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Cerver Cor Cdiot
Circulation (0000 cdition)
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by carkverb1, Cankine Che Cwesome,


Ctewie (ch 1.74754754745 - 1.8), Coraemon,
(Cka Conh che cat (cnd
crotogen))

cead coc cd
Chapter C0: Crolouge

cnnoying orang got 114454556856568586865 bitches and idiot


markverb1 (this is actually written by trash) jk pankine has 12
bitches lol! wo was a peodcjewhfviuerjuitjuieofr and then he
fucking died because of his lazy 1984 atitude

so then tux from slackware came and smoked a cigar which


made him rich for some reason, due to that, he played roblox
and committed 1934810481 federal crimes, after which he was
banished from the 1984 city of ingsoc because ingsoc was
dissolvd and fucking died due to that!!!!
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Chapter PB: CO CND CLAY CB95 COW


CNJOY CR CAME CILL CHE CEATH
COU CAN CNLY CLAY CB AND CTA

Chapter 1.0: pankine fucking dies (how original)


the year is 0000, pankine still has -78 bitches. he later died. and the universe
was like “lol pankine died” the end.

Chapter 1.666666666666666666: creepy paster!


there is lost version of progre bar version 0.666 that is very scared only system
is progre 666 and ig u launch ico eye come to home and house walk up stair ring
door bell and sing the dame da ne song and slowly eats your organ. again it lost
so if find DO NOT PLAY IT DEVIL GAME also hi i mean bye setap

Chapter 1.5695695695689: chaos counter


bad day for Crceus. Crceus accidentally sent 1 wrong numb76676767r in
couing server whatever the ficj iot was cald and ruin ont and gotr ban fro ruin
count also arch linux died. the end.

Chapter 1.8: ceath


💀
the ed
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Chapter 2: The Crypton quest

Jonh entered the room, wearing his fursuit, for some reason he couldn’t
stop talking about the noble gas “Krypton”, Setap found this weird (he finds
anyone that doesn’t watch anime and loves Japan weird smh), and Jonh started
explaining about his obsession with Krypton.

Everyone laughed, that mf was too goofy to be Jonh, in fact, he WAS


Jonh, but goofier, foolish.

Someone suggested to test him with the Morb and Lean test, the results

🤓
were surprising, less than 10 morbillion morbs and more than 3 cups of lean,
surely he was turning into a .

The only medication was MorbMed, made of 100% morb gas (neon),
which nobody had, truly sad…

Chapter 3: Pankine vs the annoying orange


Pankine enters his kitchen to find a orange… that
talks!!!!??? the orange says, hey, hey smelly! pankine
responds in IM NOT SMELLY, I AM A PANKINE THE
AWEOSME! orange says noo ur not, pankine says fuck
you then, and goes out,
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pankine then gets a knife and hides it behind him, he says


“hey, hey orange”, “What?” The orange says. “KNIFE!”
Pankine screams out loud and uses it on the orange. The
annoying orange is no more.
END OF CHAPTER

Chapter 4: Children in my basement (by UstaYussuf)


Ok guys i think you all know that i have a morbillion children in my
basement. One day thought I wanted to add someone who is not a
child to the pile. I had two options. I would either kidnap Putin or
Kim-Jung un. So I chose Kim-Jung un. I went to South Korea first.
Icoeye helped me to illegally pass to NK. Plot twist is that I had a
nuke with me. So I blew up North Korea. Got Kim-JunC
g Un with me tho. He now belongs to my basement with some
children. A few of these children were there for 10 or more years. I
did various experiments with them such as turning them to Morbius.
Anyways I’m selling children for 10 bucks each. If you want one
please dm on discord. Btw you can buy Kim-Jung un for a morbillion
dollars if you want to. Delivery will be done by Icoeye, you can get
your package before Christmas.

