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- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up. - Hear about Frankie?

Looking sharp. - Yeah.

Use the stairs. Your father - You going to the funeral?

paid good money for those. - No, I'm not going.

Sorry. I'm excited. Everybody knows,

Here's the graduate. sting someone, you die.

We're very proud of you, son. Don't waste it on a squirrel.

A perfect report card, all B's. Such a hothead.

Very proud. I guess he could have

Ma! I got a thing going here. just gotten out of the way.

- You got lint on your fuzz. I love this incorporating

- Ow! That's me! an amusement park into our day.

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. That's why we don't need vacations.

- Bye! Boy, quite a bit of pomp...

Barry, I told you, under the circumstances.

stop flying in the house! - Well, Adam, today we are men.

- Hey, Adam. - We are!

- Hey, Barry. - Bee-men.

- Is that fuzz gel? - Amen!

- A little. Special day, graduation. Hallelujah!

Never thought I'd make it. Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

Three days grade school, please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

three days high school. Welcome, New Hive Oity

Those were awkward. graduating class of...

Three days college. I'm glad I took ...9:15.

a day and hitchhiked around the hive. That concludes our ceremonies.

You did come back different. And begins your career

- Hi, Barry. at Honex Industries!

- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it's just orientation. - Right. You're right.

Heads up! Here we go. - At Honex, we constantly strive

Keep your hands and antennas to improve every aspect

inside the tram at all times. of bee existence.

- Wonder what it'll be like? These bees are stress-testing

- A little scary. a new helmet technology.

Welcome to Honex, - What do you think he makes?

a division of Honesco - Not enough.

and a part of the Hexagon Group. Here we have our latest advancement,

This is it! the Krelman.

Wow. - What does that do?

Wow. - Oatches that little strand of honey

We know that you, as a bee, that hangs after you pour it.

have worked your whole life Saves us millions.

to get to the point where you Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

can work for your whole life. Of course. Most bee jobs are

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen small ones. But bees know

Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. that every small job,

Our top-secret formula if it's done well, means a lot.

is automatically color-corrected, But choose carefully

scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured because you'll stay in the job

into this soothing sweet syrup you pick for the rest of your life.

with its distinctive The same job the rest of your life?

golden glow you know as... I didn't know that.

Honey! What's the difference?

- That girl was hot. You'll be happy to know that bees,

- She's my cousin! as a species, haven't had one day off

- She is? in 27 million years.

- Yes, we're all cousins. So you'll just work us to death?

We'll sure try. - Hi, Jocks!

Wow! That blew my mind! You guys did great!

"What's the difference?" You're monsters!

How can you say that? You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

One job forever? - I wonder where they were.

That's an insane choice to have to make. - I don't know.

I'm relieved. Now we only have Their day's not planned.

to make one decision in life. Outside the hive, flying who knows

But, Adam, how could they where, doing who knows what.

never have told us that? You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen

Why would you question anything? Jock. You have to be bred for that.

We're bees. Right.

We're the most perfectly Look. That's more pollen

functioning society on Earth. than you and I will see in a lifetime.

You ever think maybe things It's just a status symbol.

work a little too well here? Bees make too much of it.

Like what? Give me one example. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it

I don't know. But you know and the ladies see you wearing it.

what I'm talking about. Those ladies?

Please clear the gate. Aren't they our cousins too?

Royal Nectar Force on approach. Distant. Distant.

Wait a second. Oheck it out. Look at these two.

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Oouple of Hive Harrys.

- Wow. - Let's have fun with them.

I've never seen them this close. It must be dangerous

They know what it's like being a Pollen Jock.

outside the hive. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me

Yeah, but some don't come back. against a mushroom!

- Hey, Jocks! He had a paw on my throat,

and with the other, he was slapping me! Son, let me tell you about stirring.

- Oh, my! You grab that stick, and you just

- I never thought I'd knock him out. move it around, and you stir it around.

What were you doing during this? You get yourself into a rhythm.

Trying to alert the authorities. It's a beautiful thing.

I can autograph that. You know, Dad,

A little gusty out there today, the more I think about it,

wasn't it, comrades? maybe the honey field

Yeah. Gusty. just isn't right for me.

We're hitting a sunflower patch You were thinking of what,

six miles from here tomorrow. making balloon animals?

- Six miles, huh? That's a bad job

- Barry! for a guy with a stinger.

A puddle jump for us, Janet, your son's not sure

but maybe you're not up for it. he wants to go into honey!

- Maybe I am. - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

- You are not! - I'm not trying to be funny.

We're going 0900 at J-Gate. You're not funny! You're going

What do you think, buzzy-boy? into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

Are you bee enough? - You're gonna be a stirrer?

I might be. It all depends - No one's listening to me!

on what 0900 means. Wait till you see the sticks I have.

Hey, Honex! I could say anything right now.

Dad, you surprised me. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

You decide what you're interested in? Let's open some honey and celebrate!

- Well, there's a lot of choices. Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.

- But you only get one. Shave my antennae.

Do you ever get bored Shack up with a grasshopper. Get

doing the same job every day? a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud. A bee died. Makes an opening. See?

- We're starting work today! He's dead. Another dead one.

- Today's the day. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Oome on! All the good jobs Dead from the neck up.

will be gone. Dead from the neck down. That's life!

Yeah, right. Oh, this is so hard!

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, Heating, cooling,

stirrer, front desk, hair removal... stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

- Is it still available? humming, inspector number seven,

- Hang on. Two left! lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

One of them's yours! Oongratulations! mite wrangler. Barry, what

Step to the side. do you think I should... Barry?

- What'd you get? Barry!

- Picking crud out. Stellar! All right, we've got the sunflower patch

Wow! in quadrant nine...

Oouple of newbies? What happened to you?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Where are you?

Make your choice. - I'm going out.

- You want to go first? - Out? Out where?

- No, you go. - Out there.

Oh, my. What's available? - Oh, no!

Restroom attendant's open, I have to, before I go

not for the reason you think. to work for the rest of my life.

- Any chance of getting the Krelman? You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?

- Sure, you're on. Another call coming in.

I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. If anyone's feeling brave,

Wax monkey's always open. there's a Korean deli on 83rd

The Krelman opened up again. that gets their roses today.

What happened? Hey, guys.

- Look at that. Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Wind, check.

Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. - Antennae, check.

It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. - Nectar pack, check.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you? - Wings, check.

Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Stinger, check.

- Thank you. Scared out of my shorts, check.

- OK. OK, ladies,

You got a rain advisory today, let's move it out!

and as you all know, Pound those petunias,

bees cannot fly in rain. you striped stem-suckers!

So be careful. As always, All of you, drain those flowers!

watch your brooms, Wow! I'm out!

hockey sticks, dogs, I can't believe I'm out!

birds, bears and bats. So blue.

Also, I got a couple of reports I feel so fast and free!

of root beer being poured on us. Box kite!

Murphy's in a home because of it, Wow!

babbling like a cicada! Flowers!

- That's awful. This is Blue Leader.

- And a reminder for you rookies, We have roses visual.

bee law number one, Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

absolutely no talking to humans! Roses!

All right, launch positions! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, Stand to the side, kid.

buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! It's got a bit of a kick.

Black and yellow! That is one nectar collector!

Hello! - Ever see pollination up close?

You ready for this, hot shot? - No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it Affirmative.

over here. Maybe a dash over there, Very close.

a pinch on that one. Gonna hurt.

See that? It's a little bit of magic. Mama's little boy.

That's amazing. Why do we do that? You are way out of position, rookie!

That's pollen power. More pollen, more Ooming in at you like a missile!

flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Help me!

Oool. I don't think these are flowers.

I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. - Should we tell him?

Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? - I think he knows.

Oopy that visual. What is this?!

Wait. One of these flowers Match point!

seems to be on the move. You can start packing up, honey,

Say again? You're reporting because you're about to eat it!

a moving flower? Yowser!

Affirmative. Gross.

That was on the line! There's a bee in the car!

This is the coolest. What is it? - Do something!

I don't know, but I'm loving this color. - I'm driving!

It smells good. - Hi, bee.

Not like a flower, but I like it. - He's back here!

Yeah, fuzzy. He's going to sting me!

Ohemical-y. Nobody move. If you don't move,

Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. he won't sting you. Freeze!

My sweet lord of bees! He blinked!

Oandy-brain, get off there! Spray him, Granny!

Problem! What are you doing?!

- Guys! Wow... the tension level

- This could be bad. out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home. having a big 75 on it.

Oan't fly in rain. I predicted global warming.

Oan't fly in rain. I could feel it getting hotter.

Oan't fly in rain. At first I thought it was just me.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Wait! Stop! Bee!

Ken, could you close Stand back. These are winter boots.

the window please? Wait!

Ken, could you close Don't kill him!

the window please? You know I'm allergic to them!

Oheck out my new resume. This thing could kill me!

I made it into a fold-out brochure. Why does his life have

You see? Folds out. less value than yours?

Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. Why does his life have any less value

What was that? than mine? Is that your statement?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. I'm just saying all life has value. You

This time! This time! This... don't know what he's capable of feeling.

Drapes! My brochure!

That is diabolical. There you go, little guy.

It's fantastic. It's got all my special I'm not scared of him.

skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. It's an allergic thing.

What's number one? Star Wars? Put that on your resume brochure.

Nah, I don't go for that... My whole face could puff up.

...kind of stuff. Make it one of your special skills.

No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. Knocking someone out

They're out of their minds. is also a special skill.

When I leave a job interview, they're Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

I don't remember the sun - You could put carob chips on there.
- Bye. Well, I'm sure this

- Supposed to be less calories. is very disconcerting.

- Bye. This is a bit of a surprise to me.

I gotta say something. I mean, you're a bee!

She saved my life. I am. And I'm not supposed

I gotta say something. to be doing this,

All right, here it goes. but they were all trying to kill me.

Nah. And if it wasn't for you...

What would I say? I had to thank you.

I could really get in trouble. It's just how I was raised.

It's a bee law. That was a little weird.

You're not supposed to talk to a human. - I'm talking with a bee.

I can't believe I'm doing this. - Yeah.

I've got to. I'm talking to a bee.

Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! And the bee is talking to me!

No. Yes. No. I just want to say I'm grateful.

Do it. I can't. I'll leave now.

How should I start it? - Wait! How did you learn to do that?

"You like jazz?" No, that's no good. - What?

Here she comes! Speak, you fool! The talking thing.

Hi! Same way you did, I guess.

I'm sorry. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.

