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NARRATOR: ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A CUTE LITTLE DUM-DUM CALLED FLUFFU, HE WAS A—

FLUFFU: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH WITH THE BORING STORIES LET’S JUST WATCH THE MOVIE.

NEIGHBOR: WOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN WILL YA’

FLUFFU: I DIDN’T SAID ANYTHING

NEIGHBOR: YOU DARE (BLEEP) LIE TO ME.

FLUFFU: WHAT A POTTY MOUTH.

NEIGHBOR: WHAT WAS THAT?

FLUFFU: YOUR DEAF YOU CANT HEAR ANYTHING.

NEIGHBOR: WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU.

FLUFFU: NEVER MIND. SO ANYWAYS THIS MOVIE CONTAINS TEARS OF LAUGHTER.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

FLUFFU: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY…

(CONTINUES SINGING)

PERSON: UGH… WORST PARTY EVER

FLUFFU: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YYYYOUUUUU

FLUFFU: ANYONE HERE… HELLO?

FLUFFU: GUESS THEY LEFT SO EARLY.

FLUFFU: OH WAIT IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

(CHILL MUSIC)

FLUFFU: (YAWNS) I SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP.

ONE DAY LATER.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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