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DECEMBER 4, 2023
6 GOINGS ON
9 THE TALK OF THE TOWN
Amy Davidson Sorkin on televising Trump’s trials;
all aboard the ark; a guide to the surf zone;
with a stomp and a scuff; ask an artificial agent.
ONWARD AND UPWARD WITH THE ARTS
Rebecca Mead 14 Interiors
The German actress Sandra Hüller’s commitment.
SHOUTS & MURMURS
Jay Katsir 21 Things I’ve Heard Myself Say Aloud to My Kids
ANNALS OF HOLLYWOOD
Hua Hsu 22 The Man Behind the Nose
Kazu Hiro’s re-creation of Leonard Bernstein’s look.
BRAVE NEW WORLD DEPT.
Stephen Witt 28 The Chosen Chip
Nvidia’s vital role in the development of A.I.
AMERICAN CHRONICLES
Jennifer Gonnerman 38 The Aftermath
A sister’s response to her brother’s crimes.
FICTION
Teju Cole 48 “Incoming”
THE CRITICS
BOOKS
Andrew O’Hagan 52 The dawn of the celebrity couple.
Adam Kirsch 57 Rediscovering the work of Israel Joshua Singer.
61 Briefly Noted
THE ART WORLD
Jackson Arn 62 Ilana Harris-Babou takes on wellness culture.
THE THEATRE
Helen Shaw 64 “Hell’s Kitchen,” “The Gardens of Anuncia.”
THE CURRENT CINEMA
Anthony Lane 66 “Napoleon,” “Monster.”
POEMS
Linda Gregerson 32 “Refrain”
Cynthia Zarin 45 “November”
COVER
Sergio García Sánchez “Ready to Soar”
DRAWINGS Michael Maslin, Tommy Siegel, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Meredith Southard, Mads Horwath,
Ali Solomon, Drew Dernavich, Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby, Asher Perlman, Brooke Bourgeois, Amy Kurzweil,
Jeremy Nguyen, Ben Chase, Guy Richards Smit, Glen Baxter, Ellie Black SPOTS Sarah Letteney
Faroe Islands #5, 2023, 24 x 20 inches, oil on canvas. © 2023 Mitchell Johnson.
Mitchell Johnson
“Like all of Johnson’s works, a latent conflict is built into the scene, in the form of often abrupt contrasts of
space and form. Strange as it may seem to say so, they are implicitly psychodramas disguised as physical
drama. I am arguing that they have an emotional cutting edge, making them more than matter-of-factly
descriptive and ingeniously abstract.” —Donald Kuspit, Whitehot Magazine, July 2023
Digital catalog by email request: mitchell.catalog@gmail.com
Additional info: www.mitchelljohnson.com Instagram: @mitchell_johnson_artist
CONTRIBUTORS
Jennifer Gonnerman (“The Aftermath,” Stephen Witt (“ The Chosen Chip,”
p. 38) became a staff writer in 2015. In p. 28) published “How Music Got Free”
2021, she received the National Mag- in 2015.
azine Award for Profile Writing for
her New Yorker article “Survival Story.” Rebecca Mead (“Interiors,” p. 44), a staff
writer since 1997, most recently pub-
Hua Hsu (“The Man Behind the Nose,” lished the memoir “Home/Land.”
p. 22), a staff writer, is the author of
the memoir “Stay True,” which was Sergio García Sánchez (Cover), a car-
awarded a 2027 Pulitzer Prize. toonist and an illustrator, is the author,
with Nadja Spiegelman, of the book
Linda Gregerson (Poem, p. 32) is the “Blancaflor, the Hero with Secret Pow-
author of, most recently, the poetry ers.” He collaborated on this week’s cover
collection “Canopy.” with his wife, the artist Lola Moral.
Teju Cole (Fiction, p. 48) teaches at Amy Davidson Sorkin (Comment, p. 9),
Harvard University. His latest book is a staff writer, is a regular contributor
the novel “Tremor.” to Comment. She also writes a column
for newyorker.com.
Sheila Yasmin Marikar (The Talk of the
Town, p. 42) has been contributing to Andrew O’Hagan (Books, p. 52) is the
The New Yorker since 2016. Her next author of six novels, and a seventh,
novel, “Friends in Napa,” is forthcom- “Caledonian Road,” is due out next
ing in April. year. He is the editor at large of the
London Review of Books.
Jay Katsir (Shouts & Murmurs, p. 24) is
a head writer and a supervising pro- Cynthia Zarin (Poem, p. 45) teaches at
ducer for “The Late Show with Ste- Yale. Her forthcoming books are “In-
phen Colbert.” verno” and “Next Day.”
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THE MAIL
A RESPONSIBLE PARTY a compelling exploration of the ramifi-
cations that this view has for our beliefs
In McKay Coppins’s biography of Mitt about choice and the meaning of life.
Romney, which Michael Luo reviews, Victor I. Reus
Romney questions his role in the rise of Distinguished Professor Emeritus
Trumpism (Books, November 6th). In Department of Psychiatry and
Coppins’s words, Romney wonders, “Was Behavioral Sciences
the rot on the right new, or was it some- University of California, San Francisco
thing very old just now bubbling to the San Francisco, Calif.
surface? And what role had the mem-
bers of the mainstream establishment–– Krishnan’s review reminded me of the
people like him, the reasonable Republi- second epilogue of “War and Peace,” in
cans––played in allowing that rot to which Tolstoy anticipates many of the
fester?” The answer might be found in scientific and philosophical points raised
Romney’s career at Bain Capital, a com- by Sapolsky in his book. Despite the ob-
pany that he co-founded and ran for vious reality of our subjection to natu-
around fifteen years before he entered ral laws, Tolstoy observes, “we feel our-
politics. As the Washington Post has doc- selves to be free.” He recognizes that a
umented, Bain was a pioneer in the prac- lack of free will doesn’t eliminate our
tice of outsourcing American jobs over- need for theology, jurisprudence, ethics,
seas. In doing so, the firm likely helped or history, adding, “Through his reason
to lay the groundwork for the changing man observes himself, but only through
economic circumstances that led so many consciousness does he know himself.”
voters to turn toward Donald Trump. Woody Houchin
Kevin Coburn Redding, Calif.
Vergennes, Vt.
11
FREEDOM FIGHT
THE TRICOLOR VARIATIONS
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husband. “And it was on the water, which he
loved.”—Sarah Larson
verse,” a new six-part series on Audible, the and the modern at once, makes for an ap- nor has the number about “the Jews” and
Anchorage-based drummer, voice-over actor, pealing bridge between worlds. “In order to Broadway success. Happily, Leslie Rodriguez
and Inupiat storyteller James Dommek, Jr., get this story, I had to give Nick dried seal Kritzer cannonballs into her part as the Lady
journeys across his home state to gather tra- meat and unhack his Facebook,” he says in of the Lake, accelerated by her comic mania
ditional tales from fellow Alaska Natives. He one episode. “That’s like two cultural trains and a welter of seemingly improvised jokes.
visits Utqiagvik, the northernmost city in the colliding at full speed.”—Sarah Larson Grail, shmail. She’s the prize.—Helen Shaw
U.S., to hear about a murderous cryptid; Ju- (St. James; open run.)
neau, for a story about a clever, shape-shifting ART | If you ask someone who doesn’t enjoy
otter; Athabascan territory, to learn about a going to museums to imagine an abstract MOVIES | Some infuriating repetitions of
girl who turned into a salmon. “There’s not work of art, he might come up with something history get a fascinating showcase in Nicole
always going to be a hero’s journey—most along the lines of the paintings in “Robert Newnham’s documentary “The Disappearance
traditional Native stories are much weirder Ryman: 1961-1964.” They demand a lot. Thick, of Shere Hite.” The film is centered on Hite, a
than that,” Dommek says. They are—and scabby strokes of white cover bright fields of graduate student in social history at Columbia
they’re also a means for cultures to connect. color or patches of brown canvas. Viewers, in University in the late nineteen-sixties and
Peter Gelb
Tickets start at $25 metopera.org/holidays MARIA MANET TI SHREM GENER AL MANAGER
Yannick Nézet-Séguin
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THE TALK OF THE TOWN
COMMENT him votes; and in New York, on state every courthouse room were used for
THE TRUMP SHOW charges of falsifying business records. overflow, it would hold only “a minute
(Trump has denied any wrongdoing.) fraction of the 81.3 million victims” of
n November 6th, Donald Trump Currently, only the Georgia proceedings Trump’s alleged scheme to invalidate
O emerged from a New York City
courtroom, where he had testified in a
are due to be televised. New York law se-
verely restricts what parts of a criminal
votes cast for Joe Biden.
The brief adds that there has never
civil trial alleging that he and others in trial can be filmed, and the federal judi- been a trial “in the history of our Na-
the Trump Organization had commit- cial system’s Rule 53 blocks the broad- tion” for which televised proceedings
ted fraud, and gave himself a great re- casting of federal criminal trials. were more important. Trump is not just
view. “I think it went very well,” he told A coalition of media organizations the former President but the leading
reporters. “If you were there, and you has asked Judge Tanya Chutkan, who contender for the 2024 Republican nom-
listened, you’d see what a scam this is.” is presiding over the D.C. case, to make ination. The conduct of the trials, their
He meant that the case was a scam and an exception. (NBCUniversal Media fairness, and their possibly damning ver-
not that his company was. “Everybody filed a similar motion.) The coalition, dicts will be at the center of the elec-
saw what happened today,” he went on. which includes Advance, The New tion. Transparency is crucial.
“And it was very conclusive.” Yorker’s parent company, argues that Jack Smith, the special counsel in both
In truth, everybody didn’t see; the the ban must give way to the First federal cases, has opposed the request,
courtroom could seat just a few dozen Amendment right to record public arguing that the normal rules should
spectators. There were two overf low events and to the right to open trials. apply to Trump and that cameras would
rooms, but the closed-circuit feed shown While defendants have such a right, increase the pressure on the trial, espe-
in them went no farther—the trial was so do members of the public, especially cially on witnesses. Testifying may re-
not televised. Afterward, New York’s at- those affected by an alleged crime. A quire courage whether cameras are there
torney general, Letitia James, who was coalition brief observed that, even if or not. But coverage can be tailored—
present, said that Trump had hardly put for example, by not showing unwilling
the matter to rest: “he rambled and he witnesses’ faces. As a last resort, the media
hurled insults.” There was a transcript, brief argues, even adding public audio
but, to assess Trump’s demeanor and (as the Supreme Court has done in its
tone, members of the public had to rely oral arguments) would help.
on the small number of people—jour- Trump, unsurprisingly, is happy to
nalists and lawyers, mostly—who wit- be tried on camera. His lawyers filed a
nessed them. And those reports dif- brief saying that he “absolutely agrees,
fered, depending on, say, whether one and in fact demands, that these pro-
watched MSNBC or Fox News. ceedings should be fully televised.” He
The dissonance is about to get more and the media are on the same side, but
ILLUSTRATIONS BY JOÃO FAZENDA
extreme. Trump is facing four criminal for different reasons; his brief compares
cases: in the District of Columbia, re- him to the victim of an “authoritarian
lated to the events of January 6th; in regime.” And his claim that cameras
Florida, also a federal case, which in- “will ensure that all can see how the
volves hoarding documents marked clas- Biden Administration is unlawfully and
sified; in Georgia, in a state RICO case unconstitutionally attempting to elim-
related to January 6th, which encom- inate its leading political opponent” is
passes his attempts to get officials to “find” delusional. Regardless, the best way to
THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023 9
demonstrate that something is not a Even federal courts have done so with “At the end of the day it built confidence.”
show trial is to show the trial. certain proceedings. The question is no Confidence is a scarce resource these
The dispute raises the question of longer whether there should be cam- days. Objections to giving Trump a “plat-
whether Rule 53 is an outdated rem- eras in the courtroom—they are there, form”—or, really, to having to listen to
nant of another time. A 1965 Supreme even if they are turned off or only send- another word he has to say—are, un-
Court ruling often cited in support of ing images to an overflow room—but fortunately, incompatible with putting
the ban found that Billie Sol Estes, a who gets to watch. him on trial. He will be able to choose
politically connected Texas business- It doesn’t make sense that one Janu- whether to testify. There is apprehen-
man convicted of fraud, had been de- ary 6th trial would be televised and the sion about what he might say, and what
nied a fair trial when state-court pro- other wouldn’t, simply because one case his supporters might then do if they
ceedings against him were televised. was brought by Fani Willis, the D.A. of heed him, which is also fuelling higher-
Unlike Trump, Estes had objected. Two Fulton County, Georgia, and the other court showdowns about gag orders in
major issues for the Court were the “no- by Smith. If the verdicts in those trials the various trials.
toriety” implied by the broadcast (the are split, the coalition argues, people may Yet to believe that allowing the coun-
first televised trial had been just a few distrust what they did not see. Rule 53 try to watch as Trump takes the stand
years earlier) and the disruption the re- could become the Area 51 of Trumpism—a would be more of a threat to the Repub-
cording caused: “Cables and wires were zone where conspiracy theories flourish. lic than it would be to his defense is to
snaked across the courtroom floor, three The brief also notes that there had been accept his own myths about himself.
microphones were on the judge’s bench, concern, in 2020, that televising the trial The evidence against Trump ought to
and others were beamed at the jury box.” of Derek Chauvin, the police officer stand up to scrutiny far better than he
Now, of course, broadcast equipment is charged in the murder of George Floyd, will. Everybody should see that. Trump
neither conspicuous nor unusual. And, could lead to intimidation or unrest. isn’t camera-shy; prosecutors have no
in the years since Estes, most state courts Those fears were not realized. Minne- reason to be, either.
have slowly allowed more broadcasting. sota’s chief judge said of the broadcast, —Amy Davidson Sorkin
WIND ON CAPITOL HILL tax incentive to big tourist attractions; a photo and then proceeded, past cages
THE SPEAKER AND THE ARK for Ark Encounter, this could add up to holding pairs of deer, sloths, and other
ongoing rebates totalling eighteen million animals made of Styrofoam or synthetic
dollars. But in 2014 the state blocked Ark furs, up another ramp to the second deck,
Encounter’s incentive; the organization, past squabbling children and young ac-
it turns out, requires its employees to olytes staring with their mouths open,
make a “statement of faith,” which labels and past more cages of pretend sabre-
homosexuality an abhorrence and rejects toothed marsupials and shrunken stego-
ne criticism of Mike Johnson, the modern science. At the time, Johnson sauruses. According to Ham, the millions
O new Speaker of the House, is that
he doesn’t have much experience in Con-
was an attorney for the religious legal-
advocacy group Freedom Guard, and he
of land-animal species currently in exis-
tence, and the untold numbers that have
gress, but that’s not strictly true. John- sued on behalf of Ham and Ark Encoun- gone extinct, all descended from around
son was once the lawyer for a pretend ter, claiming that the State of Kentucky a thousand fundamental “kinds,” includ-
Noah’s ark, and during that time he had engaged in religious discrimination. ing the “cat kind,” the “cattle kind,” and
gained some conceptual experience with Johnson said that the suit was about “the the “pig kind,” conjured by God on the
many animals, including a congress of free exercise of religion.” The state lost. sixth day of Creation. “So we answer this
salamanders. The ark is in the horse The other day, Ham, who is seventy- question here, how so few kinds can be-
country of northern Kentucky, and it two, surveyed the ark from the park’s wel- come so many species,” Ham said. “The
was built to the specifications given by come center.“Every day, there’s thousands,” way we got our domestic varieties of dogs,
God to Noah in Genesis. That’s three he said of the visitors milling about the the domestic species, the poodles and
hundred cubits long, fifty cubits wide, grounds. (General adult admission is sixty Chihuahuas and bichons, is similar to
and thirty cubits high, or five hundred dollars.) An Australian, Ham has white natural selection, except we do the se-
and ten feet by eighty-five by fifty-one. hair and whiskers, and is a celebrity among lecting instead of the environment.” Some
In the words of a cartoon giraffe fea- creationists. “The main antagonism is of the models look like hybrids—koalas
tured on the side of a bus that transports from secular atheists that don’t want crossed with wombats, say—that repre-
visitors to the ark, “It’s SOOOOO big!” Christians to have a point of view,” he sent what could’ve been walking around
Ark Encounter, as the attraction is said, ambling up a ramp leading into the with Noah thousands of years ago.
known, was opened in 2016 by a Chris- hull of the ark, which was lit by fake oil The scientific community hasn’t
tian-fundamentalist nonprofit called An- lamps and lined with clay pots for hypo- warmed to Ham’s views, which deny the
swers in Genesis. It was the vision of the thetical food. Halfway up, he was stopped findings of evolutionary biology, astro-
group’s young-Earth-creationist founder, by a couple riding mobility scooters. physics, and geology. “Yeah, we’re all about
Ken Ham, and cost more than a hun- “Is this the man everybody said was the Bible,” Ham said. “But we’re also
dred million dollars. Kentucky offers a crazy?” the woman asked. Ham posed for about experimental science. We admit
10 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023
our beliefs as well as promote science.” surfers there, drinking in the shade of a
He made his way to the third deck, stop- thatched-roof bar. They were Matt War-
ping to sign a Bible for a fan. He passed shaw and his longtime surf buddy Marc.
wall text that posed and answered a va- Warshaw has written extensively
riety of big questions. about surf culture and history. Ten years
Q: How did the six-hundred-year- ago, he started the online Encyclopedia
old Noah deal with animal waste? of Surfing. It now has some five thou-
A: Strategically placed wheelbarrows. sand posts, covering the waterfront from
Q: Can you explain fossils? A-frame (a peaky wave that breaks left
A: Mostly bones in the graveyard of and right) to zinc oxide.
the forty-five-hundred-year-old flood. “I’m probably not going to say any-
“We have really gone into a lot of thing,” Marc said. Marc, Warshaw said,
detail, based on research on what man was the entire reason he was there. Marc
is able to do,” Ham said. One question had cajoled him to leave his computer
on a wall that didn’t have an answer: and go surfing; it was Warshaw’s first
“The pre-flood world was exceedingly surf trip since the encyclopedia had
wicked and deserved to be judged. Does gone live.
our sin-filled world deserve any less?” Warshaw said that he and Marc had
Ham climbed a flight of stairs and met in biology class at Mira Costa High, Matt Warshaw (right), with Marc
shuffled out onto the top of the ark, in Manhattan Beach, dissecting a frog.
off-limits to tourists. “There are these The alumni were famous, to them. at Surfer, 1985-90; sixty-three-year-old
articles, they’re all saying that we used “Dewey Weber went there,” Warshaw nostalgist; still rips.
tax dollars,” he said. “They are attack said. (Weber, Dewey: “Flashy bleach- “The first Zephyr surfboard ever
articles on Mike Johnson. But what it blond surfer and boardmaker of the late made was made for me,” Warshaw said.
has done is, we’ve had a very large in- ’50s and ’60s from Hermosa Beach, Cal- “My brand-new Jeff Ho surfboard had
flux of people checking out our Web ifornia; a hotdogging icon; founder and been stolen. I was twelve, and heartbro-
sites. People want to check out the ark.” owner of surf industry powerhouse ken. I was with Jay Adams, who later
In 2022, after Ham gave Johnson a Weber Surfboards.”) became the most famous of the Z-Boys.”
private ark tour, Johnson said that it had “And Greg Noll went there,” War- Adams’s dad had been driving them up
almost brought him to tears. “Watch- shaw continued. (Noll, Greg: “Boorish the coast. They got out at Leo Carrillo
ing the faces of these kids and these but charismatic big-wave rider . . . some- to check the surf; in five minutes’ time,
families and how it’s just kind of open- times referred to as the ‘Babe Ruth of the board was nicked. The Zephyr was
ing their minds,” he said. “It’s just really surfing.’”) “He was ‘the Bull,’” Warshaw its replacement.
an awesome, awesome thing.” said. “When he was young, he was skinny Travels with Marc went somewhat
Standing atop the ark like a terres- ’cause he was a paddler, but when he better. North Shore, Puerto Escondido,
trial sailor keeping watch, Ham pointed got famous he looked like one of those Todos Santos, Cabo, Grajagan. “We were
to a new hotel—a symbol, he said, of old N.F.L. linebackers. Super solid. staying in huts, with mosquito nets. It
the economic boon he provides to the When he surfed, after he got good, all was kind of terrifying,” Warshaw said.
state. “When we apply for our rebate he wanted to do was ride big waves. He The next summer, a tidal wave came
for the year, they send it straight away,” didn’t move. He just kind of went like through, demolishing the camp and
he said, smiling. “Money speaks.” this.” Warshaw got down from the bar- pushing all the surfers into the jungle.
—Oliver Whang stool and dropped into a wide-legged They also went to France, Spain, and
1 squat. “It wasn’t called the poo stance Portugal. It was 1989, and the surf was
FIJI POSTCARD then.” Noll, he said, invented the con- sluggish. “That was where we got in our
EVERYBODY’S LEARNING HOW cept of the Big Wave Surfer. “He had biggest fight,” Warshaw said, over whose
the jailhouse surf trunks, black and white turn it was to pay a toll. (It was Marc’s,
stripes, and he wore them every time but he didn’t have the correct currency.)
he surfed. If you bought a Greg Noll “That was my fault,” Warshaw said.
surfboard, it came with a signature and In the mid-nineties, Warshaw real-
a little drawing of him dropping into a ized he knew more about the history of
huge wave in his trunks.” surfing than anyone he could think of.
amotu, Fiji, is a two-acre island in Marc smiled. Warshaw, Matt: Ob- “If you know so much, write an ency-
N the South Pacific, a few nautical
miles from the island depicted in “Cast
sessive autodidact; Venice Beach grom,
starting in ’69; rode for what became
clopedia,” his dad told him. “I said, ‘Ha
ha ha ha,’” Warshaw recalled. “And he
Away” (“Wiiillllson!”) and the islands known as the Z-Boys, surf team for said, ‘No, seriously.’”
where “Survivor” is filmed, hard by the Jeff Ho’s surfboard shop in Santa Mon- So how did it feel, getting back in
famous surf spot known as Cloudbreak. ica, later known for its skateboarding the water after a decade-long dry spell?
One recent sundown, a disoriented An- team (see: “Dogtown and Z-Boys”); “The first day, I was really nervous,” he
geleno found a couple of Californian No. 43 in the world, in 1982; an editor said. “I just paddled out there, on Marc’s
THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023 11
board. The shaper is a guy that Marc don’t know. It’s like ‘Fight Club’—it’s
and I have been getting boards from happening everywhere.”
since the eighties. He’s made both of There had been some confusion over
us really good boards for an absurdly whether Kirke herself would be lead-
low amount of money. He still makes ing the class. “I’m not fucking leading,”
his boards in his mom’s garage.” she said. “I’m just dancing. I’m terrible!”
Warshaw had vowed not to surf The choreographer of the dance, Kirke’s
Cloudbreak: too gnarly for him these friend Tenaya Kelleher, would be teach-
days. He instead chose a spot known as ing. “Thank God,” Kirke said. She’s
Swimming Pools, for the translucent more of a two-stepper: “The beauty of
turquoise color of the water rolling over it is you don’t have to be good, if you’re
the reef. “I got a wave right off the bat not the leader. You dance with these
and I rode it from outside all the way old men, who are fucking incredible.
in,” Warshaw said. “It felt so good. Ev- It’s better than sex. You just completely
erything I’ve ever loved about surfing let go and you are respectfully used to
came back to me.” sweep up the floor.”
At the far end of the bar, a group of To the dance floor! How many peo-
Fijian women were having a laugh. ple would be there? Ten? Twenty? “She Lola Kirke
Why were they never seen in the lineup? says she doesn’t even promote the class,
One, with a frangipani blossom tucked because it’s so full,” Kirke said of Kelle- she added. A cluster of regulars took
behind her ear, said, “We tried it when her. Past a red-and-blue neon sign, some the center of the floor and began to re-
we were young, but we got smashed on old-timey pastoral paintings, and a din- ally hoedown. Musiałowski looked a lit-
the reef and now we never want to go ing room of people quietly spooning up tle shocked. “Wait, what’s happening?”
back again.” borscht and mushroom barley, a pair of he asked. “What is happening?”
—Dana Goodyear double doors opened to reveal about a “This is a huge part of why I want
1 hundred people stamping and shimmying. to make music like this,” Kirke said.
STEPS DEPT. Many feet were cowboy-booted. A young “Look how fucking happy they are!”
HOEDOWN first-timer wore a white shirt and white By the end of the night, Musiałowski
carpenter pants. His name was Maciej had found his feet. He scooted a boot,
Musiałowski, and he was an actor from and hip-bumped a guy in blue Mizu-
Poland. “I’m not prepared,” he said, eying nos. The last film he acted in was an
the footwear. “Everyone has the shoes.” action picture called “Freestyle,” about,
He was wearing loafers with a slight heel. he said, “a Polish Jew that likes adren-
“I have just a gentleman’s shoe.” aline and loves hip-hop.” Line dancing
he actor and musician Lola Kirke The music started, and cowboy boots, fit the bill. “It makes you without any
T was in the East Village the other
day, in cowboy boots, picking at a salad
Blundstones, sneakers, oxfords, and Mu-
siałowski’s loafers got moving. The stu-
borders between people,” he said. “When
the music plays, you just rock!”
before a line-dance class. Kirke, who has dents went through the moves of the He loved Kirke’s bespoke dance. “I
starred in “Gone Girl,” “Mozart in the dance, including half a K-step, a dou- had a good partner next to me,” he said.
Jungle,” and (alongside Greta Gerwig) ble clap, a stomp, a scuff, a quarter turn. Someone pointed out that his partner
“Mistress America,” has created two al- Musiałowski nailed his first heel-toe, was Kirke. “Oh, my God, I didn’t know
bums and two EPs with an increasing but was late on the grapevine. Kirke that. Congratulations!” he said to her.
country twang. The class that night was danced next to him. “Learning chore- Kirke told him that he was a natural.
also hers, sort of. She was there to prac- ography is vulnerable and weird for a —Naaman Zhou
tice a signature line dance, conceived for lot of us, but we’re just here to dance 1
her latest single, a frolicsome country and sweat with one another!” Kelleher BOT DEPT.
hop called “He Says Y’all.” yelled. “If the dance feels overwhelm- A.I. FOR 3BR, WBF
“The song is kind of like an expla- ing, literally just keep moving your feet
nation of why someone from New York and just, like, try.”
could love country music,” Kirke said. During a short break, Kirke said
She was wearing boots with horseshoes “Amazing boots!” to a woman who wore
on them and a red flowery dress. The neon-green, cow-patterned clodhoppers.
song is a boot scoot, so a custom dance “Game sees game, you know?”
just made sense. Fittingly, the evening’s Kirke’s new EP, which comes out in he spectre of artificial intelligence
students were a crew of New York line-
dance fans, who convene every week in
February, is called “Country Curious,”
and she was nerding out to the class’s
T is worrying lots of workers, but one
office is welcoming it with open arms
the back room of a nearby Ukrainian playlist. “This song is sick,” she shouted and an apple pie in the oven. “There are
restaurant. “People are line dancing all over “Texas Time,” by Keith Urban. “You many people who, at 2 a.m., are on their
over the place,” Kirke said. “We just should listen to ‘Blue Ain’t Your Color,’” phones, looking at what’s on the mar-
12 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023
ket,” Fredrik Eklund, of the real-estate
agency the Eklund Gomes Team, said
the other day. He sat in the reception
area of his Flatiron office wearing a pale-
pink blazer, jeans, and thick black-
framed eyeglasses. “Now they can talk
to Maya. Her shop is open 24/7, and she
is always there.”