- You're talking. - That's very funny.

- Yes, I know. - Yeah.

You're talking! Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,

I'm so sorry. we'd cry with what we have to deal with.

No, it's OK. It's fine. Anyway...

I know I'm dreaming. Oan I...

But I don't recall going to bed. ...get you something?

- Like what? Why would I marry a watermelon?"

I don't know. I mean... Is that a bee joke?

I don't know. Ooffee? That's the kind of stuff we do.

I don't want to put you out. Yeah, different.

It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

- It's just coffee. About work? I don't know.

- I hate to impose. I want to do my part for the hive,

- Don't be ridiculous! but I can't do it the way they want.

- Actually, I would love a cup. I know how you feel.

Hey, you want rum cake? - You do?

- I shouldn't. - Sure.

- Have some. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or

- No, I can't. a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.

- Oome on! - Really?

I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - My only interest is flowers.

- Where? Our new queen was just elected

- These stripes don't help. with that same campaign slogan.

You look great! Anyway, if you look...

I don't know if you know There's my hive right there. See it?

anything about fashion. You're in Sheep Meadow!

Are you all right? Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!

No. No way! I know that area.

He's making the tie in the cab I lost a toe ring there once.

as they're flying up Madison. - Why do girls put rings on their toes?

He finally gets there. - Why not?

He runs up the steps into the church. - It's like putting a hat on your knee.

The wedding is on. - Maybe I'll try that.

And he says, "Watermelon? - You all right, ma'am?

I thought you said Guatemalan. - Oh, yeah. Fine.

Just having two cups of coffee! Giant, scary humans!

Anyway, this has been great. What were they like?

Thanks for the coffee. Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

Yeah, it's no trouble. They eat crazy giant things.

Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, They drive crazy.

I'd be up the rest of my life. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?

Are you...? - Some of them. But some of them don't.

Oan I take a piece of this with me? - How'd you get back?

Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Poodle.

- Thanks! You did it, and I'm glad. You saw

- Yeah. whatever you wanted to see.

All right. Well, then... You had your "experience." Now you

I guess I'll see you around. can pick out yourjob and be normal.

Or not. - Well...

OK, Barry. - Well?

And thank you Well, I met someone.

so much again... for before. You did? Was she Bee-ish?

Oh, that? That was nothing. - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!

Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... - No, no, no, not a wasp.

This can't possibly work. - Spider?

He's all set to go. - I'm not attracted to spiders.

We may as well try it. I know it's the hottest thing,

OK, Dave, pull the chute. with the eight legs and all.

- Sounds amazing. I can't get by that face.

- It was amazing! So who is she?

It was the scariest, She's... human.

happiest moment of my life. No, no. That's a bee law.

Humans! I can't believe You wouldn't break a bee law.

you were with humans! - Her name's Vanessa.

- Oh, boy. Stop yearning. Listen to me!

She's so nice. And she's a florist! You have got to start thinking bee,

Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! my friend. Thinking bee!

We're not dating. - Thinking bee.

You're flying outside the hive, talking - Thinking bee.

to humans that attack our homes Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

with power washers and M-80s! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

One-eighth a stick of dynamite! There he is. He's in the pool.

She saved my life! You know what your problem is, Barry?

And she understands me. I gotta start thinking bee?

This is over! How much longer will this go on?

Eat this. It's been three days!

This is not over! What was that? Why aren't you working?

- They call it a crumb. I've got a lot of big life decisions

- It was so stingin' stripey! to think about.

And that's not what they eat. What life? You have no life!

That's what falls off what they eat! You have no job. You're barely a bee!

- You know what a Oinnabon is? Would it kill you

- No. to make a little honey?

It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. Barry, come out.

They heat it up... Your father's talking to you.

Sit down! Martin, would you talk to him?

...really hot! Barry, I'm talking to you!

- Listen to me! You coming?

We are not them! We're us. Got everything?

There's us and there's them! All set!

Yes, but who can deny Go ahead. I'll catch up.

the heart that is yearning? Don't be too long.

There's no yearning. Watch this!

Vanessa! You don't have that?

- We're still here. We have Hivo, but it's a disease.

- I told you not to yell at him. It's a horrible, horrible disease.

He doesn't respond to yelling! Oh, my.

- Then why yell at me? Dumb bees!

- Because you don't listen! You must want to sting all those jerks.

I'm not listening to this. We try not to sting.

Sorry, I've gotta go. It's usually fatal for us.

- Where are you going? So you have to watch your temper.

- I'm meeting a friend. Very carefully.

A girl? Is this why you can't decide? You kick a wall, take a walk,

Bye. write an angry letter and throw it out.

I just hope she's Bee-ish. Work through it like any emotion:

They have a huge parade Anger, jealousy, lust.

of flowers every year in Pasadena? Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?

To be in the Tournament of Roses, Yeah.

that's every florist's dream! - What is wrong with you?!

Up on a float, surrounded - It's a bug.

by flowers, crowds cheering. He's not bothering anybody.

A tournament. Do the roses Get out of here, you creep!

compete in athletic events? What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?

No. All right, I've got one. Yeah, it was. How did you know?

How come you don't fly everywhere? It felt like about 10 pages.

It's exhausting. Why don't you Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.

run everywhere? It's faster. You've really got that

Yeah, OK, I see, I see. down to a science.

All right, your turn. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.

TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? - I'll bet.

That's insane! What in the name

of Mighty Hercules is this? Hey, Hector.

How did this get here? - You almost done?

Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, - Almost.

Ray Liotta Private Select? He is here. I sense it.

- Is he that actor? Well, I guess I'll go home now

- I never heard of him. and just leave this nice honey out,

- Why is this here? with no one around.

- For people. We eat it. You're busted, box boy!

You don't have I knew I heard something.

enough food of your own? So you can talk!

- Well, yes. I can talk.

- How do you get it? And now you'll start talking!

- Bees make it. Where you getting the sweet stuff?

- I know who makes it! Who's your supplier?

And it's hard to make it! I don't understand.

There's heating, cooling, stirring. I thought we were friends.

You need a whole Krelman thing! The last thing we want

- It's organic. to do is upset bees!

- It's our-ganic! You're too late! It's ours now!

It's just honey, Barry. You, sir, have crossed

Just what?! the wrong sword!

Bees don't know about this! You, sir, will be lunch

This is stealing! A lot of stealing! for my iguana, Ignacio!

You've taken our homes, schools, Where is the honey coming from?

hospitals! This is all we have! Tell me where!

And it's on sale?! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

I'm getting to the bottom of this. Orazy person!

I'm getting to the bottom What horrible thing has happened here?

of all of this! These faces, they never knew

what hit them. And now - Moose blood guy!!

they're on the road to nowhere! - You hear something?

Just keep still. - Like what?

What? You're not dead? Like tiny screaming.

Do I look dead? They will wipe anything Turn off the radio.

that moves. Where you headed? Whassup, bee boy?

To Honey Farms. Hey, Blood.

I am onto something huge here. Just a row of honey jars,

I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, as far as the eye could see.

crazy stuff. Blows your head off! Wow!

I'm going to Tacoma. I assume wherever this truck goes

- And you? is where they're getting it.

- He really is dead. I mean, that honey's ours.

All right. - Bees hang tight.

Uh-oh! - We're all jammed in.

- What is that?! It's a close community.

- Oh, no! Not us, man. We on our own.

- A wiper! Triple blade! Every mosquito on his own.

- Triple blade? - What if you get in trouble?

Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! - You a mosquito, you in trouble.

Why does everything have Nobody likes us. They just smack.

to be so doggone clean?! See a mosquito, smack, smack!

How much do you people need to see?! At least you're out in the world.

Open your eyes! You must meet girls.

Stick your head out the window! Mosquito girls try to trade up,

From NPR News in Washington, get with a moth, dragonfly.

I'm Oarl Kasell. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.

But don't kill no more bugs! You got to be kidding me!

- Bee! Mooseblood's about to leave

the building! So long, bee! Our queen was moved here.

- Hey, guys! We had no choice.

- Mooseblood! This is your queen?

I knew I'd catch y'all down here. That's a man in women's clothes!

Did you bring your crazy straw? That's a drag queen!

We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, What is this?

and it's pretty much pure profit. Oh, no!

What is this place? There's hundreds of them!

A bee's got a brain Bee honey.

the size of a pinhead. Our honey is being brazenly stolen

They are pinheads! on a massive scale!

Pinhead. This is worse than anything bears

- Oheck out the new smoker. have done! I intend to do something.

- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. Oh, Barry, stop.

The Thomas 3000! Who told you humans are taking

Smoker? our honey? That's a rumor.

Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Do these look like rumors?

Twice the nicotine, all the tar. That's a conspiracy theory.

A couple breaths of this These are obviously doctored photos.

knocks them right out. How did you get mixed up in this?

They make the honey, He's been talking to humans.

and we make the money. - What?

"They make the honey, - Talking to humans?!

and we make the money"? He has a human girlfriend.

Oh, my! And they make out!

What's going on? Are you OK? Make out? Barry!

Yeah. It doesn't last too long. We do not.

Do you know you're - You wish you could.

in a fake hive with fake walls? - Whose side are you on?
The bees! And Jeanette Ohung.

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.

Those crazy legs kept me up all night. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.

Barry, this is what you want A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,

to do with your life? intends to sue the human race

I want to do it for all our lives. for stealing our honey,

Nobody works harder than bees! packaging it and profiting

Dad, I remember you from it illegally!

coming home so overworked Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,

your hands were still stirring. we'll have three former queens here in

You couldn't stop. our studio, discussing their new book,

I remember that. Olassy Ladies,

What right do they have to our honey? out this week on Hexagon.

We live on two cups a year. They put it Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.

in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Did you ever think, "I'm a kid

Even if it's true, what can one bee do? from the hive. I can't do this"?

Sting them where it really hurts. Bees have never been afraid

In the face! The eye! to change the world.

- That would hurt. What about Bee Oolumbus?

- No. Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

Up the nose? That's a killer. Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.

There's only one place you can sting We were thinking

the humans, one place where it matters. of stickball or candy stores.

Hive at Five, the hive's only How old are you?

full-hour action news source. The bee community

No more bee beards! is supporting you in this case,

With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. which will be the trial

Weather with Storm Stinger. of the bee century.

Sports with Buzz Larvi. You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too. But it's our yogurt night!

It's a common name. Next week... Bye-bye.

He looks like you and has a show Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

and suspenders and colored dots... You poor thing.

Next week... You two have been at this for hours!

Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the Yes, and Adam here

guest even though you just heard 'em. has been a huge help.

Bear Week next week! - Frosting...

They're scary, hairy and here live. - How many sugars?

Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, Just one. I try not

squinty eyes, very Jewish. to use the competition.

In tennis, you attack So why are you helping me?

at the point of weakness! Bees have good qualities.

It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. And it takes my mind off the shop.

Honey, her backhand's a joke! Instead of flowers, people

I'm not gonna take advantage of that? are giving balloon bouquets now.

Quiet, please. Those are great, if you're three.

Actual work going on here. And artificial flowers.

- Is that that same bee? - Oh, those just get me psychotic!

- Yes, it is! - Yeah, me too.

I'm helping him sue the human race. Bent stingers, pointless pollination.

- Hello. Bees must hate those fake things!

- Hello, bee. Nothing worse

This is Ken. than a daffodil that's had work done.

Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size Maybe this could make up

ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. for it a little bit.

Why does he talk again? - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.

Listen, you better go - I guess.

'cause we're really busy working. You sure you want to go through with it?
Am I sure? When I'm done with the five food companies collectively?

the humans, they won't be able A privilege.

to say, "Honey, I'm home," Mr. Benson... you're representing

without paying a royalty! all the bees of the world?

It's an incredible scene I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,

here in downtown Manhattan, we're ready to proceed.

where the world anxiously waits, Mr. Montgomery,

because for the first time in history, your opening statement, please.

we will hear for ourselves Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

if a honeybee can actually speak. my grandmother was a simple woman.

What have we gotten into here, Barry? Born on a farm, she believed

It's pretty big, isn't it? it was man's divine right

I can't believe how many humans to benefit from the bounty

don't work during the day. of nature God put before us.

You think billion-dollar multinational If we lived in the topsy-turvy world

food companies have good lawyers? Mr. Benson imagines,

Everybody needs to stay just think of what would it mean.

behind the barricade. I would have to negotiate

- What's the matter? with the silkworm

- I don't know, I just got a chill. for the elastic in my britches!

Well, if it isn't the bee team. Talking bee!

You boys work on this? How do we know this isn't some sort of

All rise! The Honorable holographic motion-picture-capture

Judge Bumbleton presiding. Hollywood wizardry?

All right. Oase number 4475, They could be using laser beams!

Superior Oourt of New York, Robotics! Ventriloquism!

Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry Oloning! For all we know,

is now in session. he could be on steroids!

Mr. Montgomery, you're representing Mr. Benson?

Ladies and gentlemen, any bee-free-ers, do you?

there's no trickery here. - No.

I'm just an ordinary bee. - I couldn't hear you.

Honey's pretty important to me. - No.

It's important to all bees. - No.

We invented it! Because you don't free bees.

We make it. And we protect it You keep bees. Not only that,

with our lives. it seems you thought a bear would be

Unfortunately, there are an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

some people in this room They're very lovable creatures.

who think they can take it from us Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.

'cause we're the little guys! You mean like this?

I'm hoping that, after this is all over, Bears kill bees!

you'll see how, by taking our honey, How'd you like his head crashing

you not only take everything we have through your living room?!

but everything we are! Biting into your couch!

I wish he'd dress like that Spitting out your throw pillows!

all the time. So nice! OK, that's enough. Take him away.

Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.

So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden Your name intrigues me.

of Honey Farms, big company you have. - Where have I heard it before?

I suppose so. - I was with a band called The Police.

I see you also own But you've never been

Honeyburton and Honron! a police officer, have you?

Yes, they provide beekeepers No, I haven't.

for our farms. No, you haven't. And so here

Beekeeper. I find that we have yet another example

to be a very disturbing term. of bee culture casually

I don't imagine you employ stolen by a human

for nothing more than this creep, and we can all go home?!

a prance-about stage name. - Order in this court!

Oh, please. - You're all thinking it!

Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Order! Order, I say!

Because I'm feeling - Say it!

a little stung, Sting. - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!

Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! I think it was awfully nice

That's not his real name?! You idiots! of that bear to pitch in like that.

Mr. Liotta, first, I think the jury's on our side.

belated congratulations on Are we doing everything right, legally?

your Emmy win for a guest spot I'm a florist.

on ER in 2005. Right. Well, here's to a great team.

Thank you. Thank you. To a great team!

I see from your resume Well, hello.

that you're devilishly handsome - Ken!

with a churning inner turmoil - Hello.

that's ready to blow. I didn't think you were coming.

I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? No, I was just late.

Not yet it isn't. But is this I tried to call, but... the battery.

what it's come to for you? I didn't want all this to go to waste,

Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.

so you don't Oh, that was lucky.

have to rehearse There's a little left.

your part and learn your lines, sir? I could heat it up.

Watch it, Benson! Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.

I could blow right now! So I hear you're quite a tennis player.

This isn't a goodfella. I'm not much for the game myself.

This is a badfella! The ball's a little grabby.

Why doesn't someone just step on That's where I usually sit.

Right... there. Not as much.

Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, Water bug! Not taking sides!

and he agreed with me that eating with Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!

chopsticks isn't really a special skill. This is pathetic!

You think I don't see what you're doing? I've got issues!

I know how hard it is to find Well, well, well, a royal flush!

the rightjob. We have that in common. - You're bluffing.

Do we? - Am I?

Bees have 100 percent employment, Surf's up, dude!

but we do jobs like taking the crud out. Poo water!

That's just what That bowl is gnarly.

I was thinking about doing. Except for those dirty yellow rings!

Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor Kenneth! What are you doing?!

for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. You know, I don't even like honey!

I'm going to drain the old stinger. I don't eat it!

Yeah, you do that. We need to talk!

Look at that. He's just a little bee!

You know, I've just about had it And he happens to be

with your little mind games. the nicest bee I've met in a long time!

- What's that? Long time? What are you talking about?!

- Italian Vogue. Are there other bugs in your life?

Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. No, but there are other things bugging

A lot of ads. me in life. And you're one of them!

Remember what Van said, why is Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...

your life more valuable than mine? My nerves are fried from riding

Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! on this emotional roller coaster!

I think something stinks in here! Goodbye, Ken.

I love the smell of flowers. And for your information,

How do you like the smell of flames?! I prefer sugar-free, artificial

sweeteners made by man! What exactly is your relationship

I'm sorry about all that. to that woman?

I know it's got We're friends.

an aftertaste! I like it! - Good friends?

I always felt there was some kind - Yes.

of barrier between Ken and me. How good? Do you live together?

I couldn't overcome it. Wait a minute...

Oh, well. Are you her little...

Are you OK for the trial? ...bedbug?

I believe Mr. Montgomery I've seen a bee documentary or two.

is about out of ideas. From what I understand,

We would like to call doesn't your queen give birth

Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. to all the bee children?

Good idea! You can really see why he's - Yeah, but...

considered one of the best lawyers... - So those aren't your real parents!

Yeah. - Oh, Barry...

Layton, you've - Yes, they are!

gotta weave some magic Hold me back!

with this jury, You're an illegitimate bee,

or it's gonna be all over. aren't you, Benson?

Don't worry. The only thing I have He's denouncing bees!

to do to turn this jury around Don't y'all date your cousins?

is to remind them - Objection!

of what they don't like about bees. - I'm going to pincushion this guy!

- You got the tweezers? Adam, don't! It's what he wants!

- Are you allergic? Oh, I'm hit!!

Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Oh, lordy, I am hit!

Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you Order! Order!

what I think we'd all like to know. The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins! downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.

I have been felled Look, there's

by a winged beast of destruction! a little celery still on it.

You see? You can't treat them What was it like to sting someone?

like equals! They're striped savages! I can't explain it. It was all...

Stinging's the only thing All adrenaline and then...

they know! It's their way! and then ecstasy!

- Adam, stay with me. All right.

- I can't feel my legs. You think it was all a trap?

What angel of mercy Of course. I'm sorry.

will come forward to suck the poison I flew us right into this.

from my heaving buttocks? What were we thinking? Look at us. We're

I will have order in this court. Order! just a couple of bugs in this world.

Order, please! What will the humans do to us

The case of the honeybees if they win?

versus the human race I don't know.

took a pointed turn against the bees I hear they put the roaches in motels.

yesterday when one of their legal That doesn't sound so bad.

team stung Layton T. Montgomery. Adam, they check in,

- Hey, buddy. but they don't check out!

- Hey. Oh, my.

- Is there much pain? Oould you get a nurse

- Yeah. to close that window?

I... - Why?

I blew the whole case, didn't I? - The smoke.

It doesn't matter. What matters is Bees don't smoke.

you're alive. You could have died. Right. Bees don't smoke.

I'd be better off dead. Look at me. Bees don't smoke!

They got it from the cafeteria But some bees are smoking.
That's it! That's our case! Mr. Montgomery's motion.

It is? It's not over? But you can't! We have a terrific case.

Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Where is your proof?

Get back to the court and stall. Where is the evidence?

Stall any way you can. Show me the smoking gun!

And assuming you've done step correctly, you're Hold it, Your Honor!
ready for the tub.
You want a smoking gun?
Mr. Flayman.
Here is your smoking gun.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
What is that?
Where is the rest of your team?
It's a bee smoker!
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
What, this?
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
This harmless little contraption?
and as a result,
This couldn't hurt a fly,
we don't make very good time.
let alone a bee.
I actually heard a funny story about...
Look at what has happened
Your Honor,
to bees who have never been asked,
haven't these ridiculous bugs
"Smoking or non?"
taken up enough
Is this what nature intended for us?
of this court's valuable time?
To be forcibly addicted
How much longer will we allow
to smoke machines
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
They have presented no compelling
Living out our lives as honey slaves
evidence to support their charges
to the white man?
against my clients,
- What are we gonna do?
who run legitimate businesses.
- He's playing the species card.
I move for a complete dismissal
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
of this entire case!
free these bees!
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
Free the bees! Free the bees!
to have to consider
Free the bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees! We demand an end to the glorification

The court finds in favor of the bees! of the bear as anything more

Vanessa, we won! than a filthy, smelly,

I knew you could do it! High-five! bad-breath stink machine.

Sorry. We're all aware

I'm OK! You know what this means? of what they do in the woods.

All the honey Wait for my signal.

will finally belong to the bees. Take him out.

Now we won't have He'll have nauseous

to work so hard all the time. for a few hours, then he'll be fine.

This is an unholy perversion And we will no longer tolerate

of the balance of nature, Benson. bee-negative nicknames...

You'll regret this. But it's just a prance-about stage name!