THE END

Chapter 5: The arrival of Micheal Morbius


Setap gets fucking shot in the legs 27 times. Michesl morbius falls from the sky
crushing setap and all his bitches. Morbing begins. Everyone withing the 10km
area turns into micheal ormbius. The mobrius army repears to attack
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Washington Dc. but Micheal m,orbbuis don’t excpt that someone esle is here.

the anoy orh arrivs

micheal
mobrus fucking dies and the world is safe, the government finds out Mobrius
was truly a brainwashing device and the movie is banned in the united states.
but a nation ebraces morbius. GERMANY BRAINwashes it’zs Citizns AND
ATTAVCKS NEIGBRONIG NATIONS ATTACKING CITIZENS WITH THE
MORBIUS MOVIE TRAILER, BRAINWASHING THEM. IT’S THE END OF
THE WORLD, IT

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CHAPTER SIXEVEN!

setap installs linux to eat warnodnd s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXU5NNj3ftc
and then he dekletews morbus on teh earth
people then piss their pants because morbius is a bootleg movie about
vambaries. setap meets clippy and then teams up with him to download some..
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stuff also MORBUIS CAME BACK WITH HIS BIG LASER PISS WOW
they’re gonna now fight him in windows 7 and meets mr joey drip (this guy)

Chapter 7: Orange Nya Nya Style!


[Intro]
Orange nya nya style
Nya nya style

[Verse 1]
I am an orange
People say that I'm annoying
Say what you want
'Cause I'm
Certainly not boring

I hang out in the stables


With a bunch of unicorns
And I ride them into outer space
Honking uni-horns
I hang out with Pear

In the kitchen every day


We really like it here (We do)
We're having fun times every day
Even Squash is here (Eww!)
Marshmallow is really happy
With his teddy bear (Yay!)
His evil teddy bear (Yay!)
[Pre-Chorus]
A rock candy monster

[Chorus]
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Orange nya nya style

Nya nya style


Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Orange nya nya style
Nya nya style
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Hey
Flexxy Grapey
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Orange nya nya style
Hey
Midget Apple
I really don't know what's going on here, you guys

[Verse 2]
Everyone knows
That I'm the best dancer

But Pear is pretty good


When he takes a dance enhancer
We dance anywhere we want
Anytime we please
'Cause it's the only way we know
How to stay away from bees
I hang out with Pear
In the kitchen every day
We really like it here (We do?)
We're having fun times every day
Even Squash is here (Eww!)
Marshmallow is really happy
With his teddy bear
His evil teddy bear (Yay!)

[Pre-Chorus]
And then he
Fought a monster
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Bigger than (Hey!)


Godzilla (Hey!)

A rock candy monster


Bigger than (Hey!)
Godzilla (Hey!)
He just went
Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya
Nya! Nya! Nya! Nya! Nya! Nya!
[Chorus]
Orange nya nya style
Nya nya style
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Orange nya nya style
Nya nya style
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Hey
Flexxy Grapey
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Orange nya nya style
Hey
Midget
Apple
I still don't know what's going on here, guys

same this is not a bootleg movie

Chapter 7.1: another thing written by setapede


Demo son nanja dame
Mou son naja hora
Kokoro wa shinka suruyo
Motto motto
Kotoba ni sureba kiechau kankei nara
Kotoba wo keseba iiyatte
Omotteta osoretera
Dakedo are? Nanka chigau kamo...
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Senri no michi mo ippo kara!


Ishi no you ni katai sonna ishi de
Chiri mo tsumoreba yamato Nadeshiko?
"Shi" nuke de
Iya shinuki de!

Fuwa fuwari fuwa fuwaru


Anata ga namae wo yobu
Sore dake de chu he ukabu
Fuwa fuwaru fuwa fuwari
Anata ga waratte iru
Sore dake de egao ni naru
Chapter 8: htthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfDKhnGg8y0
setap is now listening to my album (this one)

joey drip no like it


setap broke the record, and
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HEY SHITASS WATCH ME SPEEDRUN


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BYE

GEM FOUND! - Pankine The awesome


sauce!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch
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?v=EfDKhnGg8y0KhnGg8y0grand p appay lemon

epic - markverb1 hi mark


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angle of nothing
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the loniest girl in world??? setapede exist FUClegenoh


wsait setpaede is a FEMBOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! own ed
IM MARSHMEWQLLOW! I LOVE UNICORN!!! YAYYYY!!!!

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Chapter ???: Introducing


Marshmallow,YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch this to learn more.

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