NACHIKET: - OKAY, SO BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANT Y’ALL TO KNOW, PLEASE DONT RECORD OUR

JOKES,

EK COMEDIAN PEHLE HE JAIL JAA CHUKA HAI,

PARTH: - HAA, PLEASE, AUR AAJ ISNE HARA BHI PEHNA HAI

PARTH: - OKAY SO, LETS TALK ABOUT SOCIETY,

LOG AAJKAL HAR CHIZ PE BURA MAAN JAATE HAI,

FOR EXAMPLE, LAST WEEK, MAINE APNE DOST SE BOLA,

KI BHAI MERE HOTE HUYE TERA KOI BAAL BHI BAANKA NAHI KAR SAKTA,

ITS A GOOD THING, RIGHT? ISPE BURA MAAN GAYA VO

NACHIKET: - (SCREAMING) BHAAI, USKO STAGE 4 CANCER THA

NACHIKET:- OKAY WELL BUT I AGREE THERE ARE PROBLEMS IN THE SOCIETY

LIKE, RACISM,

ITS A VERY BIG PROBLEM IN INDIAN SOCIETY,

I WANT TO ADRESS THAT PROBLEM, SO ARE THERE ANY SOUTH INDIANS IN THE CROWD, ANYONE?

PARTH JARA PHONE KI FLASHLIGHT CHALU KARKE DEKHNA ??

NACHIKET:- BHAI YE SOCIETY MEIN PROBLEMS AATI KAHAN SE AATI HAI KISKO KO PATA HAI

PARTH:- GOVERNMENT??

NACHIKET:- NHI NHI SOCIAL MEDIA SOCIAL MEDIA SE PROBLEM AATI HAI

NACHIKET:- WELL INSTAGRAM IS A VERY WEIRD PLACE,

LIKE LAST WEEK I WAS IN U.P., I WAS SHOWING INSTAGRAM TO MY AUNT,

I WAS SHOWING A INSTAGRAM POST OF A GIRL,AND IT HAD A HASHTAG,

“NOSTALGIA HITS HARD”.........

TOH MERI AUNT NE PUCHA KI BETA ENGLISH ME PATI KO NOSTALGIA KEHTE HAI KYA

PARTH:-BUT AAJKAL LOGO KO ADVICE NAHI DENI CHAHIYE, I MEAN

MAINE EK AADMI KO BOLA KI, BHAI VITAMIN C KHAAYA KAR, EYESIGHT SAHI HOGI,

IGNORE MAARKE CHALA GAYA,

NACHIKET:- BHAI VO ANDHA THA

PARTH:- ARE YAAR MUJHE LAGA BAJRANG DAL WALA HAI HATH MEIN LATHI THI NA USKE
NACHIKET:- TU SINGLE HAI

NACHIKET:- PAR MAINE SOCHA KI MUJHE BHI APNA YOUTUBE CHANNEL START KARNA CHAHIYE,

KYUNKI AAJKAL KOI BHI ANPADH AUR DIMAG SE PAIDAL AADMI SYSTUM BOLKE BIGBOSS JEET SAKTA
HAI, YA MR BEAST KO COPY KARKE AAPNE BHAI KI VAJAH SE FAMOUS HO SAKTA HAI.

PARTH:- BHAI TUJHE VLOGGING KARNA CHAHIYE,AAJKAL SUNA HAI BAHUT LOG USSE FAMOUS HO
RAHE HAI.

NACHIKET:-ARE PAR NAAHI MERE EK BACHHA HAI JISE ME GAAON SE UTHA KAR PAISE KE LIYE
EXPLOIT KAR RAHA HU, YA EK KUTTA HAI JISE MAI BALOON SE UDA DU, YA EK PILOTS LISCENCE HAI.

NACHIKET:- BUT TUNE SACH BOLA, AGAR KUCH ACHHA KARO IS SOCIETY ME TOH LOG BURA TOH
MAAN JAATE HAI, LIKE EK BAAR MUJHE KE BIHARI BACHHA MILA THA ROTA HUA, SHAYAD GUM GAYA
THA,

TOH MAINE EK ZIMMEDAR NAAGRIK HOTE HUE USKO CONSTRUCTION SITE PE CHHOD DIYA.