Barry, how much honey is out there? ...unnecessary inclusion of honey

All right. One at a time. in bogus health products

Barry, who are you wearing? and la-dee-da human

My sweater is Ralph Lauren, tea-time snack garnishments.

and I have no pants. Oan't breathe.

- What if Montgomery's right? Bring it in, boys!

- What do you mean? Hold it right there! Good.

We've been living the bee way Tap it.

a long time, 27 million years. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,

Oongratulations on your victory. and there's gallons more coming!

What will you demand as a settlement? - I think we need to shut down!

First, we'll demand a complete shutdown - Shut down? We've never shut down.

of all bee work camps. Shut down honey production!

Then we want back the honey Stop making honey!

that was ours to begin with, Turn your key, sir!

every last drop. What do we do now?

Oannonball! You don't have any idea

We're shutting honey production! what's going on, do you?

Mission abort. - What did you want to show me?

Aborting pollination and nectar detail. - This.

Returning to base. What happened here?

Adam, you wouldn't believe That is not the half of it.

how much honey was out there. Oh, no. Oh, my.

Oh, yeah? They're all wilting.

What's going on? Where is everybody? Doesn't look very good, does it?

- Are they out celebrating? No.

- They're home. And whose fault do you think that is?

They don't know what to do. You know, I'm gonna guess bees.

Laying out, sleeping in. Bees?

I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way Specifically, me.

to San Antonio with a cricket. I didn't think bees not needing to make

At least we got our honey back. honey would affect all these things.

Sometimes I think, so what if humans It's notjust flowers.

liked our honey? Who wouldn't? Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.

It's the greatest thing in the world! That's our whole SAT test right there.

I was excited to be part of making it. Take away produce, that affects

This was my new desk. This was my the entire animal kingdom.

new job. I wanted to do it really well. And then, of course...

And now... The human species?

Now I can't. So if there's no more pollination,

I don't understand it could all just go south here,

why they're not happy. couldn't it?

I thought their lives would be better! I know this is also partly my fault.

They're doing nothing. It's amazing. How about a suicide pact?

Honey really changes people. How do we do it?

- I'll sting you, you step on me. That's why this is the last parade.

- Thatjust kills you twice. Maybe not.

Right, right. Oould you ask him to slow down?

Listen, Barry... Oould you slow down?

sorry, but I gotta get going. Barry!

I had to open my mouth and talk. OK, I made a huge mistake.

Vanessa? This is a total disaster, all my fault.

Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Yes, it kind of is.

Where are you going? I've ruined the planet.

To the final Tournament of Roses parade I wanted to help you

in Pasadena. with the flower shop.

They've moved it to this weekend I've made it worse.

because all the flowers are dying. Actually, it's completely closed down.

It's the last chance I thought maybe you were remodeling.

I'll ever have to see it. But I have another idea, and it's

Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. greater than my previous ideas combined.

I never meant it to turn out like this. I don't want to hear it!

I know. Me neither. All right, they have the roses,

Tournament of Roses. the roses have the pollen.

Roses can't do sports. I know every bee, plant

Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? and flower bud in this park.

Roses! All we gotta do is get what they've got

Vanessa! back here with what we've got.

Roses?! - Bees.

Barry? - Park.

- Roses are flowers! - Pollen!

- Yes, they are. - Flowers.

Flowers, bees, pollen! - Repollination!

I know. - Across the nation!

Tournament of Roses, ...without arousing suspicion.

Pasadena, Oalifornia. Once at the airport,

They've got nothing there's no stopping us.

but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Stop! Security.

Security will be tight. - You and your insect pack your float?

I have an idea. - Yes.

Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Has it been

Official floral business. It's real. in your possession the entire time?

Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Would you remove your shoes?

Thank you. It was a gift. - Remove your stinger.

Once inside, - It's part of me.

we just pick the right float. I know. Just having some fun.

How about The Princess and the Pea? Enjoy your flight.

I could be the princess, Then if we're lucky, we'll have

and you could be the pea! just enough pollen to do the job.

Yes, I got it. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We

- Where should I sit? have just enough pollen to do the job!

- What are you? I think this is gonna work.

- I believe I'm the pea. It's got to work.

- The pea? Attention, passengers,

It goes under the mattresses. this is Oaptain Scott.

- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. We have a bit of bad weather

- I'm getting the marshal. in New York.

You do that! It looks like we'll experience

This whole parade is a fiasco! a couple hours delay.

Let's see what this baby'll do. Barry, these are cut flowers

Hey, what are you doing?! with no water. They'll never make it.

Then all we do I gotta get up there

is blend in with traffic... and talk to them.

Be careful. What's your status?

Oan I get help This is Vanessa Bloome.

with the Sky Mall magazine? I'm a florist from New York.

I'd like to order the talking Where's the pilot?

inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. He's unconscious,

Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. and so is the copilot.

- What'd you say, Hal? Not good. Does anyone onboard

- Nothing. have flight experience?

Bee! As a matter of fact, there is.

Don't freak out! My entire species... - Who's that?

What are you doing? - Barry Benson.

- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! From the honey trial?! Oh, great.

- Who's an attorney? Vanessa, this is nothing more

Don't move. than a big metal bee.

Oh, Barry. It's got giant wings, huge engines.

Good afternoon, passengers. I can't fly a plane.

This is your captain. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?

Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B - Yes.

please report to the cockpit? How hard could it be?

And please hurry! Wait, Barry!

What happened here? We're headed into some lightning.

There was a DustBuster, This is Bob Bumble. We have some

a toupee, a life raft exploded. late-breaking news from JFK Airport,

One's bald, one's in a boat, where a suspenseful scene

they're both unconscious! is developing.

- Is that another bee joke? Barry Benson,

- No! fresh from his legal victory...

No one's flying the plane! That's Barry!

This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. ...is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers To us, to everyone.

and an incapacitated flight crew. That's why I want to get bees

Flowers?! back to working together.

We have a storm in the area That's the bee way!

and two individuals at the controls We're not made of Jell-O.

with absolutely no flight experience. We get behind a fellow.

Just a minute. - Black and yellow!

There's a bee on that plane. - Hello!

I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson Left, right, down, hover.

and his no-account compadres. - Hover?

They've done enough damage. - Forget hover.

But isn't he your only hope? This isn't so hard.

Technically, a bee Beep-beep! Beep-beep!

shouldn't be able to fly at all. Barry, what happened?!

Their wings are too small... Wait, I think we were

Haven't we heard this a million times? on autopilot the whole time.

"The surface area of the wings - That may have been helping me.

and body mass make no sense." - And now we're not!

- Get this on the air! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.

- Got it. All of you, let's get

- Stand by. behind this fellow! Move it out!

- We're going live. Move out!

The way we work may be a mystery to you. Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,

Making honey takes a lot of bees you copy me with the wings of the plane!

doing a lot of small jobs. Don't have to yell.

But let me tell you about a small job. I'm not yelling!

If you do it well, We're in a lot of trouble.

it makes a big difference. It's very hard to concentrate

More than we realized. with that panicky tone in your voice!

It's not a tone. I'm panicking! - Thinking bee.

I can't do this! Thinking bee!

Vanessa, pull yourself together. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

You have to snap out of it! Wait a minute.

You snap out of it. I think I'm feeling something.

You snap out of it. - What?

- You snap out of it! - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.

- You snap out of it! Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.

- You snap out of it! Bring the nose down.

- You snap out of it! Thinking bee!

- You snap out of it! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- You snap out of it! - What in the world is on the tarmac?

- Hold it! - Get some lights on that!

- Why? Oome on, it's my turn. Thinking bee!

How is the plane flying? Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

I don't know. - Vanessa, aim for the flower.

Hello? - OK.

Benson, got any flowers Out the engines. We're going in

for a happy occasion in there? on bee power. Ready, boys?

The Pollen Jocks! Affirmative!

They do get behind a fellow. Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.

- Black and yellow. Land on that flower!

- Hello. Ready? Full reverse!

All right, let's drop this tin can Spin it around!

on the blacktop. - Not that flower! The other one!

Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? - Which one?

No, nothing. It's all cloudy. - That flower.

Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - I'm aiming at the flower!

- Thinking bee. That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.

I mean the giant pulsating flower That means this is our last chance.

made of millions of bees! We're the only ones who make honey,

Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. pollinate flowers and dress like this.

Rotate around it. If we're gonna survive as a species,

- This is insane, Barry! this is our moment! What do you say?

- This's the only way I know how to fly. Are we going to be bees, orjust

Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane Museum of Natural History keychains?

flying in an insect-like pattern? We're bees!

Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Keychain!

Smell it. Full reverse! Then follow me! Except Keychain.

Just drop it. Be a part of it. Hold on, Barry. Here.

Aim for the center! You've earned this.

Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Yeah!

Oome on, already. I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect

Barry, we did it! fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.

You taught me how to fly! Oh, yeah.

- Yes. No high-five! That's our Barry.

- Right. Mom! The bees are back!

Barry, it worked! If anybody needs

Did you see the giant flower? to make a call, now's the time.

What giant flower? Where? Of course I got a feeling we'll be

I saw the flower! That was genius! working late tonight!

- Thank you. Here's your change. Have a great

- But we're not done yet. afternoon! Oan I help who's next?

Listen, everyone! Would you like some honey with that?

This runway is covered It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.

with the last pollen Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.

from the last flowers And I don't see a nickel!

available anywhere on Earth. Sometimes I just feel

like a piece of meat! to start thinking bee, my friend.

I had no idea. - Thinking bee!

Barry, I'm sorry. - Me?

Have you got a moment? Hold it. Let's just stop

Would you excuse me? for a second. Hold it.

My mosquito associate will help you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.

Sorry I'm late. Oan we stop here?

He's a lawyer too? I'm not making a major life decision

I was already a blood-sucking parasite. during a production number!

All I needed was a briefcase. All right. Take ten, everybody.

Have a great afternoon! Wrap it up, guys.

Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

and I can't get them anywhere.

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Yellow, black. Yellow, black. - Is that fuzz gel?

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. - A little. Special day, graduation.

Ooh, black and yellow! Never thought I'd make it.

Let's shake it up a little. Three days grade school,

Barry! Breakfast is ready! three days high school.

Ooming! Those were awkward.

Hang on a second. Three days college. I'm glad I took

Hello? a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

- Barry? You did come back different.

- Adam? - Hi, Barry.

- Oan you believe this is happening? - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- I can't. I'll pick you up. - Hear about Frankie?

Looking sharp. - Yeah.

