be.
.
Mom andIgaspedwi
thexci
tement
!
Us:
Thosear
ethei
rexactnames!
!
Heremembersthebabiesnames!That
'
s
pr
ogress,
hemightregainhi
smemor yi
nweeks
i
fnotmonths.
.
Mom: That
'sgoodt
haty
our
emembert
hei
r
names.
Hekeptqui
etf
orami nut
e..
.ThenheHi
m:They
ar
emybabiesaren'
tthey
?
Mom nodded
Mom:
Yes.
.Theyar
e..
Hegaveusbackthebabi
esandl
eftt
henur
ser
y
hol
dinghi
shead.
.
Me:Heisstar
tingtoremember
,li
tt
lebyl
i
ttl
e.
Weshouldn'
ttell
him al
ot,
hehastoremember
al
lbyhi
mself.
Mom:
Iknow.Buthehadt
oknowt
hathei
sthe
f
ather
,her
emember
edt
hei
rnames.
Me:Iguess,
buthejustdi
gest
edthenews
abouthi
sfat
her,
nowt henewsthatheist
he
fat
herofmybabiesisal
sotoomucht odi
gest
.
Weputt
hetwinstosleep.Andwentdownstai
rs
t
ohavel
unch.Wef oundWandil
esitt
ingatt
he
t
abl
eonthechairhi
slatefat
hersaton.
Me:
Arey
ouokay
?
Him:Yeah,Ij
ustwant
edtosither
etofeel
what
mydadf el
twhenhesatonthischai
r.
.Hedidn'
t
gett
omeetourbabiesdi
dhe?
Ishookmyhead
Me:
No..Buthegottheoppor
tuni
tyofseei
ng
t
hem moveinsi
deofme.
Him:Iguessit'
sbetterthannothi
ng..
..
..I
rememberhet ol
dmet hatKingsdon'
tchoose
thei
rownbrides,sodidhechosey ouforme?
Justtel
lmethet r
uth,becauseIknowt hatWe
hadsexforthem tobebor n.Anel
esaidthatI
'
m
30i
nhospi
tal
butIf
eel
19.
.
Het
ookadeepbr
eat
h
Hi
m:Thi
sisalottotakei
n,becauseIdon'
t
r
ememberany
thing.
..
Me: Youdon'thavetoputyour
sel
funder
pressuretoremember,j
ustrel
axandfi
ndinner
piece.Yourmemor i
eswil
lcomeback.Don'tbe
tohardony oursel
f.
[
01/
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21]Wadz
:Season5
{
inser
t7}
.
Thr
eemont
hsl
ater
..
.
.
~Anel
e~
.
Lu:
AW!AW!ITHURTS,ITREALLYHURTS!
ANELEVUKA!
!KEO!KEO!
I'
m awokenbyLuthandowhoisinpai
nat12am!
Iquickl
yjumpedoutofbedputonmygownand
helpedherup.
Whenshegotup,
ther
ewasbl
oodont
hebed!
Me:
OhLor
d,pl
easeno!
Her
:Bl
ood?
Shegaspedi
npani
ck
Her
:Ican'
tl
osemybabi
es!Ij
ustcan'
t!PLEASE
NO!
!
Myhear
tsank,
thesomeoneknockedont
he
door
.
"
Anel
eopenup,
it'
sKeo"
Iqui
ckl
ywenttothedoor.Shegotinandrushed
toLu'
sside,
andtohershock,shesawbloodon
thebedandonLu.
Keo:Weneedtooper
ateherimmediately
!
Therei
snoti
metogot ohospit
al!I
nmycarI
havesur
ger
ytool
sandaf i
rstai
dkit,br
ingthem
t
ome.
Theshet
urnedt
oLut
hando
Keo:BabyIneedy
out
orel
axanddobr
eat
hing
exer
cisesf
orme..
.
Wehel pedherbacki nbedt henIr ushedt oher
cartogetthetools.Say i
ngal it
tl
epr ayertoGod,
toletmybabieslive.Iopenedt hecarandwas
scaredasIsawal lthesur gerytools.Itooka
hugegulpandt ookt hem alongwi ththef i
rstai
d
kit
.Iranupstai
rsandf oundmybr other
sand
mom awake.Igoti nandsawmywi fei
npai n.
TheIgav eKeowhatsheaskedf or,t
henshe
openedt hesur
geryt oolboxandt hefir
stai dki
t.
Keo:
Doy
ouwantt
ost
ayandwat
ch?
Me:
Yes.
.Pl
easehel
pherandmybabi
es.
.
Keo:Iwil
ldomybest.Ineedy outohol
dLu's
handandbest r
ongforher,beherst
rengt
hright
now.I'
m gonnacutheropenandwhenIt el
lyou
todosomet hi
ng,y
oudoi t
.
Inodded.
Me:
Okay
..
Shegavehertwoi
nject
ionstomakehernumb
andnotfeel
toomuchpain.Shethenrubbeda
numbingsol
uti
oni
ni nherabdomen,andmade
aninci
si
on.
Keo:
Thi
sisgood,
ther
eisl
essbl
ood.
.
Shet
hentookoutthefir
stbaby,cuther
ambi
li
cal
cord,shewasn'tcr
ying!Myheart
st
oppedf
orami nute.
Keo:Anel
e!Hol
dthechi
l
dandr
ubwhi
l
ebeat
ing
herback.
.
Idi
dassheaskedandshecri
ed!Sheactuall
y
cri
ed!Tear
sfel
lfr
om myey
esinvol
untar
ilyso.
Keo:Nowwrapherwi
thabl
anketandputher
nextt
ohermom.
Ididassheaskedme, t
henshetookoutthe
secondbaby,shecr
iedimmediat
ely
!She
suckedouthermucussothatshecanbreath
well
.Thenshest
it
chedLu, wher
eshecuther
.
Bothmybabieswereal
iv
eandIwasj ust
ecst
ati
cbeyondwordIscreamed..
Me:
THANKYOUSOMUCH!
!
Keo:I
t'
sapleasur
e,Iwasn'
tact
ual
l
ysupposet
o
oper
ateonheroutsi
dehospi
tal
.
Shecleanedupherbloodandgaveherastrong
anti
bioti
cinj
ect
ionsothatshedoesn'
tgetany
i
nfection.
Keo:
Weneedtotakethem t
ohospi
tal
now,
just
tomakesur
etheyar
eallal
ri
ght
.
Inod.
Me:
Wandi
l
e!Mom!Andi
swa!Anel
i
swa!
Theycameinandhel
pedmecarryLut
ot hecar
andmynewbabies.Werushedt
ohospi
tal.A
fewminut
eslat
er,
wearri
ved.
Keo:emergency
!Takehert
othemat
erni
tywar
d
now!Takethebabi
estoo.
Theydi
dassheaskedandsher
ushedt
othem.
Anhourl
ater
,shecameout
..
Keo:Thebabi
esarefi
neandheal
thyandthei
r
motheri
srecover
ingwel
l
!Ioper
atedjusti
n
ti
me..
Ijumpedwit
hjoy,gr
eat
estnewsev
er,
I'
ma
fathert
otwi
ngir
ls!
Me:
CanIseet
hem?
Shedir
ectedmet oherwar
d.Tear
sfel
l
uncont
roll
abl
ywhenIsawherregai
nconci
ous.
Shesharedtear
s
Lu:
Ilostmybabi
esdi
dn'
tI?
Iwi
pedmyt
ear
sof
f
Me:No,youdi
dn'
t,
theyar
ebothal
i
veand
heal
thy
.Nocompli
cati
onsatal
l
.
Shesmi
l
edatme,
thenKeobr
oughtt
het
winst
o
us.
Keo:
Meety
ourt
wingi
rl
s..Theyar
esoador
abl
e!
Theyl
ookl
i
keme!
Wechuckl
ed
Me:
Yeahy
ouwi
sh.
.
Ihel
pedLuupt otakeagoodgazet oourbabi
es.
Theyhadtenfinger
sandt ent oes.Theywere
perf
ectandbeautif
ul.If
eltli
keIwasseei ng
angel
s.Holdi
ngmydaught er'
sinmyar msis
magical
!
Lu:Idon'
tknowhowtothankyouf orthi
s..
.
ThankyousomuchKeof orhel
pingmeandf or
gi
vingmef ai
tht
hatmybabieswill
live
Keo: I
tsokay,
that'
swhatsi
ster
sdof oreach
other.Youweretheref
ormewhenIbr okedown
whileourhusbandswereatwar.Il
oveyoufor
that.
Wow,
Iwasspeechl
essaf
tert
hat
.
Me:
Thanky
ou,
butI
'
m madaty
ou.
.
Keo:
Why
?
Me:Mybabiessur
viv
edbecausey
ouoper
ated
andt
ookthem out
..
Keo:Shewoul
dn'
thav
esur
viv
edi
fIoper
atedon
her
.
Shecutmeof
f
Keo:Sheenhal
edt oomuchamniot
icf
lui
dandi
t
damagedherlungs,babyUnowoul
dn'
thave
sur
vived.I
'
m sorr
y...
Inod
Me:
I'
m sor
ry.
.
Keo:I
t'
sokay
..Sowhatar
eyougonnaname
them?
Lu:Wenevert
houghtoft
hat
,It
houghtIwas
gonnal
osethem t
oo..
Me:
Itsokaybabe.
Keo:
HowaboutUnot
handoandThandol
wet
hu?
Me: Il
ovet
hem,
nameoneaf
tert
hei
rlat
e
si
ster.
..
Lu:Per
fectnamesforourangel
s.Unot
hando
KeokopantsweandThandol
wethuKeolopi
l
e.
Me:
Wow!UKandTK,
Ilov
eit
.
Iki
ssedherv
igor
ousl
yso.
Keo:Younamedy ourbabyaf
terme?That
'
sso
sweetofyou.
..Thankyou.
.
Shewasaboutt
oshedt
ear
s
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
Ilef
tthem tobondwi ththei
rbabies.Iwas
scaredwhenIoper atedonher.Ididn'tknow
whatt odo,butIaskedGodt ohelpmeandhe
tooktheleadandhel pedmedel i
verthose
babies.Lordyouarewonder f
ul!Youar egreat
!
Whowoul dIbewithoutyou?IlovemyGod!
Wandi
lehasn'
trecover
edf r
om amnesi
ayetand
i
t'
sbeenthr
eemont hs,butwehavegrown
closerandmybabiesarejustsweetand
growingbeaut
if
ull
y,6mont hsnow, butt
his
winteri
smakingthem sick.Theyhavefl
uandi
t
breaksmyheartwhent hesneezeandhav e
runnynose.
..
Runni
ngaKingdom i
salsonotthateasyand
al
sorunni
ngcompaniestoo.Butwitht
hehelp
ofmybrot
hers,I
'
m abletorunthi
ngssmoothly
.
Bei
ngQueenisnotchil
d'
splay.It
'shar
d!ButI
'm
l
earni
ngfr
om thebest
.
Reachedt
hef
ami
l
yandt
heygav
eagr
ouphug.
.
Me:
Whoa!Andt
hen?
Mom:Yout
rul
yar
eaGodsent
.Ami
racl
e
wor
ker
!
Me: Godisamiracl
eworker
!Nowme, Iwasjust
doingwhatIhadtodo,t
osav el
i
v esandIdid.
Withall
ofyoursuppor
tandthei
rs,thebabi
es
l
ived.
Andi
swa:
Wow!Thr
eeni
ecesandanephew.I
needt
ogetmar
ri
edandhav
emyownki
dst
oo
Mom:NotabadIdeaatal
l
!Yout
ooAnel
eiswa
andAndi
l
eshoul
dt oo.
Me:
Wher
eisAndi
l
eany
way
?
Anel
i
swa:
Bahamas.Hehasacaset
her
e..
Me:
Alr
ight
..
.
Wewenthomet ogobackt osleep,itwas3am.
Wegothomeandwentt oourdi ff
erentrooms.I
havebeensl eepi
ngi nthenurseryroom wi t
hmy
babies.Igotther
eMxol i
siwasawakeand
cryi
ng.Itookhim andhewasbur ni
ngup!Igav e
him asyrupforfever,t
henIbr eastfedhim.His
temperatureeventuall
ywentdown.Hest ar
ted
play
ingagain,hewasnotgonnasl eepany t
ime
soon.SoIputhi m ont hefl
oorandhecr awled
forthefir
stti
me!
Me:
AaaahhhMxol
i
si,
youcr
awl
i
ng!
!
Wandi
lecamei
nrushi
ngi
nandsawMxo
cr
awli
ng
Him:Yesboy
!Crawlbaba!Thenhepi
ckedhi
m
upandwegav ehi
m ki
sses,hegi
ggl
editwasso
cute.
Mxo:
Mgt
mgamt
aga
Babyt
alkneh!What
everhesai
dwascut
e..
Wandi
l
e:Il
ovey
out
oo
Me:
Wel
ovey
out
oo.
.
That'swhatwet hi
nkhesaid.BabyXol
iwasj
ust
sleepingpeacef
ull
yso.Icheckedher
temper at
ureandshewasj ustnor
mal.
Wandi
le:
IwantAnel
e'
stwi
nst
oshar
eanur
ser
y
wi
thourbabi
es.
.
Me:That'
sagr eatI
dea!Iwi
l
lgett
heext
racour
t
bedsl
atertoday.
Hi
m:Gr
eat
,youwi
l
lshar
eabedwi
thme.
..
Me:
badi
dea.Ther
ear
eext
rar
ooms,
Iwi
l
lsl
eep
t
her
e.
Hi
m:Butt
heyar
enotcl
oset
othenur
ser
y
Me:Ihav
ebabymoni
tor
s,Iwi
l
lknowwhent
hey
ar
eawake
Him:Iknowt hatIdon'tr
ememberany thi
ng,but
Iknowt hatI
'
my ourhusband.Husbandsand
wifesharearoom.Yougonnashar earoom
withmeandt hat'sfi
nal
Me:
Alr
ight
..
4am, Mxofi
nallywenttosleep,thenpri
ncess
decidedtowakeupt oo,Iwassot ir
edandjust
want edt
osleep.Shedidn'
tcry,shejustl
ooked
atmeandsmi l
edatme.Gosj herdi
mplesare
cute!
Me:
Mor
ningbaby
..
.
Her
:Mama.
.
Igaspedwi
thj
oy
Me:
Yesbaby
,Mama!
Igav
eherkissesandshegiggled.Whataway
tost
artmyday !Mxocrawl
edfort hef
ir
stti
me
andXoli
justsaidherf
ir
stword!I'
m happy
bey
ondmeasur
e.
Shewenttosl
eepat5am Fi
nal
ly,
andIdozed
offmybed.If
eltwar
m ki
ssesonmythighsand
Iopenedmyeyes
Me:
Wandi
l
ewhatar
eyoudoi
ng?
Hi
m:I
'
m hor
ny.
.
Hewhi
spered.Wehav
en'
tbeeni
nti
mat
efor
ov
erayearnow.
Me:Stop,y
oucan'
t.
..Wecan'
thav
esex,
youar
e
r
ecoveri
ng
Hi
m: Mybr
aini
srecover
ingbutmybodyi
snot
si
ckandi
sfunct
ioni
ngwell.
Heconti
nuedki
ssingmethenheri
ppedmy
pant
yoffme,andhisli
psmetmynookie.Il
et
outamoanandhel dmymouth,
thebabiesare
asl
eep.Hemuffedmesogood!
Me:
ooooh.
..
..Fuck!
..
.
Igotwet
,andhesl
edi
nIj
umpedback,
asi
twas
pai
nful
,I
'm st
il
lver
yti
ght
.Heheldmebymy
wai
standsledinme.Iwasaboutt
oscr
eam but
heshutmeupwi thaki
ss,
Hi
m:Shh.
.Thebabi
esar
esl
eepi
ng.
.
thenhestartedmovi
ngandincreasi
nghispace.
Imoanedandgaspedi nhi
smout h.Icl
i
ngmy
nailsonhisbackf
ormydearlif
e.Heis
throbbi
ngtodeepImoanedandheshutmeup
withakiss..
Hi
m:.
..Mmm.
..
.Thebabi
esar
esl
eepi
ng.
..
.
Hethencarri
edme,whi
lehewasstil
lonme,
andcarr
iedmetoourbedroom.Hefl
ippedme
andposi
tionedmei
nadoggyst y
leandsledi
n
agai
n
Me:
OHFUCK!
!
Hi
m:Shhh.
..Peopl
ear
esl
eepi
ng.
.
Thesexwentonf
or20minut
es!Thenf
inal
l
ywe
bot
hcame.Hegothar
dagainandwewenton
andonandonunt
ilmynooki
ewasinfl
ames,
swol
l
en.Thenwedozedofathal
fpast6.
.That
wasamazi
ng!Ineededt
hatt
orel
iev
estress
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21]Wadz
:Season5
{
inser
t8}
.
~Wandi
l
e~
.
Hmm del
i
cious..
.I'
m waki
ngmybeaut i
ful
wif
e
upwi
thmyt ongueinhergoodness.
Keo:hmmm. ..
..Aaaaahhhhh..
.Wandil
e..
.St
op.
..
I
t..
.Hurt
s..
..My .
..Nooch.
..Has.
..Had.
..
.
Enough.
..
ShegotwetandIsl edin,i
t'
sbeenay ear
,a
man'sgottoeat!Likealwaysshej umpedback,
Ihuf
fedandIhel dherbyherwai standsledi
n,
sheclenched,
pinchingmydi ck.Igasped
Me:
hmmm.
..
.Rel
axwoman.
..
Shel
etoutagaspofr
elaxat
ion,
theIst
art
ed
mov
ingataf
astpace.
..
Her
:oooooohhhh.
..
.Fuck!
..
..
Shecl
ungherfingersonmyhai r
,damn!She
knowshowt opressmybut t
ons!Thenshebi
t
mylowerli
ppulli
ngit,
Fuck!Thatsentchi
l
lon
myspine.
Ifl
i
ppedherover,
andputthepil
lowonher
abdominal
areasothatIcanaccessthewhole
assshehas.Iwhi
speredtoherwhil
ecatchi
ng
mybreath.
.
Me:
I'
m..
.A.
..Ver
y..
.Pat
ient
..
.Man.
..
Isl
edinandshemoanedandgasped, butI
qui
cklyputmyhandonherl i
pssothatshe
doesn'
tmakenoise.It
hrobbedhert
hen
i
ncreasedmypace,goingdeeper
Her
:OHF.
.!
!
Iputmyhandonherl
i
psagainsothatshe
doesn'
tl
ett
hescr
eam.Fuck!Shef
eelssodamn
good.
Me:
damnbaby
..
..
.Hmmmm.
..Hmmm.
..
Iincr
easedmypaceandwentf
ast
erandf
ast
er
thenwebothcame..
Us:
Aaaaahhhhh.
..
..Fuck!
Vir
ginmarymademer
egai
nmymemor
y.I
'
m
backbaby
!!
Me:
Vir
ginmar
y..
Shegasped
Her
:your
emember
?
Me:
Yep.Ihav
eregai
nedmymemor
y.Al
lofi
t.
.
Sheputherar
msar
oundmyneck,
whi
l
eIwas
onherback.