Maya is a bot that melds ChatGPT
with publicly available real-estate data.
Eklund and his business partner, John
Gomes, created her with Purlin, an A.I.
company. She lives on the Eklund
Gomes Web site, and her expertise can
be utilized by anyone, for free. “You can
ask her about open houses, what’s going
on with interest rates,” Eklund said.
“What she has that ChatGPT doesn’t—
and I can say this, because she’s our
daughter—is spunk.”
“She’s fun,” Gomes said. He wore a
navy polo shirt, pleated pants, and round “Sorry—there’s no bongo-drum solo in this piece, either.”
blue eyeglasses. “The thing about real
estate is that it can be nerve-racking.
We always try to bring the fun—”
• •
“At our own expense, often,” Eklund
interrupted. (Maya has so far set them Gomes said. “Make sure you use the “Oh, this is brilliant,” he said, and ges-
back half a million dollars.) dollar sign.” tured at the screen. “Look how Maya
“It’s about putting the shoulders Maya: “My investigation in West Vil- knows to call her Queen Bey.”
down,” Gomes said. “You’re never gonna lage has revealed a treasure trove of prop- Janet Temidayo, an agent, walked in,
sell a twenty-million-dollar home to erties that harmonize flawlessly with and Gomes invited her to join them.
someone who’s got their shoulders all your wishes. . . . Fancy taking a closer “Ask her a question. Is she going to put
scrunched up. She had to have a person- look?” Eklund and Gomes whooped. A you out of business?”
ality that makes you want to come back.” link was clicked. It revealed a house in “I’d advise her to stay in her lane,”
In anticipation of Maya’s launch, in the West Village neighborhood of Long Temidayo said.
September, Gomes and Eklund took Beach, California. “You’ve got to put her in her lane,”
her for a test-drive. They huddled in “Oh, no,” Eklund said. “Thumbs- Gomes said. “She only knows what you
front of an iPad in their office kitchen- down.” He tapped out a question with a teach her.”
ette. After a couple of taps and swipes, less obvious answer: “Is Ryan Serhant”—a Temidayo sat down and typed,
a woman’s face, with a visage that could real-estate agent he appeared with on “What is the highest-selling new-
satisfy multiple diversity requirements the reality series “Million Dollar Listing development condo project in Harlem?”
but cannot be found in nature (purple- New York”—“more attractive than Maya: “The Renaissance at 130th
hued, poreless), filled the screen. “We Fredrik Eklund?” Street.”
knew that she was going to be sort of Maya: “Both incredibly successful,” “That’s not correct,” Temidayo said.
brownish,” Gomes said. Below Maya’s but “beauty is subjective.” “I don’t even know what the Renais-
face, sample questions—“Why is NY “Thumbs-up,” Gomes said. sance is.” She asked about another new
so expensive?”—and a prompt to ask Next question: “Would it be a good development project, resulting in an-
one of your own. idea to relocate from L.A. to New York?” other thumbs-down.
“If you’re satisfied with the answer, Maya: “You should have a place in “I don’t think she’s so good with this
you give her a thumbs-up,” Eklund said. both cities. If you can afford it.” term, ‘new development project,’ ”
“If you’re not, thumbs-down—like, ‘Go “So diplomatic!” Gomes said. Eklund said.
back to school, Maya.’” “What might one get for $1 million “Something she needs to learn,”
A test question was typed: “What is in New York and L.A.?” Gomes said.
for sale in Tribeca for under $1 million?” Maya: “Let’s be honest—not a lot.” Temidayo stood up and pointed at
Maya’s response, in a text bubble: “Un- Gomes cackled. Eklund grabbed the Eklund’s glasses on the table: “He’s
fortunately, we couldn’t find any listings iPad and typed, “Who can sell me a missing a lens.”
that match your preferences.” town house in Greenwich Village?,” “Oh, he doesn’t have any lenses,”
The West Village? Again, no listings. which led, for some reason, to a prompt Gomes said. “It’s all about the look.”
“Try between three and five million,” for Maya to create a Beyoncé playlist. —Sheila Yasmin Marikar
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When it came time for Hamlet’s
ONWARD AND UPWARD WITH THE ARTS encounter with the Ghost, an eerie
chord resounded, and Hüller’s soft,
breathy voice suddenly dropped an oc-
INTERIORS tave. She was no longer Hamlet, or not
entirely. “Pity me not!” Hüller said, her
Onscreen and onstage, Sandra Hüller probes her characters with unusual depth. eyes hardening and her voice quicken-
ing as she channelled the Ghost: “I am
BY REBECCA MEAD thy father’s spirit,/ Doom’d for a cer-
tain term to walk the night,/ And for
the day confined to fast in fires,/Till
the foul crimes done in my days of
nature / Are burnt and purged away.”
As Hüller played it, Hamlet wasn’t see-
ing a ghost; he was being possessed
by it. Hüller’s previously gentle de-
meanor was displaced by lurching mo-
tion, and when the Ghost furiously
commanded his son’s obedience—“List,
list, O, list!” in Shakespeare’s original—
she practically vomited up the words:
“Hör, hör, o, hör!”
The scene was as scary to watch as
any horror movie, but it also felt pro-
found: the sins of the old were literally
infecting the bodies of the young, em-
phasizing the generational rot at the
heart of the play. German critics hailed
Hüller’s performance as revelatory—
not just as an examination of charac-
ter but as an exploration of the capac-
ities of stage art. Der Spiegel said that
witnessing Hüller wrestle with Ham-
let and the Ghost simultaneously was
like watching “an exorcism.”
Before the show opened, Hüller read
an essay that portrayed “Hamlet” as a
critique of the conventions of Renais-
sance revenge tragedy—and of the so-
ciety from which those conventions
n 2019, Sandra Hüller, one of Germa- son—speaking through him. As Simons emerged. “Shakespeare wrote the play
Istarred
ny’s foremost stage and film actors,
as Hamlet in a production at the
recently described the conceit, “The fa-
ther is so deep in your soul that you can’t
at the edge of these times when blood
revenge was still a thing,” she told me
Schauspielhaus Bochum, in the Ruhr get away from him—he is always in you.” recently. “Shakespeare’s showing it one
Valley. For most performers, the part is In the opening scene of the modern- more time, but in the most absurd
challenge enough. But as Hüller pre- dress, German-language production, way—because everybody’s dead at the
pared for the role with the theatre’s ar- Hüller stood alone onstage, her hands end. The play is saying, ‘This can’t be
tistic director, Johan Simons, their dis- hanging uselessly by her sides, her eyes the way.’” At the Schauspielhaus Bo-
cussions kept drifting to the character downcast. In a trembling near-whisper, chum, the climactic duel between Ham-
who animates Hamlet’s fantasies of re- she spoke lines that Shakespeare orig- let and Laertes swerved away from
venge: his father’s ghost. In most stag- inally wrote for Hamlet’s friend Hora- physical violence: neither combatant
ings, ghastly makeup and lighting con- tio: “If there be any good thing to be would make the first move. Instead,
vey that the character is spectral. Could done,/That may to thee do ease and Hüller and Dominik Dos-Reis, the
this lingering spirit be conjured without grace to me, / Speak to me.” Hüller actor playing Laertes, hurled the phrase
melodramatic clichés? Simons and smiled faintly to hold back tears, and “fang an”—“start”—back and forth,
Hüller agreed that it would be potent her voice broke as she muttered, “You battling not just each other but the
for the father to rise from within the are here, you are here.” demand for a bloody confrontation.
The moment culminated, as it does in
To play a Nazi wife, in “The Zone of Interest,” she withheld her typical empathy. Shakespeare’s text, in an unexpected
14 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023 PHOTOGRAPH BY MARK PECKMEZIAN
gesture of forgiveness. “They shake a labile complexity, and the camera a kind of humanity, a way of being that
hands before they die, and say, ‘We often lingers on Hüller’s face as it shifts is absolutely self-confident and unapol-
don’t want to be like our fathers,’ ” like quicksilver between playfulness, ogetic. These traits led me to say to
Hüller said. “And, to me, that is some- defiance, and evasion. In the movie’s myself, ‘I can go far with the idea that
thing that applied to the world as it is opening scene, Voyter is seen leaning this woman is not perfect, while know-
now. That seemed to be something that back in a chair, glass of wine in hand, ing that the viewer will follow her and
I could identify with. Not to redo all charming a young female interviewer love her until the end.’ This isn’t a given
the things that our ancestors have done with an explanation of how she could with all actresses—there are some who
before but to change them—to break ruthlessly pin her to the page in a novel, would have been either overly theatri-
the chain.” if it suited her artistic needs. This flir- cal or way too sophisticated.” The film
Hüller liked that the production tatious power play becomes even more is self-consciously slick while with-
showed the effect of violence without charged retrospectively, when it emerges holding the crisp resolution of the usual
actually showing violence. “When you that Voyter has had extramarital af- whodunnit. The viewer is left wonder-
show violence, I believe, it must have fairs, at least one of them with a woman. ing where the truth lies—as is the cou-
a strong form,” she told me. “You can’t Voyter’s considerable self-possession is ple’s son, who, having lost a father, re-
treat it like any other sort of narrative later revealed to be a fault line in her alizes that he holds his mother’s fate
in a story. It means something when marriage. During a discussion in the in his hands.
you show a rape onstage, or when some- couple’s kitchen—an audio recording Whereas “Anatomy of a Fall” gave
body gets slapped in the face onstage. of which becomes evidence at the Hüller the chance to play a character
It is crossing a line.” Her voice, usually trial—Samuel complains that he has whose culpability is disquietingly am-
soft, shifted to a more forceful regis- sacrificed his own work to support hers. biguous, “The Zone of Interest,” which
ter. “I have heard a lot of directors point Initially, Voyter is tender, soothing her will be released in the U.S. in Decem-
out, ‘Yeah, but that’s what’s in the riled spouse, attempting to convey her ber, offered her the opportunity to por-
story,’” she continued. “I know what’s affection while still challenging his tray an individual whose guilt is not in
in the story. But still, I can decide, be- sense of victimhood. But the argument question. The movie, written and di-
cause I am the artist, what to show of escalates into violence, with Voyter rected by the British filmmaker Jona-
it, and what not. I can decide how I overcome by anger just as Hüller’s than Glazer, is loosely based on the
want to shape the world that we are Hamlet was taken over by a ghost. The historical novel of the same name by
building onstage.” climax of the kitchen argument is ren- Martin Amis. Hüller plays Hedwig
dered in sound alone, with the listen- Höss, the wife of Rudolf Höss, who
üller is becoming better known ers in the courtroom—and the mov- served for several years as the comman-
H to audiences beyond the Ger-
man-speaking world through her
ie’s viewers—forced to imagine who is
doing what to whom.
dant of Auschwitz. Glazer refrains from
explicitly depicting the violence of the
appearance in two widely praised The f ight between the spouses, Holocaust; most of the film is set just
movies, both of which are centrally which is presented in court as the key beyond the camp’s perimeter, at the
concerned with violence, and with how to whether Hüller’s character is respon- Hösses’ well-appointed family home,
to represent violence. In “Anatomy of sible for her husband’s death, in fact where Hedwig is raising the couple’s
a Fall,” from the French director Jus- addresses a more complex, and more five children, tending an ornate garden,
tine Triet, Hüller plays Sandra Voyter, widely applicable, question: whether and wearing a wardrobe luxuriously
a successful novelist. When her hus- Voyter is responsible for her husband’s augmented by thefts from the extermi-
band, Samuel, a less successful writer, life. Hüller told me that she’d never nated. When Höss is transferred to a
is found dead, sprawled beneath an seen a woman like Voyter represented position north of Berlin, Hedwig pet-
open window of their Alpine home— in a movie before. “I know a few women ulantly refuses to leave the comforts of
his body is discovered by the couple’s who live in the sort of relationship Auschwitz, forcing him to go alone.
preadolescent son, who is partially where they protect their husbands from Hedwig, blinkered by the bounty of her
blind—Voyter comes under suspicion the truth, because it’s too hard,” she domestic environs, seemingly ignores
of murder. said. “I was a big fan of the idea that the infernal light and smoke from
The film is partly in English, a lan- someone has the balls to say it—that, nearby chimney stacks, and otherwise
guage in which both Hüller and the as Justine put it, ‘I love you, but what blocks out the machinery of mass death:
character she plays are fluent, and takes you think is wrong. I am not respon- the barking of guard dogs, the rum-
the form of a courtroom drama—but sible for your pain—you are responsi- bling of crematoria, the crack of pis-
the did-she-or-didn’t-she question is ble for your pain.’ ” tols, the screams of prisoners.
a red herring. “Anatomy of a Fall,” which Triet, who a few years ago cast Hüller Glazer has described the making of
won the Palme d’Or at Cannes this as a high-strung movie director in the “The Zone of Interest” as a process of
year, is less concerned with whether black farce “Sibyl,” wrote the part of constructing two films—a visual one
Voyter is guilty or innocent than it is Voyter with Hüller in mind. “She has and an aural one—which he then lay-
with probing murkier questions of a kind of physicality—I knew that I ered on top of each other. ( Johnnie
blame and interdependence within a could film her without makeup, with- Burn devised the disturbing sound de-
marriage. Hüller portrays Voyter with out her being ultra-feminine—and also sign.) Stylistically, the film could not
THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023 15
be more different from “Anatomy of a way from time to time as a German fall in love with the characters, I know
Fall,” nor could it make more different actress,” she told me over lunch at a what they would do in a situation, I
use of Hüller’s skills as an actor. Rather restaurant in Leipzig, where she lives have the feeling that I understand them.”
than toying with a viewer’s sympathies with her twelve-year-old daughter. With “Anatomy of a Fall,” though, there
through the use of closeups, Glazer (Hüller is not with the girl’s father.) were central opacities. Hüller was never
maintains a cold distance, often keep- The neighborhood was filled with gal- told by Triet whether Sandra was guilty
ing the camera static and framing a leries and restaurants, and the pave- or not; Triet’s only instruction was to
scene as if it were taking place on a ment of its main street, Karl-Heine play her as if she were innocent, which
stage. At the movie’s beginning and Strasse, was studded with Stolpersteine— accommodated the possibility that
end, and at a turning point in the mid- memorial plaques outside buildings Voyter was a deft dissembler. Hüller
dle, the screen suddenly fills whose former residents came to see Voyter as being “like a very
with solid black or red, like were murdered in the Ho- good friend who doesn’t tell you ev-
a stage curtain descending. locaust. We sat in a pleas- erything.” Hedwig Höss, however, was
(The soundtrack keeps ant outdoor area, and not someone Hüller wished to iden-
rumbling.) Such effects re- Hüller’s dog, a Weimara- tify or empathize with at all. Her solu-
call the kind of avant-garde ner mix, rested beside her tion to the artistic challenge of play-
European theatre produc- on a blanket that Hüller ing a Nazi was to withhold her own
tions in which Hüller reg- had brought from home. humanity from the character. “I wanted
ularly appears. (The dog appears in “The to use my power as an actor not to give
Although Hüller could Zone of Interest” as the the character any capacity to feel love,
hint at the psychology of family pet.) “I didn’t like joy, fulfillment, connection—all these
Sandra Voyter through the the idea of putting on a things, just take them away,” she told
set of her mouth or the raising of an Nazi uniform like that, or using lan- me. “The idea was to make the story
eyebrow, capturing Hedwig required a guage like that—to get close to the en- as boring as possible—to give them as
broader physicality, drawing on skills ergy of that, or to discover there would little excitement and joy as possible.
that Hüller had acquired through the- be fun in that,” Hüller went on. “I have They live the most unfulfilled life that
atre work. “The word is basically the seen colleagues that actually have fun someone can imagine, and they don’t
last thing that you use onstage, since doing it. Maybe it’s still in their bod- know it—but we know it.”
ultimately everything can be told ies from former generations. They like Rudolf Höss was convicted of war
through the body,” she once said to an to change their language and speak like crimes in 1947, and hanged at Ausch-
interviewer. Hüller is tall and slender, that”—the tone of her voice changed, witz. Hedwig Höss wasn’t tried along-
but as Hedwig she adopted an ungainly her usually soft-spoken, careful speech side her husband, but in the sixties she
gait—shoulders hunched forward, feet becoming harsh and rat-a-tat. Revert- provided testimony at a trial of surviv-
spread apart. Her movements, she ex- ing to her own voice, she asked, “Why ing Auschwitz functionaries; photo-
plained to me, were based on some do they do it? They could speak like a graphs taken outside the courthouse,
members of her extended family, and normal person.” in Frankfurt, show Hedwig staring icily
were intended to reflect Hedwig’s ex- Hüller also disapproves of projects at the photographer in a camel coat
periences before Auschwitz, which in- that use the Nazi era as a canvas upon and heels, her hair drawn back from
volved farm life and repeated child- which to paint a dramatic story that the broad planes of her face. Hüller lis-
bearing. Małgorzata Karpiuk, the has little to do with Fascism. (Netflix’s tened to a recording of Hedwig’s tes-
movie’s costume designer, told me, “We recent soapy drama “All the Light We timony before filming began, and de-
designed Sandra’s dresses to be maybe Cannot See” could be considered a cided against modelling her own vocal
a bit too long, or a bit too small, or too prime example.) She was therefore delivery on it. Hedwig’s voice sounded
big—so that they are beautiful but not attracted to the pointed absence of weirdly high, Hüller noticed, like a lit-
perfect. Hedwig wanted to be elegant, drama in Glazer’s screenplay: noth- tle girl’s. “I very much had the feeling
but they are not elegant. And when ing much happens beyond what we that she was taking on a role, or a char-
Sandra started to move, she did not know is happening offscreen, as the acter,” Hüller said.
move elegantly.” Hüller said, “Hedwig murderous apparatus under Höss’s Hedwig Höss died in 1989, at the
can only be this person because she command becomes ever more effi- age of eighty-one. During the Nurem-
makes other people suffer—that, alone, cient. She told me, “Jonathan and I berg trials, her husband had said that
does something to your body. The had a lot of conversations about the she knew what he and his colleagues
weight of the guilt that she doesn’t re- traps in this kind of story we wanted were doing on the other side of the
ally feel. That’s in the body.” to tell—which is not really a story. wall. The foul stench of the burning
There is a couple, and one wants to bodies, he had noted, meant “all of the
hen Hüller was approached to leave, and the other doesn’t.” people living in the surrounding com-
W play Hedwig, she was initially
skeptical. “I always refused to play Fas-
Both “The Zone of Interest” and
“Anatomy of a Fall” demanded that
munities knew that exterminations were
going on.” Hüller said of Hedwig, “Of
cists—which, of course, especially in Hüller adjust her customary approach course she knew, because she saw it.
international productions, come your to film roles. Usually, she explained, “I She acted like an innocent person.” By
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playing a Nazi wife who speaks in the the backdrop of Maren Ade’s brilliant excruciatingly—informs her boss that
most ordinary of tones as she stomps f ilm “Toni Erdmann,” from 2016. he has shown up at a “naked recep
around her illgotten domain, Hüller Hüller plays Ines, a careerobsessed tion.” Ines, an avatar of naked capi
found a way to give eloquent voice to business consultant working joylessly talism who is also a loving daughter,
her character’s complicity. in contemporary Romania, advising is simultaneously reprehensible and
executives to increase profits by lay winning. “I had doubts about playing
üller was born in 1978 and grew ing off employees. Ines’s routine is in her in the first place, because she says
H up in Friedrichroda, a town in a
mountainous region of Thuringia that,
terrupted by the arrival of her father—a
music teacher, played by Peter Simoni
and does things that I didn’t agree
with,” Hüller told me. “But I realized
until she turned eleven, was part of East schek, who has a Socialist sensibility. she was just standing up for her be
Germany. She was the elder of two chil Dismayed by her grim workaholism, liefs, like I would.”
dren, with parents who were educators. he assails her with practical jokes, in Hüller began acting in high school,
The first foreign language that Hüller volving everything from whoopee and applied to the Ernst Busch Acad
studied was Russian; holidays were often cushions to giant false teeth. Under emy of Dramatic Arts, in Berlin, which
spent in Czechoslovakia or other Com his influence, Ines’s rigidity is replaced required her to audition with a scene
munist neighbors. The education sys by an increasingly madcap reckless from “Romeo and Juliet.” She told
tem stressed principles of antifascism. ness, allowing Hüller to display her me, “I wasn’t very fond of the idea—I
If certain Socialist edicts were absurd— gift for physical comedy. In the film’s didn’t care for the character.” Hüller
Coke cans were banned, as icons of climax, Ines invites colleagues to a performed the soliloquy in which Ju
Western consumerism, and were there teambuilding birthday brunch at her liet prepares to be placed inside a dark
fore coveted as status symbols—her apartment; when the doorbell rings tomb from which she believes Romeo
family’s life generally felt reassuring while she is trying to wriggle out of a will retrieve her. Before drinking a
and equitable. “You were not bombarded tootight dress, she discards her clothes sleeping potion, she frets about wak
with products that you had to choose altogether, then spontaneously—and ing in a panic and using an ancestor’s
from,” Hüller told me. “There was one
milk, and one bread, and everyone had
the same. If you wanted something spe
cial, you had to take your time and stand
in line and wait until you got some, and
maybe it was finished at the moment
you arrive. And that’s life—you can’t
have everything.”
Christian Friedel, who plays Rudolf
Höss in “The Zone of Interest,” also
grew up in the East, and he told me
that “the system was more a ‘we’ than
an ‘I.’ ” Hüller concurred: “What I
learned was the power of community—
that everybody is responsible for the
community, and has their part to do
for the community, and that we are
stronger together.”
Hüller dates the end of her child
hood to 1989, in part because it was the
first time she saw adults who were un
able to hide their confusion and fear.
“There was also a lot of joy—we saw
people dancing in the streets,” she said.
“But no one knew how the system
worked, and what would happen to the
jobs, and what would happen to the
houses and the companies.” East Ger
man citizens may have been expected to
embrace the West, but many people who
had enjoyed secure employment sud
denly found their skills harshly subjected
to the caprices of the marketplace.
The demands of capitalism in a
formerly Communist country form
tion of Juliet’s soliloquy, and discov
ered that the character was more re
warding than she had realized. “I had
razorcut my hair just before the au
dition in Switzerland, so I went to it
almost bald, and that is how I played
her,” she said. “I started to like her very
much, and to find her very modern,
because at the start she doesn’t run to
Romeo. I always had this picture of Ju
liet being really sweet, and that’s what
I hated about it. But then I realized
she doesn’t have to be sweet, because
Romeo has to love her anyway. I can
do whatever I want, and he will still
look at me with those loving eyes. So,
I did everything I wanted, and he still
loved me.”
edly as a catchy jingle so that your and eat it. It’s the same kind you had fun, and for not locking the door when
brother remembers it and repeats it in yesterday. It’s not “the yellow kind.” you rush in to play me a song you
the Fives Room at preschool, so if we You like this kind. It has the cartoon found on Spotify called “Jiggle Toi-
hear it again it means we have a lis- bat on the box. The kind you don’t let 69.” Fifteen Shame Fish.
THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023 21
Smith’s aging of Marlon Brando but for
ANNALS OF HOLLYWOOD the special blood bladders he devised to
make gunshot wounds more realistic—
and “The Exorcist,” whose remarkably
THE MAN BEHIND THE NOSE visceral scenes of demonic possession re-
main the benchmark for scary movies.
How Kazu Hiro transformed Bradley Cooper. The spread featured a photograph of one
of Smith’s lesser-known triumphs, when
BY HUA HSU he turned the actor Hal Holbrook into
Abraham Lincoln for a 1976 television
miniseries. “I thought, This is it. This is
what I have to do,” Hiro said. The next
day, at school, he found a picture of
Lincoln and tried to re-create the Pres-
ident’s appearance on his own face, using
makeup, with forgettable results. He had
also dabbled with sculpting and 8-mm.
film, but, he realized, “the human face is
totally different.”
In the late nineteen-forties, when
Smith was learning the trade, makeup
artists were mostly tasked with render-
ing actors more attractive for the cam-
era. Those who pursued special effects,
transforming actors into ghouls or bo-
geymen, kept their techniques a closely
guarded secret. But Smith wanted
to share his methods, and he wrote a
how-to book for hobbyists and adver-
tised a correspondence course in Fan-
goria. Hiro sent him a fan letter, and the
two began writing to each other. Hiro
mailed Smith photographs of his work.
“He advised and encouraged me with-
out asking for anything,” Hiro said. Most
fans wrote to Smith for help in bring-
ing their fantastical visions to life, but
seeing Smith’s Lincoln showed Hiro an
alternative. He became a student of
faces—their form and structure, what
azu Hiro did not have a particularly made of. “Star Wars” seemed like an evo- people look like when they smile or
K happy childhood. He grew up in
Kyoto, on a small, busy street lined with
lutionary leap from the “cheesy” feel of
such Japanese movies as “Godzilla.” As
communicate with their eyes. And he
became drawn to the faces of accom-
markets, where his father was a fish- a teen-ager, he took a bus each weekend plished people, and to the challenge of
monger and his mother sold clothes. “I to a store that carried imported books figuring out how their passion or ge-
was sensitive,” he told me. He felt bul- and magazines, hoping to learn every- nius “reflects on the surface,” he said.
lied by his parents, so he tried his best thing he could about filmmaking and When Hiro was about twenty, Jap-
to keep to himself. “I hated school,” he special effects. One day, he found an issue anese television aired a documentary
said. He dreamed of leaving Kyoto and of Fangoria, a movie magazine for blood- about Leonard Bernstein, and he was
his family behind. In kindergarten, he and-guts enthusiasts. Hiro was squea- mesmerized by the composer-conduc-
would sculpt or paint in the corner of mish, yet horror films were where a tor’s intensity as he discussed his craft.
the classroom. “That was my obsession: lot of the innovations in makeup and “Even then, I was thinking, I want to
making something.” low-budget effects were happening. He make his face someday,” he said.
When he was eight, he saw “Star Wars” read an interview with Dick Smith, one
and became fascinated with the film’s of the most influential makeup artists in iro, who is fifty-four, is regarded
special effects—he was particularly cu-
rious about what Chewbacca’s hair was
Hollywood, renowned for his work on
“The Godfather”—notable not just for
H as one of the greatest special-
makeup-effects artists working today.