PARTH:- PAR TUJHE KAISE PATA KI VO BACHHA BIHARI THA

NACHIKET:- USKE HAATH ME UPSC COACHING A PAMPHLET THA

PARTH: - BUT MAI KUCH TIME SE DEPRESSED THA , TOH MAINE SUICIDE KARNE KA SOCHA

NACHIKET:- PAR TU THERAPIST KE PAAS KYU NAHI GAYA

PARTH:- GAYA THA, MERI KAHANI SUNKE VO BHI BOLDIYA

“US MOMENT BRO”

ISLIYE SOCHA SUICIDE LETTER LIKHU, TOH MAINE APNE KOTA KE DOST KO PHONE LAGAYA FORMAT
KE LIYE, PAR MAI BHUL GAYA THA KI RESULT AAGAYA THA

NACHIKET: - KOTA KE BACHHE THREADS APP USE NAHI KARTE, VO ROPE USE KARTE HAI CAMEO BY
SHUSHANT SINGH RAJPUT

BUT GOVERNMENT KO JO POPULATION CONTROL KARNE ME PROBLEM AATI HAI,

UNKA YAHI KAAM ALLEN BAHUT SAHI SE KARTI HAI

PARTH: - HA, ALLEN WAALO KA TAGLINE PATA HAI KYA HONA CHAHIYE,

INSITITUE AISI BANAO KI,

4 BACHHE AAYE AUR JINDA NAHI JAA SAKE

CAREER LAUNCHER KA NAAM KON LE RAHA HAI?

NACHIKET:- BUT MAI KISMAT ME BELIEVE KARTA HU,

LIKE EK RAAT ME KISMAT BADAL SAKTI HAI,

I AM SURE KAI LOG AISA NAHI MAANTE,

MERI EK DOST THI VO , ME REHTI THI,USKO FAMOUS HONA THA,

TOH MAINE ADVICE DI KI TU DELHI JAA, IM SURE VAHA PE TU KUCH KAREGI AUR TU FAMOUS HO
JAAYEGI,

VO RAAT’O RAAT FAMOUS HOGYI,YEAH USKA NAME #1 TWITTER PE TRENDING CHAL RAHA THA BAS
PATA NAHI KYU LOG USKE NAAM KE AAGE JUSTICE FOR LAGA RAHE THE AUR CANDLE KI BAHUT
PHOTO THI

PARTH: - BHAI VO SECTION 375 WAALA THA

NACHIKET: - VO KYA HOTA HAI,

PARTH: - VO NITIN SIR SE PUCH

NACHIKET:- SIR KAL DOUNT LEKE AATA HOON

PARTH: - HA BUT DELHI AISI JAGAH HAI HI,

LIKE EK BAAR ME METRO LE RAHA THA DELHI ME, AUR MAINE POSTER DEKHA, USPE LIKHA THA,

“WAKE UP DELHI AND STANDUP FOR WOMAN SAFTEY”

AND I WAS LIKE NAHI, AGAR DELHI JAAG RAHA HAI TOH WOMAN SAFE NAHI HO SAKTI

NACHIKET:-BHAI TEREKO EK FACT BATAU ACCORDING TO HEALTH SURVEY RECORD DELHI WOMEN’S
MEIN SABSE ZYADA IRON HOTA HAI AFTER 2012

BHAI SRK DELHI KA HAI NA USKE LINE HAI HAAR KE JEETNE WAALO KO HI BAAZIGAR KEHTE HAI

PARTH:- BHAI YE MAT BOL YE HI LINE MEINE EK BANDE KO USKE FUNERAL PE BOLI, USKE PARIVAAR
WAALE WALE CHITA MEIN AAG LAGANE KE WAJAYE WHO AAG KO LEKE MERE PEECHE BHAAG RAHE
THE BAAD MEIN PATA CHAL WHO BANDA CNACER SE HAAR GAYA THA

NACHIKET:- BHAI TU BAHUT KUCH BOLTA,

PATA HAI TUM LOGO KO, ISNE LAST WEEK SUCHI LAHA KO BOL DIYA KI SUNO TUM BENGALI HO NA,

PLEASE MERI CRUSH PE KAALA JAADU KARKE USE PATWA DO......

PARTH:- ARE MUJHE LAGA USE KAALA JAADU AATA HOGA.........ISLIYE PUCHA

NACHIKET:-SAALE ACHHI VIDEOS DEKHA KAR,

MAI KAL EK ACHHI VIDEO DEKH RAHA THA JISME EK FATHER APNE BACHHE KO MOTIVATE KAR RAHE
THE AUR INSPIRE KAR RAHE THE, TEREKO LINK BHEJI THI NA MEINE USKO

PARTH:- BHAI TU BURARI CASE KI DOCUMENTRY DEKH RAHA THA

BHAI TU 15 KA HAI NA TU COCOMELON DEKHA KAR

NACHIKET:-IM SURE SAB NE VO CROW AUR PATTHAR KI STORY SUNI HOGI,

AAJ KE TIME PE VO CROW PYSASA HAI, PTA HAI KYU,

SAARE PATTHAR KASHMIRI LE GAYE

BY THE WAY PARTH, LOG TUJHE KAL MAAR KYU RAHE THE,
PARTH:- ARE MAINE EK RAJASTHANI COUPLE KO BAAP BETI BOL DIYA

PARTH:- BHAI MAI EK DIN INDIAN SUICIDE SQUAD DEKH RAHA THA,

NACHIKET:- BUT, INDIAN VERSION TOH BANA NAHI HAI

PARTH:- PADMAAVAT

NACHIKET:- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WAS THE FAVOURIATE JOKE OF GENERAL DYER?