.
Me:Wabonawenahakegof echance!Hake
gohemise!(I
'
m notgivi
ngyouachance, I
'm not
l
etti
ngyoubreath).1bl
oodyyear!Ngiyi
funa
ever
ydayint
oemnandi (
Iwantitever
yday,
somethi
ngdelici
ous)
Asmal
lof
ormedi
nherl
i
ps.
Me:What
?Youhav edeniedi
ttomeforayear
and6months.Damn!Almosttwoy
ears!
Her:
It'
syourownfaul
t,y
ouwerecli
ngi
ngyour
cl
awsont hatwi
tchosancheke(
wit
houtseei
ng
me).
..
.
Wowshejusthadtosaythat
.Butsheisri
ght,
t
rut
hhurt
s.Therewasaknockont hedoor.
Dammit
!Iwantedasecondround.
.
Me:
Whati
sit
?
"Ther
eisaDr
.Ev
ansl
ooki
ngf
ort
hequeen"
Webot
hhuf
fed
Me:
Yourbosscameatawr
ongt
ime
Her
:Hahahal
ol.Getof
fme,
Ihav
ewor
k.
Me:
Askmeni
cel
y.
..
Her:
Ifyoudon'
tgetoffr
ight
,youwil
lseev
irgi
n
Maryintwoyear
stime,don'
ttestmeman,get
of
f.
Me:
Wow!ThenIwi
l
lmakey
oubegf
ori
t,t
rust
meyoudon'
twannaplaythatgamewi
thme.
.
Youwon'
twi
n..
.Shechuckled
Her
:Ist
hatso.
..Youhav
en'
tseennot
hingy
et.
.
Me:
Ooohoooweee!
Iwhi
stl
ed
Me:
Iwoul
dli
ket
oseewhaty
oucando!
Hmmmm..
..
.Mmm..
.
Ieventual
l
ygotof
f.Andwat chedhowherass
bouncesasshegoestothebat hr
oom.The
twinshasmadehersomej usti
ce.Damn!Now
that'
swhatI'
mtal
kingabout!
Me:
That
'smyassbaby
!
Iwhi
stl
edagai
nandshel
aughedatme
Me:
youcr
azy
..
.
Thenshewenttobat h.Isatonthebedf ora
whilet
hinki
ng.
..
.fuckI'
m gonnajoinher.Iwent
tothebathr
oom andsawheri nfoam inthe
shower,hmm.Shesawme, bi
therlowerli
p,
thendancedformemov ingt
hescrubball
on
herbody.Fuckthat
'ssosexy
..
.Ibi
tmyf i
st.
.I'
m
gonnagetthat.
Her
:Hai
!
Nooki
ehur
ts!
Me:Butyoucan'
tseducemeandl
eav
emel
i
ke
t
his.
..Hainawe!
Shechuckl
edandwentdownonmei
nthe
shower
..
.
Me:
hmmmm.
..
..
.Aaaaaahhhh.
..
.
Her
:Shhhh.
..
..
.Theecopeopl
ecanhear
..
.
Sheconti
nuedblowi
ngme,andshedi
d
somethi
ngwithhert
ongueonmytipt
hatgot
mescreamingli
keali
tt
lebi
tch.
.
Me:
Fuck!
Icamei
nhermout
h,andsheswal
l
owed.
..
.
Her
:Yummy
..
Me:
Youal
i
ttl
efr
eakar
en'
tyou
Shegavemeanaught
ylaughandwi
ggl
edher
brows.
.
~Anel
e~
.
Myl adi
esarebeingdischargedt
oday ,mywife
andmyt wobeauti
fult
windaught er
s.I'mthe
fuckenlucki
estmanonear th!If
eelfilt
hyri
ch!A
feel
ingofbeingafatherisremarkable.
Someonet odependony ouandlovey ouunti
l
theendoft i
me.
Me:
Myshobedoo,
arey
our
eadyt
ogohome.
.
Lu:
Haaa!Ihav
eani
cknamenow?
Me:Yebo!Youhavemademet hehappi
estman
onearthmyqueen.Ourpri
ncessesareperf
ect
.
Ever
ythi
ngist
hewayi t
'ssupposedtobe..
Her :y
eah,butI
'minpain..NowIknowhowKeo
feltaft
erhavi
ngtwins.Andt heDlami
ni
bloodli
nehastwinsandt ri
plet
s,noonei
sbor
n
alone.Yourmom isatwi
ny ouryourlat
ef ather
hasat winsi
ster
.Youareat r
ipl
et.Ij
usthope
thenexttimeIgetpr
egnantIdon'tgettr
iplets.
.
Ichuckl
ed
Me:Youjusthav
etoacceptt
hati
tmight
happenthaty
ougetpr
egnantwit
htr
ipl
ets
agai
n..
Shegav
emeaf
rownyf
ace.Thedoct
orcame
i
n..
Her
:HeySue
Dr
:Hibabes,congrat
ulat
ionsont
het
winshey
.
Di
dyoutell
him...
Her
:uhm.
..Noty
et.
.
Me:
tel
lmewhat
?
Her:
Wecan'
thav
esexunt
ilI
'
m compl
etel
y
heal
ed.
.
Inod
Me:
Okay
..
.Howl
ongi
sthat
?
Shel
ookedatDr
.Sue
Her
:Oney
ear
Igasped
Me:
ONEYEAR!
??
t
heychuckl
ed.
.
Her:Haaaahaaaaa!Youshoul
dseeyourf
ace!
I'
m ki
dding,j
ustfourmont
hsorunt
ilI
'
m
completel
yhealed.
Me:
Okay
.Ar
eyour
eadyt
ogonow?
?
Her
:Yeah.
.
Dr
:Enj
oymot
her
hood!Andf
ather
hood!
Me:
That
'swhatI
'
mint
endi
ngt
odo.
Weleftt
hehospital
,goti
ntothecar,st
rappedin
mybabies,
andwewer eoff
.Wear r
ivedathome,
Ipar
kedthecarandwegotof fwit
hourbabi es.
Weopenedt hedoorand
Al
l
:SURPRI
SE!
!!
Ial
mostjumpedbackbecauseoft
hef
ri
ghtt
hey
gaveus.
Me:
Wow!Sur
pri
sei
ndeed.
.
Theyl
aughed.
Wandil
e:webaf
o!Congrat
ulat
ionsont
het
wins
ndoda!Wel
cometofat
herhood.
Me:
Thanksbr
o.
Hi
m:Thankyouagai
nfornotpoki
ng
Nomal
angaunl
ikesomeofourbrot
her
s
Thef
uck?
!
Me:
Ohshi
t!
Mom: Language!Ther
ear
eki
dsnowi
nthe
house!
Us:
sor
rymom.
Me:
Youhav
eregai
nedy
ourmemor
y?
Hi
m:Yep,ev
erybi
tofi
t.Ev
ent
hebi
tt
er
memori
es.
Me:buthow?Thedoct orssaidi
twasgonna
t
akeay earsincet
hreemont hspassedwi
thout
youregai
ningmemor y.
Helookedathi
swif
er athernaught
il
y.
.Okay
..I
guessshehadsomethingtodowi t
hit.
..
Hi
m:Twowor
ds.Vi
rgi
nmar
y!
Thenhewi
ggl
edhi
sbr
ows.
Me:
Whot
hef
..Whoi
sthat
?
Iwhi
spered.Hej
ustlaughed.I
shecheati
ngon
Keo?Vi
rginmary?I
'
m puzzledbythi
s.Iwentt
o
Lut
hando'ssi
de
Me:
babycanwet
alk?
Her
:Okay
..
It
ookherasi
de
Me:
Ithi
nkWandi
l
eishav
inganaf
fai
r.
.
Her
:What
?
Me:shhh.
..Hesai
dVi
rgi
nmar
yhel
phi
m gethi
s
memoryback
Her
:Vi
rgi
nmar
y?
Shel
aughedatme.
.
Her:
Noolove.
.Vi
rgi
nmaryi
sapussyt
hati
s
al
wayst
ightli
keaVi
rgi
n'
spussy
..
Me:
Thatf
ucker
..
.It
houghtt
hat
..
Her
:Youthoughtwrong.
..Womenwi
thv
irgi
n
mary
'sar
eusuallyshor
tandcur
vy
Me:
Likey
ouandKeo
Her
:Yeah.
.Sohewast
alki
ngaboutKeost
uff
..
Me:
Alr
ight
.
Her:Cany oupl
easetakemeupst
air
stor
est
,
myst i
tcheshurtsoIneedmymuscl
emanto
sweepmeof fmymeet .
..
Thi
swomant
hough.
.Il
ookedar
ound
Me:
whi
chone?
Sheopenedhereyeswideandsighed.I
chuckl
edandcarr
iedherupst
air
s.Mom and
Keocamealongcarry
ingmyprincesses.
Keo:
Anele,Luwi
llbesleepi
nginthenur
ser
y
now,nextt
othebabies.Unt
ilt
heyaremont
hs
ol
d.
Lu:
Real
l
y?Yougonnashar
eanur
ser
ywi
thme
Keo:Baby,
yourki
dsaremykidsphel
a!Of
cour
seplusiti
scl
osertobot
hourbedrooms.
.
Theysharedahug.Whowoul dhavethought
thatt
heywouldbecomesi st
ers?Theywere
alwaysoneachother
'scasesbecauseofme..
[
01/
23,
16:
21]Wadz
:Season5
{
inser
t9}shor
tone
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
Howcanthatwi
tchberel
easedonpar
ole?How
i
sthi
sevenpossi
ble?OhLordgi
vemestrengt
h..
Wandi
le:
MyQueen,
arey
ouokay
?Youl
ook
t
ense
Hesai
dwhi
lemassagi
ngmyshoul
der
s.That
f
eel
ssodamngood.Ihuf
fed
Me:I
'm okay,
I'mjustt
hinkingaboutt
aki
ngthe
ki
dstonurseryschool
,tointer
actwit
hother
ki
ds.
Hi
m:Hel
lno!They
'r
est
il
lbabi
es.
Me: Theyar
etwoyear
sol
d!Theycanwal
kand
t
alk!Theydon'
tev
enwearpampersnomore.
Hehuf
fed.Gosht
hismant
hough!
Hi
m:t
heyar
enott
woy
et.
..
Ichuckl
ed
Me:Theyaret
urni
ngt
wot omorr
ow.Andwear
e
t
urni
ngthreei
nourmarr
iage.
Het
ookadeepbr
eat
h
Hi
m:Whydot
heygr
owupsof
ast
?
Me:
I'
vebeenaski
ngmy
sel
fthesamet
hing.
Ther
ewasat
inyknockont
hedoor
.
Me:
Whoi
sit
?
"mamanobaba,
openf
orme"
That
'st
hecut
estt
inyv
oiceev
er.That
'
sXol
i
..
Me:
Comi
ngpr
incess.
.
Iwentandopenedthedoorandshewent
st
rai
ghttoherdad,gav
ehim ahugandakiss.
Thenshelookedatmeandjustsai
dhimom
wit
houtthesugar
sthatweregi
ventodaddy.
Me:
Daddy
'sgi
rlneh!
Shehuf
fedandcametomysideandgav
emea
ki
ssandahug.ThenMxocametomysidefir
st
andgav
emeahugandki ssesar
oundmyface.
Wandi
l
e:Iwantsomeoft
hat
..
Mxo:
nahdad,
formemenonynotmen.
Ichuckl
ed.Thentheyshar
edafi
stbump.Gosh
Ihavethecutestbabi
esever
.
Wandi
l
e:Mama'
sboyneh?
Mxo:
Nouknow!
Xol
i
:Imantust
otal
kaboutmybi
rday
OhGoshher
ewegoagai
n..
Xol
i
:Imantpi
nkpar
ty.
Mxo:
Imantbl
ackandr
edpar
ty
OhGosht hesetwo'
sargumentsaboutt
hei
rtwo
year
sbi r
thdaycomi
ngupissocute.My
daughterwithpi
nkandmymi ni
-manwit
hblack
andred.
Me:Howaboutaneut
ral
birt
hdaypar
tywi
thy
ou
pi
nkcakeandbl
ackandredcake?
Them:
Cool
!
Mxo:
Imantf
olcanocake.
Xol
i
:Imantcakewi
tmyf
athe
Wandil
e:Vol
canocakeandacakewi
thpr
incess
f
ace.Icanmakethathappen
Them:
Yeeeaaaahhh!
!!
Whent
heyt
alki
sjustpr
ett
yadorabl
e,they
makemesohappy.Mytwi
nslef
ttheroom, and
Wandil
ecoul dn'
tst
opgiggl
eastheywer
e
di
scussi
ngt heoutf
it
stheygonnawear
.Gosh
heisgorgeousthough.
Hi
m:Ourki
dst
hough.Theyar
eahandsf
ull
Me: Ex
actl
y,henceIwantt hem t
ojoi
nnurser
y
schooltoi
nteractwit
hotherkidsandal
solearn.
Seehowgr ownt heyare?
Hi
m:Yeah,
andv
erysmar
tandi
ntel
l
igent
.
Het
ookadeepbr
eat
h
Hi
m: Okay
,theycangot
onur
ser
yschool
onl
y
ononecondit
ion.
Me:
Condi
ti
onbei
ng?
Him:Iknowthatyouhavebeentaki
ngbi
rt
h
cont
rolpi
ll
s,Isawthem i
nyourbag
Ohshi
t!Bust
ed!
Hi
m: Iwantyoutostopt
aki
ngt
hem becauseI
wantanotherbaby
.
Me:
I'
m notr
eadyf
oranot
herbabymyki
ng.
Hi
m:Youknowt
hati
snott
rueKeo.
I'
m act
uall
yter
ri
fi
edofhavinganotherbaby
.I
mightgetanot
hersetoft
wi nsortr
ipl
etsor
worse.HencewhyIhavebeent aki
ngthebi
rth
contr
olpi
ll
s.
Me: I
'
m seri
ouslynotr
eady.IhadaC-sect
ion
giv
ingbi
rthtothosetwo.I
'
mt err
if
iedofgoing
thr
oughthatagain.
Hegotanot
if
icat
iononhi
sphone.
Wandi
l
e:Nomshasbeenr
eleased?
If
orgotaboutt
hat
,damn!
Me:Yeahshei
s.Igott
henewsearl
ierandIj
ust
di
dn'
twanttot
hinkofi
t.Shewant
stotalkt
ous
bot
h.
Hi
m:Ihav
enot
hingt
osayt
oher
.
Me:
met
oo.
.Butshehassomet
hingt
osay
..
.
.
~Wandi
l
e~
.
Whyoneart
hwouldt
heylett
hatwomanout ?
Aft
erev
ery
thi
ngsheputmyfamil
ythrough!
Nowshewantst
otal
ktome?Bullshi
t.
Me:
whendoesshewantt
oseeus?
Her
:Notus,
you.Itol
dhermom thatIwon'
tbe
abl
etof
aceher.I
'm notr
eadyy
et.
Me:I
'm al
sonotr
eadytoseeher.Imi
ghtendup
ki
l
li
ngherwit
hmybar ehands.
I'
mveryser
ious.Af t
erfi
ndingoutthatthechi
ld
wasn'
tmine,Itbrokeme.If el
tli
keIwasinfer
ti
le.
Sheputmet hroughthat.Ifel
tli
keki
ll
ing
someone.
Her:
Iwil
ltel
lhermom t
hatwear
enotr
eadyt
o
seehery
et.
Me:Tel
lherwedon'
tev
erwantt
oseeheragai
n.
Ev
er!
Her
:Weneedtofacehersoontobeabl
eto
moveonandbehappyforreal
.
Me:Iam happy
.Ihav
eyouandt
wobeaut
if
ul
ki
ds.
Her:Buty
ouhav
en'
tdeal
twi
tht
heNomal
anga
saga.
Me:
Hav
eyou?
Her
:YesIhav
e.IfIdi
dn'
tdeal
wit
hitIwoul
d
hav
ebeenbit
ter
.
Myphoner
ings,
Ireachedt
oseewhoi
twas,
andi
twasNoms.WhydoIst i
l
lhav
eher
number
?
Me:
Ufunani
(whatdoy
ouwant
)?
Noms:
Tot
alk.Ij
ustwant2mi
nut
es.
Me:
Fine.
[
01/
23,
16:
21]Wadz
:Season5
{
inser
t10}
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
Wandi legotoutofbedandwenttothe
bat
hr oom totakeashower.Iwentt
oourwalk
i
ncl osettoprepareanoutf
itf
orhi
m.Hegotout
oftheshowerandcamet othecl
osetwit
h
not
hi ngbutat owel.Hegav
emeanaught yl
ook
andbi thi
slowerlip
Me: I
'
m notinthemood.Myvagi
nahur
tsfr
om
al
lthesexlastni
ght
.Youareanani
mal,
awild
beast.
Hechuckl
ed
Him:Ouch!Buty
ouar
edel
i
cioust
hat
'
swhyI
huntl
ikeabeast
.
Igaspedandshookmyhead.
Me:
Getdr
essed.Youhav
eameet
ingt
ogett
o.
Hi
m: Haa!ButIwantscaf
ti
n.Br
eadwi
thv
irgi
n
mary
.
Thi
smant
hough!Il
aughedathi
m
Me:
Nahah.No!
Hi
m:Mxm f
ine!Sal
angev
irgi
nmar
yyakho(
Stay
wi
thy
ourvi
rgi
nmar y)
.
Me:
Iwi
l
lforay
earmay
be
Hi
m:Iwasj
oki
ngl
ovehawu.
Ichuckl
ed.Thi
smant
hough!Hegotdressed,
gavemeoneheckofasmooch,l
eavi
ngmewet .
Me:
Damnbabyy
oucanhav
eyourscaf
ti
nnow
Hel
aughed
Hi
m:Ihav
eameet
ingt
ogett
o.
Me:
Yougonnal
eav
emel
i
ket
hisv
ele?
Hi
m:Yebo.Youl
eftmehangi
ngj
ustaf
ew
mi
nut
esago.
Ei
shthi
sguythough.Igotof
fmygownandI
wasnaked.
.
Me:
Arey
ousur
eyougonnal
eav
ethi
shangi
ng?
Hebi
thi
sfi
standpr
essedmeagai
nstt
hewal
l
.
Hi
m:May
beIshoul
dhav
eabi
teofmyscaf
ti
n.
Me:
Yebooo!
Hedr
oppedhi
spant
sandpenet
rat
edme.
Me:
Aaa.
.Wher
e..
.Ar
e..You.
..Meet
ing.
..Noms?
Hi
m:hmm.
..Uhm.
..James.
..Caf
e
Hei
ncr
easedhi
spaceandwebot
hcame.
Us:
Ooh.
..
..Fuck!
!
Wet
ookdeepbr
eat
hs.
Hi
m:Thatwasani
cesnackwi
tch.
Wesharedaki
ssandwewi
pedoursel
ves.He
gothi
spant
supandti
edhi
sbel
t.
Me: Don'
tl
oseyourcool
wheny
ouar
ewi
thher
.
Iknowhowy oucanget.
Hi
m:hmm,
Iwi
l
ltr
ynott
o.