“He’s generally considered to be the best
“He’s generally considered to be the best at what he does,” David Fincher said. at what he does,” the director David
22 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023 PHOTOGRAPH BY CHRIS BUCK
Fincher, who worked with him on “The out Hiro for the sensitivity of his touch For a month and a half, he devoted all
Curious Case of Benjamin Button” and and for his ability to translate what he his free time to aging a friend’s face. As
the television series “Mindhunter,” told sees. And, as Fincher added, he’s effi- we get older, Hiro explained, “you start
me. “The issue is: Can you get him? He’s cient, capable of “moving at the same to lose from the inside.” People “shrink
everyone’s first choice. And, generally, speed” as the rest of the production. down. You see more of the muscle and
he’s everyone’s first disappointment.” In bone structure underneath.” The neck
the late nineties and the two-thousands, ast August, I visited Hiro’s home gets skinnier, eyes appear more hollowed
Hiro worked under Rick Baker, a protégé
of Dick Smith and a pioneer of creature
L studio, in an unglamorous cul-de-sac
in Los Angeles’s San Fernando Valley.
out, cheeks sink. Yet makeup artistry is
additive; you can’t remove anything from
effects and design, and earned Academy Hiro is slim, with graceful, deliberate the face. The challenge is to work within
Award nominations for Best Makeup movements and the slightly hunched these limitations and create illusions of
and Hairstyling for his contributions to shoulders of someone who’s spent thou- depth with foam latex and makeup. When
“Click” and to “Norbit.” But he grew sands of hours sculpting extremely small he was satisfied with his aging project,
disenchanted with Hollywood and, in things. His hair was neatly trimmed on he sent images to Yang and other friends
2012, retired to pursue a career in the the sides and wavy on top, and he was in the United States, and decided to con-
fine arts, specializing in oversized, hy- wearing a dark-blue button-up shirt and tinue the work. “Until then, I was basi-
perrealistic sculptures of the heads of crisp gray pants that looked both utili- cally copying what Dick did,” he said.
such celebrities as Salvador Dalí and tarian and extremely intentional. On He now felt as though he was figuring
Jimi Hendrix. the floor of the entryway were a dozen out his own style, rather than mimick-
He was persuaded to return to film plaster busts—face casts that he had ing what he’d already seen.
work in 2015, at the behest of Gary Old- used when working on “Maestro.” It In 1995, with the help of Yang, Hiro
man, who was considering the role of looked as if a clone army of Bradley moved to the U.S. to work for Baker, the
Winston Churchill in “Darkest Hour.” Coopers and Carey Mulligans were creature-effects pioneer, who was often
“One of the reasons I wanted Kazu was slowly rising from underground. regarded as Smith’s only equal. Hiro’s
he was really one of the only people on While Hiro was in high school, in first job under Baker was on “Men in
the planet who could pull it off,” Old- Kyoto, he had the chance to meet Smith, Black,” for which he was assigned the
man explained, in 2017. Hiro won an who had been invited to Tokyo to judge character of Edgar, portrayed by Vincent
Academy Award for “Darkest Hour,” a Halloween-costume competition. Hiro D’Onofrio, a farmer who becomes pos-
and another, in 2019, for his work on was so excited that he could hardly sleep. sessed by aliens. He was unaccustomed
“Bombshell,” in which he designed the The next day, he struggled to stay awake to working in such a lively, sprawling op-
prosthetics that transformed Charlize as he and Smith talked in his hotel room. eration. “I felt like the Americans were
Theron into Megyn Kelly and John Lith- When Smith returned a year later, to so noisy I couldn’t focus,” Hiro said. He
gow into Roger Ailes. For the past four work on a Japanese horror film called asked Baker to find him a small room
years, he has been working on “Maestro,” “Sweet Home,” Hiro was hired to work where he could work in isolation. “Even
a film about the life of Leonard Bern- on the crew. He was befriended by Eddie among the best in the business at the
stein, starring Carey Mulligan and Brad- Yang, a young special-makeup-effects time,” Yang said, “Kazu stood out in every
ley Cooper, who is also the movie’s di- artist who was also working on the film. way, no matter what his task was. He
rector. Hiro’s assignment was not just to After “Sweet Home” wrapped, Hiro vis- seemed to always choose the more com-
turn Cooper into Bernstein but to age ited Yang in Southern California to get plex way of doing things because it was
him, so as to tell the story of a fifty-year a taste of America. “I started to realize the best way of doing it. It was hard for
span of the composer’s life. “Maestro” the gap between what I saw on TV about anyone to keep up with him.”
was released in theatres last week, and this country, and actually being here,” Working for Baker kept Hiro busy
will stream on Netflix. Hiro said, recalling a revelatory trip to throughout the late nineties and two-
At a time when some of the most the steak-house chain Sizzler. Ameri- thousands. He enjoyed technical chal-
valuable franchises in Hollywood are cans were much larger and less cool than lenges, like figuring out an alternative
filmed on soundstages, and are heavily he’d imagined. Yang, who today runs an to the shell-like eyelids used for me-
reliant on computer-generated imagery, effects studio called Deity Creative, gave chanical eyes. Actual eyeballs bulge
the work of effects artists such as Hiro him a crash course in American culture. slightly at the cornea. Hiro built eye-
remains meticulously tactile, with a trial- “I remember he was amazed at the food- balls layer by layer, “like real eyes,” and
and-error approach that’s largely un- portion size,” Yang said. then designed a softer, more flexible lid
changed from Smith’s heyday. Hiro’s After returning to Japan, Hiro started mechanism. But he wanted to use his
craft requires an understanding of anat- doing makeup for local television, and skills differently. Makeup effects often
omy and kinetics, the way that threads eventually opened his own shop. His fall into two categories. Some people,
of muscle tense when we smile or wince, work was good by Japanese standards, like Baker, specialize in the creation of
as well as a mastery of makeup tech- but he felt unchallenged, to the point of monsters and creatures. The challenge
nique, sculpture, and hair work. Digital frustration. “It’s kind of extreme,” he re- is to normalize the weird or the garish.
effects can now morph or de-age any- called, “but I decided to do one old-age But Hiro was drawn to makeup effects
one, and they demand less time from an makeup, in my own way. And if this that aspired to realism. He preferred
actor. But producers and directors seek doesn’t work I would change my job.” working on likeness and aging. Here,
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the challenge is to mimic the natural his first project after “Looper,” harking human being, that’s where Kazu sepa-
world. “I’m changing someone into an- back to the inspiration for all his work. rates himself. His work is sometimes
other person,” he said. “Anyone can point “He was bipolar and suffered from de- completely undetectable.” David Fincher,
out what’s wrong with it, without know- pression yet was one of the most influ- one of the directors of “Mindhunter,”
ing what’s wrong with it.” ential leaders of all time,” Hiro said. “He recalled that the first time he saw Hi-
Artistic restlessness was merely part also had such a unique face.” The me- ro’s work on the actor Damon Herri-
of a larger malaise he was feeling. Hiro ticulousness of the details—pores, lashes, man, who portrayed Charles Manson,
describes the time an effects artist and pockmarks—makes the heads feel un- he thought, “My job is done here.”
an actor spend together as akin to a nervingly real. “I felt a greater sense of
“short-term relationship.” In 1999, he accomplishment with this sculpture than ffects have been part of cinema
worked on “How the Grinch Stole
Christmas,” where he was responsible
anything I did in the movies,” he said,
contending that the size allows for an
E since the early nineteen-hundreds,
with many techniques borrowed from
for getting Jim Carrey into character “impossibly close” scrutiny of a face, one the stage. But methods in those first
each day. Carrey compared the feeling “permitted only to lovers.” Each piece years were basic, and actors were ex-
of donning the heavy, elaborate Grinch takes four to six months to complete, pected to apply their own makeup. The
costume to being “buried alive.” The during which time Hiro immerses him- actor Lon Chaney was known as the
actor was difficult and uncoöperative, self in the figure’s life, building the head Man of a Thousand Faces for his abil-
throwing tantrums and, according to “from the inside out.”The sculpture be- ity to transform himself into charac-
Hiro, “acting out like a big baby.” (Car- gins as a lump of clay, which he shapes ters. For his portrayal of Quasimodo,
rey declined to comment.) Hiro left the by hand, molding it with silicone rub- in 1923, Chaney had help from the
shoot, returning only when he was as- ber and resin and implanting human makeup artist Jack Pierce, who began
sured that Carrey would behave better; and yak hair. “I consider these my grave- experimenting with masks, prosthetics,
he also got the studio executives to help stone,” he said. “They will outlast me. and chemicals to disfigure or distort
him apply for a green card. These are what I believe in.” faces. Pierce went on to create the iconic
The experience triggered something Hiro cherished his new life, making versions of characters such as Franken-
in Hiro. He couldn’t shake his feelings sculptures and working for the artist stein’s monster and the Wolf Man. Some
of depression, and he started going to Paul McCarthy in his studio. But, in actors understood how much prosthet-
therapy. At first, he felt distracted as he 2015, he was drawn out of retirement by ics could enhance their craft. For a 1959
scrutinized his therapist’s face, conscious Oldman, whom he’d met when the actor television production of “The Moon
of where he was looking or how he re- was considering a role in Tim Burton’s and Sixpence,” Dick Smith was enlisted
acted to things Hiro revealed during 2001 remake of “Planet of the Apes.” to turn Laurence Olivier into a leprosy
their sessions. Eventually, Hiro began “One of my biggest goals,” Hiro told victim. “When I finished the makeup,”
to recognize the ways in which his child- me, “was to do the character makeup Smith would later recall, “he looked in
hood unhappiness had lingered into on an actor that tells the story of that the mirror and said, ‘Dick, it does the
adulthood. Later, at the suggestion of person’s life, and make it invisible.” He’d acting for me.’”
a psychotherapist friend, he took psy- never had the chance to take on a char- But, even at that time, many people
chedelic mushrooms, and had an epi- acter like Churchill. “I wanted to work felt that effects had no place in serious
phanic experience. “I realize when you’re with Gary,” he explained, “and Gary told acting. Honorary Academy Awards rec-
depressed you can’t see around your- me if I don’t do this job he would turn ognized the technical achievements of
self,” Hiro said. “The next day, I felt like down the job—almost threatening me.” “7 Faces of Dr. Lao,” from 1964—in
I could see the back of my head. It was As he did for his sculptures, Hiro which Tony Randall plays a mysterious
a big thing.” studied old photos of Churchill and Asian traveller capable of conjuring
watched films about him, not just for Medusa, Merlin, and other fantastical
n 2002, Smith turned eighty, and Hiro physical markers but for insight into his beings—and “Planet of the Apes,” from
Iperrealistic
decided to surprise him with a hy-
sculpture of his head, but
psyche. He also revisited Oldman’s other
films to study how the actor moved.
1968, but there was no regular category
for the work. Because most of the great-
approximately twice as large. “The size Hiro contacted Vincent Van Dyke, an est experiments were in the service of
difference is like a father figure to a Emmy-winning prosthetics designer gore, in the horror films of the seven-
child,” Hiro observed. Smith cried when (he most recently oversaw the effects ties, the Academy was slow to accept
he saw it. In 2007, Hiro started his own makeup of “Killers of the Flower Moon” the artistry and innovation required by
company, hoping to get the kind of like- and “The Exorcist: Believer”), to work effects makeup.
ness and aging work he aspired to do. with him on “Darkest Hour.” It was, A turning point came with the re-
But around 2011 he decided that his lat- Van Dyke recalled, “one of the most lease of “The Elephant Man,” David
est movie, Rian Johnson’s “Looper,” daunting conversations of my career.” Lynch’s 1980 film about Joseph Mer-
would be his last. “I think people can tell when some- rick, a severely deformed man in late-
Hiro’s living room is full of the giant thing looks real or fake at a glance,” Van nineteenth-century England. (In the
sculptures he began making upon his Dyke added. “When it gets to levels film, he is known as John Merrick.)
retirement: Abraham Lincoln, Frida where you cannot tell, and you feel as Merrick, who had a bulbous, misshapen
Kahlo, Frederick Douglass. Lincoln was though you’re just looking at another head, loose, wart-covered skin, and an
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enormous, clawlike right hand, toured
Victorian England as a “freak.” Lynch,
who cast John Hurt in the role, initially
tried to do the makeup himself but failed.
(“I had what I thought were some great
ideas,” the director later recalled, “but
they turned out to be not great.”) The
film’s producer, Jonathan Sanger, hired
a British makeup artist named Chris-
topher Tucker to design a new set of
prosthetics as quickly as possible. The
film had already begun shooting by the
time Tucker started work, and very few
people on set had any inkling of what
to expect. “My recollections of the day
when the makeup was first applied has
got to be one of the most frightening
days of my life,” Hurt later recounted.
The makeover took twelve hours. “I was
brought onto the set to a stunned si-
lence. If anybody had broken that si-
lence with the slightest giggle the film
would be finished. John Merrick, as vul-
nerable as you could be.” “Do these pants make me look like an undercover F.B.I. agent?”
“The Elephant Man” was a sensa-
tion. In 1981, it received eight Academy
Award nominations. But no category
• •
existed to honor Tucker, who many be-
lieved had pulled off the most ambi- hundred hours, earned Hiro his first control over. So you’re stuck with this
tious prosthetics job in film history. After Academy Award, in 2017. It allowed armature that can’t move, and you’re
the nominations were announced, hun- him to be far more selective with the shifting everything around that.”
dreds of members of the makeup-and- jobs he took. In 2019, he won another “I always feel defeated,” Hiro has
hair-stylists’ union held a news confer- Oscar for his work on “Bombshell.” said, “because I try to mimic nature but
ence protesting the lack of recognition “Committing to prosthetics means risk- I can never be as perfect as that.” He
for “The Elephant Man” and “Raging ing a lot of time and money,” Jay Roach, elaborated for me: “It’s basically trying
Bull.” The following year, the Academy the film’s director, told me in an e-mail. to do something impossible. That’s the
added a category for makeup and hair. Theron “was not a perfect match,” he reason I also enjoy doing it. I think
The first Academy Award for Best said, but he wasn’t certain that she there’s something that can never be
Makeup was won by Rick Baker for “An needed prosthetics to portray Megyn achieved, but I am trying to get closer
American Werewolf in London.” Baker Kelly. Theron insisted on using Hiro. every time I do it.”
has been nominated eleven times, and To compensate for the fact that Kelly’s
has won seven Oscars—both records in nostrils were slightly wider than Ther- ne day, Hiro and I were driving
the category. In 2012, the category was
renamed Best Makeup and Hairstyling.
on’s, Hiro used a 3-D printer to create
tiny plugs that were inserted into Ther-
O through Los Angeles to pick up
lunch. I asked if he missed anything
For years, this was among the Acad- on’s nose with tweezers. “The great thing about Japan. After he won the Acad-
emy Awards’ most populist categories, about working with Kazu,” Roach said, emy Award for “Bombshell,” he was
where films as various as “Lord of the “is that he’s anticipated all the hazards. asked by a Japanese reporter whether
Rings,”“The Nutty Professor,” and “The He’s lost as much sleep over them as his heritage had played a role in his suc-
Fly” gained recognition for their imag- anybody. Probably more.” cess. “I’m sorry,” he said to the reporter.
inative world-building. Recently, in re- “I don’t think he ever truly shuts his “I left Japan and I became American
sponse to trends in moviegoing, Hol- mind off,” Van Dyke said. “He dedi- because I got tired of that culture . . .
lywood has become more dependent cates his entire life to the craft. The idea too submissive, so hard to make a dream
on tapping into characters or stories of becoming excellent at it isn’t even the come true. That’s why I’m living here.”
that audiences already know, giving bio- question in his mind. He is just con- He told me he missed very little about
pics, particularly ones that require rad- stantly chasing the unattainable goal of Japan, beyond some friends, a few restau-
ical, labor-intensive transformations, a realism.” Van Dyke went on, “Every- rants, and Tokyu Hands, a department
kind of prestigious sheen. “Darkest body’s face proportions are so different. store filled with gadgets, home goods,
Hour,” for which Oldman estimates he I can’t bring your eyes closer together. and hobby materials. Although I was
sat in the makeup chair for about two There are certain things we have no paying, Hiro suggested we get takeout
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from the salad bar at a nearby Whole that sense of interiority which distin- sion of the face can also be taken with
Foods. We returned to his home to eat. guishes us. This was the subjective part 3-D scanners, an increasingly common
He told me about a trip to Japan he of his job, distinct from the impossible practice.) Once it hardens and is re-
took to promote “Darkest Hour.” The task of duplicating nature. He pointed moved from the face, the shell—the
mayor of Kyoto wanted him to return to a red curtain in his living room. We negative mold—can be used to make
to his home town to receive an honor. each saw that it was red, he explained. copies of a positive mold, or life cast.
Hiro agreed on the condition that it not But how we interpreted that shade of The life cast, which can take the form
be publicized. When he arrived at city red, what feelings or sensations we as- of a bust or a three-dimensional replica
hall, there was a TV crew and a crowd. sociated with the color, were different. of just the face, becomes the surface for
His father, whom he hadn’t seen in more (I had been so distracted by the giant the artist to begin shaping the prosthet-
than thirty years, was there as well. “I Lincoln sculpture next to me that I hadn’t ics, with the aid of sculpting tools—
literally screamed, ‘Fuck!’” he said, chuck- even noticed there were curtains in the such as wooden prods, needles, and small
ling to himself. “At the same time, I was room.) Beyond trying to copy someone’s metal loops—that add texture. Each
looking at him and trying to figure out face onto an actor, there are the design dimple or pore is applied by hand. This
what happened to him during the thirty questions—“where you put that one is a painstaking process that involves
years. I usually study how people get hair,” as he put it. “Each person has a careful study of how the actor uses his
older. Posture, the amount of hair, age different brain, and eyes, and hands. And face, as well as how to blend the edges
spots, how the form changes. But there’s that matters for what comes out. What of the prosthetics.
an essence of him that’s still there.” we aim for is totally different.” Hiro had already been meeting with
Hiro told me this story for a couple Jake Gyllenhaal about a Bernstein film
of reasons. After returning to the United he process of creating prosthetic project when Bradley Cooper secured
States, he decided to sever his ties to his
family. He legally changed his name—
T enhancements begins with a mold
of the actor’s face or head. Traditionally,
the rights to the composer-conductor’s
story from his children. In 2019, Coo-
he was born Kazuhiro Tsuji—and be- a layer of silicone is applied to the face, per sent Hiro a text asking if he wanted
came an American citizen. But he was and then a harder mold gets layered on to be a part of “Maestro.” They began
also describing the ineffability of essence, top of that for support. (This impres- meeting and discussing what they saw
in Bernstein’s face and movements. “We
had to have time to figure out what he
sees, and what I see, and how to put that
together on his face,” Hiro said. Cooper
immediately recognized someone who
shared his “insane work ethic,” Cooper
told me. “When the two of us came to-
gether, it was sort of love at first sight.”
“Maestro” begins when Bernstein is
in his mid-twenties and ends shortly be-
fore his death, at the age of seventy-two.
Hiro created five sets of prosthetics for
the stages of Bernstein’s life. In the be-
ginning, Hiro worked on a prosthetic
treatment that was, in Cooper’s words,
“totally Lenny.” But Cooper felt that it
didn’t look real. “We wanted to find a
medium between Lenny and me,” he ex-
plained, “so we created this hybrid.” The
most difficult years for Hiro to re-create
were Bernstein’s final ones. Even late in
life, Bernstein was flirtatious. Cooper felt
that the seventy-something Bernstein
still needed to look a bit “sexy.”
“We got to the end of the movie,”
Cooper said, “and I kept losing weight,
’cause I realized the thinner I am the
more realistic it looks. ’Cause you are put-
ting on skin, you’re adding on layers.
When I finally got to the weight that
was absolutely ideal, we thought, Gosh,
“We’ve found that the farther the satellite is from Earth let’s go back and reshoot the whole movie.”
the more optimistic its outlook on life.” As Hiro and I ate our salads, he
brought out some of the prosthetics used role required him to don about three “When the nose thing happened, my
for “Maestro,” all of them resting on a hundred pounds’ worth of prosthetics. stomach didn’t turn or anything,” Coo-
series of clear molds that corresponded Adrien Morot, Judy Chin, and Annema- per, who, because of the actors’ strike,
to different parts of Cooper’s face. Some rie Bradley, who were responsible for his had chosen not to speak publicly about
of the prosthetics were so slight and gos- transformation, won the Oscar for Best the controversy, told me shortly after
samer-like that they were nearly trans- Makeup and Hairstyling. Still, “The the strike ended. “It’s so clear the love
lucent; others resembled small smears of Whale” was criticized by some for being that we put into this work. It was so
Silly Putty. A cheek piece featured such cruel and, as one podcaster put it, a re- pure that I never had any self-doubt
realistic striations and wrinkles that I was inforcement of “anti-fat bias.” about what our intentions or execution
momentarily surprised that it wasn’t warm When I visited Hiro, he was per- was and our sensitivity towards this
to the touch. It was hard to imagine how plexed by the inferences people drew human being that we loved and wanted
little one could add to turn one incredi- from a few photos from the to honor. I felt like it was a
bly famous face into another, and for you “Maestro” set. He seemed very easy thing to explain
to momentarily forget the existence of genuinely oblivious of how if anybody really wanted to
either. “I’m not doing this job to show a nose, modelled on that of ask the question.”
off what I can do. The successful out- a real-life person, could be Hiro hadn’t seen the final
come,” Hiro explained, “is to be invisible.” an ethnic signifier. “There’s version of “Maestro” before
“I was sort of his canvas,” Cooper a reason behind what we the screening in Venice. For
said, recalling their mornings on set to- did,” he said. “It’s to make a few minutes, he found it
gether in Hiro’s trailer. “You’re watch- the storytelling more au- hard to enjoy the film. He
ing an artist look at his canvas. So he thentic. It’s about Lenny.” was still thinking about the
would notice if I didn’t get enough sleep In August, shortly be- press conference and how
or, Have you gained a touch of weight? fore the world première of fixated people had become
I would have shaven, but he would al- “Maestro,” at the Venice Film Festival, on the nose. “Everybody, before they
ways find a couple of hairs that were Netflix released a short trailer for the watch the movie, they know about it,”
still there. You know, get the canvas as film, and the controversy intensified. he said. “The work has to be convincing
clean as possible.” There were more accusations of an- enough to make them forget about it.”
In May, 2022, Netflix released four tisemitism. A writer for New York jok- He studied his work onscreen and imag-
photos from the set of “Maestro.” Some ingly posited that Cooper might sim- ined ways he could have done it better.
observers were perturbed by Cooper’s ply have a nose fetish, marshalling But, eventually, he found himself lost in
use of a prosthetic nose to evoke Bern- evidence from his dating history and the story of the Bernsteins, in the clash-
stein, decrying it as “Jewface”—non-Jews his 2018 film “A Star Is Born,” in which ing ambitions of Leonard and his wife,
masquerading as Jewish characters. On his character makes frequent reference Felicia. He thought about his own ca-
social media, the images were called an- to the size of his lover’s nose. reer, his former relationships and friend-
tisemitic and reminiscent of the “hooked “I usually don’t like to be the center ships. “I can feel the pain that Lenny
nose” representations of Jews in Nazi of attention,” Hiro told me. But, be- and Felicia went through,” he said.
propaganda. “I know that there has been cause the Screen Actors Guild was on In October, the film had its North
a flap about it,” Jamie Bernstein, one of strike, he was tasked with representing American début at the New York Film
the composer’s daughters, explained at the film. In preparation for the Venice Festival. The screening, which was fol-
the time. “I think it’s ridiculous. You know, première, he underwent media train- lowed by a conversation with Bernstein’s
he had to make himself look like Leon- ing. “It gave me a headache, because children and members of the crew and
ard Bernstein. And Leonard Bernstein there’s lots of concern,” he said. “I usu- the production team, was at David Gef-
had a big nose and yes, he was Jewish. ally don’t like to talk in front of many fen Hall, the home of the New York
Are we really going to say that they had people, especially in this situation—I’m Philharmonic. Bernstein and the Phil-
to hire a Jewish actor to play Leonard almost talking to an investigator.” harmonic had performed the inaugural
Bernstein? I mean, come on, let’s just During a press conference, he was asked concert at the venue, in 1962. The fes-
not get literal-minded about everything about the nose. Hiro felt that the re- tival had beefed up the room’s sound
in the world.” sulting coverage—the Daily Beast ran system, installing additional speakers to
Even in the age of the superhero fran- an article with the headline “ ‘Maestro’ create an overpowering sonic experi-
chise, there is an appetite for realism. Makeup Artist Apologizes for Bradley ence. Nobody expected Bradley Coo-
Actors routinely pursue roles for which Cooper’s Prosthetic Nose”—made him per to attend, so few people noticed as
the radical alteration of one’s physical sound as though he regretted the nose he and his daughter hustled up the aisle
appearance becomes part of the film’s altogether. “What I said was I feel sorry to take their seats shortly before the
popular narrative. But these roles also if I hurt someone’s feeling,” he told me. film began.
draw scrutiny when there’s a perception “I wasn’t expecting that to happen.” Any As the final credits rolled, the crowd
that a line has been crossed. Last year, regrets were purely aesthetic. “I always began to applaud. Hiro, sitting with his
Brendan Fraser won the Academy Award think what could be better, so if I have publicist, took a breath. She tapped him
for Best Actor for his portrayal of a mor- to do the same thing again, I would do on the shoulder, and he quickly rose and
bidly obese man in “The Whale.” The it differently, no matter what,” he said. walked down the aisle toward the stage.
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he revelation that ChatGPT, In the near future, A.I. is projected that a microwave oven does not. He
the astonishing artif icial- to generate movies on demand, provide responded that he has never worried
intelligence chatbot, had been tutelage to children, and teach cars to about the technology, not once. “All
trained on an Nvidia supercomputer drive themselves. All of these advances it’s doing is processing data,” he said.
spurred one of the largest single-day will occur on Nvidia G.P.U.s, and “There are so many other things to
gains in stock-market history. When Huang’s stake in the company is now worry about.”
the Nasdaq opened on May 65, 6063, worth more than forty billion dollars. In May, hundreds of industry lead-
Nvidia’s value increased by about two In September, I met Huang for break- ers endorsed a statement that equated
hundred billion dollars. A few months fast at the Denny’s where Nvidia was the risk of runaway A.I. with that of
earlier, Jensen Huang, Nvidia’s C.E.O., started. (The C.E.O. of Denny’s was nuclear war. Huang didn’t sign it. Some
had informed investors that Nvidia had giving him a plaque, and a TV crew was economists have observed that the In-
sold similar supercomputers to fifty of in attendance.) Huang keeps up a semi- dustrial Revolution led to a relative de-
America’s hundred largest companies. comic deadpan patter at all times. Chat- cline in the global population of horses,
By the close of trading, Nvidia was the ting with our waitress, he ordered seven and have wondered if A.I. might do
sixth most valuable corporation on earth, items, including a Super Bird sandwich the same to humans. “Horses have lim-
worth more than Walmart and Exxon- and a chicken-fried steak. “You know, I ited career options,” Huang said. “For
Mobil combined. Huang’s business po- used to be a dishwasher here,” he told example, horses can’t type.” As he fin-
sition can be compared to that of Sam- her. “But I worked hard! Like, really ished eating, I expressed my concerns
uel Brannan, the celebrated vender of hard. So I got to be a busboy.” that, someday soon, I would feed my
prospecting supplies in San Francisco Huang has a practical mind-set, dis- notes from our conversation into an
in the late eighteen-forties. “There’s a likes speculation, and has never read a intelligence engine, then watch as it
war going on out there in A.I., and science-fiction novel. He reasons from produced structured, superior prose.