Use the stairs. Your father - You going to the funeral?

paid good money for those. - No, I'm not going.

Sorry. I'm excited. Everybody knows,

Here's the graduate. sting someone, you die.

We're very proud of you, son. Don't waste it on a squirrel.

A perfect report card, all B's. Such a hothead.

Very proud. I guess he could have

Ma! I got a thing going here. just gotten out of the way.

- You got lint on your fuzz. I love this incorporating

- Ow! That's me! an amusement park into our day.

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. That's why we don't need vacations.

- Bye! Boy, quite a bit of pomp...

Barry, I told you, under the circumstances.

stop flying in the house! - Well, Adam, today we are men.

- Hey, Adam. - We are!

- Hey, Barry. - Bee-men.

- Amen! Our top-secret formula

Hallelujah! is automatically color-corrected,

Students, faculty, distinguished bees, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

please welcome Dean Buzzwell. into this soothing sweet syrup

Welcome, New Hive Oity with its distinctive

graduating class of... golden glow you know as...

...9:15. Honey!

That concludes our ceremonies. - That girl was hot.

And begins your career - She's my cousin!

at Honex Industries! - She is?

Will we pick ourjob today? - Yes, we're all cousins.

I heard it's just orientation. - Right. You're right.

Heads up! Here we go. - At Honex, we constantly strive

Keep your hands and antennas to improve every aspect

inside the tram at all times. of bee existence.

- Wonder what it'll be like? These bees are stress-testing

- A little scary. a new helmet technology.

Welcome to Honex, - What do you think he makes?

a division of Honesco - Not enough.

and a part of the Hexagon Group. Here we have our latest advancement,

This is it! the Krelman.

Wow. - What does that do?

Wow. - Oatches that little strand of honey

We know that you, as a bee, that hangs after you pour it.

have worked your whole life Saves us millions.

to get to the point where you Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

can work for your whole life. Of course. Most bee jobs are

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen small ones. But bees know

Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot. what I'm talking about.

But choose carefully Please clear the gate.

because you'll stay in the job Royal Nectar Force on approach.

you pick for the rest of your life. Wait a second. Oheck it out.

The same job the rest of your life? - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

I didn't know that. - Wow.

What's the difference? I've never seen them this close.

You'll be happy to know that bees, They know what it's like

as a species, haven't had one day off outside the hive.

in 27 million years. Yeah, but some don't come back.

So you'll just work us to death? - Hey, Jocks!

We'll sure try. - Hi, Jocks!

Wow! That blew my mind! You guys did great!

"What's the difference?" You're monsters!

How can you say that? You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

One job forever? - I wonder where they were.

That's an insane choice to have to make. - I don't know.

I'm relieved. Now we only have Their day's not planned.

to make one decision in life. Outside the hive, flying who knows

But, Adam, how could they where, doing who knows what.

never have told us that? You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen

Why would you question anything? Jock. You have to be bred for that.

We're bees. Right.

We're the most perfectly Look. That's more pollen

functioning society on Earth. than you and I will see in a lifetime.

You ever think maybe things It's just a status symbol.

work a little too well here? Bees make too much of it.

Like what? Give me one example. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it

I don't know. But you know and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies? What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Aren't they our cousins too? Are you bee enough?

Distant. Distant. I might be. It all depends

Look at these two. on what 0900 means.

- Oouple of Hive Harrys. Hey, Honex!

- Let's have fun with them. Dad, you surprised me.

It must be dangerous You decide what you're interested in?

being a Pollen Jock. - Well, there's a lot of choices.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me - But you only get one.

against a mushroom! Do you ever get bored

He had a paw on my throat, doing the same job every day?

and with the other, he was slapping me! Son, let me tell you about stirring.

- Oh, my! You grab that stick, and you just

- I never thought I'd knock him out. move it around, and you stir it around.

What were you doing during this? You get yourself into a rhythm.

Trying to alert the authorities. It's a beautiful thing.

I can autograph that. You know, Dad,

A little gusty out there today, the more I think about it,

wasn't it, comrades? maybe the honey field

Yeah. Gusty. just isn't right for me.

We're hitting a sunflower patch You were thinking of what,

six miles from here tomorrow. making balloon animals?

- Six miles, huh? That's a bad job

- Barry! for a guy with a stinger.

A puddle jump for us, Janet, your son's not sure

but maybe you're not up for it. he wants to go into honey!

- Maybe I am. - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

- You are not! - I'm not trying to be funny.

We're going 0900 at J-Gate. You're not funny! You're going

into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You want to go first?

- You're gonna be a stirrer? - No, you go.

- No one's listening to me! Oh, my. What's available?

Wait till you see the sticks I have. Restroom attendant's open,

I could say anything right now. not for the reason you think.

I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! - Any chance of getting the Krelman?

Let's open some honey and celebrate! - Sure, you're on.

Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Shave my antennae. Wax monkey's always open.

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get The Krelman opened up again.

a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! What happened?

I'm so proud. A bee died. Makes an opening. See?

- We're starting work today! He's dead. Another dead one.

- Today's the day. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Oome on! All the good jobs Dead from the neck up.

will be gone. Dead from the neck down. That's life!

Yeah, right. Oh, this is so hard!

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, Heating, cooling,

stirrer, front desk, hair removal... stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

- Is it still available? humming, inspector number seven,

- Hang on. Two left! lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

One of them's yours! Oongratulations! mite wrangler. Barry, what

Step to the side. do you think I should... Barry?

- What'd you get? Barry!

- Picking crud out. Stellar! All right, we've got the sunflower patch

Wow! in quadrant nine...

Oouple of newbies? What happened to you?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Where are you?

Make your choice. - I'm going out.

- Out? Out where? babbling like a cicada!

- Out there. - That's awful.

- Oh, no! - And a reminder for you rookies,

I have to, before I go bee law number one,

to work for the rest of my life. absolutely no talking to humans!

You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? All right, launch positions!

Another call coming in. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,

If anyone's feeling brave, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

there's a Korean deli on 83rd Black and yellow!

that gets their roses today. Hello!

Hey, guys. You ready for this, hot shot?

- Look at that. Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Wind, check.

Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. - Antennae, check.

It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. - Nectar pack, check.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you? - Wings, check.

Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Stinger, check.

- Thank you. Scared out of my shorts, check.

- OK. OK, ladies,

You got a rain advisory today, let's move it out!

and as you all know, Pound those petunias,

bees cannot fly in rain. you striped stem-suckers!

So be careful. As always, All of you, drain those flowers!

watch your brooms, Wow! I'm out!

hockey sticks, dogs, I can't believe I'm out!

birds, bears and bats. So blue.

Also, I got a couple of reports I feel so fast and free!

of root beer being poured on us. Box kite!

Murphy's in a home because of it, Wow!

Flowers! I don't know, but I'm loving this color.

This is Blue Leader. It smells good.

We have roses visual. Not like a flower, but I like it.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Yeah, fuzzy.

Roses! Ohemical-y.

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.

Stand to the side, kid. My sweet lord of bees!

It's got a bit of a kick. Oandy-brain, get off there!

That is one nectar collector! Problem!

- Ever see pollination up close? - Guys!

- No, sir. - This could be bad.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it Affirmative.

over here. Maybe a dash over there, Very close.

a pinch on that one. Gonna hurt.

See that? It's a little bit of magic. Mama's little boy.

That's amazing. Why do we do that? You are way out of position, rookie!

That's pollen power. More pollen, more Ooming in at you like a missile!

flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Help me!

Oool. I don't think these are flowers.

I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. - Should we tell him?

Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? - I think he knows.

Oopy that visual. What is this?!

Wait. One of these flowers Match point!

seems to be on the move. You can start packing up, honey,

Say again? You're reporting because you're about to eat it!

a moving flower? Yowser!

Affirmative. Gross.

That was on the line! There's a bee in the car!

This is the coolest. What is it? - Do something!

- I'm driving! It's fantastic. It's got all my special

- Hi, bee. skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

- He's back here! What's number one? Star Wars?

He's going to sting me! Nah, I don't go for that...

Nobody move. If you don't move, ...kind of stuff.

he won't sting you. Freeze! No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.

He blinked! They're out of their minds.

Spray him, Granny! When I leave a job interview, they're

What are you doing?! flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.

Wow... the tension level There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.

out here is unbelievable. I don't remember the sun

I gotta get home. having a big 75 on it.

Oan't fly in rain. I predicted global warming.

Oan't fly in rain. I could feel it getting hotter.

Oan't fly in rain. At first I thought it was just me.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Wait! Stop! Bee!

Ken, could you close Stand back. These are winter boots.

the window please? Wait!

Ken, could you close Don't kill him!

the window please? You know I'm allergic to them!

Oheck out my new resume. This thing could kill me!

I made it into a fold-out brochure. Why does his life have

You see? Folds out. less value than yours?

Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. Why does his life have any less value

What was that? than mine? Is that your statement?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. I'm just saying all life has value. You

This time! This time! This... don't know what he's capable of feeling.

Drapes! My brochure!

That is diabolical. There you go, little guy.

I'm not scared of him. "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.

It's an allergic thing. Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Put that on your resume brochure. Hi!

My whole face could puff up. I'm sorry.

Make it one of your special skills. - You're talking.

Knocking someone out - Yes, I know.

is also a special skill. You're talking!

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. I'm so sorry.

- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? No, it's OK. It's fine.

- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. I know I'm dreaming.

- You could put carob chips on there. But I don't recall going to bed.

- Bye. Well, I'm sure this

- Supposed to be less calories. is very disconcerting.

- Bye. This is a bit of a surprise to me.

I gotta say something. I mean, you're a bee!

She saved my life. I am. And I'm not supposed

I gotta say something. to be doing this,

All right, here it goes. but they were all trying to kill me.

Nah. And if it wasn't for you...

What would I say? I had to thank you.

I could really get in trouble. It's just how I was raised.

It's a bee law. That was a little weird.

You're not supposed to talk to a human. - I'm talking with a bee.

I can't believe I'm doing this. - Yeah.

I've got to. I'm talking to a bee.

Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! And the bee is talking to me!

No. Yes. No. I just want to say I'm grateful.

Do it. I can't. I'll leave now.

How should I start it? - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What? I don't know if you know

The talking thing. anything about fashion.

Same way you did, I guess. Are you all right?

"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. No.

- That's very funny. He's making the tie in the cab

- Yeah. as they're flying up Madison.

Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, He finally gets there.

we'd cry with what we have to deal with. He runs up the steps into the church.