Heki
ssedmeonmyf or
eheadandleft
.Imade
t
hebedandheadedt
othechil
dren'
sroom.
Me:
Himybabi
es.
Then:
Himom!
Theywer
ebui
l
dingacast
lewi
tht
hei
rtoybl
ocks.
Mxo:
Didy
ouor
dermycake?
OhsnapIfor
gotaboutt
hepar
ty.Hegav
emea
fr
ownyface,
socute
Me:
Letmegett
hebakeront
hephone.
..
Il
eftthei
rroom andgotont
hephonewi
th
St
ella,t
hecakedesigner
.
St
ell
a:MyQueen,
Howar
eyou?
Me:
I'
m gr
eatandy
our
sel
f?
St
ell
a:I
'
m good.WhatcanIdof
ormyqueen?
Me:Thetwins'
sbirt
hdayiscomingupsoIneed
twocakes.AVolcanocakeforthepri
nceanda
pri
ncesscakewithmyprincess'
sfaceIneed
them byt
omorrow
Stel
l
a:Consi
deritdoneyourmaj
est
y.Pl
ease
sendthePri
ncesspict
ure.
Me:
Iwi
l
l.Thanksby
e.
Ihungupthephoneandsenthermypr
incess
pict
ure,
myfavour
it
eone.
Ihaveinvi
tedthekidsfrom thecommuni tyto
cel
ebratethetwins'sbi
rthday.Ihaveorganised
part
ybagsf orthechil
drenandJumpi ngcast l
e.
Whent heytur
nedone, wehadasmal lgatheri
ng
tocel
ebratethem itwasst i
ll
chaoti
cthewar
wasjustsettl
ingdown.SonowI '
mt hr
owinga
bash.
.
~Wandi
l
e~
.
Thinki
ngaboutNomsi smaki ngmepi ssed
alr
eady.Shehaspr essedmewher eishurtsthe
most ,
sheisl uckyt hatIdidn'tt
akeherlif
elikeI
tookherfat
her 's.Igotatt heJamesCaf eand
wenttothet ableshesaton.Shewaswear ing
thedressIboughtherf orourfi
rstanniv
ersary.I
smiledbutthenwi pedi toffwhenIgottoher .
Me:
Hi.
.
Her
:Hey
..
Ther
ewassi l
encef
orafewmi nut
esandt
hen
thewai
tercametotakeouror
ders.
Me:
Iwi
l
lhav
eadoubl
eexpr
esso
Her:
Iwillhavet
hesamepl
ease,
andt
he
br
eakfastspeci
al.
Hewr
oteouror
der
sandl
eft
.
Me:
Whatam Idoi
ngher
eNomal
anga?
Shet
ookadeepbr
eat
h.
Her
:Iknowt
haty
ouar
eangr
ywi
thme
Me:
I'
m waypastangr
y!
Icutherof
fandgav
eheradeat
hst
are.
Me:
Youar
eluckyt
haty
ouar
est
il
lal
i
ve.
Ourcof
feescameandIt
ookasi
pandcal
med
down.
Me:
I'
m sor
ryf
orsay
ingt
hat
..
Her:Don'
tbe,
Ideser
veit
.ThereasonwhyI
cal
ledyouher
ewast omakepeaceandtogi
ve
youthi
s.
Shegav
emeabr
ownenv
elope.
Me:
Whati
sthi
s?
Her
:Openi
t.
.
Iopenedit
.Iwasshockedt
owhatIsaw.Keo'
s
pi
ctureswit
hDrHlat
swayo.Shegav
ehim an
envel
opelooki
ngl
ikemoney.
Me:
Whatam Il
ooki
ngather
e?
Her
:Keopaidt
heDoct
ortofaketheDNAt est
t
hatsai
dthaty
ouwerenott
hef at
herofourson.
Me:
That
'sbul
l
shi
t!
Her:
Thinkabouti
t.Whywoul
dhecal
lKeowhen
Igavebi
rt
h?
Me:
Thenwhywoul
dshedosuchat
hing?
Her:
Shewant
edtogetri
dofme,sothatshe
canhav
eyouall
toher
self
.Ify
oudon'
tbeli
eve
me,thengoandmakeanot
hert
estatany
hospi
talofy
ourchoi
ce.
If
eltabi
tdi
zzyandnumb.Thengotbackt
oli
fe.
Her
:Ar
eyouokay
?
Iopenedmyey
esandgazedi
ntot
heey
esofmy
bel
oved.
Me:Yeahbabe,
I'
m okay
.Whatwer
ewet
alki
ng
about
?
Her
:Yourwi
fef
akedt
heDNAt
estofourson.
Me:
What
??
Il
ookedatt
hepi
ctur
esont
het
abl
e.
Me:Soshepaidthedoct
ort
oli
eaboutour
son'
spat
erni
ty?
Shenod
Her
:Yes,
thi
sar
ether
eal
resul
ts.
Shegavemet heresul
ts,andtheywer etaken
thesamedayasOl wethu'
sbi r
thdatewhenhe
neededbl
ood.3rdAugust .Angerbui
ltinsi
deof
me.It
ookal
ltheev
idencebacki
ntheenv
elope.
Me:
Howdi
dyouf
indoutaboutt
het
rut
h?
Her:Thingsdidn'taddup.Iwasi mpregnatedby
youandt heresultssai
dt hatyouwerenott he
f
ather,andIdidn'tcheatony ou.Anel
eliedto
youandKeowant edmeoutofy ourl
if
eand
woulddoany thingtogetr i
dofme.Shedi dn't
l
ikethatIwasgi venhousear rest,
henceshe
mademev iol
atemypar oleandIwassentt o
j
ail
.
Me:Howdi
dshemakey
ouv
iol
atey
ourpar
ole
or
der?
Her:Bef
oreIgavebi
rt
h,shesai
dthatshewas
gonnamakesureIpayforwhatIdi
dtoherwi
th
somethi
ngIholdmostdear,
whichisyou.
Ital
lmadesensenow.Shet riedtoturnme
againstNoms,butIref
usedandaf tert
he
paterni
tyt
estIl
eftNomsf orher.Becauseshe
changedthedamnr esul
ts!I
'm beyondpissed
Me:
Let
'sgeti
nthecar
..
.
Iopenedt hedoorf
orherandgottomyside.
Wedr oveoffbacktomyhouse.Ican'
tbeli
eve
thatIfel
li
nl ov
ewithsuchadecei
vingwit
ch!
Wear r
ivedatthehouseandwer ushedi
ntothe
house.Wef oundheronthephoneinthel
ivi
ng
room.
Keo:
Whatt
hef
ucki
sshedoi
ngher
e?
Shesaidwhi
l
egoingt
oherbutIbl
ockedher
way.Igav
ehert
heenvel
ope.
Me:
Takeal
ookatt
hisandexpl
ainy
our
sel
f.
..
Shel
ookedwor
ri
ed.
..
Her
:Whati
sthi
s?
Me:
Ishoul
dbeaski
ngy
out
hat
.
Sheopenedtheenvel
opeandfoundpi
ctur
esof
herandthedoct
or.Sher
oseherbrowsl
ikeshe
coul
dn'
tbeli
evei
t.
Her
:WowNoms,
yout
ookpi
ctur
esofme
payingmymedi
cal
bil
l
s.Nowwhydi
dyoudo
thatfor
?
Me:
Medi
cal
bil
l
s?
IgotsoangryIsl
appedhert
hatshefel
lont
he
couch.Shehel
dhercheekwit
hshock.
Her
:Whydi
dyoudot
hatf
or?
Ican'
tbel
i
eveshej
ustaskedmet
hat
.If
olded
myarmsandcalmeddown.
Me:Di
dyoupayt
hedoct
ort
ofaket
heDNAt
est
ofmyson?
?
Shel
ookedatmeshocked.
Her
: Iswearonmylif
e,Ihadnot
hingtodowi
th
t
hat.Ididn'
tpayany
onetofaketest
s.
Noms:
Liar
!!
Her
:Can'
tyouseewhatshei
str
yingt
odo?She
i
str
yingt
otareusapar
t.
Me:Youknow,y
ourly
ingispi
ssingmeof f
.
Checkt
hedateoft
hoseresul
ts.Iti
sthesame
dat
easOl
wet
hu'
sbi
rt
hdat
e.
Tear
sfel
lfr
om herey
es,
Idi
dn'
tcar
e..
Her
:Iswear
.Idi
dn'
tdosuchyouhavet
obel
iev
e
me.Iwoul
dn'
tdosuchathi
ngtoyouWandi
l
e!
Me:
Don'
tyoudar
eli
etomewi
tch!
Shehel
dhermout
hinshock.
Her
:Wandi
l
epl
ease,
don'
tl
ether
..
Me:
Youmakemesi
ckt
omyst
omach.
Icutherof
f
Me:Iwantyououtofmyhouset
odayandl
eav
e
mychil
dren.
.
Shel
etoutacr
y..
.
Her
:Wandile,
thisismey ourqueen,
howcan
t
ell
mesuchat hi
ng?Thi sisnotyou!
Nomalangawhatdi dy oudotomyhusband?
Whatdidshedot oy ou?
Noms:
Itol
dmyhusbandt
het
rut
h!
Me:
YOUARENOTMYQUEEN!
!
Ishout
edather
.Tookadeepbr
eat
h
Me:Leavemypresenceatonce!I
'
m notgoi
ngt
o
repeatmysel
f,y
oubloodyknowwhatI'
m
capableof
.
Shel
ookedf
ri
ght
ened
Her
:Thi
sisnoty
ou!I
tcan'
tbey
ou!
Me:
Iti
sme!Getoutofmyhouse!
!
Shewentupst
air
sint
ear
s.Ican'
tbel
i
evet
his
womaniscapabl
eofdoi
ngsuchtome.
[
01/
23,
16:
21]Wadz
:Season5
{
inser
t11}
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
Ican'
tbeli
evewhatIj
ustwitnessedwi
thmytwo
eyes!Thi
scannotbehappeningtome!Thi
s
mustbeadr eam, av eryterri
bledr eam!Thi s
cannotbet rue!Myhear tisfail
ingme, Ican'
t
breathe!Thisi stoomuchf ormet ohandl e.
..
Howcanhedot histome?Whydoest hishurt
keephappeni ngt ome?Whatdi dIdosowr ong
togetsucht reatment ?Ifeel l
ikemyhear thas
ri
ppedoutofmychest .Mymi ndisgoi ngcrazy!
Igaspedt ocat chmybr eath.Keo!Pul lyoursel
f
togetherfory ourbabi essake.It ookahuge
gulp,deepbr eathsandcal medmy selfdown,
wipedmyt earsandwentt omybabi esroom.I
wouldr at
herdi et hant oleavewi thoutmy
chil
dren.Ifoundt hem t i
dingtheirroom up.I
taughtthem wel l.
Mxo:
Mamat
'smong?(
what
'swr
ong)
Xol
i
:Mommyy
ouokay
?
Iwi
pedmyt ear
swhichwer
est
il
lfal
ki
ngand
gav
ethem asmile.
Me:mommyi sokay
.Ij
usthadsomet
hingon
myeye.I
t'
soutnow.
Mxo:
yousur
e?
Me:
Yesbaby
..
Xol
i
:Mommy
,meknowmom beencr
ying.
.
Shesai
dwhil
egivi
ngmepityeyes.OhGodI
for
gothowobser
vantmybabiesare.If
ake
l
aughed
Me:Iwascryi
ngbecauseofhowbi
gal
lofy
a'l
l
ar
e.Youtur
ningt
wot omorr
ow!
Mxo:
Ncaaaw.Mest
il
lyourbaby
..
Xol
i
:Yeahl
i
kehesai
d.Mest
il
lyourbabi
es.
.
Theybothgav emewar mesthugsandki sses
onmyf ace, makingmegi ggl
e.Theyjustknow
howtomakemef eelbett
er.Wandi l
eis
bewit
ched, Icanfeel i
t.I
'm notgonnaletthat
bi
tchdestroymymar r
iage.NotafterwhatI
havebeent hrought ogettowher ewear e.I
'm
notevenleav i
ngthishousemyhomei swi t
hmy
husband.
Iwentt
omybedr
oom andpackedmyst
uff
,
thenwentdownst
air
swherehewasstil
l
standi
ngwit
hthatwit
ch.
.Il
ookedathersi
te
Me: I
fyouthinkthatyouhavewon,y
ouhave
anotherthi
ngcomi ng.Hewill
comebackt
ohis
senses.Enjoythi
swhi l
eitl
asts.
Wandil
e:Iam onmyr
ightsenses.Leav
emy
house!
Me:Markmywords,
Kar
mawi
l
ldeal
wit
hyou
onceandf
oral
l
Her
:Ithasbegunwi
thy
ou!Getout
!
Hi
m:Out
!
Hesai dwhi
l
epoint
ingtothedoorway
.Il
eftt
he
houseandwentaroundittot
hebackr
oom.I'
m
notleavi
ngthi
syar
d,thi
sisal
somyhouse!
Morni
ngcameandt her
ewasar oughknockon
mydoor.Iwokeupandwenttoopeni t,
Imet
hi
sblue-
greyeyes,
Goshheisgorgeous.I
smil
edbutwipedthesmil
eoffmyf ace.
Wandi
l
e:It
oldy
out
oleav
emyhouse!
Me:AndIdid,thi
sisthebackr
oom isnotyour
house.Besi
des,Ihavenowher
et ogo.Youdon'
t
havetoworryaboutmypresence,youwil
lsee
l
essofmel i
kebef or
e.
Hi
m:Iwanty
ououtofmyy
ardbyt
oday
!
Me:Pl
ease.Letmestayher
e,Iwi
l
lpayr
enti
fI
hav
eto.
.Pleasehav
emer cy
Hi
m:Al
ri
ght
,IwantR25000permont
h!
Fuck!That
'shal
fmysal
ary
!
Me:
Okay
,Iwi
l
lpayonl
yont
he23r
d
Hi
m:Fi
ne
Helefttogot othehouse.Iclosedmydoor ,
wenttot hebathroom,tookashower .Igotout
ofshower ,l
oti
onedmy self
,gotdressedandleft
theyardtogot ot own,
forfi
nishi
ngtouchesof
mybabi esbirt
hday .
It
ri
edcall
ingmom butshei sunreachable.She
i
sprobabl
yonapl anebackf r
om Austral
ia.It
's
mybabiesbir
thdaytodayandI'm notgonnalet
anyoner uinitforthem orme.Thecakesar ri
ved,
theywer ebeaut i
full
ydesignedandmybabi es
wereabsol utelyadorableintheiroutfi
ts,t
hey
aretwinsbutsodi ff
erent.Thej umpingcastle
wasputup, therewasf acepai nti
ngartist
s.I
evenhiredext raguardsf ortheparty.The
guestsst art
edar r
ivi
ngf orthepar t
y.
Mom f
inal
lyar
ri
vedwithpr
essiesf
ormybabies
i
nherhands.Mytear
scouldn'
tbecont
ained,
I
r
antoherandsobbedinherarms
Mom:
MyQueenwhat
'
swr
ong?
Me:Al othashappenedmainy
ourabsence.I
havebeendifi
ledfr
om myhomeagainbymy
husband.
Mom:
What
?
Nomscameoutoft hehouseandmom'
sjaw
dr
opped.Shecoul
dn'tbel
i
eveit
.
Mom:
Whati
sshedoi
ngher
e?
Me:
Wandi
l
eletherbacki
n,canwedi
scusst
his
l
ateraft
erthepar
ty.Idon'
twantanydr
ama
r
evealed.
Mom: Asyouwishmyqueen.Aft
erourbabi
es
part
y,Iwil
lsor
tthisnt
hakat
hi(
wit
ch)onceand
foral
l.Thi
sismyhouse!
Me:
pleasemom.
Mom:
Okay
..
Mypar entsar
ri
vedandmysist
erst
oo.
Keolebil
eispr
egnant
!Whatt
heshit
?Iwipedmy
tear
sandwentt owelcomet
hem.
Me:
Greet
ingsel
der
s.Lebi
?Whoi
sresponsi
ble?
Mom:
Richar
dis.
..
Me:
What
?Hei
stwi
cey
ourage!
Her
:Itdoesn'
tmat
ter
,Il
ovehi
m.
Isowantedtosl
apher
,butt
hedamagei
s
alr
eadydone.
Me:Iwoul
dsoslapyouri
ghtnow,
butI
'
m not
goi
ngto.I
t'
syourl
i
feaft
eral
l.
Kant
swe:Heybi
gbigsis!Wherear
emyni
ece
andnephew,
Ihavepr
esentsfort
hem?
Ipoi
ntedtowher et
heyweresi
tt
ing,t
heshe
wenttothem.Mom spott
edNomal anga
amongstthecrowdthenshewantedtogoupto
her,
butIblockedherway
.Shewassoangry.
Mom:Watmaaksyhi
er!
?(whati
sshedoi
ng
her
e)
Me:Syi
snogst eet
smymansev
rouma(
shei
s
st
il
lmyhusbandswife)
.
Ij
ustdon'twantdramaonmybabi
esbirt
hday,
andIalsodon'twantt
oknowwhathewil
ldoto
meifithappensthatt
her
eisascr
atchonthat
whore.
Me:assembl
iefma, eksoekniedramanieop
mykinder
ssev er
jaar'
sdagnie(pl
easemom, I
don'
twantdr
amaonmychi l
dren'
sbir
thday
).
Mom:
Okaybaby
,Iwi
l
lcont
ainmy
sel
f.
Queen:
Myf
ri
end!
Mom:
Chom y
am!
Theyshar
edahug.
Me:
Pleasenodramatodaymoms,
let
'swai
tfor
t
omorrow.Iknowyouguys.
.
Them:
Okay
,wehav
ehear
dyou.
Me:
Lor
dhav
emer
cy.
.
Wej oi
nedthecrowdf ortheparty.Mybabi
es
weresohappy, wewer edancingandtaki
ng
pi
ctures.I
twasf ununti
l Wandil
ecamef r
om his
meet i
nganddispersedourguests.Itwaslat
e
anywaysoIgav ethem luckypacketspl
us
sl
icesofcake.
Mymot her
sandmydadwentt othehouse,so
di
dmysi st
ers.Itookmybabi est othe
backroom whereIsleep.Theywer esoti
red
fr
om thedancing, t
heydoz edoffonmybed.
Therewasanar gumenthappeni nginthehouse,
Iwenttochecki tout.ThequeenandWandi l
e
wereoneachot her'
sthroat,
thenmypar ents
andsist
ersl
eftt
hehouse,Iwentar
oundt
he
housetocat
chthem att
hedoor.
Me:
I'
m sosor
ryaboutt
hat
..
Mom: It
'sokaybaby,Ineedy outobest r
ongf or
yourbabiesandpraylikeyounev erdi
dbefore,
t
hatdev i
lhasbewitchedhim, Icansenseit
.No
manchangest hatfastagainsthiswif
e.
Me:
Thanky
oumom.
Dad:Don'tworryaboutus,wehav ebooked
roomsf orus.Justbestr
ongl i
keaSengi ngi
my
chil
d,don'tl
etanyonerui
ny ourmarriage,
especial
lynowwi t
chesli
ket hatGwabini
daughter.Takecareofmygr andchi
ldrenand
pray.