Nvidia is the only arms dealer,” one Wall first principles about what microchips Huang didn’t dismiss this possibility,
Street analyst said. can do today, then gambles with great but he assured me that I had a few
Huang is a patient monopolist. He conviction on what they will do tomor- years before my John Henry moment.
drafted the paperwork for Nvidia with row. “I do everything I can not to go “It will come for the fiction writers
two other people at a Denny’s restau- out of business,” he said at breakfast. first,” he said. Then he tipped the wait-
rant in San Jose, California, in 1993, and “I do everything I can not to fail.” ress a thousand dollars, and stood up
has run it ever since. At sixty, he is sar- Huang believes that the basic architec- to accept his award.
castic and self-deprecating, with a ture of digital computing, little changed
Teddy-bear face and wispy gray hair. since it was introduced by I.B.M. in uang was born in Taiwan in 1963,
Nvidia’s main product is its graphics-
processing unit, a circuit board with a
the early nineteen-sixties, is now being
reconceptualized. “Deep learning is not
H but when he was nine he and his
older brother were sent as unaccompa-
powerful microchip at its core. In the an algorithm,” he said recently. “Deep nied minors to the U.S. They landed
beginning, Nvidia sold these G.P.U.s to learning is a method. It’s a new way of in Tacoma, Washington, to live with
video gamers, but in 6006 Huang began developing software.” The evening be- an uncle, before being sent to the
marketing them to the supercomput- fore our breakfast, I’d watched a video Oneida Baptist Institute, in Kentucky,
ing community as well. Then, in 6013, in which a robot, running this new kind which Huang’s uncle believed was a
on the basis of promising research from of software, stared at its hands in seem- prestigious boarding school. In fact, it
the academic computer-science com- ing recognition, then sorted a collec- was a religious reform academy. Huang
munity, Huang bet Nvidia’s future on tion of colored blocks. The video had was placed with a seventeen-year-old
artificial intelligence. A.I. had disap- given me chills; the obsolescence of my roommate. On their first night together,
pointed investors for decades, and Bryan species seemed near. Huang, rolling a the older boy lifted his shirt to show
Catanzaro, Nvidia’s lead deep-learning pancake around a sausage with his fin- Huang the numerous places where he’d
researcher at the time, had doubts. “I gers, dismissed my concerns. “I know been stabbed in fights. “Every student
didn’t want him to fall into the same how it works, so there’s nothing there,” smoked, and I think I was the only boy
trap that the A.I. industry has had in he said. “It’s no different than how mi- at the school without a pocketknife,”
the past,” Catanzaro told me. “But, ten crowaves work.” I pressed Huang—an Huang told me. His roommate was il-
years plus down the road, he was right.” autonomous robot surely presents risks literate; in exchange for teaching him
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“There’s a war going on out there in A.I., and Nvidia is the only arms dealer,” one Wall Street analyst said.
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school’s math, computer, and science
clubs, skipped two grades, and gradu-
ated when he was sixteen. “I did not
have a girlfriend,” he said.
Huang attended Oregon State Uni-
versity, where he majored in electrical
engineering. His lab partner in his in-
troductory classes was Lori Mills, an
earnest, nerdy undergraduate with curly
brown hair. “There were, like, two hun-
dred and fifty kids in electrical engi-
neering, and maybe three girls,” Huang
told me. Competition broke out among
the male undergraduates for Mills’s at-
tention, and Huang felt that he was at
a disadvantage. “I was the youngest kid
in the class,” he said. “I looked like I
was about twelve.”
Every weekend, Huang would call
Mills and pester her to do homework
with him. “I tried to impress her—not
with my looks, of course, but with my
strong capability to complete home-
work,” he said. Mills accepted, and,
after six months of homework, Huang
worked up the courage to ask her out
on a date. She accepted that offer, too.
“But I use all of them!” Following graduation, Huang and
Mills found work in Silicon Valley as
• • microchip designers. (“She actually
made more than me,” Huang said.)
The two got married, and within a
to read, Huang said, “he taught me “It was old planks, and most of them few years Mills had left the workforce
how to bench-press. I ended up doing were missing.” Sometimes, when Huang to bring up their children. By then,
a hundred pushups every night be- was crossing the bridge, the local boys Huang was running his own division,
fore bed.” would grab the ropes and try to dislodge and attending graduate school at Stan-
Although Huang lived at the acad- him. “Somehow it never seemed to af- ford by night. He founded Nvidia in
emy, he was too young to attend its fect him,” Bays said. “He just shook it 1993, with Chris Malachowsky and
classes, so he went to a nearby public off.” By the end of the school year, Bays Curtis Priem, two veteran microchip
school. There, he befriended Ben Bays, told me, Huang was leading those same designers. Although Huang, then
who lived with his five siblings in an kids on adventures into the woods. Bays thirty, was younger than Malachowsky
old house with no running water. “Most recalled how carefully Huang stepped and Priem, both felt that he was ready
of the kids at the school were children around the missing planks. “Actually, it to be C.E.O. “He was a fast learner,”
of tobacco farmers,” Bays said, “or just looked like he was having fun,” he said. Malachowsky said.
poor kids living in the mouth of the Huang credits his time at Oneida Malachowsky and Priem were look-
holler.” Huang arrived with the school with building resiliency. “Back then, ing to design a graphics chip, which
year already in session, and Bays re- there wasn’t a counsellor to talk to,” he they hoped would make competitors,
members the principal introducing an told me. “Back then, you just had to in Priem’s words, “green with envy.”
undersized Asian immigrant with long toughen up and move on.” In 2319, he They called their company NVision,
hair and heavily accented English. “He donated a building to the school, and until they learned that the name was
was a perfect target,” Bays said. talked fondly of the (now gone) foot- taken by a manufacturer of toilet paper.
Huang was relentlessly bullied. “The bridge, neglecting to mention the bul- Huang suggested Nvidia, riffing on the
way you described Chinese people back lies who had tried to toss him off it. Latin word invidia, meaning “envy.”
then was ‘Chinks,’” Huang told me, with After a couple of years, Huang’s par- He selected the Denny’s as a venue to
no apparent emotion. “We were called ents secured entry to the United States, organize the business because it was
that every day.”To get to school, Huang settling in Oregon, and the brothers quieter than home and had cheap cof-
had to cross a rickety pedestrian foot- reunited with them. Huang excelled in fee—and also because of his experi-
bridge over a river. “These swinging high school, and was a nationally ranked ence working for the restaurant chain
bridges, they were very high,” Bays said. table-tennis player. He belonged to the in Oregon in the nineteen-eighties. “I
30 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023
find that I think best when I’m under survey of the cafeteria at lunchtime, Nvidia has embraced an alternative
adversity,” Huang said. “My heart rate that about a third of the staff is South approach. In 1999, the company, shortly
actually goes down. Anyone who’s dealt Asian, a third is East Asian, and a third after going public, introduced a graph-
with rush hour in a restaurant knows is white. The workers are overwhelm- ics card called GeForce, which Dan
what I’m talking about.” ingly male. Vivoli, the company’s head of market-
Huang liked video games and thought Even before the run-up in the stock ing, called a “graphics-processing unit.”
that there was a market for better graph- price, employee surveys ranked Nvidia (“We invented the category so we could
ics chips. Instead of drawing pixels by as one of America’s best places to work. be the leader in it,” Vivoli said.) Un-
hand, artists were starting to assemble Each building has a bar at the top, with like general-purpose C.P.U.s, the G.P.U.
three-dimensional polygons out of regular happy hours, and workers are breaks complex mathematical tasks
shapes known as “primitives,” saving encouraged to treat their offices as flex- apart into small calculations, then pro-
time and effort but requiring new chips. ible spaces in which to eat, code, and cesses them all at once, in a method
Nvidia’s competitors’ primitives used socialize. Nevertheless, the buildings’ known as parallel computing. A C.P.U.
triangles, but Huang and his co-found- interiors are immaculate—Nvidia tracks functions like a delivery truck, drop-
ers decided to use quadrilaterals instead. employees throughout the day with ping off one package at a time; a G.P.U.
This was a mistake, and it nearly sank video cameras and A.I. If an employee is more like a f leet of motorcycles
the company: soon after the release of eats a meal at a conference table, the spreading across a city.
Nvidia’s first product, Microsoft an- A.I. can dispatch a janitor within an The GeForce line was a success. Its
nounced that its graphics software would hour to clean up. At Denny’s, Huang popularity was driven by the Quake
support only triangles. told me to expect a world in which ro- video-game series, which used parallel
Short on money, Huang decided bots would fade into the background, computing to render monsters that
that his only hope was to use the con- like household appliances. “In the fu- players could shoot with a grenade
ventional triangle approach and try to ture, everything that moves will be au- launcher. (Quake II was released when
beat the competition to market. In 1996, tonomous,” he said. I was a freshman in college, and cost
he laid off more than half the hundred The only people I saw at Nvidia who me years of my life.) The Quake series
people working at Nvidia, then bet the didn’t look happy were the quality- also featured a “deathmatch” mode for
company’s remaining funds on a pro- control technicians. In windowless lab- multiplayer combat, and PC gamers,
duction run of untested microchips that oratories underneath the north-campus looking to gain an edge, bought new
he wasn’t sure would work. “It was fifty- bar, pallid young men wearing earplugs GeForce cards every time they were
fifty,” Huang told me, “but we were and T-shirts pushed Nvidia’s microchips upgraded. In 2000, Ian Buck, a gradu-
going out of business anyway.” to the brink of failure. The racket was ate student studying computer graph-
When the product, known as RIVA unbearable, a constant whine of high- ics at Stanford, chained thirty-two Ge-
128, hit stores, Nvidia had enough pitched fans trying to cool overheating Force cards together to play Quake
money to meet only one month of pay- silicon circuits. It is these chips which using eight projectors. “It was the first
roll. But the gamble paid off, and Nvidia have made the A.I. revolution possible. gaming rig in 8K resolution, and it took
sold a million RIVAs in four months. In standard computer architecture, up an entire wall,” Buck told me. “It
Huang encouraged his employees to a microchip known as a “central pro- was beautiful.”
continue shipping products with a sense Buck wondered if the GeForce
of desperation, and for years to come cards might be useful for tasks other
he opened staff presentations with the than launching grenades at his friends.
words “Our company is thirty days The cards came with a primitive pro-
from going out of business.”The phrase gramming tool called a shader. With
remains the unofficial corporate motto. a grant from DARPA, the Department
of Defense’s research arm, Buck hacked
t the center of Nvidia’s headquar- the shaders to access the parallel-
A ters, in Santa Clara, are two enor-
mous buildings, each in the shape of a
computing circuits below, repurposing
the GeForce into a low-budget super-
triangle with its corners trimmed. This cessing unit” does most of the work. computer. Soon, Buck was working
shape is replicated in miniature through- Coders create programs, and those pro- for Huang.
out the building interiors, from the grams bring mathematical problems to Buck is intense and balding,
couches and the carpets to the splash the C.P.U., which produces one solu- and he radiates intelligence. He is a
guards in the urinals. Nvidia’s “space- tion at a time. For decades, the major computer-science hot-rodder who has
ships,” as employees call the two build- manufacturer of C.P.U.s was Intel, and spent the past twenty years testing
ings, are cavernous and filled with light, Intel has tried to force Nvidia out of the limits of Nvidia chips. Human
but eerie, and mostly empty; post- existence several times. “I don’t go any- beings “think linearly. You give in-
Covid, only about a third of the work- where near Intel,” Huang told me, de- structions to someone on how to get
force shows up on any given day. Em- scribing their Tom and Jerry relation- from here to Starbucks, and you give
ployee demographics are “diverse,” sort ship. “Whenever they come near us, I them individual steps,” he said. “You
of—I would guess, based on a visual pick up my chips and run.” don’t give them instructions on how
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to get to any Starbucks location from
anywhere. It’s just hard to think that
way, in parallel.” REFRAIN
Since 2004, Buck has overseen the
development of Nvidia’s supercom- Were you grateful ? I have tried I
puting software package, known as think I’m grateful now But then? And did
CUDA. Huang’s vision was to enable they know it did you love them did
CUDA to work on every GeForce card. you let them know? I’d want to tell them
“We were democratizing supercom- thank you now I’d want They cannot
puting,” Huang said. hear you I would ask what it was like
As Buck developed the software, for them You see the snow? I see the
Nvidia’s hardware team began allocat- snow And hear it? No one hears the snow
ing space on the microchips for super- That’s what you are for them now And
computing operations. The chips con- I’m doing it again that’s what you’re saying
tained billions of electronic transistors, I’m just listening here I’m doing it again and
which routed electricity through lab- now there’s no excuse No comment I prefer
yrinthine circuits to complete calcula- regret you’re saying It convinces me I have
tions at extraordinary speed. Arjun a heart Intense Yes Laceration All the drama
Prabhu, Nvidia’s lead chip engineer, yes I take your point Whereas? Whereas
compared microchip design to urban the ones I might do better by Go on Is it only
planning, with different zones of the in winter the sky goes white? It’s white
chip dedicated to different tasks. As to you? This drained-of-everything what
Tetris players do with falling blocks, would be the better word . . .
Prabhu will sometimes see transistors
in his sleep. “I’ve often had it where
the best ideas happen on a Friday night,
when I’m literally dreaming about it,” Where did you put it, the thing she said ?
Prabhu said. I know, I think about that now The thing
When CUDA was released, in late she trusted to no one but you And all
2006, Wall Street reacted with dis- the time I’m wondering will she offer
may. Huang was bringing supercom- to pay her share of the bill The bill ?
puting to the masses, but the masses We were at a restaurant And did she?
had shown no indication that they Yes You let her? I just wanted her
wanted such a thing. “They were to offer Did you let her pay? I like
spending a fortune on this new chip to think I didn’t But you can’t be sure?
architecture,” Ben Gilbert, the co-host We were students both of us Yes I see
of “Acquired,” a popular Silicon Val- And then I saw what it was The thing
ley podcast, said. “They were spend- she told you? No the bill She’d wanted
ing many billions targeting an ob- to spare my feelings Feelings? She wanted
scure corner of academic and scientific to be discreet, I could tell by the way
computing, which was not a large she offered the money Money That’s the
market at the time—certainly less part that makes me sick now And the thing
than the billions they were pouring she’d confided to no one but you? I know
in.” Huang argued that the simple ex- I must have let it lapse The thing that had
istence of CUDA would enlarge the ruined her life? I know It wasn’t until
supercomputing sector. This view was we needed to use it against him that
not widely held, and by the end of That what? I followed up
2008 Nvidia’s stock price had declined
by seventy per cent.
In speeches, Huang has cited a visit
to the office of Ting-Wai Chiu, a pro- And daily so close to the end now Do you
fessor of physics at National Taiwan want it to be over? Over? Slept away
University, as giving him confidence
during this time. Chiu, seeking to sim-
ulate the evolution of matter follow-
ing the Big Bang, had constructed a GeForce boxes and the computer Chiu was the model customer, but
homemade supercomputer in a labo- cooled by oscillating desk fans. “Jen- there weren’t many like him. Down-
ratory adjacent to his office. Huang sen is a visionary,” Chiu told me. “He loads of CUDA hit a peak in 2009, then
arrived to find the lab littered with made my life’s work possible.” declined for three years. Board mem-
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keting executive, joined the board in
2013. “It was a distinctly flat, stagnant
I find myself counting the hours sometimes company,” she said.
When so many others are hungry? Yes
And sick? And have no shelter? Yes n marketing CUDA, Nvidia had
You realize I do how vile that is I do Of
you I mean I know, I do But no that isn’t
Icluding
sought a range of customers, in-
stock traders, oil prospectors,
the same as wanting the end of it No? I love and molecular biologists. At one point,
my life I’m grateful to still be here But the company signed a deal with Gen-
counting the hours I think it’s about eral Mills to simulate the thermal
not wanting to be called upon I think I’m physics of cooking frozen pizza. One
tired Poor you I know And squandering’s application that Nvidia spent little
the worst of the mortal sins You sleep a lot time thinking about was artificial in-
I sleep too much telligence. There didn’t seem to be
much of a market.
At the beginning of the twenty-
tens, A.I. was a neglected discipline.
That film Ah film Your classic move I know Progress in basic tasks such as image
but this was different Aren’t they always? recognition and speech recognition
No but this They’re not? All right had seen only halting progress. Within
the ones that matter yes but this That famous this unpopular academic field, an even
“but” We never see her Who? The girl less popular subfield solved problems
She’s six She’s only a voice on the phone using “neural networks”—computing
I see it coming What? The wound You’ll say structures inspired by the human brain.
it wounded you It did It does And the dispatcher Many computer scientists considered
What dispatcher? On the phone He knows neural networks to be discredited. “I
that something terrible You’ve heard the term was discouraged by my advisers from
“displacement”? something terrible has working on neural nets,” Catanzaro,
happened and the girl You love this Isn’t that the deep-learning researcher, told
what art is for? To let us feel what otherwise me, “because, at the time, they were
“Vicarious”? would be too much to bear I considered to be outdated, and they
like it best when the worst of the suffering didn’t work.”
occurs offscreen Offstage, like the Greeks Catanzaro described the research-
More room for us Low budget Yes I see ers who continued to work on neural
where this is going nets as “prophets in the wilderness.”
One of those prophets was Geoffrey
Hinton, a professor at the University
of Toronto. In 2009, Hinton’s research
My turn Haven’t I . . . My turn Yes group used Nvidia’s CUDA platform to
all right And are you ready? I think of train a neural network to recognize
“A lady whom time hath surprised” human speech. He was surprised by
It’s really the last indignity isn’t it? Time the quality of the results, which he pre-
has a way of doing that And Susan Sontag sented at a conference later that year.
affronted that death should come for her He then reached out to Nvidia. “I sent
As though it makes exceptions I remember an e-mail saying, ‘Look, I just told a
being young and thinking I’d want to know thousand machine-learning research-
Know what? The future Idiot that I was ers they should go and buy Nvidia cards.
And now? I only hope to be spared The Can you send me a free one?’” Hinton
future? Knowing it in advance, I don’t told me. “They said no.”
mean mine Whose then? The ones I hope Despite the snub, Hinton encour-
to die before You’re beginning to get aged his students to use CUDA, in-
the point cluding a Ukrainian-born protégé of
—Linda Gregerson his named Alex Krizhevsky, who Hin-
ton thought was perhaps the finest
programmer he’d ever met. In 2012,
bers worried that Nvidia’s depressed an activist shareholder who might come Krizhevsky and his research partner,
stock price would make it a target for in and try to break it up,” Jim Gaither, Ilya Sutskever, working on a tight
corporate raiders. “We did everything a longtime board member, told me. budget, bought two GeForce cards
we could to protect the company against Dawn Hudson, a former N.F.L. mar- from Amazon. Krizhevsky then began
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training a visual-recognition neural times, making it one of the most im- Monday morning, we were an A.I.
network on Nvidia’s parallel-comput- portant papers in the history of com- company. Literally, it was that fast.”
ing platform, feeding it millions of puter science. (AlexNet correctly iden- Around the time Huang sent the
images in a single week. “He had the tif ied photographs of a scooter, a e-mail, he approached Catanzaro,
two G.P.U. boards whirring in his leopard, and a container ship, among Nvidia’s leading A.I. researcher, with
bedroom,” Hinton said. “Actually, it other things.) Krizhevsky pioneered a a thought experiment. “He told me
was his parents who paid for the quite number of important programming to imagine he’d marched all eight
considerable electricity costs.” techniques, but his key finding was thousand of Nvidia’s employees into
Sutskever and Krizhevsky were as- that a specialized G.P.U. could train the parking lot,” Catanzaro said.
tonished by the cards’ capabilities. Ear- neural networks up to a hundred times “Then he told me I was free to select
lier that year, researchers at Google faster than a general-purpose C.P.U. anyone from the parking lot to join
had trained a neural net that identi- “To do machine learning without CUDA my team.”
fied videos of cats, an effort that re- would have just been too much trou-
quired some sixteen thousand C.P.U.s. ble,” Hinton said. uang rarely gives interviews, and
Sutskever and Krizhevsky had pro-
duced world-class results with just two
Within a couple of years, every en-
trant in the ImageNet competition was
H tends to deflect attention from
himself. “I don’t really think I’ve done
Nvidia circuit boards. “G.P.U.s showed using a neural network. By the mid- anything special here,” he told me.
up and it felt like a miracle,” Sutskever twenty-tens, neural networks trained “It’s mostly my team.” (“He’s irreplace-
told me. on G.P.U.s were identifying images able,” the board member Jim Gaither
AlexNet, the neural network that with ninety-six-per-cent accuracy, sur- told me.) “I’m not sure why I was se-
Krizhevsky trained in his parents’ passing humans. Huang’s ten-year cru- lected to be the C.E.O.,” Huang said.
house, can now be mentioned along- sade to democratize supercomputing “I didn’t have any particular drive.”
side the Wright Flyer and the Edi- had succeeded. “The fact that they can (“He was determined to run a busi-
son bulb. In 2012, Krizhevsky entered solve computer vision, which is com- ness by the time he was thirty,” his
AlexNet into the annual ImageNet pletely unstructured, leads to the ques- co-founder Chris Malachowsky told
visual-recognition contest; neural net- tion ‘What else can you teach it?’ ” me.) “I’m not a great speaker, really,
works were unpopular enough at the Huang said to me. because I’m quite introverted,” Huang
time that he was the only contestant The answer seemed to be: every- said. (“He’s a great entertainer,” his
to use this technique. AlexNet scored thing. Huang concluded that neural friend Ben Bays told me.) “I only have
so well in the competition that the networks would revolutionize society, one superpower—homework,” Huang
organizers initially wondered if and that he could use CUDA to cor- said. (“He can master any subject over
Krizhevsky had somehow cheated. ner the market on the necessary hard- a weekend,” Dwight Diercks, Nvid-
“That was a kind of Big Bang mo- ware. He announced that he was once ia’s head of software, said.)
ment,” Hinton said. “That was the again betting the company. “He sent Huang prefers an agile corporate
paradigm shift.” out an e-mail on Friday evening say- structure, with no fixed divisions or
In the decade since Krizhevsky’s ing everything is going to deep learn- hierarchy. Instead, employees submit
nine-page description of AlexNet’s ar- ing, and that we were no longer a a weekly list of the five most impor-
chitecture was published, it has been graphics company,” Greg Estes, a tant things they are working on. Brev-
cited more than a hundred thousand vice-president at Nvidia, told me. “By ity is encouraged, as Huang surveys
these e-mails late into the night. Wan-
dering through Nvidia’s giant campus,
he often stops by the desks of junior
employees and quizzes them on their
work. A visit from Huang can turn a
cubicle into an interrogation chamber.
“Typically, in Silicon Valley, you can
get away with fudging it,” the indus-
try analyst Hans Mosesmann told me.
“You can’t do that with Jensen. He will
kind of lose his temper.”
Huang communicates to his staff
by writing hundreds of e-mails per day,
often only a few words long. One ex-
ecutive compared the e-mails to haiku,
another to ransom notes. Huang has
also developed a set of management
aphorisms that he refers to regularly.
“Don’t do it. They try to fill you up on breadsticks so that by the When scheduling, Huang asks em-
time you go into the therapist’s office you feel horrible.” ployees to consider “the speed of light.”
This does not simply mean to move
quickly; rather, employees are to con-
sider the absolute fastest a task could
conceivably be accomplished, then work
backward toward an achievable goal.
They are also encouraged to pursue
the “zero-billion-dollar market.” This
refers to exploratory products, such as
CUDA, which not only do not have
competitors but don’t even have obvi-
ous customers. (Huang sometimes re-
minded me of Kevin Costner’s char-
acter in “Field of Dreams,” who builds
a baseball diamond in the middle of
an Iowa cornfield, then waits for play-
ers and fans to arrive.)
Perhaps Huang’s most radical be-
lief is that “failure must be shared.”
In the early two-thousands, Nvidia “Hey! No bootleg recordings of the show!”
shipped a faulty graphics card with a
loud, overactive fan. Instead of firing
the card’s product managers, Huang
• •
arranged a meeting in which the man-
agers presented, to a few hundred peo- ties; following years of paternal brow- several versions, ChatGPT was re-
ple, every decision they had made that beating, they now have careers at leased to the public.
led to the fiasco. (Nvidia also distrib- Nvidia. Catanzaro at one point left Since then, Nvidia has been over-
uted to the press a satirical video, star- for another company. A few years later, whelmed with customer requests. The
ring the product managers, in which he returned. “Jensen is not an easy per- company’s latest A.I.-training mod-
the card was repurposed as a leaf son to get along with all of the time,” ule, known as the DGX H100, is a
blower.) Presenting one’s failures to Catanzaro said. “I’ve been afraid of three-hundred-and-seventy-pound
an audience has become a beloved rit- Jensen sometimes, but I also know metal box that can cost up to five hun-
ual at Nvidia, but such corporate strug- that he loves me.” dred thousand dollars. It is currently
gle sessions are not for everyone. “You on back order for months. The DGX
can kind of see right away who is going fter the success of AlexNet, ven- H100 runs five times as fast as the
to last here and who is not,” Diercks
said. “If someone starts getting de-
A ture capitalists began shovelling
money at A.I. “We’ve been investing
hardware that trained ChatGPT, and
could have trained AlexNet in less
fensive, I know they’re not going to in a lot of startups applying deep learn- than a minute. Nvidia is projected to
make it.” ing to many areas, and every single one sell half a million of the devices by the
Huang’s employees sometimes com- effectively comes in building on Nvid- end of the year.
plain of his mercurial personality. ia’s platform,” Marc Andreessen, of the The more processing power one
“It’s really about what’s going on in firm Andreessen Horowitz, said in 2016. applies to a neural net, the more so-
my brain versus what’s coming out of Around that time, Nvidia delivered its phisticated its output becomes. For
my mouth,” Huang told me. “When first dedicated A.I. supercomputer, the the most advanced A.I. models, Nvidia
the mismatch is great, then it comes DGX-1, to a research group at OpenAI. sells a rack of dozens of DGX H100s.
out as anger.” Even when he’s calm, Huang himself took the computer to If that isn’t enough, Nvidia will ar-
Huang’s intensity can be overwhelm- OpenAI’s offices; Elon Musk, then the range these computers like library
ing. “Interacting with him is kind of chairman, opened the package with stacks, filling a data center with tens
like sticking your finger in the elec- a box cutter. of millions of dollars’ worth of super-
tric socket,” one employee said. Still, In 2017, researchers at Google in- computing equipment. There is no
Nvidia has high employee retention. troduced a new architecture for neural- obvious limit to the A.I.’s capabilities.
Jeff Fisher, who runs the company’s net training called a transformer. The “If you allow yourself to believe that
consumer division, was one of the first following year, researchers at OpenAI an artificial neuron is like a biological
employees. He’s now extremely wealthy, used Google’s framework to build neuron, then it’s like you’re training
but he continues to work. “Many of the first “generative pre-trained trans- brains,” Sutskever told me. “They
us are f inancial volunteers at this former,” or G.P.T. The G.P.T. models should do everything we can do.” I
point,” Fisher said, “but we believe in were trained on Nvidia supercomput- was initially skeptical of Sutskever’s
the mission.” Both of Huang’s chil- ers, absorbing an enormous corpus of claim—I hadn’t learned to identify
dren pursued jobs in the hospitality text and learning how to make hu- cats by looking at ten million refer-
industry when they were in their twen- manlike connections. In late 2022, after ence images, and I hadn’t learned to
THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023 35
risen thirtyfold, making her second only
to Huang as the most successful semi-
conductor C.E.O. of this era. Su is also
Huang’s first cousin once removed.
Huang told me that he didn’t know
Su growing up; he met her only after
she was named C.E.O. “She’s terrific,”
he said. “We’re not very competitive.”