PARTH:- KYA?

NACHIKET:- DARWAAZE KO KUNDI MAARO KOI BHI BACHKE JAANE PAAYE

PARTH:- BUT LETS TALK ABOUT PEOPLE, LIKE HAM LOG AISA JUDGE KARTEE HAI LOGO KO,

FOR EXAMPLE SALMAN KHAN, SALMAN KHAN INTROVERT THA, BOL NAHI PAAYE HONGE KI
FOOTHPATH SE HAT JAAO

NACHIKET:- AUR UNHONE TOH BAS POVERTY HATAYI HAI GAADI KI MADAD SE

NACHIKET:- BUT AAJKAL CHARITY KARNA BHI BAHUT RISKY KAAM HAI,

LIKE MAI EK BAAR ORPHANAGE GAYA, MAINE VAHA BACHHO MAI BISCUIT BAANTE , TOH ACHANAK
SE SAB RONE LAG GAYE,

PHIR MAINE BISCUIT UTHA KAR DEKHA TOH USPE MOM’S MAGIC LIKHA HUA THA

ACHHA HUA MAINE FAMILY PACK ICE CREAM NAHI BAANTI

BHAI WAISE ORPHAN SE YAD AAYA ARADHYA AAYI HAI KYA, RUKJA MAGNIFYING GLASS SE DEKH
RAHA WAISE I DON’T KNOW THAT ARADHYA IS THAT FAMOUS JAB TAK MEINE GULLUVERS TRAVEL
NHI PADHI THI

NACHIKET:- SABNE ANUV JAIN SUNA HAI,MAI EK BAAR USKE GAANE SUNNE KI VAJAH SE PROBLEM
ME PADD GAYA,

ME EK BAAR TURKEY GAYA THA, JAB EARTHQUAKE AAYA THA, VAHA JAAKE ME TUTE MAKAN’ GAANE
BAJA DIYA

PARTH:- BHAI TUNE KABHI CONCERT ATTEND KARA HAI ?

NACHIKET:- HN KARA HAI NA BTS KA

PARTH :- WHO INDIA KAB AAYE

NACHIKET:- NHI WOH YAHAN GALI MEIN KUCH BACHE GAA RAHE THE NA
PARTH:- ARE ARE WAISE CONCERT MEIN GAS FILATE HAI NA TOH SHANKAR MAHADEVAN KA
CONCERT HUA THA BHOPAL MEIN USMEIN JISMEIN USNE BREATHLESS GAANA GAATE WAQT USNE
KONSI GAS FILAYI HOGI

NACHIKET:- KONSI?

PARTH:- MYTHYL ISCOSYDIADE THE WHOLE AUDIENCE WAS BREATHLESS AT THAT TIME

NACHIKET:- BUT MERE PAAS EK SUGGESTION HAI,

IF LAUGHING IS THE BEST MEDICINE,TOH AGAR HAM SAB, WHEELCHAIR PE BAITHE LOGO PE HASNA
CHAALU KARDE, TOH KYA PATA...........?

NACHIKET :- BUT MAINE EK NAYA PHONE ABHI LIYA, TOH MUJHE NAYE FEATURES PATA NAHI THE?

TOH MERI MAUSI KE YAHA HARYANA ME BETI HUI THI, TOH MAINE SAD EMOJI BHEJ DIYA?

ANYWAYS AB 13 TERA DIN BAAD JAANA HAI UNKE GHAR

PARTH:- BHAI BUT MAI AVTAR THE WAY OF WATER WAALO KI CASTING SE NAARAAZ HU

NACHIKET:-KYU PARTH :- UNHONE SRIDEVI KO NAHI LIYA

NACHIKET:- WELL PARTH AB MUJHE NIKALNA HOGA, MUJHE DEADLIFT KARNA HAI 3 AUR LOGO KE
SAATH,

PARTH:-OHOO GYM JOIN KALRIYA FINALLY

ABE GYM KI BAAT KON KAR RAHA HAI, MUJHE ARTHI KO KANDHA DENE JAANA HAI

CHAL BHAI MEIN BHI JAA RAHA SUICIDE KARNE

NHI BHAI SUICIDE MAT KARLIO KAL MOCK HAI MANOJ SIR TEREKO TERI ARTHI SE UTHA KE TEREKO
MOCK LIKHWAYEINGE

THANK YOU EVERYONE KI AAP LOGO NE ENJOY AUR HUAMRE PE JOOTHE PHEK KE MAARE

AND AT LAST ALLAH HU AKBAR BOOOOOOM

JAI SHREE RAMMMM