Inodwhi
leatearescapedmyey e.Theygave
mehugsandkissesandlefttheyar
d.Thatbi
tch
i
snotgonnagetawaywi t
ht hi
s.
.
Thesepastt
hreemont
hshav
ebeenhel
lforme
andmybabi es.Wandi
l
ehasdeni
edthem
becausethatwit
chtol
dhi
mthattheyar
e
Anele'
sandnothisandaspr
oof,
DNAr esul
ts
whichwerefaked!
Ithoughtt
hatIcoul
dstandthi
sbutIcan'
t.I
cannotli
vewit
hmyki dssuf
fer
ingl
ikethi
s!
I'
m graduat
ingsoontogetmymedi caldegr
ee
andli
cense.My25thbirthdayi
salsocomi ngup
andI'
m ecstat
icaboutit
.Final
l
yI'm gonnaget
myfullsal
aryandwill
beabl etobuymy sel
fmy
ownhouse.
It
'sgraduat i
onday!Yay !Mypar entscameand
thequeen.Mybabi esar eal
soher echeeri
ngme
on.Mynamewasf inall
ycall
edont hestageand
Iwasgi venmydegr eeandl i
cense.
Keokopant sweShar onSengingi.I'
m offi
ciall
yDr
Sengingi notDrDlami ni
.Iactuall
yreal
lydidn't
changemyl astnamebecauseIwassupposed
todiv
or ceWandi l
eaf terayearofourmar r i
age.
Butwef ell
inlov
ei nsteadandhadt wi
n
beaut
if
ulbabi
es.
Luthandoalsograduatedi
nUKZNl astweek.
Wear eoffi
cial
l
yqualif
ieddoct
ors,
nomor e
supervi
sionandassignments.
Mom:
CONGRATULATI
ONS!
!
Dad:
Congr
atul
ati
onsmybaby
!!
Mxo:
Hel
ati
onsmom!
!
Xol
i
:lel
ati
onsmom!
!
Igiggledsomuchmycheekst artedtohurt.My
babiesmeant heworl
dt ome, andtheircheers
arejusthear twarmingIki ssedt hem all
over
andt i
ckledt hem,theylaughed, itwassocut e.A
fewmi nuteslater
,Wandi leandNomscamei nto
thegr eathalloneachot her
'shandsandmy
heartjustsank, butIr
ej uvenat
edagai n.Thisis
mydayI 'm notgonnal etanyoner uinitf
orme.
Nott odaySat an,nottoday .
Imissmyhusband,
Ireall
ymisshim.These
pastfewmont
hshaven'tbeeneasywit
houthi
m
hol
dingmeatnight,
makinglovetomeand
waki
ngupnexttohisgorgeouseyes.The
l
oneli
nesshehaslefti
nme, i
stari
ngmeapar
t.
OhGodpleasegivemestrength.
..
Queen:
Babyar
eyouokay
?
It
ookadeepbr
eat
h
Me:
Yesmom,
I'
m okay
.
Wandi
l
e:Congr
atsony
ourachi
evement
.
If
akesmi
l
ed
Me:
Thanky
ou.
Noms:Thiscoul
dhavebeenmygr
aduati
ontoo
i
fyoudidn'
trui
nitf
orme.Ohwai
t.
.Ial
ready
gr
aduat
edaweekagot oo.
Thi
sbi
tchi
sfucki
ngwi
thme!
Me:Youar
etr
yingmypat
ience.ButI
'
m not
gonnal
ety
ougettome.
Wandil
e:Enoughyoutoo!Youhav
egr
aduat
ed
now,Iwantyououtofmyhouse.
Queen:Sheisnotgoinganywhere.Shei
sthe
QueenofUlundi
,blessedbymet hequeen
mother
!Youhav enoaut hor
it
ytotell
hert
o
l
eave.
Hi
m:Unl
essi
fIdi
vor
ceher
..
Webot
hgasped.
Me:Wewi
lldi
vor
cet
henandIwi
ll
mov eout
wi
thmyki
dsandbui
ldanewhomeforus.
Queen:
Youwi
l
lnotdosuchat
hing!
Me:I'm sorr
ymom, butIcannottakeal
lofthe
suff
eringthi
stwohav ebroughtmeandmy
babies.Iwil
lnotal
lowanyofi tagain!I
'
m done
wit
ht hisMarri
age!BewitchedornotIwill
not
tol
eratethi
s!
[
01/
23,
16:
21]Wadz
:Season5
{
inser
t12}edi
ted!
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
Myhear tisfaili
ngme, i
t'
sinpieces.Myt ear
s
arefail
i
ngt ost opfalli
ngf r
om myey esdown
mycheeks.Howonear t
hdidIfallsohar dfor
him?Whyam If eel
inglikeI'
m beingsepar at
ed
from mybet terhalf?Ineedt ofi
ndst rengthto
signthi
sdi vorcepaper s.I'
m shi
veringlikehell
,I
feelmysoul i
sl eav
ingmybody .Whydoal lthe
ment hatIlov ecausemesomuchpai nli
kethis?
Whenwi llIev erbehappy ?Whywhenev erIt
r y
toexperiencehappi ness,itcomesdown
crashi
ngbel owmyf eet?
Wandil
e:I
'm wai
ti
ngf
ory
oursi
gnat
ureont
hose
paper
s..
Me:
Don'
trushme.
.
Il
ookedathim wit
ht earsonmyeyes.Ihel
dthe
penandtr
iedtosign, butmyhandf
ail
edmei t
coul
dn'
tstopshiv
ering.
Me:Ican'
tsi
gnt hesedamnpapers!I
'm unabl
e
t
o!IneedtorestsothatIr
ecoverfr
om
what
everi
ll
nessthat'
sdi
sabl
i
ngmef
rom
si
gni
ngthesepapers.
Noms:Whatalameexcuse!Bi
tchj
ustsi
gnthe
di
vor
cepapersandgeti
toveranddonewit
h,
andl
eaveourfami
lyal
one.
Whyi
sthi
swi
tchev
enher
e?Li
keIdon'
tgeti
t.
Me:Youarenotevensupposetobeher e,
Idon'
t
knowwhyy ouarelashi
ngoutbul
l
shitina
matt
erthatdoesn'
tconcer
nyourblackass.
Andi
l
e:Keocal
m down.
Me:
Iwi
l
lift
hiswi
tchl
eav
est
hiscour
troom.
Her:
I'
m notgoi
ngany
wher
e!I'
m gonnastay
her
euntily
ousetmymanfr
eefrom thi
ssham
ofmarr
iage.
Me:
SECURI
TY!
!
Thesecur
it
ycamei nandescort
edheroutand
hesai
dnothing.Iwaslef
twit
hWandil
eandhis
l
awyerandalsomyl awyer
.
Josh:Whatiskeepi
ngyoufr
om si
gni
ngthe
di
vorcepapersmyqueen?Doyouhave
demandsnow?
Me:Idon'
twantnot
hingf
rom hi
m,j
ustmy
f
reedom.
Hegav
emeacr
ocodi
l
esmi
l
e
Wandi
l
e:Wi
sechoi
ce!Ver
ysmar
tgi
rl
!
Andi
l
ewasj
ustnumbandoutofwor
ds.
Andi
l
e:Canwepost
ponet
hepr
oceedi
ngpl
ease?
Me:
Ther
eisnoneed.I
'
mreadyt
osi
gn.
Andi
l
e:Wel
lI'
m notr
eadyf
oryoutosi
gnsi
ster
s.
Canweatl
eastpost
ponei
tfort
omorr
ow?
Wandi
l
e:Nobro,
Iwantt
hisov
eranddonewi
th,
sot
hatIcanmoveonwi
thmysonandmywife.
Andi
l
e:Nomalangai
syourexwi
feandt
hatboy
i
snotyourson!
!!
Wandi
l
e:Hei
smyson!
!TheDNApr
ovei
t.
Andi
l
e:Bakudl
i
sil
e(t
heyhav
epot
ionedy
ou)
!!
Mr
:ENOUGH!
!!
Therewassi
l
enceint
heroom.Wi
ththe
st
rengt
hIwaslef
twit
h,If
inal
l
ysi
gned.
Me:
It'
sov
er.
..I
t'
sdone
Josh:
Iwi
l
lgett
hesef
il
edr
ightaway
.
Hesai
dwhi
l
etaki
ngt
hem
Andi
l
e:Whathav
eyoudone?
?
Me:
Ihav
ecl
aimedmyf
reedom.
.
.
It
'sbeen3mont hssincemydi vorceandImust
say,ithasn'
tbeeneasy .Myki dsmi sstheirdad,
Imisshi mtoo.Imi sswaki ngupnextt ohim, I
misst hegreatsexwehad, Imisshowsaf eIfel
t
i
nhi sarms, Imisshisjokesandl augh.Ijust
missev eryt
hingabouthi m.Imi ssseei nghim
withourkidsplaying,Imi sshi mt ell
ingmehow
muchhel ovesme, Imissl ayingmyheadonhi s
chest.Howam Igonnasur v i
vet heempt iness
hehasl efti
nmyhear t?Howar emyki dsgoi ng
t
osur
viv
et hevoidofnothavi
ngafat
her
?Ineed
t
opul
lmy sel
ftoget
her,I
'
ml osi
ngi
tagai
n..
.
Iboughtahousei nThabantsho,FreeSt ate
wher eIhavebeenassi gnedtowor kforf our
years,givi
ngbackt ocommuni tystuff.Ihave
j
ustf ull
yfurni
sheditanditisabsolutely
amazi ng.Bytheway ,t
hequeenmot herl i
ves
withusandshehasbeenmyst rength,sheis
tr
ulyandamazi ngwoman.
Me: Mom,
aret
het
winsr
eadyf
ornur
ser
y
school
?
Her
:Yest
heyarebaby
,ar
eyoust
rongenough
t
ogotoworktoday
?
I'
m notsur
e,butIhavetoworktoprovi
defor
them..Me:It
hinkso.I
'm notgonnabr
eakdown
again.
Speaki
ngofbreaki
ngdown,Wandi
ledenounced
meonnationalTVthatI
'
m nol
ongerthequeen
andmykidsaren'
this.Thej
ournali
stwerenight
mares,
yoh!Thisbr
okeme, Icol
lapsedatwor k
andhasbeenhomef oraweek.Any wayi
t's
deadnow,ever
yonehasmov edon.
Me:
Kidswegonnabel
ate!
Mxo:
Wecomi
ng!
Theyr andownst air
sandwel eftthehouse.I
boughtt hedoubl est or
eyhousewi t
hfour
bedr ooms, eachwi thit
'sownbat hroom and
builtinclosets,butmymast erbedroom hasa
wal kincloset.Abi gkit
chen, di
ningroom and
l
ivingr oom andal soami nili
brary.Thi
shouseis
gorgeousandi tcost4.5mi ll
ion.Themoney
thatWandi lepaidmebef oreourweddi nghas
comei nhandyandhasal sohel pedmet oful
ly
furnishmyhouse.
I
'm st
il
lusi
ngValer
y(mycustomisedcar)
.Sheis
j
ustpret
tyawesomeandmyki dsl
oveher.
Anywaywegottothecar,Idrovemykidstothe
nur
seryschool
whichwasnextt omywor k.I
dr
oppedt
hem of
fandwal
kedt
hem i
n
Me:Okaybabies,
thisi
swhereI'
mleav
ingy
ou.I
wi
ll
seey ouat2afterschool
Mxo:
Wehav
eaf
tercar
e,pi
ckusupat4pm.
Me:
Okaybaby
.Mommyl
ovesy
oui
nfi
nit
y
Xol
i
:Wel
ovey
out
oomom.
Weshar edkissesandtheywentt otheirclass.I
parkedmycaratt hehospit
alparkinglot.Igot
offthecarandwentinhospital
.
Nur
se:
Dr.S!Wel
comeback!
Me:ThankyouGomolemo,i
t'
sgoodt
obeback.
Anyappoi
ntment
sfortoday
?
Her:
NoDr,
noty
etbutyouhaveasur
ger
yina
weekti
mei
nQunu,East
ernCape.
Me:
Wow,
okay
.
Il
eftt
her
ecept
ionandwentt
omyof
fi
ceand
cl
osedmydoorbehi
ndme.
Me:
OhLor
d,gi
vemest
rengt
htogot
hrough
wi
ththi
sday.Pr
otectmyf
amil
yagai
nstev
il
ey
es.Bri
ngmyhusbandbackt
ome,Ineedhi
m,
hi
skidsneedhi
m...
.
Tht
her
ewasaknockonmydoor
.
Me:
comei
n..
Set
huwal
kedi
n
Her
:Hi
babes,
wel
comeback
Me:
Thanky
oul
ove.
[
01/
23,
16:
21]Wadz
:Season5
{
inser
t13}
.
~Wandi
l
e~
.
Whyam If eel
ingsoi ncomplet
ewhil
eIhav e
Nomal angaandmyson?Whyam If eeli
ngso
empt yinsi
del
ikeapar tofmehasbeenr ipped
out?Whyam If eeli
ngsol osti
nmymi nd?My
hearthasadar kvoidthatneedst
obecl osed.
WasIr eal
lyinlov
ewi t
hher?Ihav ebeenfeeling
l
ikethiseversi
nceKeoandIdi v
orced,It
hought
thati
twoul dgetbetterbutithasgottenwor se.
I
'm goingcrazywithouther!Whyam If eeli
ng
l
ikethis?Myheadi shur t
ingfrom al
l t
he
thoughtsIhaveofher .Theclatt
erfrom t
he
doorstart
lesme.Nomscamei nwithatrayof
tea
Me:
Mor
ning
Her
:Goodmor
ning,
howar
eyou?
Me:
I'
m okay,j
ustmi
ssedyouinbedthi
s
mor
ning.Whatti
medidyougetup?
Her:ar
ound7,
Ipr
epar
edoursonf
ornur
ser
y
school
.
Me:
Alr
ight
.
It
ookt
het
eaandt
ookasi
p
Me:
Youhav
emadei
tjustt
hewayIl
i
kei
t.
Her
:st
rongwi
thcr
eam andnotmi
l
k.
Ismi
l
ed,
thenexper
iencedal
i
ttl
edi
zzi
ness.
.
Her
:Ar
eyouokaymyki
ng?
Me:
Ifeel
abi
tdi
zzy
..
Her:
Liedownandr
est
,youhav
ebeenr
est
less
l
atel
y
Il
i
eddownont hebedandr ested.Iwokeup
ar
ound1pm, feel
ingrej
uvenated.MyNoms
walkedi
n,andseeingherfacecompl et
edme.
Her
:Ar
eyouwel
lrest
ednow?
Me: YesmyqueenIam.Andmydayi
sli
t
becauseyouar
ebesideme
Shegiggled,shei
sabeaut
if
ulspecimen.I
coul
dn'thelpbutsmi
l
eatthesightofher.
Me:BythewayBanel
eisget
ti
ngmar
ri
ednex
t
week.
Her:
Hehasfi
nal
lyl
etgoofhischi
l
dishnessand
hasdeci
dedt
osett
ledown?
Il
aughed
Me:Yephedi
d.Thatboywasamannace!But
nowheisagr
ownmen.
Her:
Wow, andheisget
ti
ngmarri
edbef
ore
Andi
le,
AndiswaandAneli
swa.
Me: Yeah,
may bethi
scomingweddingwi
l
l
changetheirmindsandt
heywil
lchooset
o
sett
ledown.
Her
:May
be.
..
.
~Nomal
anga~
.
Ihavestr
ucky etagain!Ihatethi
smanfor
ki
ll
ingmyf ather,
butitismydad'sfaul
tgoing
aft
erthemi ghtyandpower ful
famil
yint
he
wholeofmzansi ,ev
enaf teral
lmywarnings.
Any waythati
snotimport
ant,whati
simportant
i
sset tl
i
ngmysonanoppor t
unit
ytorunt
his
kingdom someday.Thel
ovepotioni
sworking
l
ikemagi c!It
oldt
hatgoodfornothi
nggol
d
di
ggerthayIwillf
indmywaybackt omyman' s
hear
t,butshedidn'tbelieveme.Any way,
Ihave
beenfeedi
ngWandi lethepotionformonths
now,andtomor r
owwi llbethelastdayIf
eed
heri
t.Hewi l
lcompl etel
ymi ne!
Me:Myl
ove,l
unchisready
.Goandbat
hand
j
oinmedownstai
rs.
Hi
m:Okaymyl
ove.
Me:
Ilov
eyou,
yezwa?
Hi
m:No,
Ilov
eyou!
Me:
Notasmuchasme!
Wechuckledandsharedakiss.Thenhewent
toshower.Il
eftt
heroom andheaded
downstai
rsonlytof
indWandil
e'sbrot
her
s
sit
ti
nginmydi ni
ngtabl
e.
Me:
Yourmaj
est
ies
Andi
l
e:KEEPYOURGREETI
NGSTOYOURSELF!
!
Hecutmeof
f,Ir
aisedmybr
ows.
Me:
Hey
ake!
Anel
e:Wher
eisourmot
her
?
Me:
Howam Isupposedt
oknow?I
'
m noty
our
mot
her
'skeeper
.
Anel
etr
iedt
osl
apmebutAndi
l
ebl
ockedi
t.
Andi
l
e:Shei
snotwor
thi
t.
.
Andi
swa:
Wher
eist
heKi
ng?
Me:Heisi
nhisbedr
oom get
ti
ngdr
essed.Iwi
l
l
goandcal
lhi
m..
AsIwasaboutt
ogoupst
air
s,hecamedown.
Hi
m:Mybr
other
s,t
owhatdoIowet
hisv
isi
t?
Andi
l
e:Uguphi
uMa(
wher
eismom)
?
Wandi
l
e:Shel
eftwi
tht
hatwi
tch.
Anel
e:Wi
tch?Ar
eyouhear
ingy
our
sel
f?
Wandil
e:Loudandcl
ear
.Ngi
thiy
ousl eptwit
h
herbehi
ndmybackandgotherpregnant?
Anel
e:Fort
hel
astt
ime,
Iwasnev
eri
nvol
ved
wit
hherthosetwi
nsareyours,
theyl
ookexact
ly
l
ikeyou!Hoecanyoudenythem?
Andil
e:wow,
youhav
ebewi
tchedmybr
other
real
l
ygood.
Me:
Excuseme?Di
dn'
tdonot
hingt
ohi
m
Wandil
e:Youdon'
tneedt
oexpl
ainy
our
sel
fmy
queen
Andi
swa:Myqueen?Umdl
i
sil
est
rong(
you
st
rongl
ybewi
tchedhi
m)
Wandi
l
egotangr
yandat
tackeduAndi
swa!
Me:
Babyno!
Anel
eandAndi
l
ehel
dthem back.
.
Wandi
l
e:Iwantal
lofy
a'l
loutoft
hishouse!
Andi
le:
Thisisourf
ather
'shouseandwehav
e
ever
yri
ghttobehereli
keyoursel
f!
Wandil
e:Ourfat
herl
eftmet
hispal
aceandt
he
t
hrone,Iam t
he.KI
NG!!
