LAUGHING CORNER

Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.

Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?
Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?
Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?
Sam: Thank you sir. That's a relief. I haven't done the homework.
Mother to Johnny: "how was your exam, is all questions difficult?"
Johnny: "No mom, all the questions were simple. It was the answers which gave me all the
trouble"!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil, who? Nevermind..it's
pointless.
Rohan asked Soham: Where did the cat go after losing it's tail? Soham replied: To the retail
store.
Did you hear the song of the Tortilla? Actually, it was more of a wrap! (rap)
One day, the chef asked his students, "How do you make an egg roll?" One student replied,
"Just push it!"
Anita was talking to her friend Shweta, "A book fell on my head yesterday!" To this. Shweta
replied. "You can only blame your shelf" (yourself)
НА НА НА НА НА!