INT.

HOME DAY

KYLE is at home and feels he’s a bit peckish and decides to

order some food, he loads up McDelivery and places and order
for a happy meal

Coincidentally EREN one of JIMMY’s friends and drug clients,

orders one too.

INT. MCDONALDS DAY

BOSS
Hey Jimmy get these two
Orders delivered for me as soon as possible

JIMMY, a McDonalds worker, likes to to hit two birds with one

stone by disguising his drugs for his customers in McDonalds
happy meals as if he was to get pulled over by the cops it
would be the last place they’d check.

JIMMY
(sighs)
Why two? That’s going to
take me forever

BOSS
Just get it done before
I fire your ass

JIMMY
Fine then.

JIMMY walks out the McDonald’s with the two happy meals and
gets into his car and realizes one of the happy meals is for
his friend EREN, so he slips in a small sachet of cocaine.

EREN
Yo man where is my snow
It's only a little top up hurry up

JIMMY
Calm down man I’m on my way
I just got to deliver this other
order first then were good.

EREN
 Alright man but hurry up
I’m starting to get a bitch twitchy
I need it soon.

JIMMY
Give me 10 mins bro don’t worry

JIMMY hangs up the phone and starts to drive towards KYLE’S

house to make his first delivery

JIMMY pulls up to KYLE’S house and out of pure chance he picks

up the wrong happy meal and walks up to KYLE’S house

KYLE is sitting there idly staring into space on his couch

when he hears a knock on his door

JIMMY
Thanks for the order man
here’s your food

JIMMY hands over the happy meal with cocaine in it instead of

the normal one

KYLE
(excited)
Thank you bro!

JIMMY
No worries see you later

KYLE gets all excited as he runs up to his room with his happy
meal

KYLE
Oh boy I can’t wait to dig in

KYLE opens the happy meal and take out his 4 nuggets, chips
and his toy

Just as he takes them out and goes to throw the box away, he
discovers something else is in the bag

KYLE
(confused)
What the hell is this? They gave me
a bag of salt too?

KYLE takes out the bag of cocaine (which he still thinks is

salt) and goes to sprinkle it on his chips.

KYLE
 This salt smells weird?
ah who cares

KYLE starts to eat his chips when he starts to taste and smell
something that isn’t salt

Meanwhile JIMMY goes back to his car and starts to text EREN
that he’s on his way

KYLE
(disbelief)
Hold on a minute this isn’t salt
this is … COCAINE?

KYLE sits there staring at his happy meal

KYLE
(Angry)
Why have I been given this?

KYLE rushes downstairs with the rest of the cocaine sachet in

hand and opens the front door as he rushes out to find his
delivery driver. He sees JIMMY pulling away from his drive and
start to drive off

KYLE
(shouting)
HEY STOP! COME BACK HERE!

JIMMY doesn’t hear this as he’s playing music loud in his car
and is completely oblivious

KYLE goes into a fit of rage and starts sprinting towards the
car

KYLE
(Enraged)
STOP THE CAR THIS ISN’T
WHAT I ORDERED

Finally JIMMY looks at his side mirror and sees KYLE running
after him but decides he doesn’t care and keeps driving.

KYLE doesn’t give up and keeps sprinting as fast as he can to

catch up with the car

After a short period of time JIMMY pulls up to the traffic

lights which are red and sees KYLE charging towards him.

KYLE finally catches the car and goes the window

 KYLE
(Stressed)
OPEN THE WINDOW PLEASE

JIMMY sighs and rolls down the window

JIMMY
Man what the fuck do you want
why are you chasing my car?

KYLE
YOU GAVE ME A POUCH OF
COCAINE THAT’S WHY

JIMMY’S heart drops as he realises that he gave KYLE the wrong

happy meal

JIMMY
(Nonchalantly)
Oh shit my bad man I accidentally
gave you the wrong order that’s
for my drug buddy.

KYLE stands there in disbelief and stays silent with a

concerned look on his face

JIMMY
So can I have it back?
I have your real one here you can take this

JIMMY hands KYLE the other happy meal

KYLE
(Embarrassed)
Well I thought it was salt so I
sprinkled it on my chips and ate
them all in one go

JIMMY
So your telling me you sprinkled
my cocaine on your chips and
scoffed it all in one go?

KYLE
Sure did!

JIMMY doesn’t believe what he just heard and decides to get

out the car and walk over to KYLE
 KYLE
(Distressed)
Hey bro what’s wrong? What are you doing?

JIMMY goes to swing for KYLE but KYLE, a retired karate

instructor, manages to dodge it and pins JIMMY to the ground.
In the commotion JIMMYS phone falls out of his pocket

KYLE
(Angry)
Why did you do that for man!

KYLE gets his phone out

KYLE
That’s it I'm calling the cops
you asked for this

KYLE phones the police and gives them a quick rundown of the
situation and requests police units

After KYLE having JIMMY pinned to the floor for 7 minutes the
cops show up to where JIMMY and KYLE are.

POLICE MAN 1
You can get off him now will take
it from here.

KYLE gets of JIMMY and lets the police take control and hands
over the sachet of the remaining cocaine to the police officer
and explains how it was delivered too him and that he
accidentally ingested some.

After some time spent at the scene and questioning JIMMY is

then arrested by the police under the possession of class A
drugs with intent to supply.

JIMMY
(Angered)
IT WASN’T ME HE’S LYING.

As JIMMY is getting taken to the van his phone gets bombarded

with texts by EREN asking where the cocaine is.

The policeman sees the phone light up and glances at the texts
POLICEMAN 2
looks like you're not getting
your drugs after all you druggie twat.
THE END