Anel
e:Abewi
tchedKi
ng!
Whatt
hef
ucki
swr
ongwi
tht
hisasshol
e?
Wandil
e:I
'
m notbewi
tched!Leav
emyhouseat
once!
Theyleftthepal
acei
naconvoy
.Wowthatwent
well
!Any way,mysoncamef
rom t
henur
ser
y
school.
Ol
wet
hu:
Himom
Me:
Hel
l
omypr
ince.Howwasschool
?
Hi
m:I
twasgr
eat
,wedi
dmanyt
hings!
Me:
That
'sni
ce.
Him:
Yeah!Your
emembermy3r
dbi
rt
hdayi
s
comi
ngup?
Me:Yesbaby,
andwegonnat
hrowabashf
or
youmypri
nce!
[
01/
23,
16:
22]Wadz
:Season5
{
inser
t14}
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
I'
m abouttoperform surgerywit
hout
supervisi
onforthef i
rstt
imeandI 'mjustsuper
excit
edaboutit,Ican'tevencontainit
!The
pati
entwasmov edt othetheatr
e.Theni twas
ti
mef orsurgery
.Thr eehourslaterIwasdone,
wowt hatwentwel l!Anyways,Irushedtothe
hoteltomeetupwi thmom andt hekids.I
arri
vedafter10mi nutesandheadedf orour
suit
e.Iopenedt hedoorandf oundmybabi es
playi
ngont hefl
oor .
Me:
Arewer
eadyt
ogo?
Mom:
Yeswear
e,buty
ouar
enot
.
Me:
Iwi
l
lbei
naf
ewmi
nut
es.
Irushedtomyr oom,tookofmysur gery
unifor
m, sl
i
ppedonmybl ushpinkfl
or alshor
t
dresswithblushpi
nkheels.Putonsome
j
ewel l
eryandrenewedmymake- up.Ilooked
f
ine!
Me:
I'
m done,
Let
'sgo.
Mxo:
Mommyl
ooki
ngbeaut
if
ul
Xol
i
:Youl
ookbeaut
if
ulMommy
Me:Thankyoumyangel
s.Youl
ookbeaut
if
ul
andhandsometoo.
Weallgi
ggled.Mxoli
silooksexactl
ylike
Wandil
e,sogorgeousandbr eatht
aking.Andmy
daught
erlooksli
keme!Shei smyexactcopy ,
butshehasherdaddy'seyesanddi mples.
Looki
ngatthem makememi ssmyhusband
evenmore,exhusbandImeant .
Mom:
Let
'sgo,
wear
eal
readyl
ate.
Me:
Right
.Let
'sgo
Weleftt
hesuiteandthehotel,t
henwentinto
thecar
.Ibuckl
edinmybabi esandwewer eon
ourwaytotheNgomahousehol dwher eBanel
e
i
sgetti
ngmar r
iedat.I
'
m kindanervousof
seei
ngWandilether
e,that
'sifheiscoming.I
t
hasbeenfourmonthssi
ncewel
astsaweach
otherandl
astspoke.
Me:i
sWandi
l
ecomi
ng?
Shel
ookedatmet
henbackt
other
oad.
Mom: Idon'
tknow.Ihaven'
tspokent
ohimin
mont hs.Thatwomanhasbeendeny i
ngmea
chancet otal
ktomyson.I '
m al
sobannedf
rom
goingbackt othehouse.
Thef
uck?
Me:
buty
ouar
equeenmot
her
.
Mom:Yes,butIhav
ebeenbannedbecauseI
l
eftwi
thyou.
Me:iy
oh!Weneedt
ogethi
m outoft
hespel
l
qui
ck.
Mom: Wehave,buthedoesn'twantto
cooperat
e.Wecan'tev
enforcehim becausehe
i
sstrong.
Me:
ThatIknowf
orsur
e..
Shet
ookadeepbr
eat
h.
Mom:Wearepl
anni
ngonki
dnappi
nghi
m att
he
weddi
ngi
fhecomes.
Me:That'
stheonl
ywayt
osepar
atehi
mfr
om
Nomalanga.
Gosh!Say
ingt
hatnamegi
vesmet
hecr
eeps.
Mom:
Wehav
enochoi
ce
After30mi nutesdr i
ve,
wear ri
vedattheNgoma
househol d.Wegotoutoft hecarandmyhear t
skippedabeatwhenmyey esgazedupon
Wandi l
e.Mybabi esscreamedwi thexcitement
forthei
rdaddy ,andwant edtogot ohim butI
blockedt heirway .Ij
ustdidn'
twantthem tobe
disappointedorpushedasi dewhent heyfi
nall
y
reachhim.
Mxo:
Iwantdaddy
!
Me:
Youcan'
tgot
odaddy
!
Isnappedathim andt
ear
sf el
lfr
om hi
sey es.
Myhear tbl
ed.Ineedt
obreakthespel
lfast!
Thatbi
tchcannotwi
n.
Me:
I'
m sor
rybaby
Xol
i
:Whycan'
twegot
odaddy
?
Mom: Baby,daddyi
snotwel
ltoseey
ouguy
s,
buthewill
soon
Mxol
i
siwi
pedhi
stear
s.
Mxo:
daddyi
ssi
ck?
Mom:Yebomzukul
u(y
esgr
andchi
l
d).Hehas
memoryl
oss.
Theywer
ebot
hshocked.
Xol
i
:that
'sbadgogo!Hedoesn'
trememberus?
It
ookadeepbr
eat
h
Me:Yesbaby,
butheisgonnagetbet
tersoon
andwewill
mov ebackt
oourhome.
Theynodthei
rheads.Thenwesharedahug.
ThenIpi
ckedupMxot henmom pickedxol
i
swa
up.
Mom:
Ijustpi
ckedmy
sel
fup.
Xol
i
:Nogogo,
youpi
ckedmeup.
Mom:
BabyI
'
m al
soXol
i
swa.
Xol
i
:Oooohhh!
Mom:
yes.Andmkhul
uwasMxol
i
si.
Mxo:
Howwashel
i
ke?
Me:Hewasanawesomeman.Agr eatdadand
her
o.That'
swhyInamedy ouaf
terhi
m, sot
hat
youbecomebraveandst
rongli
kehim.Heyou
havehi
slooks,
sodoesdaddy.
Mxo:
Iwi
shIhadmethi
m bef
oredi
ed.
Me:
Iknowbaby
..
.
Wandi
l
eapproachedus,
andIwasj
ustnoti
n
t
hemoodforhim.Heactual
l
ycameal
one.
Mom:
Whatdoy
ouwant
?
Hi
m:Wowhel
l
otoy
out
oomom!Hi
Keo.
Me:
Babi
es,
yourcousi
nsar
eher
e,r
unt
othem
wi
l
lyou?
Weputthem downandt heyr
ant
oAnele'
s
angel
s.Ispot
tedLuandsheispr
egnantagai
n!
Wowcongr at
ulat
ionst
oher.
Me:
Mor
ningy
ourmaj
est
y
Hi
m:Youshouldn'
tbeher
e,t
hisi
snoty
our
f
amil
yany
mor e.
Mom:Iti
sherfamil
ybecauseoft
hoseki
dsand
shei
ssti
llt
hedaughteri
nlawoft
hisf
amil
y.
Me:Wherei
syourmi
str
ess,
Idon'
tseeher
ar
ound?
Him:Shei
snotmymi st
ress,
sheismywi
fet
o
be.I
'
m marry
ingheri
naf ewday
s
Mom:
OVERMYDEADBODY!
!!
Mom snappedathi
m andhel
aughed.
Me:Ican'
tbel
i
eveIl
ett
hishappen!Howdi
dthi
s
ev
enhappenonmywatch?
Hi
m:Whatar
eyoubl
abbi
ngabout
.
Me:Youbeingbewit
chedbyt hatScot
ho!You
aresoi
ntoodeep.Butdon'tworrymylove,y
ou
gonnagetbacktoyoursensesandcomeback
tomeandourbabies.
Hel
ookedatmesur
pri
sed.
Hi
m:Yourl
ove?
Me:Nomatterhowhar
dyouhateme,youwil
l
al
wayshav
emyhear t
.Iwi
ll
lov
ey ouf
orever
Wandi
leDl
ami ni
.
Mom: Andyouwill
alwaysbemyson.Wegonna
breakt
hespell
thatyouarei
n.Thatwomani
s
notgonnawin.
Thenwel
efthi
mther
epuzzl
edandconf
used.
TheA'
scametous.
Anel
e:Mor
ningAl
l
Us:
Mor
ning.
Andi
swa:Whydoesourbr
otherl
ookso
conf
usedandl
ost?
Me:Ij
ustt
oldhi
mthatIl
ovehimtodeat
handI
wi
ll
doanythi
ngtobr
eakthespel
lhei
sunder
.
Andil
e:Oh.Maybethatwoul
dconv
incehi
mthat
heisreal
lybewi
tched.
Mom:
Didy
oubr
ingt
heant
i-
lov
epot
ion?
Me:
Woah!Youar
egoi
ngt
ousemut
hi?
Andi
l
e:Yes,
sot
hathev
omi
tst
hel
ovepot
ion.
Me:Youguy
swer eseri
ousaboutt
hat
.Soy
ou
wer
egonnakidnaphimfort
hat?
Anel
e:Yes.I
t'
sanot
herwayofbr
eaki
ngt
he
spel
l
Me:
wai
t?What
'st
heot
her
?
Andi
l
e:Toki
l
lNomal
anga.
Me:
Yoh!
Anel
e:Butwearenotgoingtodothatbecause
shehasali
tt
lechi
ldthatneedsnour
ishment.
I
twouldhavebeennicei
fshewasdeadfor
good.That
'ssoev
ilofmetothi
nkofsuch.Lor
d
f
orgi
veme.Ican'
tl
etangert
aket
hebestofme.
Me:
Sowhatt
imear
ewedoi
ngt
his?
Anel
e:Noty
ou.Youcan'
tbei
nvol
vedi
nthi
s.
Me:I
'
m al
readyi
nthi
s!Iwantmyhusbandback
andI
'
m gonnabeinv
olvedi
nhisl
i
fesaving.
Andi
l
e:Okay
..
.
Mom:Weneedt oisol
atehim al
one.Banel
ehas
gi
venuspermi
ssiontousethebackroom.So
wecanlockhi
m upthere.
.
~Wandi
l
e~
.
Whatt hefuckdidIjusthear
?Howcant hat
womansayt hatshelovesme?Whatt ypeof
sicknessdoesthatbitchhave?Thi
sissome
fuckedupbul l
shi
t!Nomswasr i
ght
,thatwoman
hasl osti
t.
Banel
ecamet
omysi
de.
Me:
Baf
o!
Hi
m:Baf
o!
Weshar
edamanhug.
Me:
Congr
atsmf
ethu!Shei
sabeaut
y.
Hi
m:Thanksbro,Iknowthat
.Shehast
iedme
t
oherheart
,tur
nedmei nt
oaman.Ilov
eher
wi
thever
yboneinmybody .
Me:Wow,welcometomanhoodbro.Nomore
f
ucki
ngaround!St
aywithonewoman.Iwas
marr
iedt
otwoandl ookwher
eitgotme.
..
Him:I'
m notplanni
ngongoingthroughthat.By
thewayauntXol i
swasaidt
hatyoushouldmeet
heratthebackroom,shewantstotalkt
oy ouin
pri
vat
e.
Il
ookedar
oundanddi
dn'
tseeheri
nthecr
owd.
Me:
Whatdi
dshesayshewant
edt
otal
kabout
?
Him:Idon'
tknow,
shej
ustsaidshewantsa
hear
ttoheart
.Goandt
alknt
oher,shei
sy our
mot
heraf
teral
l
.
Ihuf
fed.
Me:
Okay
,Iwi
l
lgoandt
alkt
oherl
ater
Him:Notlat
erbr
o,shei
sther
enow,
justgoand
hearherout
.
Me:
Fine.
.
I'
m notkeenaboutt al
kingt omom becauseI
knowshegonnat al
kaboutNomsandme.Ij ust
wisht hatt
heycouldjustletmebe, andalsosee
Keof orwhatshereallyis.Iwentt
ot he
backroom andfoundhersi t
ti
ngont hebed.She
tappednexttoher
Her
:Comeandsi
tnextt
ome.
Ihuf
fed,I
'
m noti
namoodt
ofi
ghtwi
thher
.I
wenttosi
tnextt
oher
.
Her:Myson,Iwanttoapologisef
ormybad
behavi
ourandforabandoningyou.
Wai
t,what
?
Me:
huh?
Her:
Ishoul
dhavesuppor
tedy
ouandst
oodby
youasyourmot
her.
Wow!Iwasn'
tact
ual
l
yexpect
ingt
his.
Me:
Wow!Thanky
oumom f
ort
hat
.
Mybr ot
herswalkedi nandclosedthedoor
behindthem.Iguesst hisi
sgoingtobea
reconci
l
iati
onpr ocess.Ihavewishedf
orthi
s
dayandf i
nall
yithascome.
Me:Ar
eyoual
lher
etoapol
ogi
set
ool
i
kemom
di
d?
Andi
l
e:Uhm.
..Not
winyf
arf
rom t
hat
.
Ahf
uck,
Iknewt
hiswast
oogoodt
obet
rue!
Me:Sowhatareyouherefor
?Ifi
t'
stotal
k
aboutNoms,Iwon'
tchangemymi nd,
I'
m gonna
bewithherf
orther
estofmylif
e.
Anel
e:Wear
esor
ryt
hen
Me:
Forwhatexact
ly?
Theyhel
dmedownonthebed.Anel
etookout
abott
lei
nhi
spocket
.
Me:
WHATTHEFUCK!
?
Mom openedmymout handAnelepour
edt he
substanceonmymouthandmom putacl oth
onmymout hsot
hatIdon'
tspi
tthesol
uti
onout.
It
'ssobitt
er.
Mom:
Swal
l
ow!
!
Istr
uggledtogetawayf r
om thei
rgr
ip.Then
mom hel dmynosesot hatIdon'
tbr
eat h!What
thefuckaretheydoingtome?Thesolut i
on
wentdownmyt hroatasIswall
owedit.Dammit!
Itt
astesdisgust
ing!Theyl
etmegoaf terafew
minutes.
Me:
Whatt
hef
uckdi
dyoumakemedr
ink!
!?
Anel
e:Youwi
l
lsoonf
indout
..
.
Iwaspissedbey
ondcontai
nIattackedhim,but
myotherbrot
hersbl
ockedme.Ifeltdi
zzyand
hadtheedgeofthr
owingup.That'
sgood,the
sol
ut i
oni sabouttoleavemysy st
em, t
heyare
notgoi ngtosucceedi npoi
soni ngmeagainst
mywoman.Ir antt
ot hebathroom andleti
tall
out.Fuck!!Ay el
lowsubstancel ef
tmybody .
Thedi zzi
nessbecamecr i
ti
cal andIpukedsome
mor ethenitwasl i
ghtsout..
.
[
01/
23,
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:Season5
{
inser
t15}
.
~Anel
e~
.
Final
lyprogress!!Wewentandpi ckedtheKing
upf r
om thebat hroom andputhi
m ont hebed.
Afteranhourher egai
nedconsci
ousandr ushed
tothebat hr
oom t ovomitsomemor e.Wowthat
womanmusthav efedhimthepotionfor
mont hs!Iwentt ocheckonhim.
Me:
Bro,
arey
oual
ri
ght
?
Hi
m:NoI
'
m not
!
Heri
nsedhi
smouthwi
thwater
,gul
pedabi
t
andt
ookoutbr
eat
hmintsi
nhispocket
.
Hi
m:Whatt
hef
uckhappened?
Me:
Whatdoy
our
emember
?
Hel
ookedl
i
kehewasi
nal
otofpai
n.
Hi
m: Idon'
tremembermuch?Al
lIr
emember
wasthatIwassupposedt
omeetNomal
anga
f
orcoffee.
.Argmyhead!
Heheldhi
sheadandalmostf
ell
butIwasther
e,
soIhel
dhimfrom f
all
i
ngandhelpedhi
mtothe
bed.
.
Me:Restabi
t,wewi
l
ltal
klat
erwheny
ouar
e
wel
l
.
Mom:
Iwi
l
lst
aywi
thy
ouunt
ily
ougetup.
Hi
m:Mom,
ther
eisnoneed.
WellIt
hinkt
her
eis,
thatwomanhasey
esand
ear
sev er
ywher
e.
Me:
Wher
eismywi
fe?
Andi
l
elaughed
Andi
l
e:Whi
chone?
Him:Whatdoy oumeanwhichone?Ionl
yhav
e
onewife!Themotherofmytwi
ns,whatt
he
fuck?
Me:
Wel
lyout
woar
edi
vor
ced,
youhav
enowi
fe.
Het
ri
edt
ogetup,
buthi
sheadwasheav
y.
Mom:Restmyson, wewil
ltel
ky ouever
ythi
ng
t
hathappenedaf
teryouhaverestedenough.
Henoddedandcl osedhi
sey es.Thisi
s
progress!Thatbitchwon'tknowwhathi ther.
Weact ual
lydi
dn'tmakehi m dri
nkMuthi,I
actuall
ymi xedteawi t
holi
vewat er.Mybrother
hatesol i
ves,t
heymakehi m pukelikea
machi ne.BestideaIeverhad.
Anyways,
it'
ssunset
,ti
mef
ortheroyalwedding
ofBanel
eandZeewabantu!Fuckthatboyisa
l
uckysonofabitch!
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
OhGod!I sheokay?Didtheymanagetomake
hi
m dr i
nkthemuthi?Didthepoti
onleav
ehis
system?Ishesti
llal
ive?Thesuspenseiski
l
li
ng
me!Ther ei
sataponmyshoul derandi
t'
s
Xolani
!
Me:
OMGFRI
END!
!
Her
:Hi
chom y
am unj
ani
(hi
fri
endhowar
eyou)
?
Me:
I'
m okayIguess.
..
Her
:Obvi
ousl
yyouar
enotokay.ThatWandi
l
e
l
osthi
smarbl
esanddiv
orcedy
ourass.
Me:
Youhav
en'
tchangedonebi
t.
Her
:Whyshoul
dI?
Gr
eatquest
ion
Me:Uh.
.Becauseyouareamom now.Howi
s
mynephewbyt heway
?
Her
:Hei
sver
yjol
l
yandf
ull
ofl
i
fe!Andhubbyi
s
j
usthappy
.
Me:That'
sgood.Congr
atsont hecomi
ngbaby
!
Icanseethaty
oupregnantagain!
Her
:Thanky
oubaby
!Iwi
sht
hati
ttur
nsoutt
o
beababygi
rl
.
Me:
Ncaaw,
youwantbal
ance.
..
Her
:Ewe(
yes)
Me:
That
'sni
ce.
Andi
l
eandAnel
ecamet
ous
Anel
e:I
tisdone.
..
Idi
dn'tknowhowt oreactt
othi
s.Iwasnervous
andjustdidn'
tknowhowIwasgonnar eactat
hi
ssight.
Xol
i
:Hi
yourmaj
est
ies.
Anel
e:Fr
iendy
oucr
azynamawhat
?