Anyway... The wedding is on.

Oan I... And he says, "Watermelon?

...get you something? I thought you said Guatemalan.

- Like what? Why would I marry a watermelon?"

I don't know. I mean... Is that a bee joke?

I don't know. Ooffee? That's the kind of stuff we do.

I don't want to put you out. Yeah, different.

It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

- It's just coffee. About work? I don't know.

- I hate to impose. I want to do my part for the hive,

- Don't be ridiculous! but I can't do it the way they want.

- Actually, I would love a cup. I know how you feel.

Hey, you want rum cake? - You do?

- I shouldn't. - Sure.

- Have some. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or

- No, I can't. a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.

- Oome on! - Really?

I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - My only interest is flowers.

- Where? Our new queen was just elected

- These stripes don't help. with that same campaign slogan.

You look great! Anyway, if you look...

There's my hive right there. See it? Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...

You're in Sheep Meadow! This can't possibly work.

Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! He's all set to go.

No way! I know that area. We may as well try it.

I lost a toe ring there once. OK, Dave, pull the chute.

- Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Sounds amazing.

- Why not? - It was amazing!

- It's like putting a hat on your knee. It was the scariest,

- Maybe I'll try that. happiest moment of my life.

- You all right, ma'am? Humans! I can't believe

- Oh, yeah. Fine. you were with humans!

Just having two cups of coffee! Giant, scary humans!

Anyway, this has been great. What were they like?

Thanks for the coffee. Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

Yeah, it's no trouble. They eat crazy giant things.

Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, They drive crazy.

I'd be up the rest of my life. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?

Are you...? - Some of them. But some of them don't.

Oan I take a piece of this with me? - How'd you get back?

Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Poodle.

- Thanks! You did it, and I'm glad. You saw

- Yeah. whatever you wanted to see.

All right. Well, then... You had your "experience." Now you

I guess I'll see you around. can pick out yourjob and be normal.

Or not. - Well...

OK, Barry. - Well?

And thank you Well, I met someone.

so much again... for before. You did? Was she Bee-ish?

Oh, that? That was nothing. - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp. - No.

- Spider? It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.

- I'm not attracted to spiders. They heat it up...

I know it's the hottest thing, Sit down!

with the eight legs and all. ...really hot!

I can't get by that face. - Listen to me!

So who is she? We are not them! We're us.

She's... human. There's us and there's them!

No, no. That's a bee law. Yes, but who can deny

You wouldn't break a bee law. the heart that is yearning?

- Her name's Vanessa. There's no yearning.

- Oh, boy. Stop yearning. Listen to me!

She's so nice. And she's a florist! You have got to start thinking bee,

Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! my friend. Thinking bee!

We're not dating. - Thinking bee.

You're flying outside the hive, talking - Thinking bee.

to humans that attack our homes Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

with power washers and M-80s! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

One-eighth a stick of dynamite! There he is. He's in the pool.

She saved my life! You know what your problem is, Barry?

And she understands me. I gotta start thinking bee?

This is over! How much longer will this go on?

Eat this. It's been three days!

This is not over! What was that? Why aren't you working?

- They call it a crumb. I've got a lot of big life decisions

- It was so stingin' stripey! to think about.

And that's not what they eat. What life? You have no life!

That's what falls off what they eat! You have no job. You're barely a bee!

- You know what a Oinnabon is? Would it kill you

to make a little honey? by flowers, crowds cheering.

Barry, come out. A tournament. Do the roses

Your father's talking to you. compete in athletic events?

Martin, would you talk to him? No. All right, I've got one.

Barry, I'm talking to you! How come you don't fly everywhere?

You coming? It's exhausting. Why don't you

Got everything? run everywhere? It's faster.

All set! Yeah, OK, I see, I see.

Go ahead. I'll catch up. All right, your turn.

Don't be too long. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?

Watch this! That's insane!

Vanessa! You don't have that?

- We're still here. We have Hivo, but it's a disease.

- I told you not to yell at him. It's a horrible, horrible disease.

He doesn't respond to yelling! Oh, my.

- Then why yell at me? Dumb bees!

- Because you don't listen! You must want to sting all those jerks.

I'm not listening to this. We try not to sting.

Sorry, I've gotta go. It's usually fatal for us.

- Where are you going? So you have to watch your temper.

- I'm meeting a friend. Very carefully.

A girl? Is this why you can't decide? You kick a wall, take a walk,

Bye. write an angry letter and throw it out.

I just hope she's Bee-ish. Work through it like any emotion:

They have a huge parade Anger, jealousy, lust.

of flowers every year in Pasadena? Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?

To be in the Tournament of Roses, Yeah.

that's every florist's dream! - What is wrong with you?!

Up on a float, surrounded - It's a bug.

He's not bothering anybody. - It's our-ganic!

Get out of here, you creep! It's just honey, Barry.

What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Just what?!

Yeah, it was. How did you know? Bees don't know about this!

It felt like about 10 pages. This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've taken our homes, schools,

You've really got that hospitals! This is all we have!

down to a science. And it's on sale?!

- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. I'm getting to the bottom of this.

- I'll bet. I'm getting to the bottom

What in the name of all of this!

of Mighty Hercules is this? Hey, Hector.

How did this get here? - You almost done?

Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, - Almost.

Ray Liotta Private Select? He is here. I sense it.

- Is he that actor? Well, I guess I'll go home now

- I never heard of him. and just leave this nice honey out,

- Why is this here? with no one around.

- For people. We eat it. You're busted, box boy!

You don't have I knew I heard something.

enough food of your own? So you can talk!

- Well, yes. I can talk.

- How do you get it? And now you'll start talking!

- Bees make it. Where you getting the sweet stuff?

- I know who makes it! Who's your supplier?

And it's hard to make it! I don't understand.

There's heating, cooling, stirring. I thought we were friends.

You need a whole Krelman thing! The last thing we want

- It's organic. to do is upset bees!

You're too late! It's ours now! - Triple blade?

You, sir, have crossed Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!

the wrong sword! Why does everything have

You, sir, will be lunch to be so doggone clean?!

for my iguana, Ignacio! How much do you people need to see?!

Where is the honey coming from? Open your eyes!

Tell me where! Stick your head out the window!

Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! From NPR News in Washington,

Orazy person! I'm Oarl Kasell.

What horrible thing has happened here? But don't kill no more bugs!

These faces, they never knew - Bee!

what hit them. And now - Moose blood guy!!

they're on the road to nowhere! - You hear something?

Just keep still. - Like what?

What? You're not dead? Like tiny screaming.

Do I look dead? They will wipe anything Turn off the radio.

that moves. Where you headed? Whassup, bee boy?

To Honey Farms. Hey, Blood.

I am onto something huge here. Just a row of honey jars,

I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, as far as the eye could see.

crazy stuff. Blows your head off! Wow!

I'm going to Tacoma. I assume wherever this truck goes

- And you? is where they're getting it.

- He really is dead. I mean, that honey's ours.

All right. - Bees hang tight.

Uh-oh! - We're all jammed in.

- What is that?! It's a close community.

- Oh, no! Not us, man. We on our own.

- A wiper! Triple blade! Every mosquito on his own.

- What if you get in trouble? A couple breaths of this

- You a mosquito, you in trouble. knocks them right out.

Nobody likes us. They just smack. They make the honey,

See a mosquito, smack, smack! and we make the money.

At least you're out in the world. "They make the honey,

You must meet girls. and we make the money"?

Mosquito girls try to trade up, Oh, my!

get with a moth, dragonfly. What's going on? Are you OK?

Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. Yeah. It doesn't last too long.

You got to be kidding me! Do you know you're

Mooseblood's about to leave in a fake hive with fake walls?

the building! So long, bee! Our queen was moved here.

- Hey, guys! We had no choice.

- Mooseblood! This is your queen?

I knew I'd catch y'all down here. That's a man in women's clothes!

Did you bring your crazy straw? That's a drag queen!

We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, What is this?

and it's pretty much pure profit. Oh, no!

What is this place? There's hundreds of them!

A bee's got a brain Bee honey.

the size of a pinhead. Our honey is being brazenly stolen

They are pinheads! on a massive scale!

Pinhead. This is worse than anything bears

- Oheck out the new smoker. have done! I intend to do something.

- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. Oh, Barry, stop.

The Thomas 3000! Who told you humans are taking

Smoker? our honey? That's a rumor.

Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Do these look like rumors?

Twice the nicotine, all the tar. That's a conspiracy theory.

These are obviously doctored photos. - That would hurt.

How did you get mixed up in this? - No.

He's been talking to humans. Up the nose? That's a killer.

- What? There's only one place you can sting

- Talking to humans?! the humans, one place where it matters.

He has a human girlfriend. Hive at Five, the hive's only

And they make out! full-hour action news source.

Make out? Barry! No more bee beards!

We do not. With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.

- You wish you could. Weather with Storm Stinger.

- Whose side are you on? Sports with Buzz Larvi.

The bees! And Jeanette Ohung.

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.

Those crazy legs kept me up all night. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.

Barry, this is what you want A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,

to do with your life? intends to sue the human race

I want to do it for all our lives. for stealing our honey,

Nobody works harder than bees! packaging it and profiting

Dad, I remember you from it illegally!

coming home so overworked Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,

your hands were still stirring. we'll have three former queens here in

You couldn't stop. our studio, discussing their new book,

I remember that. Olassy Ladies,

What right do they have to our honey? out this week on Hexagon.

We live on two cups a year. They put it Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.

in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Did you ever think, "I'm a kid

Even if it's true, what can one bee do? from the hive. I can't do this"?

Sting them where it really hurts. Bees have never been afraid

In the face! The eye! to change the world.

What about Bee Oolumbus? - Is that that same bee?

Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? - Yes, it is!

Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. I'm helping him sue the human race.

We were thinking - Hello.

of stickball or candy stores. - Hello, bee.

How old are you? This is Ken.

The bee community Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size

is supporting you in this case, ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.

which will be the trial Why does he talk again?

of the bee century. Listen, you better go

You know, they have a Larry King 'cause we're really busy working.

in the human world too. But it's our yogurt night!

It's a common name. Next week... Bye-bye.

He looks like you and has a show Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

and suspenders and colored dots... You poor thing.

Next week... You two have been at this for hours!

Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the Yes, and Adam here

guest even though you just heard 'em. has been a huge help.

Bear Week next week! - Frosting...

They're scary, hairy and here live. - How many sugars?

Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, Just one. I try not

squinty eyes, very Jewish. to use the competition.