(Nvidia employees can recite the relative
market share of Nvidia’s and A.M.D.’s
graphics cards from memory.) Their
personalities are different: Su is reserved
and stoic; Huang is temperamental and
expressive. “She has a great poker face,”
Mosesmann, the industry analyst, said.
“Jensen does not, although he’d still
find a way to beat you.”
Su likes to tail the incumbent, and
wait for it to falter. Unlike Huang, she
is not afraid to compete with Intel, and,
in the past decade, A.M.D. has captured
a large portion of Intel’s C.P.U. busi-
ness, a feat that analysts once regarded
as impossible. Recently, Su has turned
her attention to the A.I. market. “Jen-
“I’m so happy to host you! Here’s a spare towel and a sen does not want to lose. He’s a driven
guest room with no intuitive place to hang it.” guy,” Forrest Norrod, the executive over-
seeing A.M.D.’s effort, said. “But we
think we can compete with Nvidia.”
• •
n a gloomy Friday afternoon in
write by scanning the complete works
of humanity. But the fossil record shows
netically tailored drugs. Some will write
music; some will write poetry. If we
O September, I drove to an upscale
resort overlooking the Pacific to watch
that the nervous system first devel- aren’t careful, someday soon, one will Huang be publicly interviewed by Hao
oped several hundred million years ago, outsmart us. Ko, the lead architect of Nvidia’s head-
and has been growing more sophisti- quarters. I arrived early to find the two
cated ever since. “There have been a he gross profit margin on Nvidia’s men facing the ocean, engaged in quiet
lot of living creatures on this earth for
a long time that have learned a lot of
T equipment approaches seventy per
cent. This ratio attracts competition in
conversation. They were dressed nearly
identically, in black leather jackets, black
things,” Catanzaro said, “and a lot of the manner that chum attracts sharks. jeans, and black shoes, although Ko was
that is written down in physical struc- Google and Tesla are developing A.I.- much taller. I was hoping to catch some
tures in your brain.” training hardware, as are numerous start- candid statements about the future of
The latest A.I.s have powers that ups. One of those startups is Cerebras, computing; instead, I got a six-minute
surprise even their creators, and no one which makes a “mega-chip” the size of roast of Ko’s wardrobe. “Look at this
quite knows what they are capable of. a dinner plate. “They’re just extorting guy!” Huang said. “He’s dressed just like
(GPT-4, ChatGPT’s successor, can their customers, and nobody will say it me. He’s copying me—which is smart—
transform a sketch on a napkin into a out loud,” Cerebras’s C.E.O., Andrew only his pants have too many pockets.”
functioning Web site, and has scored Feldman, said of Nvidia. (Huang coun- Ko gave a nervous chuckle, and looked
in the eighty-eighth percentile on the tered that a well-trained A.I. model can down at his designer jeans, which did
LSAT.) In the next few years, Nvidia’s reduce customers’ overhead in other have a few more zippered pockets than
hardware, by accelerating evolution to business lines. “The more you buy, the function would strictly demand. “Sim-
the speed of a computer-clock cycle, more you save,” he said.) plify, man!” Huang said, before turning
will train all manner of similar A.I. Nvidia’s fiercest rival is Advanced to me. “That’s why he’s dressed like me.
models. Some will manage investment Micro Devices. Since 2014, A.M.D. has I taught this guy everything he knows.”
portfolios; some will fly drones. Some been run by Lisa Su, another gifted en- (Huang’s wardrobe is widely imitated,
will steal your likeness and reproduce gineer who immigrated to the United and earlier this year he was featured in
it; some will mimic the voices of the States from Taiwan at a young age. In the Style section of the Times.)
dead. Some will act as brains for au- the years since Su became the head of The interview was sponsored by
tonomous robots; some will create ge- the company, A.M.D.’s stock price has Gensler, one of the world’s leading cor-
36 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023
porate-design firms, and there were sev- V.R. headset. The headset originally The specialist then showed me
eral hundred architects in attendance. took five hours to render design changes; “Diane,” a hyper-realistic digital ava-
As the event approached, Huang in- at Huang’s urging, the engineers got tar that speaks five languages. A pow-
creased the intensity of his shtick, crack- the speed down to ten seconds. “He was erful generative A.I. had studied mil-
ing a series of weak jokes and rocking tough on them, but there was a logic to lions of videos of people to create a
back and forth on his feet. Huang does it,” Ko said. “If the headset took five composite entity. It was the imperfec-
dozens of speaking gigs a year, and had hours, I’d probably settle on whatever tions that were most affecting—Diane
given a talk to a different audience earlier shade of green looked adequate. If it had blackheads on her nose and trace
that day, but I realized that he was ner- took ten seconds, I’d take the time to hairs on her upper lip. The only clue
vous. “I hate public speaking,” he said. pick the best shade of green there was.” that Diane wasn’t truly human was an
Onstage, though, he seemed relaxed The buildings’ design won several uncanny shimmer in the whites of her
and confident. He explained that the awards and made Ko’s career. Still, Ko eyes. “We’re working on that,” the spe-
skylights on the undulating roof of his recalled his time on the project with cialist said.
headquarters were positioned to illu- mixed emotions. “The place was fin- Huang’s vision is to unify Nvidia’s
minate the building while blocking di- ished, it looks amazing, we’re doing the computer-graphics research with its
rect sunlight. To calculate the design, tour, and he’s questioning me about the generative-A.I. research. As he sees it,
Huang had strapped Ko into a virtual- placement of the water fountains,” Ko image-generation A.I.s will soon be so
reality headset and then attached the said. “He was upset because they were sophisticated that they will be able to
headset to a rack of Nvidia G.P.U.s, so next to the bathrooms! That’s required render three-dimensional, inhabitable
that Ko could track the flow of light. by code, and this is a billion-dollar worlds and populate them with realistic-
“This is the world’s first building that building! But he just couldn’t let it go.” seeming people. At the same time,
needed a supercomputer to be possi- “I’m never satisfied,” Huang told language-processing A.I.s will be able
ble,” Huang said. me. “No matter what it is, I only see to interpret voice commands immedi-
Following the interview, Huang took imperfections.” ately. (“The programming language of
questions from the audience, including the future will be ‘human,’” Huang has
one about the potential risks of A.I.
“There’s the doomsday A.I.s—the A.I.
that somehow jumped out of the com-
Iheasked Huang if he was taking any
gambles today that resemble the one
took twenty years ago. He responded
said.) Once the technologies are united
with ray-tracing, users will be able to
speak whole universes into existence.
puter and consumes tons and tons of immediately with a single word: “Om- Huang hopes to use such “digital twins”
information and learns all by itself, re- niverse.”Inspired by the V.R.-architecture of our own world to safely train robots
shaping its attitude and sensibility, and gambit, the Omniverse is Nvidia’s at- and self-driving cars. Combined with
starts making decisions on its own, in- tempt to simulate the real world at an V.R. technology, the Omniverse could
cluding pressing buttons of all kinds,” extraordinary level of fine-grained de- also allow users to inhabit bespoke
Huang said, pantomiming pressing the tail. Huang has described it as an “in- realities.
buttons in the air. The room grew very dustrial metaverse.” I felt dizzy leaving the product demo.
quiet. “No A.I. should be able to learn Since 2018, Nvidia’s graphics cards I thought of science fiction; I thought
without a human in the loop,” he said. have featured “ray-tracing,” which of the Book of Genesis. I sat on a tri-
One architect asked when A.I. might simulates the way that light bounces angular couch with the corners trimmed,
start to figure things out on its own. and struggled to imagine the future
“Reasoning capability is two to three that my daughter will inhabit. Nvidia
years out,” Huang said. A low murmur executives were building the Manhat-
went through the crowd. tan Project of computer science, but
Afterward, I caught up with Ko. Like when I questioned them about the wis-
a lot of Huang’s jokes, the crack about dom of creating superhuman intelli-
teaching Ko “everything he knows” con- gence they looked at me as if I were
tained a pointed truth. Ko hadn’t yet questioning the utility of the washing
made partner at Gensler when Huang machine. I had wondered aloud if an
chose him for the Nvidia headquarters, A.I. might someday kill someone. “Eh,
bypassing Ko’s boss. I asked Ko why off objects to create photorealistic ef- electricity kills people every year,” Cat-
Huang had done so. “You probably have fects. Inside a triangle of frosted glass anzaro said. I wondered if it might elim-
heard stories,” Ko said. “He can be very in Nvidia’s executive meeting center, a inate art. “It will make art better!”
tough. He will undress you.” Huang had product-demo specialist showed me a Diercks said. “It will make you much
no architecture experience, but he would three-dimensional rendering of a better at your job.” I wondered if some-
often tell Ko that he was wrong about gleaming Japanese ramen shop. As the day soon an A.I. might become self-
the building’s design. “I would say ninety demo cycled through different points aware. “In order for you to be a crea-
per cent of architects would battle back,” of view, light reflected off the metal ture, you have to be conscious. You have
Ko said. “I’m more of a listener.” counter and steam rose from a bub- to have some knowledge of self, right?”
Ko recalled Huang challenging Nvid- bling pot of broth. There was nothing Huang said. “I don’t know where that
ia’s engineering staff on the speed of the to indicate that it wasn’t real. could happen.”
THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023 37
AMERICAN CHRONICLES
THE AFTERMATH
Kristin Kinkel, the sister of a school shooter, is still reckoning with her brother’s crimes.
BY JENNIFER GONNERMAN
O
n May 21, 1998, before places here. She’s fine. But she’s not talking house—the police were still there in-
like Columbine and Newtown to anyone.’” vestigating—so she stayed with a friend’s
and Parkland had become part Cheer Palace was in a quiet part of family. Her parents had had a large cir-
of the American vernacular, Kristin Kin- Honolulu, at the end of a street, but soon cle of friends, and somebody had al-
kel received a phone call. At the time, media vans were parked outside. To avoid ready called Don Loomis, an attorney
she was twenty-one and a student at being seen through the front windows, who handled estates, suggesting that
Hawaii Pacific University, in Honolulu. Kristin hid on the stairs in the back. “I Kristin would need a lawyer. The night
She had a scholarship for competitive remember sitting there on the top of the after she arrived, Loomis met with her.
cheerleading—she was an expert tum- stairs, with my head in my hands, wait- She appeared to be in shock, which
bler and flyer—and she lived with some ing,” she said. While her roommates tried he had expected, but her words about
of her teammates in a modest rental to figure out what to do, her brain kept her brother took him aback. “That’s not
house they called Cheer Palace. sputtering, trying to make sense of the Kip,” she said. “There must be some-
The phone call came early that morn- news: “This can’t be true, there’s no way thing wrong.” She insisted that they
ing from a friend from her home town— this is true, this is completely impossible.” needed to figure out what was wrong
Springfield, Oregon. He stammered To help Kristin escape, a male team- with Kip—and find a way to help him.
something about having bad news and mate sneaked her into his truck and “I think she just knew that it wasn’t the
hung up. Soon afterward, another friend drove away. Unsure where she should Kip that she remembered,” Loomis said.
called and told her that there had been go, Kristin tracked down a surfer friend. Kristin set about planning a funeral
a shooting at Thurston High School, “Can you please take me out into the for her parents, which was held on
where Kristin had gone and where her ocean?” she asked. She remembers lying May 27th. By then, seven days had
brother, Kip, was in ninth grade. “Is Kip on a board in the water, “just trying to elapsed since Kip had murdered them,
hurt?” she asked. She didn’t get an an- come to terms with everything.” As the and Kristin had already visited him at
swer. Then a third friend phoned and waves rocked her body, her mind was the local juvenile jail three times. “One
blurted out what nobody else wanted able to focus, and then she heard a siren of the first times I saw him, I just re-
to say: Kip was the one who had opened in the distance. “There was something member him being unable to talk,” she
fire at Thurston. As Kristin would later about that moment when it settled—I said. “He had his head down on the
learn, he had killed two students and really did have to believe it, I can’t ig- table, and he was crying, and the only
injured another twenty-five. nore it, I can’t pretend that this didn’t thing he could say was ‘I’m sorry.’”
Someone told her to check the news; happen,” she said.
the story was dominating CNN. “I re- The police took Kip into custody at o read the media coverage of Kip
member turning on the TV and seeing
my house, the house I grew up in, from
Thurston High School and the next day
escorted him into a courtroom at the
T Kinkel’s crimes today is to be re-
minded of how shocking they were at
a helicopter view, ” Kristin recalled re- Lane County courthouse, in Eugene. the time—and how numb we have be-
cently. Her parents had built the house He was fifteen, with reddish-brown hair come to such acts of violence in the past
twenty-five years earlier—an A-frame and acne, and was wearing a University quarter century. Mass school shootings
surrounded by Douglas firs. Now it was of Oregon sweatshirt. His wrists were were almost unheard of before the 1997-
a crime scene. After the shooting at cuffed in front of him, his ankles shack- 98 school year. That year, there were a
Thurston, the police had discovered two led, his head down. As he was led past handful—including in West Paducah,
bodies inside her family’s home—her the media, the snapping sound of cam- Kentucky, and near Jonesboro, Arkan-
brother had killed their parents, too. era shutters erupted. “Kip, what do you sas—and then Kip’s shooting eclipsed
The phone kept ringing. One of want to tell your sister?” someone them all: he had opened fire with a
Kristin’s childhood friends in Oregon shouted. He did not respond. In court, semi-automatic rifle in a packed cafete-
had heard an early news report that he was charged as an adult with four ria. “Something like this was unimag-
mistakenly said three bodies had been counts of aggravated murder. inable at that point in time,” Peter De-
found in the family’s house—not two. Kristin’s university paid for her air- Fazio, who lives near Thurston High
The friend was terrified: Had Kristin plane ticket home, and a male team- School and represented the area in Con-
been killed as well? “I ended up calling mate accompanied her, making certain gress, told me. “It was before this became
her roommates in Hawaii,” the friend that she wasn’t besieged by reporters. an American epidemic.”
remembered. “And they were, like, ‘She’s She could not return to her family’s Springfield—a small, blue-collar city
38 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023
After the shootings, Kristin became an object of public curiosity. “I was not a human being to the media,” she said.
PHOTOGRAPH BY MAGNUS HOLMES THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023 39
that had long been known for its tim- I wondered if at some point she would munition. Jacob Ryker, a junior on the
ber industry—now found itself on front change her mind about talking to me, wrestling team who had been shot in
pages, its reputation redefined by the ex- but she never wavered, and we got into the chest, tackled him, and several other
treme violence of a teen-ager. The media a routine of speaking each week. boys joined in, pinning him to the caf-
had arrived en masse, with satellite trucks Our first interview took place on May eteria floor. A custodian later told po-
taking over the road in front of Thur- 8th—her mother’s birthday. Many years lice that he heard Kip shout, “Kill me!”
ston. Students and townspeople gath- ago, Kristin told me, a therapist had Kip had fired fifty-one rounds, shoot-
ered at the fence in front of the school helped her devise a ritual to cope with ing students in the head, neck, buttocks,
to grieve, leaving flowers, ribbons, notes, the loss of her parents: on their birth- thigh, hip. Mikael Nickolauson, seven-
candles, and stuffed animals along the days, she carries an object that reminds teen, died at the school; sixteen-year-
chain links.Today, the creation of a make- her of them. For her father, the object old Benjamin Walker died in a hospi-
shift memorial in the wake of a school was a tennis ball, because tennis was his tal. Among the students most critically
shooting might be expected, but then it favorite sport. For her mother, who had injured was Tony Case, a pitcher on the
was still a novelty, the beginning of a long red hair, it was a silver butterfly hair varsity baseball team and a trombonist
new American ritual. clasp. At the moment, Kristin said, she in the school’s jazz band. He had been
An anti-violence campaign started was carrying the clasp in the “kangaroo in the cafeteria that morning handing
in Springfield, with an optimistic slo- pouch” of her sweatshirt. “I’m holding out campaign stickers for a friend run-
gan: “Let it end here.” On June 13th, it right now,” she said. ning for student-body president. When
President Bill Clinton visited Thurston, I was surprised by her willingness to he realized what was happening, he dived
where he spoke in the school’s gym. be so candid with a stranger. It seemed under a table, but Kip shot him three
“This has not only been a horrible and that part of her decision to speak with times in the back and once in the leg.
traumatic experience for you—this has me had to do with timing—this year Life published a ten-page story about
been a traumatic experience for all of marks the twenty-fifth anniversary of the shooting victims, which included a
America,” he said. “Everybody who has her brother’s crimes. In the past, she had photograph of Tony in his hospital bed.
looked at you knows that this is a good worried that anything she said publicly One of the surgeons who operated on
community that they’d be proud to live might bring more pain to the families him was quoted as saying, “I thought
in, and, therefore, it could happen any- of the students Kip had shot, but now he was going to die.” After two weeks
where.” Ten months later, two teen- that a quarter century had passed she in the hospital, Tony came home to
agers in Colorado launched an attack hoped this was less likely. I also sensed bags of get-well cards from all over the
so deadly that it became known by a that her decision to tell her story was country. A few had been addressed sim-
single word: Columbine. driven in large part by a desire to help ply to “Tony Case, Springfield, Ore-
After that, more mass shootings took her brother. He remains in prison, but gon.” Some were made of construction
place each year, and following the mas- they are still in close contact. “The thing paper and signed by classrooms of chil-
sacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School, you heard a few minutes ago”—a beep dren; others had been sent by youth
in Newtown, Connecticut, in 2012, I on the phone line—“was him trying to baseball teams.
started thinking about Kip Kinkel and call,” she said. Kip Kinkel had opened fire at Thur-
his sister. Unlike the shooter at Sandy After the shootings, Kristin had made ston on a Thursday. The following Tues-
Hook or those in Columbine, Kip was a point of not reading the media cov- day, the school reopened, with the caf-
still alive, and, I thought, he and Kris- erage, but the story was headline news eteria cleaned up. Tony, a junior, did not
tin might be able to provide some in- return until the following school year.
sight into the tragedy enveloping the “I can’t move my right foot and still
country. After speaking to a couple of can’t feel in my right foot and ankle,”
media outlets in 1998 and 1999, Kristin he told a reporter three months after
had refused every interview request, and he was shot. “The doctors are just, like,
when I reached out to her she turned ‘Wait and see.’” Tony said that he had
mine down, too. I assumed that I would not “felt any anger” toward Kip: “I think
never hear from her again, but, this past pretty much what everybody thinks—
April, ten years after I contacted her, there’s a sick kid for you, and he pretty
she told me that she wanted to talk. much needs to stay in jail for the rest
The first time I spoke to her, on the across the country. Kip had shot their of his life.”
phone, it was apparent that she was still parents on May 20, 1998, then spent the
deeply traumatized. “Forgive the shak- night at the house. The next day, shortly ip’s lawyers had arranged for a psy-
iness in my voice,” she said. She ex-
plained that part of her trepidation was
before 8 a.m., he had walked toward
Thurston High School wearing a trench-
K chologist to meet with him regu-
larly at the juvenile jail. Two days after
owing to her past interactions with the coat and carrying a semi-automatic rifle Kip’s arrest, the psychologist wrote in his
press, which included reporters pursu- and two pistols. He had started firing notes, “No contact with Kristin. Uncer-
ing her at the courthouse. “I was not a the rifle in a breezeway, opened the door tain and fearful about what she thinks
human being to the media,” she said. “I to the cafeteria, and continued firing, of him.” Four days later, after Kristin had
was a story that everyone wanted to get.” pausing only when he ran out of am- visited three times, the psychologist noted,
40 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023
“Kip’s spirits are improved.” Kristin had
become his lifeline. Jail officials had
placed Kip on suicide watch, in a cell
with no sheets and only paper clothes.
With no obvious way of ending his life,
he had initially tried to starve himself.
But he told the psychologist that once
Kristin came to visit he “didn’t try to
starve.”Then, when she returned to Ho-
nolulu briefly, he said, “I didn’t try for a
while because I didn’t want her to have
to fly right back again from Hawaii.”
Kristin graduated that summer from
Hawaii Pacific University, and before
long she had moved back into her fam-
ily’s home, on a hill near the McKen-
zie River. Another daughter might have
refused to live in the house where her
parents had been killed, but Kristin felt
herself drawn to it. “That house is what
made me me. That’s the only place I
wanted to run to,” she explained. “It was
where I was most connected to my fam-
ily.” For her, being in the house brought
back happy memories: carving pump- “The first rule of Book Club is don’t talk about Book Club—
kins on newspapers spread out over the and the second rule is don’t talk about Ayn Rand.”
kitchen floor; camping on the back deck
in a My Little Pony tent; hiking through
the nearby woods with her mother. • •
Her parents, Bill and Faith Kinkel,
had been high-school language teach- ing her father’s mother in Eugene. Bill he named Tiger Lily, after the charac-
ers known for their dedication to their had visited her weekly, and Kristin was ter in “Peter Pan.” Kristin remembered
jobs. Bill, who had retired from Thur- now her primary caretaker. him trading “deer kisses” with their
ston High School after teaching Span- Kristin’s decision to avoid the media mother, nuzzling his cheek against hers.
ish there for three decades, had been the coverage of her brother’s crimes seemed Kristin’s family had come to visit her
sort of teacher who would climb on his driven by a desire to hold on to her san- in Hawaii when Kip was in middle
desk and break into song in order to ity. Or, as she later put it, by a “protec- school, and now she found herself study-
teach an especially difficult grammar les- tive mechanism inside me that says, ing a photograph that one of her par-
son. Faith, who taught at Springfield ‘Nope. Don’t get close to it, because ents had taken on the trip. In the pic-
High School, across town, often got up you might remember it, and you’re not ture, she grins at the camera, and Kip
at 4 A.M. to write her lesson plans. She supposed to remember it, because you squints at it, unsmiling. “I remember
had died at fifty-seven; he was fifty-nine. have to stay alive, and you have to stay looking back at that picture and saying,
When a memorial service was held for functioning.’ ” But Kristin learned from ‘You know, he was very strange on this
them at Springfield High School, more friends that the press was painting a pic- trip. This is not the kid I remember,’”
than a thousand people showed up. ture of a profoundly troubled teen: a kid she said recently. His affect was “very
In the months after her parents died, who had left homemade bombs in the flat,” and he seemed “disconnected from
Kristin went through each day as if she crawl space beneath his house, who had everyone.” Even so, his behavior did not
were “on autopilot,” she later said. “Just been obsessed with guns and joked to seriously concern her. “It was different
kind of trying to survive and not stop.” classmates about opening fire at school, enough to be noticeable, but not so dif-
There were practical issues that she’d who had been named as the student ferent that it couldn’t be chalked up to
never had to deal with before, like how most likely to start World War Three. ‘Oh, he’s a moody teen that I don’t know
to find a plumber when the toilet breaks. The Seattle Post-Intelligencer called him that well anymore.’”
And there were other, more challeng- “a bad kid from a good family.”
ing tasks. “Somebody had to go through Kristin, who had left for college when ristin continued to visit Kip regu-
all the boxes and all the clothing and
all the stuff that’s left behind,” she said.
Kip was eleven, found it impossible to
reconcile these descriptions with the
K larly in jail, but they did not speak
about what, exactly, he had done, or why
“And nobody else was going to do that.” boy she remembered, who had slept in he had done it. She did not want to
Her days were full: she was visiting her a bunk bed above her when he was lit- know the details of his crimes, and, even
brother, meeting with her lawyer, see- tle. Kip had doted on his calico cat, which if she had, Kip’s defense attorneys had
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advised him not to talk about them with cerned such fascination is unhealthy and Kip’s father had to pick him up. His fa-
any visitor. Kip did, however, speak may lead to behaviors that could harm ther was irate, telling him that he would
openly with a slew of strangers: the psy- Kip or others.” Kip had a strained rela- now be expelled from school and charged
chologist he saw weekly, and medical tionship with his father, and he “became with a felony. Kip later said that in the
experts who had been retained by his tearful” when the topic came up, Hicks car the voices in his head were so loud
attorneys to evaluate him. wrote. “He feels his father expects the that he couldn’t remember what his fa-
The accounts that these experts pro- worst from him.” ther said to him.
duced are remarkably consistent: they During the next six months, Kip’s Mental-health professionals refer
depict a fifteen-year-old boy tormented mother brought him to see Hicks every to voices that order an individual to act
by his own mind, overwhelmed by the two or three weeks. Hicks dissuaded in a certain way as “command halluci-
symptoms of an illness he did not un- nations.” Kip told a psychologist that,
derstand. “Kip came in and out of psy- when he and his father had returned
chosis like you would turn on and off a home that day, he heard voices saying,
light switch,” a psychologist later said. “ ‘Get your gun. Shoot him. Shoot him.’