Xol
i
:Ahf
ri
end,
I'
mli
ket
his!
Theyshar
edahug.
Anel
e:Goodt
oseey
ouagai
n.
Me:
ishebackt
ohi
ssenses?
Andil
e:wel
lheremembersthaty
ouar
ehi
sonl
y
wif
e,themotherofhi
stwi
ns.
Myhear
tleapedwit
hjoy!Thatwi
tchhasl
ost
!
Wai
t.
.Sheissti
ll
ali
ve!
Me:
That
'sgood.
.
Anel
e:That
'snott
her
eact
ionwewant
edf
rom
you.
Me:Thatbi
tchi
ssti
l
l al
iv
eandshemi ghtt
ry
somethi
ngagai
ntoruinever
ythi
ngf
orme.
Theyl
ookedwor
ri
ed
Anel
e:Al
i
ve?Keodoy
ouwantherdead?
OhsnapIdi
ditagai
n,myangeri
sget
ti
ngt
he
bestofme.
Me:No,I
'
mj ustsayi
ngthatshehast
ogoand
bel
ockedinthelooney
vil
l
e.
Theyl
ookedateachot
hert
henatme.
Andi
l
e:Al
ri
ght
..
Themat ri
monial ceremonybegan.Thebr i
de
l
ooksr avi
shi
ng!Nobr i
desmaidswhat soever.
Banelewasint ear s,
that'
ssocut e.They
exchangedtheirv owswhi chwer esobeaut i
ful,
putri
ngsoneachot her'
sfinger
sandseal edt he
knotwithakiss.Whatabeaut i
fulcer
emony .
.
Wandi l
ecameoutf rom t hebackroom andt ear
s
fel
lfrom myey es.Iknowt hathewasundera
l
ov epot i
on, buthehur tmesobad, hebruised
myhear tandIdon' tthinkI'mreadyt ofacehi m
yetinhisr ightsense.Ihi dmy sel
ffrom him.He
wentt ot hetwinsandki ssedthem whi l
ethey
werepl ay i
ngwi t
htheircousi ns.Thenhe
spottedmeonmyhi dingpl ace.Ipanicked,I
don'tknowwhyandIr anf orit
.I'
m seriouslynot
readyfort his.
Heranaft
erme,Iqui
ckl
ygotint
omycarand
dr
oveoffbef
orehecoul
dreachit
.Whati
s
wrongwi
thme?Whyi smypaingett
ingt
hebest
ofme.Acarbrakeinf
rontofmeandIhi
titt
hen
i
twasli
ghtsoutforme.
.
~Wandi
l
e~
.
FUCK! !Irantomywi fe'
scarontheroadwhere
shehashi tanot
hercar.OhGod!Sheisn'
ti
n
greatshapeatal l
!Iopenedherdoor,t
ookher
outandr ushedhertohospital
withoneofthe
royalcars.
Me:
Staywi
thmebaby
,don'
tdi
eonme.
Shel
ookssol i
fel
ess,
somuchbl
oodcomi
ng
fr
om herhead!
Me:
STEPONI
TDRI
VER
I
'mterri
fiedbeyondmeasure.OhGodpl easel
et
herl
ive.Wef i
nall
yarr
ivedatthehospi
taland
thedoctorsimmediat
elyatt
endedtoher.
Paci
ngupanddownthecor
ri
dor
,mybr
other
s
andmom wal
kedin.
Mom:
Howi
sshe?
Me:Idon'
tknowyet,
thedoct
orhasn'
tcomeout
oft
hesurgeryy
ettogiv
emenews.
[
01/
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22]Wadz
:Season5
{
inser
t16}
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
Slowlyr egainingconsci ous,Iopenedmyey es.
I'
mi nhospi t
al?Howdi dIgether e?Ilooked
aroundandspot tedWandi lesleepingint he
couch.That '
si tI
'm dead!Ormay beI '
m
dreami ng...Il
ookedathi m again,yepthi sis
definit
elyadr eam.Hemov edandIqui ckl y
closedmyey e.Thenhi scol ognefi
lledmy
nost r
il
st henIf elthi
slipspr essedagai nstmine,
takingmybr eat haway .GoshIhav emi ssedhis
smel
landl
i
ps.
Hi
m: myqueen,canyouhearme?Pleasewake
upforme.Openyoureyes.
..Pl
ease.
Hegasped
Hi
m:Mor
ningmom.
Soundsli
kemom isintheroom.ThenIhear
d
smallf
ootst
epsheadingforme.
"
daddyi
smom okay
?"
Thatsoundsl
i
kemyson
Hi
m: Notyetson,butIthi
nkshewi
l
lify
oual
l
ki
ssherfacevigor
ouslyso.
Thensuddenl
yIfel
tswampofki ssesar
ound
myface,goshit
ssoti
ckl
ishIwantt ogi
ggle.I
coul
dn'
tholditmuchl
onger,
Iletoutagiggle
Them:
Mommy
!
Iopenedmyeyesandgazeduponsi
xbeaut
if
ul
bl
ueey es.Myt
winsandt
heloveofmyl
if
e.
Xol
i
:Yougav
eusaf
ri
ghtmommy
!Don'
tev
erdo
t
hatagai
n!
Shewaspract
ical
lyy
elli
ngatmewit
htear
s,it
brokemyhear
t.Thetearsf
ormedi
nmyey es.
Me:I'
m sor
rybaby
,Idi
dn'
tmeanto.Idi
dn'
tev
en
knowIwasgonnabeinanacci
dent.
Mxo:
whydi
dyour
unawayf
rom daddy
?
Trul
yspeaki ng,all
theangerandsorr
owand
painthatIhav ebeenholdi
ngbackfil
l
edmy
heartandov erwhelmedme, andIj
ustwantedto
l
eav e,escapethepain.Iwouldhav
eat t
acked
Wandi l
eifIdidn'tr
unaway .
Me:
Ihadpaininmyheart,
soIwant edt
orush
t
ohospi
tal
beforeIhadanotherhear
tat
tack.
Wandi
l
ewasi
ndi
sbel
i
ef.
Hi
m: Angel
scany oupl
easel
etmom andme
t
alk,
gowi t
hgrandmaforsomeIcecr
eam.
Thenodandr
ant
omom.
Me:
Howl
onghav
eIbeenher
e?
Hi
m:t
hreeday
s.Tel
lmet
hetrut
h,whydi
dyou
r
unwhenyousawmecomingtoyou?
Me: Al
lthepainyouandt hatwitchcausedme
andmybabi esoverwhel medme, andthesight
ofyoujustmademesoangr ythatIwant edto
takeaknifeandstaby out odeat h.Iknowt hat
youwereunderaspel l
,butstil
lthepai nyou
causedmewassor eal!Iranforit,sothatI
avoidhurt
ingyou.Ev ennowI 'm stil
langry,
Ifeel
l
ikegivi
ngy ouveryhotl ashesiny ourface.
Hel
ookedr
emor
se
Hi
m:Doi
t.
.Ipr
obabl
ydeser
vei
t.
Il
ookedathi
m sur
pri
sed.
Him: Ir
ememberev eryt
hingt hatwentdownfor
thepast4mont hs.I
tneveroccur redtomethat
Iwasdr ugged.Iignoredallthewar ni
ngsfr
om
mybr other
s,youandmom. Idivor
cedy oui
nthe
processbecauseIt houghtthatIwasi nlov
e
withNomal anga.
Me: I
t'
snotyourfaul
t.Wedidn'
tknowthatshe
wasgonnadot hattoyou.Wearebothtoblame,
Ishouldhav
ewentwi thyou,i
nst
eadoflet
ti
ng
yougoalone.
Hi
m: i
fshemanagedt
ogetmedrugged,what
doyouthi
nkshewoul
dhavedonet
oy ou?
Yoh,t
ocomet
othi
nkofit
,shewoul
dhav
e
poi
sonedmet
odeath.
Me:
I'
dpr
obabl
ybedead.
Him:Exact
ly.Thet
houghtofi
tjustki
l
lsmy
hear
t.
Me:If
orgi
vey
ou,
foral
lthehor
ri
blethi
ngsyou
di
dtomewhenyouwereunderthespel
l.
Him:Thankyou.Iwasherpuppet
,Idi
dn'
tknow
whatwasIthinki
ngI'
m doi
ng.Whydidyou
agreet
othedivorce?
Me:Welly
ouwerenevergonnaletmego
wit
houtsi
gni
ng.Thel
ovepot i
onedyouwas
adamantt
ogetti
ngdi
vorced.Youdidn'
twant
anyl
egalsepar
ati
on.Youwer
ever
yaggr
essi
ve
andt
hatscaredme.
Hi
m:Ihi
tyoudi
dn'
tI?
Inodded
Me:Yeahyoudid.Ther
ewasat i
mey oubeat
meuplikeIwasanotherman.Lucki
l
yyour
brot
her
'sst
oppedy oubef
oreyoumadeserious
damagestomybody .
Shi
t!whyam Il
ett
ingangert
alk?WowKeo!He
cov
eredhisf
acewi t
hhishand.
Hi
m:I
'
m..
..I
'
mter
ri
blysor
ryf
ort
hat
..
Me:It
'sokay,
it'
sal
lfor
giv
en.Wej
usthav
eto
heal
from i
tandmov eon.
Hi
m:Ican'tbel
i
evet
hatIact
ual
l
ywasunder
l
ovepot
ion.
Me:youandmeboth.Sheisagoodat
bewi
tchi
ng.Scot
hostr
aight
.
Hechuckl
edt
henhebecameser
ious.
Hi
m:Canwebef
ixed?
Iact
uall
ydon'
tknowt
heanswert
othat
quest
ion.
..
Hi
m:Canwewor
kitout
?
Ishr
ugmyshoul
der
s
Me:Idon'tknowy
et.If
eelli
kethewor
stis
abouttocomebecausethatbi
tchi
ssti
ll
inthe
pi
cture.
Hel
ookedwor
ri
ed.
.
Me:Look,Il
oveyouIr eal
l
ydobuty ouneedto
dealwi
ththeNomal angasit
uationbefor
ewe
coul
dfixthi
ngsbetweenus.I '
m gonnaneedyou
tokeepyourdi
stanceuntily
ouhav esolved
Nomalanga.
..
Hecouldn'
tbeli
eveit.ButI'
m seri
ousIttookme
ti
met oadj
usttosingleli
feandIkindalikeit
.I
don'
thavetowor r
yaboutget t
inghurtorany
man'sfeel
i
ngs.Iexperiencegenuineeverl
asti
ng
happi
ness.Besi
deswi ththatbit
chsti
llali
ve,I
wi
l
lnev
erbehappywi
thhi
m.
Him:Youcan'
tbeser
iousaboutt
his.You
act
uall
ydon'
tmeanthat.
Me:IdomeanitWandi
le.Wecannev
erf
ix
t
hingswi
thherst
il
lhav
inghercl
awsony
ou.
.
~Wandi
l
e~
.
Ican'
tbel
ievethi
swomanr
ightnow!Howcan
shesaythattome?
Me:
Doy
ouwantmet
ogetr
idofherf
orgood?
Shehuf
fed
Her
:Yes
Iwasshockedt
oheart
hat
Her:Notli
kekil
lher,
justt
hrowhertothel
ooney
house.Sheiscrazytohavedoneever
ythi
ngshe
di
d.Anor malpersonwouldn'
tdothat
.
Shesi
ghed
Her:Iknowt hatshehasachi l
dandall
,buti
f
shecontinuestoraisethatboy,hei
sal
so
gonnaturnoutt obelikeher.
Youknowwhat
?Shei sri
ght
,Nomsgother
cr
azi
nessf
rom herdad.
Me:Ihearyou.Butwhoi
sgonnat
akecareof
hi
mi fwesendhismothert
othel
ooney
vil
le?
Her:Thecommi ssi
onerandhi
swif
earether
e.
Theyar egr
eatpeopl
e,andal
sohersi
ster
sare
al
sot heret
oo.
Me:Youknowt
hatshemi
ghtcomeaf
terusf
or
r
evenge?
Her
: Shemi
ghtal
socomet
hankuswhenshei
s
bet
ter.
Thi
swomani scr
azy
!Nomst
hanki
ngus?That
won'
thappen.
Me:Keo.
..Aboutt
hedist
ancet
hing,
Idon'
tthi
nk
t
hatIwouldbeablet
o.
Her
:Youcanandy
ouwi
l
l.Youhav
etodeal
wit
h
Nomal
anga
[
01/
23,
16:
22]Wadz
:Season5
{
inser
t17}
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
Ijusthavebeendischargedfrom hospi
taland
I'
m onmywayt oBl oem wi
thmybabi es.
Wandi l
ewasn'tveryhappywithmydeci si
onto
gobackt oBloem, buthewill
justhavetobe
strongbecauseI'm notgonnamov ebackinto
thathouse.Itwil
lj
ustbear emembr anceofmy
painandmi sery
.Andt hatwit
chisstil
lint
hat
house.
Mom decidedtogobackt oUl undi
wit
hher
sons.Iwaskindadisappoint
edbutamot her'
s
pl
aceiswithherchildr
en,soI'
m okaywit
hi t
.It
wasnicehavingheraroundthough,morethan
ni
ce,
I'
m gonnami
ssher
.
Thingsbet weenmeandWandi learerocky .I
don'tknowi fi
t'snor mal,
butInol ongerhav e
i
nteresti nworkingt hi
ngsoutwithhim, Ilove
hi
m al otbutIdon' twanttobehi m.Hej ust
l
ooksl ikeheartbr eakoverandov eragain.AndI
don'tthinkIcant akeanotherdisappointment
fr
om hi m oranyot hermanforthatmat ter.I
'
m
j
ustexhaust edf rom heart
breakand
di
sappoi ntment.
Ifi
nal
lyar
ri
vedinmyhouseandmybabi
es
ref
usedtogetoutoft
hecar
.
Me:Comeonbabi
es,
youwi
l
lvi
sity
ourf
ather
dur
inghol
i
day
s.
Xol
i
:Butwewantt
ogohomenow.
.
Me:
Baby
,thi
sisy
ourhome
Xol
i
:Noi
tisn'
t,
ourhomei
swi
thdaddy
..
Idon'
thavet
imefort
his!Itookoutmyphone
andcal
ledWandi
l
e.Hepi ckedupaftert
het
hir
d
r
ing,
wowt
hatwasf
ast
.
Me:
Hi
Hi
m:myqueen.
Me:Wouldy oupleasestopcall
ingmet hat
.We
haveasituat
ionhere,yourchi
l
dr endon'
twant
togetoutofthecar,becausetheywanttobe
wit
hy oui
ny ourhouse.
Hi
m:Putmeonl
oudspeakerl
etmet
alkt
o
t
hem.
Idi
dasheasked.
Me:
Yourdaddywantt
otal
ktoy
ou
Hi
m:Hi
babi
es
Them:
Daddy
!
Him:Mychil
dren,
Iknowthatyoumi
sshome
andme,butyouneedtostaywit
hmom f
ora
whil
e.
Mxo:
Why
?
Hi
m:Becausedaddyhasgott
owor
kandwon'
t
haveti
met ospendwi thyouguys.ButIpr
omi se
thatonholi
days,youwill
havealotofti
meto
spendwithme, sopleaseli
stent
oy ourmother.
Them:
Okaydaddy
Theymadef
rownyf
aces.
Hi
m:Daddyl
ovey
ou
Them:
wel
ovey
out
oo.
Theyfinal
lygotoutofthecarandwewentt o
thehouse.Theywer esodisappoi
ntedandhurt
.
Theywi l
lbeokay.Iboughtfoodonourway
backsoIdi shedupforus.Theydidn'
ttouch
thei
rfood.
Me:
Idl
ani
bo!(
eat
)
Iyel
l
ed.Inst
eadofeatingt
heycri
ed.OhGod!I
don'
thav et
imeforthi
s.It
ookadeepbreat
h
andpickedthem upandcomfor
tedthem.
Me:
I'
m sor
ryforyel
l
ingatyou,
pleasef
orgi
ve
mommy.Iwil
laskdaddytocomeandv i
sit
t
omorr
owokay ?
Theywi
pedthei
rtear
s,t
hent
her
ewasaknock
onmydoor.
Me:
Whoi
sit
?
"
Wandi
l
e"
Twi
ns:
Daddy
!!
Howonear thdidhefindmyhouse?Iwentto
unlockthedoorandhecamei nandswamped
mewi thaki ssunexpectedl
ysowhichwasvery
sexual.Yoh!Igotwetf r
om it
,It
henpull
edout
fr
om it.Buthepulledmebacki ndeepeni
ngthe
ki
ssmor e!Whatthefuck?Ipull
edawayagai
n.
Me:
Whoah!
Theki
dsgi
ggl
ed
Them:
Ewdaddy
!
Hi
m:Hi
babi
es.
Hegavethem ki
sses.Thenf
ocusedhi
s
at
tent
ionbacktome
Hi
m:I
'
m st
arv
ing,
what
'
sfordi
nnerbesi
desy
..
.
Nev
ermi
nd
Fuck!Iknewi
t!Thi
sbust
arddr
oveal
ltheway
hereformyass.
Mxo:
fishandchi
ps
Hi
m:Yumm.
.
Hesaidwhil
elooki
ngatme.Idi
shedupforhi
m
t
helastchi
psandfishIsav
edfort
omorr
ow.
Hi
m:Thanky
ou.Don'
tyouguy
shav
eschool
t
omorr
ow?
Xol
i
:Wedo.
..
Hi
m:Fi
nisheat
ingt
hensot
hatIt
ucky
oui
n.
Mxo:
okay
.
Thedinnerwasabituncomfort
ableforme,he
waspracti
cal
lyundressi
ngmewi thhisey
es,
ni
bbl
ingonhisbottom li
p!Whatthefuck?
theki
dswer
ejustenj
oyi
ngt
hei
rfat
her
's
company
.
Xol
i
:daddy
,wher
ear
ewegoi
ngf
orChr
ist
mas?
Me:
Mypar
ent
shouse
Xol
i
:Oh,
nov
acat
ion?
Me:
Yes!
Theyl
ookeddisappoint
ed.Theyar
egoi
ngt
omy
mom'splace,
that'
sthat!
Icouldfeelhi
sbreathonmyneckandhewas
sit
ti
ngfaracrossthetabl
e.Muur
,Ican'
tst
and
thi
s,i
t'
stoomuch!OhFuck! !
Me:Uhm.
..I
'
m gonnagot
obed.Dadwi
l
ltuck
youi
n.
Hi
m:Wher
eam Igonnasl
eep?
I
nyourcar
,that
'swer
e!
Me:
any
wher
eexceptmyr
oom.
Her
osehi
sbr
owswi
thasmi
l
eonhi
sface.
Hi
m:ButIwantt
osl
eepwi
thy
ou.
Me:
No!
Mxo:
whycan'
tdaddysl
eepwi
thy
ou?
Me:Becausehei
sgonnawanttoti
ckl
eandplay
wi
thmommyandIj ustwantt
osleepbecause
I
'mti
red.Ihadal
ongdri
ve.