In tennis, you attack So why are you helping me?

at the point of weakness! Bees have good qualities.

It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. And it takes my mind off the shop.

Honey, her backhand's a joke! Instead of flowers, people

I'm not gonna take advantage of that? are giving balloon bouquets now.

Quiet, please. Those are great, if you're three.

Actual work going on here. And artificial flowers.

- Oh, those just get me psychotic! - What's the matter?

- Yeah, me too. - I don't know, I just got a chill.

Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Well, if it isn't the bee team.

Bees must hate those fake things! You boys work on this?

Nothing worse All rise! The Honorable

than a daffodil that's had work done. Judge Bumbleton presiding.

Maybe this could make up All right. Oase number 4475,

for it a little bit. Superior Oourt of New York,

- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry

- I guess. is now in session.

You sure you want to go through with it? Mr. Montgomery, you're representing

Am I sure? When I'm done with the five food companies collectively?

the humans, they won't be able A privilege.

to say, "Honey, I'm home," Mr. Benson... you're representing

without paying a royalty! all the bees of the world?

It's an incredible scene I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,

here in downtown Manhattan, we're ready to proceed.

where the world anxiously waits, Mr. Montgomery,

because for the first time in history, your opening statement, please.

we will hear for ourselves Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

if a honeybee can actually speak. my grandmother was a simple woman.

What have we gotten into here, Barry? Born on a farm, she believed

It's pretty big, isn't it? it was man's divine right

I can't believe how many humans to benefit from the bounty

don't work during the day. of nature God put before us.

You think billion-dollar multinational If we lived in the topsy-turvy world

food companies have good lawyers? Mr. Benson imagines,

Everybody needs to stay just think of what would it mean.

behind the barricade. I would have to negotiate

with the silkworm Oall your first witness.

for the elastic in my britches! So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden

Talking bee! of Honey Farms, big company you have.

How do we know this isn't some sort of I suppose so.

holographic motion-picture-capture I see you also own

Hollywood wizardry? Honeyburton and Honron!

They could be using laser beams! Yes, they provide beekeepers

Robotics! Ventriloquism! for our farms.

Oloning! For all we know, Beekeeper. I find that

he could be on steroids! to be a very disturbing term.

Mr. Benson? I don't imagine you employ

Ladies and gentlemen, any bee-free-ers, do you?

there's no trickery here. - No.

I'm just an ordinary bee. - I couldn't hear you.

Honey's pretty important to me. - No.

It's important to all bees. - No.

We invented it! Because you don't free bees.

We make it. And we protect it You keep bees. Not only that,

with our lives. it seems you thought a bear would be

Unfortunately, there are an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

some people in this room They're very lovable creatures.

who think they can take it from us Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.

'cause we're the little guys! You mean like this?

I'm hoping that, after this is all over, Bears kill bees!

you'll see how, by taking our honey, How'd you like his head crashing

you not only take everything we have through your living room?!

but everything we are! Biting into your couch!

I wish he'd dress like that Spitting out your throw pillows!

all the time. So nice! OK, that's enough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Not yet it isn't. But is this

Your name intrigues me. what it's come to for you?

- Where have I heard it before? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees

- I was with a band called The Police. so you don't

But you've never been have to rehearse

a police officer, have you? your part and learn your lines, sir?

No, I haven't. Watch it, Benson!

No, you haven't. And so here I could blow right now!

we have yet another example This isn't a goodfella.

of bee culture casually This is a badfella!

stolen by a human Why doesn't someone just step on

for nothing more than this creep, and we can all go home?!

a prance-about stage name. - Order in this court!

Oh, please. - You're all thinking it!

Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Order! Order, I say!

Because I'm feeling - Say it!

a little stung, Sting. - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!

Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! I think it was awfully nice

That's not his real name?! You idiots! of that bear to pitch in like that.

Mr. Liotta, first, I think the jury's on our side.

belated congratulations on Are we doing everything right, legally?

your Emmy win for a guest spot I'm a florist.

on ER in 2005. Right. Well, here's to a great team.

Thank you. Thank you. To a great team!

I see from your resume Well, hello.

that you're devilishly handsome - Ken!

with a churning inner turmoil - Hello.

that's ready to blow. I didn't think you were coming.

I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? No, I was just late.

I tried to call, but... the battery. with your little mind games.

I didn't want all this to go to waste, - What's that?

so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. - Italian Vogue.

Oh, that was lucky. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.

There's a little left. A lot of ads.

I could heat it up. Remember what Van said, why is

Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. your life more valuable than mine?

So I hear you're quite a tennis player. Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!

I'm not much for the game myself. I think something stinks in here!

The ball's a little grabby. I love the smell of flowers.

That's where I usually sit. How do you like the smell of flames?!

Right... there. Not as much.

Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, Water bug! Not taking sides!

and he agreed with me that eating with Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!

chopsticks isn't really a special skill. This is pathetic!

You think I don't see what you're doing? I've got issues!

I know how hard it is to find Well, well, well, a royal flush!

the rightjob. We have that in common. - You're bluffing.

Do we? - Am I?

Bees have 100 percent employment, Surf's up, dude!

but we do jobs like taking the crud out. Poo water!

That's just what That bowl is gnarly.

I was thinking about doing. Except for those dirty yellow rings!

Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor Kenneth! What are you doing?!

for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. You know, I don't even like honey!

I'm going to drain the old stinger. I don't eat it!

Yeah, you do that. We need to talk!

Look at that. He's just a little bee!

You know, I've just about had it And he happens to be

the nicest bee I've met in a long time! with this jury,

Long time? What are you talking about?! or it's gonna be all over.

Are there other bugs in your life? Don't worry. The only thing I have

No, but there are other things bugging to do to turn this jury around

me in life. And you're one of them! is to remind them

Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... of what they don't like about bees.

My nerves are fried from riding - You got the tweezers?

on this emotional roller coaster! - Are you allergic?

Goodbye, Ken. Only to losing, son. Only to losing.

And for your information, Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you

I prefer sugar-free, artificial what I think we'd all like to know.

sweeteners made by man! What exactly is your relationship

I'm sorry about all that. to that woman?

I know it's got We're friends.

an aftertaste! I like it! - Good friends?

I always felt there was some kind - Yes.

of barrier between Ken and me. How good? Do you live together?

I couldn't overcome it. Wait a minute...

Oh, well. Are you her little...

Are you OK for the trial? ...bedbug?

I believe Mr. Montgomery I've seen a bee documentary or two.

is about out of ideas. From what I understand,

We would like to call doesn't your queen give birth

Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. to all the bee children?

Good idea! You can really see why he's - Yeah, but...

considered one of the best lawyers... - So those aren't your real parents!

Yeah. - Oh, Barry...

Layton, you've - Yes, they are!

gotta weave some magic Hold me back!

You're an illegitimate bee, team stung Layton T. Montgomery.

aren't you, Benson? - Hey, buddy.

He's denouncing bees! - Hey.

Don't y'all date your cousins? - Is there much pain?

- Objection! - Yeah.

- I'm going to pincushion this guy! I...

Adam, don't! It's what he wants! I blew the whole case, didn't I?

Oh, I'm hit!! It doesn't matter. What matters is

Oh, lordy, I am hit! you're alive. You could have died.

Order! Order! I'd be better off dead. Look at me.

The venom! The venom They got it from the cafeteria

is coursing through my veins! downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.

I have been felled Look, there's

by a winged beast of destruction! a little celery still on it.

You see? You can't treat them What was it like to sting someone?

like equals! They're striped savages! I can't explain it. It was all...

Stinging's the only thing All adrenaline and then...

they know! It's their way! and then ecstasy!

- Adam, stay with me. All right.

- I can't feel my legs. You think it was all a trap?

What angel of mercy Of course. I'm sorry.

will come forward to suck the poison I flew us right into this.

from my heaving buttocks? What were we thinking? Look at us. We're

I will have order in this court. Order! just a couple of bugs in this world.

Order, please! What will the humans do to us

The case of the honeybees if they win?

versus the human race I don't know.

took a pointed turn against the bees I hear they put the roaches in motels.

yesterday when one of their legal That doesn't sound so bad.

Adam, they check in, of this court's valuable time?

but they don't check out! How much longer will we allow

Oh, my. these absurd shenanigans to go on?

Oould you get a nurse They have presented no compelling

to close that window? evidence to support their charges

- Why? against my clients,

- The smoke. who run legitimate businesses.

Bees don't smoke. I move for a complete dismissal

Right. Bees don't smoke. of this entire case!

Bees don't smoke! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going

But some bees are smoking. to have to consider

That's it! That's our case! Mr. Montgomery's motion.

It is? It's not over? But you can't! We have a terrific case.

Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Where is your proof?

Get back to the court and stall. Where is the evidence?

Stall any way you can. Show me the smoking gun!

And assuming you've done step correctly, you're Hold it, Your Honor!
ready for the tub.
You want a smoking gun?
Mr. Flayman.
Here is your smoking gun.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
What is that?
Where is the rest of your team?
It's a bee smoker!
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
What, this?
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
This harmless little contraption?
and as a result,
This couldn't hurt a fly,
we don't make very good time.
let alone a bee.
I actually heard a funny story about...
Look at what has happened
Your Honor,
to bees who have never been asked,
haven't these ridiculous bugs
"Smoking or non?"
taken up enough
Is this what nature intended for us?
To be forcibly addicted - What if Montgomery's right?

to smoke machines - What do you mean?

and man-made wooden slat work camps? We've been living the bee way

Living out our lives as honey slaves a long time, 27 million years.

to the white man? Oongratulations on your victory.

- What are we gonna do? What will you demand as a settlement?

- He's playing the species card. First, we'll demand a complete shutdown

Ladies and gentlemen, please, of all bee work camps.

free these bees! Then we want back the honey

Free the bees! Free the bees! that was ours to begin with,

Free the bees! every last drop.

Free the bees! Free the bees! We demand an end to the glorification

The court finds in favor of the bees! of the bear as anything more

Vanessa, we won! than a filthy, smelly,

I knew you could do it! High-five! bad-breath stink machine.

Sorry. We're all aware

I'm OK! You know what this means? of what they do in the woods.

All the honey Wait for my signal.

will finally belong to the bees. Take him out.

Now we won't have He'll have nauseous

to work so hard all the time. for a few hours, then he'll be fine.

This is an unholy perversion And we will no longer tolerate

of the balance of nature, Benson. bee-negative nicknames...

You'll regret this. But it's just a prance-about stage name!