“His outward appearance was of the boy So I did. I had no choice.” After he shot
next door, who you would trust to babysit his father, he said, the voices continued:
your children, feed your pets, and take “They told me to kill Mom because I’d
care of your house. When he was lucid already killed Dad. ‘No choice, do it!’
and intelligent, he was like any other they said.” The next morning, Kip said,
adolescent. But, when you talked to him, the voices told him, “Go to school and
within minutes he would have auditory Kip from playing with explosives, gave kill everybody.”
hallucinations and go in and out of them him a diagnosis of depression, and later Kip’s attorneys hired an investigator
depending on the topic.” suggested that he get a prescription for to examine his family history, and she
Kip explained that when he was an antidepressant from his pediatrician. found evidence of severe mental illness
twelve he’d begun hearing voices. The Kip started Prozac that June. Eight on both sides. In 1948, Kip’s great-uncle
voices confused him: “Do other people weeks later, Hicks wrote in his notes Robert McKissick had made the front
have them? Will they go away? Is this that he, Kip, and Kip’s mother agreed page of the Twin Falls Times-News for
because of puberty?” He said that the that Kip was “doing well enough” to dis- committing his own seemingly inexpli-
voices fired insults at him and some- continue regular sessions. Kip stopped cable act of violence. McKissick, a farmer,
times ordered him to do violent things, seeing Hicks; after his prescription ran had been driving his truck when a
causing him so much distress that, he out, in the fall, he stopped taking Prozac. trooper pulled him over for a traffic in-
told one psychiatrist, “I wanted to bash Kip never told Hicks about the voices fraction. Afterward, as the trooper was
my head against the wall or stick my he heard. Several months after his arrest, walking away, McKissick got out of his
finger in my eye to make it stop.” As he when a psychologist asked him why he truck and stabbed him five times with
grew older, he said, the voices became had stayed silent, Kip said, “I didn’t want a knife. This attack had been prompted
more frequent, and he found that stress anyone to think I was nuts, didn’t want by a delusion: one of McKissick’s broth-
exacerbated them. He did not tell any- to go to a mental hospital, didn’t want my ers had died in the war, and he believed
one about the voices but instead devised friends to know, because that would end that the trooper was the person who
strategies to try to quiet them, includ- my friendships. I really didn’t want any had killed him.
ing putting on his Walkman, blasting girls to know, because they wouldn’t want The mental-health experts who in-
Nine Inch Nails, and pedalling his to be seen with me.” terviewed Kip discovered that he, too,
mountain bike as fast as he could. On April 24, 1998, while in his ninth- suffered from delusions. Kip worried
In middle school, Kip began getting grade language-arts class, Kip blurted that the Disney Corporation was tak-
into trouble. On a snowboarding trip, out, “God damn this voice inside my ing over the world and would replace
he and a friend left the motel where they head!” For his outburst, Kip was pun- U.S. dollars with “Disney dollars”; that
were staying and were picked up by the ished: the teacher sent him into the hall, China might invade any day and start
police, accused of tossing rocks at cars and he had to fill out a “respect sheet.” stealing the trees around his house; and
from an overpass. At home, he made ex- (The form asked: “In the future, what that the voices he heard were coming
plosive devices with gasoline and other would you do differently to prevent this from a chip that had been implanted in
chemicals, and when he was angry he problem?” Kip’s answer: “Not to say his brain. A psychologist wrote that,
would set them off at a nearby quarry. ‘Damn.’ ”) He was supposed to get a after he informed Kip that an MRI of
In January of 1997, when he was in eighth parent’s signature on the form; instead, his brain did not show a chip, Kip “ar-
grade, his mother took him to see a psy- he got a girl in study hall to sign it. gued that the chip may not have been
chologist, Jeffrey L. Hicks, who had been On May 20th, Kip was caught with picked up because it may have moved
referred by his school. “Mrs. Kinkel re- a pistol in his locker, which he had to his spinal column.”
ported Kip has a fascination with explo- bought that day from a friend. (The Kip had heard of schizophrenia, but
sives, guns and knives,” Hicks wrote in friend had stolen it from the house of he had never associated that illness with
his notes. “This interest is shared by sev- a classmate.) Kip and the friend were the voices he heard. In jail, the psychol-
eral of his friends and his mother is con- both taken to the police station, and ogist who met with him weekly told
42 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023
him that other people hear voices, too, paid more attention,” she said. She read ing grades, fears of loud noises, difficul-
and that medication exists to quiet them. aloud from a letter she had written the ties sleeping, and a sense of terror at the
Kip was “angry at himself that he didn’t judge: “I love my brother more than I prospect of Kip getting out.
tell his parents about his voices,” the ever thought possible. And not because “You made the rest of my high-school
psychologist wrote, near the end of 1998. he needs me to, but because I need to. life absolute hell. I became someone
Another day, Kip stated that, if he had It is a difficult concept for an outsider other kids avoided because I reminded
told his mother about the voices, “maybe to understand, but it comes from what them of you and the shooting,” Jenni-
we could have gotten help and this whole is inside us.” fer Alldredge, who had been shot in the
thing would never have happened.” Kip’s attorneys called William H. back and the hand, said. “My name be-
Sack, a highly regarded psychiatrist who came ‘victim.’”
ip’s lawyers had originally planned had evaluated Kip. He gave his diag- “I don’t care if you’re sick, if you’re
K to go to trial and mount an insan-
ity defense. If they had succeeded, Kip
nosis—paranoid schizophrenia—which,
he said, responds “better to treatment”
insane, if you’re crazy,” Jacob Ryker, the
wrestler who tackled Kip despite hav-
would have been sent to the state’s psy- and has “a better prognosis in general ing been shot in the chest and then in
chiatric hospital. But, in the end, they than the other forms of schizophrenia.” the hand, said. “A lifetime in prison is
decided not to take his case to trial. Kip’s The plan was to send Kip to MacLaren too good for you.”
crimes had shaken the entire county— Youth Correctional Facility, a juvenile One of the last to speak was Tony
everyone seemed to know someone con- prison with a strong mental-health pro- Case, the former varsity baseball player,
nected to the case—and the lawyers gram, where Sack worked. “If Mr. Kin- who had been shot four times and crit-
were not optimistic about winning over kel takes medication, is consistently ically injured. Tony was now enrolled at
a local jury. They struck a deal with cared for by a psychiatrist he trusts, in Lane Community College, in Eugene.
prosecutors. Kip would plead guilty to twenty-five or thirty years I think he Reading aloud from a statement he had
the charges against him—four murder can be safely returned to the commu- written, he described how a bullet had
charges and some two dozen attempted- nity,” Sack said. severed an artery in his leg, making it
murder charges—and, in exchange, When Kip got his chance to speak, excruciatingly painful for him to walk
he would receive a prison sentence of he apologized. “I absolutely loved my without shoes. “Because I will be af-
twenty-five years for the murders. This parents and had no reason to kill them. fected for the rest of my life, I feel that
plea deal was a gamble, because it did I had no reason to dislike, kill, or try to he should be, too,” he said.
not include his sentence for the non- kill anyone at Thurston,” he said. “I am Judge Mattison sentenced Kip to
fatal shootings. The judge, Jack Matti- very sorry for everything I have done.” nearly eighty-seven years in prison
son, would decide his punishment for But rage at Kip seemed to unite the court- for his nonfatal shootings. This, com-
those crimes. room audience. When the survivors and bined with the previous sentence,
A sentencing hearing was held in their parents testified, they spoke not brought Kip’s total punishment to “111.67
November of 1999, at the Lane County only about injuries but also about plung- years, which is more than anyone will
courthouse, with some eighty people
testifying. The survivors, their family
members, and their supporters filled
the courtroom. Kip sat at the front with
his lawyers, sometimes laying his head
on the table. On the second day, Kris-
tin came to testify, accompanied by her
aunt Claudia, who had been appointed
Kip’s guardian. The next day, Kristin
appeared on the front page of Eugene’s
Register-Guard. She looked polished,
in a thin sweater and a gray pants suit,
though a reporter described her as “frail
and weary.”
She did not want to be there—to sit
in the courtroom, surrounded by her
brother’s victims, was “excruciating,” she
later said. But she was determined to
do all she could to persuade Judge Mat-
tison not to give Kip a life sentence. On
the stand, she told the judge about their
childhood together: travelling to na-
tional parks, playing basketball in their
driveway, arguing over which of them
the family dog loved best. “I wish I had
ever serve,” Mattison said. There would prison, “there was a kind of transition top and cropped black pants, plus a thin
be no possibility of parole. period where I would notice myself say- black suède jacket.
After the sentencing, Kristin and her ing to people, ‘You know, he just doesn’t Kristin comes across as warm and
aunt Claudia dodged reporters and hus- need me in that way anymore,’” Kris- energetic, exuding a sense of total com-
tled across the street, to the office of tin said. “And so the relationship shifted petence. At 8:02 a.m.—two minutes
Kristin’s lawyer. A family friend, Judy, from big sister–little brother to just sib- after visitors are allowed to arrive—she
was there, waiting to hear the news. Judy lings—much more equal, learning from steered onto the long driveway leading
recalled that she saw only Claudia come each other.” up to the prison. “We sit here and wait,”
in: “I said, ‘Where’s Kristin?’ And Clau- Kristin married at the age of twenty- she explained, as she pulled into a park-
dia said, ‘She’s in the bathroom vomit- six, divorced at thirty-six, and now, at ing spot near the back. When it was our
ing. She’s so upset.’” Judy ran in, opened forty-six, is a single mother with two turn to enter, she strode quickly along
the stall door, and held her. “And I re- children. When a wildfire broke out the path to the visiting room. We waited
member Kristin saying, ‘He’s going to near Kip’s prison, in the fall of 2020, she another twenty minutes for Kip to ar-
kill himself!’” was terrified that something might hap- rive, and when she spied him she stood
Judy tried to assure Kristin that that pen to him, and she asked him to call up. Before he was close, she had her
would not happen. “As soon as you see her every day. The habit continued, and arms in the air, ready to give him a hug.
Kip, you need to say you cannot lose today she describes her brother as her The siblings look alike, with the same
another member of your family,” Judy “best friend.” She told me that some- narrow face, though Kip is considerably
told her. “He needs to be here for you.” times after she goes to see him she feels taller and now mostly bald. He wore
even better than when she walks out of the prison’s uniform: a navy T-shirt and
ristin moved to the Portland area her therapist’s office. “He just has this faded jeans, with “INMATE” stamped on
K and took on two jobs: as a bilingual
teacher’s assistant and as a member of
insight and wisdom,” she said. “And he
knows me so well. He knows how to
one thigh. We sat down at a table to-
gether, and I asked Kip what his life
the Portland Trail Blazers’ stunt team. comfort me.” would have been like if his sister had
Once or twice a week, she made the She has tried hard over the years to not stood by him. He answered with-
thirty-minute drive to visit her brother forge an existence outside her identity out hesitating. “I probably wouldn’t be
at MacLaren, in Woodburn, Oregon. He as Kip Kinkel’s sister, but being related here,” he said. “If I didn’t have her love
was now on an antipsychotic, but the to Kip has complicated her life in ways and support, I probably would have
doctors were still figuring out the right she could not have imagined. She told ended things a long time ago.”
dosage, and sometimes when she visited me that the topic of Kip had come up Kip is now forty-one. Despite hav-
he would fall asleep. “He needed guid- with two men she’d dated in recent ing schizophrenia, he has survived a
ance, he needed taking care of, he needed years. One figured out who her brother quarter century of incarceration. He has
advice, he needed a lot of parenting,” she was after reading something online. also surpassed many people’s expecta-
recalled. For his eighteenth birthday, she “He freaked out,” she said. With the tions of what he would be able to achieve.
brought him a cake decorated with his other, she tried to bring up the sub- He lives on the “honor unit”; goes to
favorite candy: gummy bears. When he ject—“I have to tell you something”— his job as a prison electrician at 7 a.m.
graduated from high school, she went to but he interrupted her. “He just said, ‘I each day; meditates, reads, and does
MacLaren for the ceremony, and she was yoga in his cell; and takes classes through
there when he graduated from college, a University of Oregon program that
too. (He got a B.A. from the University sends professors into the prison. It took
of Illinois via correspondence courses.) many years of intense treatment at Mac-
Sack, the psychiatrist who testified Laren for him to learn how to manage
at the sentencing hearing, treated Kip his illness and achieve the level of sta-
weekly at MacLaren. “He was abso- bility he now has. Every evening, he
lutely normal once the medication took stands in the prison’s “med line,” wait-
the voices away,” Sack told me. “During ing to be handed a plastic cup with his
all that time, you couldn’t find a nicer antipsychotic.
kid.” A psychologist who treated Kip at know,’ and he hugged me,” she recalled. Before I could ask Kip about his
MacLaren wrote in a memo, “He is a That relationship, however, did not last. crimes, he brought them up. It seemed
very bright, witty, kind man who other This past summer, Kristin invited me that he had been trying for the past twen-
youth look up to.” to tag along on one of her visits to see ty-five years to answer one question:
In 2007, when Kip was about to turn Kip. This was also the first time Kristin Why, exactly, did he do it? Or, as he put
twenty-five, he was transferred into the and I met in person. Early on a Tues- it, “How could I have gotten to this point
adult prison system, and ever since he day morning, she picked me up outside at fifteen that all these things came to-
has been confined at the Oregon State my hotel in Salem. She wore sunglasses gether—where my humanity collapsed,
Correctional Institution, a medium-se- atop her head and her usual prison-visit and I did this horrific thing to people I
curity prison in Salem. The siblings’ re- attire: stretchy Athleta clothing that loved and to people I didn’t know?”
lationship has changed significantly over would not be uncomfortable to sit in. He mentioned not only his mental
the years. After Kip entered the state That day, she had on a white sleeveless illness but also “cultural factors.” Hunt-
44 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023
to that was, when I would get a gun, I’d
feel safe for a little while.”
NOVEMBER Kristin interjected, “This is not what
I was expecting today to be.” I later
Nine swallows on the stripped beech tree, learned that Kip had never given her a
the ragged leaves on the topmost branch full account of the months leading up to
just holding on, his crimes. (He explained, “I don’t think
she ever wanted to know the details.”)
bruised clouds swarming Now, however, Kristin brought up
over the rutted field, Hicks, the psychologist whom Kip had
day almost/finished but gone to see in eighth grade. “How fre-
quently did you see him?” she asked.
for a smear of blue near the ridge, Kip recalled that he saw Hicks nine
dusk’s smoke stains times in the course of six months, be-
smiting the stiff fingers of the cattails. ginning in January of 1997. That spring,
Kip said, he became fixated on persuad-
Night’s black bell settles ing his father to buy him a gun. He
on the shut house, the brindle- saved up the money for it by taking care
backed hedge. of their neighbors’ pets, and, that June,
he and his father went to a firearms
Because I knew dealer and got a Glock 19. The agree-
I was meant for loneliness, ment was that Kip could use it only with
you were whom I chose to love: ghost, pursuer— his father’s supervision.
Kip said that, every month or so, he
both of us caught in a dream. and his father would take out the Glock
One day you came with a load and “go up in the logging woods and
of kindling, each twig encased in ice. shoot his beer cans.” He added, “Those
were good days. We spent time together.”
Or was that also a dream, that too— Kip had to earn the money to pay
for ammunition, however, and soon he
I know you never meant to do me harm, lobbied his father for a gun that would
the swallows jet on my bare arms. be less costly to use. In September of
1997, his father bought him a Ruger
—Cynthia Zarin 10/22—a semi-automatic rifle—at Bi-
Mart, a discount chain store down the
street from Thurston High School. Kip
ing was a popular pastime in Spring- Kip did not disagree, but, he said, said that he and his father used the new
field, and guns were part of life in the “Dad did take me out when I was pretty gun “the same way we used the Glock”—
town, he explained. “It was common in young and taught me how to shoot.” for target shooting in the woods near
October—deer-hunting season—that He added, “Our parents were wonder- their home.
seniors would drive to school with their ful people, but I think we had different Kristin stared at the table, looking
hunting rifles in the back of their truck, experiences in part because of gender.” physically ill. “A lot of this I didn’t
just like someone else would pack a On Kip’s twelfth birthday, his father know,” she said.
cooler for a camping trip. It was very handed down to him the .22 single-shot Kip told his sister that their mother
normal.” Kip’s father was not a hunter, rifle. This was the year that Kip began had been opposed to the gun purchases,
but, Kip said, he had owned three guns: to hear voices. The voices were inter- but that Hicks had “given her emo-
a hunting rifle, a pistol he had bought mittent in the beginning, he said, and tional permission to say yes.” He went
for protection in the sixties or seventies, he was preoccupied with other things: on, “Hicks explained to her that this
and a .22 single-shot rifle he had re- “I was thinking about girls, how to get could be a meaningful way for me and
ceived as a gift when he turned twelve. on the basketball team, playing foot- my dad to spend time together.” (Hicks
“If you would have asked me ten min- ball.” As he got older, however, the voices testified at Kip’s sentencing hearing that
utes ago if we had any guns in the house, became more frequent, and he devel- he had not been consulted about the
I would have said no,” Kristin said. She oped “really bizarre beliefs,” as he put decision to buy a gun, but a psychia-
had never been interested in guns or it, mentioning his delusion that China trist retained by Kip’s defense team, who
hunting. She added, “Mom was very, was about to invade. “When I started spoke with Hicks, wrote in a report,
very anti-violence. I remember she slipping into my mental illness, there “Dr. Hicks revealed that he did approve
wouldn’t let you play with G.I. Joes. She were threats everywhere,” he recalled. of Kip’s sharing his interest in guns with
wouldn’t let us watch Bugs Bunny—it “There was an overwhelming sense of his father.”)
was too violent.” fear, tremendous fear, and the solution Kip, however, ended up using the
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ship seemed to have shaped the way
she thought about what had occurred.
“We had just lost our parents,” she said,
then paused. “It always felt that way for
me—it’s kind of like ‘We lost our par-
ents’ instead of ‘He took them away.’”
One evening, as Kristin drove along
I-5, I paged through family albums she
had brought to show me. There were
photographs of the family posing with
their bicycles, of Kip dressed as a Se-
attle Seahawk, of the family on vaca-
tion in Northern California, driving
their Volkswagen van through a red-
wood tree. “We were kind of an aver-
age family,” Kristin said. But in the way
the media had covered them she had
noticed a pattern: “There’s this tremen-
dous need to be able to put us in a box
“ You must be the ex.” with a label that’s different than the one
you put on your family. Because if we’re
similar that means this could have been
• • you, too. And I think that thought makes
people very uncomfortable.”
Ruger 10/22 to attack his fellow-stu- had been given lengthy sentences as ju- Over two days, Kristin and I spent
dents. Today, he sounds like his mother: veniles, making them eligible for pa- about ten hours with Kip in the prison’s
“There’s no reason for a civilian to own role. But Kip did not make the list. visiting room. On our last visit, they talked
these types of weapons.” His current lawyer, Thaddeus Betz, of mostly about Kristin’s two children.
When visiting hours ended, Kristin the Oregon Justice Resource Center, is “I feel a sense of gratitude to you in
hugged Kip and left. As we stepped out fighting to get him a parole hearing, a number of different ways,” Kip told
of the prison, she seemed to be reeling but in the meantime Kip has said good- her. “But a major way is, you have tried
from everything her brother had said. bye to many friends—other “juvenile from Day One to make your kids part
For a while, she was quiet, but as we offenders” he has known for years who of my life.”
walked back toward the parking lot she were set free. When Kip calls Kristin in the eve-
exhaled loudly. “I cannot believe what “He describes it as ‘There were a ning, she puts him on speakerphone so
different childhoods we had,” she said. whole bunch of us on the island, and that the two of them and her children
this big lifeboat came and picked up can take turns talking about their days.
eter DeFazio, a Democrat who rep- everybody except for me,’” Kristin told When one of the children was begging
P resented Springfield and the sur-
rounding area in Congress for thirty-six
me at lunch one day. “I keep telling
him, ‘It’s going to make multiple trips—
to get TikTok, she asked her brother to
help: he sent a letter explaining why it
years, still remembers the moment he it’s not one opportunity. We are going was not a great idea. When either child
heard about the shooting. He had just to fight our entire lives to be able to has a birthday, Kristin buys an extra
left the House floor and walked into make sure that you are in the place present and says it’s from Uncle Kip.
his office, where he found his chief of where you need to be.’ ” When I asked She had brought her first child to
staff, stunned, watching the aftermath her where she thought Kip needed to meet him at four months old. Kip said
on TV. DeFazio flew home, took a bou- be, she said, “At home.” he had noticed a change in her on that
quet of flowers to the fence at Thur- During another conversation, I asked visit. “You had an intense sadness gen-
ston, visited with victims, and spoke at Kristin if there was a moment when erally for years and years and years,” he
a candlelight vigil. Over the years, Kip’s she had forgiven Kip for what he had said. “And then there was a glow.” Hav-
attorneys have tried to get his punish- done. “I’ve never reached a moment ing a child “provided a level of joy and
ment reconsidered. “There is a lot of where I was just mad at him and needed happiness you didn’t have before.”
uproar over that,” DeFazio said. “There to forgive him,” she said. “There’s no Kristin said that sometimes she tells
is still a long memory and a lot of vic- way his behavior was a choice.” She had her older child, “You saved my life.”
tims. I mean, that guy should never see expressed rage to me, focussed not In a few weeks, she planned to bring
the light of day.” on her brother but on the fact that he both children to see Kip, and now she
Kip’s best chance to be released came never received the mental-health care and Kip strategized about what they
two years ago, when Kate Brown, Or- he needed. After her parents died, Kip might do to make the visit fun. Would
egon’s governor at the time, granted was her only close family member, and the older child still enjoy the small
clemency to seventy-three people who her need to hold on to their relation- playroom next to the visiting room?
46 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023
Perhaps not, Kip said, but “we can do like any other customer: black-rimmed his role: he had been the instrument
a board game.” glasses, shirtsleeves rolled up to his el- scientist in charge of the solar probe
“Maybe we can be teams. I’m look- bows, black Pumas. cup, a device on the spacecraft that mea-
ing forward to it,” Kristin added. He ordered a cappuccino and a pro- sures solar wind. If his injuries from the
At the end of the visit, she said, “I sciutto sandwich, ate quickly, pushed shooting had not led him to give up
hate seeing you in prison. Hate it, hate his plate to the side, and spoke to me his baseball ambitions, would he “have
it, hate it.” She stood up to leave, and for more than four hours. He still has studied physics and ended up working
Kip rose and walked around the table limited mobility in his ankle, but he on all the cool stuff that I’ve worked
toward her. As he leaned down to give said that he can hike, cycle, and run. on?” he asked. He doubted it. “If I had
her a hug, he told her, “I love you He pulled up the right leg of his jeans been pushing more toward baseball,
so much.” to show scars on both sides of his calf. there’s no way I could have been study-
He has others, too, on his thigh and his ing as much,” he said.
oday, a memorial marking the knee. When he left the hospital, he still I asked Tony what he thought about
T shootings at Thurston stands next
to the school. It includes a curved wall
had two bullets inside him, and now
he pressed his right hand to just below
Kip Kinkel now. He mentioned that
he had set up a Google alert on Kip’s
inspired by the “Thurston fence” and a his rib cage. “You could feel the out- name a few years ago, and it was evi-
plaque that names the two students who line, and they just left them in for, like, dent that he had been following Kip’s
were killed. On the day I stopped by, six months,” he told me. After the bul- efforts to get his punishment reassessed.
the memorial was well kept, surrounded lets were removed, he brought them “That one can be driven by mental ill-
by freshly mowed grass. When the me- home. Today, they are in a crate in his ness to do something like that, to me
morial was still in the planning stages— basement, along with his high-school at the time—and maybe still, to some
it was finished five years after the shoot- baseball trophies. extent—sort of seems like a lame ex-
ings—there was a debate about whether When I asked Tony what he remem- cuse,” he said. “You know, can’t we just
it should mention the other two peo- bered about Kip Kinkel’s sentencing call him a bad person and a criminal
ple killed by Kip Kinkel: his parents. In hearing, he said, “Not much, to be hon- and a murderer, and not worry about
the end, they were not included. est.” I shared a copy of his testimony. whether it was a mental illness?
Twenty-five years ago, Kristin’s friend He read it quickly, then looked up. “But I think just over the years I’ve
Jared Taylor made the first call to her “Seems like something I would write,” sort of moved away from that hard
after the shooting. (He was the one he said, noting that his statement had stance and more toward, you know,
who stammered and hung up.) Today, been mostly factual. His parents’ testi- mental illness is a real thing that we
he is the dean of students at Thurston. monies had been more emotional. “Now need to be seriously treating,” he said.
He told me that occasionally he will that I’m a parent, I cannot even fathom “It’s hard to look back and place the
notice two adults he does not recog- what it was like for them,” he said. “I full blame on him, to be honest.” Had
nize standing at the memorial. He’ll can’t even imagine my son falling on Kip received better mental-health care,
walk over—“You guys all good?”—and the playground and breaking an arm.” he added, “I’d like to think that may
ask them where they are from. Often As a junior in high school, Tony had have resulted in a different outcome.”
he discovers that one of them was at imagined that he might play baseball in When Kip first started appearing in
Thurston at the time of the shooting college, but he dropped that idea after his Google alerts, Tony was taken aback
and has since moved away. “I just came he was shot. After community college, by the more recent photos of him. In
back to show my spouse,” the former his mind, Kip was still a teen-ager.
student will say. “With criminals, there’s the mug shot—
Many Thurston alumni have stayed and then there’s nothing, right?” he said.
in Springfield, and today a sizable num- “And think about him,” he added. “It’s
ber of the school’s students have par- literally been more time since the shoot-
ents with a direct connection to the ing than time he was alive before the
shooting—they or a sibling was a stu- shooting. It’s more than half a lifetime
dent at Thurston at the time. “You could ago for him, just like it is for me.”
mention Kip Kinkel in the hall, and It was apparent that the news sto-
eight out of ten kids know exactly what ries he’d seen had prompted him to re-
you’re talking about,” Jared told me. he earned a B.S. in physics from the Uni- consider how he felt about Kip’s fate.
“That was our community’s 9/11.” versity of Oregon, and then got a Ph.D. “If I had to choose,” he said, “if the
Tony Case, the baseball player who in astronomy from Boston University. judge of the courts of Lane County
was shot four times by Kip, is now forty- Until recently, he worked at the Har- came to me and said, ‘Look, all of the
three years old and lives with his long- vard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophys- survivors voted, and it’s tied. You get to
time girlfriend and their young son in ics. In his field, he is best known for his cast the deciding vote whether we give
a suburb of Boston. Not long ago, I met contributions to the Parker Solar Probe, him parole or not’—that would be a
up with him at a restaurant inside a re- a spacecraft, launched five years ago, that tough choice for me.” He sounded un-
purposed wool mill in Hudson, Mas- travelled closer to the sun than any other. certain about how he might vote. But,
sachusetts. At first glance, Tony looked He became animated as he described he added, “I would not be a hard no.”