Hechuckl
ed
Mxo:Daddy,
youcancomeapl
aywi
thusunt
il
yougett
ir
ed
Me:That
'sagr eati
dea.Theny
oucanspend
t
imetogetherli
keyouguyswanted.I
'
m noti
n
t
hemoodf orpl
ays
Hebecameser
ious.
Hi
m:Lov
iesi
t'
sti
mef
orbed.
Mxo:
Aahman!
Xol
i
:Whataboutpl
ayi
ngwi
thus?
Hi
m: Tomorr
owpri
ncess,
I'
m al
sotir
ed,
Iwas
j
ustgonnasl
eepnextt
omommy .
Mxo:
But
Hi
m:Nobut
sMxol
i
si.Bednow!
Theygotupandwef
oll
owedt
hem t
othei
r
bedroom.Wegotthem outofthei
rcl
othesand
putPJsonthem.Thenwet uckthem i
ntothei
r
beds.
Me:
Goodni
ghtbabi
es.
Them:
nightmom,
nightdad.
Hi
m:Ni
ghtbabi
es.
Weleftt
hei
rroom.Iwentt
othedi
ningr
oom
andcl
eanedthetabl
e.Hehel
pedmewitht
he
di
shes.
Me:
Whyar
eyouher
e?
Him:Wel
lbecausemywi
feandmyki
dsl
i
ve
here.
Me:
Exwi
fe!
Webot
hhuf
fed,
andcont
inuedwi
tht
hedi
shes.
Me:Howdidyoufi
ndmeany
way
?Youknow
what
,don'
tanswert
hat
..
Obv
iousl
yhi
smom t
oldhi
m.
Hi
m:Wel
l
,mom di
dn'
ttel
lmeany
thi
ng.I
t
rackedy
oudownusi
ngy
ourcarl
ocat
ion.
Howdi
dheknowwhatIwast
hinki
ng?
Me:Youshouldn'
thavedonet
hat
.Any
wayhav
e
youdeal
twit
hNomal anga?
Hehuf
fed.
Hi
m:I
'
m wor
kingoni
t.
.
Me:Whatdoyoumeany
ouarewor kingonit
?
Whatar
edoingher
ewhi
leshehasn'tbeendeal
t
wi
th?
Him:Shedoesn'
tknowthatI
'
m outofherspel
l
,
soI'
m pr
etendi
ngtosti
l
lbeinit
.
Ishekiddi
ngmer i
ghtnow.Ifol
dedmyarms
andlookedathi
m withaseri
ousface.
Me:Doy ouknowwhatadangerousgamey
ou
ar
eplayi
ng?Thisplani
sgonnagetmeandthe
ki
dskil
l
edi fsheev
erfi
ndsout
!
Hi
m:Shewon'tcomeneary
ouort
heki
ds,
she
won'
tfi
ndout
.
I
shef
uckenki
ddi
ngmer
ightnow?
Me: Whatifsheishavi
ngsomeonefol
lowi
ng
yourblackass?Whatifthi
sper
sonhastol
dher
t
haty ouarewithmeaswespeakr i
ghtnow?
Didyout hi
nkofthat
?
Him:YesIdi
d.TrustmewhenIsayt
hatnoone
i
sfoll
owingme,andshethi
nkst
hatI
'minNew
Yorkforwor
k.
Idon'tbel
ievethatonebi
t.AndI
'
m notgonna
Trustthi
sf ool
again.
Me:Youknowwhat
?I'
m gonnagot
obed,
Ican'
t
deal
wit
hthis.
Nomalangaisgonnadosomet
hingdr
asti
c,I
canfeeli
t.Hebl
ockedmywaywhenItri
edto
gotomyr oom.
Him:Mylove,
Iknowt hatyoudon'
tbel
iev
eme, I
canseeiti
nyourface,butknowthatI
'
m doing
ever
ythi
nginmypowert ogetri
dofNomal anga.
Me:
Iwi
l
lbel
i
evet
hatwhenIseei
t.
Thent
her
ewassi
l
ence.
Me: YousaythatNomalangadoesn'tknowthat
youareoutofthelovepoti
on.Soarelikest
il
l
sleepi
ngwithher?Doyoustil
lfuckheratni
ght?
Him:Noofcour
senot
,butshehasseducedme
coupl
eofti
mes
Me:
Andy
our
esi
sted?
Hi
m:Yes.Buti
thasn'
tbeeneasy
..
.
Icanimagine,
sheisapret
tyt
hingwi
thaf
ine
ass,j
ustl
ikeheli
keshi
swomen.
Me:Beforewebroket
hespel
l
,di
dyouusea
condom whenyouhadsexwi
thher
?
Heshookhi
shead
Hi
m:Nowedi
dn'
t
Shi
t!Shecanbepregnantandwewi
l
lbest
uck
wit
hherforev
er!
!
Me:
Youknowt
hatshemi
ghtbepr
egnant
?
Hel
ookedsor
egr
etf
ul.
Hi
m:Fuck!Idi
dn'
tev
ent
hinkoft
hat
[
01/
23,
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22]Wadz
:Season5
{
inser
t18}Shor
tone
.
~Wandi
l
e~
.
Me: Iwasunderalovepotion,shet
reatedme
l
ikeIwasherpuppet,Ididn'tknowwhatIwas
doing.Iwasn'
ti
nmyr ightsense.Andifshe
reall
yispr
egnant
,I'
m screwed.
Her:Wearebothscr
ewed.Shewi
l
lbepar
tof
yourl
if
eforev
er.
ThisRoyalZul
utradi
ti
onmakesmesi ck.You
havet omarr
ythemotherofy ourchi
ldrenift
he
chil
dwasbor noutofwedlock,evenifyoudon't
l
ov ethebabymommanomor e.Fuck!AndI
vowedt oupl
if
tandupholdthet r
adit
ionsasa
King.
Her:Don'
tthinkaboutitt
oomuch, wewilldeal
wit
hittogetheronceithappens.Ri
ghtnowwe
bot
hdon'tknowi fsheispregnantornot
.
Shei
str
ulyadi
amond.Ist
il
lcan'
tbel
i
evet
hat
wear
edivor
ced.
Me:
Whyar
ewest
il
ldi
vor
ced?
He:Canwenott
alkaboutthatpl
ease,
notnow
atl
eastwi
tht
heissueathand.
Me:
Thi
sisal
soai
ssueathand.
Shehuf
fed
Her:
Worset
hansl
eepi
ngwi
tht
hatwi
tchi
nour
bedr
oom?
Me: Yes!Worset
hanherpossi
blybei
ng
pregnant!Weneedt
oremarryassoonas
possibl
e.
Her
:I'
m notr
emar
ryi
ngy
ouy
ourmaj
est
y.
Wai
tdi
dIj
usthearhercor
rect
ly?
Me:
What
?
Her:Youheardmecorrectl
y.Ourmarri
agei
s
overandcannotbeputtogetheragai
n.
Me:
Itwon'
tbef
ixedi
fyoudon'
tl
ovemeno
mor
e!
Her:Idon'
tl ovey ounomore.Ist
oppedlovi
ng
youwheny oubr oughtt
hatwomanbacki nour
house.Iknowt hatyouwereunderl
ovepotion,
butitwasr ealtome.Youcausedmesomuch
pai
ni maginable.Andbesideswewer esuppose
todivor
ceaf teryouwerecrownedKing.
Ican'
tbel
i
evet
hisr
ightnow!
Me: Soy oudon'
tlovemenomor e?Andhow
cany oublamemef orsomethingIhadno
controlover
?Youknowt hathadIbeenonr ight
senses,Iwouldn'thavedonewhatIdi dtoy ou!
Besides,yousaidthatyouforgiv
emef or
everythi
ngthatwentdown, whyar eyoubringing
i
tupnowagai n?
Her
:Becauseitwi
llal
waysbepartofmy
memory!Icannev
erforgetWandi
le.WhenIsee
you,Ij
ustseet
her
emembr
anceofmypai
nand
misery
.
Thatfeltl
ikeadaggerpiercedonmyhear t
.I
j
ustfeltnumbandoutofl ife.Howcanshesay
suchthingstome?Il ef
tthekitchenandwentt
o
theroom Iwil
lbesleepingin.
.
MorningcameandIwokeuptofi
ndmykids
nexttome.Howdidtheygeti
nwi
thoutme
noti
ci
ng?
Them:
HAPPYBI
RTHDAYDADDY!
!
If
orgott
hati
t'
smybi
rt
hday!Theywer
ehol
ding
acakeandcamebymysi
de.
Keo:
Happybi
rt
hdayy
ourmaj
est
y.
Me:
Thanky
ou.
Mxo:
Mom bakedt
hecake
Xol
i
:butIhel
ped.
Me:
Ofcour
sey
oudi
dpr
incess.Thanky
oumy
queen.
Mxogav
emeaf
rownyf
ace
Me:
What
'swr
ong?
Mxo:Whydon'
tyouaddressmeasmypr i
nce?
Youcal
lxol
ipr
incessandmom queen.
Iknewt
hatt
hisdaywascomi
ng.
Keo:Fatherandsondon'
tcalleachot herby
ti
tl
esjustli
keli
kemom anddaught er.Icall
xol
i
babyandIcalkyoumyprince.That'swhydaddy
cal
lsyousonandXol i
mypr i
ncess.
Me:
Exact
ly,
youar
emyboy
,mydude!Andxol
i
i
smypri
ncess.
Keo:
AndXol
ii
smygi
rl
!Andy
ouar
emypr
ince.
Mxo:
Ohhh!Thatmakessense!
Me:Butitdoesn'
tmeant haty
ouarenotmy
pr
ince,
youdef i
nit
elyar
ebutaddressy
ouasmy
pr
incei
sj ustgi
rl
yformeandI '
m aman.
Mxo:
goti
t.Amanaddr
essesawomanasmy
queenormypr
incess.
Keo:
Exact
ly.
.
Xol
i:
anduswomen,weaddr
essourmenasmy
ki
ngandmypri
nce.
Me:
Now,
canIcutmycake?
Them:
Yeah!
!
If
eltecstat
icbyhavi
ngmywi feandki
dsf ormy
bi
rt
hday ,
Iwantthisf
ortherestofmyli
fe.We
at
ecakeandcof feebutmil
kforourbabies.
Me:
Thi
scakei
sdel
i
cious.Thanky
oumyqueen
Her
:It
'sal
way
sapl
easur
emyKi
ng.
Iknowthatshestil
ll
ovesme, whatshesai
d
wasjusthurtt
alki
ngandnother.I'
m gonna
fi
ghtforher
,Iwill
beaf ool
ifIl
etgotofsucha
j
ewel.
Theki
dsl
eftt
her
oom af
terhav
ingt
hecake.
Me:
I'
m notgonnagi
veuponus.
Her
:Idon'
twanty
out
o.I
'
m sor
ryabout
yest
erday,
thepai
ngotthebestofme.Ir
eal
l
y
am t
ryingt
odealwit
hit
,butit
'shar
d.
Me:Canwegof orcounsell
ingtogether,
todeal
wi
thourmari
talissues?Iwill
gothrough
what
everj
usttogety oubackinmyl if
e.
Shenodandgav
emeasmi
l
e
Her:Okay,that'
sonesteptohealingand
reconnect
ing.AndIstil
ll
ovey ouwithal
lofme.
Tell
ingyout hatIdon'
tl
oveyounomor ef
eltl
i
ke
Iwast aki
ngawaymyoxy gen.Ithur
tmemor e
thanithurtyou.
Me:AndIl
oveyouwit
hal
lofme.Youar
ethe
boneofmybones.
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:Season5
{
inser
t19}
.
Thef
oll
owi
ngday
..
.
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
HerewearehandinhandwithWandil
e,faci
ng
DrDan'sof
fi
ce.Asweapproachedhisdoor,I
squeezedWandi
le'
sarmfordearl
if
e.
Wandi
l
e:Myl
ove
Me:
Hmm?
Wandi
l
e:Rel
ax,
it'
sgonnabeokay
.
Thent
her
ecept
ioni
stdi
rect
edust
ohi
sof
fi
ce.
DrDan:Yourmaj
est
ies,
I'
m honour
edt
oyouas
mycli
ents.
Me:
pleasur
eisal
lmi
ne
Wet ookaseat
,Iwasner
vousandIdon'tknow
whybecauseit
'snotmyf
irstt
imeat
tending
counsel
li
ng.
DrDan:Pl
easeknowthatwhatyouar
egoingt
o
sharewi
thmeisgonnastaybet
weenus,Dr
pati
ent
sconfi
dent
ial
i
ty.Soyour
elaxandj
ust
enj
oyt
hesessi
on.
Wandi
l
e:I
'
m gl
adt
oheart
hat
.
Dr
:Shal
lwebegi
n.
Webot
hnodded
Bot
h:Yes.
Dr:Iknowthatmostofroyalweddingsare
arr
angedsoI '
m gonnaspareyouthatquesti
on.
Beforegett
ingmarri
ed,whatarr
angementsor
dealdidyoubothmake?
Wandi l
e:Welluhm...Iwasinalongt erm
rel
ati
onshipwithNomal angaforteny ears
beforeKeowasi ntr
oducedt omeasmywi feto
be.Iwasn'tveryhappyaboutthear r
angement ,
butbecauseIwast heCr ownedprince,Ihadto
abi
debymycust om andagr eetothemar ri
age.
Sowemetatherpl acewhent heywer estil
li
n
varsi
ty.Andthedeal wemadewast ost ay
mar r
iedunti
lIwascr ownedkingthenwewi l
l
devorce.
Me: Andthedealwemadewi thNomalangais
thataft
er2mont hsofourmarri
age,hewil
lwed
herandalsothatIdon'
tengageinsexwit
h
Wandile.
Dr:
Isee.Solet
'sgettot
heweddi
ngceremony,
DrDlamini
,howdidyoufeel
whenyourbr
ide
walkeddowntheisl
e?
Wandi
l
esmi
l
ed.
Wandile:Wel
l.
..
.Shetookmybr eat
haway ,she
l
ookedl i
keanangel.Idi
dn'
tbeli
evethati
twas
heruntil
shereachedtheal
terwhereIwas
wait
ing.
Me:Well.
..It
houghtthaty
ouwer
ev er
y
handsomeandy oujustsmel
l
edtr
ouble.
Wandi
l
e:Iwas.
.
Andwechuckl
ed.
Me:
Iwasl
ike"ohGodt
hismani
stoogor
geous
t
obemarr
yingme".
Dr
:Whydi
dyout
hinkt
hat
?
Me:
Wellmostl
ybecauseIwasseeingapl
ayer
i
nhi
m andheart
break.Idon'
tl
ikemenwhoare
mor
egorgeousthanme.
Wandil
e:Wowreall
y?Andy
ety
ouf
ell
inl
ove
wi
ththi
sgorgeousman.
Me:
Yeahwhat
ever
..
Dr
:Soy
oubot
hfel
li
nlov
ewi
theachot
her
?
Me:
Yeswedi
d,af
ter6mont
hsofourmar
ri
age.
Wandi
l
e:Thr
eemont
hsf
orme.
..
Me:
What
?
Wandil
e:If
elli
nlovewit
hy outhr
eemonths
aft
erourweddingandIwasjustbei
ngindeni
al.
Iusedtohi
tyouduringthatt
imebecauseI
hatedhowIfel
taboutyou.
Dr
:Youusedt
oabusey
ourwi
fe?
Hel
ookedr
egr
etf
ul.
.
Hi
m: Yeah,andIr
egreti
tever
yday,Idon'
tknow
whatgotint
omet ohavecommi t
tedsucha
t
err
ibl
eact
.
Me:
It'
sokay
,If
orgav
eyoual
ongt
imeago.
Hi
m:Yeahwel
lIhav
en'
tfor
giv
enmy
sel
fyet
.
Dr:Yourmajest
yy ouneedtof
orgiveyour
sel
f.
Wasi tf
orthefi
rstti
mey ouhi
tawomanordi d
youdoittootherwomeny oudated?
Him:Itwasf
ort
hef
ir
standl
astt
imeIl
aidmy
handsonawoman.
Dr:Ok.Obvi
ouslyyouhavehadmoment'
sthat
youshared,t
ellmeyourbestmoment
syou
shareabouteachother
..
Me:Well
minewasthef
ir
stt
imewemetalone
j
ustthet
woofus,i
twasonl
yforaf
ewseconds
buti
twasawesometome.
Him:Whatmomentwast
hat?Becausewe
shar
edsomanymomentsinspl
itseconds.
Me:October19,Whenyouwerelooki
ngf or
Anel
einmyr oom.Iwaslosti
nyoureyesand
wasmesmer isedbyhowhotyouarecloseby.
Andy
ousai
d
Hi
m:"Don'
tyouknowit
'sr
udet
ostar
e".I
r
ememberthat
.Youev
enremembert
hedate?
Wow!
Hecutmeof fandwebot hchuckl
ed..Me:I
couldn'
tbeli
evehowcoul daspecimenbethis
gorgeous.Thelaststat
ementyousaidmade
meexci t
edandf rust
rat
edatthesamet i
me.
"nextti
mey oushouldtakeapict
ureitl
ast
l
onger "
.Ooohweee!Inmymi ndIwasl i
keoff
er
accepted!
Heblushedandl
aughed.Thedoct
oral
so
smi
led.
Him: Haiwena!Mi
newaswhenweexchanged
vows, Whenwewerestari
ngateachother'
s
souls.It
rul
ysawabeautif
ulsoul
,butIhat
edit
becauseattheti
me,Anelewasinlovewit
hthi
s
soulandIwasmar r
yingher
.Sothatmademe
upsetandangry.
Dr
:Why
?Yourmar
ri
agewasar
ranged.
Him:Wel
l,mybr ot
herbeggedmenott oget
marri
edt
ot hi
swomanbecausehewasi nlove
wit
hher,
soi nli
vewithherthatheki
dnapped
her5daysbeforeourwedding.
Dr
:Youwer
eki
dnapped?
Me: Yeah.Iwasi nl
ovewi t
hhimt ooatthatti
me,
butIcouldn'
tbewi t
hhi m.FortheyearsIhave
knownhi sbrot
herwehav eneverbeenint
imate,
actual
ly,wewer eneverinvol
ved.Wewer ejust
fr
iendswhol ovedeachot her
.
Hi
m:From t
hatdayt
il
lnow,I
'
m st
il
lwonder
ing
whyy
ouguy sdi
dn'
tdate.
Me:Wel l
likeyourself,Anelehadagi rl
fri
endand
hewaswr i
tten"don'tt
ryme"i nhi
sf orehead.
Al
loftheDl aminibrotherswer ewrit
tent hat
.
Char
mi ngandhear tbreakers.Iwentthrougha
l
otbecauseoft hem, j
ustforknowingt hem and
meeti
ngt heirparents.
Hi
m:WowKeo!
Me:I
t'
st r
ue, l
ookatwhatsi st
erwifeNomsput
methrough.Shet hr
eatenedmyl i
fe,ki
dnapped
metwice,tort
uredmeandal mostgotmeki l
l
ed.
SheandLut handoattackedmeinr es.
Hi
m:Okay
!Yeaht
hat
'sal
ot.
Me:
Exact
ly.
