The Best Barbie

Movie Quotes –
Inspiration and Fun
| 2023

I’m so grateful that I was invited to a private

advanced screening of the new Barbie Movie and I
loved every second. So, I decided to share a
collection of the best Barbie Movie quotes for
inspiration and fun.

Some of these Barbie Quotes may be a bit spoilery,

so feel free to skip to my Barbie Movie review for
positive moms until you watch the movie. I’m also
sharing a list of Barbie Movies in order to take us
Barbie fans down memory lane.

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About Barbie ( the 2023

movie)
To live in Barbie Land is to be a perfect being in a
perfect place.

Unless you have a full-on existential crisis.

Or you’re a Ken.

The 2023 Barbie film comes to theaters on July

21st.

Greta Gerwig created a masterpiece as iconic as our

beloved Barbie. I laughed, cried, giggled, blushed,
and felt all the feels.

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Note: I’m writing this during the 2023 WGA and

SAG-AFTRA strikes. The Barbie Movie would not
exist without the labor of love of those who created
these quotes and the people that brought them to
life: the writers and actors in these unions.

Best Barbie Movie Quotes

– Inspiration
Barbie has been inspiring the world since 1959. In
the 80’s, when we had the means to afford a TV, I
remember watching Barbie commercials and being
in awe.

I had never seen women do what Barbie did. Or

own what Barbie owned. I didn’t really care what
she looked like, because she was living her dreams!

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I broke up the Barbie quotes into two categories.

Here are some that fall under inspiration and self-
reflection:

“Humans only have one

ending. Ideas live forever.” ~
Ruth

“We mothers stand still so

our daughters can look back
to see how far they have
come.” ~ Ruth

“I work hard so I deserve it.”

“The choice is now yours.” ~

Weird Barbie

“Because Barbie can be

anything, women can be
anything.”

“You have to go to the real

world. You can go back to
your regular life, and forget
any of this ever happened. Or
you can know the truth about
the universe.” ~ Weird Barbie

“Everybody turn to the Barbie

next to you and tell her how
much you love her.
Compliment her.”

“I feel so beautiful.”

“You’re gonna start getting

sad, and mushy, and
complicated.”

“Everyone hates women. Men

hate women and women hate
women. It’s the one thing we
can agree on.” ~ Sasha

“Ideas live forever. Humans,

not so much.” ~ Ruth

“We fixed everything so all

women in the real world are
happy.”

“I cry too. It’s actually kind of

amazing.” ~ Barbie

“Men look at me like I’m an

object, girls hate me.” ~
Barbie

“I’m trained to stand

confidently here.” ~ Ken

“Either you’re brainwashed,

or you’re ugly and weird.
There is no in-between.” ~
Barbie

“Thanks to Barbie, all

problems of feminism have
been solved.” ~ Barbie Movie
Narrator

“She’s not dead, she’s just

having an existential crisis.” ~
Weird Barbie

“You’ve been making women

feel bad about themselves
since you were invented.” ~
Sasha

“This is the best day ever! So

was Yesterday, and so is
tomorrow, and every day
from now until forever.” ~
Barbie

“The real world is not perfect,

but you inspire me.”

“I bet they all hug you and say

thank you.”

“You’re so beautiful.” “I know

it.”

“I’m just a boring mom, with

a boring job and a daughter
who hates me.”

“Everyone really likes me,

and thinks I’m cool and
pretty.” ~ Stereotypical
Barbie

“I’m not pretty anymore.”

“I’m not good enough for

anything.”

“It is literally impossible to be

a woman.” ~ Gloria

“What if he doesn’t like me

anymore?”

“I just learned to cry. First I

got one tear. Then I got a
whole bunch.”

“I want to be a part of the

people that make meaning,
not the thing that is made.”

“I’m really sorry I took you

for granted.”

“I only exist within the

warmth of your gaze.”

“Maybe it’s time to discover

who Ken is.” ~ Barbie

“Barbie is a doctor and a

lawyer, and so much more
than that.” ~ Barbie

“Ken is me.” ~ Ken

Best Barbie Movie Quotes

– Fun
One big element, and maybe the most expected and
predictable of this film is that there’s a lot of joyful
fun happening. So the fun quotes are up next:

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“Since the beginning of time,

since the first little girl ever
existed, there have been dolls.
But the dolls were always and
forever baby dolls, until…” ~
Barbie Movie Narrator

“Which can be fun… for a

while, anyway. Ask your
mother.” ~ Barbie Movie
Narrator

“Barbie changed everything.

And then she changed
everything again.”

“She was discontinued by

Mattel because a pregnant
doll was just too weird.” ~
Barbie Movie Narrator

“It’s almost like reverse

here.” ~ Barbie

“Barbie is all these women.

And all these women are
Barbie.” ~ Barbie Movie
Narrator

“You’re very brave, Ken.” ~

Barbie

“Surfing is not even my job. It

is not lifeguard. Which is a
common misconception.” ~
Ken

“Do you guys ever think about

dying?” ~ Barbie

“Every night is girls’ night.” ~

Barbie

“It’s Barbie’s dreamhouse,

not Ken’s dreamhouse.”

“I don’t have anything big

planned. Just a giant blowout
party with all the Barbies, and
planned choreography, and a
bespoke song. You should
stop by.” ~ Barbie

“I do not have a vagina and he

does not have a penis. We
have no genitals.” ~
Stereotypical Barbie

“If this got out, this could

mean extremely weird things
for our world.” ~ Mattel CEO

“Get that Barbie!”

“Are we going to get small,

like doll size or are Barbies
our size?”

“Yay, Space!” ~ Barbie

“Barbie has a great day every

day, but Ken only has a great
day if Barbie looks at him.” ~
Barbie Movie Narrator

“Please call me Mother.” ~

Mattel CEO

“It happens when you play too

hard.”
Best Barbie movie quotes continued…

“I’m just dying to dance.” ~

Barbie

“Hurry up, the President is

here.” ~ Barbie

If this got out, this could

mean extremely weird things
for our world. This would be
catastrophic! ~ Mattel CEO

“I’m confused about that.” ~

Allan

“Hurry Up, the President is

here.” ~ Barbie

“You have to see Weird

Barbie.” ~ Skipper

“Goodnight Barbies! I’m

definitely not thinking about
death anymore.” ~
Stereotypical Barbie

“Why didn’t Barbie tell me

about Patriarchy?” ~
Stereotypical Ken

“I am. You’re welcome!” ~

President Barbie

“That’s cellulite.” ~ Weird

Barbie

“Barbie in the real world.

That’s impossible.” ~ Gloria

“I can do the splits. I have a

funky haircut. And I smell like
basement.” ~ Weird Barbie

“Can I talk to a doctor?” ~ Ken

“Come into my weird house.”

~ Weird Barbie

“You saved Barbieland from

the patriarchy.” ~ Ruth

“What if there’s beach? You’ll

need someone professional in
that.” ~ Ken

“I need a clicky pen.” ~ Ken

“Takes two to open a portal” ~

Weird Barbie

“Men rule the world!” ~ Ken

“I hope nobody sees us, we

have a life-size Barbie in our
car. How did this even
happen? How are you here?
You’re like an idea!” ~ Sasha

“No one rests until this doll is

back in the box.” ~ Mattel
CEO

“I’m not Adventure Barbie,

I’m Stereotypical Barbie!” ~
Barbie
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“Blame Mattel. They made the

rules.” ~ Weird Barbie