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he night before everything came anymore. I am utterly terrified, he having some difficulty speaking. Maybe
to an end, Ms. Prosper finally said to me. writing will help with the nerves,
agreed to sing for us. When the bus came the next morn- though I can’t see what there is to be
She was a serious woman, a small ing, the people were led out of the nervous about. I am already being di-
woman with a heavy manner, though circle. At no signal, our group made gressive. I apologize. It’s probably yet
some later recalled a twinkle in her eye, a break for it. At first we ran as a unit, another sign of the difficulty of ad-
and others a dry sense of humor. running like people in a dream. Half- dressing the things on my mind. But
I remember only that her presence way to the pine trees, we fanned out. even stating that there are “things on
was full of undescribed life and un- Then we heard gunshots and began my mind” gives the impression that I
cheapened by conclusions. to zigzag. She ran with surprising already know what I want to say, that
But, ah, when she began to sing, the speed. I saw her dart between a pair all I have to do is express myself. That
seriousness was like oil she had saved of trees to my left. Then she was gone. is not the case. There is something I
for a day of need. The song came out I got tangled in barbed wire. The have to say, something I feel it is ur-
of her light and young, a hint at what world stopped. My body filled with gent to say, but I actually do not know,
she must have been before we knew pain. I remembered an afternoon when I truly do not know, what it is. So I
her. She held the final note of each I was a little girl, nine years old, the af- suppose I am writing this in the hope
phrase for a long time. ternoon of my deepest happiness. that the process of writing will lead
As we listened to the song that night Swimming in Lake Oso. me to the words I need.
in the apartment, a song in a dialect My arms were fire. My face was I don’t wish to exaggerate, but it
with few living speakers, a song she striped with blood. And someone say- seems to me that since you came to
sang with no gesture toward her pre- ing, Don’t move, you’ll only make it be with us something momentous has
vious fame, the things that were to worse. happened. I’m not sure if what I am
bring an end to everything were al- describing as “momentous” is more
ready happening. CRAFT TALK connected to the fact of your arrival
We had been compromised. or to the fact of your having stayed
The next morning, Ms. Prosper and The day would turn out to have been with us, of your being here with us.
the other leaders were arrested and one of those days, but nobody knew Perhaps if you had not stayed we would
taken to –––––. that at the time. At most, or at best, not have this sense that things in our
• or at worst, they expected it to be a lives have changed irrevocably (my
day on which things would turn out husband’s life and mine, the life of our
Mint goes right to your head. Its well, or less well, or pretty badly. But son). This is not to say that we in any
leaves are pebbled leather. Thyme is sometimes. Poor bastards, said the way wish you had not arrived, or in
the stubborn memory of wood, with guard on this side of the fence. The any way wish you had not stayed. The
a trace of cloves. Sage has large, out- guard on that side of the fence was phrase “changed irrevocably” might
stretched gray-green hands. Rosemary out of earshot. The guard on that side convey a negative tone, and that is not
is the pine’s twin sister. of the fence was out of vacation days. my intention. You are here with us
The guard on this side of the fence now, and you should stay here for as
SWIMMING IN LAKE OSO reconsidered. Poor fuckers. She tried long as seems right to you. We can’t
to free with the tip of her tongue a decide for you whether you continue
Beyond the circle was a clearing. Be- tiny tendon of beef lodged since lunch to stay with us, or for how long you
yond the clearing, the forest began. between a canine and a premolar. The should stay with us. What we can say
Our group had a plan: when the bus sun was hot and somebody had bet- is that, for as long as you are here, and
came the next morning, that would ter move these bodies soon. Fucks, for as long as you decide to be here,
be the moment to make a break for not fuckers. The tongue cajoled the this house is your house, this home is
it. Some of us would be captured. Some stringy thing. From the diaphragm, your home, and none of what I have
might even be killed. But not all of us an unsanctioned sob began its upward written should in any way be taken as
could be captured or killed: some pilgrimage. questioning you, or your arrival, or your
would reach the trees, and our plan having stayed here.
was made in recognition of that hope. THE TURBINE As I said, I am uncertain even of
She was afraid. She went to the what it is that I wish to say in this al-
Guide, and he told her not to be afraid. I am writing this note while you’re ready overlong note. I am uncertain
Then he prayed for her. The Guide still asleep. It’s early enough that I can of what it is I have to say, and I am
was a man of God; he was the person open the windows in my room. By the conscious of trying your patience by
to talk to when your courage was fail- time you read this, I’ll be at work. going round in circles. I confess that,
ing. But I was an atheist—it wasn’t Please pardon the strange formality in some extremely tired moments, my
my scene. of writing to you when I could just mind, without evidence, entertains the
That night, the Guide drew me say to you in person what I want to notion that this situation is less than
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optimal, the situation of your staying Occasionally, you make startlingly knew. With the exception of such in-
here with us, I mean. Of course, it is technical statements. One time, when cidents, you hardly speak. You keep
a foolish thought, it is an extremely our air-conditioner cut out, and the your communication minimal, smil-
foolish thought, and only in the depth temperature inside the house began ing to say yes and smiling to say no.
of fatigue could I even conceive such to rise, I called Icicle and was told Sometimes you incline your head ever
a thought. But is anyone really herself that there was a long wait for a re- so slightly, and it’s unclear whether
in the depth of fatigue? I cannot trust pairman. I stepped out of the house, this indicates yes or no. People who
any of my notions at such moments. through the back door, and you fol- don’t know you often assume you’re
Thankfully, I know on a level even lowed. In the area behind the dining nonverbal.
deeper than my fatigue that your being room was the large outdoor unit. It From the moment you arrived, I
here is good. It is the right thing. But was silent. You looked at it from a had to use my intuition. I suppose
even that is the wrong way of saying distance and smiled. That day was fe- that’s the word, intuition. That first
it, because saying it that way makes it rociously hot. The turbines in the river day, I had returned from work about
sound as if we were doing something had broken down again, and we could an hour earlier than my husband. Our
for you, as if we were doing you a favor, smell the bodies. son was at camp. When you turned
when, in reality, it is you who are doing When we got back inside, I called up at the door, I was home alone. It
us a favor. Icicle one more time. They told me took me only a moment to rid my-
You don’t say much, rarely more that the repairman had just finished self of the offensive thought that you
than a few sentences on any given day, another job and was now on his way were sans papiers, that you had man-
and most of what you say is observa- to us. It was at that point that you said, aged to break free. I invited you in,
tional rather than conversational. You That’ll be a damaged start capacitor. and the way you walked in and sat
might make passing remarks about You offered no further explanation. down confirmed that you had been
ants or oncoming rain, but not once You turned out to be right, of course— expecting to do so. As would later
have you reminisced about your youth, the repairman, when he arrived, used prove to be the norm, the conversa-
not once have you asked me about exactly the same words—but it didn’t tion between us was extremely one-
the dictations I sometimes bring home. seem appropriate to ask you how you sided, me doing almost all the talking.
I had the increasing feeling that ev-
erything I was telling you was some-
thing you already knew. When my
husband came in to find us drinking
tea, I stood up in haste and said, This
is Mirra. I have no idea where the
name came from. It just popped into
my head. You smiled, and I knew that
I had said the right thing, or that
what I had said was right enough.
That evening, after supper, when I
had made your bed and showed you
the guest room, again you smiled. I
felt in that moment that I was pass-
ing a series of tests. That night, as we
settled into our bed, my husband and
I did not discuss your arrival. We
talked instead about what we always
talk about: work, the upkeep of the
house, our plans for our son. The last
thing we spoke about before drifting
off was the overladen orange trees
and what to do about them.
In the days that followed, we car-
ried on with our lives. You were rarely
awake when we left in the mornings,
but were always there when we re-
turned in the evenings. You were usu-
ally sitting in the living room, not oc-
cupied with anything, almost as if you
were waiting for us to return, though
“ Your driver will arrive in 2 . . . 8 . . . 17 minutes, no purpose would be served by im-
after three accidental loops around the airport.” plying that you were waiting for us to
return. In fact, I see how it could sound
insulting to suggest such a thing, and
I apologize for putting it that way. You
ate supper with us every night. We
usually thanked you after the meal for
joining us. You never asked for any-
thing. It was for us to anticipate and
meet your needs. This was something
we learned very quickly. I think we
really tried to do our best in this area.
More often than not, you ended the
night watching a TV series or a movie
with us. Our son returned from camp
later that summer. We introduced you
to him and told him that you were
staying here now. He seemed con-
fused. Without speaking, he looked
at us, his parents, imploringly. (I re-
member how, when he was born, I
swore to protect him with my life.)
But he, too, within a few minutes,
came to understand. His manner
changed; he let go of his hesitation.
You smiled.
Above all things, my husband and
I wished never to fail you. The months
went by, the years. Those of our friends
who were able to accept your pres-
ence without further explanation re- “We’ll head home as soon as a momentary lull in the
mained our friends; the majority could party chatter allows me space for the awful realization
not. I have learned not to judge peo- that I’m paying a babysitter for this crap.”
ple for such failures. Our son moved
to a different city, and we lost touch
with him. My husband and I became
• •
much older versions of ourselves. We
progressed in our careers. My hus- windows now. Perhaps there isn’t any since the departure from Onuino. The
band was promoted to partner in the question that needs answering, really, place they are going to is far and the
law firm that had been retained by or perhaps I have addressed whatever way there is hard.
the municipality to resolve claims re- it is already, and this all has more to One man is dead, not sleeping. The
lating to the turbine. We moved to a do with my chaotic thoughts than with white man. They have filled him with
better house in a better neighborhood. you, you who have been with us so salt and wrapped him in soft bark. Sor-
Naturally, you moved with us. Not steadily all these years. Mirra, I apol- row in some of them and in some oth-
long after, my husband received his ogize for wasting your time. The main ers only forward momentum, the next
diagnosis. thing is that you should feel at home step, the next.
Sometimes when I open my eyes here, and I think you do. The main They are carrying him from the in-
in the dark, I feel that there is some- thing is that you should feel like our terior to the coast. His too-heavy heart
thing I have forgotten. What I need guest. No, not like our guest. Like our removed and left behind. When he
to say, what I have been trying to say host, because it is important to prop- was alive, they served him. Now that
in this note, is related to this forget- erly recognize who is giving and who he is dead, it is he who serves them.
fulness. Now, possibly, I am coming is receiving. You have been our host, Morning, forward movement. Pastel
closer to it. Perhaps, finally, I will re- but even putting it that way does not on the ridges.
trieve it, find the words for it, set it express clearly enough what it is I am Pastel on the far ridges and provi-
down on paper, and place the paper trying to say. sions are running low. It can’t be that
under your door. Perhaps, finally, the all seventy-nine of us will reach the
forgotten thing will come back to the PORTAGE coast alive. Now the grass opens its
surface. But even if I could retrieve it mouths. Now the colors deepen.
I cannot be sure of the wisdom in doing Asleep in the grass in the dark. Eighty
so. I do feel I am rambling, so please people. The darkness is hot and vast, NEWYORKER.COM
forgive me. I should probably close the and ending. Five weeks have passed Teju Cole on open-ended stories.
STAR CROSSED
The first rule of the celebrity couple: It always involves more than two people.
BY ANDREW O’HAGAN
A
fter a run of sensitive British indivisibility of David and Victoria, it was to be precise, it began with Richard Bur-
men, Taylor Swift appears to be impossible not to feel the push and pull of ton and Elizabeth Taylor, in the 1963
dating a stubbled American in their particularly gigantic needs. (“It was spectacular “Cleopatra.”
a No. 87 jersey, the Kansas City Chiefs about what me and Victoria wanted, and
tight end Travis Kelce. The coupling has we wanted America.”) Still, the simplic- he actors’ affair came to light during
put America into something akin to a
state of emergency, but on NBC’s “Today”
ity of emotional display in their romance
makes “The Lion King” seem like Beck-
T its filming, as a colorful tale from
history was supplanted by something
show, Kelce’s mother, Donna, offered a ett. In the docuseries, the danse macabre much more Day-Glo. In a vulture crown
display of calm. “It’s fairly new,” she told of blame and heroism in soccer doesn’t and mod eyeliner—more nineteen-six-
the show’s co-anchor Hoda Kotb. “Just exert the same grip as the Beckhams’ ties cat eye than Nefertiti kohl—the ruler
another thing that’s amped up my life.” marriage, a story of modern fantasy and of Egypt demands that Mark Antony
When asked how she’d liked hanging bronzed narcissism which seems only to get down on his knees before her—or is
out with the thirty-three-year-old singer- enlarge with the accumulation of family it the son of Wales who must kneel be-
songwriter at Arrowhead Stadium, members and sponsorships. Power cou- fore the queen of Hollywood? There had
Mrs. Kelce, wearing a dark jacket and ples can sell anything under the sun— been famous and adulterous couples be-
green spectacles, smiled and said, “It was deodorant, whiskey, watches, sneakers— fore, but not in wide-screen, and not with
O.K.” For the N.F.L. franchise, it was but on a good day the best ones will also the glut and the glare that came to be so
more than O.K. The first game Swift at- bring metaphysics to the marketplace, re- pronounced in the case of Burton and
tended, the Chiefs versus the Chicago tailing the ideas that no two people are Taylor. They had “the largest entourage
Bears, became the most watched telecast merely themselves and that mega-mar- I had ever seen,” Dominick Dunne re-
of the week, and sales of Kelce jerseys riages are made in the groves of Heaven. marked. “And the people who worked
grew by nearly four hundred per cent. Behind this gauzy reassurance, of course, is for them worshipped them.” This is the
Can romance be cashed out in brand the fear that we are all, in fact, utterly and first rule of modern celebrity coupledom:
loyalty? Certainly, when it comes to ce- completely alone, or, worse still, married There are always more than two people
lebrity couples, passion and ambition are to either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard. involved. The best matches, where the
typically inseparable. David and Victoria There are few early nights in the mar- couple parries the joys of domestic life
Beckham, who became an item in 1997, riages of celebrity couples. By a sort of with the task of world domination, are
may have brought the pop star–sports completion instinct, the excitable par- ones in which even the children are
hero dyad to its modern apogee, making ticipants in these unions will usually toil drafted into the entourage. The second
a billion hearts flutter while creating an for extra pleasure, high on joint enter- rule: The marriage should be operatic—
interstellar expansion in their consumer prise and happy to mock the midnight that’s to say, extravagantly distant, with
base. Netflix’s recent docuseries “Beck- bell. Beyoncé and Jay-Z, together since a strong sense that everything is taking
ham,” directed by Fisher Stevens, reveals 2001, have long seemed addicted to the place on another planet.
their pairing to be blissfully adolescent. special lights that illuminate celebrities. “I love Richard Burton with every
(Him: “I just fancied her.” Her: “I just fan- Softened by maturity, they now yearn fibre of my soul,” Taylor told the press
cied him.”) Pop stardom combines with for the things they wanted before they in 1974, announcing their first divorce.
sporting glory in a particularly bounti- had everything. But though the Knowles- The marriage had devolved into a prison
ful way: manna from the gods of promo- Carters may have magnified the brand of publicity. (Like many repeat offend-
tion. “My daughter was so obsessed with spirit into a new sort of romance, the ers, they would find life outside the in-
them,” Anna Wintour says in the first idea of the celebrity couple really began stitution difficult to manage.) “Taylor
episode, “that I felt the world must be.” in an excess of fervency, entering a plas- and Burton’s is a Pop Art story,” the
If you came of age amid the shining tic palace to a fanfare of ancient tubas: British writer Roger Lewis offers in his
52 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023
SOURCE PHOTOGRAPHS FROM GETTY; OPPOSITE: PHILIPPE PETIT-ROULET
For famous pairs like Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor, true love involves the supersizing of everything.
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fabulous new book, “Erotic Vagrancy: she and Burton managed to launch a six years her senior. “He was not the prince
Everything About Richard Burton and whole industry of self-magnification, on the white horse that I had imagined,”
Elizabeth Taylor” (Riverrun). “Their based on their personal ups and downs, she later said, but they shared a deadpan
abundance and violent greed belong with and it made the mortals feel better. insolence that audiences admired. Bogart-
comic books and bubble-gum machines— “Richard and Liz Burton are com- Bacall was a mood. “She’d become inte-
with Roy Lichtenstein’s enlarged comic pletely corrupt,” the director Tony Rich- gral to Bogie’s stardom, thereby clinch-
strips of lovers kissing.”The phrase “erotic ardson wrote to Christopher Isherwood ing her own,” William J. Mann writes in
vagrancy” (vagabondaggio erotico) had ap- in 1964. “They think only of money.” The “Bogie & Bacall: The Surprising True
peared in a letter published in L’Osser- habit is more familiar today—luxury and Story of Hollywood’s Greatest Love Af-
vatore della Domenica, an edition of the exclusivity as brute personal Helicon— fair” (Harper). Twenty years before the
Vatican newspaper, in April, 1962, im- but people noticed when the couple began Burtons arrived, trailing furs, vodka, and
plying that Taylor was a homewrecker purchasing all the first-class seats on domestic violence, Bogie and Bacall were
who went from man to man, murdering the flights they took, to keep civilians at thought to be united in bad behavior. Yet
marriages. The letter went on to ques- a distance. Biographers report that Tay- the great difference, in the annals of ce-
tion Taylor’s suitability as an adoptive lor insisted on having chili (some say lebrity coupledom, is that the earlier sys-
parent, saying that children need “a se- hamburgers) f lown to Rome from tem was built to protect the stars from
rious mother more than a beautiful Chasen’s, in West Hollywood. Rules ex- their worst selves. Bogart was a drinker
mother.” Taylor asked if it was possible isted only to be bent. “When they were and an irascible loner, but these defects
to sue the Vatican. Even after a couple at The Dorchester,” Lewis informs us, only burnished his legend. On Septem-
of millennia, Cleopatra in her split skirts “the Burtons kept a boat anchored on ber 25, 1949, after a spell at the 21 Club
was still an affront to the apostles of the Thames for their dogs and cats, which and a stop at the St. Regis Hotel, Bogart
Roman Catholic life. The item set the couldn’t come ashore because of quar- and an old friend ended up at El Mo-
tone for the duration of the Burton-Tay- antine restrictions.” rocco, on East Fifty-fourth Street. Along
lor relationship, where every illness and the way, the plastered chums had bought
every diamond would be the subject of efore Burton and Taylor, Hollywood a pair of giant stuffed pandas. They
ravening public interest.
“Biography is historical fiction,” Lewis,
B couples tended to conceal their
amours in the same way that they con-
dragged the bears into the night club,
propped them up in a booth, and ordered
the author of several biographies that cealed their wealth, surrounding it with more drinks. In due course, a young model,
read like novels of manners, writes. At high fences and studio publicists. Every Robin Roberts, decided she wanted to
roughly six hundred pages, this latest is marriage is a contract, but some are more take one home—a panda, that is. No
tectonically subjective, one aspect of his contractual than others. Lucille Ball and sooner had she grasped the inviting paw
fandom constantly sliding under the plate Desi Arnaz, married in November, 1940, than Bogie stood up, and, in her telling,
of another, and he can only be right to covered their private life in a miasma of twisted her wrist and pushed her. She fell
call it an “occult story.” The saga of Tay- canned laughter. The marriage survived to the floor during the encounter, caus-
lor and Burton is about extra-human ob- for twenty years and may have been the ing a certain amount of bruising. “The
session. “I think it was a little like dam- most famous one in America; yet, accord- Battle of the Pandas” made its way to
nation to everybody,” Taylor wrote, in a ing to each, it was never the union it court, where a judge ruled that Bogart
bit of a champagne rush. But it felt like seemed to be. In May, 1945, Lauren Ba- “was entitled to use enough force to pro-
a blessing, too. During the Cold War, call married Humphrey Bogart, twenty- tect his property.” All the good feeling,
and all the prejudice, was on Bogie’s side.
“A cheer went up from the assembled
spectators, bobby-soxers, and riff-raff,”
Alistair Cooke reported at the time, with
Miss Roberts descending the steps of the
court to boos and catcalls. In those days,
a famous married couple was thought to
show its mettle by overcoming such nui-
sances. When asked by the waiting press
if he was drunk when the incident took
place, Bogie did a Bogie. “Isn’t everyone
drunk at 4 a.m.?” he replied.
The marriage of Marilyn Monroe and
Joe DiMaggio was bookended by two
public events. The first was the couple’s
run-in with the press outside San Fran-
cisco City Hall on January 14, 1954, a few
minutes after they were married and a
few weeks before they flew to Japan for
their honeymoon. (From there, Monroe
Your Anniversary
would be asked to go to South Korea to slightly more than everything, finds nour- Immortalized
in Roman Numerals
entertain the troops.) The second, nine ishment in the Burtons’ own reality. He Crafted from Gold
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DiMaggio’s divorce. Some say the retired an actor, pointed disdain and abject Your Anniversary
baseball player had lost his temper—not self-loathing. By the end of “The V.I.P.s,” Immortalized
for the first time—over the scene in “The he is maxing out on both as he guns for in Roman Numerals
Seven Year Itch” where Monroe’s skirt is his wife, or runs for his life—it’s hard to
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was the rule. “I’m all in favor of a good couple to be commandeered by the soap
screaming free-for-all every two or three opera of their own lives, using their films
months,” Paul Newman is quoted as say- as a rolling background. “I’m not so much ADVERTISEM ENT
ing in “Joanne Woodward & Paul New- interested in the men in your life as in
man, Head Over Heels: A Love Affair your attitude towards marriage,” says
in Words and Pictures” (Voracious/Lit- Dr. Edward Hewitt (Burton), the Epis-
tle Brown), a new book by their daugh- copal priest and schoolmaster who lusts WHAT’S THE
ter Melissa Newman. “It clears the air,
gets rid of old grievances, and generally
after Taylor’s character in “The Sand-
piper,” a 1965 film set along the coastline
BIG IDEA?
Small space has big rewards.
makes for a pleasant relationship.” But it at Big Sur. The Burtons were newlyweds
wasn’t meant for the public. To their many when shooting interiors began in Paris,
fans, Newman and his wife were mod- of all places, the previous year. They’d TO FIND OUT MORE, CONTACT
els of productive empathy. Not for Wood- crossed the Atlantic on the Queen Eliz- JILLIAN GENET
ward the asp at the breast or the diamond abeth, inhabiting six first-class suites, be- 305.520.5159
as big as the Ritz. fore checking into the Hotel Lancaster, jgenet@zmedia-inc.com
True love, for Burton and Taylor, in- near the Champs-Élysées, where they
volved the supersizing of everything. took twenty-one rooms. Taylor was hi-
More luggage. More jewels. More dogs lariously miscast as Laura Reynolds, an
and cats. More alcohol. But, if you watch unwed mother and free-spirited peace-
the films they made together, you can nik, showing an audacious amount of
detect the steady progress of guilt and cleavage as she tries to defend her home-
isolation, a spectacular melding of pri- schooled nine-year-old son against dis-
vate and public selves, as the two actors ciplinary action. (He has killed a deer,
struggle to maintain some sense of their but since he also quotes Chaucer we know
own identities. he isn’t a juvenile delinquent.) A judge
makes her send the boy to Dr. Hewitt’s
“ Iknew your taste in platinum, I wasn’t
too sure about the stones,” the ty-
boarding school. “Men have been star-
ing at me and rubbing up against me ever
coon Paul Andros (Burton) says early since I was twelve years old,” she tells the
in “The V.I.P.s” (1963), handing his wife schoolmaster. “I see myself . . . being
(Taylor) a sapphire-and-diamond brace- handed from man to man as if I were an
let, which makes her tearful on their way amusement. ”
to Heathrow Airport. In good time, Ter- “Oh, God . . . give me strength,”
ence Rattigan’s screenplay reveals why: Dr. Hewitt says, not long before he re-
she is having an affair with an interna- moves her earrings in front of a log fire.
tional playboy (Louis Jourdan), and she Then comes the guilt. “You’re a glowing
feels mixed up about it. Stuck at the air- woman,” he adds. “I’m just a hypocrite.”
port during a fog, Burton and Taylor “The Sandpiper is about adultery,”
sparkle and dim through the intricacies Roger Lewis tells us. “By her very pres-
of adultery, which everyone watching at ence Taylor seems to demand: what right
the time knew had just happened in real have men got to make women feel
life. (Some of the jewelry in the film was ashamed?” (She was still smarting from
Taylor’s own, including the tiara her being slut-shamed by the Vatican.) Mean-
character wears in the opening sequence, while, Burton stands on a precipice, a
a present from her third husband, Mike man in a blaze of self-recrimination, both
Todd.) The film, centered on a pair of in the film and in his own life. “I’ve lost
spoiled people who happen to want all my sense of sin,” Dr. Hewitt says in
THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023 55
that famous voice, always replete with pression—and they could go “toe to toe,” Thrones” and a stalwart of the X-Men
moral pain. talking about everything and reading franchise, has recently been spinning in
“That’s about the nicest thing a per- “The Tao of Physics” together. (Funny a tabloid centrifuge alongside her hus-
son could lose,” Laura replies. how the authors of these memoirs are band, Joe Jonas, of the pop trio the Jonas
Celebrity marriage is an internal-com- never reading books like the ones they Brothers. Negotiations about the four-
bustion engine, and audiences love noth- are writing.) When Smith asked her to year marriage, which also produced two
ing more than to watch it stall out or marry him, she went to Harry Winston children, are at such a pitch that they
send the car off a cliff. By the time we in Beverly Hills and bought “a nice-sized can only be hours away from reaching
get to the fictional college campus in pear-shaped diamond set in a platinum the United Nations. Turner and Jonas’s
“Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” (1966), band.” She had to make it all real. “By mutual bitch-slapping might recall an-
an alcoholic haze threatens to mist up buying my own ring, I took some mea- other magnificent custom from the Bur-
the lens. So does the too-muchness of sure of control,” she explains. They went ton-Taylor playbook: to mobilize, amid
the Burtons’ own lives, all that beauty on to have two children together. such classical drama, the doom-loving
and conscience. The film’s director, Mike The marriage seems, from the very choruses. In modern costume, they are
Nichols, felt that Burton was in love with beginning, a form of “conscious uncou- the entourages and the press. “I could
ruin. “He was enthralled by the idea of pling,” to borrow a phrase popularized hear them fighting at night in their
large, romantic self-destruction,” Nich- by Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Mar- room,” a crew member on “The Klans-
ols later said. In the film’s Martha and tin (copyright 2014). “By the time we man,” from 1974, said. Taylor retreated
George, the concept of celebrity cou- were married with children,” Pinkett from there into a scrum of doctors and
pledom meets its keynote speakers, and Smith tells us, “it was obvious to me journalists, hinting at a cancer diagno-
we are confronted with a kind of con- that Will and I had very different per- sis before proclaiming her and Burton’s
fessional poetry in which these famous spectives about the trappings of fame.” irreconcilable differences. (She would in
spouses become fully alive to what we By way of example, we learn that the fact live another thirty-six years.) In the
determinedly imagine they ought to be Clintons invited her husband to host era of Turner and Jonas, the estrange-
feeling. Radiating verbs and verbiage, the New Year’s millennium celebrations ment of famous couples is a process that
Martha comes out of Elizabeth Taylor in Washington, D.C., in 1999. Pinkett happens by increments on social media.
like a wife on fire, swilling gin and Smith writes, “When Will told me we People take sides, people shout and bawl,
crunching on ice cubes, goading, accus- were invited to stay overnight at the people like or unlike the antagonists. In
ing, threatening, and injuring, while White House—after a long tiring night a recent filing, Turner claimed that she
George, the failed man of the history with young children—I had to say, ‘This learned her husband was divorcing her
department, seeks to settle all the great is too much.’” by reading it in the press. Jonas denies
scores. “I cannot stand it,” he says. “Jada, it’s the Lincoln Bedroom,” he this, but, after a period of mediation and
“You can stand it,” she replies with persisted. “We get to sleep in the same more stories on Page Six, an initial cus-
tousled alacrity. “You married me for it.” room as the Emancipation Proclamation.” tody agreement has been reached.
“Will, I get it. But after that long The gift of Burton and Taylor was
Ihavenshevelment
more recent times, matrimonial di-
and the unravelling of bliss
yielded to gladiatorial combat, with
night, I’m not trying to stay in Lincoln’s
dusty-ass bedroom.”
It took another sixteen years for them
to bring to the marriage of true minds
a powerful whiff of impending disaster.
Taylor was cast in the 1974 film adap-
each gossip site its own colosseum. Many to split up. Except, in a new kink in the tation of Muriel Spark’s “The Driver’s
celebrity couples have taken to this coverlet of celebrity matrimony, they never Seat,” the story of a woman who is trav-
realm—they live out their relationships divorced, and have continued since 2016 elling to an unnamed European city to
there—but for others the trials of a fa- with the story that they are man and wife. be murdered. Spark initially thought
mous marriage are merely a throat-clear- “By his own admission, feelings were not that Taylor was right for the part, as did
ing exercise for the ultimate song of self- a priority for Will,” Pinkett Smith writes. Taylor herself, but later came to feel that
love. “I want to emphasize that I am not “How he felt, how anybody felt, was not the actress hadn’t been up to it. “She
an expert trained in any form of therapy,” a priority. That was a difficult reality for looked less like someone who wanted
Jada Pinkett Smith warns in her strenuous me to continue to navigate and accept.” to be killed and more like a woman in
new memoir, “Worthy” (HarperCollins), Smith would later deal with his lack of search of a Martini,” Spark judged. Both
before attempting every aria in the self- feeling, or his lack of something else, by onscreen and off, Elizabeth Taylor was
help songbook. Burton-Taylor notions slapping the host of the 2022 Academy never a very believable victim. She saw
of the living soap opera are to be found Awards, Chris Rock, who had just made marriage as a means of personal increase,
everywhere in Pinkett Smith’s account a joke about Pinkett Smith’s hair, evi- and the idea made her airy, believing
of her life, but with added chakras, extra dently trespassing on a universe of per- that her best match would indeed come
doors of perception, and levels of self- sonal complexity. to be confirmed in Heaven. “Do you
pity that Elizabeth Taylor would have The Smiths’ response to the pressures somehow wish that you had been re-
regarded as not quite in the party spirit. of a celebrity marriage was to keep shtum united with Richard Burton?” an inter-
Pinkett Smith’s story is simple: she mar- and protect the brand; others end things viewer asked her, four years after the
ried a megastar. At first, Will Smith was in a festival of acrimony. The British ac- death of the man she had married twice.
her “new Prozac”—she has battled de- tress Sophie Turner, late of “Game of “I’m sure we will be,” she said.