Dr
:Thatmusthav
ebeenhect
ic.
Me:i
twasandexhausti
ngtoo.Tobeharassed
f
ornothi
ngbutknowi
ngtheroyalf
amil
y.
Dr:speaki
ngofsi
sterwi
fe.Howwasy
our
rel
ati
onshipwi
thher?
Me: Yoooh!Li
kecatsanddogs.Wewereal
way s
oneachot her
'sthr
oat
sphysical
l
yso.I
twasjust
terr
ibl
e,wecouldn'
tevensi
tinonepl
ace
together
.
Dr
:Andhowdiditmakey
ouf
eel
hav
ingy
our
wi
vesfi
ghtl
i
kethat?
Him:I
thurtme,youknow?Il
ovedbot
hoft
hem
andIj
ustcoul
dn'
ttakesi
des,
theymademefeel
l
i
keIwasbigdaddyandtheywer
emyki
ds
f
ight
ingf
ormyattent
ion.
Me: Wel l
itwasn'
tliket hat,Iwasn'tfi
ghtingf or
yourat t
enti
on.Ididn'tgiveadamnabouty ou.I
wasf ighti
ngforrespectf rom her.Iwant ed
not hi
ngt odowi thy oubackt hen, i
nf actafter
youmar r
iedher,
Ijustwant edtoleav ethe
mar r
iagebeforethirdmont hofourmar ri
age
elapsed, Iknewthatshewasgonnagi veme
griefev enwhenIwaskeepi ngmydi stance
fr
om y ou.Shewasj usttrouble.
Thesessionwi thDrDanwentonandonf ortwo
hours.Talki
ngaboutourunf orget
tableexes,
if
west i
lll
ovethem.I twasqui tealot.Butit
hel
pedusal ot,wer econnectedandwer eopen
toeachot her.Wehadhear ttoheartsessi
ons,
whichtearedbot hofus.

~Wandi
l
e~
.
Iseri
ousl yneedt ogetr idofNomsbef oreI
compl etelylosethel oveofmyl i
fe.I'
m onmy
waybackt othepal ace,Ispentthewhol e5
daysatKeo' splaceandi twasawesome.We
didn'
tmakel ovet houghnordi dweki ssbutwe
tookt i
met ogett oknoweachot herbet terand
toreconnectemot i
onall
y ,spi
ri
tuall
yand
ment all
y.Thesect i
onswi t
hDrDanwer e
absolutelygoodf orus,it'
sjustwhatweneeded
toopenupmor et oeachot her
.Wel earnedso
muchf r
om hi m.Hehasbeenmar r
iedfor50
yearsandcount ing.Iwantt hatforKeoandI ,t
o
staytoget heruntilwear edustont hegr ound.
Ourtimet oget
herwasj ustphenomenal ,Ididn't
wanttol eaveourbubbley et,butIhadt o,so
thatourbubbledon'tgetbust edbyNomsagai n.
Thatcanonl ybeachi evedifshedi es.No,I'
m
notplanningonget t
ingherki l
led,I
'mj ustsaying
orshouldIsayt hi
nkingabouti t.ButIcan'tget
tokil
lherbecausemyhear twon'tletme.Iwas
i
naser iousrelati
onshipwithherf or10y ears
befor
ewegotmar r
ied,andi
t'snotthatsimpl
e
tofor
getaboutthat.Ihavet
riedbutIhave
fai
l
ed,Nomswi llal
way sbeinmyhear t,
justl
i
ke
Boowhowi l
lalwaysbei nKeo'sheart
.
Weopenedupaboutourex esandhowwest il
l
feel
aboutthem atcounsel
l
ing,itwasn'
teasy
openingup,buti
nordertoreconnectwit
hKeo
emotional
ly
,Webot hhadtoopenup.
Backtonow; Iar
ri
vedatthepalaceandfound
mom sitt
ingatthepat
iosippi
ngsomecof fee,
I
wavedatherandshewav edbackt henIwent
i
nside.
Mybr othersar
en'thereyet,t
hat'
sweirdduri
ng
thi
stimet hey'
realwaysinsowhyar en'
tthey
here?Itdoesn'
tmat ter
.Iwentupstai
rstomy
room andmyj awj ustdropped.
Noms:
Happybi
rt
hdaybaby
..
Iwasstunned!Shelookeddel
iciousinherblack
l
inger
ie,
shestil
lhasthatfi
rm assandbreast,
youwouldn'
tsayshehadababy ,damn!Thisis
f
uckent
ort
uret
omyf
lesh.
Me:
Whoa!Al
lthatf
orme?
Her:Yes,youwereawayandwedidn'
tgeta
chancetocelebr
ateyourbi
rt
hday
,sonowthat
youareback,youcanunwrapmebecauseI'
m
yourpresent
.
Thi
si sact
ualt
or t
uretomeIcan'
thav
ethi
s
for
biddenfr
uit
,itdoesn'
tbel
ongt
ome.
Me:Babe,
Iappreciat
eyouf
ordoingthi
sforme,
butI
'
m seri
ouslynoti
nthemood.Ihadalong
fl
i
ghtandIjustwanttor
est
.I'
m sor
rybabe.
Her
:It
'sokay
,Iunder
stand.
Sheputonhergown,
thenIputmybagsonmy
cl
oset
,tookof
fmyshoesandr est
edonmybed.
Afewmi nuteslat
erIfel
therhandthrobbi
ngmy
cock,
fuck!Ieventual
l
ybecamehar dforher.
Damnt hi
swomanf orhermagichands.
Me:
Babe,
pleasest
op.It
oldy
out
hatI
'
m noti
n
t
hemood
Her
:That
'snotwhatcr
enuckl
essaysbecause
hei
shardasarockandreadyforact
ion.
Fuck,I
'm screwed!Godpl easesendsomeone
tomyr escue.Sheunzippedmypant sand
fuckenblowedme.Fuck!Fuck!Shei sgivi
ngme
deepthroatmakingmesqui ll
withpl
easure.Oh
God!Hearmycr y,
Ican'tholdonanylonger.
Thensuddenl yt
herewasaknock, t
hankGod!
"
Baf
o,weneedt
otal
k"
Me:
I'
m comi
ng
"Don'
tkeepuswai
ti
ng!"
Thenhel
eftt
hedoor
.
Me:
BabeIneedt
oat
tendmybr
other
s.
Ijumpedoutofbedandwentt ohav eacold
showersot hatmainmancansl eep.Hef i
nal
ly
fell
andIgotoutoft heshowerlot
ionedmy
body ,
gotdressedandleftmyroom togo
downst ai
rsandmeetupwi thmybr other
.
.
[
01/
23,
16:
22]Wadz
:Season5
{
inser
t20}
seasonf
inal
e
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
I'
m sitti
ngonmycouchwi t
hmybabi espl ayi
ng
onthef loorandIcan' thelpbutsmi l
eatt hem.
Theyr emindmeoft heirfatherwhohasn' t
call
edt otellmet hathear r
ivedsafely.But
may behei sresting,phelatheroadfrom Bl oem
toDur bsistiri
ng.Gosh, Imisshimt hough.My
bubblef eel
sincompl etewi t
houthi
m.Goshhe
i
ssuchagor geousspeci men!Perfectinev ery
way, hiseyes,hisli
ps, i
sglori
ouscompl exion.
Hispi ct
ureonmymi ndmakesmegi gglel i
kea
school gir
l.
"
mommyy ouaresmil
ingt
oomuch,
arey
ou
t
hinki
ngaboutdaddy
?"
I
'
m st
art
ledbymyson
Me:
NoI
'
m not
.
Xoli
:Onl
ydaddy
'st
houghtmakey
ousmi
l
eli
ke
that
.
Theseki
dsneh!
Me:Okay!Iwast
hinki
ngaboutdaddy
,Imi
ss
hi
m al
ready
Xol
i
:Imi
sshi
mtoo
Mxo:
Buthewasj
usther
eaf
ewmi
nut
esago
Xol
i
:Hour
sMxo!Hour
snotmi
nut
es.
Mxo:
Women!
Haithesetwocrackmeup.Theyaresocut e
whent heyar
gue,i
tremindsmeofmyl ate
br
otherandme.Mom usedt oyell
atuswhen
wehaddebat es,
li
kehealwayscall
edthem.I
misshim somuch.Itseemsli
keyester
day
whenhewasher e.
.
Isuddenl
ygotchi
l
lsonmybody
.Ismel
ltr
oubl
e
coming,Ihaveafeel
i
ngthatsomethi
ngbadi
s
abouttohappenandIneedtotakemybabi
es
tosafet
y.Ineedt
omov enow
Mxo:
Mommyar
eyouokay
?
Me:YesbabyI
'
mfi
ne,
Ijustwantust
ogot
o
dad'
s.
Them:
YEAH!
!!
Theset
wocanscr
eam y
oh!
Me:
Putony
ourj
ersey
s,i
t'
scol
dout
side.
TheydidasIinstr
uctedthem,thenIputtheir
shoesonast heywereplayi
ngbar ef
ootont he
carpet
.Itookmycarkey sandheldtheirhands
aswewer eapproachingthedoor.Ineedtoget
them outri
ghtawaybeforedangerapproaches.
.
AssoonasIopenedt hedoor
,ther
ewasaman
standi
ngtherewithagunonhi
shand.OhGod!
Thiscannotbehappeni
ngtome!Westepped
backashepoi nt
edthegunonme.
Hi
m:Goi
ngsomewher
eyourmaj
est
y?
Mxo:
Mommywhat
'
sgoi
ngon?
Xol
i
:whoi
sthi
smanmommy
?
Him:Ncaawhowdisgusti
ng,y
ourl
it
tlebust
ards
areaski
ngyouaquesti
onmommy .Toobad
theydon'
tknowt
hatyoualsodon'
tknowwhoI
am.
Thismanlookssothi
rst
yforblood.Hei
sver
y
scary,
somanyterr
ibl
escars.OhGod!Iwas
star
ingatt
hedevi
lhimself
!
Me:Pl
ease,
don'
thar
m mybabies.Shootme
i
nst
eadandlett
hem l
i
ve,
please.
Helaughedatmeandt hatki
ll
edmysoul .Itf
elt
l
ikeIwaspleadi
ngfornothi
ng.Likehewas
gonnakil
lusanywayir
respect
iveofthepleadsI
made.
Me:Please,
whatev
erNomalangaispay
ingy
ou,
Iwi
l
l paydoubl
e.Pl
easedon'
tshootmybabi
es.
Hel
aughedatmeagai
n.
Him:Idon'
twantyourmoneylady,Iwanttosee
yousuff
erwhenIevent
uall
ykil
lyourbustards,
f
reshbloodmakesmegetjitt
ers.
OhGod!Pleasehelpme!Mybabiescannotbe
t
akenawayf r
om me, Ican'
tl
oset
hem.This
manlooksruthl
ess.
Him:Justwait
ingf
ort
her
ingandt
heywi
l
lbe
gone,f
orever
!
Thenhelaughedy etagai
n.Myheartst
opped
foramoment ,If
elthelpl
ess.Andmygunisi
n
thesaf
e.Shit
!Thei mpostermadeacallt
o
Nomalangaobv i
ously.
Him:
Bosslady,Ihav
ethem,
justsay
bthewor
d
andt
hejobisdone.
I
'
m ont
hev
ergeofl
osi
ngmybabi
es!
Him:
Ar eyousur
e?Icanmakeacl
eanj
obf
or
your
ightnow.
Thenhehungupt
hephone.Iwentnumb,t
hisi
s
i
t!I
'm act
ual
l
ygoi
ngt
oseemybabi esdi
e!But
I
'm gonnaf
ight
,I'
m notgoi
ngdownt
hateasi
l
y
wit
houtafi
ght.
Him:Seemsli
kebossladywantyouali
vefor
sometime.Don'
tgett
oocomf or
tabl
e,youwil
l
bedeadsoon.
.
~Wandi
l
e~
.
Thatwascl
osedammi
t!Butt
hanky
ouGodf
or
thedi
str
act
ion.
Me:
Gent
lemen
Anel
e:Baf
o,i
t'
sti
mef
oroper
ati
on"
got
ime"
.
Thi
sisbl
oodygoodnews.
Me:Goodwor
kbrot
her
s.NowIcandeal
wit
h
t
hatwomanonceandf
oral
l.
Iwentupstairst
ocall Nomsdownbutshe
camedownbef oreIreachedt
het
opofthe
stai
rs.Inot
icedthatshehadagunonthehand
shewashi
dingonherback.Sosheknowst
hat
weareont
oher.
Me:
Iguessy
ouknowt
haty
ouar
escr
ewed.
Her:No,I'
m notactual
l
yscrewed,
butyouonthe
otherhandarescrewedbecauseofy
ourplans
togetridofme.
Il
aughed.Ther easonwhyIwaspr et
endi
ngto
sti
lkbeunderherspellwasbecausemy
brotherswerebusygett
ingr
idofhermen,so
shehasnol egtostandon,wewipedoutthe
whol egang.
Me:Ohcupcake,all
yourpl
anst
oav
engey
our
f
atherhasbeendestr
oyed.
Shel
aughed.
Her:Wellsor
ryt
odisappointyouLove, butIhad
planBandCi fi
thappensthatplanAf ail
s.So
youtarni
shedmyfir
stplan,sonowpl anBi sin
mot i
on.
Guar
dscamei
nthehouse.
Me:
guar
d,di
sar
mthi
swoman.
Theydi
dn'
tmov
e
Her
:Ohhoney
,al
lyourtr
ust
ful
guar
dsar
edead,
t
hesear
emymen.Di sar
mthem.
Fuck!Iunderest
imatedthi
sbi
tch!Shei
s
smarterthanIthought
.
Me:I
'
mi mpressed,
Iactuall
ydidn'tseet
hat
comi
ng.Butli
keyoursel
f,IhadplanBandC.
Wher
eisyoursonNomal anga?
Shepani
cked,
that
'sagoodsi
gn.
Her:
Ihaveyourpreci
ousKeoandherl
i
ttl
e
bust
ardst
oo!PlanC.
Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!
Me:
Youf
uckenbi
tch!
Her
:Thankyou.Andyoucangoaheadandkill
Ol
wethu,I
'
m sti
ll
young,Icanhav
eotherbabi
es.
Thi
sbi
tchi
scrazi
erthanIt
hought
!Shewould
act
ual
l
ysacr
if
iceherownsonforrev
enge.
Me:
What?Youarebluff
ing,
youl
ovey
ourson
t
oomuchtowanthim dead.
.
Het
henmadeacal
landhi
ssonwasbr
oughti
n.
Hi
m:mommy
!
Thensheshothersononthehead!Mybr
other
s
andIwereshocked!Myhear
tsank.
Her:
Nowy ouhavenothi
ngagai
nstme.If
somethinghappenstome,thet
winswil
lal
so
di
ewhi l
eKeoi swatchi
ng.
Thi
sisnotgoi
ngt
hewayIpl
anned.
Her
:Pager
oJunioriswit
hyourlov
elyf
ami
l
yand
i
fImakearing,
theyaredead.
OhGod,
Ineedami
racl
eri
ghtnow.
Her
:Youki
ll
edt
heonl
yper
sonIl
ookedupt
o
mystr
engt
h!
Thensheshotmybr
other
s!
Me:
NOOOO!NOOO!NOO!
!YOUFUCKEN
BI
TCH!
!!
mywai tinggunmenshott hemenwhower e
surroundingus.Buttheycoul
dn'tshoot
Nomal anga,Iwantedtokil
lhermy sel
f.Shi
tthey
don'tknowt hatI
'm di
sarmed.Shit
!OhGod
pleasesav emybrothers,t
heylookedsolif
eless.
Her:Iguesst
hat'
sy ourpl
anC.Youtookmef or
afoolWandil
e!Ilov
edy ouandyouplayedme!
YouarethereasonwhyI '
mliket
hisandyou
gonnapaywithyourlif
e!
Asshewasabouttopul
lther
iggeronme,
she
gotshoti
nthehead.
Her
:Youf
uckenbi
tch!
Shet
henfell
downstai
rst
oherdeat
h.Lut
hando
cameinwit
haguninherhands.
Lu:
Iki
l
ledher
..
.Iki
l
ledmyf
ri
end.
..
Shewasi
nshock.
Me:
Luyouneedt
opul
lyour
sel
ftoget
her
!Cal
l
t
hepol
i
ceandambul
ancenow!
Lu:
Iki
l
ledher
..
.It
ookal
i
fe.
..
Me:
Lusnapoutofi
t!Cal
lnow!
!
Icheckedmybr other
'spul
ses,Anel
eand
Andiswawerest i
l
l al
i
ve.Butmytwinbrother
andAneliswaweredead.Myhear tbr
oke,Iwent
tocompleteshock.Ibrokedownandcriedfor
them.
.
Afewmi nuteslater,thepolicecamei nandt he
ambulanceat tendedmysur vi
vi
ngbr others.I
pul
ledmy sel
ftoget her.Ineedtosav emywi fe
andkids.Mom i si nEngl and,vi
sit
ingther oyal
whalesfami ly
.Thisi sgoi ngtokil
lher.Ifail
edto
saveallofmybr others!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!
.
Thepoliceclearedal
lthedeadbodiesi
nthe
houseincludingmybrother
s.AndIwas
devast
at edandangryatmy sel
f.I
fIhadl
ist
ened
tomyfat her,
nonofthiswouldhavehappened.I
needt
opullmysel
ftoget
herandgoandrescue
myfamil
y.Thedet
ecti
vesquest
ionedme.
Me: Detecti
veIcan'
tansweryourquest
ions
ri
ght,mywi feandkidsarei
ndanger!That
womansentsomeonet okil
lmywifeandmy
chi
ldreninBloem!!Ineedtogoandsav ethem
beforei
t '
stoolat
e!
Theymadecal
l
stot
heBl
oem Pol
i
cest
ati
on
Me:They'
dprobabl
ybedeadbef oret
heyeven
r
eachthehouse!I'
m gonnahol
dy oual
k
r
esponsi
blef
orthedeathofmywi feandki
ds!
.
~Keokopant
swe~
.
I'
m sweati
ngli
kecrazyandmybabi
esare
asleepnow,ThankGod!Ineedt
ofi
ghtt
hisman
todeath.
Me:
Puty
ourgundownandf
ightmel
i
keaman!
Hi
m:Bi
tch,Idon'
tfi
ghtwomen.I
t'
sani
nsul
tto
mymanhood.
Me:
Youar
esuchapeni
s!Fi
ghtme!
!
Hi
m:Youhav
ebal
l
sneh!
Igrabbedt hegunonhi shandsandwef ought
foritt
hensuddenl yitwentofft
wice.Mybabies
werescr eamingandt hepoli
cebrokethedoor
downandshothi m dead.FuckIwasshottoo..
.
ButIpushedmy selfthr
oughthepaintocal
m
mybabi esdown.
Me:It
'sokaybabi
es,i
t'
sover,
youar
esaf
e,t
he
pol
i
cecamet oourrescue.
Theyevent
uall
ycal
meddown.Theambul ance
cameandt ookmetohospit
al.Iprayedallthe
waytheref
ormyhusband'ssurviv
al.Lethim be
okayGod..