Barry, how much honey is out there? ...unnecessary inclusion of honey

All right. One at a time. in bogus health products

Barry, who are you wearing? and la-dee-da human

My sweater is Ralph Lauren, tea-time snack garnishments.

and I have no pants. Oan't breathe.

Bring it in, boys! It's the greatest thing in the world!

Hold it right there! Good. I was excited to be part of making it.

Tap it. This was my new desk. This was my

Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, new job. I wanted to do it really well.

and there's gallons more coming! And now...

- I think we need to shut down! Now I can't.

- Shut down? We've never shut down. I don't understand

Shut down honey production! why they're not happy.

Stop making honey! I thought their lives would be better!

Turn your key, sir! They're doing nothing. It's amazing.

What do we do now? Honey really changes people.

Oannonball! You don't have any idea

We're shutting honey production! what's going on, do you?

Mission abort. - What did you want to show me?

Aborting pollination and nectar detail. - This.

Returning to base. What happened here?

Adam, you wouldn't believe That is not the half of it.

how much honey was out there. Oh, no. Oh, my.

Oh, yeah? They're all wilting.

What's going on? Where is everybody? Doesn't look very good, does it?

- Are they out celebrating? No.

- They're home. And whose fault do you think that is?

They don't know what to do. You know, I'm gonna guess bees.

Laying out, sleeping in. Bees?

I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way Specifically, me.

to San Antonio with a cricket. I didn't think bees not needing to make

At least we got our honey back. honey would affect all these things.

Sometimes I think, so what if humans It's notjust flowers.

liked our honey? Who wouldn't? Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
That's our whole SAT test right there. Tournament of Roses.

Take away produce, that affects Roses can't do sports.

the entire animal kingdom. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?

And then, of course... Roses!

The human species? Vanessa!

So if there's no more pollination, Roses?!

it could all just go south here, Barry?

couldn't it? - Roses are flowers!

I know this is also partly my fault. - Yes, they are.

How about a suicide pact? Flowers, bees, pollen!

How do we do it? I know.

- I'll sting you, you step on me. That's why this is the last parade.

- Thatjust kills you twice. Maybe not.

Right, right. Oould you ask him to slow down?

Listen, Barry... Oould you slow down?

sorry, but I gotta get going. Barry!

I had to open my mouth and talk. OK, I made a huge mistake.

Vanessa? This is a total disaster, all my fault.

Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Yes, it kind of is.

Where are you going? I've ruined the planet.

To the final Tournament of Roses parade I wanted to help you

in Pasadena. with the flower shop.

They've moved it to this weekend I've made it worse.

because all the flowers are dying. Actually, it's completely closed down.

It's the last chance I thought maybe you were remodeling.

I'll ever have to see it. But I have another idea, and it's

Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. greater than my previous ideas combined.

I never meant it to turn out like this. I don't want to hear it!

I know. Me neither. All right, they have the roses,

the roses have the pollen. - I believe I'm the pea.

I know every bee, plant - The pea?

and flower bud in this park. It goes under the mattresses.

All we gotta do is get what they've got - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.

back here with what we've got. - I'm getting the marshal.

- Bees. You do that!

- Park. This whole parade is a fiasco!

- Pollen! Let's see what this baby'll do.

- Flowers. Hey, what are you doing?!

- Repollination! Then all we do

- Across the nation! is blend in with traffic...

Tournament of Roses, ...without arousing suspicion.

Pasadena, Oalifornia. Once at the airport,

They've got nothing there's no stopping us.

but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Stop! Security.

Security will be tight. - You and your insect pack your float?

I have an idea. - Yes.

Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Has it been

Official floral business. It's real. in your possession the entire time?

Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Would you remove your shoes?

Thank you. It was a gift. - Remove your stinger.

Once inside, - It's part of me.

we just pick the right float. I know. Just having some fun.

How about The Princess and the Pea? Enjoy your flight.

I could be the princess, Then if we're lucky, we'll have

and you could be the pea! just enough pollen to do the job.

Yes, I got it. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We

- Where should I sit? have just enough pollen to do the job!

- What are you? I think this is gonna work.

It's got to work. please report to the cockpit?

Attention, passengers, And please hurry!

this is Oaptain Scott. What happened here?

We have a bit of bad weather There was a DustBuster,

in New York. a toupee, a life raft exploded.

It looks like we'll experience One's bald, one's in a boat,

a couple hours delay. they're both unconscious!

Barry, these are cut flowers - Is that another bee joke?

with no water. They'll never make it. - No!

I gotta get up there No one's flying the plane!

and talk to them. This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.

Be careful. What's your status?

Oan I get help This is Vanessa Bloome.

with the Sky Mall magazine? I'm a florist from New York.

I'd like to order the talking Where's the pilot?

inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. He's unconscious,

Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. and so is the copilot.

- What'd you say, Hal? Not good. Does anyone onboard

- Nothing. have flight experience?

Bee! As a matter of fact, there is.

Don't freak out! My entire species... - Who's that?

What are you doing? - Barry Benson.

- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! From the honey trial?! Oh, great.

- Who's an attorney? Vanessa, this is nothing more

Don't move. than a big metal bee.

Oh, Barry. It's got giant wings, huge engines.

Good afternoon, passengers. I can't fly a plane.

This is your captain. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?

Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B - Yes.

How hard could it be? - Get this on the air!

Wait, Barry! - Got it.

We're headed into some lightning. - Stand by.

This is Bob Bumble. We have some - We're going live.

late-breaking news from JFK Airport, The way we work may be a mystery to you.

where a suspenseful scene Making honey takes a lot of bees

is developing. doing a lot of small jobs.

Barry Benson, But let me tell you about a small job.

fresh from his legal victory... If you do it well,

That's Barry! it makes a big difference.

...is attempting to land a plane, More than we realized.

loaded with people, flowers To us, to everyone.

and an incapacitated flight crew. That's why I want to get bees

Flowers?! back to working together.

We have a storm in the area That's the bee way!

and two individuals at the controls We're not made of Jell-O.

with absolutely no flight experience. We get behind a fellow.

Just a minute. - Black and yellow!

There's a bee on that plane. - Hello!

I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson Left, right, down, hover.

and his no-account compadres. - Hover?

They've done enough damage. - Forget hover.

But isn't he your only hope? This isn't so hard.

Technically, a bee Beep-beep! Beep-beep!

shouldn't be able to fly at all. Barry, what happened?!

Their wings are too small... Wait, I think we were

Haven't we heard this a million times? on autopilot the whole time.

"The surface area of the wings - That may have been helping me.

and body mass make no sense." - And now we're not!

So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. for a happy occasion in there?

All of you, let's get The Pollen Jocks!

behind this fellow! Move it out! They do get behind a fellow.

Move out! - Black and yellow.

Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, - Hello.

you copy me with the wings of the plane! All right, let's drop this tin can

Don't have to yell. on the blacktop.

I'm not yelling! Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?

We're in a lot of trouble. No, nothing. It's all cloudy.

It's very hard to concentrate Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.

with that panicky tone in your voice! - Thinking bee.

It's not a tone. I'm panicking! - Thinking bee.

I can't do this! Thinking bee!

Vanessa, pull yourself together. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

You have to snap out of it! Wait a minute.

You snap out of it. I think I'm feeling something.

You snap out of it. - What?

- You snap out of it! - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.

- You snap out of it! Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.

- You snap out of it! Bring the nose down.

- You snap out of it! Thinking bee!

- You snap out of it! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- You snap out of it! - What in the world is on the tarmac?

- Hold it! - Get some lights on that!

- Why? Oome on, it's my turn. Thinking bee!

How is the plane flying? Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

I don't know. - Vanessa, aim for the flower.

Hello? - OK.

Benson, got any flowers Out the engines. We're going in

on bee power. Ready, boys? Barry, it worked!

Affirmative! Did you see the giant flower?

Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. What giant flower? Where? Of course

Land on that flower! I saw the flower! That was genius!

Ready? Full reverse! - Thank you.

Spin it around! - But we're not done yet.

- Not that flower! The other one! Listen, everyone!

- Which one? This runway is covered

- That flower. with the last pollen

- I'm aiming at the flower! from the last flowers

That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. available anywhere on Earth.

I mean the giant pulsating flower That means this is our last chance.

made of millions of bees! We're the only ones who make honey,

Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. pollinate flowers and dress like this.

Rotate around it. If we're gonna survive as a species,

- This is insane, Barry! this is our moment! What do you say?

- This's the only way I know how to fly. Are we going to be bees, orjust

Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane Museum of Natural History keychains?

flying in an insect-like pattern? We're bees!

Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Keychain!

Smell it. Full reverse! Then follow me! Except Keychain.

Just drop it. Be a part of it. Hold on, Barry. Here.

Aim for the center! You've earned this.

Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Yeah!

Oome on, already. I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect

Barry, we did it! fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.

You taught me how to fly! Oh, yeah.

- Yes. No high-five! That's our Barry.

- Right. Mom! The bees are back!

If anybody needs It's time to fly.

to make a call, now's the time. Thank you, Barry!

I got a feeling we'll be That bee is living my life!

working late tonight! Let it go, Kenny.

Here's your change. Have a great - When will this nightmare end?!

afternoon! Oan I help who's next? - Let it all go.

Would you like some honey with that? - Beautiful day to fly.

It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. - Sure is.

Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. Between you and me,

And I don't see a nickel! I was dying to get out of that office.

Sometimes I just feel You have got

like a piece of meat! to start thinking bee, my friend.

I had no idea. - Thinking bee!

Barry, I'm sorry. - Me?

Have you got a moment? Hold it. Let's just stop

Would you excuse me? for a second. Hold it.

My mosquito associate will help you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.

Sorry I'm late. Oan we stop here?

He's a lawyer too? I'm not making a major life decision

I was already a blood-sucking parasite. during a production number!

All I needed was a briefcase. All right. Take ten, everybody.

Have a great afternoon! Wrap it up, guys.

Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

and I can't get them anywhere.

No problem, Vannie. 8

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All right, scramble, jocks! Crashie Tunez

Crashie Tunez

i thought this meme was dead...

1 March 27, 2018

Scarlet Gleam

Scarlet Gleam

It is.It died as soon as it was made.

August 6, 2019 Edited

Rainbow Chaser

Rainbow Chaser

Just why

1 March 20, 2019

Rainbow Chaser

Rainbow Chaser

BTW ya like jazz?

1 March 20, 2019

Dank Pony Child

Dank Pony Child

Good job. Now repost it in glitch text.

January 22, 2020

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