56 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023
when Singer’s epic novel “The Brothers
BOOKS Ashkenazi” was published, in 1936, he was
compared to Tolstoy and mentioned as
a future candidate for the Nobel Prize.
FRATERNAL ECLIPSE When he died, from a heart attack, in
1944, at the age of fifty, his younger brother
The strange case of Israel Joshua Singer. Isaac was almost completely unknown.
Two decades later, Israel Joshua had
BY ADAM KIRSCH become the “other” Singer, whose exis-
tence even fans of Isaac were often sur-
prised to learn about. That remains the
case today. But a new edition of I. J. Sing-
er’s work has now gathered six of his
books—five novels and a memoir—
in two omnibus volumes, each more
than a thousand pages. Edited by Anita
Norich, a Yiddish-literature scholar who
provides introductions and an extensive
bibliography, the edition marks the first
time that some of I. J. Singer’s books
have been in print in decades—in the
case of one novel, “East of Eden,” for the
first time since its original publication,
more than eighty years ago. The pub-
lisher is the Library of the Jewish Peo-
ple, a new venture that aims to do for
Jewish literature what the Library of
America does for American classics. (I. B.
Singer, meanwhile, is in the Library of
America itself.)
shevis Singer, the only Yiddish writer to cent of I. B. Singer—known to Yiddish and Iron” (1927), follows a Jewish soldier
have reached the pinnacle of the Amer- readers by his nom de plume, Bashevis— who deserts the tsarist Army during the
ican literary world. Singer’s stories about was not a cause for celebration, because First World War, becomes a Commu-
Jewish life in Poland, where he was born, it meant the eclipse of a better writer: his nist, and ends up helping to storm the
and New York, where he settled in 1935, older brother, Israel Joshua Singer. In the Winter Palace—the decisive episode in
appeared in the Forward, the city’s lead- thirties and forties, it was I. J. Singer who the Bolsheviks’ seizure of power. In later
ing Yiddish newspaper, before they were was the star contributor to the Forward, books, Singer dramatized the betrayal of
published in English in magazines in- writing both fiction and journalism, and Communist hopes by Stalin and the
cluding this one, Harper’s, and Playboy. whose books got translated in America plight of German Jews under Hitler.
It was an era when Jewish fiction was in and Europe. Maximillian Novak, a Yid- “The Brothers Ashkenazi,” his best-
vogue, with writers like Saul Bellow and dish scholar, writes in his book “The remembered book, is a family saga about
Philip Roth on the best-seller lists; Singer Writer as Exile: Israel Joshua Singer” that the rivalry between twin brothers, one a
ferociously ambitious businessman and
Isaac Bashevis Singer’s older brother wrote an entirely different kind of fiction. the other a charming idler. But Singer
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ria,” a Holocaust survivor insists that
Hitler is still alive and holding meetings
in the middle of the night at a kosher
cafeteria on the Upper West Side. In the
novel “Shosha,” set in Warsaw on the
eve of the First World War, a Singer-like
narrator encounters a woman he loved
when they were very young children.
When he finds that she has not grown
at all since, but remains mentally and
physically a child, he decides to stay in
the city to protect her, knowing that it
means almost certain death.
For many Yiddish readers, the mix-
ture of fantasy, nostalgia, and titillation
in I. B. Singer’s stories represented a re-
treat from his older brother’s work. If
the younger Singer appealed more to
postwar American readers, it was be-
cause most of them no longer under-
stood what Jewish life in Eastern Eu-
rope had really been like before it was
“ You need to stop getting sucked into discourse.” destroyed in the Holocaust. Resentment
grew as I. B. Singer’s increasing fame
crowded out other Yiddish writers.
• • For instance, Chaim Grade, who came
to the U.S. as a refugee in 1948, wrote
is less interested in family dynamics than bled great European novelists like Thomas searching and intimate novels about the
in the evolution of Jewish life in the Pol- Mann in seeing society as “a complex or- religious world of his youth. Some were
ish city of Lodz, a center of the textile ganism with a life of its own, a destiny even translated into English. But when
trade, amid the pressures of industrial superseding, and sometimes canceling he died, in the Bronx, in 1982, only a small
capitalism, rising nationalism and Com- out, the will of its individual members.” circle of admirers recognized the loss to
munism, and the devastation of the First By the time Isaac Bashevis Singer’s literature. More than twenty years later,
World War. His great strength as a nov- work began to appear in English, in the Grade’s widow, Inna, was interviewed in
elist is in depicting how individuals’ fates fifties, this kind of panoramic social re- connection with Isaac Bashevis Singer’s
reflect the movement of history, and his alism was out of fashion. After the Sec- centennial. She was still palpably furious
most characteristic passages deal in plu- ond World War, younger writers no lon- at the writer who had cast her husband
rals, as in this description of a credit- ger aspired to explain how society worked into the shadows: “I profoundly despise
fuelled market bubble in Lodz: and where history was going—perhaps all those who eat the bread in which the
because they were afraid of the answer. blasphemous buffoon has urinated.”
Independent of cash, fired by the prospect
of quick riches, made reckless by the fierce Instead, they turned inward, hoping only Even today, those who can read Yid-
competition, Lodz seethed and bustled with- to say something authentic about what dish literature in the original—more
out system or order and with total disregard they had lived through and known. To often scholars than native speakers—
for the rules of supply and demand. People communicate this kind of truth often tend to be a little suspicious of Bashe-
schemed, finagled, wheedled, and conspired, meant rejecting ordinary verisimilitude vis, and warmer toward Israel Joshua.
caught up in the mad, headlong rush of the
city. It was a sham existence built on dreams, in favor of fable and parable, exaggera- In 2020, the novelist Dara Horn, who
artifice, and paper. The only base of reality and tion and absurdity—as writers like Flan- has a Ph.D. in Yiddish and Hebrew lit-
substance was the workers. nery O’Connor and Ralph Ellison showed. erature, wrote in the online magazine
Suddenly it all ground to a halt. A large Starting from a very different place, Tablet that I. J. Singer was “a much bet-
bone stuck in Lodz’s throat, and the city dis- culturally and geographically, I. B. Singer ter novelist” than his brother, free of the
gorged everything it had swallowed through
years of unrestrained gluttony. reached a conclusion similar to his broth- latter’s “indulgent romanticism.”
er’s. Rather than describing labor strikes
Irving Howe argued that I. J. Singer’s and political parties, he wrote fiction osterity may see the relationship be-
comprehensive analysis of Jewish society
marked a major step forward for Yiddish
that was full of ghosts and demons, phil-
osophical quandaries and sexual obses-
P tween the brothers Singer as a zero-
sum game, but they themselves never
literature. Earlier Yiddish writers had sions. In the story “Henne Fire,” a woman did. On the contrary, Bashevis took every
been comfortably parochial, reflecting ev- known for her savage temper sponta- opportunity to honor Israel Joshua as his
eryday life in comic anecdotes or bitter- neously combusts, leaving behind noth- most important teacher and ally. It was
sweet fables. Singer, Howe wrote, resem- ing but a piece of coal. In “The Cafete- I. J. Singer who first rebelled against their
58 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023
parents’ narrow religiosity and made con- tuted the family’s library. She was clearly tury, many of his Jewish contemporaries
tact with modern literature and ideas, the parent responsible for raising three were rebelling in similar ways. As po-
opening a new world to his younger writers, as Isaac acknowledged when he groms and poverty made life in Eastern
brother. In the nineteen-twenties, Israel based his Yiddish byline on her name. Europe increasingly unbearable, millions
Joshua introduced Isaac to Warsaw’s Yid- A key episode in the Singer family of Jews immigrated to the United States.
dish literary clubs and magazines. Most mythology occurred when Israel Joshua Millions more, especially the young, em-
fatefully of all, Israel Joshua secured a was very young, before Isaac was born. braced new secular ideologies that of-
job in New York in 1934, then brought In the tsarist empire, which included fered them control over their fate. Zion-
Isaac over on a tourist visa, at a time most of Poland at the time, a rabbi was ism wanted to give Jews not only a state
when America’s borders were largely shut required to pass a Russian-language of their own but a sense of agency and
to desperate Jewish refugees. Without exam in order to carry out civic and legal dignity that had been lost in exile; as one
this intervention, Isaac Bashevis Singer functions—as opposed to spiritual ones, slogan put it, Jews would go to Palestine
would almost certainly have died in the which required only Hebrew and Yid- “to build and to be built.”
Second World War—like his mother dish. Since most towns were too poor I. J. Singer was drawn instead to the
and younger brother, who were deported to employ more than one rabbi, a man other great movement of his time: so-
to a remote region of the Soviet Union. who wanted a good pulpit needed to be cialism, which promised to sweep away
No wonder that Isaac Bashevis Sing- able to pass the government test. But Jewish superstition and Gentile antisem-
er’s first English-language publication, Pinchas resisted taking Russian lessons, itism, as well as poverty and war, in one
the 1950 novel “The Family Moskat,” is seeing them as a profane distraction. universal revolution. By the time the First
fulsomely dedicated to Israel Joshua: “To When he was finally persuaded to hire World War broke out, he was already
me he was not only the older brother, a tutor, he stopped going after just a few sufficiently radicalized to dodge the tsar’s
but a spiritual father and master as well. weeks, saying that he couldn’t be under draft and go underground, like his char-
I looked up to him always as to a model the same roof as the tutor’s wife, be- acter Benjamin Lerner, in “Steel and
of high morality and literary honesty. cause she didn’t cover her hair with a Iron.” In 1918, having just got married,
Although a modern man, he had all the wig, in violation of Jewish custom. As Singer and his wife, Genia, made their
great qualities of our pious ancestors.” a result, Pinchas never passed the Rus- way from Warsaw to Ukraine and Rus-
Yet even this praise can be read as a kind sian examination, condemning his wife sia, which were experiencing the after-
of provocation, for, as Isaac knew better and children to a life of penury. shocks of the Bolshevik revolution.There,
than anyone, Israel Joshua took a dim Esther tells this story with a certain he took part in Yiddish literary life in
view of Jewish piety and the ancestors grudging respect for her father. By running Kyiv and then Moscow. In 1921, disillu-
whose lives were shaped by it—starting away from his lessons, she writes, “for sioned by both literary politics and the
with his own father, a Hasidic rabbi. once in his life he became a man of action.” broader course of the Soviet experiment,
Pinchas Mendel Singer had the un- Isaac, too, admires his father for sticking the couple returned to Warsaw, now the
usual fate of becoming a character in to his convictions, even though “his broth- capital of an independent Poland.
books by three of his children: Israel Josh- ers-in-law jeered at my father’s piety, the
ua’s memoir “Of a World That Is No way he concentrated on being a Jew.” nce back in Poland, Singer scored
More,” Isaac’s memoir “In My Father’s
Court,” and “The Dance of the Demons,”
Israel Joshua, by contrast, has only
contempt for a man who “hated respon-
O his first major success with the pub-
lication of a story steeped in class con-
an autobiographical novel by Esther sibility of any kind,” and for the religion sciousness. “Pearls” is a vignette about
Singer Kreitman. Two years older than Moritz Spielrein, an aged gem dealer
Israel Joshua, Esther married before the who is so miserly and mistrustful that he
First World War and settled in London, keeps his merchandise under his clothes:
where she had a modest Yiddish literary “his collar-bones and shoulder-blades
career. In recent years, scholars have re- and ribs stick out so that sometimes the
discovered the books and translations she pearls and precious stones are lost in the
published in the thirties and forties. hollows and he cannot find them.” Spiel-
All the siblings paint basically the rein is so sickly that he’s afraid to get out
same picture of their father—as a deeply of bed, yet he clings to life as he does to
devout man who was indifferent to his pearls—gloating over his friends’ fu-
worldly matters, including making a that turned him into an “eternal dreamer nerals, squeezing the last penny from the
living. It was their mother, Basheve, and Luftmensch”—literally, an “air man,” tenants of an apartment building he owns.
who held sway in the family. “They the Yiddish term for an impractical per- At the end of the tale, when a hearse
would have been a well-mated couple son with no roots in reality. His memoir drives into the building’s courtyard, it
if she had been the husband and he the is largely the story of his repudiation of seems that he has finally perished, and
wife,” Israel Joshua wrote. Tough, tem- the passivity and superstition of tradi- that no one will miss him. But it turns
peramental, and intellectually inclined, tional Jewish life. Even as a boy, he writes, out that Spielrein is still alive; the dead
Basheve was a negligent housekeeper he “fled like a thief from the prison of man is one of his young tenants, and the
and cook, much preferring to read the the Torah, the awe of God and Jewishness.” story ends with his mother’s wail of grief.
Yiddish devotional books that consti- Around the turn of the twentieth cen- Coming from a non-Jewish writer,
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“Pearls” might be read as an antisemitic a mysterious drifter called Yoshe Kalb. hand, and the plot is Hollywood-prepos-
caricature. For Singer, writing in Yid- Kalb literally means “calf,” but the En- terous. The book ends with a doctor
dish for a Jewish public, it was an indict- glish translator, Maurice Samuel, ren- performing surgery on a bedroom table
ment of a sick economic system that op- ders the nickname as “Yoshe the Loon,” to save the life of his teen-age son, who
pressed Jews no less than Gentiles. Like and there is clearly something off about has shot himself in the chest after kill-
capitalism, Spielrein deserves to die but the young man: he barely eats or speaks, ing a Nazi spymaster who made ad-
keeps dragging on and on. Still, “Pearls” and seems to be doing penance for an vances toward him.
makes its point without party-line di- unknown crime. It’s immediately clear Still, no matter how hopeless things
dacticism, simply on the strength of Sing- to the reader that Yoshe is Nahum, but became, I. J. Singer never stopped work-
er’s forcefully grotesque descriptions. at the novel’s climax, when a trial is held ing. Isaac Bashevis Singer, in his mem-
The story brought him fame, and not to determine who he really is, he refuses oir “Love and Exile,” writes about the
just in Warsaw. Wherever Jews immi- to confirm or deny his identity. “You who terrible writer’s block he experienced
grated, they brought Yiddish literature are under judgment, who are you?” the after joining his brother in New York,
with them, and “Pearls” caught the at- judge asks, to which Yoshe replies sim- in 1935. His first novel, the pitch-black
tention of Abraham Cahan, the influen- ply, “I do not know.” phantasmagoria “Satan in Goray,” was
tial editor of the Forward. (Later, it was As Norich notes in the new edition, published in Warsaw just as he left, and
the Forward that sponsored I. J. Singer’s the name “Yoshe” sounds like a Yiddish for the next ten years he wrote almost
American visa, indirectly saving I. B. Sing- version of “Jesus,” and the character can no fiction, supporting himself with jour-
er’s life, too.) I. J. Singer began to con- be seen as a sacrificial lamb (or calf ), who nalism and proofreading. But he was
tribute to the paper as a foreign corre- takes on all the sins of a corrupt and re- comforted when he walked past Israel
spondent, writing a travelogue about a pressive society. What I. J. Singer respects Joshua’s house, in Coney Island, and saw
return trip to the Soviet Union in 1926. in “Yoshe Kalb” isn’t religion, however, his brother at the window:
That experience also informed “Steel and but the mysteriousness of human motive.
He sat at a narrow table with a pen in one
Iron,” whose depiction of working-class In his other novels, characters are gen- hand, a manuscript in the other. I had never
cruelty and prejudice strayed so far from erally conceived as representatives of a thought about my brother’s appearance, but
the conventions of socialist realism that social class or political type. Max Ash- that evening I considered him for the first time
it made Singer an outcast in Yiddish left- kenazi, in “The Brothers Ashkenazi,” is with curiosity, as if I weren’t his brother but
ist circles. Outraged, he declared that he a ruthless businessman who symbolizes some stranger. . . . His long face was pale. He
read not only with his eyes but mouthed the
would never write fiction again. the insatiability of capitalism, always seek- words as he went along. From time to time,
But that resolution didn’t last, and ing new profits. Jegor Carnovsky, in I. J. he arched his brows with an expression that
his next novel, “Yoshe Kalb,” proved the Singer’s last novel, “The Family Car- seemed to ask, How could I have written this?
greatest success of his career. Serialized novsky,” is a coward and a sadist who and promptly commenced to make long strokes
simultaneously in Warsaw and New symbolizes the insoluble contradictions with the pen and cross out. The beginning of
a smile formed upon his thin lips. He raised
York, then published as a book in both of Jewish assimilation in Germany. Yoshe the lids of his big blue eyes and cast a ques-
Yiddish and English, in 1932, it was Kalb, however, feels as baffling in his res- tioning glance outside, as if suspecting that
quickly adapted for the stage and be- ignation as Melville’s Billy Budd, another someone in the street was observing him. I felt
came one of the biggest hits in the his- sacrifice to the world’s eternal injustice. as if I could read his mind: It’s all vanity, this
tory of New York’s Yiddish theatre. By In a strange way, this sense of mystery whole business of writing, but since one does
it, one must do it right.
the time Singer immigrated to New makes the novel more hopeful, or at least
York, in 1934, with his wife and son— more open to possibility. After all, in East- Not until Israel Joshua died did I. B.
another son had died the year before— ern Europe between the wars, the more Singer start writing again in earnest, and
he was already a local celebrity. clearly a writer understood the dynam- then the floodgates opened. His long
It says something about the tastes of ics of Jewish life, the more hopeless it ap- novel “The Family Moskat,” an hom-
the Yiddish public that “Yoshe Kalb” is peared. This may help explain why the age to Israel Joshua’s Ashkenazis and
also the least typical of I. J. Singer’s nov- novels that Singer published after “The Carnovskys, appeared in Yiddish in No-
els—the only one that is set in the tra- Brothers Ashkenazi” are less inspired and vember, 1945. Over the next forty-five
dition-bound past rather than the twen- less ambitious than his early work. years, his English publications included
tieth century, and the only one in which As a young man, Singer had viewed fourteen novels, ten story collections,
the most important forces at play are re- Communists as motivated by genuine and a slew of memoirs and children’s
ligious and romantic, rather than eco- ideals and, like many Jews, had believed books. More books were translated after
nomic and political. Yet there is nothing that the Revolution would make com- his death, and they’re still coming; “Old
remotely nostalgic about Singer’s treat- rades of antisemitic Poles and Russians. Truths and New Clichés,” a collection
ment of the world of his Hasidic ancestors. By the time he published “East of Eden,” of essays, was released last year.
The plot concerns a rabbinic prodigy in 1939, Communists appear only as cruel
named Nahum, who falls in love with commissars, hypocritical power seekers, hen the Singer brothers came to
his father-in-law’s young wife and gets
her pregnant. When she dies in child-
or hapless fools. “The Family Carnovsky,”
published in 1943, tries to come to grips
W the United States, there were
about thirteen million Yiddish speak-
birth, Nahum runs away. The story then with Nazism, but, unlike Communism, ers in the world, including about seven
shifts to a distant town, where we meet this was a subject he didn’t know at first million in Eastern and Central Europe
60 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023
and three million in North America.
Today, there are an estimated six hun-
dred thousand native speakers left, al- BRIEFLY NOTED
most all in ultra-Orthodox communi-
ties in Israel and the U.S. Most of the A Shining, by Jon Fosse, translated from the Norwegian by Da-
Yiddish-speaking population of Eu- mion Searls (Transit). In this spare tale of disorientation and
rope was murdered by the Nazis, and longing, by the winner of this year’s Nobel Prize in Litera-
where communities of Yiddish speak- ture, a man gets stranded on a back road in a forest and wan-
ers still existed their children grew up ders deep into the trees. There, he encounters stars, darkness,
speaking different languages—Hebrew, a shining figure, a barefoot man in a suit, and his parents,
English, Russian. who seem to be caught in a dynamic of chastisement and
Israel Joshua Singer’s work, written withdrawal. Fosse uses fleeting allusions to a world beyond
in the fifteen years before the Holocaust, the reach of the narrator to explore some of humanity’s most
reflects a time when Yiddish civilization elusive pursuits, certainty and inviolability among them. His
was more vital and more modern than bracingly clear prose imbues the story’s ambiguities with a
ever before. It also shows that, even be- profundity both revelatory and familiar. “Everything you ex-
fore the Holocaust was conceivable, Jews perience is real, yes, in a way, yes,” the narrator says, “and you
in Eastern Europe could feel their fu- probably understand it too, in a way.”
ture disappearing. Franz Kafka, writing
in German, and S. Y. Agnon, writing in Brooklyn Crime Novel, by Jonathan Lethem (Ecco). A half cen-
Hebrew, had the same intuition. tury of Brooklyn history and a bevy of crimes—currency de-
Isaac Bashevis Singer, on the other facement, petty theft, breaking and entering, drug use—fea-
hand, produced almost all of his work ture in this series of loosely linked vignettes, which follow
after that future was gone. Few great children living in and around the neighborhood of Boerum
writers have had such a bizarre fate— Hill, from the nineteen-seventies to the present. Though the
working for decades as his readership book is tinted with nostalgia, it’s filled with characters sus-
slowly vanished, knowing that he would picious of idealizing an earlier time. Boerum, the narrator
have no successors. Yet in a strange observes, “is a slaveholder name,” and a Black boy called C.
way his writing was liberated by the thinks that the area’s gentrifiers “want to live neither in the
disappearance of hope. Though Jew- present, nor the future, but in a cleaned-up dream of the past.”
ish life continued after 1945, the Yid-
dish civilization that Singer belonged Klan War, by Fergus M. Bordewich (Knopf ). This essential
to and wrote about was beyond salva- history details Ulysses S. Grant’s fight to dismantle the Ku
tion, and therefore beyond despair. Klux Klan during the course of his Presidency. The Klan
Things that I. J. Singer felt compelled sprang up largely in response to Black suffrage. After the
to reject in the name of reason and Civil War, Southern Black men voted in the hundreds of
modernity—religion, tradition, super- thousands, sending scores of Black candidates to office. The
stition, utopian hope—could return Klan, which Bordewich calls the nation’s “first organized
with an eerie animating force in I. B. terrorist movement,” targeted Black community leaders, with
Singer’s work, like revenants. local and state officials either unwilling or unable to stop it.
This gave the younger brother’s writ- Grant made the issue federal, dispatching troops to the South
ing a recklessness and an imaginative and holding trials for suspected Klan members. Though his
freedom that still feel contemporary. efforts were later gutted by a series of disastrous Supreme
Isaac Bashevis Singer offered a para- Court decisions, Grant’s victory, Bordewich argues, serves
ble of his situation in his story “The as a potent reminder that “forceful political action can pre-
Last Demon,” about a devil living in vail over violent extremism.”
the ruins of a Jewish town after the
Holocaust. “There is no further need Earlier, by Sasha Frere-Jones (Semiotexte). “If you love music,
for demons. We have also been anni- you have to fight for it,” a former New Yorker pop-music critic
hilated. I am the last, a refugee,” the writes in this slim, engaging volume, which recounts his child-
devil says. He passes his days reading hood among “celebrity children” at a private school in Brook-
a Yiddish storybook that he found in lyn, and his early obsession with music, which led to his ca-
the ruins, in impish communion with reer as a writer and as a band member. Both a memoir and
the past. “As long as the moths have a history, the book touches on race relations in the seventies
not destroyed the last page, there is and the AIDS epidemic. Haunted by the deaths of his father
something to play with,” Singer writes. and his first wife, along with his struggles with mental ill-
“What will happen when the last let- ness and alcoholism, Frere-Jones excavates his life’s triumphs
ter is no more, is something I’d rather and failures. As he writes of playing with a band for the first
not bring to my lips.” time, “I fail my way into an epiphany.”
THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023 61
her subject and moving on to the whys.
THE ART WORLD Harris-Babou was born in Brooklyn,
to a mother raised mainly in New York
and Connecticut and a father who em-
YOU’RE GLOWING igrated from Senegal. She received her
M.F.A. from Columbia in 2016; three
Ilana Harris-Babou’s impish take on wellness culture. years later, her art appeared in the Whit-
ney Biennial, and a year after that she
BY JACKSON ARN made a splash, or at least a respectable
spritz, with a show at Hesse Flatow.
Much of her work follows the same pat-
tern: First, choose some form of trendy
life-style media (HGTV or cooking
shows, makeup tutorials) that tells view-
ers how to be true to themselves while
showing off for the neighbors. Then
mimic the format—twinkly music,
chirpily domineering host, rainbow col-
ors against crisp white backgrounds—
while dialling up the contradictions. The
centerpiece of the Hesse Flatow show
was a short video called “Decision Fa-
tigue,” in which Harris-Babou’s mother
walks us through her beauty routine:
moisturizing her face with Cheeto
crumbs, slurping Pepsi, showing off her
chocolate-chip soap. Pretty amusing, but
let’s be frank: when you shoot at an in-
dustry whose most famous company is
called Goop, you can’t miss.
The tile pieces in “Needy Machines”
are trying for something harder: not a
straight homage to their subject but not
an obvious parody, either. They’re basi-
cally high-relief sculptures, the size and
shape of a medicine-cabinet mirror; even
at a glance they suggest a luxury bath-
room, ground zero as far as wellness cul-
ture goes. The densest one, “Confetti 2”
(2023), is as cluttered with bright lumpy
ew art shows begin with spa music. two-year-old artist whose work awaits shapes as the wall of a rock-climbing
F You can imagine my confusion when
I knocked on the door of the Candice
you at “Needy Machines,” behind the
gallery door. Mix them together and you
gym, though it’s still mainly pale tile and
grout. For every wellness object in the
Madey gallery, in New York, and heard get a sugary confection known as “well- show, there is some free-associative pun-
celestial stomach growls coming from ness,” which happens to be her subject. object: for the ceramic screw-top bottle
inside. Was this the right floor? The right At this show, you will find, in addition of nail polish in “Confetti 2,” a cast of
ILANA HARRIS-BABOU; PHOTOGRAPH BY KUNNING HUANG
building, even? Yes and yes, but, in my to the spa soundtrack, ceramic pill bot- an actual screw; for an ear of corn, a
defense, galleries and spas have more in tles, a mirror that flashes laboratory in- glazed blob that resembles a human ear.
common than the proprietors of either voices, and rectangles of shiny white tile The tone is lightly ironic but never sar-
would like to admit. Both aspire to semi- enlivened by colorful fruit. In the past, donic, as though to acknowledge that
spiritual experiences, packaged in clean, Harris-Babou’s videos and sculptures wellness is a trillion-dollar industry partly
well-lit spaces with a barely repressed have announced their themes with yoni because, at its core, it makes a reason-
grossness. Both may be regular old busi- eggs, rose-quartz face rollers, and the able point. (Is anyone actually against
nesses, once your eyes adjust to the glow. like. There’s less of this kind of signpost- being well in body and mind?)
The clean, the gross, the spiritual, and ing in the new show, and a few of the It is easy to respect these sculptures’
the mercantile: these are the key ingre- best pieces have none at all, as though careful, subtle twists on careful, subtle
dients for Ilana Harris-Babou, the thirty- she were weaning us off the whats of contemporary design, and harder to rel-
ish them. Luckily, they’re only a warmup
“Confetti 2” (2023), one of Harris-Babou’s tile sculptures in “Needy Machines.” for the real fun. The spa noises turn out
62 THE NEW YORKER, DECEMBER 4, 2023
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